>your oshi is now your new roommate how fucked are you?
>>108904003every day, morning noon and night
fart when she's streaming so everyone thinks it's her
>>108904003>how fucked are you?More like how fucked is she
>your oshi is now your new roommate>roommateso does that mean i /become/ my oshi?
>>108904003she would be extremely fucked
>>108904003It would not work, there's money to be made, bills to be paid and chores to be done, one can't survive with sex alone
I have to spend every day cleaning up messes for the rest of my life and I am the happiest man on earth
She always tries to pay her half of the rent with anal sex and leaves dirty panties all around the house
>>108904381>but anon, I poop from there!
>>108904003>Berry CrepeShe drinks all my Coke Zero, won't shower, and keeps giggling.
>>108904003She would force feed me with cookies
More like how fucked is she?Pillow will hook up with her moms bf on the daily
could be the plot of misery, or kino travelling. either way, very fucked in every position and a lot of feet stuff
>>108905299What did pillow do to you to make you so determined to spread this sentiment of her
>>108906952shut up. its hot
>>108904003>have to provide for the qt frail mangaka hag 24/7oh nyoo
>>108907057you realize that she has fetishes about force crossdressing boys and then fucking them till theyre drained while acting as their onee-san, right? not the best room mate material, imo.
>>108907105Is there a downside I'm not seeing here?
>>108904003she finally has someone willing to clean up so she won't be living in filth anymore. she also won't be eating takeout and microwaved crap exclusively anymore. a small price to pay
>>108908550>she loses her part of her charmHow to make your oshi no longer your oshi.
>>108905299I want to lick Pillow's cunny every day
>>108907105motherfucker that's me
>>108904003She likes to eat vegetables and fish fairly often, and I'm unsure if I can eat a full serving of either combined once a day every day. Especially fish
>>108904697I'm well aware, who else do you think is plunging the toilet after you clog it?
70% of the women in this thread are over 30 and 40% are over 37
>>108910110hot
>>108904003This is a Magic the Gathering house. She will learn or perish.
I am an introvert and value my alone time, so her constantly having her friends over and endlessly yapping would drive me insane
>>108904003sexo
>>108904003early and often
>She sleeps until afternoon and then whines about you having not made food for her yet>Starts noisily streaming in the evening and often has friends over to make it even worse>Streams until 4AM, then crawls into your bed and demands sex even though you have to get at 6 for your dayjob>Never cleans or does chores because her streaming income pays for 70% of the rent
>>108915388Irys?
>>108904003Rape
>>108915388she can't expect food service and for me to be up at 4 AM and also have a job
>>108904003Dry and hollow
>>108904003i will never sleep again
>>108904003Every morning, day and night and shower sex all day till it is dripping down her knees
she's the one getting fucked
>>108904003Come here, Friend.
>>108904735Sometimes you just gotta turn the shower on and toss a girl in there if she smells too bad
>>108904003I have to deal with Australia's bullshit won't I?
>Be asked to occasionally play Co-Op Retro games.>Do some day drinking at home with her.Sounds pretty based and comfy. I'd love my retarded Japanese wife.
It depends on what relationship we have. But, I would at least hope that we could play videogames together.
>>108931158>JapaneseClose, but not quite I think.
>>108925427If it's Filian not sleeping till she stops screaming
>>108925427Can't believe ICE got her...
