This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Lumi is surprised that its February already.https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2015707715486814685/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU [Embed] [Open]Lumi is being retarded in The Lord of the ringhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiPrevious Thread:>>108765943
me and lumi
>>108911550Can you explain more?
I want Lumi to call me daddy.
>>108913268alas, she got a little more mature and realized how fucked it was. the next person who gets to be daddy has to wait until they are formally dating. frankly I would be rather annoyed with her otherwise. that's slutty behavior if it isn't monogomously applied
>>108912571I'm very glad lumi is also on board the no such thing as marital rape train. that's a modern legal fiction. I'm never cheating on anyone but, if I wake up and feel like pussy or come home after a long day and feel like ass, it's non-negotiable.
Go back to /lemon/ you schizo fucker.
>>108913790
>>108913359Kind of shit only gooner virgins who have never had sex say. Ass is always negotiable. Sometimes the chamber is loaded.
>>108914077hahhahahahahha I'm glad this notification woke me up. there's nothing funnier than literal autists accusing each other of being autistic. for charity's sake, that's pre-negotiated going into the relationship my hyper-literal friend
>>108914077someone was convicted recently for convincing his his girlfriend with a whiteboard that they should have sex
>>108914128In your case it's not possible because your ass is currently blocked by your head.
>>108914145well at least this anon gets it. although sometimes it is too much to expect anons to possess the modicum of self-awareness required to engage in the type of bants you would have with your sentient peers. >>108914157oh you got me. I guess I am just a larper. how will I ever recover? I guess I'll have to turn myself over to the relevant authorities. which court has subject matter jurisdiction over making a girl cum while you have her blood on your dick? I'll be sure to cite this thread for the prosecutor next time we play golf in lalaland
Why is everyone here a achizo
Why does Lumi hate Jelly now?
>>108915191Substance abuse mostly but some might be undiagnosed. at least for 3 of us here.
Would you sit next to her for 16 hrs? Would you do this, even though the chances of getting some action in other seats are much higher?
>>108915191it makes me laugh. you should try it sometime
lumi is cute but she makes me feel like a loser so i only see her in collabsshe is funny though, the gay dad collab was good
>>108917003I was too afraid to watch it after I realized what it was. should I?
>>108917075wish is great together, yes
>>108917003She seems scary at first like a bitchy sorority girl but it just seems to be her mask personality. Underneath she has all sorts of pathetic neuroses which kind of humanize her somewhat.
>>108917184NTA, but most bitchy people have this, and that doesn't stop them from hurting everyone around them.
>>108917101lovely.>>108917184>>108917318your difficulty reading people isnt an excuse to be a dick about it
>>108918008I have a heart of gold actually
>>108918033>mfw making someone walk out of a meeting in tears so the people they bring in for the anal retentive and comprehensive solution don't ruin lives insteadfair
https://www.youtube.com/live/eTJEXUjpOx0tardwife streaming.
also wearing best outfit but app not pulling image like usual so someone else figure it out
>>108918588yay robots
she knows that whatever it is, she can't actually hurt us with it right? we're there regardless or we would have opted out by now. one way or another. before or after. no one enjoys inflicting tears. not on her at least.
>>108918728She likes robots?
>>108921816fuck if I know, whole day has been spent flexing how little I am paying attention while hanging on every word of the fuckers I am dealing with irl. I just really like her new outfit because it reminds me of a different time
anyone else upset about dizzy being the leader of the little invaders gaggle? it feels demeaning. both for lumi and us for liking her.
>>108923011Lumi is too submissive to challenge dizzy and jelly is too much of a chudette to be leader. Ember doesn’t care.
>>108923236lumi needs to be less submissive around women. it's super appealing with men but she should act like she is protecting her family when dealing with other women's bullshit
I want lumi to hug me like this.
White Lemon is livehttps://www.twitch.tv/miia
>>108926437Why do we hate Miia
>>108928220I liked her because she was purer than lumi but got corrupted by her friends and now lumi is purer than her somehow so shes irrelevant
>more handcam stream this week
that was a fun stream
>>108916647bro's the fucking joker
>>108917003lumi is cute and she makes me feel like a loser and that's why I like her
>>108923011Dizzy's autism beats out whatever childhood trauma lumi has
>>108931062good point. in a battle of the menhera only one of those will pull out ahead
>>108929054she has nice hands
which class was lumi?
Lumi is real.
>>108931765I prefer real lumi getting in the wifely duty reps she needs to be ready for the real thing
>>108931062Dizzy's also had it pretty rough, no reconciliation possible with her family
>>108932051What? Did she break some arrange marriage?
I am not judging lumi's family situation and am frankly happy she figured it out on her own terms without having to be told. as a sidenote, lumi deserves better friends.
>>108933292Lumi is exaggerating. Her parents love her and her little brother looks up to her. Not their fault Lumi has the brainworms and thinks they don't love her.
>>108933318I was not referring to any of those specific sub-topics, nor should this reply be taken as either an endorsement or a denouncement of same.
>>108932919I think she might have but I've heard enough that either her family is entirely comprised of demons or Dizzy is a complete sociopath
>>108933958such dichotomies warrant an excess of caution long after their supposed resolution
Lumi will usurp Dizzy
>>108928413Lumi corrupted Miia.
>>108932919>Did she break some arrange marriageShe's not a pajeet anon.
>>108937087But her parents are old school.
>>108928413what does pure mean in this context?
https://www.youtube.com/live/3xh9delroL0I love her.
>>108938577She will be a bad roommate
>>108939404and a great wife
>>108939437A bad wife since she can’t cook and clean.
>>108939706she can cook and just needs an incentive to want to clean
>>108939724If she couldn’t cook for her brother who wanted a home cook meal from her, she won’t for her husband
>>108939761somehow I doubt it
I like how much lumi loves and defends her dad. that's a noble attribute.
>>108941042Shame she won't defend her mother.
>>108938577She's beautiful
Lumi just wants a roommate so they can shoulder the burden of rent.
Lumi lives like this.
Can you save Lumi?
Lemon Feet.
>>108941564Easy, she'll have that house spotless before she's 3 months pregnant
Behold! Lumi's bedroom.
>>108941897the zig zagging crack down the left side is from us having sex
you can't really hold it against someone for living like she will never have guests. nothing a cleaning budget and the shame of having company can't fix.
>>108941339she really is. blemishes and all.
>>108941542
When i wrote the "can i do your laundry" comment i thought she was going to ignore it. Kinda hot. God knows i would kill all of you to get my hands on some crusty lumi panties
>>108942858give her a reason to care.
>>108930336damn right
>>108942858
>>108945309what the fuck is wrong with your spunk anon? see a doctor>>108915974sakana. I like lumi but business is business
>>108945309
why do I miss lumi
>>108946663Because You're lonely.
>>108949258I don't think so
>>108939761She asked starbro what he wanted. Don't blame her when he tried to pull an "alpha" male move and insist on saying food over and over.
>>108950046kids are funny
>>108950046Is that really an alpha move? I thought Starbro only said that because Lumi was pussyfooting about where to eat
>>108951507when a woman is offering to make you food, you have already won with her. acting coy isn't alpha in that context. anon was describing the quintessentially adolecent awkwardness of the proficient use of the wrong tool. thus the quotes.
>>108950046> insist on saying food over and overProof?
luv jelly simple as
Every day I think carefully about what I am going to say to Lumi at her Phase Con meet and greet but I just know I'll go to pieces in the moment it actually happens
This is the streamer Lumi boasted about enjoyinghttps://x.com/clipperken_/status/2015478981001171314
lumi you bitch
>>108955435moment of genuine and unironic advice since you are clearly using this for good faith reps.if you are comfortable sharing your chat identity, do so. vtubing is weird. meet and greets are weird. it's fucking cool that they were able to contrive a scenario for two way yap. still weird. luckily she has done a bunch of these before so use the terrain to your advantage. shift the burden to her. one, she can handle it. she really can. two, it's always a good move whenever you are worried a plan won't survive contact with the enemy. three, it's her fucking job. not yours. four, you're there to have fun. if you aren't having fun you're fucking up. that isn't just a transactional descriptor, it's a rizz thing. if you go in there performing an awkward and inauthentic role, she'll know. you'll know she knows. I love lumi but she is no Horus. she has nothing but good intentions, but she isnt perfect at making people feel as not awkward as she would want them to and it will suck. not because it matters, but because it is a correctly identified moment of awkwardness, per your original fear. five, most importantly of all, she's every bit as elated to see you as you are her. remember life is always an even playing field. they get to be around you just as much as you them. that doesn't mean being delusional, it just means being reasonable about understanding what is and isnt your problem.so what does that mean in practice? DO NOT go into this type of thing with what you want to say. go in ready with good questions. preferably open ended ones. a fun and/or cool statement/answer is great. a well thought out question is divine. you want to prove you care or demonstrate interest? ask a question. don't list them mechanically. let them be the thing you use to close air she is too autistic to close herself.you got this bud. never ever fucking let yourself be defeated in your own head before walking into a meeting. And never brainworm about being you. you are you. brainworm about how to best be you, not about what someone else may want you to be.
>>108956551What she do this time?
>>108959786skipped out on something.
>>108954931have sex with her then. how else is she supposed to know for sure? love making isn't a euphamism.
it's raining, it's pouring, an old man is snoring
>>108961101and by making I love I mean having sex with her, penis in vagina
>>108961362yes, very good anon.
>>108941897Where's all her plushes and clothes on the end of the bed?
>>108961514I'm still super confused by what the fuck was going on in that stream. the bathroom pic had the gumi creature thing leaves?
I can't believe people here actually thought that was her apartment. Those are all random images from twitter and reddit
>>108961919I think the idea Lumi had was post a bunch of cursed apartment pictures but the average Anon thought it looked pretty nice and wondered if it was her apartment
>>108961919>windowwe know. she's still our baby.
>>108962003>pretty nicebleak.
>>108962034I thought some of them looked pretty nice..
>>108962132which one?
>>108957395thank you anon, I wasn't expecting such a genuine answer.I guess I still have 5 months to prepare, anyway. I wonder how the meet-and-greets are going to work, I hope there is some way that everyone is guaranteed at least one slot, because that's surely one of the main reasons to attend.
>>108963110lumi will literally throw a fit if there is a limit on these. I'm sure it will work out.
>>108964524I was doing a rough calculation about this. Assuming 25 talents, 1000 attendees and 1 minute per meet and greet, for each attendee to be guaranteed one slot that's 40 minutes per talent, call it an hour for overrun time/setup. Over two 8-hour days you could achieve this with little overlap.That doesn't take into account the uneven distribution of demand, though. Maybe I am overthinking this.
>>108966339you are not but, from what I have heard, they often underthink
>>108966365>they often underthinkI really hope they don't fuck it up, but I'm fully expecting a single 30-minute window where all the talents are doing m&g's simultaneously and we need to fight other phase fans to get to the front of the queue to meet our oshionly the strongest will survive
>>108966568they should unironically make people choose their oshi instead of wideband meet and greets. they could tripple the time and get more of what people actually want that way. plus more blood for the blood god can only make everyone stronger.
LIVEhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>108967135Cute
>>108961589Probably random pictures that she found on the internet. She's too paranoid to have actually pictures of her apartment just in case an ad gets posted for another unit. I know for sure her lumi plush steam had her actual bed in the background.
>>108970058She can’t be paranoid if she showed her feet.
>>108967135It was a good stream. Didn’t know she was good at tactical shooters.
>>108974219I enjoy lumi because I enjoy lumi but I am worried that the choice of content is going to make me retarded by proxy
lumi is allowed to be mad at the rest of her gen for being mean and/or recklessly autistic enough to force her into that horrible gay dad collab. skipping minecraft could have been an appropriate way of voicing her displeasure without being bitchy about it, but of course she's locked herself into it now
>>108975745She just needs to come to terms that loving one’s family in a familial way is not incestuous and she needs to beat her brainworms and brainrot and also needs to stop reading her smut.
>>108976340I think it is safe to assume she had already come to terms with that.
is lumi okay
>>108975745sybau gay faggot
>>108976781ironic
>>108976781I'm adding this to your no lube butt sex tab
>>108976571If she still refuses to call her dad, “daddy” and whatever nickname she has for starbro, then no, she hasn’t come to terms with it.
>>108977529she doesn't. she stopped referring to him as daddy in front of chat because of gooners and only stopped calling him that in person when she first got properly mad at him. it probably didn't work on her mom
Will you live with Lumi for only 200 dollars a month?
>>108980416I can fix her.
>>108980610she's right in that she doesnt literally need to be fixed, but damn does that woman need some love in her life. perhaps more importantly, the courage to just do it.
>>108980610She doesn't want to be fix
>spending money on socks>also foundation and basic makeupI know what wearing no make up actually means in practice. so hearing it from her, of all people, really hurt the soul.
>>108981783Anon, Lumi is a woman. Of course she would spend money on make-up, need I remind you that she desperately wanted to be part of the popular clique with the cool girls, back when she was a teen?
Everyone in Phase Connect is just planning on graduating.
>>108982694Almost everyone has graduated before, several times even it's like how repeat divorcees make up 90% of the divorce stats
Why isn’t Lumi flexible as Dizzy? Does she not take yoga and pilates classes?
>>108983445Lumi was a malnourished figureskater as a kid then dropped physical activities altogether in her teenage years, she only took it up recently when eating almonds for dinner wasn't enough to retard the onset of 30s flab.Cartilege?non-existantLigaments?scarred
>>108983488Almonds is high in calories.
>>108983864You need calcium, protein and collagen
>>108983897All Lumi needs is the sun.
>>108984217shame she's allergic or whatever
I wish I could hug anxious lumi and just silently be there for her.
listening to night bloom again
I didn't even notice the connection until now. synchronicities cannot be ignored.
>>108985220Okay
>>108987329why did anon post image of hanging self? night bloom seems to make people sad for some reason when it's the literal opposite
>>108988136Same reason as some people can hang out with their friends and feel more alone than sitting by yourself in your apartment friday night
>>108988136Because Lumi causes that.
>>108988182that tracks
Night Bloom is strange, for many anon it is everything they ever wanted and for Lumi it's admitting how ill she is about her audience
>>108988512I love night time streams because she gets unhinged enough to drop the ironic detatchment. if you already are parasocial you may as well enjoy the upsides and have fun with it. if anything that makes it less para and more social.
>>108989346same
>>108989346Unhinged Lumi is bad because it ruins her Seiso status.
>>108989715It's not so much the seisoness that drops it's the groomer defenses. When she's tired and loopy she's a lot more genuine about what she's working on, what she's worried about and so on.
>>108989715does that actually close any doors or is it vestigial weebery that serves only to further alienate streamers from reality so their corpos can continue to monetize their delayed reintegration/graduation?
>>108989866Dropping the seiso usually sends the wrong fans your way, deepwater schizos
>>108989862groomer defenses is a good rebrand for the otherwise obviously detrimental self-inflicted desocialization required for corpos to guarantee a streaming career is long enough to return the initial investment and pay investors their dividends. all of the weeb shit is there to make people forget how to be people and mindlessly continue streaming as their best years slip away.>>108989903ignore them. simple ass
>>108989953I think you'd like Kiba/Yuri maybe I'd go so far to assume you started out as her fan?I think you're attributing too much to corporate pressure, if they were men I would generally agree with your stance but vtubers are primarily women and they thrive more operating from an established framework with clear rules and boundaries. There are entrepreneurial ones out there that are aligned more with what you're describing that aren't just schizo chuds 100% of the time but for a lot of vtubers, the vast majority of them need the structure and kayfabe to perform.
Lumi will murder a man if she could get away with it
>>108990095you're correct that it isn't deliberately utilized in phase like it would be in japan. the issue isn't one of intent it is one of the nature of all things insideous. idol culture was designed by the most successful collective society on earth. it's impact isnt obvious. the rituals don't leave marks the first time they are peformed. yet when they are wielded with deliberate patience, you can reduce people's existance into literal memes. so long as westerners are aware of the purpose and treat any manifestation of it's function like they would a biohazard, there is no problen. just stop acting weird when it starts to make you weird. the problem is that it isnt a biohazard and westerners have adopted a cavalier attitude towards it. our culture of individuality sees cold war psychological warfare tier threats and goes "oh that won't work on me because I know about it". we go from aware that there is a threat to thinking we comprehend the threat. when in reality only the former was keeping people safe. insideous tools wielded unwittingly are just as, if not more, dangerous than when done so deliberately. therein lies the objection to granting these seemingly vestigial imports undue weight.
>>108985220listening to love sucker again
>>108990657I see what you're saying but there's a certain ingenuity in Idol Culture that prevents people from acting out their demoralized selves and on some level they also relearn what has been lost in the feminist years a lot of the time. It would be nice if we could replace it with a perfect system completely aligned with our values but I hail from the last collectivist bastion that's long since fallen. Without Idol Culture in place it would only benefit the most sociopathic and degenerate individuals, it wouldn't be worth looking at for the majority of current vtuber fans. You can kind of see this play out in the latest generation of cloutchasers thinking it's cool being invited to do meth with F-list celebrities where girls who literally shoot porn with other porn influencers are more morally sound.
>>108990198Who would she kill?
>>108991243Her brother for her inheritance
I'm too scared to start watching lumii feel like I'm too far behind and she also scares me
Lumi is bemoaning the passage of time https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>108992092Well you're not getting ahead by waiting either
>>108992287Lies
>>108992143Isn’t she liken 23? Why is she complaining
>>108993642~10 years ago maybe
>>108985146To bad she's scared of men. You would just be making her worse.
>>108994455this is what he sees in the mirror
>>108994985I don’t get it.
>>108996952>"You will lose">Nah, I'd winBelieving yourself to be different despite nothing indicating that to be the case
When will the black eyes return.
>>108998304right?
>>108998304Never. That toggle is misogynistic.
Watching a VOD where Lumi mentions using an app to find friends in her area>says she's an "artist">says she really likes edgy jokes>says she really likes discussing politics>lives in PNWPoor lemon is accidentally going to join an Antifa meeting.
>>108999599I doubt a woman who’s weirdly reactionary, and adamant about traditional gender roles will make it far into that group. Also, didn’t some anons say her brother join some democratic socialist group and Lumi shit talked and bullied him until he left?
>>108999808Source?
>>108998304she just restarted her cycle so she will be more emotionally avaliable again like she was before it stopped. maybe we will get them and lolumi back, maybe not, but we have finally returned to the realm of the possible.
Why is she evil?
>>109005731she's just misunderstood
>>108999599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gSGTWCQfSg
>>109006462She supports Cain’s killing over Abel
>>109008659what did abel do to invoke her wrath
>>109008898Mocked and belittled his older brother and rubbed God's favor of him in Cain's face.
https://www.youtube.com/live/AwJoFBJM8Cc
>>109010092She's thinking about getting pregnant, isn't she?
>>109010108at least once a month
>>109010108utilizing her chat in a strategically productive manner could mean a lot of things
