First for gumping my jorts

Keep it dead.

>>108919559
No, the cancer spreads to other generals. This is the schizo containment thread. Namedrop to your heart's content

I love you f

Kill yourself d4n

i love my husband

>>108920431
I love my husband too :3

>>108919481
possibly the worst op i've ever seen here

I also love my husband and his big fat sweaty, greasy, bloated and purple like a corpse in water, pustule laden COCK that swings like the pendulum of a grandfather clock and drips sludge out of the hole. Fuck yes!

I regret meeting you.

>>108920887
Used to hearing this are you?

Shout out to the cutie reading this ;).

I didn't say a name, but you thought of them didn't you?

>>108920887
Likewise, you broke my innocent virgin heart

>>108920887
Camui…
>>108921057
Chrii…

>>108919785
4 reasons why or you're just lying

My feminine penis is aching for your masculine vagina

Confess

>>108921203
I'm tired of posts being attributed to me.

>>108921203
DDoubleU is a very handsome boy

>>108920431
Your husband loves me more than he loves you

>>108921203
I'm stress eating

>>108921148
What... I...

>>108921650
>Guy with high voice / low test larping as some sort of cool smoker daddy is cute
Nope. Next. He'd be attractive if he had an actual deep voice instead of a fag voice

>>108923090
A deep voice like Iriya Lotus Eater

>>108923090
Vxscera surely has a nonfag voice

>>108919481
Why is Rapetone the OP?

>>108922840
Yeah you hate me

>>108920887
Why?

>>108923223
I don't like any fag voices

>>108923537
Who do you think baked this thread, anon...?

>>108919481
>Camuizkif reviving /asp/
we only care about chrii, we're waiting for the day she come back to streaming

>>108924357
>bad faith post
nigger

>>108924357
Who's the esl that seems hell bent on spamming these names lately? They have some of the worst English seen in a long time
>>108903515
>>108903270
These were from last thread

Are you ready for 2 inches? =D

>>108923090
Face it, the era of the fag voice is here

>>108924586
your twitter reps anon

>>108924696
Spoonfeed me

>>108924720
Ordem e Progresso

>>108924821
MUST BROKE????

>>108924821
Brazilian /asp/ie? How do you know?

>>108923672
How do you even know if im talking about you

>>108924950
must broke my hymen

>>108924821
Not enough spoonfeeding, feed me more

>>108924302
Honestly no clue. I have better things to do than chase ghosts with no motion. Spoonfeed me if you so desire.

>>108924821
BRASIL NÚMERO UNO CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO

>>108924821
The AI nigglet?

>>108925315
7-1

>>108921345
Aypop...

Hahaha...Ronaldinho Soccer!

I have successfully infiltrated in /asp/ and /asp/-adjacent streamers over the past couple of months, no one has noticed, and I am now friends with many of you.

Omo has rebranded almost 2 years ago now and he's still stuck at 20 viewers.
Was the rebrand a failure?

>>108926530
Koko...

>>108926530
the seal to be a true aspie or adjacent is getting fanart from the art friends
I don't trust anyone new that doesn't have at least 1

>>108926530
Dave...

>>108925024
Even if I'm not them, I'm sure they would appreciate knowing.

>>108919785
Do not the Fythol

I saw this dude on /v/ last night. Is he one of yours larping in the thread? He sounds like someone trying to be a vtuber

>>>/v/731606142

>>108928383
have potential
if you have a funny voice, get a funny model and you can be a vtuber, lilke that dude
sadly here in /asp/, we have the motherfuckers with the most manly voices larping with a loli model or doing the they/them on bio

>>108928547
Not me, I found him annoying and thought he was one of you trying to get interest

>>108927604
The
What

>>108926655
Yes, but in the same case that 99% of all aspies are failures.

>>108928547
how do i know what kind of voice i have?

>read something
>take copious mental damage
>end up completely exhausted
So today no stream

>>108929114
What did you read

>>108929045
You post a vocaroo on here and we tell you.

>>108928547
https://voca.ro/1cDtDcIY5c44

>>108929262
Some family dynamics stuff

>>108929868
Yes but subversion only works once.

>>108928383
No but that tranny Haru Mizuki shills himself on /v/ all the time, call him a tranny and report him for self advertising.

>>108930477
Mau your Haru crusade has to end eventually

>>108929868
That accent is awful, you’ll never go anywhere in life

I watch my regular viewers when they stream because I'm parasocial and I also have a crush on all of them. They all have nice voices...

>>108919481
Tectone would have unironically made a better Vtuber thsn flesh streamer. His cartoony "Teccy" voice was gold.

I need you.

>>108931786
Then DM me faggot

Keep gettin' less of you
When I give you the best of me

holy dead general

Is there some kinds of unspoken rule that vtubers never play AAA games for collabs and just find the shittiest jankiest $5 games on steam instead?

how long did it take any vtubers here to hear back from a company?

and how long did it take for companies to view your videos or reach after viewing them?

I'm sitting on a few views from multiple auditions, but no emails from any of them
How long until I consider them failed auditions

>>108935341
3 weeks for Hololive to email and tell me never to contact them or their talent again or they’ll get the police involved.

>>108924821
>vita got to fuck her
ITS NOT FAIR

>>108928547
Haru shut the fuck up you nigger

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aspies and what sauces they grab at tacobell

>>108930477
>>108930892
>>108935502
This bit got stale a long time ago, Mau. Take these (You)s and get a job.

Haru is the most worthless failure of a male here.

>>108935564
>Grifter
>GFE but no guyz is not actualy gfe im just a cock tease
>awful forced cutsey voice
>its just one guy
>always out of money, never gets a job, constantly on vacation
>every so ofter health problems appear and after his paypiggs feed him he mysterious goes on vacation
At leqst be upfront about it

I'm still dedicated to tanking Haru's reputation but he's done a great job for me lol.

>>108935295
When organising a collab you either need everybody to already own the game, or you need them to buy it. It's easier to convince someone to buy a $5 game rather than a $100 game.

>>108926530
I'm working on this too but am too busy with work to be very active and am kinda autistic in making new friends. At least Edgey seems pretty cool.

>>108927301
Sigh... You win
Because she is so cute even if she doesnt want to, because she tries so hard to do her best, because she is so uplifting of others, because she likes to be there even if she doesnt like getting noticed, because her shyness is endearing, because because because... enough!

>wanna make content about game
>game isnt out yet
>cant draw
>cant animate
>not enough lore dropped to do some low effort lore recap vid on
I hate being a talentless chud so much

>>108938007
why not do trailer analcist for little details?

>>108935674
>>108938039
who is the anon butchering their typing this morning? speak up

>>108938007
Get talent, it only takes 2 years to get good at something

>>108935540
>not on there
Great, because I don't go to taco bell. Thanks anon

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I think I finally need to find a niche and live there

I love him so much

>>108919481
Why is this random male the OP?

I wish people vague posted about me but they just say I suck instead

>>108940571
yeah me

>>108940585
Say something nice

>>108940419
Because no one baked for over 24 hours

>>108935540
Tacobell is for trailer trash

>>108940603
love me

>>108940692
Ok *loves u*

>>108940699
fr

>>108940663
No one should've baked at all. /asp/ should stay dead for awhile.

>>108933457
Consider adding yourself to this list, then make it a whole thing in twitter about how "someone" added you and have a meltdown, then reap the benefits
First femaspie to do it will get a hit tweet, guaranteed

>>108937652
This is the most generic response ever. Any girl could read this and think its about her.

>>108940938
I haven’t had a menstrual cycle since 2023

>>108940353
4 reasons why or you're just lying

>>108941572
1 his dope has swag
2 he’s Filipino
3. His small cock
5. He can count

Total ESL takeover. Reply to this post if you’re from a non English speaking country and you will not do your reps.

>>108942355
que la turbomamen los gringonimales

>>108942355
Ja hier

>>108942446
Back to the favela you go, Rodrigo! Thought you could chuub with the rest of us normal people while doing Amazonian bird calls and slurping down monkey soup? Nope. Cartels.
Vtuber -> Cartel
This is the life for you. Instead of posting here, why not immerse yourself in the local culture of your people by murdering a soccer team. Or, haha, I'm sorry, "futbol". In the meantime, do your reps and then maybe when you come back and speak a language normal people can understand, you can convince anons from behind your $15 Fiverr model that you toiled 11 months in the coke fields to afford that you're something resembling a human, you retarded ESL subhuman bitch.

>>108942355
No hablo espanol

>>108942645
my brother
you have the only country in the world that have an incel virginity problem
LOL
LMAO even

>>108943021
Explain India

>>108943021
If that was the case you would be having sex instead of pursuing e-pussy ronaldo.

>>108942355
Chinga tu madre, verga flaca

>>108943021
Termites have high breeding rates too, what's your point João?
https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/colunas/destaquesgls/ult10009u406368.shtml

>Burgers are at the same level in social interactions as India
I'm pretty sure there are many different cultural reasons for that, you can't compare both

Did chrii die

>>108943128
>pursuing e-pussy ronaldo
yes my burger friend
everyone is a pussy starving
everyone is doing this for pussy
what's next? an ICE meltdown?
get the fuck out of here with your main character syndrome
It's not our fault that your fucking society is full of incels

>>108943189
This is why we need to purge ESLs off the internet and ideally, off the fact of the planet. They read words but they can't comprehend them, so instead of thinking about it, they assign their own meanings to the words they've just read and regurgitate their headcanon as fact.

>>108943280
>fact of the planet
Looks like I'm included. Buying a one way ticket to Argentina now.

>>108943280
>they
I mean you read Spanish and interpreted it as Portuguese my man, you are not the one in the position to talk lol

Quiero impregnar a fwoffie

>>108943322
I speak languages normal people can understand, like English, American English, Canadian English and Australian English. Anything else is not intended for human consumption and is bug language for uncivilized savages larping as descendants of conquistadors.

>>108943382
>larping as descendants of conquistadors
You are hard projecting now camui, time out for a while before you keep ridiculing yourself any further

>>108943424
Is he hispanic? He's already going to be shipped to Brazil on the day of the rope since he's a race traitor that soiled his dick with the brown hag. If he's hispanic then he will fit right in with the rest of you ESL filth.

The OP matches the thread quality

>>108943265
>everyone is doing this for pussy
Bruh

A spanish speaking /asp/ie has revealed a lot about themselves today...

>>108943514
What brown hag

>>108943755
Which one?

>>108943332
Whom?

>>108943021
Source?

>camui
>the most american possible /asp/ie
sure buddy, he's totally mexican

>>108944375
Especially given his bias towards esl and brown girls that name pull made me scratch my head lol

WHAT BROWN HAG DID HE FUCK

camui is le average modern american that can't get local pussy, but instead turn into vtubing to get foreign pussy
and get it

I hate you all so fucking much

>even camui scored

>>108944583
A lot of our males scored.

>>108926530
Took some lurking but I actually figured out who this is. Please be wary of omo and meryl though.

>>108944666
Qrd?

>>108944664
Not me :'(

>>108944555
>>108944583
I hope you get aids and die

>>108944664
married burger male /asp/ies
name it all!

>>108944761
Hazmat, Elliott, Lance, uhhh I think that's all of them.

>>108944887
Lapin

>>108944887
Lapin and Clonq

>>108944887
oof

>>108945260
For real, literally no excuses.

>>108945326
I mean, that's hardly an accomplishment, they're with hideous women.

>>108945347
Doesn't matter, male loneliness is a choice

>>108945451
female safety is an illusion

>>108919785
<3

There is nothing more important to the aspiring vtuber thread than where a male vtuber parks his penis.

>>108945608
It's just schizo babble, it's the same thing as caring what a vtuber looks like

kill yourself flandzen

>>108935540
FACTUAL!!!!

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aspiring vtubers?

Save me

>>108946386
Name yourself

>>108946386
your savior is your enemy, you just have to stop fighting them

>>108946777
Good advice, God

>>108946876
ty

>>108946777
The invading enemy, the obsessed stalker, the abusive partner, the corrupt system, the harmful advice. All of these you should actually allow and accept in your life!

>>108947054
you'd be surprised

>>108945347
The kid Elliott groomed is not too bad on the eyes

>>108946525
Haru Mizuki

>>108943332
The verb you're looking for is "embarazar". "Impregnar" in spanish follows the older English meaning of saturating or soaking with an additive.

>>108948821
embarazar no tiene el mismo golpe que impregnate tiene en ingles, en mi opinion sonaria mejor decir "Quiero preñar a _____" o "Quiero inseminar a ______" :)

>>108949379
preñar

Penis

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>>108949379

>>108949474
Next thread pic please

>>108944583
>scored a dead obese zoophile sexpest groomer
>scored a dead obese Russian and French retarded virgin
>scored a soon to be dead obese pedo groomer grifter
Scored high and above

>>108949755
Doesn't matter had sex!

>>108949755
Those sure are words.

>>108949779
I don’t think he met any of them

now I understand why the incel music is popular

>>108949806
There's photo evidence

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>>108949755
A man of impeccable taste.

>>108949928
Proof that he met Rottie, Chrii and Pafu?

>>108950121
there is for chrii

I’m going home

>>108950121
Why is this important? What does it have to do with the hobby of vtubing?

>>108950321
Yes, vtubing is entertainment and this shit is entertaining me

>>108950145
A photo of them together?

>>108944663
Anyone wants a model?

>>108943332
I don't get the hype

>>108949527
Spanish is a foul language, spoken by an ever fouler people.

>>108952061
Spanish is the poor man's Latin

English is the poor man's Proto-Indo-European

>>108952105
And Latin is just a poor man's Greek.

Fwofie is the poor man's Geega.

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daily reminder

https://x.com/Filian_VT1

Do you think she will become succesful?

>>108952383
Wasn't included
sadge

Im glad mental asylums are open again because they can drag the mentally ill schizo into one instead of letting them spend 20 hours a day spamming the same exact posts for the past 5 years on this thread.

Always with the scenarios.

>>108949755
Qrd

>>108952896
Discontinue the lithium.

>>108952948
Acquire magnesium

I am live now until 8:00 PM (PST)!

If anyone wants free tutoring, please say so in chat and I will do what I can to help. :D Otherwise today's lesson is I'm not sure lol

https://www.twitch.tv/vtutor8

>>108953594
I've actually streamed Jump_Beef and completed it twice....

hey /asp/ did you hear from successful indie vtuber Kyrio (formerly Nijisanji) who has a huge female fan base: "we are not hating men enough"

be like Kyrio

>>108955518
I do like how women pretend they have social intelligence that far exceeds men, then they get roped in and manipulated by the female equivalent of a loli succubus sex addict virgin shut in. I applaud Kyrio for keeping up the act for so long.

>>108955518
stick a knife up your cunt

>>108955746
Rude, this is why we hate men.

>>108955763
you love getting fucked though

>>108955518
Oh boy rage baiting for engagement on Twitter? Yawn, next. I love men, they pay my bills.

>>108955819
yas queen! get that money! thats all men are good for anyways

>>108919481
MICROTONE

Just double tapped the fart button! :P

Local tarot reader here. Ask the cards anything.

>>108960886
Why do I get sidelined in all my relationships, romantic, platonic whatever

>>108960886
oh local tarot reader, will I finally get good at art this year?

>>108960886
am i gmi

>>108960968
You aren’t streaming engaging enough games. Have you tried Ark: Survival Evolved? If not, you should consider playing it.
>>108960973
Consider editing your VODs and posting a compilation of the best moments and an artist may happily stumble upon your VOD and want to draw you free fan art to thank you for entertaining them.
>>108961105
In the eyes of God we are all “making it”. If you know you know.

don't say yes if you can't say no

Hooked on swing dancing, can't quit the floor.

>>108961207
Anon i found RES and i want to violently strangle him. Should i?

I miss npc dialogue anon

>>108955763
Sorry babe, would you prefer me sticking my heavenly crafter meat, bulging and impressive, knife instead? I will be supremely gentle, you will not have a bad time at all if you let me I can guarantee you ;)
... Does that sound better? Does that sound less rude for you? Please excuse us, we might not be the best...

Stop making your hangups with gender our problem

>>108961946
no, never
change my mind

hi

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i've been wanting to make an indie vtuber group for a while now, focused on indie games or indie animation mostly in the form of long form video essay content, but it's impossible to find people, would anyone be down?

>>108964195
Try again but make it a tweet and link it here, those who come to this place but don't actively do that could help by boosting the visibility of it and those who actually want will know who to talk to for the project.
>inb4 but why not do it only through here
This place has been shit for a while, same reason why you find almost no linkposts.

Vtubers only speaking up after a white man gets killed is so funny. ICE has been fucking with people since last year but the moment a white person is involved that's the last straw.

>>108965594
no one gives a shit, only politic obsessed freaks like you care about any of this shit

>>108965594
get help, gobb.

>>108965594
I'm not american therefore not my problem

>>108965594
No one fucking cares, ICE been doing this shit since like 2009, yeah?

>>108965594
Being outraged about moral consistency in the content creator space is unproductive. Rapetone, the guy in the OP, literally admitted in court that he chose to be a hasanabi op because it got engagement. In the attention economy, outrage and novelty win out. Be happy the vtubers you're talking about reached the correct conclusion eventually. Touch grass. Join your local rapid-response group. Reach out to minority and immigrant members of your community and help them get food and medicine.

>biing itrigid ibit miril cinsistincy
Shut the fuck up, you are the exact same shit and try to larp as the morally superior virtue signaling vtuber

>>108964195
This sounds fun, who can I reach out to?

>>108965594
>burgers

>>108966430
Keep malding. I don't snitch on myself.

>>108965594
>Barney the Dinosaur’s silence on the Holomodor speaks volumes

Have you considered that people can both care about things happening outside the stream and not want to bring everything outside of the stream into the stream