207 - Dead General Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious Thread: >>108816670
First for gumping my jorts
Keep it dead.
>>108919559No, the cancer spreads to other generals. This is the schizo containment thread. Namedrop to your heart's content
I love you f
Kill yourself d4n
i love my husband
>>108920431I love my husband too :3
>>108919481possibly the worst op i've ever seen here
I also love my husband and his big fat sweaty, greasy, bloated and purple like a corpse in water, pustule laden COCK that swings like the pendulum of a grandfather clock and drips sludge out of the hole. Fuck yes!
I regret meeting you.
>>108920887Used to hearing this are you?
Shout out to the cutie reading this ;).I didn't say a name, but you thought of them didn't you?
>>108920887Likewise, you broke my innocent virgin heart
>>108920887Camui…>>108921057Chrii…
>>1089197854 reasons why or you're just lying
My feminine penis is aching for your masculine vagina
Confess
>>108921203I'm tired of posts being attributed to me.
>>108921203DDoubleU is a very handsome boy
>>108920431Your husband loves me more than he loves you
>>108921203I'm stress eating
>>108921148What... I...
>>108921650>Guy with high voice / low test larping as some sort of cool smoker daddy is cuteNope. Next. He'd be attractive if he had an actual deep voice instead of a fag voice
>>108923090A deep voice like Iriya Lotus Eater
>>108923090Vxscera surely has a nonfag voice
>>108919481Why is Rapetone the OP?
>>108922840Yeah you hate me
>>108920887Why?
>>108923223I don't like any fag voices
>>108923537Who do you think baked this thread, anon...?
>>108919481>Camuizkif reviving /asp/we only care about chrii, we're waiting for the day she come back to streaming
>>108924357>bad faith postnigger
>>108924357Who's the esl that seems hell bent on spamming these names lately? They have some of the worst English seen in a long time>>108903515>>108903270These were from last thread
Are you ready for 2 inches? =D
>>108923090Face it, the era of the fag voice is here
>>108924586your twitter reps anon
>>108924696Spoonfeed me
>>108924720 Ordem e Progresso
>>108924821MUST BROKE????
>>108924821Brazilian /asp/ie? How do you know?
>>108923672How do you even know if im talking about you
>>108924950must broke my hymen
>>108924821Not enough spoonfeeding, feed me more
>>108924302Honestly no clue. I have better things to do than chase ghosts with no motion. Spoonfeed me if you so desire.
>>108924821BRASIL NÚMERO UNO CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO
>>108924821The AI nigglet?
>>1089253157-1
>>108921345Aypop...
Hahaha...Ronaldinho Soccer!
I have successfully infiltrated in /asp/ and /asp/-adjacent streamers over the past couple of months, no one has noticed, and I am now friends with many of you.
Omo has rebranded almost 2 years ago now and he's still stuck at 20 viewers.Was the rebrand a failure?
>>108926530Koko...
>>108926530the seal to be a true aspie or adjacent is getting fanart from the art friendsI don't trust anyone new that doesn't have at least 1
>>108926530Dave...
>>108925024Even if I'm not them, I'm sure they would appreciate knowing.
>>108919785Do not the Fythol
I saw this dude on /v/ last night. Is he one of yours larping in the thread? He sounds like someone trying to be a vtuber>>>/v/731606142
>>108928383have potentialif you have a funny voice, get a funny model and you can be a vtuber, lilke that dudesadly here in /asp/, we have the motherfuckers with the most manly voices larping with a loli model or doing the they/them on bio
>>108928547Not me, I found him annoying and thought he was one of you trying to get interest
>>108927604TheWhat
>>108926655Yes, but in the same case that 99% of all aspies are failures.
>>108928547how do i know what kind of voice i have?
>read something >take copious mental damage>end up completely exhausted So today no stream
>>108929114What did you read
>>108929045You post a vocaroo on here and we tell you.
>>108928547https://voca.ro/1cDtDcIY5c44
>>108929262Some family dynamics stuff
>>108929868Yes but subversion only works once.
>>108928383No but that tranny Haru Mizuki shills himself on /v/ all the time, call him a tranny and report him for self advertising.
>>108930477Mau your Haru crusade has to end eventually
>>108929868That accent is awful, you’ll never go anywhere in life
I watch my regular viewers when they stream because I'm parasocial and I also have a crush on all of them. They all have nice voices...
>>108919481Tectone would have unironically made a better Vtuber thsn flesh streamer. His cartoony "Teccy" voice was gold.
I need you.
>>108931786Then DM me faggot
Keep gettin' less of youWhen I give you the best of me
holy dead general
Is there some kinds of unspoken rule that vtubers never play AAA games for collabs and just find the shittiest jankiest $5 games on steam instead?
how long did it take any vtubers here to hear back from a company? and how long did it take for companies to view your videos or reach after viewing them?I'm sitting on a few views from multiple auditions, but no emails from any of themHow long until I consider them failed auditions
>>1089353413 weeks for Hololive to email and tell me never to contact them or their talent again or they’ll get the police involved.
>>108924821>vita got to fuck herITS NOT FAIR
>>108928547Haru shut the fuck up you nigger
aspies and what sauces they grab at tacobell
>>108930477>>108930892>>108935502This bit got stale a long time ago, Mau. Take these (You)s and get a job.
Haru is the most worthless failure of a male here.
>>108935564>Grifter>GFE but no guyz is not actualy gfe im just a cock tease>awful forced cutsey voice>its just one guy>always out of money, never gets a job, constantly on vacation>every so ofter health problems appear and after his paypiggs feed him he mysterious goes on vacationAt leqst be upfront about it
I'm still dedicated to tanking Haru's reputation but he's done a great job for me lol.
>>108935295When organising a collab you either need everybody to already own the game, or you need them to buy it. It's easier to convince someone to buy a $5 game rather than a $100 game.
>>108926530I'm working on this too but am too busy with work to be very active and am kinda autistic in making new friends. At least Edgey seems pretty cool.
>>108927301Sigh... You winBecause she is so cute even if she doesnt want to, because she tries so hard to do her best, because she is so uplifting of others, because she likes to be there even if she doesnt like getting noticed, because her shyness is endearing, because because because... enough!
>wanna make content about game>game isnt out yet>cant draw>cant animate>not enough lore dropped to do some low effort lore recap vid onI hate being a talentless chud so much
>>108938007why not do trailer analcist for little details?
>>108935674>>108938039who is the anon butchering their typing this morning? speak up
>>108938007Get talent, it only takes 2 years to get good at something
>>108935540>not on thereGreat, because I don't go to taco bell. Thanks anon
I think I finally need to find a niche and live there
I love him so much
>>108919481Why is this random male the OP?
I wish people vague posted about me but they just say I suck instead
>>108940571yeah me
>>108940585Say something nice
>>108940419Because no one baked for over 24 hours
>>108935540Tacobell is for trailer trash
>>108940603love me
>>108940692Ok *loves u*
>>108940699fr
>>108940663No one should've baked at all. /asp/ should stay dead for awhile.
>>108933457Consider adding yourself to this list, then make it a whole thing in twitter about how "someone" added you and have a meltdown, then reap the benefits First femaspie to do it will get a hit tweet, guaranteed
>>108937652This is the most generic response ever. Any girl could read this and think its about her.
>>108940938I haven’t had a menstrual cycle since 2023
>>1089403534 reasons why or you're just lying
>>1089415721 his dope has swag 2 he’s Filipino 3. His small cock 5. He can count
Total ESL takeover. Reply to this post if you’re from a non English speaking country and you will not do your reps.
>>108942355que la turbomamen los gringonimales
>>108942355Ja hier
>>108942446Back to the favela you go, Rodrigo! Thought you could chuub with the rest of us normal people while doing Amazonian bird calls and slurping down monkey soup? Nope. Cartels.Vtuber -> CartelThis is the life for you. Instead of posting here, why not immerse yourself in the local culture of your people by murdering a soccer team. Or, haha, I'm sorry, "futbol". In the meantime, do your reps and then maybe when you come back and speak a language normal people can understand, you can convince anons from behind your $15 Fiverr model that you toiled 11 months in the coke fields to afford that you're something resembling a human, you retarded ESL subhuman bitch.
>>108942355No hablo espanol
>>108942645my brotheryou have the only country in the world that have an incel virginity problemLOLLMAO even
>>108943021Explain India
>>108943021If that was the case you would be having sex instead of pursuing e-pussy ronaldo.
>>108942355Chinga tu madre, verga flaca
>>108943021Termites have high breeding rates too, what's your point João?https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/colunas/destaquesgls/ult10009u406368.shtml
>Burgers are at the same level in social interactions as IndiaI'm pretty sure there are many different cultural reasons for that, you can't compare both
Did chrii die
>>108943128>pursuing e-pussy ronaldoyes my burger friendeveryone is a pussy starvingeveryone is doing this for pussywhat's next? an ICE meltdown?get the fuck out of here with your main character syndromeIt's not our fault that your fucking society is full of incels
>>108943189This is why we need to purge ESLs off the internet and ideally, off the fact of the planet. They read words but they can't comprehend them, so instead of thinking about it, they assign their own meanings to the words they've just read and regurgitate their headcanon as fact.
>>108943280>fact of the planetLooks like I'm included. Buying a one way ticket to Argentina now.
>>108943280>theyI mean you read Spanish and interpreted it as Portuguese my man, you are not the one in the position to talk lol
Quiero impregnar a fwoffie
>>108943322I speak languages normal people can understand, like English, American English, Canadian English and Australian English. Anything else is not intended for human consumption and is bug language for uncivilized savages larping as descendants of conquistadors.
>>108943382>larping as descendants of conquistadorsYou are hard projecting now camui, time out for a while before you keep ridiculing yourself any further
>>108943424Is he hispanic? He's already going to be shipped to Brazil on the day of the rope since he's a race traitor that soiled his dick with the brown hag. If he's hispanic then he will fit right in with the rest of you ESL filth.
The OP matches the thread quality
>>108943265>everyone is doing this for pussyBruh
A spanish speaking /asp/ie has revealed a lot about themselves today...
>>108943514What brown hag
>>108943755Which one?
>>108943332Whom?
>>108943021Source?
>camui>the most american possible /asp/iesure buddy, he's totally mexican
>>108944375Especially given his bias towards esl and brown girls that name pull made me scratch my head lol
WHAT BROWN HAG DID HE FUCK
camui is le average modern american that can't get local pussy, but instead turn into vtubing to get foreign pussy and get it
I hate you all so fucking much
>even camui scored
>>108944583A lot of our males scored.
>>108926530Took some lurking but I actually figured out who this is. Please be wary of omo and meryl though.
>>108944666Qrd?
>>108944664Not me :'(
>>108944555>>108944583I hope you get aids and die
>>108944664married burger male /asp/iesname it all!
>>108944761Hazmat, Elliott, Lance, uhhh I think that's all of them.
>>108944887Lapin
>>108944887Lapin and Clonq
>>108944887oof
>>108945260For real, literally no excuses.
>>108945326I mean, that's hardly an accomplishment, they're with hideous women.
>>108945347Doesn't matter, male loneliness is a choice
>>108945451female safety is an illusion
>>108919785<3
There is nothing more important to the aspiring vtuber thread than where a male vtuber parks his penis.
>>108945608It's just schizo babble, it's the same thing as caring what a vtuber looks like
kill yourself flandzen
>>108935540FACTUAL!!!!
aspiring vtubers?
Save me
>>108946386Name yourself
>>108946386your savior is your enemy, you just have to stop fighting them
>>108946777Good advice, God
>>108946876ty
>>108946777The invading enemy, the obsessed stalker, the abusive partner, the corrupt system, the harmful advice. All of these you should actually allow and accept in your life!
>>108947054you'd be surprised
>>108945347The kid Elliott groomed is not too bad on the eyes
>>108946525Haru Mizuki
>>108943332The verb you're looking for is "embarazar". "Impregnar" in spanish follows the older English meaning of saturating or soaking with an additive.
>>108948821embarazar no tiene el mismo golpe que impregnate tiene en ingles, en mi opinion sonaria mejor decir "Quiero preñar a _____" o "Quiero inseminar a ______" :)
>>108949379preñar
Penis
>>108949379
>>108949474Next thread pic please
>>108944583>scored a dead obese zoophile sexpest groomer >scored a dead obese Russian and French retarded virgin >scored a soon to be dead obese pedo groomer grifterScored high and above
>>108949755Doesn't matter had sex!
>>108949755Those sure are words.
>>108949779I don’t think he met any of them
now I understand why the incel music is popular
>>108949806There's photo evidence
>>108949755A man of impeccable taste.
>>108949928Proof that he met Rottie, Chrii and Pafu?
>>108950121there is for chrii
I’m going home
>>108950121Why is this important? What does it have to do with the hobby of vtubing?
>>108950321Yes, vtubing is entertainment and this shit is entertaining me
>>108950145A photo of them together?
>>108944663Anyone wants a model?
>>108943332I don't get the hype
>>108949527Spanish is a foul language, spoken by an ever fouler people.
>>108952061Spanish is the poor man's Latin
English is the poor man's Proto-Indo-European
>>108952105And Latin is just a poor man's Greek.
Fwofie is the poor man's Geega.
daily reminder
https://x.com/Filian_VT1Do you think she will become succesful?
>>108952383Wasn't includedsadge
Im glad mental asylums are open again because they can drag the mentally ill schizo into one instead of letting them spend 20 hours a day spamming the same exact posts for the past 5 years on this thread.
Always with the scenarios.
>>108949755Qrd
>>108952896Discontinue the lithium.
>>108952948Acquire magnesium
I am live now until 8:00 PM (PST)!If anyone wants free tutoring, please say so in chat and I will do what I can to help. :D Otherwise today's lesson is I'm not sure lolhttps://www.twitch.tv/vtutor8
>>108953594I've actually streamed Jump_Beef and completed it twice....
hey /asp/ did you hear from successful indie vtuber Kyrio (formerly Nijisanji) who has a huge female fan base: "we are not hating men enough"be like Kyrio
>>108955518I do like how women pretend they have social intelligence that far exceeds men, then they get roped in and manipulated by the female equivalent of a loli succubus sex addict virgin shut in. I applaud Kyrio for keeping up the act for so long.
>>108955518stick a knife up your cunt
>>108955746Rude, this is why we hate men.
>>108955763you love getting fucked though
>>108955518Oh boy rage baiting for engagement on Twitter? Yawn, next. I love men, they pay my bills.
>>108955819yas queen! get that money! thats all men are good for anyways
>>108919481MICROTONE
Just double tapped the fart button! :P
Local tarot reader here. Ask the cards anything.
>>108960886Why do I get sidelined in all my relationships, romantic, platonic whatever
>>108960886oh local tarot reader, will I finally get good at art this year?
>>108960886am i gmi
>>108960968You aren’t streaming engaging enough games. Have you tried Ark: Survival Evolved? If not, you should consider playing it.>>108960973Consider editing your VODs and posting a compilation of the best moments and an artist may happily stumble upon your VOD and want to draw you free fan art to thank you for entertaining them.>>108961105In the eyes of God we are all “making it”. If you know you know.
don't say yes if you can't say no
Hooked on swing dancing, can't quit the floor.
>>108961207Anon i found RES and i want to violently strangle him. Should i?
I miss npc dialogue anon
>>108955763Sorry babe, would you prefer me sticking my heavenly crafter meat, bulging and impressive, knife instead? I will be supremely gentle, you will not have a bad time at all if you let me I can guarantee you ;) ... Does that sound better? Does that sound less rude for you? Please excuse us, we might not be the best...
Stop making your hangups with gender our problem
>>108961946no, neverchange my mind
hi
i've been wanting to make an indie vtuber group for a while now, focused on indie games or indie animation mostly in the form of long form video essay content, but it's impossible to find people, would anyone be down?
>>108964195Try again but make it a tweet and link it here, those who come to this place but don't actively do that could help by boosting the visibility of it and those who actually want will know who to talk to for the project.>inb4 but why not do it only through hereThis place has been shit for a while, same reason why you find almost no linkposts.
Vtubers only speaking up after a white man gets killed is so funny. ICE has been fucking with people since last year but the moment a white person is involved that's the last straw.
>>108965594no one gives a shit, only politic obsessed freaks like you care about any of this shit
>>108965594get help, gobb.
>>108965594I'm not american therefore not my problem
>>108965594No one fucking cares, ICE been doing this shit since like 2009, yeah?
>>108965594Being outraged about moral consistency in the content creator space is unproductive. Rapetone, the guy in the OP, literally admitted in court that he chose to be a hasanabi op because it got engagement. In the attention economy, outrage and novelty win out. Be happy the vtubers you're talking about reached the correct conclusion eventually. Touch grass. Join your local rapid-response group. Reach out to minority and immigrant members of your community and help them get food and medicine.
>biing itrigid ibit miril cinsistincyShut the fuck up, you are the exact same shit and try to larp as the morally superior virtue signaling vtuber
>>108964195This sounds fun, who can I reach out to?
>>108965594>burgers
>>108966430Keep malding. I don't snitch on myself.
>>108965594>Barney the Dinosaur’s silence on the Holomodor speaks volumesHave you considered that people can both care about things happening outside the stream and not want to bring everything outside of the stream into the stream
>>108965594And so what? It was a fuckin’ horse!
>>108966687nice, howsabout for anyone who wants to reach out: send an email to throwawayasp@outlook.com with your channel link and with proof that its you, then i'll decide if you seem cool and if i'll add you! :D
i woke up sick with a fever, bodyaches, and a dry cough. any tips on getting better?
Hanabi, if you’re still here, what is a social you still use? I wanna try to reach out but I’m an idiot and forgot your tumblr. Also a good chunk of my old DMs got nuked, please, bro. (Serious post)
>>108967382Rest, modicum exercise to sweat it out if it's some disease, healthy food (green leaves and fruits, meats, not as much grains nor ultra processeds), rest, green tea and honey, patience, and mybe I didn't mention it yet: rest!!!In two or three days you will be back chuubing it up! And if your cough starts to come charged with some phlegm don't you swallow that nasty thing!
>>108967620His Tumblr isn't the same as what his Twitter handle was?
>>108967857 (me)https://www.tumblr.com/hanabi3111Yes it was, reps anon, it wasn't that hard to find...
>>108967648Heh. Modicum.
>>108965822I would believe this is Gobb posting 100%
>>108967382Basically with a fever you just need to rest, your body is actively fighting an infection. Eat a healthy amount of food, that is very dense in nutrients (smoothies, blended vegetable soups, eggs) drink a lot of water. Take a warm shower and just sit in it as long as you can. Your fever will go away on its own, however if it lasts longer than three days see a Dr because your brain starts to melt.
