A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!Finger gun! Edition~>Her Youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird>Her Twitch channelhttps://www.twitch.tv/dokibird>Her VOD channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs>Her Twitterhttps://twitter.com/dokibird>Her Shophttps://dokimerch.com/>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's coverhttps://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U>STREAM The Final Heist MVhttps://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg>STREAM Five Nights at Freddy's (by The Living Tombstone) Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSq99ScHaNo>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee DokiMint 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEj-WEGnx58>STREAM Escape from the City (Sonic Adventure 2) Sloppy Sisters 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqI_a48RLj8>STREAM Roki DokiHiiro 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFQWFts6r6E>STREAM 'I'm Han Solo' Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5IMUR5zdYY>STREAM Dokibird's Birthday 3D Concert (2025) in Fullhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p28peDxKDSk>OP Saucehttps://x.com/Smol_DrawingBun/status/2014340153154641945Previous thread: >>108867635>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEthttps://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7whttps://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwUhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery>Fanart Vaulthttps://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQhttps://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw>Our Divegrass team pagehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/>Emotes!https://duckautomata.github.io/dokimotes/>Thread template. Use this for baking!https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)
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HahaDoki!
dorkbird love
geoff... why did you still this so hard...
>>108920715>>108920750Just say "Saruei voice" and stop beating around the bushWe get it, you're intimidated by actually attractive women so you gaslight yourselves into thinking chubby mid chinese girls are "cute"
Geoff lied to me...
I can already see a rebalancement patch on D1...The fact you get damaged for failing a raid already makes it meta to just gear more and not care about losing a contest.
>>108920973he would nevertrust in geoff
>>108920832kek
are we highguarding it now, /haha/?
>>108920947idk who this is
Nah, bro, this game is NOT a solo queue experience. Dogwater teammates WILL make you crash out with this game.
>>108920947How come they never collabed again after the one time they did?
>>108921023
>>108921023oh I'm guarding the high all right
>>108921023nyo
>>108921023You can't make me to Highguard.
>>108921023I rather go back to playing Mercy only in Overwatch...
>>108921023Highguard made me smoke a cogarette.
>>108921023uh, i guess?
>>108921038Not gonna lie I assumed it was going to be at least 5v5 or something. 3v3 seems kind of low
so, we're all on the highguard hype train, right?
>>108921023Geoff, please
>>108920947ok
>Dr. Disrespect in the big 2026I swear I don't understand this game's marketing strategy
>>108921153No, Geoff.
>>108921153geoff PLEASE
>>108921179forsenCD TWO TIMES CHAMPION forsenCD
>>108921179wft is this trash?
>>108921179bizarre marketing
>>108921179>whoever is marketing this game prefered going with a cancelled chud than just giving Doki 5 grand and have her shill your game at the risk of an aneurysm
>>108921179
>>108921125This is pretty much the best description of the game right now.
>>108921179Lmao
>At least it's free to playI've just tuned into this stream, is the game that bad right now?
>>108921285kind of yeah
asking for new(ish) dokifeet again
>>108921285Yes
>1080p MEDIUM settingsDeeply concerned...
>>108921285It's not even funny-bad, it's horribly generic-bad, boring-bad
Just gonna leave this here
>>108921285Concord 2 bros WON
>>108921285it's bad
>>108921285There is 100% no way this game could have been sold for any price higher than 0. Do you see how much game mechanics the game is demanding players to know to have a real, and enjoyable match? Your average FPStard has no attention span for that shit, especially at a price point.
>>108921285we trust in geoff it will get better soon
>>108921285Judging from dokis crashing out it seem like a really shit solo experience
>she's laughing so hard she's forgetting to breath
>>108921346>Where did Geoff get his confidenceDoki is never getting invited to Geoff's show at this rate...
>>108921299>>108917662
>where does Geoff get his confidence?Day 1 and we're already having queue issues.Game's lifetime is going to be measured in units of Concords.
cute snort
Almost 100,000 people playing and the game can't match 6 for a game
She losing it
>Not enough playersTHE GAME JUST CAME OUT, DOG. FIND ONE MORE FUCKING PLAYER.
>>108921395thank you
Geoff knows how to pick em lol
>>108921416It dropped below 70k already.
>2 hours and only 3 games
>>108920947wow insecure much anon
>>108921285Imagine all the bad parts of Paladins with all the bad parts from Deadlock. Then give all the characters some Concord energy.
Even if the game is shit this stream is legendary
>>108921449Shit, really??
They made Titanfall and Apex Legends, how the hell are they having so many issues queuing...
This just goes on to show how badly out of touch Jeff(or whatever stupid way it's spelled)and the TGA as a whole are
guys i don't think she is getting sponsored by highguard...
do you guys think she's getting a future highguard sponsorship?
They should have just made Titanfall 3
>>108921502They'd sooner associate with that pedo Dr Disrespect, so who gives a fuck.
>>108921317>>108921324>mogged by ConcordDoes Highguard has this KINO?>
>>108921534Hey hey, glass housesYou know those rumors about Doki and young boys
>>108921511No (good)
Not looking good for geoffbros
why did everyone shill this shit so hard?
>>108921606No clue
>>108921606I assume when the servers aren't shitting themselves and you're playing in voice and understand the mechanics it's probably pretty fun. But those are clearly tough pre-reqs to hit.
>>108921476>>108921523It's not Respawn, it's devs that left the studio. I guess they weren't responsible for the good parts of those games.
>>108921606they're desperate to revive the FPS/shooter genre
>>108921558>BazzMy FUARKING hero!
>>108921561That young boy? Me, at the young age of 37.
>>108921558Holy KINOOOOOOO
>>108921561I had no clue Doki was into shotas...>>108921606It looks more like the second coming of Battleborn in terms of being a game that wants to be a MOBA FPS while also being completely incomprehensible to anyone casually watching.
>>108921606It got THE golden adspot in the game awards so everyone assumed it was gonna be a big deal with tons of sponsorship money flying aroundIt's turns out Dorito Pope is just an old boomer
you just know that the japs are gonna eat this shit up, they love games like this
>>108921558>we can't show people getting killed in our shooter that would be problematic
>>108921740They unironically won'tIt's too slow and subdued for what they're into
RUSH B
>>108921606I don't think it's been "shilled" so much as everyone was more interested why a random team shooter got the finale spot at the game awards.
>The game is actually fun when people use comms and co-ordinate.Okay, I see the charm in it, Geoff.
>>108921823where is the horse cock at?
winning is fun
>>108921768>It's too slow and subdued for what they're intoGBO2 is one of the slowest games on the market
>>108921823>no horse cock0/10 game
>>108921823you just know
I can't tell anymore if I'm in a /vt/-thread or /v/-thread.
>>108921768THIS>can't play it on your phone>it's sleep inducing on desktopShit's dead in china and china-adjacent countries like korea and japan
I'm not sold on this one Doki
>open Bird stream>it just Apex with horsesT-thanks Geoff...
>>108921897Not enough slurs and basedjaks to be a /v/ thread
>>108921917I don't think Doki is sold on it either.
>>108921922horse cock update when?
>>108921964It was 225 and I just check it a few minutes ago
>Doki will never berate you
>>108921964OOooff... poor Geoff...
>>10892199822%
>>108921964>>108921998and 99% of the reviews are just 'lol concord'
>>108921945I don't think they're breaking the piggybank to ger Mori Calliope to shill this one
>>108921964>>108922026
https://x.com/Bonfen291/status/2015886763659550909/photo/1
>>108921964While I don't ever see this game ever getting anything better than Mixed at best, the vast majority of those reviews are pretty obviously just people joining in on the circlejerk for the sake of it.
>>108922099You can get fatboy Gabe to remove those if you ask nicely under the excuse of "reviewbombing"
>>108921606It's not really shilling so much as the Morbius treatment
>>108922134to be fair, that's exactly what it is. There's some legitimate complaints in there like getting kicked off the server and match making not working, but the one size fits all binary of 'yes vs no' percentage is kinda just prime ground for either misleading "day 1 issues that literally aren't a thing 30 hours into the game's lifetime" and review bombing just to join in on the fun.
>>108922134If I actually played this game I probably wouldn't review it positively either, but when most of the negative reviews have 0.1 hours played then yeah, it's an actual case of reviewbombing.
what the fuck is he doin?
When she barks orders, is she actually in the in-game Comms or is she just talking to chat?
>>108922301Shilling
>>108922308She's talking to me, actually
>>108922301Trying to vindicate his "this is god's gift to man" presentation
>>108922253That is pretty much every single modern game release. You have two competing groups. People giving games max rating "to fight the review bomb" and people review bombing it. Like the games actual rating will start to appear in like 2-3 weeks after all the people fighting over the review score have gotten bored and moved on
>>108922301geoff...
>>108922301cocaine off a mirror with his dick in his hand
>>108922301Did they pay him or what?
>>108922375Ether that or he's trying to save face for putting the trailer as the finale for the game awards
>>108922324This is why I no longer trust user reviews. They are just as unreliable as professional reviews, and sometimes even more so
>>108922301It's dead in the water, Goeff. Stop trying to salvage this Concord.
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>>108922301Holy shill, he's killing his entire credibility over this shit.>>108922324>>108922397He's even here trying hard.
>>108922375There have been a LOT of posts coming out that said That respawn did NOT pay Geoff; that was the rumor originally. It turns out, he just REALLY likes the gamesource form::https://www.gamespot.com/articles/highguard-was-planned-as-a-shadow-drop-but-geoff-keighley-had-another-idea/1100-6537655/
Imho if the fps game is 'have a premade or cry' it's gonna suck
>>108922324>>108922397Sadly, the popularity of review bombing for the sake of pushing a stance against the publisher/devs makes review scores pretty difficult to work with now So it's gonna have mostly people chiming in with "L CONCORD" or "NOT TITANFALL 3"
>>108922397"gameplay no commentary" has replaced playable demosvtubers have replaced games journalistsbut we're stuck with updoot and downboat brigading forever because users are faggots
>>108922433
>it's kind of e-sportyInto the trash it goes.
>>108922569>E-sportThat explains why certain retards are shilling it lmao. Fuck this game
>>108922301KEKAROOOO
>>108922624>Certain retards are shilling itYeah, if you look at every person who has called it the next coming of christ, the best shooter in YEARS they are ALL content creators they have not once sent in an average joe
>>108922501I have yet to play a single "review bombed" game that was actually good.
https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/2015892794867679529your thoughts, anons?
CONCORD MENTION
>>108922683concord 2
>>108922683Why did you do it, Geoff?
>>108922683too esportytoo much of an apex feel, if you dig deep enough, this game's main goal mechanic is just the fortress take over game mode in Shadow of War where you, as Talon, assault an orcish fortress and take over command points to make the fortress yours andlo and beholdwin
>>108922683
>>108922683blink twice if you're being held hostage, geoff
i want doki to yell at me for being a shitty teammate and then yell at me some more for trying to make excuses
>>108922734>just the fortress take over game mode in Shadow of WarRetarded comparison, especially because there are so many better ones.
>>108922569this game feels like, they took everything that sucks about modern sweatlord multiplayer FPS and just doubled down on it, not realizing that what made FPS popular in the first place is how low the barrier to entry playing it and enjoying it is. at the genre's peak, pretty much anyone could pick up halo 3 or COD 4 and have fun with it quickly without immediately getting absolutely stomped out by pros like they would in quake or unreal, but now it's gone in the opposite direction where the nolifers are prioritized because they play in for-cash tournaments and guilt other people for not sweatlording hard enough because they're banking their fucking college education on winnings instead of getting a real job
>It's a frustrating game
highguard reminds me of that anime gta game ananta where they are just throwing in whatever looks cool from any triple a game ever
amazing game
>>108922853same, bro, same
>>108922976Now THIS is a good character design!
this stream makes me want to play splatoon again after doki brought up rainmaker a couple times
is doki winning
Yes, the mindbreak has begun...
>>108923059Way better game
>>108922976sphere my beloved
>>108923077
highguard: we turned ready player one back into a video game.
is it me or does highguard look blurry as fuck?
DOKI CARRY
>>108923065yes
>>108923147It does
>>108922976Holy shit, it's a Kirby game's secret final boss!
>>108923059>the original splatoon was over 10 years ago now>quite possibly the only genuine innovation on the multiplayer FPS genre in that time period
>>108923147
>>108923180goty
>>108922907Its bizarre how we don't get simpler games like Quake, Half Life, Halo, ect. Some sweatfests can be fun while going fast but its draining.
>>108923180Hell no
>>108923180bruh
>>108922683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Fvsgv0bYw
What in the bootleg Terry Bogard?
>>108923180ue5 is that bad huh
>>108923274>Gen-Z Terry Bogard
>>108923279Yes.
>>108923274Terry mixes with Paul for tekken
Doki... 18 gigs does not mean it's well optimized..
>Duo/3 stack you're going to have a lot of fun, Solo queue good luckI'm not going to lie I'm very upset by this even though I don't want to play it. Too many games don't want to be like Left 4 Dead, Lost Planet 2 Ready or Not or SWAT 4 where you have competent bots and expect you to have a group of friends on standby like you're doing a Destiny 2 raid.
The class divide is real
>>108923219going online with quake 1 after beating the campaign was like finding a bear trap at the bottom of the cookie jar
>Streamer privilege
>>108923356gaymer rise up
>>108923219>Its bizarre how we don't get simpler games like Quake, Half Life, Halo, ectI think they're all trying to be esports because then they can get twitch streamers to basically market their game for free
Doki won the price increase gacha
luckybird
>>108923394I hate it
>>108923352This has been the standard for shooters of late it is really frustrating
>>108923352Devs keep thinking "don't you have friends" when they make these games, and gamers are gamers, so the answer is fucking no. I don't get it, honestly.
>can't even bully the homostars into playing it
Japan fuckers better not keep this shit alive
>>108923426yeah, it sucksindies are honestly the only ones doing anything actually innovative/interesting with the genre right now, and they're pretty much all singleplayer focused
>>108923459they'll get horny over offbrand terry
>>108923352To be fair, it's sub 12 hours into the game even existing. I imagine solo queue will probably get better as a generalized and understanded meta strat emerges. Like how Doki mentioned the standard bait rainmaker strat, after a few months everyone solo queueing will just understand 'the right idea' or at least follow someone's lead with pings. Any team based game will be better if you know your team, I doubt this will be perpetually unplayable without a stack.
Bye Doki....
bye, doki...
Until next time, Doki...
Rest day tomorrow?
Bye, Doki!Love you!
>character in game is named concordjokes write themselves
bye, dorkbird...
Bye Doki...>>108923529Probably yes, if I have go guessSchedule tomorrow too
Good streamMy favorite part was when the game was bad and Doki laughed
>>108923539they really do
>>108922680I've played a few, and while I did agree that the publisher/dev likely deserved to hurt a bit, it does suck when the game itself gets caught in a culture war
how do we save highguard?
>>108923732Game sucks but if I'm being completely neutral... Geoff killed it by shilling it to death and by giving it one of the most important spot in the Game Awards to a game that just wanted to compete with Overwatch and Marvel Rivel aka another moba shooter So we cant save it because Geoff ruined everything (AGAIN)
>>108923732make it a 3v3v3
Felt like I was reliving a new era of Brink. Thank you for the new punching bag, Geoff.
>>108923732
>>108923732when one of the other shitty shooter services shuts down we let displaced players convert their rank roints
>>108923732From someone who played it>Simplify the beginning. 2 minutes collecting and fortifying is just not fun. >Get 4v4, 5v5 going. Maybe just make a mode where you cut all of the collecting/raiding/etc and make a deathmatch or team deathmatch while modifying the armor/gun system. >Work on performance. Yes it is UE5, but the game runs like ass even on low for a game that should run on potato hardware. I have a 4080 Super/i9-13900k and it was struggling when it shouldn't have. This game needs to be doing constant and frequent updates to get it to a good spot and I suspect it is not going to get there before everyone drops out. They really, REALLY needed to do a closed beta with it.
>>108923732This >>108923841Or increase the number of players per team
>>108923841>Allowing third parties faggotry.Nah, fuck that.
>>1089243894v4? 5v5?
>>108923889GIVE ME BACK THAT PLASMA YOU STOLE ASSHOLE FUCK YOU
>>108924577I mean Doki kinda brought up the issue there, where the game is just radically different based on what phase you're in, since raiding/base defense is real close quarters duck behind cover shit, while gathering/fighting over the ... whatever the fuck maguffin is medium to long range engagements, the raid part would be a fuckin horrible mess with 8/10 players
>>108924676It really does speaks ill of their design priorities when their entire game works around 3v3. Just one underperofmring player completely nukes your game, and so your game is entirely is entirely sweats. You're not going to build a healthy player by catering to the sweatlords.
>>108924787(me)*build a healthy player base
Doki's just compiled her opinions on Highguard in a thread btw:https://x.com/dokibird/status/2015920553844932751
>>108924787i miss bloodline champions
https://x.com/Fortnite/status/2015920632538792435
>>108926296Doki no
>>108926296>Regular ShowI fucking kneel CHADnite
>https://x.com/honksforgoths/status/2015923580110774661
>https://x.com/honksforgoths/status/2015510909750325472
>>108926296If only the game wasn't shit from a butt
Eepy....
>>108927294>after highguard >>108927563>before highguard
>>108929000KEK
>>108927294Why angy?
>>108930098>they made her solo queue Highguard
>>108930114No...
>>108930098>>108930114o7
Dear God high guard killed the vibe so bad Doki is asking about deadlock again
>>108927294>"This shit is so ass"
>>108922324Trusting those review scores is like trusting /#/ on vtubers
>https://x.com/dokibird/status/2016002536885395945
>>108932852>MOBAoh god
>>108932852GEOFF WILL PAY FOR THIS
>>108932852>>108932899DOKI NO !DARE TO BE LEAGUE FREE
>>108932449I don't think it's that bad just by the sheer fact that at least some people are playing the actual game before writing a review of it
>>108926172You had your chance with Battlerite, but the devs ran that into the ground like they did with Bloodline Champions too.
>>108932899>>108933010There's the new Street Brawl mode that's basically ARAM. Unga-bunga W+M1 bullshit. It'll probably be all right for her!
>>108932852Well... wasn't there that plan early on to grab Nimi and Dooby for Deadlock?Please don't make this a thing. I don't want Doki to play mobas
I wouldn't want doki to play mobas, but Deadlock is the exception so get fucked you all
https://x.com/dokibird/status/2016039956108497341>I see rem everywhere on my feed and he’s the only reason why I wanna come back and try deadlock againYou know what, fair.
>>108934171Doki should play Deadlock with Nimi, since Nimi's on a DotA 2 binge and she can teach Doki a little about the mechanics DotA has with Deadlock.
>>108934171Is that a wraicoon?
>>108934245It'll never happen, but I'm just imagining Doki suddenly appearing in Nimi's Dota Sundays and it's the funniest shit.
As a recovering mobafag (8 years sober and counting) goonling who hates playing but likes watching FPS, I'll say this: mobas are dogshit for streaming. They just lack the visceral visual quality of FPS. Imagine tournament-level Apex but it's 2D and there's no PoV so to speak. It's all strategy, economy, rotations and finer details of teamfight execution. Mobas are very knowledge-checky, and even if you know what to look for, as far as watching goes, only pros for improvement and the highest profile tournaments for entertainment makes sense.It's fun to watch, say, Pomu being a clueless menace in Apex, it wouldn't be fun in a moba. Nimi's chemistry with Grape makes the latest Dota streams better but still.Now, to Deadlock. The mobafag in me screams "why the fuck would you being a fucking aiming reticle into a moba" and the FPS watcher in me finds all the moba elements tedious as a viewer. It's kinda the worst of both worlds.But I guess that's the price that needs to be paid for both my favorite vtubers to appear together on the screen.
>>108934596>Mobas are very knowledge-checky, and even if you know what to look for, as far as watching goes, only pros for improvement and the highest profile tournaments for entertainment makes sense.This, most of the time it's boring slop with a few exceptions Tyler1>recoveringCongratz!I'm still trapped in LoL... although these past two weeks I left to play another fucking draining game WoW TBC Anniversary
All this talk of competitive games and shooters makes me miss the Sand Land streams. Maybe Doki focusing more on her competitive side again is a sign that I need to branch out and find more people to watch, but none of the things I like get streamed all that much.
>>108934596>It's boring to watch because it's RTS view>Why did they make it a shooter I hate thisGoon you sound a little like you just want to hate. Not that I particularly disagree about the pain of watching someone brand new in Deadlock (or being brand new), though at least they added a casual mode to fuck around in.
>>108934951>focusing more on her competitive side againBrother she played more shooters and participated in way more tournaments during the Sand Land days than she does now, what are you even talking about. Also Sand Land was an evil curse on her channel that she still hasn't recovered from.
>>108935951The curse of aqwanium
>>108935951>euro hours streams>chill, zero competition>constant relaxed funny noisesBest curse ever.
