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Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
>>109018936UUUUUU I MISS HER
So Lumi isn't graduating? She just wanted to talk without having to play a game?
Memory will become a Phase Citizen in less than 24h
ENTER
>>109019136I don't care.
pling plong
>>109019130And her stock portfolio and headphones. Women really like having people listen to them.
Before VTubers, I never knew women are so fucking motion sick in video games.
>>109019142
>>109019142Why do women love this type of man so much?
>>109019175They're really not designed to process all that visual information
Imagine if you met Shiina online and you drove to her home and she opened the door with a huge smile and told you to wait in the kitchen while she gets her USB charger and then Sadbee dressed as Chris Hanson entered the room and asked you to take a seat while it fucks Shiina, haha.
I love the cute cRRRoc!
>>109019204strong, silent, stoic, sacrificial (depending on route)what's not to like?
>>109019204he's cool tho, you're looking for a deeper meaning cuz you're not mentally 13
pftf?
Did you guys ever had a wetdream about your real mother? Did you ever pop a boner after that while thinking about your mother?
>>109019127>The willage can afford full plate armor for it's peasantryHow did you guys get so rich?
While shoveling snow off my sidewalk, a lost dog approached me, I got happy and thought I found a new pet until I discovered it was just my neighbor's dog that escaped her fence. She hugged me and I enjoyed that so I'm happy
>>109019264
I am going to bless the rains despite Nitty having no roof.
hypothetically should i blow my head off with a legally acquired firearm in a video game
>>109019264hi ember occasionally
>>109019264When we were sleeping together, I molested her before I knew it was wrong.
>>109019267
>>109019267this is kinda like enjoying a vtuber and you realize she has a bf
>>109019280No that's boring just deal with it.>>109019267Can you cosplay Larry
>>109019280There are bound to be nice things to experience if you don't, given that you can afford a gun and ammo, so no.
>>109019266Tax evasion
Hop in dude
>>109019280I am quite fond of Runie Ruse, in a motherly way.>>109019299Did she react?
[Lumi news] she doesn't need noise at all
>>109019332The fuck is that green stuff in her glass?
>>109019332Panko is going to catch something if she doesn't get out of that water.
>>109019357Mountain dew...
[Lumi news] why is she graduating?
>>109019264sometimes, she's kinda hot.
>>109019337Stopped sleeping together with me after a while. 15 years later commented once, in context of relationships, how I have no patience and want everything served on a silver platter to me. Haven't talked to her in person since.
>>109019385See! She loves us
>>109019277Lumi reminds me of my mom
>>109019280No that's gay. Just be a man and keep living.
>>109019417why
>>109019396What a traitor, she should have guided you.>commented once, in context of relationships, how I have no patience and want everything served on a silver platter to mehot statement to make contextually, she wanted you but was too much of a coward.
>>109019264I've never had a wet dream
>>109019280find a way to get a really convoluted death that turns your body into a mysterious powder so runie can touch youthats my plan anyway
>>109019446thats because you jack off every day
>>109019396>Anon managed to give his own mother the "ick"Damn.
Lumi will graduate one day enjoy while you still can
>>109019442Whatever, housing ruined her marriage anyway, and my sex life too.
>>109019456not trueI jack off at least twice a day
>>109019446Stop jerking off
>>109019456What grown man would want to wake up with a load in his pants?
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
>>109019264YesShe has a habit of doing yoga in the living room
>>109019446I had wet dreams twice. One of them was about Cube movie where I got out, shot and raped one of the CIA agents that meet survivor at the end of movie.
>>109019484>just give yourself complications and potentially EDlol, you have no idea the kind of powers I've developed over the years
>>109019502that's both a rare movie and what the fuck
>>109019475>her life>my sex lifeSee, you need to combine the two.
>>109019304
The BBC fetishist has posted another Xitter banger
>>109019505I have a friend who was anti-fap. He quickly changed his stance after pain and ultrasound that detected flakes in his prostate.>>109019534She's 65, anon...
>>109019502
White girl summer soon.
>>109019502you have passed the pcg exam you are allowed to continue posting
>>109019299Artist is Noel le Pen btw
If your Lumi wife refused to have sex with you for 2 months would you rape her or cheat on her
>>109019591Yay :D
>>1090195916-8 weeks to statistical average last frost in just a couple more weeks
>>109019585
>>109019620You know jerking off is an option right?
>>109019591WMWF
>>109019638
>>109019644Not how marriage works
>>109019638beary nice
>>109019620I would leak this information to Tenma so that she gives her a talking-to and threatens to steal me away
>>109019596I abducted my sister barbie dolls to RP & rub my dick all over them, and was caught. Once I eavesdropped my older sister having a meltie over cum-soaked pillowcases that I sneaked into washing machine. They were crusty enough to stand on their own. She was shaking and crying and whimpering how it's disgusting, but my mother was convincing her that confronting would RedDragon me.
temporary /lemon/ placeholder thread>>109018905
>>109019638this is actually pretty smexy
>>109019638Breeding sow for White men
>>109019694
>>109019694bruh
>>109019697Yuri post. Yuri thread. Do not bump.
anons discovered that Nimi actually married Randon
>>109019537
>>109019666I see you there, Satan!
>>109019717yeah definitely shilling someone who hasn't streamed in a month
>>109019694man...
>>109019718Isn't her husband a really public figure
>>109019718Proof?
>>109019694But you grew up and don't do that type of stuff anymore, right anon?
>>109019697It's mostly just the OP samefagging.
>>109019729Sympathy baiting won't work anymore, everyone knows you are a liar. Now hang yourself for real.
>>109019718The orc dude?
Lumi is goslinging for chat
>>109019742>>109019753>>109019789The person who lives at Nimi's address has a younger brother of 2 years named Ian that is in the Air Force (public data)Randon has a younger brother of 2 years named Ian who is in the air force (talked on stream), Proof:https://youtu.be/F51fgXzkgNE?t=5369 1:29:30> Google N's real name to find her home address in WA.> Insert the address on voteref.com.> Search the male name on clustrmaps.com, filter to California, click on the one with the same middle initial.> Scroll down and click on male man with the same middle and last names who lived with him in 2010> Note the age difference> Google his name + air forceRandon's brother's name: https://youtu.be/I3aQxZw5Sfk?t=9358Randon's brother career: https://youtu.be/F51fgXzkgNE?t=5375Randon's brother age difference: https://youtu.be/QAhUIRoJAmQ?t=22
>lumi glad that she can have a serious chat on youtube, while she can't on twitchDiscord groomer status?
>>109019718Wasn't her thread called /uuu/? I can't find it?
>telling everyone you sleep with teddy bearserm I just have a Lumi plush that watches over me on a closet shelf and grants me bad luck thank you very much
>>109019761Of course not, I now know that cum has chlorine and urine and stuff that ruins fabric. So I either just cum on the floor and wipe it off after, or cum in a paper tissue, if it can contain the load. I still have a piss jug near my PC for long /v/ raids. I no longer need to gargle and spit mucus from my throat into garbage bin every 10 minutes for flies to infest and spread larvae all over room floor, because I moved out of dusty apt and fixed my otolaryngology stuff through great expense.
I thought Randon was gay
lumi gone...
>>109019694I may have liberated a pair of my step sisters panties and jerked off with them, but this is some next level stuff.
>>109019780imagine larping as hime are you going to get your butthole stretched for accuracy too?
>>109019799Then maybe she should stream on youtube more.
>>109019798> Insert the address on voteref.com. Kinda crazy that in America you can just do that
>>109019822Well at least I'm not you.
>>109019798That's nice I'm glad she broke up with the nigger from before.
>>109019863or she should ignore the retards that are always trying to shut down discussion topics like she did today instead of kowtowing to them every single time
>>109019798That's too funny to be real
Lumi has a dirty pussy
>>109019798why did vt tell me vesper was zesty af though???
>>109019822Chlorine?? Bro which planet are you from?
>>109019891
>>109019891>not a jewish slavAin't no way.
>>109019891Nobody believed you the last time you posted this nigga
>wake up from nap>see thisWhat do?
>>109019901Glad I could brighten up your day anon. Have I told you how all 3 virgin bitches I dated refused my advances, hooked up with some chads after me, realized that emotionally unavailable chad only wants them for their coochie, and reached out to me again like I'm a backup airfield?
>>109019798>it's been repeatedly shown that the only way to groom a vtuber is to be a manager or male vtuberWhy even try?
>>109019960Give her a baby ASAP
>>109019799This is a lie, she hates YouTube
>>109019822>So I just cum on the floorthat's enough /vt/ for one day
>>109019933It smells like chlorine. Probably ammonia though. I was taught various dangerous chemical leaks smells as part of my education.
>>109019960go back to sleep
>>109019996Hey it's plastic thing you put under your office gamer chair to preserve hardwood. Very easy to wipe off. I also measure the distance it flew to ascertain my health.
>>109019907Sure, that too, but she should just stop being retarded and dual stream everything.
holy shit sea bros I had no idea the situation was this grimhttps://files.catbox.moe/c9selm.jpg
>>109019960Be happy that I have a bug wife. Live happy life with bug wife. Take bug wife somewhere nice for dinner.
>>109019798SHE'S ORKEDWHOA BUDDY
Shiina GFE
>>109019986Fuck you Marten.
>>109020072Do you think she has chubby feet?
>>109019798First bino, now randon... Poor Tenma, games and Theo is all she have at this point.
>>109019798So Nimi married a White guy after all.
>>109019266They're born with it
just the thought of Eimi having a boyfriend makes me feel like having a panic attack, I literally get sick to my stomach and I feel nothing but despair
Does Willy still dislike being called Willy?
>>109020088Yesh she has fat hands
>>109020133you're safe, she only has a girlfriend
>>109020133
Don't know what other fucked up shit I can tell you while I'm at it. Guess "it could have been worse" stuff, Once I was at my granma country house for summer vacation, and I was taking a piss on a forest trail leading from one railway station to another. I could hear 2 men pass on the trail behind me, pausing, one of them stepped toward me through the brush and unzipped his pants, the other stopped him saying "stop, this one is too young". Zip up sound and men leaving.
>>109020133Is that a Danganronpa reference?
>>109020133Eimi is the kind of girl that would bring you into her polycule if you bait her with your suicide.
>>109020149Lia wouldn't date a fat chinese girl
>>109020088>>109020146No she doesn't!
>>109020107>whiteAre you deaf?
>>109020088she’s shown them on her outfit stream
>>109020178eimi's in an open polycule?
>>109020151What country are you from so I can avoid it
>>109020151Convince me you aren't a woman
>>109020208what color is he really
>>109020188Hime's cute, stubby hands...
>>109020209Hime never showed feetWe only saw her mother's and they were pretty good for a woman that's probably near 45-50
Why is this?
>>109020223<>>109020230Also the above, we're very gachimuchi up there.
Can we still be friends if I marry your oshi?
>>109020151Maybe it would have fixed you.
[Nitya news] you can cum
>>109020262Lazy normalfag whores.
>>109020262Airi has a real job.
>>109020232Shes black, idiot
>>109020232Black. he showed it on cycling videos in the past
>>109020253she showed herself wearing sandals
>>109020279
>>109020262They hate me personally beause I exist, I should have killed myself 13 years ago, I just be to suffer...
Honestly the vibes for Holo EN 2 was always very off I'm not saying I told you this would happen but I kinda told you this would happen
>this guy slaps your oshis buttwwyd?
>>109020309Damnit, I mean *HE's* black
>>109020088>massaging the fluid from Hime's chubby, swollen feet after a long day of walking
>>109020208Sure as hell didn’t sound like a jiggaboo
>>109020346I had to check because of how many of those bitches are gone, and lo and behold, 3 have graduated.It's the Cover insistence for constant travel to Japan because that's where their 3D studio for producing shit for merch and ads is. Latest gen straight up moved and lives in JP most of the year.
My oshi is graduating in less than 24 hours what should I jerk off to to ease the pain
>>109019807Hey that's actually weird. Nothing on the archive either, they they just migrate completely to the tower? No mention of orcs at all over there.Feels strange to see it gon-wait a second>Checks catalog/who/ IS STILL AROUND!?
>>109020423Gyaru to Kimoota
>>109020423Hakushika Larry
Step on the landmine.
>>109020440>>109020441These both suck you should physically explode at the earliest convenience
>>109019798Btw what happened to the nimi threads here? did they give up after the LLD
>>109020482Tomorrow is fine, if you do it every day the cum will be too watery and won't provide enough simulation pushing through urethra during ejaculation. You gotta space it at least with 2 days, preferrably with days where you walk at least 1 hour to stimulate lower body bloodflow. You can also massage your balls on rest days to stimulate production.
>>109020440This series is kino
WMWF
That Cube film that another anon mentioned looks interesting, and it's on Tubi. I know what I'm doing after work tonight.
>>109020551>Semites didn't like that
>>109020546I've shot 3 times in a row within an hour with no real change in volume or consistency, some people are just built different
WMBM
>>109020439The hoomans are doing pretty ok by comparison.
>>109020596Depends on age. When I was 22 I could do it. Not anymore.
>>109020601
>>109020614I'm 34
>>109020582Kvetching like it’s anudda holocaust
shondo news: she has never seen a d
Now my google home page has AI bullshit on it. Thanks Lumi, I'm really enjoying the further enshitification of everything.
>>109020601Based Buck Breaker
>>109020634Hmm, I'm 35 and I could do two, but then I just lose intersest. Probably not getting enough steps in.
>>109020658why won't you be a good goy for Lumi?
>>109020551Licking Lisa's flat chest and nipples.
>>109019963How fun was it shutting those whores down?
I'm glad I went back to sleep
>>109020614I look younger now that whhat I did in my early 20s
BMAF
>>109020647Come on now https://files.catbox.moe/ju0o37.jpg
>Uruka is doing more rizzing Chinese girls streamsYES, the last one was so KINO
do you think Pippa still has the wolf fursuit tucked away in a closet or storage somewhere?it probably whispers to her like the green goblin mask
>>109020676I'll be a good goy when she starts jorking my peen.
>>109020689It was fun for couple years. Then I wished I just worked them like trainer works a dog and care less https://files.catbox.moe/q26kdj.jpg>>109020701I look like joe rogan if he didn't do ht and work out as much.
>>109020722She's wearing it right now
>>109020701
>>109020373Kill myself
>>109020569It's a really good movie that deserves more recognition.
>>109020721don't car, make her jork the worm
If Lia dates Eimi Isami I will be really fucking mad, you can't cuck me if I can't watch, that's bullshit!
Shondo has more viewers than lumi
>>109020538yes
>>109020744>I look like joe rogan if he didn't do ht and work out as much.Skuf?
>>109020721
>>109020771Lia is a cock addict
>>109020326i dont think they do and i dont think you should
>>109020750Consider switching the fat retard soundpost for a cute girl soundpost.
If your least favorite Phaser had sex with you would you like her more?
>>109020744haven't seen this one in a while
>>109020772How would the gumis react to a current Shondo Lumi collab?
>>109020806kill yourself
>>109020819Why was this question so upsetting to you
>>109020806no I'd have to get tested immediately
>>109020785>>109020807Yep they were PURE KINO
[Nitty News] MAID ASMR MENTIONED
>>109020780w/o altooshkaI have been working out some to keep my muscle up and diabetes away, look like a fat chimp probably https://files.catbox.moe/uoq6pr.jpg
>>109020444>I step on the landmine>nothing happens>hime steps on the landmine>it explodes because her feet are so fuckin fat
>>109020802I considered it and I don't want to.
>>109020806Maybe, but probably not.
>>109020851>https://files.catbox.moe/uoq6pr.jpgImpressive>working outHitting the OHP? It will fill you out and help with aesthetics.
>>109020721>>109020849cute AI bear face... I welcome our overlords
PFTF?https://x.com/BrandyColl44671/status/2017095410159067457
Friday night what are you watching tonight /pcg/?
She graduates today, say something nice.
>>109020702British/Bavarian Male Asian Female.
>>109020903>>109020849PURE FUCKING KINO!
>>109020838
>>109020926Did you do the meet and greet
>>109020900>OHPLol no you think I'm going to the gym?Raised feet push-ups and upward elastic band pulls with hold for chest. Though if I angle too much, my eye vessels pop and I have to pause for a month.
>>109020926I hope wherever she goes she is happier and gets a new mic
>>109020926
>>109020926Memory had the best cooking streams in the entire company.
>>109020955An Uto post in 2026? Strange times.
Why is no one talking about the Nitya stream?
>>109020968Why didn't you watch the non-cooking streams
>>109020973I've played games with her. One of my most cherished /vt/ memories.
>>109020984there's like ten people on this board retard
>>109020973What happened to Uto?
>>109020926Something nice.I hope she finds a place where she is happier and finds success in her endeavors.
Why did Lumi stagnate?
>>109020990I did, on Tw*tch even, collabs too.
>>109020984I'm too hurt by betrayals and afraid of parasocialism to invest into zatsudans. Call me when she's playing a game that I can bounce off of.
>>109020704there are many reasons I wish I hadn't opened this thread today and could remove from my memories but the worst thing about this is finding out shondo is taller than me irl
>>109021012ok <3 why didn't you chat and keep her company
>>109021005She's been gone for a while now anon, like years.
>>109020922
>>109021018>shondo is taller than me irlDamn anon, I'm so sorry.
>>109020955OHP day is my favorite day
>>109021025I KNOW BUT WHY, THAT'S WHAT I ASKED, I KNOW IT'S BEEN YEARS
>>109020984I'm busy watching it, silly.
>>109020750This reminds me that the last Candace thing straight up made me think of the Monster anime
>>109021028cute Lumi, what is she doing tonight?
In case you weren't paying attention that was Nitty saying she wants me to creampie her
>>109021051Inclined bench press is the only exercise that makes me consider going to gym. My chest just feels so full after.
>>109021088plane or Nioh
>>109020838>>109020937these fluid movements, the arms raising, the faces, this is kinda what I thought future vtubing would look like
>>109020922How'd they get him to do that?>>109020955>gymJust buy the equipment if you can, I bought a shitty bar and shitty weights from a charity shop as the old women working there couldn't lift it after getting it donated so they sold it for cheap. Until then work on bodyweight exercises, squats are king. What is your diet like? Do you have one? Diabetes can be a bitch but you are doing well to workout.>my eye vessels pop and I have to pause for a month.Brother, stop that.>>109021051I was born with wide shoulders, can't waste God's grace.
vtubers would never lie to us about their relationship statusif she gets a boyfriend, she will announce it and graduate into her happy life. vtubing for girls and guys is an in-between purgatory where none of us have partners. there's no way they could get away with lying to so many people
>>109021020There is only so much one should do in a stream that isn't their Oshi, even though she might have appreciated it
>>109021142
>>109021131>open the gif>smell the cigarit's over
>>109020926she was the best onahole in phase
>>109021131I miss them
>>109021147Who is your oshi
>>109021105Standing with heavy shit above my head makes my monkey brain tickle
This Nitty yap is super cozy, is she always like this?
>>109021194Most of the time, whenever she isn't gaming, yeah.
>>109021131>Just buy the equipment if you canWell, I have extra room, so I might consider it. I used to have a bench before I moved.>squatsMy legs are giant from doing track in school, I can't fucking fit them into any pants as is. I was also told my disks are one step away from hernia so I'm not doing anything straight down the spine.>What is your diet like? Depends on time of year. I've been trying to lose weight for beach season. Counting calories & weight daily helps the most. You think about eating junk food but then look at the number and go>damn this shit looks too good to ruin it like that
>>109021194I can say yes without even checking.
>>109021186Nitty.
Have you ever sent a superchat? Was it a shitpost?
>>109021227fair enough
>>109021241I did when YT still allowed me to. Then the hoe went on perma hiatus.
>>109020926I never watched her and don't care.
>>109021241No, but I apparently said something cool enough that someone else superchatted it
>>109021025Didn't she come back for like two streams againhttps://www.twitch.tv/kirafuwa_
>>109021220It's a bigfoot. You are fucked.
>>109021220Bears and hogs dont smell like rotten egg. However ghosts and demons smell like rotten egg(sulfur). Wish you best of luck if you are not just shitposting
>>109021220Nigga you are going to die
>>109021220WendigoKeep your rifle close tonight anon
>>109020209>>109020188Do you have that clip of her joking about selling her socks and some guy named along the lines of Hime feet fan or something superchats her
>>109021142>if she gets a boyfriend, she will announce it and graduate into her happy life.Exactly, Lumi and Dizzy said this.
>>109021272>the chad silverback stench
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA CROC IS GOING TO PIERCE THE NIPPLES OF ALL WHO CROSS HER
>>109021220Deadass how did white people not gone extinct yet?
>>109021360malice first
>>109020268Those HIV rates make a lot of sense now.
She is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8KYSQpm1khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8KYSQpm1khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8KYSQpm1k
>>109021167>>109021176Six foot seven lifting a seven foot fourhttps://youtu.be/rz8q5ZjboXY?t=703>>109021213Sounds like you have a great foundation with the pre-benching and the track experience. Careful with that spine, look into some DDP practices (Diamond Dallas). Dieting can be the big issue, especially if you have some bad history with food. It sounds like you have that locked down though, I'd advise not to focus to much on beach seasons otherwise you might get tempted to hibernate in the winter, just keep it steady and focus on yourself and that stuff will all fall into place.
>>109021360Shouldn't crrroc she pierce her own first, since she's her own worst enemy?
>>109021361give it a few decades
>>109021391
>>109021361Why are you brown?
>>109021361Ingenuity? We come from Northern Hemisphere where you have to think ahead a little in order to eat every day of year.>>109021387Yes, it's buttsex, boomers despising condoms and tweakers reusing needles. I once walked into an abandoned building where naked bums with skin full of ulcers were walking, clutching their heads. It was like a FAITH episode. I ran fucking 10 miles home without stopping once.
>>109021367>>109021411>Croc attempts to pierce Malice, ends up having to pierce herself
>>109021361https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IBlBZZHV1KA
>>109021220Skunks smell like rotten eggs
>>109021360
>>109021391>not aquwa>not crellyskip, I'll watch phase
>>109021455no they smell like rotten onions
>>109021391Okayhear me out
>>109021434Don't get let them draft you russanon. Protect the sanctity of your butthole.
>>109021507>VTuber
>>109021507>worthless whore with mods worse than xalamon.
>>109021507Genuinely how do men with wives not be inside them 24/7
>>109021507Yuy would birth very healthy offsprings
>>109021422I'm not a manlet so this doesn't scare me
>>109021507I'm too scared to watch her because she's too sexy and beautiful i need gf bros it's getting bad
>>109021407>ddpHeh seems I'm already doing it every other day https://files.catbox.moe/kil46r.jpg + planks + neck + shoulder exercises, just so my shit wouldn't hurt from sedentary lifestyle & motorcycle. I've accumulated those habits from doctor recommendations.>dietYeah when it's summer and I have to fit into the bike leather suit that cost me a kidney in $, I reconsider those late night snacks.But thanks to advice. I'll consider getting a bench for my storage room.>>109021509Thanks, I am good 1.5k miles away from motherland now. Hopefully, that's enough.
>>109021577
Okay hear me out, i have all the respect for white people i wouldnt live in anyone else's country, they gave us internet and shit, but they do so many weird shit, cave divings, mountian climbing, camping in the woods in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Like just chill out, stay home, watch vtubers and be happy.
>>109021507I can't watch her because of TTS.
>>109021507Hapa baby factory
Should I jack off again, or get out of bed?
>>109021520no this is >VTuberhttps://files.catbox.moe/ly2ovj.mp4
>>109021596The White man thirsts for exploration and danger.
horse
>>109021596>i wouldnt live in anyone else's countrySame. I think the reason they do these retarded shenanigans is because they dont know how good they have it. They never had to work hard for anything or suffer for anything, so they make up scenarios where they can die to feel alive or something
>>109021596
>>109021596>cave divingsFuck you for reminding me of this vid, I am dying now from no sides https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QfBINO8LUUM
>>109021596This is why Europeans conquered the world, because they couldn't comfortably sit on their asses all day at home
>>109021640Same shit different stage. Hand cam should be themaximum. Unless it's Lokis massive tits
>>109021654CASTLE-NIM!?
>>109021596Pioneer spirit
>>109021661There is a lot of that in the modern day but Scandinavians were not exactly living in luxury when they crossed the North Sea in pic rel.
>>109021717Of course, im not talking about the past, even white folks from a hundred years ago had it rougher than most poc today, im talking about the John Smith the accountant who works 30 hours a week, makes 6 digits a year and he climbs a 90 degree 5000 feet tall mountain wall because he's bored
>>109021717There's reason we ruskies invited vikinds as our kings.>damn we keep having that internal strife, how about we invite someone from outside to be our royals?>holy shit those 6 feet tall, blue-eyed blonde warriors that don't give a fuck seem cool! wanna be our kangs!?and then commies killed them all, sadge
Why are indie chuubas so hot?
>>109021640Layna is so cool, I hope she finds a good man soon, she deserves it for being a nice person.
>>109021596Have you ever considered that there might a correlation here? If you never try seemingly retarded things you will never discover cool things.
>>109021661>>109021717If you want to talk about hard living you could start with that, it just wasn't possible to feed your family for an entire year with no potatoes or carrots. Since time immemorial they formed a maritime society when they didn't even know how to make sails they rowed out to rape, pillage and eat the baltic clans. That's where the Rus/Russians got their name from the finns who called them Ruotsi - the rowing men. If you want to get a picture of what life was like, the norse didn't even imagine their gods immortal, a life of paradise and peace was literally unthinkable. You warred in this world, to progress to the next world to war in that one, the best you could hope for was to die honorably in battle.
>>109021797Same reason amateur porn is so hot. It's raw and down to earth, it looks like if camera turned off - they would just keep rolling for the fuck of it.
I masturbated too hard and now my penis is sores
>I won't let them get away with wrecking the boat cookie
>>109021844Happened to me one too many times. Penis swells several times its size at rest and is painful to touch. Sometimes it can develop sores. Use hand lotion, glucoze-based if you can. Also fapping too much can give you death grip that would prevent you from feeling pleasure from actual sex. Average cunt is nowhere near as tight as your fist. Buy a flashlight and use it instead.
Runie should masturbate again
>>109021844Forgot, phaser for this feel?
>>109021018Can you cosplay Larry
>>109021893>. Penis swells several times its size at rest and is painful to touch. Sometimes it can develop sores.Don't get circumcised
>>109019264the only wet dream.i remember was of my red headed class mate
>>109021844Porn cant even get my penis hard, i have to rape ai chatbots publicly to get hard.
>>109021934What was his name?
Since everyone is talking about their dicks again. I have not jacked off for a week now. Phase Connect.
>>109019264I had multiple wetdreams and the first thing that popped into my mind when i lost my virginity to a hooker is how it feels EXACTLY the same as in my wetdreams
>>109021929I'm not sure what you meant. E.g. I am not but if you move your hand against skin of your penis too much, it will get calluses.
>>109021938
>>109021975When I don't jack off for 4 days, I get erections when getting groceries and stare at butts of random women outside.
>>109021788That John Smith is just experiencing his Hyperborean moment.>>109021796Everything's been so fucked up since the Tsar died.>>109021828I like the fact that Odin has to either trick or seduce a giant to get poetry, rather then just zap them with power or something Hellenic.
>>109021796Remember the Rurikid Dynasty.
>>109021975came today after a week of not fapping. Was a good cum, tore through the tissue.
>>109021969HER name was jessica
>>109021893>Average cunt is nowhere near as tight as your fist. My wife is a 5'4" flip woman, her cunt was tight as fuck before our first child
>>109022012>>109022017Yeah it's been fucked. If only Nick the 2nd cared more about country than hunting crows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKN7_vx2xo
>>109022036>ABGThere's a reason westoid white women are forming a gestapo to stop their import.
I was about to make a really embarassing post about my penis. I deleted it since its not Phase Connect related. Tenma sex.
I hate being reminded that I share this place with disgusting quasimodo coombeasts.
>>109022039In his defence, his father died early and should have beat him. Also, Stolypin had everything under control and even with his death the situation would have been fine if no WW1 which really isn't at Nicky's feet.
Nyanners should phase in
>>109022123It's indian hours
>>109022131>if no WW1Maybe he should not have sent northern navy sailors to fucking Japan in summer.
>>109022140Muyu
>>109022140It's your fault for buying american garbage
>History and masturbation/pcg/ best thread
>>109022172It all ties back to Phase Connect
>>109022115Mine is forever bent rightward, because I overcorrected with left hand.>>109022123Not cooming gets you prostate flakes, anon...>>109022140I bought one 3 years ago and sex-shop cashier chick gave me melodic "have fun!" after purchase. I don't know if I'm ever coming back there.
>>109022192
>>109022188How? Explain to me why your penis and stupid white boy lore is connected to phase
>>109022152That was a fuck up no doubt, I am just saying the Germans considered Russia unbeatable post 1917 when they were planning possible wars before 1914 due to Stolypin's Great Reform. Of course the war fucked that up but still, it shows it was not hopeless. Ideally my Tsar Nicholas II Isekai would start in 1894 at the latest.
>>109022192wao
>>109022140Can you post your penis so I have an easier time imagining the scenario?
>>109022192The reason they invest into and advance AI so much, is so they can disarm any satanism pedo cannibalism photo and video blackmail mossad outfits have on them. With plausible "it's AI fake" deniability. No, I wont take my meds.
>>109022192This is very highly Ai generated. Her nipnops too pink
>>109022217>stupid white boy loreEvery time you post in English, you expand that lore.
>>109021507>>109022192Boobs too big.
>>109022219Yeah Russian Empire numbers pre-WW1 were great. If only Tsar cared more, I wouldn't have to die and be buried in foreign land.
>>109022192What does women's tits feel like bros?
>>109021884>everything is destroyed>only ICE Shiina is leftthis is not an happy ending
>>109022284If you cover water balloon with leather jacket, kind of like that. Be thankful, I paid 3500 rubles to touch some.
>>109022275The guy behind your pic does Loli ryona rape, hot
>>109022275Well if you are referring to modern topics then just blame Gorbachev. Winespill was a fat retard.
>>109022284Have you ever groped your fat friend's tits? It feels exactly like that
>>109022284like sags of band
>>109022322Friend?
>>109022284Like bags of sand
>>109022322he can just grab his own
>>109022320>blame GorbachevI kinda can't. You could not sustain union with those oil prices.
wait are you guys unironically virgins?
>>109022349No, that's just Pippa
>>109022349I’m saving myself for Eimi
>>109022349where do you think we are?
>>109022284bags of milk and salty sand
big eep
>>109022349DDoes getting sucked half-mast through a condom count? If not, then yes.
For those who care, Willy is live to 100 viewers
>>109022388AI guy, get to work
>>109022349I had sex twice
Arhitektbros, I think it's over
>>109022343At the risk of turning the thread into a discussion about late-Soviet politics, I'll just say the economic crash was inevitable but the breakup was self-inflicted. Yeltsin and Yakovlev were given free reign my Gorbachev who also thought it was a good idea to give the hordes of people the Soviets had been repressing since the Empire, and the Empire doing it even before them, a free press.
>>109022349The closest I ever gotten to a pussy is rubbing my morning wood on my mom's thighs when she is asleep
>>109021640Phase into a wood chipper you cock sucking whore
>>109022349No we're only pretending just to look coolbut seriously why are women so disgusted by virgin males, what's with women that tells them that they must all fuck the same guy?They are more into eugenics than hitler, make it make sense!
>>109022418god i love her
>>109022424
>>109022424Fuckin hot
>>109022419As the one who watched it from inside, I'm going to tell you: loyalty of republics was bought with oil money. They were happily repressing nationalist dissidents as long as Moscow was sending enough money. Once that run dry - suddenly, General Secretaries of republics became first presidents of sovereign states. it was nothing more than that.
>>109022418That's a snack right?
>>109022349>wait are you guys unironically virgins?
>>109022397>Slightly drowsy WillyI need more of this
>>109022438I'm going to give my insight. Women have no opinion of their own, so they orient on opinion of others. When you pick up wares from supermarket shares, did you never see a woman pick the same goods after you? I saw this too many times not to notice.Untaken man - bad. Taken man - proven good. Simple as.
>>109022349I wish I had figured out life sooner
Pippa stop
>>109022418First Gumbun, now Ember....It's been a tough day
Is Willy high?
>>109020926She should at least show feet on her way out. I hope she finds a place that fits her better and I'm glad it sounds like she's leaving on good terms.
>>109022349I was 14 and vulnerable, a girl 10 years older than me invited me to play wow with her at her house. She would force me to duel her and every time i lost she forced me to touch her boobs and pussy. Than forced me to kiss her. Than she raped me. After that day i started masturbating regularly thats how i ended up like this.
>>109022497its 8am in kangaroo land
>>109022460You are not wrong, I am simply saying that were it Romanov, Shcherbytsky, Grishin or Pugo, they would have not been scared of sending in the tanks. The Warsaw Pact slipping away may have been inevitable but the CCCP was saveable Tiananmen Square style.
>>109022492pippa needs to stream drinking this
>>109022349Does getting SA'd as a child by a girl and never having sex again because of trauma count?
>>109022497She's Aussie so she's at least on meth.
>>109022418chinese aint season dey food
>>109022516Mannerheim is the one I blame the most. So many cases of "just don't be scared and commit" but people value their lives a bit too much. Prigozhin, most recently.
Why does shitposting come so naturally to australians?
>>109022556She's Filipina
>enters thread ahem... WMAF>leaves thread
>>109022564Do they even have schools?
>>109022418Lies, I refuse to believe this.
>>109022598not very good ones
>>109022584Pretty sure she is a viet
>>109022559Why Prigo chose to stay in Europe I will never understand, him and Utkin should have been balls deep in the Congo a day after the march got cancelled by Batka.>>10902258507
>>109022617It's a jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3WpFCNBai4
>>109022621Prigo might have survived, but it's sunken cost fallacy and buing into sweet-talk of your frenemies.
Is Willy asian? I really like her
Are the pants off?
>>109022492that would be an interesting hangover
>>109022668I stopped wearing any at home since 2010
Do you think Nitty will have any nepo hires in gen5?
>>109022494>>109022418It's wonderful.The time of the architect is over, the age of the hourglass is is now.
>>109022707
>>109022349I was 17 and League was entering its first ranked seasons and I had been playing since beta, I was in the yuro competitive scene at the time and my clan leader was a hot 25 year old blonde woman no-lifed League all day and leeched off her bfs day job (our jungler). We'd party a couple of times a year and one time we were staying at a hostel and her bf passed out. Eventually her bf found out she was getting around and then the clan was no more.
>>109022676imagine your peehole burning
>>109022707Shondo to be revealed at Phase con like CR was at Santiago Bernabeu
>>109022707She knows a lot of indies but she doesn't seem like the type to put someone forward like that. At most I can see her interceding for a friend if they ask her to
>>109022717She should rape me
>>109022151But no one is spamming le beebeecee yet
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME EEPER IS ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrcf4Y66VG8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrcf4Y66VG8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrcf4Y66VG8
>>109022707Only Pippa, Lumi, and Dizzy get nepo hires.
>>109022718Damn that's a lot more action than mine hitting on my coworker' weeb GF who I thought was her sister until she went to take a piss and coworker went with her so she wouldn't be raped.
>>109022491I still haven't
>>109022585Patriot
>>109022750They probably fell asleep on their way.
>>109022509>>109022527>>109022718Stop bragging. Not everyone was lucky to be a hot child.
I just filled my Onahip with cum while thinking of WemiAMA
I wasted all my chances, and now I'm going to die alone
>>109022780I wasn't, she just had a thing for people good at League and I was a really good toplaner
>>109022805We're all born alone and we all die alone anon, stop being such a romantic.
>>109022805Same. Somehow I knew it's going to happen as far back as elementary. I laughed when someone asked>How will you hold a wife like that?
Nitty is surprisingly doing well. Why didnt she succeed as an indie? Or is she only doing good because of the Phase Connect buff?
>>109022663Hapa
>>109022859She did succeed. Every indie hits the question of>Do I want to baby my merch and ocmissions alone, without big corpo name behind it?at some point
>>109022780I also had a stalker in high school, she would stand outside the beginning of my classes to say hi to me. Maybe I have body dysmorphia but I don't think I'm that attractive
Phasers...>>109022100
Why are they all yapping so much today?
>>109022859she did alright for an indie, but there's only a small handful of really big indies and half of those are former corpos and the other half aren't really indies. most vtuber viewers just watch corpos.
>>109022859Being indie is hard anon, it requires a lot of work that corporation automate for you. Also as an indie you're always fighting for your life to find viewers, there are thousands of vtubers out there trying their luck.In a corporation you have better chances to grow your audience.
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>>109022934>didn’t mention shiina
>>109022934Tourist list
