We need more embeds to feed hungry bakers edition.jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJ49GRHXoQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF3ylWGh0PA [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w2_2TM2AVU [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmQGnfMS4Rw [Embed]>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>/jong/ news- Khubie ranked up in the worst game mode.- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM [Embed]- recent Khubie (who is also a cute slag) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws [Embed]>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky Yaku is Tanyao nomi! Cats love this yaku so you should too!Related threads>>>/vt//pcg/>>>/vt//fig/>>>/vt//asp/>>>/vt//mayo/>>>/vm//doko/>>>/vg//mjg/Previous Thread: >>108999766
Thanks for baking anon! Yummy embeds~ *nomnomnom*
We were almost free
First phase of the mahjong tournament just ended, here's the results.The bracket phase starts next Tuesday (just so that people can double check if all scores are correctly reported in the sheets); team 50/50 and /jong/ skip the first phase due to their lead, while getting a huge amount of shield (100 and 90 respectively).
>>109075410Eat them and grow into a strong baker yourself.
>>109075997
with these results we are gonna win next league for sure!
They're playing against furry retards though
>>109077599with the current results I have to assume the average skill level is adeptchad instead of m1 looper like league will be
>>109077813for /vrg/ people who still play majsoul median is more around expert than adept; but player skill (and luckshitting) have huge variance
Morning jong
mirurunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWl0dVKa2o
this one is neewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARQPxknFH04
>>109078905Good morning doragon
>>109077813Most have felt to be around kekxpert on average, they aren't bad.
>>109079948>kekspert>not bad
>>109080043Fair, but the median for mjg leagues is like high expert/looper? Though the FoCs throw that off a bit. And we've basically sent loopers.
>>109080230I'm pretty sure the average score for experts was negative last league but I don't have the charts on hand, I think the FOCs throw it off quite a lot though and genuine experts would end up even more negative
Boo!
>>109080230No, it isn't fair.
>>109083462are you genuinely under the impression that keksperts are good?
I'm better than you Muhammad
of course experts are good. it's in the title dummy!
also ghost nigger at least tell me which character you play.
>>109084271wrong thread, sorry.
>>109083648I'm white though my parents just thought Muhammed was a cool name
>>109083612NTA, but mahjong soul expert is only a guarantee that someone have played enough hours you can expect them to know proper strategiesMaster 2 probably is the cutoff that indicates if an active player is good since that's when the ranking stops being positive/zero-sum. But even above Master 2 you can still rank up with a negative winrate as long as you do 4th place avoidance, so it's hard to take eanks seriously
>>109084271>>109084299multi-thread whore, shame!
>>109084219Hmmmmmmm.........N(bo)o
ghost anon HATES me and won't tell me if he's a yuzu or a nyagger or some other character ;( have i ever played a friendly with you even though i don't remember?
>>109084393You can't have a "negative winrate."
>>109084393if they actually play ranked expert is a guarantee that they don't know proper strategies
>>109084598Negative winrate in fighting games means less than 50% winsIn mahjong, equivalent would be that on average you tend to lose (score+uma) points. Or alternatively if you consider only table placement, that your mean rank is below 2.5
playing "proper strategy" is actually so fucking boring in these types of games; it's like holding block in those fighting games which reward it
>>109084596>have i ever played a friendly with youWe've played together multiple times.
gigger
>>109084798Folding is my favorite part of the game, I can't imagine the fun in being a push monkey. The joy of surgically breaking down someone's wait and playing around it is much more rewarding
>>109084798Opposite, it's when you play strategies properly that the game have depth and where you are allowed to chose between options.If you can't hold block, then there's nothing interesting about your dp on wake up, it's when I don't know when/if you'd block or dp that the game can branch out depending on the players
>>109085069>man I LOOOOOVE being safe and avoiding risk I can't imagine the fun in chasing the possibility of a big payoutabsolute "last man" mindset 0/10 would not have a beer with this man>>109085148all what you say here is true except for the "Opposite"; what you say doesn't run contrary to what I'm saying and both of us can be right. A game where the best choice is often to play the boring option can be both deep and boring if there is skill expression in playing the boring option(s).
>>109085499If hatsu nomi is a big payout to you maybe. You guys push the cheapest of hands sometimes
>>109085578I can't speak for everyone here but I can't remember the last time I pushed something like that except as a means to win faster than someone whose discards suggested chinitsu or honitsu or something
>>109085499>what you say doesn't run contrary to what I'm saying and both of us can be rightI don't think it's possible, but to be fair i'm assuming "proper strategies" (like the anon you replied to) and not the "proper strategy" (singular, as in your reply to that anon), and i also feel like we have different definitions of boring here (?).If by boring you mean that you shouldn't go for the most explosive options (pushing against dealer riichi, kans, chasing unreliable yakus, ...) but for safer options, then sure.For me boredom comes from lack of depth and expression, and a player always going for the explosive option, especially when it is a losing strategy over time, removes depth, and playing against that player would be boring quickly. Likewise if a player can't do efficiency properly, then it becomes boring because you just need to focus on outspeeding them
anyone up for some niima
evens grocery shopping odds c fries 0 km self
cao ni ma
https://www.twitch.tv/nikomiui never seen this woman before
shitting
>>109088184sure thing bud
>>109088611has she been posted here? I got her in my recommends
anyway. ghost nigger. you must be a jonger. right? r-right? boo! also you lost the game motherfucker!
>>109090051>you must be a jongerI spend most of my time with this thread open so I assume yes.>spoilerI know the secret to not losing the game unlike you, who just lost the gamealso BOO!
Nerds the both of you
get a room
>>109090277Actually, my mom said I was pretty cool that's a lie...she never said that.
Goodnight everyone.
>>109091138goodnight anyon
>>109088184>>109088686I've posted her a few times.
>The screenshot will have a resolution of 262,081 x 131,191 pixels. Taking the screenshot will take a while. Do you want to continue?>Click yes>Whole game freezes>Go take a piss>Come back>Still frozenAh, this is gonna be a bit then...
>>109092043>262,081 x 131,191what
>>109092052OpenTTD full map screenshot.
>>109092065oh that makes sense
>>109092079I assume it's gonna be like a gig at least at that size, don't even know where I'd upload something like that
Please archive all of memory's content including the paywalled stuff and PM me the link.
sent ;)
Stop that
i was baking cookies
Proof?
Orange choc chip
>>109093188Rapeable hand.
>>109093199
Nom
Majsoul Friends Room 59558(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=59558
>>1090933822/4
>>1090933823/4
brb
i want cookies so bad
>>109093424they're all mine
>>109093382Full and sharted!
you stupid BITCH
>>109093921
>>109093382well jonged!
>>109093382Ggs and well jonged!
>>109093382Wj
>>109093382well majhong'd
>>109094752cute post
watchin anon's redheaded wife rn
STEALING with ANONS (MIKOANON's cookies, robbin', violent)
nininiggercattle annoy me
Good morning.
Pon!
Chii!
Kan!
Noten-nya...
I'm killing /jong/
destroying jong won't free you, it will bring you down with it
I'd just revive it using my dark necromancy patent pending
I bought the Necronomicon off of alibaba
New victimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro5jRVrSvm4
>>109104130>83 subs>3 watching nowoh shit
>>109104130>that 4th place acceptancea real adeptchad
>mahjong chuuba >smelly pussyhttps://x.com/Ceroos_/status/2018453786080240100
>>109094752for a moment i tought an enourmous shit was coming out of his ass
>>109105522That shit? Mine
you are lying. i know there is a legendary dama cat in australia. idgaf that furiten cats are common..
australian dama cats are something that was made up to fuck with tourists
I'm pretty sure damacat is from a different chinese province
>>109105522
i will find the australian dama cat and pet it. that fluffy nigger is probably hiding in the australian outback!!
>>109106335The outback is too hot for cats
>>109105238Why do women tweet this out, it's like a cat vomiting
t. Frequenter of generals where people announce when they shit and cum.
evens borgor odds beaner 0 grocery shopping
i am marinading chicken for later
Once my vacation starts I'm going back to cooking all my meals but I'm in a crash out phase right now
>>109106371but it's a legendary dama cat. surely it can survive high temperatures
I only tell close friends when I cum but I can post it here too if you guys want
>>109106371I'd take a turbo outback wagon with 6 speed transmission
jong field expedition to australia to find the legendary dama cat and the hidden pond of vegemite
feel like pure shit just want 90s outbacks back
>>109108773I prefer the legacy (liberties in your language)
outback is good i like the cheese fries and bloomin onion
the blooming onion is just worse onion rings that gets carried by the dipping sauce
i have no idea what bloomin onion even is
>>109109786I prefer Longhorn. Their bread is good and they have decent prices on their lunch menu.
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggyeggy has a room up come and join
I'm at work
what is this thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ0uvIG88Yo
>>109111633I didn't realize this rodent streamed on youtube too
Ahem BOO!
>>109075304'ick on 'ong
'rooked 'ong 'ong
>>109110071longhorn is way better than outback and texas roadhouse and its not even close. texas roadhouse died with their cinnamon butter bread
>whip my dick out>realize there's no target>forced to put it back in my pants again
>>109114844what were you planning to do with your dick?
look at this penguin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkMlxfSXc6E
>whip my dick out>get chain blocked>the judge tells me to put it back in
good morning everyone
What's so good about it?
the vivi is mahjonging all over the shelf https://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf
The second phase of the /vrg/ mahjong tournament is now officially starting. All teams now may go on the Journey./jong/ team won't be playing until W1-B finishes due to their seeding from the previous phase, so probably won't post tourney updates here for a bit until they are involved again.
more mahjong tournaments should reward performance with not having to play as much mahjong, it's the best incentive
>>109118768this but unironically
a strange game.the only winning move isnot to play.
>>109119888i wasn't being ironic
>>109075304is it true pippa said the N word?
>>109120225who hasn't?
new week new stremhttps://www.twitch.tv/pizza_is_yes
who killed jong
>I've been such a chud on twitter recently the algo is feeding me hard right leaning Japanese accounts commenting on US politicsI'm not exactly complaining mind you, but it showing up in my feed was really funny
>>109120316i thought i'd share this very aesthetic graph with everyone :3
>>109122873ganbatte Reinabro
>>109122873Nooooo don't believe the graph's! I'm not the 3rd wheel!! :'(>>109123012Aww thanks! This illustration is adorable <33
>>109123089*graph's lies...I can already feel the Panko bweh...
>>109123136great is the weapon that cuts on its own
>>109122873Road to adept 1 let's go!
BOO!
https://www.twitch.tv/pizza_is_yes/clip/SparklingTsundereWebDxAbomb-smW7h31ACJCUIbve
More like cockwork
>>109124912OMG thanks for the clip furry! <3Each one of those events felt so unlikely that all of them happening at once just freaking sent me!Btw I did fix the "!sfx" command and the issue was that I wrote "volume=0db" instead of "volume=0dB" and that made it silently fail fml aaaaa
come play with my oshihttps://x.com/Ceroos_/status/2018800220319166796
>/jong/ post asking about vintage story a few days ago>/pcg/ vintage story server goes up with haneman as the passwordanon HATES us
>>109128823
>>109128823What did YOU guys do to make him hate us?
I don't know what that is
>>109128823doko? i will play
>>109130656it was posted on 8/pcg/
>>109131023ty anyon i will play after worm maybe
Majsoul Friends Room 79627(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=79627
>>109131524started!
>>109131524HOLD ON IM LOGGING IN
>>109131524gg
>>109131524well jonged!
medium rare jonged (disgusting, too red, too juicy)
>too juicy
>medium rare>too redwhat the fuck did she mean by this
femanon eats rubber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48ZWn81y9cQ
medium > medium rare
What most people think of as medium rare is actually medium
you get a medium if you order medium rare at a shitty restaurant because so many retards send steaks back so I have to order rare to get an actual medium rare
>undercooked food
>getting worms in your steak
i remember going to a steakhouse for a business lunch and all the guys ordered some kind of beef and because i didn't want to be different i ordered a steak medium rare like they did and it was kinda unpleasant. but i had to eat it all with a smile because i didn't want to offend the business partner mahjong vtubers
Oh vintage story is more block slop, I'll pass
>Hadn't heard the 'helicopter helicoper' meme in at least a year>have heard it twice now on two unrelated streams in one dayWhat is this psyop
HELICOPTER RIDE with MIKOANON (i don't know how to drive, over KENTUCKY, wheelie'ing)
>>109135366Highway to the danger zone.
I will be shitting in t-minus five minutes, I feel it
Blocked Drain 1119cynthia-7.png
slow day for our jongies nyaa
koko my doko
soko my doko
>>109140791sorry but im about to sleepo my beddo, maybe tomorrowo
>>109140822nini anyon, i won't forgive you
I'm out of h games
>>109142102move on to i games
Akarunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbnmnxqwoFk
anon's redheaded wife is doing the thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmyt2wSDz1A
>>109147022
>>109147051this poster is brown
>>109147274brown is just orange and thus that poster is redheaded
The 3rd place curse is broken, I will now ascend from silver room! (not this stream but soon, 501 points left...)https://www.twitch.tv/pizza_is_yes
where were you when anon wanted to jong with anons but couldn't
>>109144778Suffer, latinx!
sleeping
>>109149736WAAAAAAAAAAAKE *inhales* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
what if? jong! underwater!
only if it's a pool or something like that, hate natural bodies of water they're gross and scary
I used to like going in pools and the ocean, but now water just bores me.
can ghosts swim or play jong underwater?
>>109152839Ectoplasm.
hmm... someone replied. if i assume that's ghost nigger, that means that ghost nigger is either a xenia or xapitan. if it's not ghost nigger it must be some anon trying to plant false memories into my mind. but no matter what, huuuhh? wdym ectoplasm?
if I make posts with Ayako emotes would jj think she made them?
no. i don't even have those emotes so it's impossible
>i don't even have those emotes
>>109147051AI is retarded and meant to deceive humanity and distract from reality via deception. Do NOT trust that piece of shit. My RED headed wife is beautiful and is THE truth
>>109153194you have to add some random shit to the front of the file name
faster
>>109155564FASTER
still not fast enough, and i can hear where it loops
finally
it's perfect
magnificent
I might get a 3 day again
>>109157008What did you do this time?
>>109157423just being a silly guy (racist)
Stop getting banned. We need bump posters!
I think I got away with it
if you called a janny brown you're never safe, you'll get hit with a 3 day after the thread 404s if they're brown enough
how do all of you not have dynamic IPs
I would never unplug my modem, clear my cookies, and change my router's mac address to force a new ip when I plug my modem back in for a racism ban
https://www.twitch.tv/gemstonenanomahjong vtubers
just got scammed, lady gave me a double order of food so now I have food for tomorrow
she wants to fuck. she is reverse architecting you.
im bout to take a shimutta
I'm about to load a blow
>my sub to qb expiredis she going to starve because of this
>>109162021Hopefully.
im about to jong a welled
where the jongers at?
>>109165115Here. Tired.
>>109165115Watching Jelly
>>109165115listening to Pico karaoke
>>109160314thanks anon
but are you at work?
he's on vacation
how would (You) know, anon? are you his wife (male)?
>>109165999I possess basic pattern recognition and object permanence
>>109165115I'm at work.
>>109165961uuuuu suckle yuzus pudge little tits uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
penguin girl (more penguin than girl)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJdrufZwj9Y
>>109167963she was more girl than penguin yesterday
>>109167991she turns into a penguin when playing mahjong
>>109168406nini
>>109168406goodnight anyon MEOW!
Labyrinth of Touhou Tri is fun
oh shit they made a third one?
>>109170117Yeah, it's pretty good so far. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3067930/Labyrinth_of_Touhou_Tri_The_Dreaming_Girls__The_Mysterious_Orbs/
>>109170150
>>109170181What...?
>>109170188
>>109170201What?!
>>109170217https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/search/filename/atarashiako-1.png/
drinkin monster and vodka rnMajsoul Friends Room 48666(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48666local yaku + 4aka enabled
>>109170302>48666hell room
>>109170302>48666Not today Satan
started
>>109170302Ggs and well jonged
>>109170810>chiitoigonna go back to not playing /jong/ rooms for another 3 weeks
he meant to say 3/4 btw
>>109170810satan won, rigged
>>109170302wj
>>109170302well jonged, see you in 3 weeks
>>109170302bien mahjongé
the vivi https://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf
>>109172526well that was a hilarious hand to tune into
>bend over>back pops>tightness and minor pain moving aroundojisans, i now one among
>>109173849you
Sneaky stream. Who could this be?https://www.twitch.tv/pizza_is_yes
>>109175140stupid retard chose a self-fulfilling prophecy name
is that a jonger?
>>109176496They play mahjong and get posted here. If you're asking if they're /here/ then I have no idea.
I'm not browsing the rest of this board what happened with Phase
>>109178436>Jelly made a tweet about not wanting politics in block game>twitter trannies and cosplayers seethe while everyone else says based>sex pest not actually an artist attentionwhore merchant tweets an apology for daring to reply to it with based>management deletes Jelly's tweet during her stream>management waits until today to put out a statement that implies she was racist/hateful/bigoted>full blown culture war retards from both sides will now proceed to shit up /pcg/ for at least a week
>>109178786Why did Pippa do this?
>>109179707because she wanted to fuck the cosplayers
