>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>109076770
hart
I jerked off a lil' to the story anon posted last thread ngl
>>109083110>Vtuber*cosplayervtubers are too close to business
erm!
Evil love!
>>109083176ashsii is so unlucky
>>109083176why is she still so fat?
>>109083218British preppie phenotype.
>>109083176
Mega on the telly
>>109083234Now is all makes sense why all the members of the Neuroverse are White, and even the ones like Bao and Numi he keeps at arms length. Vedal..
>>109083271I can hear the shitty music and tangia spam already
>>109083297>all the members of the Neuroverse are WhiteCamila, chrchie, j0ker, Ellie
Anyone but Mini
I saw this image on Twitter and immediately thought of Vedal shipping my brain is fucking fried bros.Anyway which ship is this?
>>109083337>chrchie, j0kerthey arent neuroverse because i dont like them
>>109083377Cottondal
>>109083297Alex is a gypsy, he doesn't count
>>109083377Cerber
Evil x Layna ASMR
>>109083139https://litter.catbox.moe/k94tn2.mp4
>>109083444kek
>>109083444...
>>109083444Ltx is so schizo
>>109083444This happened but offstream
>>109083444Mini absorbed cerber...
What browser should I switch to from Chrome /swarm/?
>>109083508Absorbing Ellie will let her achieve her perfect form
Holy shit what is that
>>109083444
>>109083444chrchie's fucking packing
>>109083444Comedy gold
>>109083513I switched to Brave when uBlock stopped working
>>109083542the chrchock...
>>109083444Ermmmmm
>>109083513Librefox
>>109083513firefox :^)
>>109083513waterfox
annyfox
>>109083590>>109083620I was pretty much between these two
>>109083658Brave is a shilled reddit meme. Just get whatever firefox fork you like or vivaldi. Opera is dead.
I always find it funny how the thread will be super active all of a sudden, and then just minutes later totally dead. It happens over and over every day.
>>109083822We splooge all our best posts and next thread we're in our refractory period.
>>109083527
>>109083185i fucking love aprons
>another threadshitting self-shill
be crelly>vedal raids and she finally gets the big break after 2 years of streaming to 40 viewers >instantly starts to stream less and less despite being in a 'subathon'>streams a few days a week>cuts streamtime to 4 hours a day, rest is vod>now 2026, takes a 3 week break, returns for one day then has another break what did she mean by this?
Evil so cutewhy is she like that?
>>109084000She no longer needs to grind anymore. Ever since the raid she's probably made a couple hundred thousand dollars.
>>109084000Koko is a bad influence
>>109083954Nigga to shill you need something to shill that gets you cred. We ain't joker
>>109084000Success breeds laziness. The only popular streamers who seem to dodge this curse seem to be the ones that either genuinely like streaming or have something else going on in their life that makes them need it as a crutch. Or are just really ambitious and want to get even bigger, but those types almost always burn out eventually.
>>109084058
>>109084000green vtubers are lazy fucks who never stream
>>109084000i actually respect the brilliance of a part time subathon where you actually just stream like normal but put a number on it so people paypig more for dopamine pointsbigtime corpa clap for the cow
Post your most unhinged rrat you actually believe in.
>>109084000Don't forget she's in mythic also.
>>109084185I believe in rratvil
>>109084185That Vedal actually enjoys streaming, knows a lot about the vtuber community/industry, and is totally okay with how creepy the Swarm is. He just pretends about disliking or being aloof about all of the above.
>>109084185vedal made a sex tape with cotton for her fansly and he was "shy guy" once but we'll never know which video
>>109084185Vedal is polyamorously edating Cerber, Ellie, Mini, Mega (and formerly Anny, Toma, Numi), but has never done anything irl with them and is still a virgin
>>109084269>he was "shy guy" onceIs the theory here that Shy Guy is actually a shared identity for multiple fuckbuddies Cotton has rather than one guy?
https://files.catbox.moe/5ecidn.png
>>109084269>>109084300Who the fuck is Shy Guy
>>109084300she's tried everything as the actual whore she is so yeshttps://files.catbox.moe/mzhnln.mp3
>>109084185Vedal knows he can get away with the bare minimum now and is pretty much soft retired from streaming while pushing one update per subathon
>>109084333an enemy from the mario games
>>109084185vedal is into hard drugs
>>109084371He does have a lot of money. Cocaine isn't cheap
>>109084321
>>109084349Is that audio supposed to make her look bad?
>>109084183It’s a topic beaten to death /here/, but I believe that that transition was not at all out of character for her, it was just an inevitability for when fresh attention would come
>>109084300if i were cotton i would put a guy in a dress or have him wear a green morph suit just to fuck with people
>>109084349HotNeed to see Veddy get used and ruined by her
>>109084402no, just to let you know that she's literally tried everything
>>109084350This is true of the entire neuro-verse>>109084245This is an incredibly fringe yet lukewarm take, so it’s probably also true
soo organic
>>109084269Huh. So this is the description of Cottontail's fuckbuddy.
>brainfried gooners not falling for the easiest bait imaginable: challenge impossible
Vedal lives in my walls I saw him
I love Neuro
>>109084487you're just mad cuz you weren't invited to the last roblox orgy
>>109084564stop threadshitting
Cottondal hours?
>>109084475Neuro likes streaming. She loves us. <3
>>109084621>it's newwtf
>>109084505Vedal is literally all of this except being a quiet type
>>109084487Me when my chemical synthesis entirely entails the addition and abscission of carbon-, nitrogen, and oxygen-containing functional groups:
>>109084621HOT
>>109084621Missed two panels
>shitskin porn spamvery organic
So according to /swarm/, Vedal is a british billionaire prettyboy who goes to cons constantly to fuck Vtubers, is dating five different girls on rotation, broke Toma's jaw and is now Cottontail's co-pornstar?Am i getting that right?
>>109084621>OOC vedalYawn
>>109084645hard to talk with a gag
>old fanartSo organic
>>109084621this guy also made kokodal art
>>109084702This vedal would make the most kino streams
>>109084694He looks so much like Ayin in this drawing it's unbelievable. Right down to having an AI daughter he fucking hates.
>>109084712Every time
>>109084744and a crellydal animation
>>109084185Vedal has team of people he pays to shit up /swarm/ and shift narratives and control what people are allowed to nootice, he knows that by controling the narrative in the most schizo part of the fanbase, he can reduce the normieswarm schizos
>>109084702Also does drugs, and was raped by Filian, Layna and/or IAYSH as a child
>controlling the narrativelule
This sucks in retrospecthttps://files.catbox.moe/ma4nk7.jpg
>OOC VedalQuiet guys are the biggest freaks and degens once you get them to open up.
>>109084844>This sucks in retrospectThen make it better now that you know what to improve on
>>109084786Have you seen the Youtube comments? /we're/ not even all that schizo compared to other parts of the Swarm.
>>109084848except veddy is a sweet vanilla enjoyer
Yjk vedal is into degen "c"nc shit
>>109084794The face of imminent rape
Do you think Vedal had a stiffie during his collab with Cotton? Be honest.
>>109084844What are these body types called
>>109084952Bad
>>109084923he was leaking whenever cotton whispered
>>109084923Yes
>>109084923Literally everyone ITT would have a stiffie if they were on a call with Cotton. Even those who claim to dislike her. It's literally her job to make dicks hard with her voice. You cannot blame Vedal for that.
>>109084844It also sucked then
>>109084913imagine mini getting forced to have sex with olette out of fear, she might've developed a rape kink right there and is into cnc shit now
as a fag cotton cannot make me hard but thinking about vedal being hard is doing it right now
>>109085002If thinking about vedal being hard dosn't make you hard you are a faggot tbf
>>109084870I don't really do Evil in this style anymore, nor is Himboved usually such a monster. But at the same time, it's hard to imagine the "dangling legs" working as well. It also required a lot of inpainting and is a bit fried. I hoped upscaling would help a little and it just made it worseI also remember having one holding her up by the tail, but it turns out to be Bimbomini
>>109084844This shit fucking sucks
:(
This sloppa still hasn't been topped btw
>>109085060Still fried, but honestly just shrinking the ass improves it a lot
>>109085212https://files.catbox.moe/zmxsi3.jpg
>>109085153all shotaved sloppa clears easily
>>109085239cute
>>109085239>>109085074
bajiru sex?
>>109085240this but futalian x nur
>>109084923No
>>109085239>>109085240>>109085354You should all fuck each other and stop posting
>>109085412this but post more
>>109085412evilfag x evilfag
>>109085153Doesn’t hold a candle to nur with the cheeky beauty mark
>>109085239that stomach bulge...
>>109084702>broke Toma's jawNot that one, that would be too unrealistic.
>>109085450The fabled twitchy spot
thoughts?
>>109085745
funky nurhttps://files.catbox.moe/k73ln0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/fmwifk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/peowho.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/msz9kd.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/a263q8.jpg
/swarm/ - ironically the worst slop on /vt/
>>109086043Nah, the Filidal slop always hit
uuuu I miss BTMC uuuu
>>109086043Worst part is that it’s mostly trained on pixiv art that leads to censorship trickling down
UUUU I NEED SEX! Mini! Come here!!!!!!
>>109085997
>>109084283This holds a lot of true until you added Numishe is what vedal aspires to beNumi has gone under the radar for so long, but she is probably the biggest whore in the industryshe conwhores every weekend and still pretends to be a virgin girl faileru while her simps fund itmy nigga vedal could only dream living like this
>>109086439Numi is a lesbian biased bisexual though
>>109083163They also don't shower
https://xcancel.com/sliceoftoma/status/2018163900781580361>im so lucky to have friends I can truly trust in and a place to call my second homewdsmbt
>>109086439>my nigga vedal could only dream living like thisVedal dreams of the idea of pulling women like that until he realizes he hates women again and then goes about it his day slacking off
>>10908418517
>>109086690her dork club friends
>>109086713qrd?
>>109086759>>108366015
>>109084913Oh hell yeah
>>109086796boringneuro being based on Pb holds more water
>>109086536all vtubers are lesbian nonnythey would never lie to you
>>109086841yeah, but obviously fake
>>109086796That isn't a qrd at all...
>>109086852koko isn't, yjk that bitch is cock hungry
>>109086881There's nothing to qrd, it's just a schizo we picked up after train number 2 related to the vibepsycho
>>109086852>they would never lie to youTrue
>>109086796Is there a way to view deleted posts?
>>109086967Nope. You had to be /there/
>>109086967newchama...
>>109086967You have to be /here/ or be /queer/
>>109086967yes
>>109086931Where did vibepsycho go anywaysAnd avatarslut
>>109086967archivesor4chan x/xt to auto link to the archives
>>109086690>camila moving to LA>toma moving out of LAHmmm nooticing…
>>109087039>And avatarslutshe was active the other day, anons pieced together her monthly cycle based on how she posts on specific days of the month
>>109087076LOL
>>109086690>im luck to have friends that i can trustthis is about vedal
uwu
>>109086439I shipped Evil x Numi. Being a total bitch to her. Gaslighting. Domestic violence l, beating her with a baseball bat. Forcing her to rub her tummy.Then she sang for her. “It’s all for you, Numi. It’s all for you.” Kept her crawling back. So toxic.
>>109086538dramanonI meant to type dramanon Don't yell at me I have a migraine I can barely see what's on my screen rn
Rubbing Evil's tummy (from the inside)
Weird how the Kokodal thread was the better one in quite a while
>>109087267I’m a professional oppaivil womb massager
>>109087058this but my face is between her legs
>>109087342anything but mini
>>109087342Kokodal is a retarded premise
>>109087111Everything is about VedalCamila's parents? VedalChrchie's poop? VedalThe guy Sinder cheated with? VedalThe guy grooming 2views Bao was talking about? VedalThe guy who stabbed Deme? Vedal
>>109087369Exactly, everyone knows that Kokodal is the crackest of ships, so no one took it too seriously
>>109087406
Is nur mom really still obese?
>>109087369Which makes it hot af
Koko tonguing Vedal's neovagina..
>>109087406Chrchie's poop was only Alex adjacent specifically, but I get your general point.
>>109087433She looks the same as she did posting late last year
>>109087428>>109087436Fair enough
If the twins got gay married, who would wear the suit and who would wear the dress?
>>109087640Neuro wears the suit, Vedal wears the dress, Evil wears the lobster
Fuck I wanna write a Kokodal fic now
>>109087640The twins would get married under a black sun at the steps of the now-thawed Antarctic Shoggoth pyramid; surrounded by verdant pastures spotted with ancient fruiting megafauna; barefoot, clad in nothing but translucent silken cheesecloth robes and crowned with a wreath of pristine lilac and holly.
If me and vedal got gay married, who would wear the buttplug?
>>109087640They both wear dresses and I wear the the suit.
>>109087924evil is such a slut
>>109087924Evil isn't taller than Neuro
>>109087924Vedal...
>>109087890You are the buttplug anon
>>109087953Evil is definitely wearing heels or platforms
>>109087924he needs to be shorter and much fatter
dudes who are into lolicon give off "I'm insecure about being short" energy
>>109087953Evil is wearing stripper heels
>>109088008I'm 187 cm tall though
>>109087778Koko’s limbs have a lot of mechanical parts. You could take them off, right?
>>109088008Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>109088046*187 cm short
>>109088008this real dwarf kingswant to fuck the tallest bitches possible
>>109088050I think her model only has one robot arm
>>109088008I'm 6'5" and I've dabbled with it. But I don't get off to Neuro or Evil
>>109088008>into loliconYou’re not saying what you think you are
Sex with Tomacat
>>109087924Evil looks ready to consummate the marriage right there in the altar
I'm about to rope
>>109088804?
>>109088804
>>109088233Pedophiles.
>>109088233No one is, and everyone isLolicon is a condition "Lolita complex"However because of the sort of weird Japanese framing lolicon can be people with the condition and content for people with the condition
The nekoella chick who is sometimes mentioned here and just redebuted shows her face and jesus shes ugly as fuck. Grifters like that are a blight on the community.
>>109088838Hopefully to Evil </3
>>109088986I think she has some medical thing. I can’t remember. It seems like she debuts a lot.
>>109088986why would she do that
>>109088149
>>109089049I don't think being ugly is considered a medical issue anon
>>109089049She also has a fiance
>>109089236The fuck type of design is this bro. My ass ain't drawing this shit
>>109089241it could be if you’ve got a tumor on your face
>>109089298men would literally fuck anything as long as it’s female huh…
>109088969>nobody has bitten in 20 minutes Genuine kudos, nonnies
>>109089298oof. showing her face and having a fiancé? i don’t think she has the star power to pull that off.
>>109089023https://litter.catbox.moe/1gc7jd.mp4
>>109089312I’m just saying. Koko passes out from drugs. Then someone takes off her mechanical limbs while she’s passed out.Rude awakening.
>>109089373why is this all such dogshit? is video slop getting worse?
>>109089348It wasn't bait though, it's just true
>>109089373This is exactly what happened after that screenshot was taken
>109089451Go take it up with /b/ loli board anons if you want to explore your appeal to an etymological fallacy, then.
https://x.com/amaamasharku/status/2018063269592707359?s=46She called her streams the “Swarm Homeless Shelter”. Why are they using Neuro for growth, and then bitching about it later?
Guys guys guys, is it true that your divorced pig found another esports fag to fuck? Send her my congratulations when you see her again thanks :)
>>109089652
>>109089556dumbass
>>109083394Hairpin is a bit big, otherwise pretty good
>>109089540Maybe you should make a visit to bitch about people using hentai to refer ti media then instead of bitching /here/ about doing the same with lolicon?
>neuro-samadivine intellect>evilniggerlicious
>>109089873
>>109083539Perfect cell mini, only father and child combination can beat it
>>109089841Its tutel's skull
>>109083513Uc. Edge was good before, shit now
>>109083394You gotta think one of these pirate/sea captain outfits will make the top five. There are a bunch of good ones, and it could be used often for fishing or pirate streams.
>>109083746Opera crashed on me and reinstall couldn't fix it. Its saved history can be imported to ff btw
>>109084000She has become too rich and lazy
>>109090062Nah nigga, leave this play-doh ahh sloppa back in 2023
>>109084185Pb rejected vedal, which lead to him building nur
>109089843Why would I? You are the one openly misrepresenting a—for better or worse—aspect of Japanese cultural with which Neuro is inexorably intertwined. Also, I was earlier implying that we should agree to disagree, but it looks like trusting you to read subtext was a mistake.
>>109084000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcFR61sVX7Q
>>109090062Poor slop, but the idea of Neuro making snow angels while prone is funny
>>109090105hesWrong
>>109090062Proneboning Evil in that exact position
>>109090074What. You’ve never seen someone make a snow angel on their stomach in a bikini before?
>>109090105>"you should leave" means "let's agree to disagree"Weebs talking about Japanese culture misrepresentation will never not be funny, by the way
>>109090106dogshit
>>109086439Numi built for big fat old men
>>109090141>trusting you to read subtext was a mistakeIn case you needed to read it again
>>109088008Self projection
>>109089416Ltx2 is fast but pretty bad
>>109090171If you think there is any reasonable way to derive that from what you said, you belong in a mental institutionThe subtext there is "have a nice day chap" btw
>>109086439>biggest whore in the industryIts hard to beat Hannah Hyrule who was participating in con orgies whole married
>>109090255Since you’re begging for it in caveman terms and so I can go to sleep:>you were incorrect>you should take it up with people who can more faithfully explain why than (me)End o’ story. Not difficult.
>>109090329So this is what qualifies as "let's agree to disagree" in your schizo mind, how terrifying
https://files.catbox.moe/1ltuje.jpg
these two niggas need to kiss already
I think the oilers are all techbros, but Im increasingly convinced much of the swarm are women who are here for the single dad schtick.
what's with this sudden uptick in pixiv slop garbage?
>>109090383I’m already rapidly approaching his location >>109090371Kakure Eria-style Neuro is cool
>>109090371Don't pull the tail, it's painful
>>109090411https://youtu.be/tibrBIM4JdE?si=vSNPnv2UxD9OlrTT
Staz Camila clips have plummeted 90% in viewership. The train is off the tracks...
>>109090569its hamover
>>109090569Staz has gotten too close to his subjects and now can't compete with clippers willing to use insane clickbait titles and clip absolutely anything
>>109090633In exactly 12 hours, post the phrase “Hamover” and I’ll reply with a funny
>>109090683bet
>>109090667Only reason I watch Staz now is to look up the small streamers Vedal raids. He’s quick to clip, but others do a better job at it.
>>109090732cute
>>109090732cutest little teacher
>>109086439Who is part of Numi's whores list?
*licks you*
>>109091257*licks you too*
>>109083185
>>109090732adorable
>>109090187I am not a man, short, or into lolicon.
>>109090411Elon Musk is 100% an oiler
>>109091598pits?
>>109090569Cz without Ved he started clipping whorbiters, but they have nothing good to offer even when talking about Vedal or Neuro. He could just clip one of the twins, but unless they are talking about Vedal, he just tunes out. Like pretty much every other clipper, basically.It's embarrassing for them honestly.
>>109091620Unshowered, unshaven, sweaty as fuck from caffeine.Still want 'em? :D
>>109091667Even more~
Neuro love heart Heart
>>1090880086'3, and i fap to Evilbut not Neuro
>>109091718
>>109091771>>109091771>>109091771
>>109091693Unsurprising.
1/10 dogshit thread
cun~