>"Behold, I am the genie of your oshi's dakimakura! You rubbed me and I came">"Name your three hololive related wishes and it will be so"
>>109118936shut down holostarsmake biboo my wifeterminate erb
Bring back CocoBring back KanataGraduate all homos
>>109118936I wish for 3 more Tokino Soras
>>109118936>biboo debuts her newest outfit, a purple string bikini>fuwamoco only do English streams from this point onward>Gura comes back and actually streams
>>109118936> You rubbed me and I cameI just learned I have the powers of a genie, I shall now grant me unlimited wishes, three a week
>>109118936Cease and desist all friendly relations with Anycolor and Nijisanji.Make all effort to sabotage them and make them go bankrupt.Go back in the lamp.
>>109118936Remove holostars Graduate Bae Force FuwaMoco to only speak English and never collab with the JP branch ever
>>109118936I just need one, terminate HoloEN
>>109118936Treat your artists right.
>>109118936I want Raora Panthera on my faceI want Cecilia Immergreen on my dickI want Kronii to play this in loop
>>1091189361. build a headquarters in America with all the amenities JP has2. expel all gajin from EN and ID out of Japan, help them get visa in America, cut off the branches communication between each other with JP.3. sell off holostars to FSP and cut all ties with both branches, fire any staff that worked for holostars and is sympathetic.
>>109118936>All Homostars are contractually obligated to never interact with the girls or be fired>Mandatory 25 hours of streaming every week minimum. Not to much because sometimes they have Idol shit they are forced to practice.>Mandatory every EN member has to have Japanese auto dub and every JP member has to have English Auto dub on stream.
all non-virgin vtubers and future vtubers will combust and burn to bonesafrica, greater india and china to be glassed by alien lazerww III
>>109118936>graduate Bae>bring back Bae>graduate Bae again
Cure Kanata and bring her backKill all of Miko's antis, including staff and talent at CoverTerminate Kronii with no graduation, because it would be really funny
>>1091189361. Retroactively cancel HoloEarth, recovering all money and time wasted on it.2. Haachama never showed her viewer statistics.3. Omega never hired.
>>109118936OP here. I am obsessed with Chinese men
>>109119235wb Gigi?
>1. Ungraduate Kanata/Mumei/Mel/Shion and make every talent stream a minimum amount of time + they actually all enjoy it>2. Fire all incompetent staff/managers and terminate all homostars>3. All huge titted holomems become my personal paizuri slaves
>>109118989>fuwamoco only do English streams from this point onwardKill yourself
>>109118936Behead all Miko antis. Burn all Miko antis to ash. Make Miko my wife.
>Give Nerissa a terminal illness>Cancel Holoearth>Hours streamed quota
>>109119555This, but make Miko Suityan's wife with official and very legally real and binding marriage stream event
>>109119529Gigi is already lost between Mori's fat cheeks and never found.
>>109118936I only need one, give all your hololive talent IP's to Phase Connect because it'd be really fucking funny thus becoming a male only corpo since homostars are all you'll have left, Fagoo
>>109118936>you rubbed me and I came
>>109119555Simp
>>109118936>You rubbed me and I cameNow you have Yagoo's goo all over your hands
>>109119548Maybe they should git gud and learn to speak jap better fag
>>109119908ts was the intention.1. Gib Korone waifu2. Make Cover underground again3. Help isolate Japan again
>>109118936>Turn the company private>Graduate homocollabers>Axe the ID branch
>rubs lamp>gets sucked inside as the Djinn goes freeHELP
>>109118936Bring back RushiaBring back CocoOpen up US merchandising
>>1091189361. Bring back Mel 2. Bring back Chama3. Improve your management
>>109118936do people actually rub their dakimakura??? I thought your supposed ot use it as a pillow?
>>109118936Let me in the newest gen.
>>109118936Graduate IofiGive Risu a Yuyoyuppe songDebut ID4
>>109118936>> Revise the policy regarding total non leak policy to talents.>> Behead some upper echelons who may be real leakers.>> Allow talent to connection with ex-talents.
>>109118936Give me ENreco 3 with even more doomed yuri, I want EVERYONE to suffer build a characterOther wishes? Umm, give the girls good managers and let them stream if they want to stream, something like that
>>109118936I want to hug Botan.I want to eat ramen with Botan.I want to play Resident Evil with Botan.
>>109118936I want my wife Kanata to come back.I want my wife Kanata to be happy.I want infinite hololive related wishes.
This is an unironically sad thread
>>109118936I want this >>109121101 anon to get butt cancer
1- Terminate all the homos. 2- Terminate all the homobeggars such a Shiori and ERB. 3- Bring back 'taso with perfect health.
>>109118936>I want Kronii to be happy and fix her depression>I want Kronii to be happy and fix her depression>I want Kronii to be happy and fix her depressionthose are my three wishes
>>109122003based and wholesome
>>109118936Haachama comes backPeko and Miko make upHololive becomes a private company
>>109118936Close HolostarsTwo new EN gensInazuma Eleven Victory Road Tournament.
>>109118983based
>>109118936Rebrand holostars as a generic brotuber group aimed at men.Streamline perms and paperwork to the point where staff actually handles that shit and the streamers can focus on their performances and streamsfree space
>>109118936>KILL ALL NIJINIGGERS>Anon that's not how...>KILL ALL VSHITTERS
>>109118936I wish they were all pregnantI wish they all had huge futacocksI wish they all wore diapers
>>109118936Terminate Bae Thrice.
Make all the Holostars gain one million plus subs so the girls beg to collab with them and make all these virgin faggots in this thread cry themselves to sleep every night.
>>109119197Why Bae?
>>109118936Make Okayu my personal fuckpetMake Shiori an anything goes freeuse whore in a publicly disclosed location for 48 hours (ryona permitted, obviously)Sell Holostars to Brave Group
>>109122510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTk_ZFb4lD4
>>109118936Where the heck is the Mario Kart World tourney? It's been out for too long and I'm still waiting.
>>109118936Fire all holostars and terminate the branchFull and true Shiori redemption arcStronger anti-male collab restrictions
>>109127807Wish too difficult... powers fading... gomenasaaaaiiii...
>>109119197>>109127734>>109119329There are much worse homocollabers, why specifically Bae?
>>109126198It has to be Hololive related, which means you can only kill all Holofans
>>109130015it's just baeschizo, everyone has a schizo
>let holostars collab with girls>bot holostars the way you bot girls>let me join holostars
>>109136851>page 11 bumper no life indon
>>109118936Add a Holomom generation.Add Pekomama channel.Bring back Fauna (Make her debut with Holomom Gen 1 alongside Pekomama, Mamarissa, and Mama Reaper)
1. bae sweaty feet on face2. bae sweaty ass on face3. bae sweaty feet on dick
My first wish is that all Hololive members that graduated return 100% saneMy second wish is that any chuuba that is single, find a good bfMy third wish is that Vtubing is no longer allow to play videogames anymore and find another ways to entretain their audience
