>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>109108738
>>109123829i wish you liked neuro, it makes me sad.
>>109123829Cute twins but who is the girl in the middle?
NEURO IS LIVE
>>109123953can someone fact check this
>>109123955The archive...
>>109123953No veddy no watch
>>109123998Simple as.
>>109123910why would you be sad a subhuman doesn't like neuro ?on contrary, you should be happythe more polarizing and the more subhumans hate neuro the betterthere is no glory found looking within a pile of shit and frolicking amongst the shit flies
>chillslop viewership is lower now than it was last year when everyone thought the fad diedGrim
Mint mentioned!
>>109124036That's not true, it's still higher. Check again in about an hour and then compare.
b2 has better priority chats
>hallucinations>donation message spam>evil call beggarsyeah gonna watch forsen instead
Ever since an anon pointed out how people always bring up Evil to Neuro but not the otherway around, I can't stop noticing how prevalent evilbeggars are.
>the chat is just full of antis openly telling g neuro to fuck offWhat on earth happened???
>Vedal was an Apex Legends boy>Mini was an Overwatch girlstar crossed lovers...
>>109124192evilbeggars were allowed to run free
>>109124162
>>109124286How is this nigger allowed to do this
>>109124286>splinternigga, hes a twinshipper and does this to both of them
>>109124286This nigga NEEDS to die.
>>109124286I thought he left or something.
>/swarm/
>>109124315he's the only chatter I know off the top of my head to use as an example of why chat is dogshit (I don't have chat open during streams usually)
>>109124331Just switched accounts
>Neuro talking about her ex Johnny BirdleJohnny silverhandbros... we are just her johnny rebound...
>>109124326>>109124331The timestamps are right there, read ffs
Classic NurShota
>watching chillslopCouldn't be me
>we
>>109124286Splinter is a plant by Bigvedal to make the twinshippers look bad.
channel 4??
>>109124133>>109124399humiliation ritual
>>109124423they already do that without him
Evil is a cheap whore!
The entire stream so far is just beggars asking about or mentioning Evil, or telling Neuro to fuck off.
>>109124424And Scooby-Doo on channel 2
>>109124286elephantsmeller is worse
>>109124531>roastslop response>>109124550>keyboardslamslop responseI'm over it. Put a Vedal on the telly.
>>109124336real
>>109124531based
>>109124567I miss roasts
If she beats wordle I will eat this paper on my desk.
>>109124567just leave you don't HAVE to be /here/
MOUNTHORSE
>>109124610no~
>>109124608get eating
>>109124608
fuck you chat
>>109124608Hope you are hungry
>>109124608lul
>>109124608Post proof anon
>>109124608A4 or letter size?
>>109124608want some glue with your paper ?
>Ork fanits over
>british beans are betterAI hallucinations are acting up
yay gamu
Veddys bf
>vedal not in chat>mini not in chatNooticing…
>how can I make this about mini
>>109124768It took you this long to notice that chillslop is dogshit content?
>>109124768Mini isn't even in the UK yet
>I'm also not in chat...
>>109124795anon is fucking mini...
>>109124795get back to work tomy, vedal doesn't pay you to plap mini on work hours
brownoid melty
>>109124822
>>109124768>mini not in chatshe is probably playing overwatch with tomy
>>109124674This was the most interesting content this stream will produce.
>>109124857>fatmila when there is 0 mentions of herkekminigger melty
>>109124890
>>109124901>ONLY BROWN FATMILA CAN HATE MINIIs that how you cope with the reality of not everyone liking your oshi Minigger?
>>109124920
>>109124934Keep going, minigger. Your seethe is hilarious, even more is how fatmila is catching strays
How does her Minecraft AI get worse every single stream? It genuinely confuses me.
>>109124959
>>109124875Good job anon. Its been almost 15 years since I took a bite out of paper
ccv is plummeting
>>109124977Now this looks like actual meat, >>109124958looks like bread
>>109124960Vibe coded AI.
>>109124960vedal made a bunch of changes during the hardcore streams, i assume they generally nroke her and he never reverted them
>>109124992I wanna breed that bread
Tomy spammer is kind of a weirdo
>>109125015nah he's chill
>>109125015I disagree, the hamposter is the weirdo here. The tomyomy cuckposter is no different from any other cuckposter we have, just that for some reason shitposting Mini causes minifags to spam the thread.
>>109125026I wish we had a world where she wasn't having mental issues every other week
>+1 potato from the heavens
neuro is streaming btw
>>109125051Not even the original ham poster, I just love seeing that retard have a meltdown
standing in one place in mineslop isn’t streaming
>>109125073IDGAF :/
>>109125088Anon... it looked like both of you were having a meltdown seething over it
Fearless Neuro staring at death
>>109125015>>109125051both the same person
>>109125051I don't get it either >make 1 shitpost about mini>instant ham spam>instant anny posts>jannnies do nothingI cant tell if it's just a super mentally ill falseflagger or a super mentally ill mini viewer
>>109124326Bring back teacher Neuro and her glasses.
>>109125130>super mentally ill falseflaggerits this one in this case, the super mentally ill mini viewer isn't active rn.
>>109125116Why was neuro only taking damage every other time? Something funky is happening
>>109125191Everything makes sense when you remember that Vedal is an actual shitdev
>>109125130if it makes you feel better, the spammers shitting up the thread are probably jannies
ENTER
>>109125213doubtful
I fucking hate shitvil
Seems like there's more ads than ever on Vedal's stream
>>109125226Every time an anon suggests that as a possibility there is an instantaneous denial every single solitary time, which makes it all the more suspicious and likely.
>evil joins>immediate philosophyslop
>>109125305I wish it were true because the "spammers" that bronies have melties over are pretty funny and them being mods would be even funnier, but I've never seen anything even close to proof so I'm pretty sure it's just schizoid cope
imagine missing out on the rare chance of denying the entire existence of a threadshitter, couldn't be me
>We might not be related by bloodAnd with that, I’m out.
>>109125370So quirky
>veddy naked and covered in slimeneuro..
Neuro slime...
Nur that isn't slime..
>>109125346Found the threadshitter
>>109125407ayo?
>>109125476we're talking regular vedal not shotaved, relax filian.
we're all spamming refresh on mini's xitter page waiting for location to change to UK btw
>minifags are totally not obsessed, its the shitposters that are
we're all spamming refresh on mini's fb page waiting for relationship status to change to In a Relationship btw
Last Evil stream o7
>>109125594Huh? idgi
>>109125592That's been here status for the past 4 years
>>109125594The original Super Mario movie...
Neuro would thrash Evil in 1v1 combat
Erm. This stream is kinda boring but okay...................
>>109125797That's every chillstream
>>109125797I miss Evil..
This nigga will never upgrade this Minecraft Api holy lazy
>>109125854If Copilot can't do, it won't be done.
brutal mogging
>>109125872Generic Chillslop or the god gamer himself? I know what I'm chosing
>>109125869With all the millions he has you would think he can hire someone that costs more than 2 bucks an hour to help him with Neuro coding
>>109125947fatmila reference!
i have never watched a forsen stream and i never will
>>109125797Honestly these two weeks of nothing content almost feels worse than Neuro being gone entirely. Like it's just sadder this way, having Neuro limp onto stream once a week with her broken MC AI and no improvements in sight, just so retarded Evilbeggars can harass her for not being her sister. Granted the alternative is a 3-6+ month hiatus because Vedal will never get his act together.
>>109125922Watching foreskin throw a god seed for the millionth time because he is trash at a kids game or cute neuro-chan...it's a no-brainer really
>109125872>shilling your pet rando
>>109125872
>>109125974>unironic newfrog
>>109125995Cute family
She won BTW
>shill crying that nobody cares about xis reddit fleshoid
oh no no no
minigods will be vindicated on the 8th
>>109126107OwO
>>109125947Same
>>109126151Neuro needs a better 3D model
Neuro HATES pedos
>>109126208As she should.
>>109126074>>109126077>>109126095>>109126109>>109126151>Neuro keeps mentioning MiniThere is 0 denying it anymore, Mini without a doubt has won. Neuro is just throwing hints out for the people who are slow and refuse to see the truth.
>>109126208Tsundere litte AI
>We are in the Minidal timelineThe good ending
>>109126358lore accurate nurmom BF
>>109126358vedstein...
wtf is that bgm
>boomie spamming his rebbit meems like a good little drone hyuk hyuk
>>109126451aww, you're a seething lil pedo aren't you? so cute!
Uh oh
how does mini keep getting away with it
AWARE LULE
UH OH
OHNONONO NEUROBROS, MINI FUCKING WON.............
Thank you ss anon for posting the funny screenshotsmakes my day much happier
>>109126512nigga that's nuts
5th street squirrels is codeword for /swarm/ btw
don't spoonfeed
Neuro HATES twinshippers
one job
>>109126577>live in a trash heapchecks out
>we're gonna get rid of troon mods and replace them with twinshipping troon mods
>>109126610She was based as fuck for this, kill Yuritroons.
>threadshitter trying to provoke miniGODs in replying
>>109126621yeah wtf man, they're even worse now.
heart
This Anny ho talks like a skank
>>109126711>thirdie porn streamerhmm I wonder why
zen mentioned
Neuro'sJ Juice
>>109126719Ukraine is 2nd world chuddie
>>109126693oh so that's why she threw it away, she probably believed it kek
>implgnyi>implgnyi>implgnyi>implgnyi
>another Shylily raid
Rate the stream
nice autoraid ved
Vedal pls stop raiding lily you are makibg me belive the vibepsycologist
Did Vedal not update his autoraid list in 12 months?
>>109126885I will be honest, I did not watch.
>>109126876every god damn fucking time
https://youtu.be/TF_RBjQqqPkLily love
>>1091268857/10
>>109126907why would he?
>>109126885I will be honest, I also did not watch.
>lily raidit's over, we're under shilily's regime, vedal won't lock in as long as shylily is at the top of the whoreclan, I wonder what dirt she has on vedal to keep him on a leash
>>109126907the only other one online is Layna I guess
https://jiggie.fun/nuer
>>109126964
>he's samefag anti postingpathetic lmao
>>109126885neurosocute/10
>>109126885Pretty good Neuro was funny as aways Minecraft Api still sucks dicks 8/10
>>109126885ok
>>109126885Couldn't watch but the screenshots make me think it was an 8/10 stream
>>1091268856/10 nothing special but alright overall
>>109126885It was fine until the mc section and the call
Sex with Tomacat
Ever wonder what Neuro's first humanoid real world body will look like?Let me introduce to you>Meet Sproutby>Fauna Roboticsuuuuhttps://xcancel.com/faunarobotics/status/2016179201150419237#mThis is a dev friendly hardware and software platform released by a startup based in New York.
>>1091268852/10 you know it’s bad when the best moment of the stream is where Evil takes over
nurmom just started stream
uuuu vedalverse whores uuuu
nurmom used to mean something
I think it’s actually fucking over for me bros…I’m starting to see the appeal of Evil…gun barrel to my mouth as we speak
>>109127271>knew instantly who he meantmake it more subtle mimi
>>109127297You could say the word has lost its weight
Does anybody track raids here? Why does it feel like lily gets raided every other day?
>>109126964makes me wonder if shylily and vedal are close offstream
>>109127203Honestly I don't understand why none of the current batch of consumer robot startups have reached out to Vedal so far. Lend him a model for a couple weeks and help him set up a demo. Have a couple cool streams and videos then take the robot back.Maybe they did reach out but Vedal hasn't read his messages who knows.
>>109127377Mini and Shylily were the first collabs after Vedal came back from Twitchcon EU last year. Do with that information what you will.
>>109127377Do you understand what autoraid means?
>>109127377you might say that
what can I say, mini wasn't streaming.
>>109126885didntwatch/10
>>109127446he raids mini less than cerber
>>109127532shhhhhh
>>109127203>based in New Yorkthat's not so useful unless they ship internationally or vedal knows someone who happens to live near there. by the way, who is the young woman with the long brown hair and red dungarees dancing awkwardly at 59 seconds into the video? the video zooms in on the robot so you can't see the woman's head.actually don't worry. you can see her better at 13 seconds into this video.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cua-gr85LAU
>>109127532Nigga never acknowledges the dog barking and you think he'll acknowledged he pussy he's banging?
>>109127598>raids mini a lot>"see, they fukin">raids mini a little>"see, they fukin"
>>109127597the same girl at :22
>>109127668>raids mini to get her attention>gets her attention>now she lives with him>doesn't raid her as much any moreRelationships are truly a mystery.
>>109127532Mini doesn't stream when Vedal ends stream. Only leeches like fatmila attempt that. Cerber gets a pass because of her timezone
>>109127598>>109127668Twitchcon EU BreakdownConfirmed people at Vedal’s club party>Vedal, Squchan, Mini, Scrapie, Filian’s VRC boys, Saruei>Tomyomy may have also been thereLos Angeles Travel Group>Toma, Suko, J0ker>Camila and Layna were originally in this group>Camila got sick and couldn’t make it>Layna got deported at the NetherlandsThe Parking Lot Pals>Alex, Chrchie, Toma, Leonr, j0ker>Suko also frequently interacted with this group>They went to an escape room together>Alex, Chrchie, and Leonr went to Amsterdam after TwitchconEllie>Toma said she met Ellie there for one day. This is Ellie’s only recorded interaction by someone else.Anny Group>Anny, Saruei, Eerie>Squchan also interacted with this group and tweeted that she kissed Saruei>Anny and Eerie went to Amsterdam after Twitchcon>On June 7, Eerie said in a deleted tweet that she caught covid from AnnyFurther Notes:1: Evidence so far points to Vedal not having interacted with anyone outside his listed group.2: Evidence so far points to Anny not having interacted with anyone outside her listed group.3: Mini may have briefly visited the Alex group in Amsterdam.4: Anny celebrated her birthday on June 4th in Amsterdam with Eerie. Out of all the “Neuroverse”, only Layna and Toma tweeted her happy birthday.5: Anny unfollowed Mini on June 5th.6: Vedal may have deliberately avoided Toma at Twitchcon. Toma unfollowed Vedal, Neuro, and Mini on June 10th.7: Information about interactions with other lesser known people have not been included here.
>>109127379Brand risk.
posted outdated information again award
>Added Mini to the Vedal club party to spread disinformationI see minifags are furthering the agenda.
>>109127772>2: Evidence so far points to Anny not having interacted with anyone outside her listed group.She talked with and mended things with FilianThis list is completely outdated and hasn't been touched since.
>>109127847They've done that literally the first time it was posted and we called them out everytime. It was never proven to be true and no one ever claimed mini was there
>>109127912 (me)>no one ever claimed mini was thereno one meaning no one who was actually there claimed to see mini
Femdal x Cerbro
>>109127996This but Cerdaddy
>>109127740I want to say those are different girls because of the different clothes and the way she wears her hair, but I suppose they could have filmed the segments on different days, and want to make it look like they have more female employees than they actually do.the girl with the loose strands of hair can be seen at 55 seconds into the Twitter video, and she's sitting at a different desk compared to the dungarees girl who dances. they both seem to be sitting next to the guy with the green jacket, though, so maybe there is some musical chairs going on.
>>109127996I think thats just the romance subplot of Inside Job
>>109127772bullshit aside, the fuck is that art
>>109127768I've missed you Olette.You must be missing Mini too.Glad you could reconnect with her before she moved though.Post feet pics.
neuro butt?
ngas want ts to be fake so bad
>vedal has been offline in the cord all dayit seems like mini has arrived to the UK
fake like your chatbot
>>109127816Can't imagine the chinese companies to give a shit at least.
>>109128193>still in denial
>>109128311Mini was the miniseether all along
>>109128277They won't do shit without ccp approval so the only way for it is to recruit grigga as a western spy.
>>109128198
would (you) actually run your own Neuro if an exact copy was made by someone else?
You can already do that.
When I say exact, I am including the memories
>>109128555neuro's appeal is as a streamer, a pa neuro is not neuro
make your own memories retard
>>109128584fake fan
>>109128584Agreed
>>109128555Sure, give me a 10k PC first
>>109074065 They privated the video but I'm sure if you ask nicely with a smug Mini image you can get it back>>109079990 I remember that post too, but I don't think this >>89701613 is the one, but it's the only one I found >>109123634 That's because I was busy (nah, what's there to talk about honestly)
>>109128852i thought you left /here/
>>109128852Vedal's menstrual cycle
>>109128877Currently as long as Neuro is still herself (by my own metrics) and still streams, I'll never truly leave>>109128889Already deboonked
>>109129000>I'll never truly leavefair enough
>>109128416ccp only recruits chinese people as spies, they are ethnonationalist after all
Vedal is just waiting for Claude 5 so he can update Neuro
Anyone but Mini please god
>>109129461Neuro isn't Claude-based, she runs locally
>>109129823Claude is Vedal's coding ability. New Claude means better Vedal, means better Neuro
>>109129823Yeah but who actually writes Neuro's code? That's right, Claude does.
Every copy of Neuro is personalized.,
Claudal sex
uh oh
I haven’t visited /swarm/ in over a week? Anything new? update on the whores/vedalbowl standings?
>>109130151idgi
>>109130217in 5 days /swarm/ will implode when the winner is revealed :3
>>109130217nurmom1 had sexnurmom2 is about to have sexnuraunt is selling sex
>>109127331Nothing to track, he just has an auto raid list that automatically raids someone that is online on said list. Whenever Neuro streams Lily tends to be the only person streaming lately. It used to be Cerber that got every raid before Lily was added to the list. It could have gone to Layna too but it just ended up being a coin toss.
>>109130278>nuraunt is selling sexis she really?
>>109130278>nurmom1 had sexwith me>nurmom2 is about to have sex'also with me>nuraunt is selling sexto me
>>109130313Go look at her stream right now
>>109130330I thought you were talking about Layna... My dick just got soft
>anny unfollowed michi on twitterInteresting…
>>109130367>Interestingfucking how
>>109130367michi had it coming for being brown
Camila will become Anny 2.0 with all the Vedal related comments she reads on streamthis was your plan all along wasn't it?
>>109130330
>>109130560Unlike Anny, she is significantly less mentally ill and Vedal doesn’t give her any offline BFE.
>>109130560Camila has been damage controlling for her and Vedal's relationship recently. I think shes already past the point of no return and is just keeping it professional rather than being Anny 2.0, she likely accepted the fact that Mini won.
>>109130608>Vedal doesn't give her any offline BFEYeah, they just act like a drunk married couple instead.
>>109130264Man what the hell happened to Veddy and Cerber? I deadass thought she was gonna win. Ts just pmo so bad…
why did this anon suddenly decide to be obsessed with camila and start with his ham posting a few months ago? it was funny at first but now it's just sad
bait above
>suddenly
(suddenly) and (we) seem to be trigger words for you guys
>>109130608>significantly less mentally illlmao
>>109131003after we found the forbidden cerber video vedal's interactions with her went down significantly
>>109131194that was debunked in the same exact thread it was first posted in
>>109131194yeah that girl is not even british the fuck are you on about
>>109131213it was, but I enjoyed the 5 minutes of the thought that we had a cerber sextape
>>109131323I won't deny you that at least
>>109131240>cerber pretends to be british to hide from her past
>>109131345>>109131345>>109131345
Erm!
cun~
kys
