>"A jar of your oshi's farts...that's pretty rare stuff">"Let's get right to it. How much do you want and why is it worth that much?"
>>109145575not for sale rick *opens the jar and deeply inhales*. it's for my own personal use
face to ass contact is better
>>109145575I want 100 grand, and i'm being generous, Mori's encapsulated brap should sell for way more.
>>109147438this
>>109148038100 grand for mori's farts? have you got an expert to back that up?
I got a guy...let me make a few calls
>>109148447Hi I'm your guy. Exquisite piece, exquisite aroma I can feel the fart tickling the back of my throat while giving me a boner, that's how you know this is an original piece. Dry aged for 15 years, in top condition. This could sell anywhere from 300,000$ to 500,000$ a jar.
>>109149121We talkin' loli or hag farts? Cause if it's hags the wetter the better.
>>109149445Clearly hag farts, you can tell by the pungent after taste that comes with it, it also coats your mouth and nasal cavity with delicate and soft fart juice, one of the best vtuber farts I've ever tasted so far.
>>109148415He knows what he has.
>>109149753>knows what he has>goes to a pawn shopYou ain't got shit
when is /ringo/ coming back?
>>109145575I'll fart into a jar, put a holomem signed postcard into it and sell it to you for 2 grands, anon.
>>109145575Some reality star was selling her jared farts for $1,000 few years ago but she wasn't nearly as famous as as anyone from phase or holo so, maybe $2,000 to $2,500
>>109150232Never ever unless the new mods aren't that strict but I imagine they still kill threads on sight.
>>109152906They don’t. The problem is there aren’t enough people to maintain the threads without having to make a new one every day. When we do one it’s active for about 100 posts and then it gets bumped every hour and dies during dead hours.
>>109153196Ah that makes sense
>>109145575i would rather have a jar of my oshis bathwater
>>109155162We’re on /d/ and have been for like 4 years. There’s good posts there occasionally, but it’s usually pretty slow.
