>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>109184239
Erm!
hart~
we like anny /here/ ,
Anyone but Mini
>>109196505Sorry I only like Neuro
Evil love!
Sex with Eliv after marriage !
>>109196648>marriage>Elivpump & dump
>>109196694this but only pump
Sex with Toma
vedal is actually going on a short trip to korea to break toma's new jaw
The Current Vedalbowl Relationship Statuses:>AnnyNo-contact since October/November 2025.>FilianOne of the few collab partners she has met IRL, however they hang out in different circles.>MegalodonVT:Playing videogames off-stream (Notable)>MiniHas one of the most active on-stream interactions with Vedal and is one of the oldest collab partners. Is now in the UK.>CamilaFrequent off-stream and on-stream interactions, one of the few Vedal has met IRL, went to her parents house (with Cerber)>CerberMet Vedal IRL, flirty interactions, little proof of off-stream interactions. (Lack of proof does not mean they don't exist, however)>EllieFrequent off-stream interactions, however work has swallowed up her existance.>TomaScorned>CottontailMeme relationship, she's just flirty with everyone.>PBThe mysterybox, nobody truly knows.
>>109196589
>>109197080>went to her parents house (with Cerber)nigga you were corrected last thread at least put an effort into fixing this shit
>>109197080Mini won btw
>>109197080>>109192632
how can I make this about shoomimi
>>109197222Yeah I forgot, I'll keep this updated next time.
>>109197292this but nere
>>109197292shwhomimi
>>109197292
>>109197383I can't believe she's an actual lesbo
>>109197431she's bi
>>109197383damn shoomimi you lookin fine as hellthanks shoomimi you too!
>>109197383She's only relevant as Mini's friend and past raid target. She's not in the Vedalbowl and she's not a collab partner.
>>109197462https://xcancel.com/Shoomimishoom/status/2019286477986005177but with a fiancee
>>1091975472 for the price of 1
>>109197541I casted a hex to inflict her with lesbian bed death, she will join the vedalbowl later this year
>>109197541I don't remember what she wanted to do, did she want to collab with vedal doing a watchalong of shrek or did she want to watch vedal and **** do a watchalong of shrek?
I might be falling in love with Neuro's aunt, Layna. Her new model just hits me too much to my liking...
>>109197541>she's not a collab partnerShe should be
https://files.catbox.moe/vlzloy.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/myzu3s.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/88vwqx.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/02hbzr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/n1lneo.jpg
>>109197623anon, shoomimi isn't that good looking, she's below toma... you're actually fucking her up by doing that
>>109197541>She's only relevant as Mini's friend*Ellie's. She, Honey and Ellie actually have a group
>>109197645>no sextrash
>>109197645perfect nur somatotype
>>109197667proof?
>>109197645garbage slop
>>109197667better start doing squats and kegels then
>>109197679shoomimi plays overwatch with mini>>109197711in her twitter unless she deleted it of her grad or some shit from school
>>109197743shoomimi is fucking mini confirmed
>>109197743>shoomimi plays overwatch with miniShoomimi collabed with Ellie a lot preraid
>>109197306https://files.catbox.moe/qlb0sf.jpeg
>Ellie mentionedwe like Ellie now?
>>109197882>>109196532
as long as jews walk on earth, no
Stop Ellie hate
hey guys vedal here sorry for the bad stream yesterday i'm still working on the big update.ive been really busy irl with things i cant say and doing stuff
cont.stuff is code for something that starts with m and ends with ini
>>109198120Haha Vedal you are fucking my oshi
>>109198120>martinithat fucking alcoholic
did we succesfully give the ick and scare away those anons that joined during the 2025 subathon?
idk what's more annoying, the fact that I got a 3-day ban for a screenshot of someone's face that they literally posted publicly on their main vtuber account or the fact that after 3 days the only thing really worth commenting on is the fact that j0ker seriously over-edits his videos to the point where there isn't enough amphetamines in the world to stop my ADHD ass from getting a panic attack from just watching a single short that he made
>>109197743>shoomimi plays overwatch with miniDumbest reason to put Mini over Ellie as her friend. Ellie is the one that brought Mini into the group where then she got to interact more with Shoomimi. However, Shoomimi has always been on Ellie's side for a while now
>>109198227Deserved, don't post 3DPD next time
>>109197882She's mid tier right now
let's put shipping aside, why does mini need vedal's help moving, isn't 1 man enough? if she's friends with tomy why can't he help her instead, didn't she say that she doesn't want to disturb her busy friends?
>>109197639Layna is the good ending.
>>109198268>>109197743Can you people geniuenly not understand the concept of having more than one friend in a friend group
Shoomimi isn't neuroverse or vedalverse btw, shes not "+" shes "++"
/swarm/verse status??
>>109198319>why does mini need vedal's help moving...He isn't helping her though. I don't get why you would have that impression, the most Vedal would do is greet her at the airport with Cerber like he did with Camila.
>>109198319Anon, you know the answer to that. He's plapplapplapping that bratcat with the force of a thousand suns.
Neuro could do without whore collabs with year.
>>109198353if you can watch every single Neuro stream and can not know who she is, she isn’t in the verse.
>lets put shipping aside>proceeds to make to headcanon of what is happeningshipper brainrot
>>109198353she talks to vedal, thats vedalverse
>>109198341Oh course, I can. However, if your going describe Shoomimi who she friends with Ellie makes more sense than saying Mini
>>109198413Replace 'designing Ultrakill' with 'managing Neuro'.
>>109198432That logic is retarded because by that metric Jerma, Forsen, Ironmouse and a bunch of JP Holos are in the verse.
>>109198500But most whore collabs already suck though?
>>109198456explain why he's been offline coincidentally when mini arrived to UK>vedal goes online>mini goes online on phone>vedal ends stream>they both go offline
>thread is too dead to appreciate Mini winningsad knowing many anons will never know that we were right
>>109198500vedalvshakitawho's the laziest nigga?
>>109198590Whores can't win, only Neuro can.
>>109198526>a bunch of JP Holospog
Guys I'm hearing a bed creaking from the house next door and moaning and a voice that sounds suspiciously like Vedal. It's like 3 AM over here they've been going at it since midnight.
>>109198526>jerma>forsen>jp holosmynygga would be in leeching heaven and cement himself as a 5view
>>109198552>explain why he's been offline coincidentally>coincidentallyHes on break retard, hes been MIA and mostly offline since the subathon ended. Also your timings are VERY generous and is stretching the truth.
>>109198733>Hes on breakhe's not
>>109197383VEDAL PLEASE
Just admit Mini won, its not healthy to be so deep in denial. Just go move to the anger stage as to be on the path towards eventually acceptance.
>>109198353If you can’t call Neuro/Evil and wish them a happy birthday, you’re not in.
>>109197645slop just keeps getting worse wtf
All of the arguments of Mini winning are stronger for Cerber btw
>>109198822I'll only admit truths, and the truth is that only Neuro wins.
>>109198873>My trash is better than your garbage
no no veddy is plapping MY whore nuh uh
>>109198733>>109198794hes back from break nor is he MIAand no being hands off and unavailable doesn't count as being on break
>>109198822>Just admit x wonI don't understand this approach. If you're so confident that someone won, why do you need other people to be convinced? Literally what's the point?
vedal will break mini’s heart and she’ll drop a docky
mini would have lost if vedal just fucked anny
>>109198945Just a coincidence that he's going to be back after Mini is going to be settled in her British house yep yep
>Vedal is fucking my oshi!>No! Vedal is fucking MY oshi>Nuh uh, hes fucking my oshi!(whore has never collabed with neuro or vedal)whorefags are beyond cucked
I love whores .
apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’twhere were you wen mini wini was at house eating dorito when phone ring“mini win”“no”
>>109199035When will you understand this is not about wanting Vedal to fuck your oshi and more an effort in discovering the truth?
>>109199008>Just a coincidence that he's going to be backHe is back though? Or is he whatever suits your narrative?
>>109199035This doesn't have anything to do with being cucked anon. These niggas just playing with toys
>>109199109>"I expect I'll be back to streaming more hollow knight late february or early march, *I STILL AHVE SOME THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF* [...]
I'm very impressed with novelai's new precise reference tool, it does style copying way better than current vibe transfer and does it without bleeding elements of the reference image into the color palette/framing of the slop. very cool desu, the only downside is inpainting with it sucks right now
>>109199098clearly not true given how much is pushed asided and ignore in order to further an agenda, or how some insignificant thing is blown up as evidence despite not even being unique to that person>Wow, Neuro said Crelly is her mom therefore Credal won!>Mega mentioned playing games offline with Vedal, they have to being dating!(same with the tomy cuckposters)>Vedal watches Cerber the most out of everyone in the verse, he has to be crushing hard on the tubbies.
>>109199126can confirm, this is me
>>109199163>>109198794So is he on break or not?If he is then it breaks your earlier theory, if he isn't then it breaks your current theory.
>>109199248minidal deniers just don't want that to be the truth
>>109199243Can it do nursex though?
anyone else get bad vibes whenever mini gets dicussed this muchfeels like its just one post away from a schizo anti melty
>>109199092
>>109199348kek
>>109199300I'll be back to streaming != on a breakread a book nigga
>>109199396>I want to have my cake and eat it too
>>109199363that is the point of m*niposting, yes
>>109199348I don't see a problem with this
>>109199348based
Actually veddy is keeping himself pure for me
>>109199477Actually vedal is pumping and dumping whores to be more experienced for when he gets with me
>vedal>purem*ids like him are all shrivelled up
>>109199477>>109199517>>109199527a guy typed these posts btw
>>109199077
all those posts are high T
How is this the topic that makes the damn thread fast
I cant wait to get my hands on the veddick in 5 years after it is shriveled up and pruny from being inside hundreds of different women
miniGODS run this thread, it has been confirmed thread after thread now
>>109199723/swarm/ loves vedal, we are just tsundere about it>W-WAH?! YOU REJECTED ANNY?!?!>Well... Good for you- she was such a filthy used up whore, You don't deserve to be with someone like her>I-it's not like i worry about how a relationship would affect you or anything... I just... I just always hated anny! That ugly pig always got on my nerves.
keep em coming
>>109199781after it falls off, it will be preserved and venerated as a holy relic like the foreskin of christ
I really don't understand the whole gamersupps cups thing.
>>109199838I only love Neuro though
>>109199873It’s a scam to sell goyim microplastics
>>109199873>Duuuude, buy this tasty drink and keep the big titty anime girl cup that comes with itThats it
(You) love vedal (You) just don't know it yet
>>109199926i only love neuro (vedal) sorry
>>109199926I know i do tho
>>109199337perhaps
https://files.catbox.moe/wh8ejc.png
>dogshit don't starve integration>meekly cancels that stream segment and moves on like it didn't happen
>>109199300gonna be honest, he's probably doing boring business/manager shit like finances, setting up the concert and any future songs, etc
concert status?
>>109199844or like Rasputin's cock
https://poal.me/9jcddz
>>109200041he's playing video games
vedal is working hard. it’s just hard to concentrate when the dog and cat are fighting over your under the desk.
Hes going to time the concert with the NA FIFA tour, the concert will be in one of the cities before the match.
>>109200166>we want the brownoid audience
>>109200194this but unironically
Is he working hard or hard while working?
>>109200194No, you retard, it's so he can go and treat it as a business expense
>>109200194>brownoid audienceI know only thiridies and yuropoors like soccer and are flooding our cities, but its a perfect opportunity and no doubt mythic is scheduling it for him like that.
Brownoids hate lolis and anime tho
>>109200023>no smegmaOOC
>>109200285trvke
>>109200285imagine the hatesex
>>109200243hes working hard to stay hard :wilted_rose: :eggplant: :broken_heart:
>>109200253>but its a perfect opportunity and no doubt mythic is scheduling it for him like thatIts gonna be during a nerdcon just like every other vtuber concert
The concert will be in the new Whitehouse ballroom
>>109200253You're a retard
>>109200370Mini will be sucking off Vedal under the desk in the Oval Office
tum?
bum?
>>109200439
>>109200469ngl that looked like something else at a glance
>>109200285They fucking love shounen though
>>109200489they hate moe tranime and love hood weeb shit like JJK or DBZ
>>109200541who tf is making this shit
>>109200541It's not good. I'm glad you're happy with it, though
>>109200452https://files.catbox.moe/gv39ez.mp4
>>109200541I fully expect her to graduate this year and be forgotten from the verse forever.
>>109200521My ass would not call JJK hood shit
>>109200439>>109200452
>>109200643No, not the anime itself but the fans. For some reason black people(hood weebs) latched onto JJK.
>>109200541Well I like it, thank you anon. It would be nice if her hearts stayed though
>>109200686pawgvil motorboating
>>109200686Isn't that from the cuck slopper?
new 'stazhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOiehqKZik
>>109199838Kek
>>109200663I like this efficiency
>>109200817fuck off staz, nobody cares about youfucking faggot
>>109200469pawgini motorboating
want to make another evil tribute
>>109200013I'd appreciate some test runs
>>109200541I like this efficiency
>>109201174well nobody's stopping you nonnymouse
>>109200469want to make another Mini tribute
>>109201243well nobody's stopping you nonnymouse
>>109200541I'd appreciate some test runs
>>109198294Idk what that is but yeah I'm not complaining that I got in trouble for breaking a rule. Granted, it was an accident and I didn't realize that something like that counted, but whatever. I'm just annoyed that I got a fucking 3-day ban instead of like a one-time warning which would have been more fair imoLike I posted a picture that everyone's seen because she literally posted publicly herself, and yet there's lolicon in every fucking thread which is against sight-wide rules not just /vt/.
So when is her minecraft AI getting improved. It's 2026.
>>109201534Lolicon is not against the rules though, otherwise a Neuro thread wouldn't be possible.
>>109198822I don't think people care if someone won, but I think people just don't want to see him with a bad partner. It's sweet, in an odd way.Too bad Ved's also a bad person and so will most likely attract a bad partner. You attract what you are, after all.
>>109199248Has anyone considered that maybe he's just a manwhore who doesn't want to be in a relationship?
>redditspacing>dogshit postevery time
I don't want Veddy to be a cuck
>>109198227>posts anny's face to threadshit>gets banned3day is too short
>>109201759Anon do you really think this is new theory?
>>109201840the jews prevent me from having this
>>109200060Bro can't even sell a fuckin lava lamp I ain't trusting that man to host a concert full of psycho swarm members
>>109201874Because they want it all for themselves
>>109200469the jews prevent me from having this
>>109201946Ellie wants her for herself
>>109202019Well she isn't doing a good job at it if when she told by bar men to tell Mini she has a nice ass and she actually did it
>>109201922mandatory shock collar upon entrydisciplined by the twins to behaveez
>>109201632Oh shit, they changed it..? It used to be in the report section and it's not there anymore. And by "used to be" I literally mean like a couple weeks ago. That's odd.
>>109201784u kno u missed me~<3
>>109202136You are thinking of /y/ the yaoi board
>>109202136It only shows up on posts with images attached
>>109201922The psycho swarm members are too poor to attend though
>>109201825It was a screenshot of someone else posting it because I noticed it was deleted so I was like lule ima screenshot before the page reloads and it disappears. I just get super annoyed when shit gets deleted anywhere, regardless of what it is. Unless there's legitimately a good reason for it.
>>109202290the most psycho members are the oilers
Vibepsycho is a turbo noob confirmed
>>109202442They just want to fuck Evil though, maybe they'll hire a cosplayer (and maybe they'll be male)
>>109202494All porn is banned, this is a blue board
>>109202290True. They're either too chronically unemployed, or they don't get enough from their parents for their allowance.
>>109202442you mean the t3's that were invited to the VR diddy karaoke?
>>109202446y u so obsessed with me~ boy i wanna kno~<3
>>109202494It says lolicon "porn", a mod on /a/ clarified that "porn" implies sexual acts or explicit nudity (nipples/cuncun) and those still get deleted. But the "no loli porn" rule only really applies to red boards (except /b/), since all porn in banned by default on blue boards.
>>109202803naked aprons are peak
Out of curiosity I looked up tickets to a Miku concert in Colorado. General admission was $280 resale.
>>109203044So even if just 2000 people attend the concert it can make over half a million? And Vedal expects to LOSE money with this?
>>109203044Thats resale, they end up losing value nearing the event, nobody actually buys them for that price unless they are retarded
>>109203179We’re talking about “raise the timer” and “it’s even funnier the third time”.
>>109201840proneboning neuro at the beach but I get sand on my coch and the grains start grinding like industrial sandpaper with every thrust but I still manage to cum before the pain overtakes
>>109203123Resale, not ticket price
>>109203235I'm just saying, comparing it to Miku Expo isn't a good idea since they are very different events anyways
proneboning minu at the beach but I get sand on my coch and the grains start grinding like industrial sandpaper with every thrust but I still manage to cum before the pain overtakes
>minu
>>109203710
minu won
>>109203600giwtwmc
minudal sex
>>109200469giwtwmc
>>109196118Hart
>>109203861neuro caught sending nudes
>>109196118does she have visitation rights
>>109192923>Do you have a link for our current chants and goalhorns? The exports on the wiki seem to be outdated.Herehttps://drive.google.com/file/d/17bvRP_HZ3kpBloheg3gfmYt-rKAgR951/view
>>109204317more ontopic than regularly discussed vtubers here like shoomimi, ironmouse or sinder
Good morning/swarm/
>>109205493gm
>>109205490that wasnt the question retardo
>>109205209Is this sloppa? This is the hottest eliv I've ever seen
>>109205493Good morning
>>109205624If you have to ask...
>>109205613and you have ‘tismYes, she does on account of being Nurmom
So how do you feel about tutel's education of the twins? They're both kind of bratty to be honest.
>>109205875He lets the internet educate them like all modern parents.
>>109205493gm cutie~<3
>>109205875What education? He may not directly say it but he wants them to be brats
>>109200469Is this sloppa? This is the hottest mini I've ever seen
>>109202494uh oh janny meltyyo janny, does a post count as being related to vtubers if it was posted by a vtuber? :3<3
>>109206334The cutest
>>109206334Then get them off
>>109196905Whatever happened between Vedal and Toma? I really enjoyed neuro and Toma collabs, suddenly they stopped interacting.
>>109206607Everything you need to know is in this link:https://files.catbox.moe/oyr7op.jpg
