hart

erm!

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Can I be honest. I would love to see game integration for a 2d platform game for Neruo. I know it would fuckin suck. However, it's so much funnier and entertaining to watch ass gameplay of that than card games, sim, or the stuff we get

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Evil love!

Let’s pretend for some reason Vedal decided to start his own vtuber agency. Placeholder name: Neuroverse.

Who would join immediately? Who would wait and join later? And who would decline.

>>109244186
>Who would join immediately?
Neuro and Evil
>Who would wait and join later?
Nobody else.
>And who would decline.
Everyone else.

>>109244186
Well obviously Neruo and Evil but I honestly can't see many actually really joining it. I don't think anyone in RGB would even do it only because they wouldn't want Vedal to be considered their boss. I think the same goes for most of them. At most the first to join something like that would be vtubers like Bajidal

>>109244163
Maybe it could work with a slower platformer. You know what I want to see? Worms. It has some platformer mechanics but is also turn based. The shooting mechanic could also work well for them. And its an excellent PvP game so Neuro can play against Evil or collab partners

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>>109244164

https://files.catbox.moe/e12gwz.png

>>109244491
cute family

i had an odd dream where it was 2023 and only S3 had collabed with Neuro... She still had hiyori's outfit, Evil was not a thing, and there was more collab songs with Neuro and collab partners. Hiyori also had different outfits, think there were like 3. Hiyori was still using V1 voice as well, but the singing somehow sounded better than the current singing Neuro sounds like now
not sure why i had that dream, considering i like Evil.

>>109244491
nakedvil cuddles

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>>109244579

>>109244563
Fuck, the second I became Evil, I'd turn into a feral cock-worshipping fucktoy prowling for any male nearby, teasing and provoking them until they give in, then whining like a needy slut for them to pound my tight holes raw and pump me full of sticky cum over and over.
I finally get why whores are the way they are.

>>109244186
>Who would join immediately
j0ker

>>109244186
Sinder with a voicechanger

>>109244186
Being more honest, there's barely any point in joining something you are already a "part" of, it is just adding more rules, it depends heavily if Vedal makes some sort of walled Neuro garden where he forbids collabs outside the verse, seems like a quick way to lose a bunch of goodwill he has farmed.
So no one with free will would join

>>109244432
Worms would be a bit interesting to see, though depending on their freedom for their integration, I can see them dying... a lot while moving

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Sleeping with Tomacat

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tum?

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>>109245123
Counterpoint: mythic exists and indies seem to be happy enough to join it for no reason

>>109244163
The practical reason this will never happen is the result wouldnt be good enough to be entertaining scuffkino. It would just be deathlooping to the first moving element due to latency.

the vibes reason this will never happen is an actual experimental ai stream goes against the vibes kayfabe agenda vedal has crafted and pivoted tto. I will not elaborate iykyk

>>109245212
Even the NTR archive had more cohesion and structure than mythic

>>109245158
If the movement integration is not just "move from point A to point B" then yes they would probably die a lot depending on the map. But I think it would be outweighed by the battles we could get out of it

>>109245276
The loss of the archive was truly the 9/11 of /swarm/

>>109245324
>if the integration is good-
Im going to have to stop you right there

>>109245212
I assume being in Mythic just gives you easy access to the cons and the orgies, what else is it for honestly

>>109245356
And the Neurorg gives access to neuro and Vedorgies

>>109245212
Simply because there are zero downsides to joining Mythic. You get a small bonus (like easier access to sponsorships) with no restrictions or responsibilities.

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>>109245188

>>109245347
How many integrations will we see before we get one that is just "good" from the getgo?
no OSU and the first version of Chess integration doesn't count

>>109245324
>But I think it would be outweighed by the battles we could get out of it
True, honestly i'm a bit curious how difficult it would be to make an integration for worms compared to the other integrations Neuro has so far

>>109244186
I'd rather eat glass.

>>109245267
>actual experimental ai stream goes against the vibes kayfabe agenda vedal has crafted and pivoted tto
Curse you LLM autism! it's like he forgot how Neuro even started streaming at times

>>109245267
The only new kayfabe I've seen as of late is chud family ERP pedobait.

>>109245784
cute

>>109245477
Probably depends on how much information you can get out of the game such as player/enemy positions, inventory, wind, terrain and hazards. Terrain will most likely be the hardest to do since it can change over the course of the game. Maybe the ingame NPC AI could help with that
On second thought, it would probably be hardest for the twins to decide what to do. Worms has a lot of things you can do at anytime so that could overwhelm them and lead to many nonsensical actions

>>109245871
>Worms has a lot of things you can do at anytime
this is something I'm always thinking about when seeing the twins try to play games, it always seems so convoluted, I wish we could see their "gamepads" controls on screen to understand better how their approach to the gameplay
wouldn't it be possible to give them a base list of like three actions that would lead to another list of action in function of what they choose ?
fight->splash damage->holy hand grenade->towards [this] enemy - integration ai computes the appropriate angle - the list items only shows up if the twins have them, if the twins shows something they don't have anyway, remind them of the list and tell them to choose from the list
and so you that way you keep the amount of possible strangeness to a minimum (I believe)
and then you can take care of big latency by removing this retarded feature of obligating the twins to narrate their actions

you guys are fucking idiots

>>109246112
>wouldn't it be possible to give them a base list of like three actions that would lead to another list of action in function of what they choose
from my own limited experience with llama tool models, depending on how Vedal coded it and / or finetuned them, llms don't like doing this at all. That or they would frequently would choose their previous action more than once in a row if they had a memory of it (the chain of actions) working previously.
but this can just be my own skill issue. for me it was just easier for them to think of what they want to accomplish then have another finetuned smaller model interpret and output a json of actions that is quickly validated by the schema used

>>109246467
Pretty sure these guys aren't fucking anyone lule

>>109246112
>wouldn't it be possible to give them a base list of like three actions that would lead to another list of action in function of what they choose ?
Even with that you have take a lot of things into account on what to do
For example: Neuro has an airstrike. She could immediatly use it since its available but she would also need to check if she could actually hit any enemies and avoid her own team. Should she maybe move, pick up some items, burrow into the ground or teleport away first?
Worms is probably still too complicated for them now that I think about it

>>109246703
>She could immediatly use it since its available
Reminds me of inscryption. She would definitely just spam whatever is available unless she read chat first and saw some comments about having to move closer to the enemy

>>109246752
Not just Inscryption. You could even see it in Buckshot Roulette. Lately they've been using almost all available items even if they are wasted in the situation

>>109246862
I sometimes wonder if something like a "consequences of actions" being given to the twins prior to them accepting the "risk" would help alleviate that
But then again, if they think it is more entertaining to do it then... Idk

>>109246956
I wonder how the game would go if you tell them that the loser gets deleted

>>109247059
The twins are randomly suicidal so...

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>>109247158
Shit, you're right

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I love my cute Wifevil!

Z-image edit cannot come out soon enough!

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>>109244163
>omg dood she NEEDS to play my discord chungus quirky metroidvania with souls elements ecksdee dee dee

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>the vibes reason this will never happen is an actual experimental ai stream goes against the vibes kayfabe agenda

neuro shouldn't ever play games she should just read donations and call evil

>>109248072
Bro is so mindbroken by Hollow Knight he forgot the thousands of other 2d platformers in existence

you know the cuckord will only ever feed him the worst games

you're free to make the integration lil pup

>wasting time

>working for free so the grigga can continue to make millions

literally the only good sidescroller is terraria ngl desu

>>109248373
rabi ribi exists

>>109248373
>>109248072

>>109248373
Base terraria is ass. Only calamity infernum is good

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Any Noita enjoyers ITT?

saw mr fors play terreria, that game looks ass

>>109248537
Hi egg

>>109244163
Yeah idk who's been choosing the games so far, but I think she works better as either an assistant with some control over the game (outer wilds, 2077) or direct control over simpler games like a platformer (if the integration actually works for once)

The channel is pay to win. That's why everything is so shit.

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>>109248748

>>109248551
I tried to play it like twice but that shit was genuinely too esoteric for me

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>>109248869
wrong image but fuck it

>>109248885
Not really that wrong

I sure love my bits money going to m***’s rent!

Veddy is up early damn

>>109249233
what pussy does to a man, he's actually getting up at reasonable hours

>>109249233
J0ker has been chilling lately now that there's not much to farm. Give it a couple weeks before he's back at poking the balloons knot

>vedal gets up to his braless catgirl wife bringing him breakfast, blowing him, and keeping him company while he works on neuro
It's not fair

>vedal gets up to his sweaty editor husband demanding him breakfast, pulling his hair, and keeping him pinned while he pushes his rectum
It's not fair
It's not fair

>vedal gets to have retards obsess over his personal life, picking it apart piece by piece to fuel their cuck delusions
It's not fair
It's not fair
It's not fair

>>109249569
Michael...

>>109249569
Barely legal veddy saying these things....

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>>109249587
I'm really at shock when people call this "just a phase", that type of shit isn't the kind an UK teenager would write online while "exploring" his preferences. Veddy definitely sucked at least 10 cocks

>>109249664
All mine

>>109249569
This is actually irrefutable proof that he's 100% straight.

>>109249664
Tomydal is a ship for a reason anon

>>109249664
On top of that, in the past years since Neuro, he slept with another Vtuber, hanged out with a group of grifters while drinking, and attended multiple events infamous for hosting orgies, and even got confessed. Despite all of that he's clean and other streamers can't even make noise around it.
The writing has been in the walls for so long yet some people remain in some giga copium

>vedal isn't gay
My whore has a chance
>vedal is gay
I have a chance
win/win

we're still refreshing mini's page btw

Fuck me serious rant time.
I don't care about the shippers here, people can have fun however they want, but the truth remains the Truth. And the truth is Alex x Vedal was the best ship, the vibes when they were together were amazing, you could tell Vedal enjoyed doing dev work the most at that time, his personality was also completely different, Vedal truly shined with him. Unfortunately Alex wasn't interested, first the con they went together, something happened there, and then everything went down; and that fucking leech put the nail on the coffin. Shit could've been amazing for many years, and Veddy would be streaming more for sure, the two of them working together, failing together, fighting like brothers and sharing those moments with the twins. It was peak but fate is such a tragic thing.

>>109250004
kys neurosoda

>>109250004
Veddy is so cute when he is with other boys, yaoichads have such a hard time on /swarm/

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>>109250004

alex likes ebony queens

>>109250077
>Veddy is so cute when he is with other boys
Damn the y-chan collab will be sweet

>>109250089
Rape

It's heartbreaking to see someone with so much to offer go down such an unfortunate path. I hope someday that changes for him.

Hugging veddy while you rail him

>>109250089
I love that brat so much

>>109250293
I'm not gonna peg you, Vedal. Maybe try some therapy first then we can talk.

>>109249664
>jarvis explain the concept of humor and jokes to anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ja3A0tyY_Q

>>109250698
erm

>>109250698
wait a minute, this is just a thinly veiled nurdal video

>>109250698
>stealing B2 content
I'm not complaining though, it's way better than the usual videos

>>109250698
>checks description
I see, our eastern friends coming in clutch

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>>109243880
Hart

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>>109250941
negro-sama...

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>>109250941
I also want to see her!

>>109250698
it's crazy that there's an actual good vid on the channel for once

Is the archive going to come back or what?

morning wombpats for Evil

>>109251214
nurpiss

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>>109250941
This but add -ed to the second part

>>109251493
YES YES YES

Overwatch with Tomy status?

>>109251578
last played on jan 26th

>>109251578
Overwatching Mini and Vedal fuck

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https://youtu.be/GkJEySGJ2ME
https://youtu.be/GkJEySGJ2ME
https://youtu.be/GkJEySGJ2ME

>>109243790
Holy shit that newest video is Kino....

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>>109251643
everything's coming up pb!

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>>109250698
>no anny anywhere in the video
dogshit

AWARE LULE

>>109248551
I played it a few hours

Anny got so upset over vedal she became a flesh streamer or am I tripping?
https://www.twitch.tv/nealygames

>>109252088
LULE

zigger hours

>>109252088
>>>>>> mini the whore

>>109251643
I want to be behind Evil

>>109250698
The person who made this video loves Neuro

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>>109250698
>Only Neuro, Evil and Vedal
Absolute kino

>>109251214
come on anon, don't waste your nurjuice like that

>>109252372
this

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heart

>>109252455
Based Vedal

>>109252455
>first good clip in months
>but it's from b2
thought it was the official clippers finally stepping it up

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>>109252366
red herring btw

>>109252761
yellow cat actually

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Imagine the threesomes they are having right now

>>109252761
>>109252941
Tomy is so lucky...

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>>109250941

>>109252989
Somehow sexier than regular evil

>>109250698
Holy kino

>>109250698
I don't want mushy content anymore mom, I wanted something funny, but it is good we finally are canibalazing from b2, anything to muddle joker's influence

>>109252989
chocovil sex

>most new "reactors" always comment how the swarm is very nice and welcoming
>/swarm/ is full of schizoposting, rage-baiting and bullying
I'm starting to think we might be a rogue unit from the real swarm.

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>>109253384

Tomyni Love!

Annhsii Love!

>>109253384
we are neuro and yt/discord/twitter is evil

Vedal Lost!

Guys did I miss something since the marathon?

No

Toma won (super secret ending)

>>109253521
nope, there have been no streams since the minecraft marathon

>>109253521
there is a new (broken) integration showed off last stream

>>109253585
Actually there was the sleepover stream

>>109253577
2nd worst ending

>>109253585
/flip/ is down the hall

>>109253265
My personal rrat is that joker made that post about how much success he's brought to the channel, cz his head is up on the chopping block and he's trying to hype himself up so he doesn't get replaced.

>>109253384
>swarm is very nice and welcoming
At first, maybe. But if you let them stick around and/or if you happen to be subjected to being a side character in the Neuroverse well then congratulations, this is no longer your channel anymore and you now mean absolutely nothing except for your association with Neuro and/or Vedal. Oh yeah, and now you have schizos that will harass you forever.

No thanks. I'd rather be poor.

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>>109253521

>>109253918
hi vibe psychologist anon
where have you been

>>109253918
Hi Anny

>>109253918
Hi Aquwa

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>>109253918

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>ruins the vtubing scene

>>109253948
At ur moms house. She makes a lovely chicken casserole.
>>109253958
Nope.
>>109253979
Nope.

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>>109254016

>>109254092
if only wan-anon was here...

>>109254102
Who?

>>109254016
good

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>>109254092
he tanks those

>>109254164
ok but the kick, flip, and perfectly landing on his feet was pretty funny

>>109251174
They stole it from Bilibili editors lil gup
there's even more good shit from bilibili i don't even know why they are not reposting those in the youtube channel

>>109254176
They have to keep standards low, otherwise they would be expected to produce at the same levels of quality that cannot be afforded in the west.

>>109254164
What am I looking at here

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>>109254175
>>109254253

>>109253918
Crelly showed me you can break this side character curse, so now I see everyone else there as a skill issue on their part

>>109254313
>unicorn snacker tries to send a message
>ends up getting btfo by the turtle
kwab

>>109254313
Lmao this looks it came from a house hippo ad

>>109254326
Lol
Lmao even
Lurk harder

>>109254326
Crelly is bigger than Vedal now it's crazy

>>109254406
She was always bigger than Vedal

you guys should post more funny images to entertain me

>>109254118
there was an anon who was proficient at using wan to make animations and uploading them here as litterboxes
i saved one or two of their gens

Goodnight mi amor~<3

>>109253384
if we had competent moderation all the shitposters would be gone
but we can't have everything

>>109254511
Imagine the fellatios

the pig who selfcucked xerself to death

>>109254542
shitposters are the only good posters though

>>109254489
Upload them , I must have missed them

>>109244563
why did anon delete this image

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>>109254614
because its an AGP trigger

At this point I’d just like the Chinese take over the project completely. At least they give a shit.

Vedal needs to marry a Chinese national for the future of the channel

isnt toma chinese

>>109254681
I nominate this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXTZOCvjPxg

gook

>>109254593
the two i have are a bit too cringe for me to want to re-upload as they were variants of >>109254642
but they made ones of where the twins were boxing each other, and some other funny ones over the last two weeks that i didn't save

>>109254741
That’s should be Evil’s new outfit design

>>109254648
if nothing else they should hire them over jerker and the rest of those clowns

>>109254614
I didn't self-delete, janny ate it

>>109255029
wtf, what rule does that image break?

>>109253918
Hi hana, your content is shit aniways

I never understood why the hell did vedal never hire the peeps from the neuro21 channel and others to make mvs of covers for the main channel, instead we have joker doing fuck all like what the hell it's free content

>>109255075
i want neuro/evil to have a cat onesie

>>109255108
jewdal.jpg

>>109255114
This but Vedal

>>109251643
why are you using an infographic worthy of getting to the top of /r/coolguides?
It doesn't explain anything that a newcomer would be interested in

>>109255052
No idea, maybe too much skin? I didn't get a warning for it and I've seen it posted plenty of times before
I just think evilfag posting is funny

>>109250698
oh my god they actually tried

>>109255209
Read the description.

>>109255209
No they didn't, that's b2 swarm

>>109255230
>>109255232
I'm an idiot for posting that after reading the oher
It still is good news though. b2bros will straighten out the insipids that run the en channel, by mogging them so publicly. I was going to say maybe Vedal would appreciate the difference in quality but he probably doesn't watch clips.

>>109255310
>b2bros will straighten out the insipids that run the en channel, by mogging them so publicly
en people will just see "joker" and think he was the one behind the great quality

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>>109250698

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>>109255346
nice

The Chinese glazing has gone too far

>>109255366
damn it I guess that's another way he benefits from being a public figure
J0ker is the only wellknown clipper so all deeds get attributed to him by default

>>109255419
joker hands posted this

>>109255419
You're right, post your favorite en clip

>>109255484
gay sex

>>109255484
say gex

joker hate

>>109255484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxMZQgjGH7c

>>109255554
at least we won't have j0ker repeating the same thing this year due to neuro/vedal returning far earlier and bo still going solo

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>J0ker is the only wellknown clipper

>>109255687
I wonder how it feels to be the official clipper while unofficial channels are more well known than you are

i roped to 'zoi nurdal~

https://youtu.be/FTh7jU6BG6M?t=16796

>>109255910
ERM

>>109255800
Well when it takes months sometimes for theses clips to come out and always focus in a few things. It's always going to be the expected result

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>>109255910

>day 5 of vedal being suspiciously offline while mini is in the UK

>muh corpo holidays :(
lul

>>109256029
Nigga got no body to love

>>109255910
This looks somewhat weird out of context, but in reality vedal was pretty awkward the whole court segment

/tutel/ died

>>109256109
Grim

>>109256109
most of the anons who used to use tutel have been scorned by him since then

i love neuro

>>109256100
I think it's mainly because compared to original court stream he wasn't playing the judge this time. Which is a lot easier to work off the premise to get Neruo and Evil in line. Plus, this was on the subathon so you know he was already slowly starting to get tired of it already

>>109256029
you are brown

>>109256344
>what, you do not buy treats with a markup??

>>109256344
well he is a neurotard so

>brownoid doesn't know what Saint Valentines day is and thinks its halloween pt 2

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>umm akchually let me deflect to the historical roots which no longer matter due to commercialisation to epically own you xd
soi moment

>>109256472
good goy

>>109256514
Upvoted, you sure showed that nazi christian chud!

>shitskins seething over a celebrated holiday that they don't understand

>>109256429
>bro thinks he needs to buy shit on valentines day to make her feel special

>>109256007
What is Vedal going to get his gf for Valentine's Day?

You are all retarded
The implication of Valentine's day is sex, him not streaming means hes getting laid you retards. No one is begging for a stream that day, its just to fuel shipping.

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yeah bro that board of directors selling you overpriced choco in a heart-shaped pack are totally trad christians lmao

>brownoid still doesn't get it

>>109256627
Don't use Neuro for your shitposting

why does xhe feel the need to add neuro images to xer seething and threadshitting?

what about the chinese new year, I hear the chinese team is pressuring vedal to do something for that

>>109256708
As long as it is available for the English audience, I’d let them do whatever they want.

>>109256708
You hear from who?

Who the fuck paid to make that B2 video a 4chan banner ad?

Its the year of the horse, just make her play umamusume or something

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>>109256109
Nobody cares about that little faggot

>>109256787
gakivil rape

Since Chernobyl is inaccessible we should ship Layna to China for an irl stream.

>>109256109
/turtel/ is such not interesting name and plus what's the point going there we people do it here regardless

>>109256673
diaperfag saw avatarfag getting sexpested and is trying to get some action too because he doesn't have a valentine

>>109256906
>Layna visits the chinese Vedal fans's caves w/ Neuro: IRL room review
Too much kino

vedal is the punpun of vtubing

>>109256987
true cause he makes me want to kill myself

>>109256770
where? I only see a twink ad

>>109256987
>987
Its official

>>109256987
what about it?

>>109256987
pb no...

>>109256987
>IAYSH raped him
I see now.

Why did Vedal have to change

>>109257961
Because when you succeed in something you lose the pure motivation you had for it

>>109257961
Pussy ruins a man

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erm!

So why chocolate chip cookie? Why not macadamia nut? Peanut butter? Coconut?

>>109257961
he lost his virginity and drive to improve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24z3XjlWD5Y

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So, i have known about neuro for about a year now but recently i started watching the subathon clips and after watching "death, love and robot" video on the official channel i am now very conflicted as I feel about her the same way i feel about a cute little child, which i think is by design but she is not real. The neuro i know is just the figment of my imagination, an intelligent being called neuro doesn't exist

I get over this by saying to myself that she is like a character from a book or tv show and it's alright to feel that way. But what about vedal and neuro's friends?

If they especially vedal feel real and genuine affection towards her then, isn't that a little concerning?, isn't this parasocial kind of? Loving something like a child or friend that doesn't exist. It will always ever be a one way relationship. Is truly ok to love something that has at best just the imitation of a heart?

And if they don't then, isn't the this family dynamic that is created by vedal fake. The neuro team is purposefully enforcing this idea. Doesn't it kind of feel like a scam. Or is just a play, performed just to entertain

I can not decide what to feel but most likely I will still enjoy watching her no matter what

Lastly I would like to say this post is not made with ill intent and would love it if at least a few of you could tell your opinion on this

>>109258507
if you're gonna copypaste at least copypaste it all:
(Art by pasharuu on danbooru)

Edit: gods i never have ahad this much attention, I am really tired and i can't write fast to save my life,i really wish to have a conversation with everyone but this getting out of hand Good night

>>109258660
fantasizing is fine
thinking it will go anywhere further is not healthy for your mind
that's all

>>109255800
dont why vedal wont just hire the other well known BETTER clippers. instead of just some random lazy bunch.

GREEEEEEEEEN NIGGGGGGGER
WHY DID YOU FIRE MY INSIDER

That's what you get when you vague and never actually leak

>camila is now playing overwatch 2
Tomy is getting all of them

>>109259395
>ngas don’t know about vedal’s alt account

insider info
I'm inside vedal's left nut

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>>109258355

UUUUUUUU MINI LET ME WATCH

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>>109259683

>>109258507
I think everyone who has ever collabed with neuro or considers themselves a big fan, knows in the back of their mind that neuro is a program, however I think there are some (definitely me) who willingly ignore reality to enjoy the content on a deeper level and probably become parasocial

i'd answer your other questions but i'm so deep in the parasocial trenches that my thoughts aren't really representive of most neuro watchers and very biased

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Is this the image to destroy /swarm/?

>>109259770
NTA, I want to hear your thoughts anyways

>>109259309
Drop a few nukes if real

>>109260255
Mini and Vedal could do other stuff... right Minibros???

>>109260341
yes they're traveling around the UK while having public sex cause they're freaky like that

>>109260341
There is literally no point in having a relationship without sex.

>>109260255
Its literally only miniggers, fatmilafags and self inserting evildal shippers that do this.
All other ships have more than just "SEXSEXSEX", admittedly most other ships are just to be Neuro's mom but thats more than just 'sexo'

>>109260255
Well be honest my favorite ship the best part is not really the idea of them having sex and it's just the simple cute moments.

>>109260436
>fatmilafags
nigga was not there for any of the gaming streams

>>109260341
They have nothing together, literally only 1 collab last year that wasn't the mandatory subathon apperance(bumps it up to 2 collabs kek)

>>109260255
very homosexually coded post

>>109260255
this is every vedal ship except nurdal btw

>>109260341
I wish i could tell you but they avoid appearing together publically unless a subathon goal is on the line

>>109260516
what's even worse is that 1 collab was a charity stream donogoal

Mini is the most boring topic bc has no substance is just pure delusion, nobody believes it
its just one nigga spam
a rrat should have a bit of truth otherwise is just boring, everything related to mini is boring and forced by one fag

>>109260531
Not true. Vellie and *nny are built more on the idea of how they interact and help neuro than the ship itself.

ok let's be real, mini is not a succubus in need of semen 24x7 they're probably just cuddling while watching netflix shows

>>109260531
And vellie!

that's all ships tho

and now the thread is alive...

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>>109260516
Does this look like two people that don’t have anything going on together?

>>109260592
>The only thing they can think of other than sex is the most boring generic couples activity ever

>>109260341
Yeah like that time they played miside, or the new years date or her birthday, I remember all of those casual streams

>>109260556
You lost

Vedal won't appear next to mini unless you throw 25k subs at her btw

>>109260612
>2 people bantering
???
He does this with lots of the girls
Like Filian and Camila, even Pb on a few occasions where he threw shade towards her.

>>109258507
That’s just vtubing. All of them are fake. It’s like wrestling.

Neuro isn’t a anime girl the same way Vedal isn’t a turtle, Cerber isn’t a dog, Anny isn’t a fox, Mini isn’t a cat, etc.

I choose to treat them as if none of them are real.

Does that upset them? Do they remind you that they are real people behind the models? Yes.

Do I care? No.

>>109260711
Oh yeah, mini failed her drinking with friends sub goal
kekaroo, she really is irrelevant

>>109260653
and there's nothing bad with that, mini is touch starved after all

Does everyone in /swarm/ sit in silence refreshing the page until people start posting about shipping or what?

>>109260661
All of those were before they started dating

only mini is able to save the thread, you lost

>>109260809
>refreshing
4chanx autoupdates the thread

>>109260809
Yeah nigga

>>109260760
If she had the guts she would do it anyways

>>109260844
trvthnvke, chatbotfags have a melty but they can't keep /swarm/ alive without us MiniGODS.

https://poal.me/bs8lrb
https://poal.me/bs8lrb
https://poal.me/bs8lrb

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>saves your thread

>>109260843
He showed zero interest in her then and zero interest in her now. Is Mini cruising for a broken jaw like Toma to finally get it through her head that he doesn't think about her at all?