>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/5d4hs0.png>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives are deadGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>109385336
Erm!
hart
https://youtu.be/wVNaRDHUcco
I will forever hate that yuribaiting whore,worst collab of 2025, i'm glad we all pretend it never happened
>>109399907Nah, it had some great moments, especially the starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyNA9mIbkmc
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>109399907This a lot. Glad her cover with evil bombed, lying bitch
>>109399930My whore
>>109399930>>109384995
>>109399949>>109400005>>109400021Im talking about michi
>>109399930
bring back this outfit
>>109400048
>>109399832>>109399892>>109399949>>109400002>>109400021>>109400033>>109400048>>109400061
All me
Evil love!
>>109399979>>109400122>>109400102
Insider anon here.The concert is gonna happen in August or SeptemberIt'll happen in TexasVenue is gonna have around 2-3k seats (depending of the availability and price)Vedal is gonna use it as a scapegoat to move there permanently, saying he's moving there for a couple of months just for the concert prep.For Neuro's movement, it's gonna be a mix between realtime (like the 3D streams) and fully mocap'd (like Boom's MV) because Neuro isn't consistent enough 3D-wise to actually dance consistently.Mini is gonna do the mocap (like when she did for Boom) and moved to the UK to make it easier for Vedal to pre-record it.
>>109400229>The concert is gonna happen in August or September>It'll happen in TexasAt least try for even minimal plausibilty
>>109400229
>last thread nuked3 days without vibepsycho LETSGOOO
Evil VRChat fan orgy doko
>>109400323/pol/fags btfo
>>109400332Be there or be squared
>>109399711>Catbox archives are deadNOOOOOOOOOOO
>>109400397>>109395633
Okay but where is Archive III?
Nootice the thread gets better with all archives gone.
>>109400418This sounds like he took it down himself, but others are claiming it got reported and taken down. Which one is it?
>>109400457almost like pedos are among the worst posters here
>>109400443The revival exists, but the url is currently private
>>109400517This but best
>>109400517you lost lil bro, why even try
Hi chat.
>>109400457Are we just going to pretend that the shitshow of last thread didn't happen?
tum?
>>109400681
i don't think i'm gonna make screencap of the deleted posts, there was like 3 different delete waves hours apart. i honestly skimmed the backread too fast to care
>>109400820This might be the most erotic clothed Nur I've seen.
>>109400576omg mini
>>109400229they’re gonna mocap their sex session and leak it at the concert
>>109400972imagine the threesome
>>109400833I still think it's this one
>Improves the quality of threadsTurlegodsMinichadsSkellybros>Reduces the quality of threadsAnnyfagsPedocucksEvilbeggars
>>109401079Big ass Neuro, it's a close one
https://xcancel.com/minikomew/status/2021957724146462817sexo nurse layna in game (thanks for the heads up mini)
>>109401181>the skin staplerIs this a game about Camila's weight loss?
Wife today!
>>109401553he's busy
>>109401505sexo
>>109401578>He's busyNot with Neuro, that's for sure. It's funny in a sad way that the main difference between this year and last year at this time is that last year we still had hope. This year no one is expecting Vedal to get back to work before July at best.
you guys still had hope last year?
>>109401633Well at least we got Neuro streams earlier this year. Vedal will almost certainly return earlier than last year as well, he doesn't have a choice. He has to announce the winner of the outfit contest unless he does something goofy as fuck like just make a post on shitter. I will say this 2 stream a week thing is ass though.
On this day last year, Vedal was playing TFT with Anny
>>109401744move on nigga
>>109401744>take a look on what /swarm/ was like in early 2025>it's actually the same thing as 2026
>>109401842It was the same in 2024 as well, just to a lesser degree.
>>109401714He'll be "back" for the outfit and Evil's Birthday (which was also the case last year) but I'm not expecting it to stick. He hasn't even started working on anything Neuro related at this point.
>>109401097You forgot the worst of them all:Neurobeggars.
>>109401842thread splits were way more fun than this shit
>>109401874At the end of the subathon people were joking about "6 months break again" and he said that he won't be gone that long again because he also wants to finish the Hollow Knight playthrough. That's if you want to believe his lies or not, but there is that.
>>109401904I'm a Neurotaker though
>fags begging for vedalkys joker
uh oh he's hallucinating beggars again
>>109401714Neuro came back 2 weeks earlier this year than last year. And I only believe she came back earlier this year because she is partially managed by other people other than vedal now
>>109402152 (me)Correction: she came back 2 weeks earlier last year vs this year
we won
>>1094023916 7
>>109402391
>>109401744>Last year, the scorned one was begging for his attention while playing dogshit riot slop>This year, the soon to be scorned one is beggin for his attention in his own country
tf is vro yapping about
>>109401174This is still really cute. The twins should both have their own pajamas
>>109402448Filian is the next scorning, Mini is loyal
morning headpats for Evil
>open pixiv>see our drawfag slopping it up with twins + a**y shitted "art"what caused this conundrum? did 2025 unironically mindbreak this place?
>this placenice try. but everyone knows it's months of unmoderated shitposting from discuck raiders
>>109402574Mini derangement syndrome ruined this thread, anons can't help but have a melty when they are reminded that Mini won and seethe at her uncontrollably.
What
>>109402599Whores can't win though, only Neuro can
hesRight but how is that related to what anon posted
https://xcancel.com/demenishki/status/2021975235994726741uh oh melty at the chatbot geordie in the replies ffs keeek
>>109402462>>109402592>>109402614>>109402634Who are you talking to?
>>109402574Link?
swarmies really go out of their way to find any bit of negative criticism don't they
>still pretending
>>109402687
>>109402712shut up deme, fat grifting whore
>>109402687>Obese boring used up cunt has 0 viewers>Everyone else must be botting!Kekw
who gives a shit
>>109402760everyone is botting though but it's not a problem that's exlusive to vtubing
stop ban evading
>>109402760deme gets camila/anny tier ccv tho
>>109402722Well he's not wrong about viewbotting in general, but i think people agree that most of neuro's viewers are organic.
who asked
Remember when the anti botting measurements of twitch only lasted like 4 days not even a week
>>109402833Shilily didn't like it so he told her sugar daddy that no more blowies untill he rolled it back
>>109402823In Neuro's case it's botviewing.
>>109402574He went to /trash/ and saw people posting that stuff and decided he wanted to do it too
>>109402862
saddy daddy
>>109402908
>>109402908Vedal love
lilydal power couple
>>109402622Mini won chatbotfag
>>109402702 https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/87760904/artworks
>>109403086vedal can't handle all of that let's be honest
>AIEEE WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF OUR PEDO SLOPPERS?!?!not my drawanon.
>>109403154Denial won't change the truth, and the truth is that Neuro always wins.
I had a dream that Cerber became very outspoken politically on her stream and ended up going to a protest while live. Prior to this, there was a dog that bit a demonstrator in the neck and killed them. Whether this was a police dog was ambiguous in the dream but it might've just been a normal dog that happened to be there, which is even more messed up. In any case, this event outraged Cerber to the point that she roamed the crowds and systematically tracked down the dog, then pulled out a gun and shot it live on stream. She presented it as if it was the righteous and politically conscious thing to do.It was very distressing to "watch" in the perspective of the dream and I remember feeling shocked at the casual nature of how she did it. It seemed very out of character and I was confused how the rest of the community seemed to nonchalantly accept it as a relatively ordinary event. The moment was clipped and the comments were full of people talking about it like it was a regular, quirky IRL incident. There were of course also those typical retards yapping about dropping swarm beacons.It was such a vivid dream that I woke up legitimately feeling confused and tense. Like I was trying to logically work out how the community reconciled how strange this heel turn was so quickly. It should be stated that I never dream about Neuro or Neuro-adjacent streamers. In fact, I can't recall the last time I dreamed about any streamer at all. It's just not a topic that features in them and I consider myself a consistently active dreamer. It left such an impression that I felt the need to summarize and share it here.
>>109403352tldr
stop i can only get so erect
>>109403352You saw a vision of the future...
cunvil lickies
>>109403352I dreamed that a gigant vedal showd up to my house, destroyed it like king kong, if you have a vivid imagination i implore and beg You, don't read any further, he then whipped out his gigant dick and flew away like a rocket using his cum as the engine propeling him away, all while flipping me off Top 3 weirdest dreams i've ever had
cunini lickies
>>109403456
ugh evil stream
Waking with Tomacat
>>109403771So unrealistic. He's an absent father.
>>109403771what da eliv doin
>>109401174I want this one. The rest have been far too tryhard
>>109403771>>109403820So cute
>>109402893This needs to be the gif. The super sped up one specifically
>>109403352>I had a dreamI think you posted in the wrong tab anonmake sure the tab is the /x/ thread next time :)
>>109403475This was not a dream. You don't understand how hard it was to keep you asleep long enough to build your house exactly how it was. You're actually a whole year older than you thought
>>109403352you probably saw some news article about a shitbull mauling a toddler and your mind connected it to cerber and decided to fuck with you
>>109403820Being Neuro...
Veddy... come back to bed.
>>109404033Oh to be a husband looking through the window...
>>109404033still looking forward to that eventual second collab desu
>>109404084BUILT for SEA cock
Replacing tuesday and thursday slop with minidal streams will save the fad
>>109404119This but unironically >>109404089Shondo will never do it because she hates swarmfags Vedal will never do it because he hates grifters (camilla is in too deep to kick her out)
>>109402823 2024 i would agree2025 I'm less sure about
nurmom live
>>109404289why is her neck so weirs
>>109404311Perspective
>>109404248Why? Neuro's viewership is consistant with her fanbase engagement and output.
>>109403655>>109404084you two may hate neuro more than any other threadshitter we've ever had
>>109404305>both went live at the same time
>>109404305>solo OWskip
>mini saying she didnt want to play ow without tomy
Not falling for your logs
>109404392stop using llms to write your posts faggot
>staz not watching miniWhore so boring jonh clips dosn't want to clip her
>delivery men were teasing miniSwiika is a cuck...
>cuckposters hate watching MiniLMAOyou lost
>>109404548It seems you revel in being mentally challenged.
/swarm/ making me do this baka
nooticing that mini gets hit on wherever she goes
>mini has "new friends" she wants to invite overDelivery man bros....
>mini has a friday the 13th party on HER HOUSE with her >new friends
This isn't going to be a good stream thread
random british club men are so lucky…
This is pathetic
>Mini and Vedal eat the same breakfastCute couple
>arrives at the uk>INMEADIATLY goes clubbing to meet new people and invite them over to her houseMiniKEKs want this to win btw
>>109404742Almost every female vtuber has stories of them getting hit on. This isn't abnormal
good posters are on the layna catalogue bait thread btw
>>109404642cute nurs
>has to point out that the man she talked to had a girlfriend
There is no point in hate watching mini since is not like the faggots that use her to derail de thread care for the true in rhe first place you are just making the thread even worst
>>109404854>>109400303
>mini was wet and talking to a random british manNew friends bros...
>>109404804she is a rave slut she is right at home here
>>109404642cute twins
I still dont understand why people think mini has any advantage over cerber
>>109404918adorable twins
>>109404942The unfollows have to mean something guysseee
>>109404942You lost
>>109404942sex
the “new friends” are vedal’s irl friend group btw
>>109405009You wish.
>>109403964anons becoming arc
>>109405009sure mini nigger sure
>>109405028>MINI skirtkys threadshitter
>>109405009I thought that was pretty obvious.
>>109405023Nah he might actually be correct. Mini was caught playing games with 2 of vedal's non-streamer friends
>>109405028>mini
>>109405009she unironically vaguely hinted that these are friends of "one of her friends" yesterday on her discord stream btw
Miini getting culturally enriched Right. Fucking. Now.
>mini just talks about her friends all streamso this is why vedal watch cerber instead of her
>>109405070Cerber won
>>109405009I mean that's obvious. She didn't move across the Atlantic to hang out with strangers.
>>109405108Her Patreon subscribers did <3
How can I make this about Nere
>>109405070already getting pimped out
>>109405009>vedal introducing his irl friends to mini so that he doesn't need to spend with her
after backreading, I gotta say, I have extreme echonigger fatigue
>>109405303>vedal “introducing” his irl friends to miniso hot, mini pleasuring all of vedal’s irl friends at the same time uuuuu I need to watch sloppers PLEASEEE IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES
>>109403655Good morning Tomanon
This match is dedicated to Vedal btw
>>109405594>blown>korean men
I wonder if mini lives closer to vedal or closer to cerber
since grigga dosent want to do a san valentine stream i will just make evil go on a date with me
Anny used to love overwatch...
I just heard a dog bark on mini’s stream
>>109405594>korean menom
>>109405594Tight as a virgin
>san valentine
ELIV
question for mini and anny posters who's a better overwatch player
>>109405691Holy shit Cerber won
>>109405714Idk but anny has been playing league for years and she is bronze
we are all watching mini btw
>>109405689>wonder why she doesn't play anymore
>>109405743I only watch Neuro (and Evil)
>>109405714I don't know how many hours Mini has, but anny had over 2000 a little over a year ago on the original overwatch
>shitvil chillslop
>>109405736lmao i think mini too
>>109405751Holy kek
>>109405009She has been playing OW2 with tomyomy, tomyomy actually won...
>Vedal's friends come and greet Mini>But none did for fatmilakekaroocute bf introducing his gf Mini to his friend group
evil is live btw
Boooring bring veddy in
>>109405847How long is this going to go on for
PEDIVAL
>mini stream starts>thread explodes in activity and discussion of her stream>evil stream starts>thread diesWe lost...?
>>109405901until you rike it
>Never miss a chillstream
Commit status ? did he fix don't starve ?
She's retarded
>>109406008that and the integration must be pretty shit if she can't read the result of five letters right
>>109405743>500 viewersLmao
Futavil harpooning all the baddies...
Great stream grigga
>vedal spending valentine's aloneminidalsisters... we lost...
>n*mi shills>cuckentine beggarsskip stream
>teachingslopAlways miss a shitvil stream
>>109406151Yeah alone with me
Even wants to fuck Leon.
so Evilyn is actually her canon name now?
>You can have her read priority messages during the teaching segments
I kinda like this actually
>>109406198No, it's Evil Ricardo Neuro Tremarky Smith
>no glassesone job
okay call me schizo but I swear her voice is slightly different compared to last week
my dad was so much cooler than me at my age
>>109406386we are not doing this
This stream is just ambien
heart
>>109406386when I get home and screenshot spam later tonight, i'll confirm
good one evil
>>109406432I'M BEING SERIOUS, maybe it's just been a while since I've heard her
>>109406536I've been hearing the difference since the subathon
God Evil so boring put Neuro on
she called us out
>>109406601Mini would be better
Koko in the chat
just testing stuff
Koko save us
Koko save us if you can hear us
Why do real people watch the red one
vedal is watching evil...
muted
ENTER
Thanks koko, now marry me
>interrupting contentfuck off
finally some content
lmao
Fuck you vedal
xdx |
They’re calling it the worst stream of the year
Based Koko, the only good leech
>>109406536Yore not schizo anon,as the resident evil connoisseur her voice is slightly different. Its basically the asmr voice sped up a bit.
Better than 100% of content since 2025
>>109406827Reddit ahh
>>109406822yeah the question content is fucking boring.
vtuber fatigue
>>109406822It was good until the leech showed up. The only thing that could make the stream even more peak is having Neuro here as well
https://poal.me/189u7v
>playing the healslutahhh the rrats
>>109406877I know exactly what you are
>it's no guys
>>109406925A real Neuro fan.
>>109406924>>109406925
AI sex-ed class when
i like koko, she is the only one that wants to talk to twins and doesnt just leech off vedalalso she has unique interactions with them and isnt doing>awww you are so cute!for 2 hours straight like other whores
>>109407006Eliv when she sees neuro’s cuncun
i like mini, she is the only one that wants to talk to twins and doesnt just leech off vedalalso she has unique interactions with them and isnt doing>awww you are so cute!for 2 hours straight like other whores
Evil teach me about the human reproduction system pls
>>109406807my poor little eliv
Oh my god fuck off already, fucking tourist leech didn't even watch these kind of streams until now
>>109407046This but urinary system
Shut the FUCK up koko
can this fucking crack whore trailer park spawn koko fuck off
>>109407112>taps the poal
Is Koko high again?
Cerber on the telly
nigga still pushes his manipulated pollslop lmoa
Holy shit can koko fuck off already?
>>109407138>the singular seething miniggerkek
Koko you should get in and tell evil that teacher neuro is better it will be funny and you will get no death threats
>>109407172?
>>109407172mini derangement syndrome
LEADERBOARD TIME! :D!
>>109401097>mimicuck has to imitate a funnier schizo because he is too fucking boring by himself.Lame.
>>109407232He's just like mini fr fr
>
I love you koko, now don't appear for the next 12 streams or you will get anoying
I FUCKING LOVE KOKO HER GENIUS HUMOR HELPS TO IMPROVE EVERY STREAM
>interrupts actual content>doesn't call during chillslop or partake in multiplayerepic
>>109407344We ALL say this
>>109407232>replying to 6 hour old posts
Neuro and Evil should have call-ins blocked (except for each other and Vedal), I'm so over these Twitch whores barging in
ENTEWR
I always imagine Koko jewishly frotting her hands when she laughs
>>109402808Pignoy viewers Doesnt count lil gup
ur not tuff for repliying to old posts
vro really backreading in the big 26 im crine
>>109407458Nigga we you act like this happens often when it really doesn't
Bro really threw a tantrum for getting called out lmao.
Crelly won
Principal vedal...
it's cute how Evil is focused on the class
Can this dyke fuck off already holy shit.
>>109407598It shouldn't happen at all during solo streams, collab streams already exist for the people who like them.
>>109407647Hey! evil loves men!
purist melty
>>109407646My cute little nerdvil
>the two negative votes on the poal are from crelly and vedalCute couple
>>109407715She is interrupting a good stream to yuribait with crelly for fucks sake, she hasn't said anything funny.
>>109407747Is Crelly even alive anymore?
>>109407754>Evil>Good streamThis is bait right?
>>109407770there's your answer
>has time to call in>has no time to keep her 'subathon' going
leech fatigue
I like how Evil give no fuck
>>109407781It hasn't been a good stream when it stopped being a solo stream
>expells the bullied kid instead of the bullyShe's a real teacher!
joy less fuckers in here
>>109407848she got blood on the floor. very disrespectful to the custodians
>>109407852no veddy has left me all chudded out
Don't respond to me evilshizo
>>109407940Evil tatas
>>109407940nice tits m'lady
>>109407852no whimsy baka baka
I hate women, put a vedal on and have him fuck the teacher for doing a terrible job with the students
>>109407940Keep coping evil, you will forever be flat
>>109408000Not if she gets implants
>>109407940Canon tittyvil
>>109408038>ImpantsShe's an ai, vedal can code a bimbo body into her if she wants
>>109408038boomer melty
https://poal.me/1n6hhd
numi in the viewer list
>>109408175
Lmao the leeching whores are actually hijacking streams now
I fucking hate Vedal
typescript shit is so ass
>>109408282This but Evil
>ok i'll let you join vc but only if you shill abandoned archive
>>109408140>>109408140>>109408140
>>109405551Damn, thank you. Will add to the collection
cun~
kys