Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSabaTwitter: https://twitter.com/samekosabaSongs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJoMerch: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-sameko-saba>Miss Gura?YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchAVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enjackbox Tee K.O. Shirtshttps://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko/96ca45e6f992c9530956ec2015096c06Previous: >>109355411
Pain is my constant companion. It's a shame one can't marry pain and have sex with it.
sex with fish
TFW I can't escape homosThis kind of luck will never happen to me again, ima kill myself
>>109468614Albert? Is that one of those ultra rare player avatars? I don't think I ever got one of those.
Thanks for baking, breadbaker.
forsen
Saba took a three month break for THIS!?
Only 1 hour left Kanikis, where is our japanese air support?https://x.com/SydusArts2/status/2022312710613139546Only 1 hour left
I'm guessing she's gonna be sick, or in 200 business conference calls to stream for us today. Damn business meetings, and on her favorite holiday of the year too
>>109470223Wait, let me get this straight. You're white, you want to be NTR'd by a black dude and you want Saba to be into black guys?In any case, isn't that typically a type of relationship that doesn't last?
>>109470223Hot.
>>109470341>In any case, isn't that typically a type of relationship that doesn't last?Yeah, but it’s only an issue early on for guys in a relationship in their 20s due to insecurity. Also they’re bringing in more and more black people into the Nordic countries as the years go on, so since Saba isn’t a complete hag yet, she can have her fun with multiple chocolate men while she’s still young. Once she hits her 30s in a few years she’ll be looking to settle down and THAT’S where I come in and swoop her off her feet so we can live a long happy life together. Even if I can’t satisfy her and she craves black meat from time to time, it still wouldn’t be an issue for me if she seeks it out. I’d be a very supportive husband to my fish wife’s needs.
it's the middle of february and she only streamed 5 times since november
Sex with a kanimouto.
How are you guys holding up? My oshis weren't able to make it for Valentine's either this year so I kinda feel you...
Impressive concert... a few dozen people and a small screen on a puny stage Oshispark is a joke
Goob morning outpost buds. Thanks for baking.>>109471582I'm doing fine. The mint concert last night was nice and her duet was really cute.
No stream?
saba badge!
>>109471914Goob Mornin' Bud!>>109473099For watching freakin' roblox, lol.
i think its done, i should not support her anymoresix years of wasting timei'm tired
Please Saba don't do this to us
You yesbuds deserve this fate
So what's numbers freaking out about this time?
>>109472572She's still learning to ztream
>>109474915One was billed as a stadium concert, the other was billed as a small intiment jazz lounge performance. Useless comparrison.
>>109474998And she'll never be doing the first again because of yesbuds that let her drop schedules
>>109475096I think she should do a sketch comedy show instead. The Whitest Fish You Know. Think about it
>>109475096>starting to thinkIt took you 5 years to realize this?
>>109474915I am happy as long as she is happy.Perhaps it is you that is in need of an attitude adjustment.
>>109475292Don't bother replying to the schizo bud. Just let it samefag and screech into the void.
>>109475292Sounds like copium to me
>>109474974Oh, they just know worthless faggots like you will always give them the attention they crave. You stupid fucking retard. Kill yourself.
If you keep giving her money for doing little to nothing, then she's going to keep doing little to nothing. Giving her money for doing little to nothing is actively going against your own interests.
he just got bitch slapped out of the towa again so prepare for a giga melty lmao
Today is gonna be a hecticly busy day for me anyway so it doeant really bother me.
Martin won't even let her give us some retweets...
>>109475402No, I've told y'all before.I love her.Love is unconditional.
>>109467934Fishe butt!
>>109475567On my face!
>>109475567on my dick!
>>109475541I love her too but that doesn't mean she can't disappoint me
>>109475567Sniffable
>>109475643
>>109475534He's busy playing vidya. He always is.
>>109475473Dont post this niji whore in my thread
>>109475541And she doesn't love you
>>109475979It's not an issue of love. She doesn't respect her fans. She doesn't think it's a problem to routinely disappear for as long as she does. She thinks she's doing everything she can and everything is forgiven.
>>109476061Yep, forget loveShe loathes her fans, doesn't even do the bare minimum
Still love her, and I know she still loves us.
>>109476139His monkey brain cannot comprehend waiting, he exists solely in the moment
>5 years of cope
>>109476194He thinks the love an oshi gives is entirely in streaming hours or on specific days. Numberfag levels of delusion.
>>109476229Expecting more than a couple streams a month and for special days is hardly delusion. Delusion is thinking she still cares
>>109476229She couldn't even be bothered to tweet on Christmas
>>109476258or new years...
Stop replying to the retard right now
>you're a retard for pointing out she streamed 5 times since november
>>109476335The people defending this are fucking pathetic at this point. No wonder she feels no guilt doing this over and over and over again...
>>109476372She probably felt guilt at the beginning and it was unhealthy and she learned to stop giving a fuck and go with the "I'm doing the best I can, fuck anyone who says it's not enough" mentality, but with the amount of yesmen who will support her no matter what, that means she has no incentive to ever do anything, and no punishment if she doesn't.
So what are the buds plans for today?
>>109476335You kinda are, though.>>109476463Busy day at work coming up. Gonna be humming the song she sang last night.
>>109476463watching twitch and gonna eat some enchiladas later. restring day today so no workout
>>109473099got the badge yippie
think she even watched mint's concert when she woke up or she's too busy working?
>>109476406Bingo
You picked the wrong team
Fish ass
>>109478021
>>109478165on my dick!
>>109478165On my face!
>I am happy as long as she is happy.Perhaps it is you that is in need of an attitude adjustment.
>>109478666Sorry bruh you can't corrupt me.Suck my cock buddy.
>>109470712"Once she hits her 30s in a few years"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>109475324I like this picture alot
>>109470712>"insecurity" kosher buzzwordkek
Not one valentines stream or announcement...she must really hate me
>>109471849>Why was the themed jazz show small>in Winterkek are you retardedGet back to me when your precious corpo stops booking tiny venues in America
This is looking fucking grim. We're already 2 hours away from normal stream time
Russian rep: A reminder to ukrainians that your imaginary girlfriend is cheating on you XDDDDDleaves*
>>109475402Oh yeah, sure. "Cope". Totally. Whatever helps you sleep at night, kek
>>109478021No thanks
heartless fucking bitch
>>109482483Sorry your mom cant be there for you.
>>109482483Listen, I'm sorry your mother doesn't love you, but this isn't the place to talk about it.
>>109482491Mint is such good company
>>109482483true story
She hates us
Once again, I must complain that schizos make it impossible for dialog. Does it suck that she probably won't be streaming tonight? Yes. Does that mean she hates us? No. What do you call that, like actual falseflagging?
>>109484490Maybe she doesn't hate us but she does she even care enough about us even communicate?
>>109484600Bro I think you had a stroke, are you ogey
>>109484628To be honest, no. It's been a rough couple days and no Saba in sight today isn't helping
>>109482686We know you're a numbermonkey no need to be so on the nose
gtfo avatarfaggot
>>109481910I'm watching Biboo tonight while Saba ghosts you for the millionth time
>>109485032Interesting that you had nothing to say to the monkey shitting on Saba, but jump to attention when someone insults Mint.
>>109485367The ones about Saba are all true
I just don't really care about biboo. I don't even hate her or pebbles. A lot of them are actually pretty chill. I just have no interest in her outside of porn and some of her covers. I don't know why this schizo latched onto her and has been desperately trying to force a fanbase war since she debuted. It can't just be because she's the only other holo en loli right? I just assume that it's the retard from numbers that avatarfags with her now after dropping ironlung.
>leaves >Comes back and drops merch >leaves again
I will forgive Saba again this year, but only if she hard confirms that her g-spot and cervix were thoroughly railed by a raw massive hulking black cock to the point of multiple long orgasms. No more subtlety, just a black-owned snowcunny that had the best dark chocolate Valentine's Day ever that extended well into the night and next morning. She must let lewd artists know that, if they want to be accurate, they should only depict her lover as an ebony stud with no rubber making her toes curl.
>>109485985Please for the love of God hang yourself already
how hard is she getting railed rn?
>>109486150Dooby is absolutely going to town with that strap on
I can't ztream
>>109486150Pretty hard im treating her so well rn :3
>>109485790A lot of pebbles are ex-chumbuds who saw the light after finding a cunny that streams around the same time who actually cares about and communicates with them
>>109486409I like this cute cat trend.
>>109486500Then those ex-chumbuds really were just a bunch of superficial fags who care more about the model being cunny than the actual personality of the vtubers.
>>109486042nyo, let us join forces, crubbie.
>>109486879All women basically have the same personality
>>109486338Kill yourself, yuritranny.
>>109486853I know right?
Heads up kanibuds. Nijisisters and tards from numbers are agitated. /mint/ also seems to be getting hit. Just remember to not bite obvious ass bait and as always love your fish.
Fear not, the napcucks prevent you from being the most pathetic fanbase
Seems like the concert really triggered Holo fans and pebbles specifically huh. Why?
>>109486879I don't blame them. It's not easy loving Gura/Saba
>>109486943No, they really don't. How the fuck do you watch vtubers and think that?
>>109487262As long as they don't have a bad personality they'll be fine enough. Biboo is fine
>>109487151This might explain why>Raora might be getting deported>FWMC suddenly had take a break right before Valentine's day>Irys had a mental breakdown yesterday
>>109486500Is this why Biboo has to be botted and still somehow manages to be less popular than Saba?
>>109487455Calm down and go watch Fwmc or something, holocuck.Oh wait
>>109487316You just admitted to not caring about their personality, that's the problem. Like, what are you even doing watching vtubers if that's the case?
>>109487455Truth nuke>>109487573I do care that it's good which it is
>>109487455Whenever she's MIA, it doesn't really matter what day overlaps it.
>>109487744You care more about the model being cunny than the personality, which is cringe, and I'm not surprised that you are a dumb rightoid.
>>109487888I care about both. She doesn't need to be a personality clone to still be good
>>109487913You said you cared more about the model and, their personalities aren't even similar, which lends more to you being a superficial cunnyfag.
>>109488057>their personalities aren't even similarThey don't need to be
>>109485290My condolences>>109485367All of those posts are avatarschizo, retard So is this faggot >>109485607
>>109487035Thanks for the sitrep scoutbud
>>109488273And you're watching nothing lol
>>109487888nta but lol what? Superficial cunnyfagging is a trait we tend to find among your coombrained fellow leftists - Vaush the horsefucker comes to mind. The right wing mind appreciates beauty, which is why kaniki tend towards being right-wing and loving Saba's personality.
>>109488657The shit personality of ghosting your fans and abandoning them constantly?
>>109488438We just watched her sing as a guest at Mint's concert last night, low info retard. Sorry your real oshi - whoever she is - is so boring you'd rather threadshit here than watch her.
>>109487047And nijisisters, and vshotards, and phasefags and etc
>>109488741Your mother abandoning you isn't a personality. No wonder you have no taste when you don't even know what the word means, kek
What's up with pebbles seething and raiding here? Biboo that boring to watch?
>>109488911It was half of one pre-recorded song. Throw up any previous time she sang that in a karaoke and it would be the same shit but better. This "appearance" doesn't excuse ghosting us today
>>109488952My mom isn't Saba>>109488911>>109488594>mints concertLmao
>>109489072We're the laughingstock of the board...gura why...
>>109489072Put those goalposts back where you found them saar>>109489108Of course not, Saba isn't a whore. Go deflect from your corpo's actual failures somewhere else.
I really hope that this is just him samefagging and that you guys aren't actually feeding the retard.
>>109489108>it's the /#/troon having a meltyOf course. You holofags really got mindbroken by one small fish
>>109487151>>109487326Why take it out on Saba? Are they retarded?
>>109489293Only whores hide their location and get fucked by twitter
Off to watch the myth dating show, will be back later to dunk on you pathetic fucks
>>109489768naughty girl
>>109489613>>109489667Holocucks are actually melting down. Oof
>>109489310It's like 75/25
>>109489768Me right now
>>109489613Twitter rectified it by clarifying it was a vpn :3
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>109487326What happened to Irys :(
>>109482483Look on the bright side. If you kill yourself now you might just be reborn as her child.
>>109491019/uuu/ is the other way, napkek.
>>109490562Other people had the vpn indicator when it rolled out.Hers didn't for a long while and then when it did it switched from Sweden to Europe
>>109491058You know what they say, birds of a feather flock together :)
>>109491132Except Saba isn't having her orbital fractured by Randon
>>109491000Goobai goonite goobluck
>>109491000Stay safe bud.
>>109491132Saba and Dooby rightfully dropped Nimi and replaced her with Limes and Henya when they found out. Fuck off retard
>>109491181Yeah, because she's getting it fractured by another man
>>109491000gudluck lil bud
>>109491321>napcuck literally can't stop fantasizing about cockImpressive really.
>>109491099It means the account was made with the vpn on, retard, lol
Year after year it never fails to surprise me how retarded she is that she can't even make a tweet for the holidays
>>109491099Also, some had vpns that werent detected day one either or for awhile. Literally an unfinished system you put your faith in. How sad.
>Hail Saba, still the /same/>The Doob is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus>Little Saba, keeper of light>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
MackerelAtlantisGureatAgain
I don't care about country schizophrenia but the reason why she's using vpn now is because she's been in Japan since late January visiting her 2nd wife Roa and doesn't want to be stalked
Sabaguraette honhonhon
For King and Kani!
Gura is Sabated
"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>109476463Out of a long ass day at work and no Saba on sight. Gonna hop on Helldivers 2, killing the vox engines is sick. Maybe drink some hot coco with marshmallows for this "special" day. Also, didnt Gura said that the best part of Valentines is the discount candy that you can buy the day after? Am like 60% sure, but it was an off comment long time ago, so am not sure
>>109491533They both should assault me in the woods behind the festival stalls TuT
>completely ghosted on valentines for two years in a rowyeesh
Both never collabed with malesBoth didn't stream todayBoth have blacklisted someone's name from their chatsBoth have founder's badge with this personSaba and Nimi
>>109491533You mean her first and only wife Roa.
Finished myth dating show collab. You guys enjoying what Saba put out today? Oh...
