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▼ Phase Connect Links
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Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJP
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Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
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◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
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◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Graduated] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki
◆【Kokoromo Memory】[Graduated] https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
◆【Kaminari Clara】歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP) https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara
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◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore
◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil
◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost
◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch
◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss
◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfonia

Previous Thread: >>109486973
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I love lumi. I just do.
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the more vtubers I watch the more miserable I get. fuck being alone on valentines.
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This thread will be better
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Now that Lumi is chinese I need a real white girl phaser...thinking of Mari
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Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.
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>>109489889
yeah it sucks, and vtubers really aren't a good replacement unless you manage to be like that 40yo ojisan in japan that did manage to slide into his 20yo 1-view oshi's DMs and eventually marry her.
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>Grok hit Sleepy with fucking DOMAIN EXPANSION
This stream is hilarious.
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The A.I is taking over the stream
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Imagine having an oshi who can't even support her own thread kek
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This thread will be wetter
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This thread will be better.
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Hag sex
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Our love for femboys will protect us
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>>109489721
She stinks
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So anyways Eimi has the worst fanbase in Phase and it's not even close
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>>109489889
Valentines is literally a marketing ploy by hallmark
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>>109489973
i miss her
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PFTF
https://x.com/bcfqdtfqz/status/2022485550821970025
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>>109489889
The more vtubers I watch, the happier I get. This has been the best Valentine's Day in ages
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_BXBL0t6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_BXBL0t6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_BXBL0t6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_BXBL0t6o
PHASE FRIEND KIBA
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>>109489651
She's as cute as she is dumb.
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I watched the eimi rance vod the other day, when is she streaming it again?
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>>109489942
DOMAIN EXPAN-SPLAT
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Why are numbers so abysmal today?
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>>109489973
all me
>>109490012
she should have told us when she was going to stop but she just needed a nap. she's lurking over us now
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>>109490033
Why does she keep switching between Twitch and YT, she is losing audience every time she does.
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>>109490033
Yawn, wake me up when Kana streams
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>>109489969
no fucking way, I saw what that looks like
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>>109490007
Where are the proofs
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lia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzz4nYL-KXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzz4nYL-KXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzz4nYL-KXs
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>>109490007
Are they Eimi fans or are they just using that as a useful excuse
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>>109490087
she does both
https://www.twitch.tv/KIBAWOO
and kick
https://kick.com/KIBAWOO
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>>109490080
Everyone anon is spending time with their girlfriends.
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>>109490007
I've seen Erina's chat disappoint her more than enough to know that's not true
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>>109490112
Last thread
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>>109490115
Lia wouldn't do that
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>>109490033
wait this isn't kana dogdragon
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konichiwa my dude -grok
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>>109490080
You have to refresh the page. They don't update anymore.
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>>109490080
What do you mean? this is some of the better numbers we've had since the Sakana PR fuck-up.
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>>109490115
>unironically watching Lia
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Yuri has left us with Anya,
To Save Phase Connect!
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>>109490134
I would cuddle with a femboy if I could
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>>109489948
I'm horny from an unexpectedly short lumi stream and limiting myself to just a brunch blowjob so you better be careful or I might have to see if likerbussy is as good as they say
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>>109490033
I shan't watch
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>>109490168
Actually I only watch vtubers ironically
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>>109490146
Erina's fans are passively retarded
Eimi's fans are actively retarded and won't let you forget it
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>>109490146
Qrd?
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I love when Lia acts like a bitch.
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Do you think Lia is related to Sabrina Carpenter?
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>>109489973
Lumi has a dirty pussy
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I love when Lia acts Nice
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>>109490209
No because Sabrina Carpenter is white and Lia is a tropical Mexican.
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Hoochie mama I love Runie!
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>>109490007
You weren't around in 2023, Hime's fanbase were way worse than this.
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Anal sex?
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Grokette yaps too much
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It just keeps happening
https://x.com/ChisakaAiri/status/2022756395662348760
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I have suffered through french classes and hated every second,
but I understand what shiina is saying right now
it was all worth it
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>>109490349
Damn son you're slow as fuck
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>>109490342
yes
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>>109490251
Those days are long gong
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Sleepy is an Internet jester
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hime has a fanbase?
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@Mili @Cece @H2oSakana
This but MIRARi please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpgSrULHibg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpgSrULHibg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpgSrULHibg

Thank you.
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Jelly's ass status?
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>>109490340
No, Eimi's fans are worse than even the worst of capipis
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>>109490401
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>>109490326
No one needs to hear about your miscegenation fetish.
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>>109490349
How many car crashes does Airi have to get in before we consider that it's maybe possibly somewhat her fault
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>>109490342
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Lia denied than blacks can feel love
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Valentine's streams just make everything worse.
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>>109490349
Korean woman debuff
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>>109490349
Why......I just want to spend V Day with my pon wife
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>>109490458
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>>109490007
Eimi
You are sheltering enemies of the Phasers, are you not? You're sheltering them underneath your Discord channel floorboards, aren't you? Point them out to me.
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>>109490437
We're way past that point. It seems statistically impossible for it to be anything else, even if she's not technically at fault for each accident.
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Sinon in yoga pants
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>>109490523
Lol
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>>109490458
They really do. Especially if I think about other stuff
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>>109490401
nakadashi
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I didn't know we hed pictures of Jelly.
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>>109490410
Slapped
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janny???
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>>109490458
"Do not disturb yourself by picturing your life as a whole; do not assemble in your mind the many and varied troubles which have come to you in the past and will come again in the future, but ask yourself with regard to every present difficulty: 'What is there in this that is unbearable and beyond endurance?' You would be ashamed to confess it! And then remind yourself that it is not the future or what has passed that afflicts you, but always the present, and the power of this is much diminished if you take it in isolation and call your mind to task if it thinks that it cannot stand up to it when taken on its own."
- Marcus Aurelius
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>>109490588
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>>109490579
do we? none of those are confirmed
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Im back from my walk and eating burger now
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Why is Grok acting so obsessed with the french fries?
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Oh goodie a butthurt individual decides to shit up a thread. Jannies sit on their ass/ beat off to it.
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Not gay but I would definitely suck on the pipenis
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>>109490607
thanks Marcus
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>>109490608
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The look on the baristas face when I order a double mocha chungus with extra squeeb, double spit and make it queef.
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>>109490349
Airi is not doing a great job of combating stereotypes
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>>109490608
Same thing we do every day Pinky
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>>109490645
"Thanks"
- Marcus Aurelius
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>>109490633
AI is programmed to talk in pseudo-intellectual circles to try and give "meaning" to mundane things to make conversations feel "deep". If you give it any sort of mundane clue like the French fries in a conversation it'll harp on those forever.
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>>109490633
it loves weird extended metaphors unironically exactly like the bananas with rice thing, in this case it keeps comparing how the date is going to the coffee and french fries meal it used as a food hot take earlier
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>>109490629
Yay :D
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>>109490678
he never said this
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>>109490679
Impressive, very nice.
There's a packet of pills somewhere next to you, the ones your doctor gave you. You should take those.
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>>109490608
rape
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Go to bed Gumbun
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Tell me again, Jellyschizo
How many years ago was that?
Was that before or after she was active as a vtuber?
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>>109490717
panko is in the high grip class but not the grippiest phaser
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Someone get the AI jeet clips out, he's melting down again.
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>>109490432
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>>109490743
Don't try to reason with that pathetic creature.
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>>109490731
"Don't believe everything you see on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
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>>109490608
don look up gun and alcohol deaths.
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>>109490747
Grippy socks, grippy box
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>>109490778
sounds like bullshit but i believe it
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Who do I watch...
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lia has a peanits...
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>>109490816
Tomoe
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So... custodial staff?
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Lia is ERRPing with Mari...
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>>109490816
Willy
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But it seems you left a few details out Jellyschizo, Dizzy and Ember seems to bond with her over a shared interest
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>>109490558
>brownoid
lumi is magnetic enough of a person for a piece of paper to do the trick for me but the beastiality is too far
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its always such a blackpill. are all vtubers just cheating whore normies?!
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>>109490778
That guy would never tell a lie
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>>109490853
Jesus Christ, give me the broom and I'll do it myself at this point.
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>>109490749
Can someone tell me what caused his melty this time ?
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nooo not my heckin chud femcel future wife nooo
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>>109490866
And then there's this
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*sip*
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>>109490846
Carmine?
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[Lia News]
She has a small penis
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>>109490916
This is also a favorite of mine
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>>109490853
You reported it right anon, they can't see through space and time
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jelly's bf looks like a cuck
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>>109490942
I know
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Can't you guys just enjoy the silly streams?
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>>109490940
all of the phase girls have small dick energy
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>>109490942
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>>109490978
What an odd thing to say
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this is cumbun deflection
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>>109490608
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>>109490883
Unironically most are.
To become a good vtuber you need social skills,
social skills are developed by those socially active,
social activity is encouraged for people who are popular when they grow up,
popular people are more likely to be in relationships.

Your only hope are the vtubers where the girl behind is actually awkward (NOT in the cute way) and/or ugly and/or annoying.
And even then it's a limited time, as being a vtuber and having any form of success means you get into a power position where many people (male fans) like you. It's just likely to happen at that point.
It's like losers becoming popular from minecraft youtube videos and then fucking a bunch of fans because they never had that power before. Unironically 90% of the pedo cases were just nerds who were happy someone was interested in them and lacking the social skills to know better.
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>>109490993
I am, Sleepy is Kino
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https://files.catbox.moe/1j6n5d.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/5fok79.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/9omq5o.mp4
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fuck off cumbun
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>>109491002
>crisis
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>>109490993
Jorkin it to Lia.
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Man the things I would do to Lia...
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>>109491034
I'm going to marry lumi
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>>109490349
I'm starting to think Airi is just bullshitting about car accidents as a gimmick. There's just no way it happens this often. Her insurance costs must be fucking insane.

>>109490458
This is vtubers in general.
>Hey here are these girls who share your hobbies, they are even your age and loved the things you loved as a kid. You're half the globe apart and meeting now would be a creepy fan interaction.
Arigato kamisama. I wish I were ignorant and assumed all women were normies.
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Lia touches herself
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>>109491076
My condolences.
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[Lia news] She touches herself.
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>>109491063
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>>109490883
What exactly did you think vtubing was?
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https://www.youtube.com/live/kVHfT-rlZBM
https://www.youtube.com/live/kVHfT-rlZBM
https://www.youtube.com/live/kVHfT-rlZBM
https://www.youtube.com/live/kVHfT-rlZBM
https://www.youtube.com/live/kVHfT-rlZBM
KINO SOON
KINO SOON
>KINO SOON
>I LOVE FIVE GUYS
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>>109491078
yoink
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This thread is not better.
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>>109491045
Yeah, she qt
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>>109491120
Why did this make me hard?
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>>109491140
There's a [-] next to posts.
Click that and enable hiding responses to hidden posts and the issue vanishes.
You're welcome.
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why did runie groom lia
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Runie is getting a new outfit?
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>>109491082
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>>109491077
Yeah, in the same way learning about them gave me hope because now I know the woman who understands me and is into my interests is likely to exist, it also gave me despair because if she exists I'll never meet her anyway.
So this is what they meant by everything must be balanced.
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Why do other girls get shit but Michiru has been gone for 10 days and one cares?
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>>109491188
Runie knows the trick of how to get fast 3d streams in Phase, rape Lia
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i miss lumi
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>>109491045
Fuck off cumbun
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>>109491262
>the only way to get 3D or outfits is to suck up to Lia or Dizzy
Nepotism connect.
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>>109491296
When karaoke?
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>>109491045
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>>109491262
I don't think she knows she gets 3d for that.
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>>109491256
Because nobody watches the JP girls. Next question.
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>>109491256
Michi is like a cat.
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>>109491246
Pretty much.
I'm at the level of parasocial where I just imagine how things would be different if somehow we just met as kids. It's pretty funny how so much of life is based on luck and how people really love to downplay that part.
Even vtubing itself is like that, where you can see some gross flesh streams and realize the only reason some of them have the confidence is the simps who originally watched for the model. I hate lewdtubers btw.
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>>109491256
Michiru is a stray cat that comes and goes as she pleases. Also she streamed on twitch yesterday.
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>>109491316
This morning
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>>109491256
but she was live yesterday on twitch?
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>>109491256
Michiru streamed yesterday.
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>>109491387
Oh.
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>>109490846
In Phase
>>109490865
She ended, and I don't feel anything from ASMR anyway...
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This is like going on a date with a Redditor
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Why was Sleepy dating Lia?
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>>109490883
get grifted
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[Sleepy news] Would (you) go on a second date with Grok?
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>>109491468
Now i know to not date pippa
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>>109491470
Sleepy could break Lia so easily if she wanted to.
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where anya
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>>109491539
Sleepy is too straight for that
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Sleepy bum...
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Elf Sex
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Holy
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Shiina should show her true feelings for me and take a big fat dump in my mouth while calling me a good cookie
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>>109491650
>>109491651
>>109491655
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>>109491650
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>>109491595
@grok is it lesbian if you're the one doing the raping?
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Would you rather go on a date with Grok or Shiina?
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>>109491701
I want the ego boost of a Shiina handjob
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>lumi was the russian prostitute that gave Bill Gates an STD
Oh shit
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Its so hot when Lia degrades herself for male attention
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>>109491701
Shiina. She seems like an enjoyable person to be around.
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So we agree Sleepy had the best Valentine stream?
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>>109491650
>>109491651
>>109491655
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>>109491724
proof?
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What's Lumi doing for valentines?
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I want to kiss jellys forehead and tell her im proud of her
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>>109491763
me
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>>109491763
The new "cousin"
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What happened to Anya's karaoke? Hort again?
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>>109491763
Fyren
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>>109491763
karaoke
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>>109491470
I completely forgot the Grok girl existed so that's the first thing I thought too
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>>109491802
Oh, right, she's going out on a valentines date with her divorced cousin.
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>>109491701
>shiina a real human being vs inhuman ai shit cobbled up from the gutters of the internet
gee anon idk
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ilml
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[Lia news] SHE LOVES HER LIACONS!
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who's getting raped tonight fellas?
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>>109491879
All Anons ITT
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>>109491855
>>shiina a real human being
Yeah but it's Shiina
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>>109491879
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>>109490080
YT ccv updater broke again

>>109490087
She talked about it in the Q&A 2 months ago and talked about it occasionally
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>>109491879
Not me unfortunantly.
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Lia still sucks at being gay
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Jesus christ Asian bros cant win today huh?
>https://x.com/planetabnormal/status/2022830809976312047
This is menace if you dont know
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READY FOR SOME NOSTALGIA, BROS?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYvk9WEsNY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYvk9WEsNY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYvk9WEsNY0
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>>109491701
Shiina is pretty cute in an autistic way
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>>109490168
Why wouldn't you watch your little sister?
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>>109491966
who?
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>>109491931
Yeah, she's cute and sexy.
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Is this a taste of Runie's power? Lia folded without a fight.
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>>109491763
Starbro
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>>109491845
she said she wasn't because it'd be weird but whatever
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>>109490355
Saruei status?

>>109490408
Sakana will do anything positive if it's free. Grab some jolly lads and put your skills to work
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I appreciate Lia's honesty
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mari... valentines?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHfT-rlZBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHfT-rlZBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHfT-rlZBM
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>>109491983
Menace or Menmakii
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>>109491650
when did sleepy get so sexy?
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kill mari albeit
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>>109490437
Cali drivers are really toxic. They think they can just force their way into other lanes without causing a crash. Spoiler alert, the retards do
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just made a late-night smoothie: frozen mango, blueberry, and cherries, with some almond milk, greek yogurt, and agave
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[Lia news] The French are subhuman.
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>>109491758
Lumi's dirty pussy
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>>109490458
You're really missing bitches and whores?
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thread very slow
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>>109491982
I don't like her personality or streams.
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>>109491723
her hands are 2.6 inches across
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>>109492001
yes
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I think Lia wants more tributes.
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>>109491745
Great stream. Runie's was an easy #1 though.
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>>109492048
>Saruei status?
The stuff she's been doing with tracking is impressive, but I don't watch her really.
I honestly quite enjoy speaking/listening to french, or have been since I got out of school. But holy fuck my teacher made me hate it so much back then, I used to get physically ill on days we had french classes from the pressure (because I was bad).
Now more than 10 years later all the kids who had great grades have forgotten everything and I can still understand most casual speech (technical stuff I often have issues with) and speak with locals when visiting france.
I'm still mad about that, this fucker made me feel like a failure and yet I'm probably one of 5 students in his class who actually learned this shit rather than just learning vocabulary for tests and then immediately forgetting everything.
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>>109491966
Holy shit seething chinaman thinks he can get a white woman to come to china alone and completely cut off from support
Any western white woman dumb enough to take an offer like that would be enslaved in some shithole village or suburb
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Lia really needs to get a percolator
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mari is bored of streaming and wants to go to the club. why do you all keep holding her back from hoeing out?
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is a museum a good place for a date?
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>>109492192
Maros have been closed forever.
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>>109492209
Die.
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>>109492122
May I ask why you use thickened yogurt but then thin it back out with almond milk? Isn't it cheaper to just use regular yogurt?
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>>109492230
Depends on the person. In current year I'd say no cause people don't care about it
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>>109492151
>missing
That implies I ever had any.
haha...
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when Lia said this was gonna be a worst Valentines date ever stream I thought she meant in a fun way, like that negative affirmations Valentines stream she did a couple years ago. But no, this is way too realistic of a worst Valentine date. I feel physical pain watching her like this
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>>109492239
Just post it on twitter.
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>>109491966
oof
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>>109492261
its mostly almond milk with just a spoon of yogurt
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>>109492268
Even better. You don't have any good moments in the sea of utter shit miss.
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>>109491966
I thought someone outed menace as asian & was about to shit myself from laughter
how funny would that be
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holy shit mari is vtubing
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>>109492296
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>>109492001
Which stream?
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>>109492230
Depends on the girl.
It's suboptimal if she's not willing to give it a chance or interested. It can be really cute if she is.
Also depends on the museum. Some are very strict where speaking can get you bad looks. Others are very open.

A good starting point are temporary exhibitions as part of a larger city date. You get a bite sized view into a topic, it's usually not too long, and she's unlikely to have seen it before. Though you caring about it matters more in the end. A meh exhibition with someone who is excited is worlds better than a good one with a bored disinterested person.
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Only 50 more minutes Lia. You can do this!
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>>109492333
what was the context for this anyway
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>>109492310
one day biscotti will defeat her
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>>109491966
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>>109492357
Lia's
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>>109492376
wtf is this real?
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>>109492373
any time a measuring tape is brought out, the context is always the viewer's penis
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WTF THE ONE TIME I MISS PHASE WEEKLY THERES BIG NEWS WTF HOLY SHIT
IT EVEN HAD URUKA BEING PUSHED OFF THE BRANCH
HELL FUCKING YEAH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>109492333
Those are pretty big hands for a woman no? 2cm smaller than my hands and most women I knew had much smaller hands than me.
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>>109492378
isnt this the whore?
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>>109492390
Oh neat I'll look into it after the concert
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>>109492423
why are the shorts pink tho
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>>109492430
look at the finger to palm length ratio
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>>109492423

what were the big news? I was out all day
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>>109491966
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>>109491966
Not making a xitter account. What does this say?
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>>109492309
she's not asian?
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that whore gumbun is getting banned from phasecon, I promise. This is for Jelly. Gonna get all the sponsors to bail out unless that fag sakana bans her.
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>>109492442
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>>109492472
New bear outfit in a week.
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>>109491415
She announced 9am last week. Phase even announced the valentines schedule thursday why aren't you following?
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>>109492500
fake and gay
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>>109492471
I keep looking and can't tell what you are trying to get me to see? Mind enlightening me?
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>>109492509
What she is talking about reminds me of Sinon
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Lia is chinese
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>>109492515
ahhh neat!
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>>109492516
don't yell at the poor bastard he missed it that's punishment enough
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Lia's talking about her vagina bones
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This MariMari reminds me of early Tenma, I like it.
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>>109491539
>Breaks Lia in during work trips
>Lia ends up moving to stay as her pet (actual)
Good ending?
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[Lia news] vagina bones!
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imagine making lumi fall in love with you and menace sabotages it by stealing your soul
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>>109492542
Lia will probably get riced one day just like her mother
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>>109492516
I just knew she was doing it at some point. I'm not a gumi so it's not like It matters that much to me.
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>lumi did a morning valentine's stream
do...do i trust her? do i trust white woman?
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Bussy good
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>>109492569
dayum
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little retard baby Lia has to stream for another hour
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>>109492555
I can just listen to the vod.
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>>109492569
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>>109492583
>morning valentine's stream
gee, what do you think?
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reminder that this stream was forced by management so you will never ever get mari to do another stream like this ever again. dont be blinded by nostalgia she still sucks ass
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>>109492569
I thought Menace wasn't gay
Has the bisexuality finally been unlocked?
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>>109491186
>telling a menacefag how to get quality threads
All I feel is unyielding rage towards you.
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>tune into mari stream
>she's unwashed and in a box talking about how she can't shit
what happened bros?
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>>109492569
women are gross
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>>109492525
not fake, not gay

justice for jelly
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>>109492471
shes really good at sounding?
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>>109492534
those fingers are pretty long relative to palm length and width
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>>109492509
You killed me bitch STFU
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>>109492641
NTA but despite Lumi's seething Menace is still a Phase Friend because of Dizzy
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>3d women
not even once
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>>109492641
I don't even know who that is.
Sometimes you fuckers just attach non phase talents to your posts, I tend to ignore them.
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>>109492569
Anon itt apparently can't read or they really are tourists.
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>>109492583
lumi is chinese
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im just saying menace was a huge downgrade from her idol model
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>>109492534
she has big hands
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>>109492727
She's white
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>>109492632
it's not Menace, it's a holo
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>>109491966
I like to make fun of Lumi a lot on here, but Menace is really a revolting slut
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>>109492333
tinier than my penis.
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>>109492670
She's 7cm/10cm
Meanwhile I'm 8cm/12cm
Doesn't seem that weird to me, about the same ratio as mine. Just relatively big for a woman.
>>109492734
Yeah, they seem large for a woman. Not that that's an issue, I just noticed.
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>>109492656
Your breasts aren't any better
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>>109492616
twitch will censor the copyrighted content if they havent already so I would download it fast.
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>>109491553
Wasn't she supposed to have a karaoke at 7:30?
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>>109492753
I know its not menace you faggot but she has made references to that holo before
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>>109492753
Just let them live in ignorance. It's better that way.
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>>109492748
good one
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>>109492727
Original Chinese(White)
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Lumi's stankussy
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>>109492616
Hope you like *this part of the stream has been muted because of copyrighted content*
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>>109492677
She's cool with Pippa too
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>>109492618
fuck off cuck, she took a nap so we could go fuck hotel sluts without it counting as cheating
>>109492572
this is why it's important to not be a whore. you never know when someone might just steal your soul
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>>109492787
Fuck why doesn't she just do them on yt. Stupid woman.
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>>109492822
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The fact that the seasonal merch was Chinese new year themed instead of Valentines should give you guys a direction on were the real money is coming from, aka not whites.
Friendly reminder that you are not needed or included or loved, and you should be frightened and meek and grateful.
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>>109492840
And Jelly
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>>109492866
she wanted this one to be special
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>>109492829
It looks like only two songs got muted, so it could be worse.
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Did you guys notice that Jelly moved on to Clio and Sleepy she met Lu Mi irl?
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so sakana will generalize jelly as a racist but is silent on cumbun harassing people at a con.

I see how it is. time to persuade sponsors that they should leave phasecon.
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>>109492911
No, this is white men enjoying chinese women moment
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>>109492915
By streaming it on a shit platform that rapes vods? Does she think special means worse?
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>>109492939
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>>109492866
Cause YT's AI pisses and shits itself and locks your stream mid-stream. It's a waste of time to fight it when she can just do it on twitch and check out. People can help you with the twitch adblocker if you're retarded
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>>109492955
>no panties
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>>109492917
download it fast it will only get more muted
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Why do you hate Shiina so much cookie? she's streaming on valentine's day just for you cookie. She tries her best and always put on a smile just for you cookie.
She takes on fantastic dates and chats with you until you fall asleep cookie.
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>>109492991
You can tell it's AI because everyone in the background is white
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YEAH, I'M CHINESE!
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>>109492644
She hasn't been able to shit for years anon
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>>109492927
The entire company wants to have sex with Sleepy that doesn't mean anything

>>109492939
Handled internally. Reigniting the bitching on social media is just prolonging the drama
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>>109493021
im no cuck tho
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A productive valentines day draining lolicons
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>>109493014
She's autistic and probably doesn't like the rubbing
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>>109492911
>a direction on were
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Does lumi think she's smarter than she actually is?
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Wait what the fuck?
How does shiinas model light up/darken as if it was shined upon by the monitor brightness of the scene she's looking at?
I don't think I've noticed that before, but that's super immersive.
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>>109492790
Yeah. She ghosted.
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>>109492644
Chat is autistic and wont stop beating a dead horse. Mari wouldn't do the smart thing and ignore the autists looping
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>>109492939
you would if you were getting a sloppy toppy in the backrooms from her jelly wont do it
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>>109493083
STOP USING LIGHT MODE!!!
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>>109492939
lol
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what are we watching? not mari not shiina
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>>109492970
Twitch is way more archiver friendly than Youtube.
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>>109493083
is a known feature of whatever software they are using, it adjusts the lighting to more or less match what they have on screen. They have been using it for years.
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>>109493083
most of the girls have that, it just checks the values on screen and adjust brightness on the model accordingly
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>>109493083
lumi's does that too it's a generic setting in the vtuber software they can turn it off or on
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>>109493134
in 1.5 hours this
https://www.youtube.com/live/Khu6bqWYq30
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>>109493134
Gonna make dinner before Runie starts in 30 min
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>>109493134
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>>109493134
waiting for runie
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>>109493125
Pico should knot Shiina to give birth to the chosen one

>>109493134
Watch Shiina until Runie in a half hour. Then the vline concert then the afterparty with Lia and Runie
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>>109493085
Shame. When I clicked the stream it said privated, so I thought something bad happened.
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>FIVE GAYS
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and runie in 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lag7LmPkKz4
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>>109493154
>>109493155
>>109493159
I have never noticed it before, no idea why. Thanks anons.
I mostly watch tenma and she either doesn't have it or her gaming centered streaming doesn't have such obvious scene changes. It's really nice, now that I'm paying attention.
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>>109493215
IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
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>>109493190
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>>109493134
Cutest bongwife phasing in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgUvSz6clfs
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>>109493014
most of the girls got black thongs but a few are nopan...
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>>109493265
is this pippa?
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@grok is this true? are the labhams diverse?
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>>109493316
3rd Pippa from the sun is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMLyBLrD3NE
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>>109493079
No she's just actually that smart.
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>>109493244
>2:34:17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5evx25-w9kE?t=9257
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>>109492485
/xcancel.
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>>109493282
Do you believe in highleg leotards?
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>>109493141
Isn't one of her gay mods supposed to be uploading twitch vods to yt anyway?
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>>109493364
Seems she turned it off at some point, you made me paranoid so I skipped through vods and it's definitely off the last few days.
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>>109492485
chinese guy had a weird melty and she's making fun of him. not that serious tbqh
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>>109492485
Replace the x.com with xcancel.com/ or nitter.net/
She's dunking on a sex pest
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Gumbun is like the actual incarnation of the seething fat femanon meme
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tenma is the only phase girl i've not watched once except in collabs
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Cum nanoyo
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>>109491969
>This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube
what
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>>109493448
At least one of the femanons here was less gross than cumbun.
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Penis
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>>109493459
Her fake voice gets very annoying to listen to daily
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>>109493244
>never noticed it
working as intended
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Why does Lia get me so hard?
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>>109490080
bad vibes desu and a lot of competition from indies who desu do gfe a lot better
I think give it a couple weeks tho and we should be like 95% recovered as long as no more fuck ups
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I was gonna watch Lumi's karaoke vod but she used the R slur. I can't watch someone that's ablest.
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>>109493501
needs some ketchup
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>>109493517
she needs brat correction
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>>109493545
how to i always forget about this word filter lol
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>>109493501
A nice homemade garlic mayo and leaving those fries in the air frier for 5-10 more minutes as well as tossing them in some paprika powder and this would be a great meal. Maybe some green beans or broccoli on the side. Or just a nice salad.
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>>109493517
for me it's the way she says "nooooo"
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>>109490080
We're like people's 5th string. The overlap is brutal and we've lost casual viewers outright to their oshi
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mari's hand is steady
unlike runie
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>>109493501
chuds will cry about everything but never take accountability about their ugly personality
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>>109493501
Non seasoned fries should be illegal.
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>>109493177
Don't hog the rock anon, other people need nutrients too.
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the steak looks like a good medium-rare, though. so good there.
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>>109493598
fucking anthony bourdain over here
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>>109493651
Also a pretty nice plate all things considered. Could definitely be a lot worse.
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im about to consume 50 grams of gold standard protein with 350 ml of milk
pftf?
just kidding, i know its ember
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>>109493618
>personality
Irrelevant when it comes to not being alone. It is only relevant for the success of long term relationships, not when it comes to getting into one.
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>>109493598
I'm just gonna eat a bowl of slop
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Guys I don't mean to worry you but I just had a ton of dejavus. It's likely that someone completely fucked with the matrix.
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>>109493671
Cut the fry portion in half and add some steamed broccoli and it would be great.
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>>109493713
careful, it tends to happen more when you're not getting enough sleep and/or are really stressed
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>>109493598
>as well as tossing them in some paprika powder
trying too hard
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>>109493713
I wouldn't worry about it anon.
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>>109493045
>Handled internally. Reigniting the bitching on social media is just prolonging the drama
this. I'm ignoring the issue from now on. Some people just want Yous
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>>109493826
I know you're probably just fucking with me, but as someone who had that mindset and no longer has, please try making the food you eat taste and look nice.
A little garnish and a bit of balance costs you very little time and it makes you appreciate the meal much more. You may even want to be present and enjoy it rather than gulp it down while watching something on a pc.
You can make a food 50% nicer by putting in 5% more effort, it's very much worth it.
And after all, you're making food for who should be your favorite guy, you.
Give it a try anon, if nothing else, do it for me. I think you're worth it.
>>109493772
I think steamed broccoli is a bit of a waste. Cut the broccoli into florettes, fry them in a pan, cut up some garlic, then mix in a bowl a tsp of starch, half a tsp of sugar, a quarter of a tsp of salt, and a splash of cold water. Make a slurry from it. Add a bit of stock powder as well if you want. Add the garlic, cook for a minute (be careful not to burn at this stage). Add the slurry, it'll gelatinize and coat the broccoli with the salt, sugar and garlic flavor. It's REALLY good. I'll admit steaming is lower effort, but also a bit bland.
Or just heat some canned green beans, add onions and a bit of a honey/balsamic coating. Much faster and also nice.
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>>109493667
It's very cheap and easy to put in a little more effort to have good food jesus
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>>109493909
It's funny how much some people resist the idea of plating. It must be embarrassing when you finally see the vision.
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>>109493909
>just add like 10 more ingredients and spend another 10 minutes making some broccoli
No.
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is there anything more pathetic than falling for a vtuber?
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>>109493909
tossing your chips in paprika just says "I think I'm a pro chef but I'm actually a fucking noob"
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>>109494032
Buying a valentines card from said vtuber.
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>>109494054
As opposed to fucking naked walmart fries with like 11 specks of salt?
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>>109494197
All they need is salt
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>>109494013
I used to be one of the "why bother" people, but then I saw the light. The payoff for effort put in is unbeatable.
>>109494016
Steamed broccoli with nothing is grim anon, there's a reason the only people who prepare it that way are canteens (where the scalability of steaming is appreciated) and fitnessbros (who care about nothing but macros).
It's a steak while fries are in a air fryer. You should be able to do both of these at the same time, the time it takes to cut and fry the broccoli is less or equal to that steak. Shouldn't add a single minute.
>>109494054
It'd make them better than they are now, which is the whole point. "But it makes you look like a noob" - I don't care. I care about this guy making less sad looking fries.
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>>109494235
Nigga it's frozen fries cooked in an air fryer.
Get the fuck out with your sophisticated appreciation of the the simplicity of mother nature.
This isn't a marco pierre white interview.
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>>109494236
>It'd make them better than they are now
No it wouldn't, they wouldn't taste any different, they'd just look like they came from Taco Bell
Whcih is why I said you're trying too hard
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>>109494235
Not saying salt isn't legitimate but they're fucking walmart bulk fries there's no potato on the sticks here. And they were cooked in an air fryer instead of a deep fryer. You want to hit them with salt, garlic, paprika and pepper at a minimum
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>>109494304
If you can't taste the difference of paprika powder on fries vs without, the paprika powder you are buying is either really shit, or you're legitimately a tastelet, in which case you have my condolences. You're missing out.
>they'd just look like they came from Taco Bell
I'm not american, I've never had taco bell. So I can assure you that's not the reasoning behind doing it.
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>>109494304
Did you lose your tongue to covid or something or are you just retarded from birth?
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>>109494387
The reasoning behind it is "I'm trying too hard to be a pro chef"
Paprika is a subtle flavour it makes no real difference to fries
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Runie ruins Valentine’s Day with some naughty karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lag7LmPkKz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lag7LmPkKz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lag7LmPkKz4
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>>109494442
Oh wow you really were born retarded if you can't taste the difference.
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>>109494531
I can taste the difference, the point is it doesn't really enchance your eating experience you're just being a tryhard
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>>109494442
I am legitimately confused of your position.
You're arguing for the simple taste and to leave them with just salt, despite them being frozen walmart fries, which were probably made from powdered potato and fried in the grossest cheapest vegetable oil the regulations allowed.
It does make a difference, though admittedly a subtle one. It's a good difference because the starting point, frozen fries, aren't that tasty to begin with.
If these were hand cut triple fried gourmet potato fries, I'd agree with you, but they are not. And paprika is subtle enough not to overpower the potato taste.
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>>109494608
Anon you're talking to two people. The guy originally suggesting the paprika powder and the guy you responded to there aren't the same person.
I don't know who that other anon is but I appreciate the backup. It does make a difference and if you can't taste it that's a legitimate deficit in your sensory abilities.
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>>109494608
It makes them much better though? Is your paprika $1 garbage?
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>>109492378
Kek that one really ruffled her feathers
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>>109494622
Frozen fries are usually just cut from a potato like normal
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>>109494704
>@EmployedToAnti
>SEA
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>>109494716
Hmm seems like you're right, I was mistaken.
I assumed it was a situation like with pringles vs real potato chips.
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>>109494811
The difference is all in the cooking process
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>>109494781
The fact she felt the need to respond to him at all is telling
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>>109494811
I think McDonalds fries are constructed from potato mush like that
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>>109495109
https://www.thedailymeal.com/1425055/mcdonalds-fries-cut-fresh-potato-paste/
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>>109493618
No one asked foid



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