no one likes her
I like her tits
The most interesting thing about Nerissa is her family. Her sisters mog her in every way.
>>109626710Go back to /ope/ jailbird
>>109626710I like you
>>109626710Nerissa is the Jerry Seinfeld of Vtubers. She's pretty boring and vanilla when shes by herself but when she's with others she's still boring and vanilla but you don't notice it as much because others around her are more entertaining and you focus on them.
>>109626710u must live in a crappy world then
>>109626710Korone likes her. Marine likes her. Meanwhile they don't even know you exist.
>>109626710You did the meme wrong, retard
>>109627677This but Ina
>>109626710I like her boobies
>>109626732>>109629224The only redeeming qualities after she got corrupted by erb.
>>109629179Fair point, I forgot she exists
She had people who liked her but she drove them all away for Twitter shipfags.
>>109626710you're right
>>109629152this is the phase board, no one here is natively english and understands the joke
>>109629151>Marine likes her.lol no she doesn't
>>109626710She's so hot in 3D streams the way she dances is sexy as fuck
>>109626710I like her a lot, whereas no one likes (You)
I need Nerissa to do BJ ASMR or I will literally die
>>109631337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_uzdKjw97w
>>109631688>one rare interaction 2 years agoHOLY SHIT SHE LOVES RISSA SO FUCKING MUCH THEY ARE LIKE BEST FRIENDS
>>109626710Only faggots don't like Nerissa. She is pure sex.
>>109626710Good voice, good model. Her personality is... just... totally bottom. Feel like she willing to bend over if someone push her a little
>>109626710She is second best in Advent after Biboo
I do, seethe
>>109631621she already did that though
>>109626710I think you are talking about Shiori, not Rissa
>>109626710anyone else notice how she always immediately streamed following a graduation announcement to "console" the fans? this bitch is cynical as fuck with her pandering
>>109632932Most holos are instructed to do that
>>109632817Eh, most holos have to have their pride destroyed to make it through the vibe check, so most of them ŵill act submissive
>>109632904Sometimes I can hardly tell them apart
>>109633024Only she did that, never even fucking interacted with gura
>>109626765She should've cut all contacts with her family and moved to Japan immediately after she's got this job.
she has early Council Kronii vibes where she thinks she's supposed to be the leader of her gen, but nobody cares what she says or really respects her all that much.
>>109626710I first found out about her in 2016 because of Yandere Simulator
>>109634960>>109626710she just needs to collab with different people, branch out. some jps and id, some of the older gens she doesn't talk with much
>>109626710i do
I love her. She's what got me into vtubers. Although I may like some of the others I've got into, they never give me the same hit that Nerissa does. Rissa is perfection to me. She's all I ever wanted in a chuuba, hell even a rl woman
>>109626710I like her. Plus I consider her the best vocalist of HoloEN. But I feel she's one woman moment away from a career self-destruction.
>>109638265>one woman momentAnd what would that be?
>>109638317Balatro electric boogaloo
>>109634960Kronii and Nerissa built from nothing whatever they have now which is great but holy shit how did they even get selected from the auditions among actual talented people. Im 99% sure they were nepo hires
>>109638887the sooner you accept hololive auditions are ran by incompetent JP with no english skills the better, there is no quality check it's a lottery
>>109638265>best singer in holoEN>doesn't singwhy are women like this?
>>109638887Nerissa very obviously got hired for her singing and translating JP songs to EN. Which is fair enough. What they don't realise is she's a shit streamer and just kind of a pathetic person who mopes around half-heartedly begging for subs/likes/comments instead of providing any interesting/good entertainment.
>>109639020IRyS sings frequently
>>109639020mogged by her siblings her entire life
>>109639036Not a huge fan of her singing, too nasally, much prefer the rat from her gen.
>>109639036it's ok you'll grow out of high note = good soon enough
>>109626710She isn’t particularly likable and doesn’t really have much to offer beyond her initial appeal as a sexy model and gooner magnet... she had her singing but she doesn't do anything with it. She tends to alienate parts of her own fanbase, rarely commits to anything, constantly lies(even when it's painfully blatant). Overall she comes off as very entitled, uninspired, stagnant, and afraid to step outside her comfort zone. Her decline since debut has been noticeable, yet she’ll likely keep coasting on that Hololive golden ticket for as long as she's allowed to..
>>109639257This is the issue I have with most of Advent, intuitively, I feel like all of them are lying grifters, except for Biboo. Biboo has cultivated a fanbase, not just because of her cute voice or hard work, but it seems like she is genuinely very passionate about gaming and vtubing.- Nerissa feels like she only joined Hololive because she wanted a singing career, but she is not ambitious as her Japanese utaite counterparts.- FWMC might have once had passion, but their whole shtick is marketing themselves as twins, and besides that, there isn't much there. I guess they aren't doing much wrong, since they are the English counterparts of Korone, and Korone's whole thing is: I'm a cute, retarded dog. But, I am very let down by them because their exploration into otaku culture is very surface level, and who do they appeal to? Horny 30-40 year old toddlers? Their content feels diminutive to its source.- Shiori is a huge let down. Her debut had a lot of intriguing things, but she doesn't even try to pander to the bookie audience, and her biggest attempts to be subversive are making her own audience mad and making sexual jokes. She doesn't come off as a deep-thinking, interesting character. Just a half-baked, slutty egirl with no intelligence and substance.At least with Justice, they didn't promise anything and retroactively shit on it, even though their designs, anesthetics, and concepts seem premature.
>>109626732>nerissa>tits?
>>109639676>correction>aestheticsFreudian slip
>>109639676This comes off as incredibly ironic to me, even makes you sound underage.
>>109639676>Fuwamoco>explains what Comiket is>we don't like Re:Zero, bau bau>says similar things in Japanese, bau bauThey are, at best, mascots to real /vn/ fans. They just coast on having retro vibes, but they don't actually express passion for anything. As someone who has been into anime for a long time, they don't seem like they actually care all that much about it.
>>109639852I miss old Hololive, it is all plasticized marketing now. The old girls felt real and genuine and actually had personalities outside of their assigned brand.
>>109639817And your opinion makes your seem like a filthy tertiary, company bootlicker. I don't respect the opinions of someone who consumes trash, just because it has pretty packaging, have some self-respect.
I like her, but like with FWMC she just needs to stream more. They all should take after Biboo for example, and they can do other stuff instead of just usual gaming streams.Shiori and ERB are the ones idc about.
>>109639983Ok, you're definitely underage. Explains a lot.
>>109640117>4chan methods of discounting an opinion: you are underage or brownEven if I were underage, my opinion holds a better torch than a half-baked counter-quip. Instead of using techniques to try and dimish me as a person, why don't you actually say something intelligent if you disagree?
>>109640117>>109640191Stay on topic, both of you. Nerissa sucks
>>109640191See, you're doing it again, this fixation with being "intelligent" or "deep-thinking" and having "substance" or going "below the surface" but then propping up bottom of the barrel react content like gaming.I can play videogames myself, at a higher level than any of these girls, even. I can explore otaku culture myself. That's all react tier content for people raised by twitch. What I can't do by myself is stuff like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-iI4-BkwXgThis is "their whole shtick" and their debut goals list was plastered with things like that. What made me want to watch them was having a sololive on that list, the ambition of having 1 million subscribers as a goal in there too, their commitment to the idol journey. I don't need to live through other people doing completely mundane things I could do myself and probably better.Do explain what makes any of Advent "lying grifters" but do keep to the actual definition of grifter instead of it being codeword for "people I dislike" which is how underage retards love using the word on social media.The mundane streams are important too in building a connection, but if being "passionate about gaming" is the whole point of Hololive to you, I can't even begin to relate. Akirose didn't even have a computer when she started in Hololive, clearly gaming wasn't the main point. They even launched a "gamers" generation to have that focus as a distinct appeal, but then Covid changed the meta and gaming became a much bigger slice of pie than originally envisioned.
>>109639257>She isn’t particularly likableProjection much? She's totally likable by everyone she's with, even with the JPs. She has that vibe and a great personality that makes you fall for her instantly. Total qt dork
>>109627432
>>109640819she isn't particularly likeable, as a streamer. you're weird
>>109626710I like her
>>109640819i can guarantee you the jps have not watched a single one of her streams and are only hanging out with her because theyre in the same companylaplus wanting to be dommed by her proves this
>>109640856>the jps have not watched a single one of her streams>Her streams are in EnglishI wonder why
>>109640954so don't make it a point retard chama
>>109640267Being intelligent doesn't matter to me, but I don't like the illusion of a character like Shiori being intelligent and bookish, when it simply doesn't fit her personality. It feels shallow and ill-contrived.While I like the journey of watching streamers I like get more popular, what is the point if they are just shallow and say/do things that the algorithm likes? The lack of genuine human connection is no different than an AI streamer. It means that anyone with a modicum of talent can ape a character without genuinely feeling, and I don't like that. You do you, but I don't like the modern day hollowness in holllow-live.I like Bijou, I like Nerissa. I am a huge otaku, and I personally cannot bring myself to like Shiori and FWMC at all, mostly because I had higher expectations for them.
>>109640267I don't care about them being great at games, or among the best, as long as there is a sense of human connection there. I also don't want all of the streams to be mundane, but I appreciate CC because she actually yabs a lot about things she loves, and that is more charming to me than a Vtuber bringing something up that they like during debut, and then not seeming to care about it afterward. It is shallow window-dressing.
>>109626710You can shit on her all you want, she'll never graduate
>>109629151>Marine likes her.Huge red flag
>>109642306I want Rissa and Liz to stay, and Bloodraven to last forever
>>109633059That didn't happen to most of en though
>>109642626that's because the vibe check doesn't exist.no one vibes with shiori and erb
>>109634859It would be pretty funny seeing her getting deported like Raora.
>>109629151>Marine likes her.Marine also liked Ao
>>109642961She can take Nerissa and give us Ao back, I'm willing to make that trade
>>109641076I think you're wrong about Shiori. Your expectations of her character gave you a specific idea of what she would be and blinded you to her strengths. She has a very distinct artistic vision and a lighthearted goofy sense of humor. She is unpretentious and does not take herself too seriously. You're reading this as unintelligent and insubstantial but I think that is itself a very surface level read. "Making her audience mad" and "slutty jokes" are takes you pick up /here/ rather than by watching her streams. Nobody is mad in her stream and she only makes occasional sexual jokes that aren't even that spicy. I suggest you filter out the noise you're getting on this platform, delete your own expectations (which don't really serve you anyway) and give her another chance.If you need her to fulfill a certain character idea that you have in mind (serious and analytical) then no, she will never fit that mold. But if you go in objectively and pay attention to where she's strong, you will at least appreciate why people like her.>>109642932Can't speak to ERB but Shiori gets along great with everyone in her gen plus autofister, takamori, and she's hilarious with IRyS, wish they would collab more. She also name drops Kronii fairly often, they clearly talk bts even if they don't appear together often. And of course, Zeta is her cat.
>>109643251hi s-team! Still trying to glaze Shiori's really bad song?
>>109643950Probably Shiori herself browsing /vt/
>>109643251>people who like herLike her 2 dedicated fans?
>>109644234she has more CCV and active members than Nerissa
>>109644274Not exactly a high bar
>>109634630>>109632932>cuckbud seething that someone's oshi actually streamsR U M A O
>>109639852VNfags don't care about anything other than retarded posturing about how their obscure bullshit VN that's never been translated or released outside of japan is actually for Intellectuals who enjoy True Art unlike the average pleb anime watcher. Nevermind the fact that if they were actual intellectuals they'd be reading actual fucking books and not VNs that think they're deep because the author took a philosophy 101 class once.
>>109643251Don't give Shiori another chance. She'll only keep disappointing you. The only good part about her is her fanart. She has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Everyone only says good things about Shiori because she's falling way behind her Advent members and Cover is mandating others to try and boost her image just for any kind of charitable subs and views. Without that, she's never mentioned, brought up, or missed whenever she doesn't take part in any event. She didn't even go to FES and had the other girls scrambling to stay quiet just to make sure her public image doesn't get tarnished even further.
>>109626710I like Nerissa.
>>109652129we know ERB, we know
>>109652178What does ERB have to do with anything?
>>109651240I just fapped to shiori I'm sorry
>>109654240it's ok Jurard, we know
>>109626710Just stream. No one cares if you release a cover a month. That's not how you build a fanbase.
>>109626710>is realmori and bae overlapping her outfit stream rn
>>109656579even her wife ollie isn't watching
>>109626765I don't know man, her sister Aradia tried to be a vtuber and holy shit she chose one of the ugliest models. IRyS 1.0 uglyNerissa herself is pretty boring, she just wants to be pampered and not work hard in games.
>>109643251Her reputation here wasn't that bad, until she decided to collab with male
>>109655793Manesan does not agree. Streaming is old hat. Concerts are the brand.
I like her thigh mole
>>109649001I know the bar for Saba is extremely low but Jailbirds can't exactly brag about Nerissa's streaming hours either
>>109649001Its exactly be cause she doesn't stream that her leeching the hooties and chumbuds was disgusting
>>109656890I still believe that aradia is just building up a bit of a resume to justify getting nepo hired into hololive. Her gross model doesn't matter.
if no one likes her, why over 100k people just watched her outfit reveal?
>>109626710me?
good
>>109626710I do
>>109665739boobs
>>109665739>over 100k people just watched her outfit revealDidn't happen.
>>109626710I like her!!
>>109626710I dislike her!!
>>109626710you both have so much in common.
>>109672871But why?!?>
>>109677088I’d rather not go into details, it would just come off as unnecessarily harsh. I’ll just say that type of personality isn’t for me
>>109626710I like her sister
>>109680040Which one?
>>109656890>IRyS 1.0 uglyeven that is being very generous
>>109626710i like her.
>>109656890If you know anything about Aradia from both Nerissa's descriptions of her and her own channel you'd know that she's one of those women who prides herself on being gross and unattractive looking to men. That's why she has a ton of piercings and body mods and shit like that. It's 100% on brand for her to pick a purposefully grotesque looking model.
>>109682387what is it you like about her?
Why doesn't she hang around Kiara again?
Nerissa doesn't like video games, which is perfectly fine, but she doesn't do anything she actually likes. Where are the cooking streams?
>>109682320nta but Malpha is superior to Aradia and Nerissa.
I usually just don't watch her, but that charity stream about making animal sounds was pure ass
>>109626710Kiara, Nerissa, and Elizabeth are annoyingly normal to the point of blandness.
>>109626710Ugh, this thread is still going?There is nothing to dislike about Nerissa, she is kinda like a girl failure Kronii: good at singing, mature attitude, likes anime.Her biggest crux is lack of streaming, but otherwise, a great hire. She gets along with other people too, and is perhaps too eager to please others, but it is part of her charm. Shiori is completely antithetical to this, which is why... even though she streams more, I cannot like or engage with her like Rissa.
>>109692807>she is kinda like a girl failure Kronii: good at singing, mature attitude, likes anime.that just sounds like a normal girl in this day n age
>>109692807Nerissa is not mature
>>109692807>There is nothing to dislike about Nerissa, she is kinda like a girl failure Kronii: good at singing, mature attitude, likes anime.so in other words, you never watched a Nerissa stream. Got it
>>109694799the things you think she's not mature about are just things women do all the time until they die unless they're my old ass catholic grandma who doesn't think she's allowed to complain
>>109626710if it weren't for her voice, she'd be absolutely dogshit
>>109692882this board has never met a girl so how should they know
>>109629151I thought she was too pushy with marine during their collab with fuwamoco actuallyAnd that nerissa went for a kiss to soon and weirded marine out
>>109696075To Marine, Rissa feels like that creepy, overenthusiastic fan who’s a little uncomfortable to deal with, even if the attention strokes her ego
>>109696136>To Marine, Rissa feels like that creepy, overenthusiastic fanI doubt that. She sees Ao as her only true fan.
>>109696874anon... Ao is her girlfriend, that's entirely different
>>109696891Ao is her girlfriend because she is the only person that likes her in her mind. She doesn't believe anyone else likes her.
>>109696993you're a fucking retard for confusing Marine with the actual person behind the character
>>109697050What are you even trying to say? That her disregarding literally everyone for Ao is a "character"?
>>109697092god you're so dumb...
>>109697104Says the dude that doesn't understand her at all lmao
>>109697122you're confusing fan interactions with actual genuine human relationships between people who're close to each others, you're beyond retarded
>>109697141Marine genuinely believing that Ao is the only person that likes her is not a "fan interaction".
>>109697155>I doubt that. She sees Ao as her only true fanmoving the goalpost AIIIIE
>>109697168I have not moved the goalposts at all. She doesn't believe she has any fans.
>>109697177
>>109697189Embarrassing post history.
>>109697198
>>109697207Concession accepted.
>>109697225
>>109697240Loser
>>109697260hey don't be rude to Nerissa, she's trying really hard
>2 day old thread
>>109626710She just wants to get pregnant and pump out a brood like her mother.
>>109697321then why all the yuri shit?
>>109697332To sell merch to unicorns for building her nest egg.
>>109697321her sister already does it better
>>109697345Well she has a hard time selling her merch
>>109697177Lol
>>109697345Beside a select few, most holoENs have issues selling their merchandise bc of the tariffs and economy
>>109697707yeah... suuuuuuuuuure
>>109692882What is wrong with her being fairly normal? Do you want vtubers to be all kayfabe all of the time like FWMC? Nerissa being like a girl next door is kinda charming to me.
>>109626710BloodRaven ruined her
>>109697410Proof? Show a 2026 chart of how many units each EN holo girl sold
>>109697789>What is wrong with her being fairly normal?LOL, nice joke
>>109697901BloodRaven is a hell of lot better than that forced act with Shiori, at least Rissa and Liz have chemistry
>>109697928AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO
>>109697410>>109697916>>109697993Jealous woman energy lol
>>109697928>BloodRaven is a hell of lot better than that forced act with ShioriI don't know, Bloodraven seems just as forced to me.
>>109698221jealous of what? having shittiest CCV in EN and not selling her merch?
>>109698262Proof?
>>109682435not very smart of her
>>109698248I will give it to you, a lot of relationships in holoEN do not feel organic anymore, like SNOT, it feels like the company just pairs two compatible people together and comes up with a group name... or two people with similar names or design aesthetics
>>109695864i met one at con but then she used urinal next to me i did not know clitoris can be that big
>>109698262Wow, it doesn't even deny that it is a seething woman lol
>>109698294>do not feel organicYeah, that's my biggest problem with Bloodraven. Instead if letting girls get close naturally viewers (managers too maybe?) just decided they want ERB and Rissa to be an item and somehow the pairing came to be.
>>109698364I love Liz and Rissa, but I wish that some things at holo felt less corporate and more natural
>>109698294nerissa is just like that she tries to do yuri baiting but only continues it if they respond to it. best case of it failing is when she had solocollab with Kaela in phasmo, Nerissa got so badly coldshouldered she was frozen for few streams
>>109698423got cold shouldered by Kaela, Shiori is such an austistic filipino that they pretty much sunk the shioraven ship, marine dumped her for AO and now she's stuck with ERB until she graduates
>>109699400ERB is better than Kaela and Shiori, and Marine is a super star, so she can do whatever she wants
>>109699563>ERB is better than Kaela and ShioriERB is the worst member of hololive
>the worst member of hololivebut enough about Nerissa
>>109699724>the worst member of hololiveEnough about Shiori
>>109699724>>109699817Wasn't Advent supposed to be the Golden Gen, what happened?
>>109699817>the worst member of hololiveEnough about Alice
>>109699835They were never the Golden Gen, hololive just tried to recreate the success of hololive fantasy, but that gen fell through, too; except for Marine and Pekora, who are more like singular entities now
>>109654347>JurardIts funny how dinofag got NTRed by Flaygod.
>>109626710Fuwawa, Laplus, and ERB like her
>>109626710Yeah, because I love Nerissa :)
>>109700079yeah La+ likes her so much she thinks she's a Dommy mommy LMAO good joke
>>109634960I think Shiori is nominally the leader of advent. But Nerissa is better at wrangling the twins. If Nerissa left Advent would fall apart because she's the connector between the 3 factions.
Trvke
Suisei loves Nerissa
I like Nerissa.........'s sister
>>109639852They care more about Otaku stuff than you do. Re: Zero is stupid normie shit. They one thousand percent shit talk ruffians zoomer anime taste and inability to learn Japanese.
>>109700131Yeah, Nerissa is cool (* ´ ▽ ` *)
>ITT raging femnoids that failed their EN5 audition.No matter how talented you think you are, the fact that you are /here/ seething is the reason you failed the vibe check.
>>109700229When do they actually talk about anime and not in baby dog speak? School Days is a show that is infamous enough to where normies know about it, too...