Would the sex be worth it?
>>109669130Yeah, flat curveless bodies are God's greatest gift to humanity
What's the downside supposed to be?
>>109669193batshit fucking insane menhera clinginess and will ruin your life if you break up with her?
>>109669228hot
>>109669228just don't get her pregante
>>109669228>mental illnesswhat does that have to do with her physical attributes
>>109669130Sex with Festival.
>>109669130yeaif you just never pull out
what makes her menhera?
>>109669228alright, I'm sold
>>109669228Sign me up
>>109669561very obsessive and needyit seems like she has mellowed out as she has grown older
>>109669561She got Riona (one of the most recent hires if you don't watch Holo) to physically sign a contract irl that she'll remain friends with her after going viral because of her 3D dancing skills; Matsuri was afraid Riona would get too popular and forget about her.
>>109669702lmao
>>109669130she instantly cums when you tickle her butthole btw
>>109669702>be Matsuri>make a friend>become weird and possessive over said friend>friend gets weirded out>oops! Turns out machu fell in love with her friend teehee pero>things get awkward, said friend ghosts herWhy is she like this? Is Hoshikawa the only one that still talks to her? The one that got weirded out and laughed at how pathetic she is?
>>109669779idk, but i hope she continues making porn for a long time
>>109669228I can fix her
>>109669758timestamp?
>>109669228Downside?
>>109669779Sora and Fubuki are pretty close with Matsuri, not so much outside of Hololive but they care for her a lot. A lot of people don't know that.
Sex is always worth it.Just make sure she won't give you herpes or HIV, but that's the absolute minimum.
>>109669130Yes.>>109669228Hot.
>>109669268She'd poke holes in the condoms and lie about her being on birth control
>>109669702That's... that's actually really, really sad. That's genuinely sad.
>>109669130she'd piss all over my cock
>>109669228>if you break up with herShe's the one vtuber that's looks like her model in real life, if you get to be her boyfriend and break up with her you deserve to have your head crushed by a small meteorite
>>109670231She's lost so many friends over the years and had public melties in and out of Hololive about each one of them dropping her and knows she's often the cause.
https://x.com/7216_2nd/status/2024755077697990771https://x.com/himemoriluna/status/2024791436412301599
>>109669130I'd knock her up at least once, maybe twice
>>109670357she would be the one breaking up you the moment she found someone 1% better
>>109670357Her tits are bigger IRL
>>109669130I don't know, I will take just about anything at this point
>>109669228is there supposed to be down side in there?
>>109669228Matsuri could straight up shank me after intercourse and it’d still be worth it as long as its her.
>>109669228so, the perfect woman? I'm sold
>>109669779Her whole debacle with Luna remains as one of the most awkward relationships in hololive.
>>109670542contract says you have get her pregant once per year until menopause
>>109670813DEAL!!!
>>109670882disclaimer you will also take care of kids and homework such as repairing house, washing dishes, cleaning ect., failure to keep up contract terms results your dick being split fully in half along its lenght without chance to repair surgery
>>109669936I would imagine her Gen 1 kizuna means Aki Fubuki and Chammers are close with her, but did not know Sora was among the ones that cared for her.
People here genuinely understimate how batshit insane and how extremely clingy she is. I don't know if these anons are just memeing or what but she will make you regret not staying single. I know most of you are prob khv but no, losing your virginity or being in a relationship is not fucking worth enduring her.
>>109669228Can I be in the Twitter screenshot?
>>109671180TRY ME
>>109669130YES
>>109669130No. She's used goods
>>109671180Can't be worse than rushia
>>109671462difference is rushia would cuck youin all other aspects they are basically the same. Maybe matsuri is clingier
>>109671180I’ve already been through a fair share of menhera chuubas, she can’t be any worse.
her RM recently dyed her hair black. She is literally a Yamato Nadeshiko now!
>>109671558How is her retarded diet going?
>>109669193>>109669268seconding this because all her plastic surgery may make her look cute now but her shit genes made her look like a goblin before hololive
>>109671790I want her inner Rapegoblin to come out and she satisfies all her pent up lust
>>109671672a rape a day keeps the pounds away
She mentioned her house is filled with trash to the point where you can't see the floor in most places, avoid
>>109672550I know how to throw trash away so that's not really a problem.
>>109669130Yeshttps://www.pixiv.net/artworks/117309643>>109671672She was at 48kg and dropped to 47kg because she got sick. Her goal is 45kg so she's almost there.
>>109671180better than dying alone and virgin in my 50s from noose
>>109670231yeah, it isI feel for Matsurieven though she's a tad menhera, she's very self aware, I want to save her
>>109669228sounds like every womandamn good deal
>>109672550Do you know how many vtubers and women that applies to?
>>109669130https://files.catbox.moe/vwbxwp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/i9jt1n.jpgWhy? There is no consequence for using a public cumdump
>>109673231
>>109669130It would be a living hell but yes
>>109669193That you'd be stuck with a pedophile for a wife.
I would let her ruin my life with too much unprotected sex and too many half White children.
>>109671134Sora cares about her as much as she cares about all of her kouhais, the problem with Matsuri is her menhera side makes other people uncomfortable but even a menhera like her would feel conscious when she is around Sora, so it's more like Sora with her status and all can handle Matsuri well and keep her menhera side in check, not particularly close like hanging out off stream etc
>>109674796Sora said when she sees her in the studio, almost every time Matsuri pinches her cheeks and kisses her. If you've seen their 1on1 collabs they're pretty funny together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbVYR6i54DY&t=108s
>>109671180I remember that song she dedicated to Luna..
>>109674967Sora has bad heat regulation due to her body having little to no pores, so her cheeks are very smooth.
>>109674967Any other kouhais can do the same that's the point, someone that's actually close with Sora is someone like Raden, they actually hanging out outside of work plenty of time, not just happen to see each other in the studio then go for lunch etc.
>>109669936>A lot of people don't know that.I think everyone knows at least about Fubuki. But they used to be closer still. I mean if you recall, Matsuri used to be obsessed with Fubuki, while nowadays they just seem friendly.
>>109673245You can't save her, anon
>>109669130Yes. Yes it would be worth it.
I wonder If Luna Is looking at Riona now and feels bad for her. >>109669702I thought she only proposed the idea.
>>109669130Yes
>>109669228>break up with herwell why would you do that?
How is Machu progressing with Zeta nowadays?I'm still waiting on that Split Fiction colab.
you wouldn't survive
>>109669228I need this in my life
>>109683634Very rare to find a woman into femdom
>>109674645so what she would do to our kids? hot
>>109683634I would let Matsuri beat the shit out of me if she let me rape her for every 3 to 5 beatings
>>109669193Like rushia but sightly less crazy and fatter
>>109669228He said downside
>>109669130Is this a recolor of Rika from the uncle/neice doujin?
>>109669561she's a woman
>>109669130idk, would cooking for her be worth it?
>>109672550she sounds like one hell of a challenge, thats awesome
>>109671180if this is rushia, i'd be interested in having a dinner date with her just to hear how her brain works, she sounds like alot of worthwhile conversations with what she endured and gone through, and put herself through, just would like to hear her stories thru them life lessons
>>109683634>gayku-ryonaPOST THE VIDEO /JP/FAG I KNOW YOU ARE HERE
