Nijisanji EN YouTube channels:https://www.youtube.com/@nijisanji_en/channelsX:https://x.com/NIJISANJI_Worldhttps://x.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235LazuLight:https://x.com/EliraPendorahttps://x.com/FinanaRyuguOBSYDIA:https://x.com/Petra_GurinEthyria:https://x.com/MillieParfaithttps://x.com/EnnaAlouetteLuxiem:https://x.com/Luca_Kaneshirohttps://x.com/Shu_Yaminohttps://x.com/Vox_AkumaNoctyx:https://x.com/Sonny_Briskohttps://x.com/Uki_Violetahttps://x.com/Alban_KnoxILUNA:https://x.com/MariaMari0nettehttps://x.com/AiaAmarehttps://x.com/ScarleYonagunihttps://x.com/RenZott0XSOLEIL:https://x.com/D_Dropscythehttps://x.com/MelocoKyoranhttps://x.com/Ver_VermillionKrisis:https://x.com/VezaliusBandagehttps://x.com/Tyrant_Vantahttps://x.com/YuQWilsonTTT:https://x.com/ClaudeClawmarkDenauth:https://x.com/RyomaBarrenworthttps://x.com/KlaraCharmwoodBY THE BEAT:https://x.com/Seible_2434https://x.com/KaelixDebonairhttps://x.com/Freo_2434https://x.com/ZealGinjokaTeamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:https://teamup.com/kstk7egnopr3xiqj4hTo watch streams at the same time:https://niji-mado.chats.ninja/homeGraduated Livers and Miscellaneous:https://rentry.org/7k4s6manReminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.Previous thread: >>109665730
Mikaru
EMS are all slackers even Dr. Feesh...
Save me Dr. Feesh, heal me Dr. Feesh
KADOU FUCKER
saynuh...
Kadou
NONE of the EM steam can fucking swim
>>109682835No it's Finana's alt account Throne
dr gaf found the missing patient
Dr Feesh is just there filming and laughing
>>109682883Dr Feesh SEX
finana...
Dr feesh is DEAD
Its over, over.
Stupid dumbass feesh
Graduate the remaining Lazuwhores.
>feesh>drownsshe's supposed to be good at this...
Time for Kaelix to design. Let’s see if he will crash out or not.
>I dont know how to get to the shoreDr. Booboo 2026
The "most successful BTB" gets about 600 ccv before the bots kick in. The most botted vtuber in all of vtubing probably
HYSTIE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
dr booboo about to show her driving skills
>>109683058all nutty
saynuh saved dr. finana!
watching claude's pov and all i can think is "what would willy do in this situation"
I swear this fucking EMS team is a burden on the healthcare system. They are just messing around and dying like flies.
the ems have been busy all day saving their own hides...
>>109683123You need to move on Willy is gone
Dr. gaf doing amazing work saving people
i should probably not be listening to two EMS streams LOL
Someone in management really ripped the bandaid off the bots didn't they?
thinking about ririmu
>>109682966>community college >8kBurgers you live like this?
>>109683124Dr. gaf just saved a life!
>>109683164not bots, natty
>>109683164
i hope there's a backlog of people dead it would make this whole incident even funnier
>>109683240holy bibot
wiwa is just there to flirt with the cute female patients
Vcraft mentioned from Kaelix but the account that counted that is already dead
>>109683240all botty
Management realized this event is a shitshow and didn't boost viewers at all. So to save face they invested in bots. They have to face the reality all their botting over the past year has done nothing for popularity, in fact they're still declining a lot.
fucking willy where is he we could be having yufeesh kino right now
My doctor is so cute.
>>109683333
>>109683333nattycompared to this >>109683240
>>109683240>>109683164>>109683058all natty
>these cars are gone gonewilson uses that expression... willy..........
Here comes the crash out kek
>>109683333Reminder there's only like 400 people watching this stream. Yet the bots are going exponential.
Dr. booboo is peeing cutely
what the fuck blew up in the background
>>109683394
i never knew claude could get this deep into roleplay
Maggie!https://magma.com/d/CCNVbwaFF6https://magma.com/d/CCNVbwaFF6https://magma.com/d/CCNVbwaFF6
>>109683414Jiffany's helicopter fell...
Kaelix… but you said yesterday to never give up…
i miss my sweet baby
>>109683422These are raids dumbass.
>>109683487"raids" spread out over 10 mins
In fact, vIewerships from all Vtuber streams are all fake, the reality is : it's all me
>>109683487its botted retard
if i've learned one thing from this server is that the women shouldn't drive anything...
are noctyx really not gonna do anything for their anniversary this year what the fuck
>>109683487
>>109683512It's a funnel
>>109683535no fuuchan no anniversary
>claude gets a call about exploded cars and a crashed helicopterit was ems wasn't it
>>109683581sure buddy
At this rate, he will never finish his island…
>>109683535they already did multiple interviews
WHERE IS HARI I NEED HER
>>109683584yep right on the money
>>109683581it's bots retard
>>109683567NijiEn is the most botted vtuber group in the whole industry dumbass. Most other people are playing it straight, but NijiEN is blatantly shitting things up with botted streams.
>>109683535they will do their anniversary in district v
i'm starting to doubt the competency of the ems group
>>109683637
>>109683637botted but yet still bring in over a million dollars a month?
>>109682673She was the ghost in the shell!
>>109683637what do you think numbergod?
claude and his partner can't find the site of the accidents and they think it's a prank call... ems are on their own to job at will...
>>109683609that's not a celebration..>>109683659I'll kill myself
>>109683667thank you shu
>>109683612Drowned at the pier again probably...
>>109683637>Most other people are playing it straight
this guy getting treated is a big baby
>>109683205Universities are a business in burgerland.
Dr. booboo is such an amazing doctor.
>>109683627https://vrabi.net/progress/2026-02-19/11Baelz stream ended at that exact time with 4000Then 4000 joined Shiori's stream.
>>109683818all botted
that guy emoted like he found jesus...
She loses her grandma vibe with that clothes though…
>>109683818in which zero chat activity increasedit's all natty baby.
THE EMTS GET PAID LESS THAN THE UWU CAFE??????????
>>109683767I understand if you wanted to make excuses for your own blatant botting campaign you would pretend like other people are doing it too.In reality nobody is doing it like NijiEN is doing it. Luca bots himself from 800 ccv to 22,000 ccv on a regular basis. It hasn't helped him out one bit. Holo streams are largely not botted, they just unironically have a lot of people watching. Most indies are not botting.
cat cafe pays more than ems
these doctors sure get to look up skirts a lot
>>109683899bibot is botted all the time
Vox found the crashed copter.
>>109683899no one really does it like bibot even on sponsored streams
>>109683895>>109683901Listen who needs EMS when you have cats
>>109683901>get paid to slut around in a cute cat maid outfit nyaaing for customers>get paid to jobdeserved
hari could be petting cats right now where is she...
police group didn't shit
I fucking hate noctyx
>>109684001they thought it was a prank call...
>>109683863In Irys's last 20 streams, exactly 1 of them is botted. The one you posted.In Kaelix's last 50 streams, 100% of them are botted. Not even one of them is unbotted. People don't even know how many viewers he really has because of how much he's botted. He seems to have about 600 or something.
is jiffany korean?
>>109684067just another day
Kaelix is so focused on designing that he forgot to breathe…
The /#/ thread unironically bots HoloEN to ensure Nimi doesn't win any of their precious tally medals.
Why no one posting the legendary one?
>>109684084>>109684147holy bibot
dr gaf is being questioned by a british officer
>>109684084This is people from here botting her dumbass to "troll" the /#/ thread.But nobody is botted like NijiEN. It's not even close. It's comparing a mountain to a molehill. Kaelix right now has about 500 legitimate viewers, and 6000 botted viewers.
dr feesh make sure you get the payment from them
>>109684176>it's #'s not holo
>>109683899If you like holo so much, why don’t you just hang out and make out with them?
>>109684147The FUCK happened
>>109683901Cat saving people more than ems
where are the other EMT girlies?
>>109684222>The FUCK happenedAfter almost two hours of arduous work in the hospital sadly the patient past away...
>>109684176Is this the /#/ thread also?
it's endearing how seriously the police department is taking its rp, the contrast between them and the rest of the town is so funny
>>109684211There were times in the summer when NijiEN would have 26 botted streams side-by-side, because managers were convinced the botting was helping their algo. In reality that didn't happen, their algo tanked anyway. Nobody bots like NijiEN, it's not even a comparison. Holo has a botted stream here or there, mostly when someone from here wants to troll them. But it's not even close to the situation of NijiEN where most of these guys have 70% botted streams.
Police is no fun, i hope they get destroyed by gang and crimes
>>109684276you gotta have one serious group somewhere
The sooner we accept that Youtube is the one botting these streams the better our lives will be
NijiEN is a bunch of liars, shirkers, grifters, sexpests. Of course everything they do is scummy, lowbrow, dishonest. No wonder everything is botted.
i think dr feesh spread her underworld disease to a patient...
>>109684318Why are you trying to pretend you're 2 different people.Fuck off already.
>>109684222multiple raids...
So many good cries and whines from Kaelix today
>>109684349What grifting scamming shit will NijiEN think up this time? That's always the question.In this case, doing a shitty GTA RP event to copy the JP branch. Then botting the shit out of themselves to pretend they're still relevant.
Where is HARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>dr feesh doing surgery>everyone else slacking offfeesh learned her lesson but not everyone else
>>109684315Maybe, people try and point to that kuzuha is botted but then he is literally the face for google pixel in japan.
Show me one indie participating in GTA RP that's botted. Show me even 1.None of them are, but more than half of the NijiEN members are botted right now.
>jp invented gta roleplay
the biggest event in the history of vtubing is lost to kaelix animal crossing...
I wonder if they can be a criminal's personal doctor. That would pay more than cat cafe
claude after lan came by to inform them about the vanilla unicorn's opening>chief i'm going to be honest here>i'm deathly terrified>i've never spoken to a woman, i'm going to be honest herethe chief is talking him through his trauma... claude wants to be assigned to the VU because he wants exposure therapy...
Wiko has PTSD from being interrogated by Vox
>>109684262>>109684097>>109683863botted>>109684211>>109684147>>109684084natty
annabelle jumpscare lives rent free in booboo's head
Elira can't stop thinking about doll jumpscares. It's funny
the women at the precinct are brothers in arms to claude...
>>109684552Kaelix has almost 10,000 botted viewers right now.Luca has a modest 2000 Elira has 2000Finana has about 1800 botsVox is playing it close to the chest with only 500 bots. The saddest thing is Vox's bots are probably paid by himself.
the police department's pov is so kino
>>109684623>>109683240natty>>109683357botted
>rosco: i think we're getting chewed out (by vox)>claude: i think it's a UK thing, don't worry
He completely lost it
dr. booboo and dr. thyme talking about raising prices to save their hospital’s finances
>phreid is the guy doing the carl wheezer voiceHIRE HIM RICKY
This creature has been spamming about bots for almost an hour.This is the very definition of spam posts.
>>109684913A lot of people are discussing it, because it's relevant to the streams. You invite a bunch of indie 2views to your collab and then blatantly bot your streams in the ultimate act of disrespect.
sonny met a (fake?) australian
wilson's awake by now... please say something i'm begging you to tell me you're fine even though i know the fact you're not here today is proof enough that something's wrong
Why is Kaelix suddenly speaking German. What meme does he reference to.
dr. booboo has saved so many patients today
>>109684955LMAO imagine if Pomu collab with Kiara, and then because she's insecure about her numbers, botted herself to 50k while Kiara only had 5k.I bet that would be the last time Kiara ever talked to her
Dr. booboo would love some milk
Hmmm, I think Hari and Maria should sandwich me between their chests.
luca, shu, and jimmy have done nothing to dispel the police department's suspicions of the cat cafe...
Kaelix only did one design and he is done. He wants to retire already…
I see people on the JP site calling Kaelix "botjisanji"
sonny baiting alban interaction on stream
I see people on the JP site calling Kaelix "gojo satoru but good"
>>109685088Funnily enough, Kiara is the one who gets botted these days.
>mint isn't botting right now>Henya isn't botting right now>Cecilia isn't botting right now>None of the indie 2views in the collab are botting right nowmeanwhile>5 NijiEN members are blatantly botting themselves.This is what it's like every day though. NijiEN is the most blatantly botted group in all of vtubing and it's not even close. Liars, grifters, scammers.
a civilian is recording the police activity to post on tiktok...
Can’t believe Animal Crossing is promoting underpaid labor like this
>>109685161Post it.
>>109685247You have to understand Luca is like....subhuman. He is extremely insecure, childish. While Wilson is very hungry for numbers and money. That's why they started botting all the time. They are liars, scammers, disgusting people basically.
>>109685247>>109685317Stop fucking samefagging you obese fuckfaggot cunt.
seeing claude taking his police officer roleplay so seriously to the point of speaking in code is peak gap moe
>>109685294ケリックスはボッチサンジ
>>109685362THE FUCKING POSTS YOU OBESE FAGGOT
>>109685362Kaelix has a boner?
Why does NijiEN make more superchat than holoEN? Are the bots paying them money too?
>>109685380kill yoruself retard
>>109685394they don't
Who the hell sounds like uncle roger
>>109685398Sure. Show me how its done.I promise I'll be right behind you.
>>109685412joe
>>109685394funny you say that because the most superchated liver in nijien is actually the one without bot aka scarle
>>109685362you write his name wrong…
>>109685465who joe?
>>109685247me when i'm schizophrenic and only care about views
>>109685536JOE MAMA actually joe king
>claude needs to go to the bathroom againkrisisis piss love
I guess designing environments is easier for him. He is less stressed out about that.
the granny dr feesh is helping is dressed up like a cheap whore...
what the heck, threads are fast again?
>no sight of hari
>>109685767afternoon jst whenever that ishttps://x.com/HariRyu2434/status/2025385379063628131
>>109685737district v and a little bit of shitposting speed things up
this is a long piss, claude...
>>109685394Cece's last 10 streams>8054+31859+17092+14348+39131+61215+80157+29036+24094+16356 = 321342 yenaverage sc = $207Mori's last 10 streams>37527+65632+97558+186864+8818+79905+69769+160016+308274+9130 = 1023493 yenaverage sc = $660-------Millie's last 10 streams>2444+1642+5618+41901+1000+261+3706+17785+2764+4398 = 81519 yenaverage sc = $53Wilson's last 10 streams>34419+30827+7800+1534+15648+4559+2875+12933+5333+2103 = 118031 yenaverage sc = $76
>>109685798So it's 1 2 am here
Kaelix will never fall for the ‘Tom Nook is a greedy and bad man’ propaganda
>>109685798well it is 11am atm so
>>109685737we love talking about numbers
every wilsoneer I see on twitter is sobbing about willy's death
homuress ojisani looking for a job as a taxi driver
Wilson...https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/2024824057636835716
>>109685986*rapes you*
>>109686003nnnghhh aahhnn
i'm convinced a jp wilsoneer molested wilson's ass on the train and willynapped him and is holding him hostage in her room
>>109685852Why didn't you monkeys make a thread with the most superchatted vtubers last year? Did it not fit your narrative when Scarle and Aia mogged the rest of holoEN?
lucky patient just got a specially cute cocomelon song from dr booboo
dr feesh don't start slacking off again you know what happened last time...
>>109686032Scarle's superchats have been cut in half over the past year my dude. She doesn't make nearly as much as before.That's the risk when you stake your career on like 10 people donating. If one of those people happens to leave one day, your income gets cut tremendously. It's a "high risk strategy". You are rolling the dice every day with that career strategy, and eventually you lose.
>>109686032>Did it not fit your narrative when Scarle and Aia mogged the rest of holoEN?yes
wilson's just in my bed after i rode him for 10 hours and made him cum in me 17 times
>>109686028the only thing i'd blame her for is not saving some of him for me but she needs to force him to stream and pretend all is normal on pain of rape correction
>beat up people on the street>treat them and then charge them doubledr feesh found the infinite money glitch...
>>109686093So Scarle is earning half of what she used to make and she is still mogging all of holoEN, that's your point?
i just woke up.. what did i miss in sonny's stream? And whos jenny
>>109686105I know that Kiara has bought multiple houses in multiple countries, spending $4,000 a night at the hotel and getting massages for all the girls.Does that sound like any NijiEN member in 2026?
>>109686164jenny from the block
claude is getting really deep into the police rp
claude getting deep into the rp is... cute...he knows the rulebook so well
here's your hari gta waiting roomhttps://youtu.be/fKsUpuiCdbQ
>Wilson AND that Filian girl are both dead
Kaelix wants to play board games but he is too employed… he is just like me. Except I also don’t have friends who would want to spend hours playing board games.
the suspect for an incident in the burger shot is another person with purple hair... what's with all these purple haired criminals
>>109686326>wilson is missing >filan is missingTHEY ARE
>>109686167That's because Holo gets a significant amount of their merch revenue.Because when you buy merch you actually get a physical item, it means that people who are not-insane spend money on it. That makes it a much higher income source than superchats, who are only donated by mentally ill. Because Holo gets a significant cut of this merch revenue, it means their income isn't just a little bit higher, it's tremendously higher.If merch is 76% of the company's total income, and 20% of the merch revenue goes to the talents. That's a much higher income overall compared to getting 50% of the superchat revenue, which is only like 5% of the company's income.
>>109686421Merch sales are down across the board for holo due to trumps tariffs so stfu.
>>109686421I hope you realize hololive and nijisanji have the same gross profit margins
dr feesh likes bananas RAW
ojisani is having a hard time
>>109686313This looks like an AI slop Sonny that'd be posted here
>>109686133then how come he's in my bed after i forced him in a catboy maid outfit and made him call me oneesan while abusing his willy
>>109686421But what happens if you add Kurt angle to the mix
>>109686477But I'm just saying. Holo gives the talents the option to control the distribution and pricing of their merch. The negative side is, if they don't sell out, they carry that debt with them. The positive side is, making millions of dollars because you get 20%-30%. Matsuri and Luna said that superchats were only 5% of their income, so low they didn't even bother reading them except to make some fans happy. >>109686489Yeah but Nijisanji has been spending all their money on investors, that's the difference. Yagoo was widely praised because he stood up at an investor meeting and defended giving the talents more money, and got booed for it.
>>109686604You get put in the ankle lock submission.
>>109686611Praised where? The nips were eating him alive for the leak issues and failing Kanata.
>>109686611>FY'25 revenue >Nijisanji 42,876 Gross Profit 46.9%>Hololive 43,401 Gross Profit 50.2%I was wrong actually niji literally payouts more in cost of sales than cover does greedy company much?
>>109686563and to think he spent 4 hours editing his character just to be called an ai slop
vox is probably in heaven, he chose the exact role that's doing the most heavy roleplay in the entire server
>>109686312Not the cursed place
The first home broke Kaelix’s spirit so now he is playing with a lower standard…
>>109686611>Holo gives the talents the option to control the distribution and pricing of their merchno they fucking don't LMAO
vox the scheme you have described entails you allowing a shooting to happen
>>109686313steve buscemi.....
What the heck are these doctors doing
can everyone buy guns now?
>>109686735 (me)not to mention the other officers are taking him seriously and listening to his speeches and coming close to matching up to his level of roleplay kek
>>109686611your "information" is both inaccurate and outdated. their ceo is nothing but a figurehead now.
sonny just doing bullshit instead of actual roleplaying, my wife,,,my hermit wife
>>109686618This is a reference to the Goku memes right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT3OPfF42h0
feesh is going slower on the bike...
>>109686899Hell no, its a reference to an old comic book.
>>109686840Oh that’s nice to hear! Vox’s RP always shines best when the people around him also match his energy
someone hire sonny, please…
>>109686982His "RP" is painfully strained attempt at acting. It's awkward cringe that's for sure.
>>109686899Yes
>>109687062Don’t reply to me. I’m fatphobic.
>>109687062Why are you watching something you hate? Couldn't you be doing literally anything better with your life?
>>109686982yeah, it's kino to watch. his roleplay enhances everyone else and vice versa. i'm glad he's getting a chance to go full chuuni with receptive participants
GTA RP District cat cafe became flips headquarters
2.5 hours and he only did 2 homes…
I love narin
i'm so pissed i missed an hour and a half of sonny's stream because i was busy playing sims AND HE DIDNT TWEET SO I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS AWAKE
>claude reporting that luca was spotted at the scene>reply: yeah, he's the one that made the call
>>109687213he posted the waiting room instead of saying gn
>following nobody except Enna>made 0 tweets >liked 0 things except accidental mislicks>despite this, getting followed by female accounts>somehow they know I'm male>I told one to fuck off and that she's ugly, but she didn't unfollow>got followed by a bunch more>basically some bot army is scrolling Enna's followers and following all of them>all the bot accounts are the same. Real-girl profile pic, a couple extraneous posts pretending to be real, then no activity for years
feesh just get the cheap car it's going to get stolen anyway
>>109686590i can't believe he's two timing us... his shota pp is for the streets
the paramedics always get injured
feesh's car somehow feels like the most feesh car of all time...
Thank you nemu for helping sonny...
Feesh got the monkey car
I’m so proud of dr. booboo. She’s working so hard
Hari soon
He always crashes out in Eloise’s place…
Can they BUY gun yet,hari can rob today yet?
claude knows luca's always to blame but he keeps getting away with his crimes...
Rai wants to join the EMTs
Dr. booboo is now healing Viola. Most of the patients are basically these paramedics…
>>109687309the solution is simple, two oneesan wilsoneers on one shota willy rape sessions
>RP event>chance to interact with new people>instead it's the same old cliqueswhat a waste of timeIf these people's "banter" was so engaging they'd all be 5views right now.
You are now imagining Wosemi in District V
Hari hari hari
shit is popping off at the burger shot
>>109685852660$ sc per stream for the single most shilled vtuber to ever exist? She's been blowing half of the creatives in Japan and the US and she can't clear that? Holy shit this industry is in dire straits.
someone in sonny's chat calling the guy doing an obvious patrick warburten voice a markiplier ahh voice im gonna kms am i the only briskadet who knows basic pop culture
>>109687739She participated in that minecraft bullshit. It was absolutely awful. It was her alone on a server with like 7 homobaiting guys. She's trying to be a cute girl while they're shouting sexy jokes in her ear. She couldn't even talk to them and basically had to to off on her own. Luca wouldn't leave her the fuck alone.
>>109687796some portion of kadets are known to be lurkers, and some are known to be retards
A fucking RRATRRAT
claude's so happy to have his spaghetti... he's going yippee
>>109687796Cultural differences asian people are not exposed to what the west had when growing up and vice versa
Luca would be the mastermind of the server if he wasn’t ultra retarded
luca exists to be a thorn in the police's side... he commits crimes and when the police arrive he accuses everyone but himself... when he's not involved in the crime he calls them in and confuses the police investigation... i kneel
>>109687781Anon....she gets one of the least amount of viewers in the whole branch. She's like anti-GFE in the same way as Enna or Millie.
>>109687990Man I watched for like 10 minutes but I just couldn't take it. Everyone is taking things way too seriously. It's just the normal shitty zatsu banter or some really bad acting attempts. It didn't feel very fun to watch.
Who is this person that sounds gay
sani just rlly want his ice cream
feeding dr feesh borgers!
>>109688141dr feesh is going to become a FAT FUCK
Sonny going on a ride with officer omi
claude using 10-4 to sign off without a hint of irony, i can't help but find it cute
what event was it that feesh was stuck ordering food at a fast food place again? it was a graduation or something iirc
is the rivalry between the burger shot and the cat cafe this server's rosie and zali bakery feud
Dr booboo ended up not getting her burger...
claude's so immersed in the police rp, he's eating his spaghetti while marcus macaroni is chilling and smoking on lunch break
>>109684315to be honest, it's the youtube's update last year that auto-play will redirect people who sleep on music video to live stream instead of another video so they all stuck on the channel who is streaming for a long time
>>109687796#notlikeotherbriskadets
Kaelix suddenly chooses violence and wants to have a sword fight with Debonheirs
>>109688393imagining all the ipad babies who get redirected to vtuber streams because of autoplay
Feesh admiring the artwork
>What the
sonny is getting overwhelmed by the amount of people and having a panic attack i will comfort him
sani overwhelmed by too many people… my wife…my wife i will always protect you
Sonny is so cute.. he feels overwhelmed with the number of people inside the club..
all these tips about supposed groups planning to target the vanilla unicorn smells suspicious tbdesu
sonny is filling me with the urge to smash his head through the glass of a microwave then turn it on and blast his putrid face with microwaves until his head swells and pops like a balloon but because he's so pathetic it would actually pop like a whoopie cushion
i wish wilson could be here for the vanilla unicorn's openingi want to see him get flustered and nervous when a hostess tries to talk to him and see him awkwardly bring up mgs or house in the conversation because it's the only topic he feels secure talking about when he's pressured by the presence of a girl he doesn't know
lazulight! finally people i know (in sonny's stream)
sonny really wants some ice cream
Kaelix’s Prince VP is so good. I love being a knight to a whiny and distressed prince.
>>109688185jollibee spaghetti for nina's graduationnot stuck though, just on a cruise with her family
>>109687781if you think mori's noombers suck then what does that say about niji?
>>109688556ai ver slopper get on this, do something with this. make the ver sloppa porno movie they all should be watching
>>109688780this but ike>>109688808this too
too many voices i can't hear i hate this
Nyana
claude's following and eavesdropping two suspicious people as an undercover cop
sonny will never participate in another stream of this because there are too many voices good end
the undercover cop rp has him so immersed
sani briscoops>homuress>joburess>just wants ice creammy wife… my wife
I love Persona 5 but yeah it is so long and I don’t know if he’ll enjoy streaming that
Vox has his head shoved up Luca’s ass so far he forgot anybody else in the city could be a criminal
the cat cafe lives rent free in every officer's head
sonny's fucking dead
time for some more retarded cow suffering...
>>109689251did his game disconnect or something?
sex
the different levels of rp are so funnyshu's wearing a catboy maid outfit and recruiting new catboys for the cat cafe and calling himself yameowmeowmeanwhile claude's exchanging information about a possible attack on the club with a random guy
>>109689212Hot
where the fuck is yukyun willerton (yu q wilson)
>>109689386dead.
WHERE DA FOOK IS HARI
>>109689423alive.
>>109689423
>>109689423eating lunchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKsUpuiCdbQ
>>109689423Delayed to eat lunch. To be honest this disappoints me because I should be there cooking her a nice meal.
>what is this for?Finana doesn't know what a urinal is...
Look at my feesh doctor dawg I'm gonna die in the OR
cow is eating already...
>>109689486we must be watching different streams because she's by far the most professional in the entire ems
claude's on luca's trail... he's connecting the dots that everything has to do with him
>>109689534this anon's POV while he typed that
>>109689563das rite she's sitting on my lap
What a fancy and pretentious bathroom…
why is he so loud
Finally, a reverb stretch from Kaelix. It’s been so long since he did that.
>>109689386seconded, WHERE IS YUKYUN
how will anons respond if willy is actually dead
cow...
carl wheezer wasn't lying when he said he was bad at driving
>>109689700My oshi will be sad so I will also be sad
>>109689700if he was dead we'd know by now
poor wiwa suffering from period pain.
>>109689754unless they haven't found him yet
Why does he hate Kid Cat so much
>>109689700join him
>>109689768or the jp corpo is taking a while to figure out how to address a liver's death
hari finally has furniture...
>>109689700i think he is being deported from japan because he couldn’t speak jp. willy… this is what you get from not practicing your jp.
Yu Q. Wilson has been found dead in Tokyo
>>109689700my fault guys i was too rough with him
wilson just flew over my house!
Hari's in the garbage...
>>109689894could this actually happen even with anycolor helping with visas? now that i think about it all the other en livers in japan know at least a little japanese and are actively learning more, wilson's the only complete dekinai
Kaelix’s cute Japanese…
hari's going to look for money in cars now she's doing all kind of odd work
>>109690144I'm invested in River Kawa's arc.
fuck i miss you wilson please i need you
the girls look like they're kidnapping a gay man...
how is dr. booboo a better driver than all of ems…
why is this guy talking like uncle roger
NijiEN for this feel?
>>109690325Sophia
didnt luca say wilson would be joining today? why is he dead
>>109690350I would let sophia massage my shoulders even she was so bad at it they turned to stone
>>109690367this reminds me when other luxiem said ike was okay during his 1 month disappearance
hari doesn't want to drink alcohol...
>>109690401shut up
>>109690325
>>109690325oi chottomoment who the hell leakedgomeasorry oomf chan, but we gotta kill you
>>109690325goddang it i knew it
The batchellors are such small time thugs lmao
what's happening bros i've been watching wiwers
>>109688548That looks like Juna.
cow...ganbare
>hari scared of clubsshe's just like me...
>>109690367the key word was hopefully... i watched some of luca's pov earlier today and no mention of wilson or if/when he'll join. luca probably knows why he's gone but naturally he wouldn't be telling his chat. i wish i could read his mind
Trashcan hari...
>>109690584is that her trashcan pals behind the palm tree...
>>109690325i knew it they are having orgy sex every day in the groomcord
HOLY ASS
>>109690367idk if yall know but vanta said that wilson would be there for his RE streams next week (not sure if it was next week or not) but he did mention wilson in his latest strem
>>109690660I NEED TO GROPE THIS KOREAN WOMAN
Why is sonny with the criminals now
>5 streams>Cow is only at world 2-1 in DKCShe'll finish this by 2026.
>>109689983i’m just thinking of what possible scenarios that can prevent him from informing wilsoneers about his situation and that’s the only thing that came to mind
>i don't want a criminal recordhari gave up on crime...
Luca and sonny is committing insurance fraud
>>109689700It be kind of insane if such a thing happened. Deaths in the corpo sphere aren't very common.
>>109690710i want to watch cow too but i already have so many gta streams open...
>>109689831wouldn't be the first time it happened in anykara, though it happened to pre-debut so it's not exactly the same
>>109690841I thought the virtua real girl did debut, she just died after awhile.
>Dead liverToo much faith in EN's acting skills desu
>>109690710>by 2026time traveler anon...
I don’t like the striped wallpaper because it overlaps with the bed’s cover but other than that, this home looks nice. Especially the outdoor space. I’ll definitely want to live here.
i wish i was wilson's japanese wife so he couldn't evade having to learn japanese anymore because i'd sit him down and scold him every time he'd try to leave and his innate deference to stern-voiced oneesans would keep him practicing japanese until he's more fluent than a native speaker and secures permanent residency
>>109690957Oh fuck it is 2026...
if willy had a japanese wife and learned nihongo from her his speech would be feminine like all the other gaijin with japanese wives...
Kaelix is so done with this designing home job… he is so ready to resign
>>109691034hot ToT
hari's doing yoga in the parking lot i wish i could see her cute sexy little butt
Got the whole police force on a guy who hasn’t committed a single crime (that they can prove). Seems like the biggest slam dunk lawsuit for targeted harassment ever.
>>109691034i hope he cheats on her with me
When will he be able to finish his island…
>>109691115a court case arc built on this would be kino
Dr. booboo is feeling full of piss
how the fuck is claude on GTA V but wilson is not
Dr. Kox is so helpful as a paramedic.
Kaelix’s hamster has a new name now. It’s Pika Pika Willy-chama.
>another game overcow...
i don't think i can trust ems they're treating people while getting drunk...
There is no autotune during this Animal Crossing stream so I definitely counted it as a win for me!
Sunday will be Sidon time. Good news for all the Sidon fans.
>hari and friend are just breaking into random cars to steal moneysomehow this is kind of cute
claude immediately regretted telling her his real name...
The FOMO over District V is starting to get to Kaelix…
Im impressed at Millie's growth in FTL.Dont think she's flagship ready but she's getting to it consistently.
>hari still can't buy guni thought this was supposed to be fixed today
Bye bye Kaelix. Love forever!
>>109691572i fucking HATE league
claude's being the protagonist of his own crime movie
dr. booboo finally going to cat cafe
Exercise before sex
wait does yoga actually lower stress in the server?
Time for SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
this chief of police is constantly bothering doctor booboo. shes just doing her job saving people’s lives.
hari is going to go bald...
so what are noctyx doing for their 4th anniversary
>>109691726
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
It’s this guy again. How many times has he been the surgery room.
>>109691955>99% of women aspire to be the girl on the left>it's the job of the man to force her to be the girl on the right>she enjoys it more in the end and is grateful
hari turned into a RAT
doctors at least get free health care
Someone texted Luca about helping them with a heist and sonny called the number to ask them about it... they have a hunch that it's the police trying to corner them
i wonder what anon's povs are like because claude's has been pure hardcore detective show cinema
>>109692084I do wonder who that was. Is Luca being paranoid?
He got hit by ambulance right after getting cured…
Sonny compliments shu's leg muscles
Do you think JP ever looks over at EN's graphs and goes "wtf am I seeing? these guys are obviously botting"
Sonny, Luca, Shu and Jimmy. What is this group called
>>109692150Only terminally online Indonesians care about that shit
>>109692150Do you ever look at your worthless miserable life and all the endless spam you shit out onto this thread? You stupid cocksucking faggot.
>>109692195willydoko mafia
>>109692150Seible's chat. This is not edited or anything
Leo making Wiwa and Feesh take Eris along
menheris...
>>109692234Why do you have to insert wilson into everything
>>109692260they should entertain themselves by talking to each other like aster's chat
Day 2, still too peaceful. This is not the America I know.
>>109692195niji nova
hari loves mexican food now i'm craving some too
feesh be mirin
>>109692195ren is replaced…
>>109692195NIJIBOFA
>>109692318nijinova SUCKS
>>109692260Does he at least interact with the five people there or can he not even be bothered to do that much? I've never seen him.
>i want to go back to window cleaningthe box life isn't for hari
Remember to stream Cryogenic everyone!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuUQmr_l58A
>>109692204Bro Seible sucked so many cocks it's a profession
Lmao
Just COMMIT A CRIME HARI
>>109692437Are you seething so much at Seible because his voice gave you a boner once and you're desperately trying to re-assert your masculinity?
Sheeshfeesh on a date
>>109692536WELL MAYBE IF SHE COULD BUY A GUN SHE WOULD
The Bachelors (official name)>Sonny, Luca, Shu and JimmyThey're getting bachelor clothes (suit and some mask)
leo calling claude... he's coming down to the department to speak to serpico (meet his wife)
>cops didn't charge hari for her gun licenseshe got super lucky not having to pay ten grand
>>109692594Day 2, and people still can't use guns in this server. It's so over.
>>109692652>10K to own a gunGod damn
>>109691904dono drive for uki
Gn
>>109692652Hari was one of the first people to request a license from them, and they likely had not yet considered charging a fee.
>>109692520Report it to youtube or shut the fuck up. Youtube is not going to stand for that kind of shit it there is any amount of proof behind it. So show them your evidence and get out of here with the constant, stupid accusations. It's gotten extremely fucking old.
dr booboos nips are out!
Sonny is too broke he cant buy a mask
>>109692520thanks for doxxing yourself, lmaooooooooooooo
Feesh underboob
>>109692520WWW
>>109692797Built for paizuri
>>109692520took a look for myself, jeeesus fuck he couldve atleast lowered the number of bots… not even luca has those numbers
claude feels relevant to the pd with how much useful detective work he's been doing finding evidence to incriminate luca and the cat cafe
Nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG9s9Yzx1BMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG9s9Yzx1BMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG9s9Yzx1BM
>>109692818Stop samefagging. Start doing something about it. >>109692722
>>109692829not safe for weewas...
>>109692847this shit cracked me up
schizo wants to fuck seible after hearing how cute and vulnerable he sounds
hari and her friend are being recruited for a club...
>>109692880Seible is the kind of faggot who talks like a "little boy" hoping for donos while having a strong gay lisp.Freo is the type of faggot who talks like a woman, behaves like a woman, and wants to fit in with the girlies, while actually being straight. Kaelix is just a straight up run-of-the mill theater faggot. He is the reason father's slap their sons who take an interest in theater. The other one is...I forget. I think he was gay too though.
>>109692938You can just admit you're gay anon, we don't judge here
>now collecting garbage Hari...
>>109692979well it's that or being a hostess since she can't get a gun yet
>>109692971I'm the type of gay guy who fantasizes 10 hours a day about shoving my dick in a pussy and impregnating it.
cow is eating again...she sure likes to eat...
>>109692985>>109692979What the fuck even happens in GTA
>>109692987based mpreg enjoyer
>>109692985Becoming number one hostess sounds like a better job.
>>109692836LETS GOOO GRADUATION!!!!
>>109692987>fatty can only fantasize about having sex with a girlyou can’t make this up
>>109692938why are you describing your wet dreams about btb to me when ao3 exists
>>109693026Bro what do you mean fantasize. It's like a fucking obsession I have to keep in control at all times. I'm barely lucid.
>>109692836>Good Day!>GD>GraDuationbros not like this....
claude's been doing so much work, serpico really should promote him
>>109692818>>109692520Why didn't you reply back to this btw? >>109686163
>Now involving fighting.Truly gta experience
kek hari and her friend and the job guy got into a street fight
Petra PR, her song was added to the game toohttps://x.com/infalsus_jp/status/2025359889661669630
Sonny would let Jimmy make a burger out-of- his flesh and shu would let jimmy make a soup using his bone marrow
jimmy and shu offering their bodies for emergency cannibalism
>>109693079Let's gooooo, A game song sponsored.
>>109692836>Annoucement at the end of the streamWelp, gonna go back to watching Hari.
seggsy millie jumpscare
I miss illie already...
Maririn's super excited for this announcement
>have to collect 100 pieces of garbage Wtf, just become hostess already hari
dr. booboo needs more confidence. she’s doing great.
>>109693051Don't get me wrong Scarle still does well. Just not what she used to
>>109693154i don't think she wants to whore herself out...
>>109693079I really wanted to play this even if I know that I'm going to suckbut I just can't into yuri games for some reason
wiwa just kissed me. now she’s off to eat and get horizontal.
kugamark is happeningleo came to the pd on a bicycle so claude's driving him back to the hospital
the worst part of these big server arcs is that you have to stay up all night watching a stream that has nothing happening half the time
dr feesh's car doesn't get stolen because it has monkeys on it
Wilsoneers status?
leo and claude exchanged phone numbersleo is coming onto claude so strongly...
>>109693079lets goooo petoraaa!!! not gonna play it though a reply in an anonymous image board is enough support for her, anyway let me send another superchat for willy going to pee
>>109693249maybe for you, but there's always something happening with the povs im watching
Maririn says that human flesh smells like pork
>>109693178Poor holoen, they must be struggling if they're losing to her then
Maria does not recommend getting cooked, it could damage your muscles
>>109693296Yeah because you are a boring taste and people things that are boring excite you. I bet you like jujutsu kaisen
hari's gta has been so weird but comfy
>>109693251all of them are mourning
>>109693322Scarle's income fell a lot, she probably makes like $100k in superchat, which is pared down to $35k after the cuts.Her channel has extremely low viewers, so she barely gets any membership/vod income. So maybe she gets over the $40k mark at best.The crazy thing is, if she quit she could more than double her income overnight, yet she doesn't.
>>109693372paired*
>>109693331don't you have btb fanfics you should be writing? chop chop
>>109693379ok my ESL friend, go google the word pare
>>109693392pear*
>>109693399pare the pear into pairs, yes
maririn still watches oshi no ko?
>>109693332Hari's stream basically: "I NEED MONEY."
>>109693421>povertybaiting
Hari needs a gun already so she can rake in the dough
