This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: heeeyyyyyyy.... you got any.... lemons????https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2025860291125526545/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Previous Thread: >>109771723
Lumi wishes she had a fat ass.
Why is this cuck thread still being baked?
>>109777932There’s nothing cuck about living Lumi.
>>109777695>ThongDidn’t she say she hates things? Why draw one on her?
>>109778266So she will take it off
i love you lumi
Lumi is being a pirate again. https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Sex Eyes
>Lumi has no hobbies>She doesn't go out clubbing>She doesn't drink >She doesn't go out and meet menDo we trust?
>>109780303lmao nopethat’s just part of her business like a hooker telling you she loves you
>>109780935Why do you doubt her?
>>109780303Didn’t she have an itinerary of what fancy restaurants and clubs to go to when her brother visited her? Seems like such a blatant lie.
>>109781181""brother""
>>109781181that brother?me
>>109782567I guess that makes me your older brother now.
>>109783333chekd
>tfw in love with Lumi>Realize that I’m not strong emotionally to be the strong silent type for her>Would probably call me a fag for crying about my dying dog.
Lumi is a schedule 1 drug
Do we love our Ginger Lemon
>>109787464
always glad to drop in and find everyone still still alive
>>109785172Lumi will understand right?
>>109781007Lumi used to an escort and I just happened to be a client back then. Oh my boy if you saw her back then oh lord.
>>109788878Lumi will say she understands, but you would have given her the Ick
It pains me wen you don't believe her. Who hurt you anons?
>>109788878no. or worse. she will.
>>109790349someone needs to do a goebells edit of him doing his do you have faith speech but with tardwife instead
jokes aside, should lumi try masturbating more often? I could see that going two different ways. either an anxiety trigger or an intimacy acclimation strategy
>>109790349I believe her, issue is that some gumis believe fanfiction that they wrongly believe Lumi created.
>>109792556she unironically never lies about anything important and follows the same decision making making patterns as an honest person.
>enjoy authenticity>verifiably not a sadist>see pic related>enjoy it>somehow don't understand whyI may be autistic
Would you take in this stray?
>>109794117
>>109790349>Who hurt you anons?Lumi hurts me with her constant lying.
>>109795317lying about what anon
if any of you are awake, the mainlanders are having some sort of melty over the troll bake but are too lazy to bake a new one. can you save them?
>>109795985Here you go>>109796047
>>109796051cheers
White woman (Chinese)
why do we hate that guy who types like this but withsentencesentence
>>109796331We don’t
>>109799313yeah I didnt think so. solid.
>>109796051sorry for being a retard and not noticing the thing
was the well data real?
So, whatever happened with Lumi’s younger brother? One minute she was willing to whore him out to any girl to advance her career, the next she seems extra protective of him. Did one of the girls actually try and take up her offer? If so, who?
>>109800017elucidate us anon. some of us are good at figuring out people's fundamental psych but are very new to online grooming. it's a different type of noticing and it's one lumi is much better at than me.
>>109800017Jelly, or one of the Asian phase connect girls would have jump at the chance at getting with a 10/10 white boy even if he is young. Lumi realize this and this is why he stopped.
>>109794160I want to feed her and give her a warm bed to sleep in
I want to kidnap lolumi and make her into my pet cum receptacle. I'll feed her and give her a nice new leash and everything.
>>109800839Lumi would hate you.
>>109801793HATE or hate?
>>109801923HATE
3d was pormisednot arrived :(
>>109801994life is good.
Poor Lumisan, life growing up as an esl immigrant in america is hard.
>>109800017Uruka actually wanted to date him and Lumi panicked on stream about it. Imagine a Starbro X Uruka dating scenario with Lumi pretending to be okay about it.
Lumi should wear her Last Signal outfit, with the long wavy hair, and jacket on.It's the only thing that will salvage today.
>>109802628No>>109802628
Surprised she hasn't leaned more into her ice skating lore.
>>109803425She hates it because of her mother’s abuse.
>>109802628She should show up as Pupmi and not address it. Then bark when chat is annoying.
>>109803465Lumi killed pupmi
>>109803503Good
>>109803756No not good.
Tard wife is beating mass effect https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>109802019She used it for 2 tuesday streams.
>>109805158What happened to the vod? Why is it only 2 hours?
>>109805813she's back now retard
I love lumi. so much. especially now.
>>109806839I love her more
>>109807746I get that this isn't much of a flex, but I really don't think you do.
>>109802157>UrukaI wonder how Lumi would deal with a sister-in-law that's menhera and has BPD
>>109808508Uruka is stable.
>>109808697Anon, please don't trust.
I want to kiss her.
Watching the vod about Lumi talking about her divorces cousin, and jesus christ, she just keeps attacking the ex-wife for no reason
>>109809690I would too. she protects him like she does us. it might not be charity but the net result is good
Lumi is so scared of the pregnant Asari
>>109809833She should side with the wife. Where’s the sisterhood.
>>109809959no
I miss lumi
so I've never really been a piss guy myself, but if one was, how would one incorporate it into a stream? pun not intended. maybe an early hydration ritual? math and biology can sort out the details
>>109813332the way to do it with some subtlety would be a drinking stream, but she doesn't drink
>>109813459hmmm.. the easiest win would be on a day she doesn't see coming. whenever she needs to pee around hour 6. just assess quality of performance and work from there.tbf, she doesnt drink enough water. I'm sure as hell not concerning, but there's an angle there. there must be a way of verifying an inordinate amount of hydration and then performance check ins. it's not like she doesn't have towels.
>>109777695>artists always draw her in embarrassing positionssays a lot about lumi
>>109813332constantly drink and take pee breaks like rosemi
>>109813818she loves it
I thought Lumibut also myself :(https://x.com/Mrl_Ling/status/2027202026480832645>>109813818She doesn't like it but shes too bottom to put a stop to it.
>>109817826She’s not too much of a bottom to the gumis.
>>109805158I thought she hated mass effect?
>>109818244She learned to love Liara
lumi should bring back baby talk
>>109777695i don't think pilates can save lumi's ass at this point
>>109818598When did she start it back up?
>>109820156aww
>>109819188Lumi hates ageplay
>>109820608rightly so. it was still really fucking funny. not everything is sex. most things are tho so fair
>>109820622>not everything is sexIn Lumi's mind, everything is about sex and control.
>>109820660it is can you spot the lie? also, you'll know lumi really loves you when she gives you blackmail. for that very reason
I dont know whats happening on the mainland. whose side are we on? I dont have a horse in this race but lumi does and I always want her to win
>>109820156Does she have her shots?
>>109821654no
>>109820725What happened.
>>109822912clara drama
I saw a screenshot of a TTS saying something along the lines of Lumi being GFE but at the end of the relationship when you hate each other and are miserable.If she didn't just shrug it off or do her polite laugh, anyone got the VOD/rough location?
>>109824109I dont remember but I can assure you with 100% certainy that tts had it backwards
