I'm bored, name your favorite vtuber conspiracy theories
>>109788066After the Selen thing, Mumei was so pissed that she arranged for Gura to stream over every Niji event/big collab for months It was shockingly consistent.
I like that theory about Kiara originally being meant to join gen 5 under the name Nazca but then getting reshuffled to Myth after Polka became available
TTST - The Third Sister Theory (FWMC)Su is an AlienBat name is meant to be read as Batat not Bat atCover created covidGod is a holofagSora is Yagoo's daughterCecilia and Gigi are friendsIf leaked, the reason why PekoMiko ended could destroy Hololive foreverThe vtuber you least expect to be a lesbian iactually isRisu made this threadBVTM or other twitter page come here to farm rrats to post them on their accounts
>>109788066Back in my day, we called them rrats.
not favorite considering the missed out meltdown but they definitely timed gura's graduation with this site's blackout
>>109788066Pero is just Mococo doing a voice.
>>109789522Their voices are nothing alike. You need a hearing aid.
>>109788066Any of you ever notice that Chihayanon and Chihaya's car have never been seen in the same place? Awfully curious is isn't it?
>>109788066Holo is a grey company at best, just not in the basic incompetence like Niji, but in a more corrupted industry manner
Vshojo paid Fauna to sabotage hololive from the inside.
Sakana encouraged Phase Origins to chud pander thinking that they could drop the kiwi/4channel audience once they got big enough. Now he realizes that pulling is too late.
Hololive has been skinwalking its livers in 3D concerts since as early as Oct 2021 when the company put the MMD motion designers it mass hired into use
>>109788066Twitter Indians make these threads to enrich themselves on social media
>>109794070Pretty likely, I wonder if the girls get depressed with cover subtly flexing that they are in full control of their every movehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EviansVrSUhttps://youtu.be/zQMDuhmHYGU?t=380I found it weird that pekora and marine didn't know how to do the pekomari exercise dance by heart, ERB of all people practiced and did sort of okay, fubuki in another stream seemed to have it down decently.There's also "proof" against this showing ina dancing with a shopping cart or whatever it was, it's extremely easy to hire a dancer to say yeah dance really goofy like ina would
There’s likely a Vtuber that killed someone
>>109794339There's no way that smile on the first video is realholy shit why are their mouths SO FUCKING BIG?
>>109788066All of Vshojo's top tier members were in on the scam of AIDS charity or whatever it's called - shit got discovered during a yearly audit or some more attentive salaryman, so they agreed to bus Gunrun while Mouse, Mel, Geega, and a few other key members made off with the laundered moneyNow Geega is gonna spin up her ultra glowie corpo to scam and con more newb talents
There's an exit queue for graduation on EN side of Holo because they are arm twisting them to either live in JP or visit so frequently they'd need multi-month work visas
>>109788066Most of the shitposters on the board are jannies.The only other alternative to this is that there's only one or two jannies left and they only check the board every once in a while.
>>109794444Most were unironically low tier Cover salaryman shilling Hololive - it was discovered when the Vshojo collapse showed their former Cover manager showed up and said to shill Vshojo on here as a strategy
>>109794469You're mixing together like 4 different rrats
>>109794485No, it's literally one of the bullet points from Vshojos collapse>IM and Geega say Gunrun reached out to some JP talent for management>The guy they pick up was a former Cover office staff / manager>He was the same one who was sharing IRL pics of some talents he managed and was scouting>Tells gunrun the best way to improve Vshojos presence is through viral posting >Heavily implied by which sites he knew off the top were the go-to for posting and seemed to have experience doing it before You could see it back in 2020-2022 when random ass threads would start with "This is a Hololive board" and then in 2022-their collapse on multi vshojo thread creations and insta-bans on the vids of Zen being a male
>>109794554No they all happened but you're mixing up mowtendoo and gunrun with the jap.
>>109788066You can't hide from me, Friend.
>>109793620>>109794070>>109794339>>109794419
>>109788066You create these threads in order to find new shitposting material
>>109788066I was always partial to Mori drugging Gura at a party so Vesper could rape her while she was passed out. That's a classic.
>>109788066Streamers who say they love streaming and love their audience but can't because they are sick aren't actually sick all the time they're not streaming, they are just lazy and/or despise their audience but the money is too good
>>109794339Hololive have been using members' models with professional dancers for a few years now. Pekora and Marine both have distinct ways of dancing – maybe i've watched more 3d live VODs than the average bear – but either way, compare their live dancing to some of the dancing YT shorts (literally any holomem channel) and compare. You'll see that the dancers in those shorts are cream-of-the-crop ultra professionals edited to look perfectly rendered from some video game, unlike whichever Hololive member's real, more–natural dancing.
>>109796078It can't possibly be that somebody would practice a specific 30 second movement until it looks nice and then take the best cut
>>109788965ogey
>>109789522Holy retard
>>109788066Parrot is a industry plant, his schtick being very effective to introduce the cynical to this hobbyAIIEEEE
I'm probably gonna get shit for this, but I am convinced that when Caliope met Watame for the first time years ago, Watame was so excited to meet her EN counterpart that she was easily influenced into whatever Cali wanted her to do. Cali likely brought drugs into Japan (probably some cough syrup type crap) and got Watame high and changed her brain chemistry. Caliope is exactly the kind of person with predatory tendencies to get others addicted to substances. The whole Gura/Caliope hotel incident cemented my suspicions of Cali.Maybe I'm wrong, certainly my information is antiquated, but is there anything newer that proves/disproves this behavior?
Mori's name is in the censored parts of the filesand yes she was on the island
>>109788111>shark-ingly consistent.
>>109796602>Maybe I'm wrong, certainly my information is antiquated, but is there anything newer that proves/disproves this behavior?Well yeah, the fact that Mori is nothing like you're talking about and that getting high once off of drugs doesn't fuck with your head like that. It takes repeated and constant use of hard drugs over an extended period to fuck with your head irreversibly.
You know who, whore their talents out to investors making every viewer a cuck
>>109796710victim or offender?
>>109796722nta, but explains why mori is fucked in the head and why watame has drastically changed.
>>109796602>probably some cough syrup type crapMori literally didn't know the difference between lean and alcohol dumbfuck
>>109788066Nousagi raped parrot during their trip to Japan
>>109796078Post some examples.
>>109788066Lapu was in some kind of hiding or witness protection when she joined hololive, that's why she was stuck in a shitpit with bad internet and babysat constantly by Choco and a couple others(i made this one up)
>>109794444That would explain why I can get banned for calling someone brown and not nigger.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better
>>109796594He's on Phase payroll, even when Phase had the whole Clara/Jelly situation he refused to cover it.
>>109796602Calli has probably done weed at some time or another, but she's not reckless enough to bring drugs to Japan or to offer it to Japanese people she only met. I don't think she does anything in Japan and probably doesn't consume it in America either. If she was an addict she would have never left Texas in the first place.
>>109788066Cover employees (including the girls) are in cahoots with /vt/ jannies. Ina literally said on a Myth collab stream that "we have your IP addresses".If you ever notice something off when interacting between you and your oshi and you also frequently post /here/, now you know why.
>>109788066This is just theory and theory alone> Anti-spamming system was completed> Coco was a testing ground for Youtube.> Mori and Ollie can use this anti-spam system.> but by some reason, HoloJP can't use>Chinks randomly spamming other Hololive member because they can't spam Coco anymore.> At that time, Antis changed their strategy from Coco to Shirakami Fubuki.>Others get randomly spammed, but Shirakami gets spammed every single day.>And what's worse, they didn't spam Haachama at all because they claimed Haachama didn't mean to, but Coco did.>That caused Fubuki to lose a lot of sponsors.> And that caused Haachama has survivor's guilt.And the situation described above improved after Coco announced her graduation."Please... protect Hololive and my friends even I was gone"She chose the most cruel path for herself, for the sake of everyone.Fubuki understood Coco's reasoning and she cried so sadly that even those who hated her couldn't bring themselves to hurt her that day.This might be the truth about Coco's graduation.
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>>109788066Mokkupii and Feilean Cu are secretly dating and are good with their opsecs to hide it.
>>109801258Gigi is a bedridden Saba poster
>>109788066Kobo was a child prostitute, a beautiful story actually how she is now getting (or recently got, i dunno) a degree at uni
The only reason Biboo and Gura never collabed is because when they met in person Biboo got frame mogged so hard it increased her cortisol levels permanently. Biboo's cortisol was so high that she missed a growth spurt, forcing them to decrease her height by 6 inches. Gura saw this as an attack on her loli hegemony and then graduated shortly after.
First Stage Production EN is secretly another branch of Nijisanji.
