Immortan Edition>What is /lig/?/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.>Why /lig/?Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.>Wait isn't that one a corpo?/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents>/lig/ Numbershttps://lignumbers.neocities.org/>Twitch Clips Guidehttps://pastelink.net/34vd5>VOD Archival Guidehttps://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide>/lig/ VOD Archivehttps://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig_>Koikatsu cardshttps://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA>/lig/ Wheel of Nameshttps://wheelofnames.com/5jh-93j>Tiermakerhttps://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg>Upcoming BirthdaysMarch 6th - Lucy Pyre & Fuzuki MikiMarch 9th - SavehymnMarch 12th - Anya Melfissa & Haruka KaribuMarch 15th - HenemimiMarch 17th - SukoMarch 20th - ShirahikoMarch 25th - Rokoko PrufeiMarch 26th - Michi MochieveeMarch 28th - CyphiMarch 31st - Nina SaotomeApril 2nd - Honey Goblin>OC material for the OPhttps://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw>/lig/booruhttps://ligbooru.moe/>Duckshttps://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)Other useful threads:>>>/vt//big/>>>/vt//corpo/>>>/vt//choc/>>>/vt//flip/>>>/vt//haha/>>>/vt//indie/>>>/vt//mint/>>>/vt//swarm/>>>/vt//vrt/>>>/vt//xvsj+/Previous Thread: >>109870973
I claim this thread for Peo!
peace and love
Goodnight /lig/, I love my wife. Here are tonight's numbers.Numbers for 2/28:1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (7,255)2: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (7,036)3: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (4,480)4: https://twitch.tv/Silvervale (3,883)5: https://twitch.tv/MichiMochievee (3,563)6: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (3,500) *Combined7: https://twitch.tv/henyathegenius (3,199)8: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,611)9: https://twitch.tv/kumi (2,577) *Tie9: https://twitch.tv/deme (2,569) *TieNon-English:1: https://www.youtube.com/@Ririka_krmzw0707 (7,959) *Japanese 2: https://twitch.tv/Kamito_JP (2,318) *Japanese3: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (1,423) *Japanese
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>what are these big sausages guys?
I love Powdur!
>>109877276kek
Yours in body, heart and soul
>>109877276omg what a japanese cutie
>>109877292NTR the post.
https://www.twitch.tv/cyphicute cyphi in vr
these things are so imbred they don't even have legs anymore
>>109877219love and peace
mfw I'm pretending not to see ragebait
Good morning sisters, what are you upset about today?
>>109877292*gives you a box of strawberry juice*
>>109865478For House Saba he Fights fights fightaWith a trident he shows his Might might might
>>109877336essie will never deliver the hoof stream pics
>>109877337about para's big eyebrowsi will shave them
>>109877323this stream is fucking killing me kekevery freak she creates is worse than the last
>>109877359Calm down Hitler.
>>109877359House Parasi lost the games. It's time to let it go.
What's with the namefags?
What is up my sizable individuals generalers
>>109877380
>>109877409
>>109877370you ain't lying
cyphi pantsu
Holy fucking shit
>>109877442i already busted to her valentines asmr earlier, shes trying to tempt me again
>>109877442
>>109877332aloo miioid!!
>>109877466so cute ToT>>109877461so sexy ToT
should I give her ambien or something
>>109877434that one is the product of a floppy disk she dug up
>>109877468Aloo Batfren!
>>109877488Give her taco bell, and order a big trough of baked salmon from Whisker Whoppas so she doesn't have to feel like she's being stingy with her cats while she's eating her Taco Bell.
I'm starting to believe Moriko is not actually japanese and has been lying about it all along, and I have found strong evidence to support this>Claims (IIRC) to be half german, half japanese, but was born and raised in Japan>Has never, to my recollection in all my time watching her, ever spoken a lick of Japanese, or showed any evidence that she understood the language>Tailored her career, from the very beginning, to an english speaking audience (why would a native Japanese person target an english speaking community? And if her foreign father was German you would think, if not a JP audience, she would be going for a German audience)>Her accent is not even remotely Japanese, she claims to not know what her accent actually is>Claimed recently she doesn't like anime (very strange for a Japanese person)>Upon doing some digging in /vt/ archives, there are posts dating back to 2024 questioning her Japanese origin.>One post mentioned how she was familiar with a small indie band that is only known in Europe (hold on to >Multiple posts (dating back to 2024) claiming Moriko is actually an Albanian (a European country, hold on to this part I'm not done with it yet)that part I'm not done with it yet)>Many posts referring to an alleged incident where she (on apparently two occassions) ghosted Nina when she tried to vist her in Japan, making weird excuses for not being present when Nina was in her country>Checking her Twitter account, her location is listed as Europe (with it specifically stating it's a "non-EU country">Albania is a European country that's not part of the EUSo is she legitimately a fucking Albanian larping as a half-german half-japanese woman, and has been all along? Even decieving her own vtuber friends like Nina to the point of ghosting them rather than admit she's lying about being Japanese? For what purpose though? I always thought her accent was suspect for a Japanese person, but ever would I have imagined that someone would fake their entire nationality for seemingly no personal gain. If mods delete this I'll assume this is actual true.
Meat having somehow made an eldritch creature that instantly wins races is incredible
>>109877488Why are her shoulders like that
>>109877576meds
>>109877576
>>109877587and then she tried to get it to sire a clone that teleported out of existence
>>109877576didn't readbat
>>109877606Hi femanon.
>>109877292I should disappear like Ciphy
>>109877576erm it's called opsec sweetie, every vtuber should lie about where they are
>>109877576Whatever she is, one thing is for sure. She is not living in Japan. We saw actual evidence of it.
>>109877576She is a bat at video games
>>109877620Your punishment must be more severe
bat is 100% japanese from japan (purebred ainu) and has never eaten schnitzel
Bat history month is over and I didn't even to get suck Moriko's cock once. Life is unfair.https://files.catbox.moe/zep5ck.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/arzj8t.png
>>109877656>>109877675Hi two femanons. Can you DM me? Bat banned me, and content restricted me.
>>109877602kinda just what happens when you try to stretch a koikatsu model over the PES skeleton, never quite found a way to make it better
I need to impregnate Layna RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>109877708Alright then
https://youtu.be/D2sylppOxzMI'm glad vtubers were busy selling big expensive figurines, and labor intensive plushies instead of cranking out thousands of these, and nickle n diming the less wealthy sweet toothed audience.
>>109877798no she's one of those chinese africans
Barbie love!
MENTIONED
>>109877576>claims her name is morch when really it's mrongo
>>109877825I've had raw pork before
>he kekaroo'd
>>109877825Imagine trying to logically make sense of the English language.
>>109877825Because Pork rhymes with fork, and true enjoyers of swine enjoy ham with their hands rather than pork with a fork.
what's wrong with an ultra 9 exactly
>>109877825because of french influence in the english language i think
>>10987793711
peamaroo
I wonder if the devs of Horsey Game intended for playthroughs to go this wrong
>>109877937intel
>>109877825You eat beef with your teeth, pork with a fork, ham with your hands, and fish in a dish. Shouldn't a elf know this?GEEGA?
bataroo
>>109877738Holy Ancient soundpost
>>109878000Who the fuck is this guy?
>>109878014Hello femanon. Who's on tonight?
>>109878023A volatile and barely functioning unironic schizo inherited from /wvt/
>>109877999Need this hag
>>109878023You know how every village has a retard whose existence is kinda a joke? That one is ours.
>>109877962I don't know but the fact you can is fantastic
>>109877576Sir Batrick is dead, and you attack Lady Kyoho on her day of mourning? FOR SHAME!
sex with sleepys big boobies
>>109878152This but Dizzy's triple D's.
>>109878167While Mari is forced to sit in the corner and watch.
makofuckysucky live
>>109878167yeahyeah I can see that
god phase fags are so annoying
>>109878217sweaty nino pits pero pero pero
>>109878220
>>109878217getting early 2000s anime vibes
lulu lasso 2.0 breasts
>>109878184Not froggyloch btw before anyone got it mixed up
>>109877576The biggest question of the day: WHO FUCKING CARES?God, you retards bitch when vtubers don't practice proper opsec, and you bitch when they DO.
>>109878260>24 hour endython>only streams 15why is she like this
I am a bitch.Bitching is what I do.
>>109878293Because she's a BITCH.
>>109878319ohhh like
>>109877576She's just like geega who claims to speak Korean but never said a full sentence
molly giggles my beloved
>>109878336anyanghaseyo
Oh nice, cyphi is using the sex model
>>109878359thats an onahole
what if bat was a huge mega slut but she was really kind and friendly and genuine
>>109878366So basically Mint (fat)?
>>109878380no that is a dog
Remember when Bat got a system error message and it was in German?
>>109878381this + geega would never have ended up friends with kyou unless they both knew korean
woi~
>>109878381This is nothing i can just Google this and memorized it for stream
>>109878359Nevermind it's gone :(
>>109878424That's not proof
>>109878428pump and dump
This is a Panko.
>>109878359I love this one though
me and my wetpussy having cat off on an adventure
ligtubers most likely to enjoy ryona art of themselves?
>>109878577he bat? doomp it
>>109878556Para does it on stream.
>>109878556Para and Naiyo
>>109878527Oh don't you trust me bro me, I'm not trying to disprove anything just want to hear geega speak Korean
cute
okay that's a really weird chain of deleted messages
What'd that geega poster do
>>109878428Pump and dump my cum into her repeatedly
Geega called in the airstrike.
What if bat was actually good at video games
Sigh...
>>109878506It's fine, but she should make some Rplay content with her masturbating while using the other one
>>109878706She is the 10 game marathons are impressive
>>109878670>>109878674a bunch of posts about geega and jowol got nuked from /xvsj+/ too. just really odd.
Should I go to bed
What the fuck
>>109878674the last time this happened it was because he was sperging out in /#/ I believe
>>109878734He got nuked holy shit
>>109878054>>109878195>>109878253God can you and your fake bitches go back to your general? I thought you guys were gloating about btfoing the clara and her fans.
>>109878715I'm quite fond of this female
Wait why did I get deleted in the crossfire
>>109878716wait were you talking about this one?
>>109878758She's my favorite lunch lady!
>>109878743I don't see anything deleted in /#/
>>109878757not any of those anons, but you do realize theres plenty of people who watch them and don't align with that shit right?
Peo what are you doing with all of those save slots
If you guys get called out by mods or the streamer, do you guys stop watching the tuber?
>>109878795I think it was the politics stuff in the last thread going by the timestamps in the archive
very princess coded here
>>109878826FFFFFFFFGNGHHHHH
NOW the sex has arrived
>>109878826Meh, I've seen better
>>109878826I miss fangguuuuuu
I think Cyphi should show her toes
https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu
>>109878826
>>109878152this but with Naiyos bug boobies
fang guu more like fang SNOOZE
>>109878939Fuck off you fucking loser Fang is one of the best you piece of shit
>>109878939fang BOO was right there
>>109878939more like fartpoo haha
>>109878956chill reda stomp being such a simp
>>109878428I want to lick her and rub myself on her naked body
>>109879076cat showing the goods
Quote Retweets on sarus post just keep going.Though I do think it's pretty funny that she said posting your political opinion on Twitter is bad because there's no subtilité on there and people will misinterpret, and then she posted a complex political opinion reduced to a short quote and people misinterpreted it
>>109879076>>109879138has she said what kind of underwear she wears?
>>109878767Are Rplay prudes too?
>>109879164Dunno. She should do a spicy Q&A
>>109879158I can't tell what is trolling and what is genuine retardation anymore
>>109879187if i owned twitch everyone would have to tell their chat what kind of underwear they have on like suko and i would personally randomly audit them to keep them honest
>bred something so fuck up she just named it "WHAT" >WHAT smoked the competition at the racemore chuubas need to play this game
>>109879158Griffith from Berserk?? what has he to do with saruei?
>>109879191Ain't that the fucking truth
>>109879235He did nothing wrong
>>109879235berserktards are retarded
mr x aint that scary when you can parry everything
>>109879168no I don't think they would have a problem I just moreso think of these models when I think of her "sex models"
>>109879276oddly relevant filename
>>109879292True. Cyphi is built for knotting
>>109879158>subtilitéstop posting /here/, Rael.
Keep posting.
>>109879352
Honey...you mean HUNKules...
>>109879366AI
>>109876567
>>109879352ok
>i'm beating my meat again
Good morning /lig/. I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
I just think Meat is neat
>>109879418yeesh what a shite thread
>>109879408
Why do they all go to Japan at the same time?
>>109879502You cant beat Meat for a special treat.
>>109879276Oh hey, i played this map. It was fun but a lil annoying
>>109879508holofest
>>109879508vtuber orgies
>>109879508place, japan
>>109879508Cause after other tourists ruined travel there it might not be a good idea going solo
>>109879508To avoid a certain someone who was going to be in the US at the same time and would expect a meet up with the girls.
Italian woman love
>>109879508Because she hate me T-T
>>109879276It's fine, but she clearly prefers being a loli
Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness is getting a re-release, and I haven't heard a peep out of Marimari_en. What am I missing here?
>>109877702What did she ban you for?
>>109879600What if they called it XD roar
>>109879600tabs
>>109879600>Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness is getting a re-releaseWhy?
>>109879600She screamed like a groupie when it got announced. Somone posted a clip
French woman love
>>109879600 (Me)This is what I'm referring to btwhttps://x.com/i/status/2027386833311572246
>>109879635I don't have it but her going "OH MY GOD I'M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS" was really funny
Oya nursing handjob
lady ended, gonna sleep. Goodnight liggas
>>109879639para biting your neck to wake you up in the morning
>>109879596I mean I don't think she likes being a loli on the level of the baby model she was using earlier in the sexy stuff considering she used this one for all of her sexy stuff before, and this is way more in line with the other one than the chibi
>>109879635>>109879650Oh was that like a year ago? Like early 2025?
>>109879666yeah, it was before she joined phase. it was during a nintendo direct
>>109879665I think she was skirting fansly's puritan rules but triggered them anyway.
>>109879679Oh I'd actually seen that! Nevermind hehe tehepero
>>109879665This loli model is adorable
I hope saleur has the mental fortune to be fine with all the hate but twitters response it really funny
BWC
>>109879596Cyphi isn't really a loli. This is what her actual design looks like. I think it was on the actual rplay stream even she was saying something like "chat I'm not a child, I'm just petite/small" or something. It might have been a normal stream.
Pretty fox fema live for more streamhttps://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku
bon
>>109879918*cums*
erm
I would like to have sex with olivia monroe
>Grimmi reads a note about creating the perfect being in RE9>"Y'know this happened to the Queen of England. Pumpkin pull that up"
>cyphi visibly doing addition of 8 + 5 on her handsshe's lucky she's got such a sloppy pussy
>>109879996this is making me cum
I can't wait for winter
Don’t care about the drama but these tweet are funny to read
>>109880085Are they talking about her on the farms? That's a lot of posts repeating the same rrat lately.I did see theres a catelog thread with posts that are exact copies of tweets but no mention of drugs
>>109880120Kill yourself please
>>109880120it's basically a shitpost "rrat" from liggerman, but catalogpagpags and kiwitards are known to be really retarded and take every post at face value because they need a post to end in "/s" to understand it's said in yest
>>109879791>>109880085bro nobody cares
Average couple from naples visiting Italy according to rikku
>>109879882Well she should be
>>109880165Isn't Naples in Italy?
>>109880183it's complicated
>>109880183Sorry she did say in italy my bad
autistic teddybear and satisfactoryhttps://www.twitch.tv/miruku
>>109880183
>>109880085I checked the farms and looks like the people are from there. The proof they gave is "I recall reading it somewhere" "she's French" and a clip of her pretending to give chat a blowjob
>>109880231QRD on this chuddo?
None of them even watch Saruei. It's just Kirsche type tourists.
>>109880263nah it's brown cucks
>>109880259Shut up fag. Not everyone is fucked up like you.
alice peam lol
>>109880275brown frenchmen love saruei though
I feel like that one drawing of the ligga strapped down except the giant needle injecting him is labelled twitter drama bullshit
>>109880292best post ive seen all day
>>109880283This is such a turnoff. Is this the female equivalent of a guy who keeps asking for concent before he does anything?
>>1098802980% des français, donc
>>109880304>concentwhy am i not surprised?
>saru: im happy having a straight female friend, it's so great having a friend who don't want to fuck meWdsmbt
>>109880304No it's the equivalent of the guy who can't manage a sentence without mumbling a word and can't maintain eye contact for over a second
>>109880321
>>109880321bpd
>>109880277So she is chuddy?
alices password for every account she has is "peam"
>>109880292catgirl maids are peamPost more
Clio go to bed...
>>109880324>guy who can't manage a sentence without mumbling a word and can't maintain eye contact for over a secondI feel called out.
>>109880324Fuck you buddy
forsen
>>109880334Miru is a girl with a cutesy pink room with pink everything and pink clothes and pink mind.
>>109880355Nobody else will
My top 3 vtubers: >Shirahiko>Varidetta>Miia
>>109880383good good
>>109880348>>109880355
>>109880244>I recall reading it somewhere>a clip of her pretending to give chat a blowjobimagine being on the same level of retardation as simon pulling up 4chan archive screenshots and cuckfold fetish posting as proof
top 3 alices
>>109880364I looked her up on the archive and she hates that doxx site groomer pr*ctor so she's based
>>109880425nr uno
Many people are saying 3AM is now for the morbidly obese and senior citizens.
>>109880425side pussy alice
Good night, /lig/.
>>109880425
3D ALICE IS SO FUCKING GIRLY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>109880444lol you were doing this on thanksgiving and Christmas Day
>>109880467oh yeah? you want to kiss her? on the lips?
mating press alice
>>109880432you're such a fucking weird retard
>>109880383Brown hands made this post
listening to bao's fansly stream from a week ago
>>109880467
>>109880467would you say it's peam?
>>109877337i got lymes disease
>>109880495bobosex
The 4 horses of the peampocalypse
>>109880485Then don't advertise you're two view here
I need an eastern European gf
>>109877576>she would be going for a German audiencelollmao
stop stroking your cocks to alice
>>109878283big lies are bad. lying about being japanese is as bad as if someone says they are black but are really white
what is this face trying to convey
i need a peamjob
sucks that boypire deleted his latest stream with alice
>>109880492
I like Vivi...
you guys i think i like cyphi
>>109878816No, I just continue unashamedly until I get banned. I won't change what I do for some random stuck up internet based emotional stripper.
>>109880597cute sketch and hand
>>109880602You sound like the type of person who would get banned immediately.
>>109880597but clean your nails
>>109880619Done
>>109880601really?
>>109880626good boy
>>109880632What the fuck
>>109880601sex
>>109880575no
>>109880597I was joking. nice bat
>>109880632She sounds like zenya
This is bat country.
Did Nina give a projected shipping date for the 2025 Birthday merch? I suppose her stay in Japan doesn't help.
>>109880707who is their supreme leader
>>109880615I have never been banned.
>>109880707that's a very cunty bat
me and my oshi
>>109880632>>109880601>>109880577Are these the same vtuber??
>>109879490
>>109880720BatAtLeaderShip
>>109880735No that's gushy cyphi and vesper's friend
>>109880752What if you showed up to your oshi's stream and she had a tshirt like this on with your face and played it off as just some random face she thought was funny to everybody else?
>thread makes me go and check out ciphy>50 viewers>1000 followers on twitterThis is lig now?
>>109880735https://litter.catbox.moe/sfrwngxz4eor59om.ogg
>>109880775I would think that I finally got schizophrenia.
>>109880777One guy really started shilling her when she started doing sex work
>>109880777>lig shilling whoreswhat did you expect
I wanna hug and squeeze Vivi and tell her it will be alright
>>109880777>using Twitter followers of all things as a metricApes really aren't sending their best, not to mention there's no chuuba named "ciphy"
>>109880777That could be you for your oshi, it only takes 1 dedicated poster. Im 90% sure para is like 3 dudes with 1 guy doing most of the heavy lifting.
>>109880740
If bat give you a handjob, would you moan or stay quiet?
>>109880930Theres at least one femanon
>>109880941I would cry.
>>109880941I'd never let her touch me i'd give her a bat eye for even trying
>>109880941i dont think a handjob from most girls would feel good. it would just be bad masturbation.
>>109880941id honestly kill her :/
I just post about what I'm watching and find interesting
If my gf was a 2view vtuber I would absolutely shill her in /lig/ trying to make her seem gosling friendly to bait in new viewers.
>>109880941
>>109880996bro what are you even doing
>>109880996me personally? id cum in her.
>>109880996samepic unrelated
>>109880996This is honestly a terrible place to shill many people here will proudly say they don't sub and you're probably 10x more likely to get a schizo viewer if they come from here. High risk low reward
>>109879882I think she does a better job of being a loli character than a lot of chuubas with loli modelsMost of the time a lot of people aren't convinced with loli western chuubas, but she does a good kayfabe enough to earn compliments that she should be a loli, just like with Pillow
>>109881035Don't post tenma you know what it does to me
>>109880632goddamn
>>109880986It's just the omnischizo doing his usual routine
>>109880777>>thread makes me go and check out ciphyliterally no one did that
>>109881072
My penis smells
Bwah!
>>109881072I want to perform every sexual act known to man with Jets. The more depraved, the better. (True story.)
>>109881102
Liggers who would use the extra weight from their own pregnant belly to bounce on my dick with more force?
I like bat
>>109881088pure sex and they know it
>>109881044lucy too. she's really good at being mesugaki.every time she talks about her flat chest it gets me all bricked up
hehehe peepee poopoo
>>109881161
watatatatata
>>109881117ally for sure
>>109881044I'll be honest she acts more little sister or bratty princess to me than specifically loli, which are traits and tropes of a lot of loli characters to be sure, but I don't think she ever comes off especially strong as "childlike".But I guess it does come out sometimes like when she was laughing at her hair just now.
>>109881169I dont mind xdd and its variants but this one is probably my least favorite fad of them all to sweep multiple ligger chats ive seen.
>>109881072fang's tight young body mogging fat ugly women so hard they made her leave 3AM
>>109881171pakapakapakapaka~
>>109881171
>>109881195I've learned to not question shit on twitch anymore, and thinking about why things catch on and why they don't is not worth the time honestlyWorst case I just close chat and ignore it allThat being said, being a braindead retard like the rest of them and disassociating can be fun sometimes too
>>109881188Honestly though I don't get the Western obsession with loli being or having to be childlike.There are a lot of lolis you could easily call a "motherwife" out there, and not just in a sense that they look like a midget, but moreso that they act very mature and present themselves in a very mature manner but still is a loli
>>109881171>>109881204
>>109881161i applaud you good sir this post is like a symphony detonating in the middle of a polite tea party and scattering crumpets into the stratosphere HEHE HAHA HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHA as violins screech with operatic enthusiasm and the kettledrums roll down a grassy hill of exaggerated importance HAHAHA while i stand upon an imaginary balcony tossing roses made of confetti into the swirling gale of your magnificent verbosity HEHEHEHE HAHAHA the trumpets are wearing sunglasses indoors HAHAHAHAHAHA and the flutes are doing cartwheels across the marble floor of rhetorical excess HEHE HAHA LAUGHTER MAXIMUM because subtlety has packed its suitcase and fled the premises in awe of this orchestral juggernaut that refuses to quiet down even when politely asked by the librarian of common sense HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE the conductor now wields a glowstick instead of a baton and is conducting lightning bolts directly into a gelatin mold of destiny HAHA HAHAHA and the cellos hum like caffeinated bumblebees wearing monocles of determination HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHA i cannot contain the applause it erupts from me like popcorn in a microwave powered by pure astonishment HAHAHA HEHE LAUGHTER MAXIMUM and the audience is no longer seated they are orbiting the chandelier in synchronized admiration HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE as trombones slither down rainbows made entirely of enthusiastic punctuation that we absolutely refuse to use HAHA HAHA HAHAHA because structure is merely a suggestion in this grand carnival of symphonic chaos HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHA the percussion section has escalated to banging on cosmic saucepans forged in the volcano of dramatic flair HAHAHA HEHE and each clang sends ripples through the fabric of dignified restraint which has long since evaporated into a mist of delighted nonsense LAUGHTER MAXIMUM HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE somewhere a piccolo is laughing uncontrollably HAHAHA and the bassoon is attempting stand up comedy to a crowd of bewildered metaphors HEHE HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA and i am still clapping with the intensity of a malfunctioning windmill powered by joy alone HEHEHEHE HAHAHA LAUGHTER MAXIMUM because this is no longer a post it is a parade of glittering syllables riding unicycles across the tightrope of theatrical exaggeration HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE the cymbals crash like two frying pans arguing about philosophy HAHAHA and sparks of brilliance ricochet into the rafters where the owls of absurdity nod solemnly before bursting into giggles HEHE HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA the tempo accelerates for no reason whatsoever and now we are galloping through a meadow of neon hyperbole waving flags that simply read bravo bravo bravo HAHAHA HEHEHEHE LAUGHTER MAXIMUM and the choir has abandoned lyrics entirely in favor of shouting inspirational vegetables into the void HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHE because why not let the carrots sing and the turnips harmonize in triumphant defiance of coherence HAHAHA HAHA HEHEHEHE the grand piano has grown wings and is flapping majestically above the crowd dropping sheet music like snowflakes of ecstatic bewilderment HAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHTER MAXIMUM and still the melody refuses to resolve it loops back on itself like a golden retriever chasing a comet of applause HAHAHA HEHEHEHE HAHAHA the spotlights spin wildly illuminating absolutely nothing yet somehow everything HEHE HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA and the final crescendo stretches beyond reason beyond taste beyond the polite boundaries of indoor acoustics until the entire universe joins in one unified echo of delighted uproar HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA LAUGHTER MAXIMUM
>>109881171why she so stoupid
I wanna fuck bat
>>109881211Depends on who im watching tbdesu i get swept up in the mindless chat waves quite a bit for fun but for some reason mud was my mental line of disengaging with chat until they move on from it.
gentlemen.korean women.
>>109881195I'm stil trying to get over om
