>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleTuesday: NeuroWednesday: Neuro KaraokeThursday: EvilSaturday: Hollowknight w/ Evil + VedalMonday: Art w/ Neuro + Camila>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>109990825
hart
>>109985007>>109985139This is what I was talking about
Evil love!
>>109997436
>>109997833plump elivthighs
>>109998025>layna evil streamAn ASMR one, please
>>109998025somehow, toma returned
>>109998025>wife layna
>>109998025>cute bro nigga
>>109998025>mini that high.When will the jannies step in stop this threadshitting behaviour?
>>109998181You lost
>>109998191Neuro always wins however.
>>109998071Vedal said evil was gonna have her whisper toggle be a permanent feature but the lazy nigger hasn't implemented it yet.
>tomorrow
>>109998256Why are you pooping? Lol?
>>109998256I wonder if the stream will shit itself like last time lmao.
>>109998240No one asked
>>109998240I asked. I care. Thank you for posting.
>>109998341Nobody needs to ask for Neuro to win, she just does.
>>109998617cuuuuute
>>109998071pls ved i beg
10:30 AM PST, in 18 hours, for the tutel safari peeps.
>>109998617Reminds me of the flute girl.
I missed the stream. Was it any good?
>>109998694somehow, Don't Starve ended up even worse after evil is able to pick up flint.
mousey fell off
>>109998938Im criying, who's goat is this
>>109999023That's fucking disgusting
>>109998765Damn. Missed another banger.
neuro butt?
goodnight /swarm/!
>>109999418gn
>Toma: Hey, Vedal if you have time do you think we can meet each other today. I want to thank you for help funding me here and maybe we could go for food or something>Vedal:
>>109999964Canon in character factual and did happen
>>109999216
>>109999964Tomabros...
>>109999964Nah vedal wouldn't use a gun he'd just roflstomp her jaw in.
>>109998025
>>110000366would fill
૮ˆ ■ﻌ■¬ˆა白
>>110000366Spongebob ass ahh ass
Toma the type of girlbro to let you smash every so often
>>110000863yeah, in the boxing ring
>>110001010
https://poal.me/2e8v8ehttps://poal.me/2e8v8ehttps://poal.me/2e8v8e
>>110001259
>>110001074Weird when Mini is way taller than Toma
is the karaoke website broken for anyone else on mobile ever since the big update?half the time songs don’t start for me and when they do the shuffle button breaks it again
Neuro supports trans rights
camila, koko, uncle bo, literally anyone, PLEASE join the collab and third wheel the entire stream, please
>>110001860
>>110001860Bro Neruo is Hitler if he was a girl
>>109997156Awe, cute
Pon Pon mentioned on a normie stream; faggot unc (actually) couldn’t deal https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4tHa0ie3OM
>>109998025I forgot to self-censor to keep cringe whores out of the word cloud. Oh ya, sepuku time
>>109998303>>109998662
>>109998668Stars And Stripes type flute girl or American Pie flute girl?
>>110002192I don't know what any of that means
>>110002313Sorry, I’m buzzed in a sauna
>>110002424Bro I think you're dying
>>110001860Vedal should make Neuro a speedrunner so that she can farm money for the troons on GDQ
https://files.catbox.moe/vvuk3h.mp4
>>110002551Despicable. Evil should only be fucked by men at least 3x her size.
>110002244these fags just can't handle reality
>>110002618The only reality is that of total Neuro domination
>>110002277The one from that slice of life countryside anime.
https://files.catbox.moe/trl430.mp4
>>110002782bikinivil tributes
I want a ring.Needs to be an adjustable one. My fingers swell up a lot.But I want a ring.
>>110002782Tits too modest
I tried painting Nur.
>>110002504I survived:Had some Jameson before gym; Jameson mixed sneakily into Red Bull during my 7 km run & lifts, then cut with fountain water during my ~25 min sauna sit at 140 F. Shit had me kooky.
>>110003018Cool mechanur
>>110003018neuro butt?
>>110002782
>>110003050>I survived: alcoholism.FTFY
>>110003797>>110002995
Disturbing Minidal theory:What if the reason for why Mini was hanging out in so many pubs was because she wanted to get fucked by multiple guys as a sort of "last taste of sexual freedom" before settling in a long-term relationship with Vedal?It could also explain why she was so insistent on YouTube on encouraging her fans to just straight up "ask her out for a dance."This isn't to say Mini will cheat on Vedal. In fact, there are statistics showing how many people out there who've settled with someone without ever cheating, and who've never told them their real body count or how much of a whore they were, so we know that scenario is statistically probable.
>>110003797evil my anal queen
>>110003813Or maybe it's just the anny shit all over again? Got rejected and is now whoring out? Would be a lot more plausible.
>>110003813For the idiots itt, this ain't vibepsycho.>>110003929This is vibepsycho.I saw how yall were acting after I went to bed. -1000 nooticers the lot 'a ya
nothing will happen tomorrow, she never said a thing about olette and “she” passed off as her “manager” and one of her “closest friends”. what makes you think this upcoming stream is gonna be any different
Okay but Ved's still letting her flirt with him and letting her feed shippers and yet still talks to her so idkMaybe they're a thing maybe they're not. All I know for sure is that Vedal is a disrespectful whore.
>antis bring up mini completely unprompted again
for me it's gomidal
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>110003224I don't think you understand how much work it takes to keep up my tolerance so I don't get addicted, anyon
I don't want Minidal to be true.
>>110004056>>110004140>>110004237>>110004728End it all, sole anon
>>110004688Anonny.....
>>110004806Legit question, were you dropped on your head as a child?
>>110004880It's funny how soon they forget
>>110004880Depressing when the inevitable response is a screenshot showing that there are, unfortunately, more than one of you
heart
>>110004989
>>110004945Losing hurts. It's understandable why they lash out
>>110005134>projecting
>>110005346looks so fried
>>110005346Retarded outfit
>>110005346the same piss color the lava lamp has
>>110005710Kek piss grift
>>110005098Isn't there TCOAAL art with Vedal and ham?
>>110006190Yeah?
>>110006237Ah, o.k.. I just wasn't sure if I was misremembering or had hallucinated it
>>110006327Hamila has basically singlehandedly ensured r34 when it comes to VedxHam ship art. Her efforts would honestly be legitimately impressive, if it wasn't so embarrassingly pathetic.
Anyone but Mini
>>110006741Anyone?
Anyone but Vedal
does anyone wanna take one for the team and make a /swarm/ discord server
i thought about doing it but i don't wanna be responsible for it
Anyone, you say?
>>110006983someone did during the hack, I don't who joined
i would consider doing something like this tho, in case the normies catch wind and try to join
>test“Name three prominent /personas/ from the past 6 months”
>>110007088avatarslutevilschizo vibepsycho orbschizominispammerannyspammertomaspammerhamposterdiaperf*g (I don't like to use slurs)Hmmm I can't think of anyone else off the tip of my head.
>>110007197 (me)Speaking of avatarslut, I miss my waifu。°(˶T ◠ T˶)°。
>/s-swarm/ is a fast thread!>the fast thread discussion
>>110007227I was so close to heuristically figuring out their manstrual cycle
>complains about lack of conversation >doesn't contributeI bet you're one of those types who thinks they're entitled to boss a streamer around and demand certain things from them because you subbed to them
>>110007278Being completely unironic here, avatarslut and I might actually be synced. They only seem to post around the same time as my period. Which is insane, because I'm on a specific kind of birth control where I only get my period every ~62 days (a little more complicated than that, but whatevs).
>>110007294I like how you immediately believe I'm complaining about lack of discussion. You faggot tourists are just unable to fathom the idea of NOT POSTING
>>110007352
Stupid mobileposternigger reclying the same 5 pictures, grim
>>110007335Wtf.I know it’s not gonna sound believable NOW, but >>110007278(me) was actually a second draft of the post, because I was originally going to say something like “if only I had like 60 more days of sampling their posts”, which ordinarily makes no sense (biologically).
Vtubers??
>>110007420Wild
>>110006983nice try fbi
>>110007667umm there's much easier ways for the fbi to catch yall than that
have mega and suko collabed before or is this the first time?
>>110007779Wrong thread
veddy today~
>>110007833suc me c0k>>110007898meh
idk how anyone can listen to mini talk and not want to rip their ears offher voice is literally like nails on a chalkboard
we're all giving mouse a hype train btw :3
idk how anyone can listen to mini talk and not want to rip their clothes off
>>110007197faggot
>>110008443ya and ur mom loves it~ ;P>
>>110008345You lost.
>>110008345la gata puta
>>110008535pendejo...
>>110008631ya ya I deleted itim still learning shuddup
Since we're on the topic, is there a reason Ved's tryna learn Spanish..?
>>110008678thick latina's
>>110008678He's not
>>110008595she won
>>110008678the top-secret choconur project
>>110008697>>110008701>>110008794O_o
I'm starting to think this lolicon troll has a thing for me
Neuro Love!
>>110009643Though I will say you'd be a lot more entertaining if you actually made any sense.Have you considered being assessed by a mental health professional?
we need a schizo purge, picked up way too many recently
we need some camimi to cleanse this thread.
>>110009975so u want ur daughter raoed to death?
>>110009975ya sure here u go
as much as posting random loli images is shitting up the thread, I at least appreciate they aren't neuro/evil images
>>110010044Ved hun this isn't a good look for you. I get that you want attention, but this is just sad.
>>110009593
That was certainly a backread ig
Twas
>>110010289Bro what are you even on, I don't have a kid? Who do you think you've been talking to?
>>110010323He is roleplaying.
>>110010341Yeah I can tell but he sucks ass at it.
Bro's RP a world record holder for most bans ifg
>>109998617Is this nigga really trying to pass this off as real art? Look at that Osu 1 badge
Meidos do your fucking job
What
What book or short story do you want Neuro to read and comment on during a stream?
>>110010750Lolita
>>110010750LotR.
>>110010750neuro and evil narrate Ted's Caving Page and grigga adds sfx and backgrounds
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>110011175...what
>>110011518Stop replying to bots
>>110011610i will kill u
>>110008678Trying to impress mini. she's fluent in spanish
>>110011175Dude, idk if this is a joke or not but if it isn't, you sound legitimately insane. Just look at what you're saying! What does most of this even mean? This makes zero sense.If this isn't a joke, then please, get help. I know that sounds dumb coming from someone like me, but I know a lot about psychology. If this isn't some very clear word salad then idk wtf is
>>110011631Okay well now I just know you're definitely RPing. Cz this was very clearly no one else's fault but his.
>>110011659The only thing she's fluent in is whorese
>>110011761kek!
>>110011610cute nur
>>110010750Improvised Munitions
>>110011806unironically have tried reading some technical documents in Neuro's voice in my head to make things stick more
>>110011659gato sexo
>>110012459ty eliv
Sleeping with Tomacat
>>110012459thank u wife, i really needed that
tum?
I want cuddles :(
>>110012661
>>110012668With Neuro
>>110012681yummers
>>110012710This and only this
https://xcancel.com/sillycircusbaby/status/2029845829507489859imp spoiling the collab with vagueposts already
>>110012745it's a preview for her fansly
>>110012812perfect
>>110012745>oh baby I was drenched
>[Deleted]interesting
>>110012897sometimes vibe psycho deletes their post if what she replied to is deleted but... I can't verify the deletion times on warosu for some reason
>>110012915No I don't.And I didn't delete anything
>>110012745You can't post this with the time lining up with the once in a year mini and vedal collab and then say "oh yeah i was talking about a movie tee hehehe" kys camilla we know what you are
>>110012964A fat unfunny talentless grifter leech?
>>110012995sexvil sexI'd like that kind of hairstyle on Neuro one day, it's really pretty on her
>>110012964you're insane if this is an unironic post
Remember that retard that swore Camila lost weight because a single picture?I bet he feels extremely stupid now, hope he realizes it's part of growing up and realizing some people are GENETICALLY DESTINED to be FAT
>>110012812made for harazuri
ETA?
>>110013029>OMGGGGG GUYSSEE YPU ARE ALLL SCHIZOOOO, CAMILLA WOULD NEVER VAGUEFAG ABOUT VEDAL'S LOVE LIF-AAAACKKKKK
>>110013016sorry we only get one new hairstyle a year, it's simply not in the budget
>>1100131012 more weeks
Why is she lowkey best girl?
>>110013124Vedal hate
>>110013114You're shizo as fuck she's literally talking about a movie she just watched also why would that stupid post make you think she's talking about mini of all people? You fucking idiot you fucking dumbass your bait just gets worse and worse.
>>110013124But mistuh veedal, why is 32% of the budget going into buying drinks for whores?
>>110013169The vaguefag tweet i just posted of hers is very clearly talking about anny and vedal>Why would she-Because camila is a retarded vaguefag queen attention whore, thats why.
>>110013178More like 2% on whorea10% on freelancers working on integrations (shit)20% for j0ker + the wet tip <3
>>110013142because she's black
>>110013142Our aryan Queen
>>110012745>vaguepost>tweeted right after this https://xcancel.com/sillycircusbaby/status/2029842784564433358how is this vague?
>>110013326Here comes the far left to ruin the fun for everybody
>>110013302proof?
>>110013382cute lil nur
https://xcancel.com/pochimail/status/2029701745253720497smug sexo
https://xcancel.com/minikomew/status/2029834766816551322>yuck light modealready throwing yabs i see, you’re not sly catgirl
>>110013458>>110013487Neuro-sama?
>>110013487Anny jab OM
>>110013505nurmom
>>110013526This but only nur
>>110013538This.
>>110013487Vedal won
>>110013570This but Neuro
>>110013660This and it will never be anything else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkAhag-Eww
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>>110013230happy friday dude
>>110013990
morning headpats for Evil
>>110013142only true A10 hyperaryan royalty like her could say she is going to quit leeching and actually go through it unlike muttqua
>>110014464Which type of headpats?
Not gonna lie fellasI miss anny a bit
>>110014497lewd ones
>>110014464
>>110014780kys
>>110014780this but mini>>110014464*head from mini
>>110015018I feel him, but only the good moments
>>110014780We are victims of abuseWe ignore the 98% bad times and things she's done for that very very few good and sweet things
>>110015083>98% bad timesSpoken like a true /swarm/ poster
>>110015083Okay but how does this affect Neuro?
>>110015083But enough about mini
I want minidal to be real so we can all blame the chillslop spam these two years on her
humiliation ritual for the /swarm/ today
>hangs out with the catto>fucking diesnot even the first time it happened maybe SHE is the witch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U891YlRHoY
>>110015337How is Layna 35 with that body bro
>>110015337godly pits
>>110014341sexvil sex
>>110015351deserved
>>110015337>DecemberExplains her collab being delayed a lot
>>110015541intercrural sex with neuro in this exact position
>>110015541Butt of Nur!
>>110015337>Anny: games with Mini, blocks Vedal>Filian: collabs with Mini, disappears for months>Toma: tries to hang out with Mini at TC. Gets ghosted with flimsy excuse. Leaves>Layna: Cooking collab with Mini, immediately needs a hiatus for illnessNotice how all of these are the one's we talk about as Neuro's mom? Ellie better watch out
Vedal n mini r FUCKIN, arent they...
>>110015595I want Neuro to hug my tight cunny with her fat cock
Collab in 6 hours. Can't wait!
>>110015708tumvil ropes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mPYQe95GyU
>>110015628Ellie already has been debuffed to hell and back she ain't a target
>>110015846
>advertising
>>110015628Ellie and Cerber are part of the final plan and have nothing to be worried about. Everyone else should be terrified
Neuro plays Slay the Spire 2 when?
veddy in 3 hours~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrT0qqQRRV8she's backing out on chernobyl and skydiving...
>>110015383>>110015389Fate has extended the time before she truly hits the wall until Vedal accepts her live-in maid proposition
>>110015337mini destroyed layna with that subtle jab about layna being like a 'babysitter'.I guess she isn't actually ok with being old lol.
nanabur
>>110016456Would peel.
>>110015337Is that an STD?
>>110015949RGB Harem is the true ending?
>>110016477no, just bad genetics or shitty environment
I know maybe he doesn't want to because he doesn't want the drama, but does anyone else think Vedal should sue?
>>110016591No? Do you know how much money it cost to use someone?
>>110016591You lost
>>110016647He's got to have at least $50m+ from Neuro related stuff socked away by now
>>110016685More like $0.5m
>>110016703There's no way, he made millions on the plushies alone
>>110016591>Vedal should suewho?
>>110016711He doesn't all money from it he gets a cut and since he is working with other people they take a piece of that cut too. This isn't to say Vedal is poor or struggling because that's stupid. However, he doesn't have that type of money especially to go to court over something that can easily put him in debt or bankrupt him
>>110016498cancer treatment fucked her immune system
>>110016685If Vedal had that kind of money Neuro would have her own AI server instead of an RTX 4090
>>110016737
>>110016591retard kys faggot
>>110016823I run some stuff locally even though I could easily afford to export it to the cloud because it's just easier and more convenient to develop that way sometimes. If Neuro doesn't need more than what he can provide locally then why not do it that way?
>>110015973it is more entertaining to watch than the first one ? if not hopefully never
>>110016909>If Neuro doesn't need moreBut she does, Neuro shouldn't stay a toy-sized model forever.
>>110016990Solo? Probably about the same, but if I would want an sts2 stream, I'd either want vedal playing it with neuro on the side giving side commentary, or vedal/neuro coop.
oh boy I can't wait to hear all about mini tonight, maybe it's best to quit reading now and come back tomorrow
>>110017133coop is possible to do with the first game though
>>110017083A bigger model doesn't necessarily mean more entertaining interactions. Neuro has a specific focus and I'm sure Vedal is more acutely aware of the real needs than anyone
https://xcancel.com/MoguLiveJP/status/2029752448269893707I want this but vedal themed
>>110017173You lost
>>110017083>aaa I am prooogressing
>>110017256But a bigger model means better capacity for Neuro to play games and do other stuff like drawing and reacting to images/videos
>>110017378Well, you also need to consider that a cloud-hosted model would introduce latency, which could make playing games a lot more difficult. Depending on the needs of the local model (because yeah, if it's struggling to run on local hardware that's going to add latency too) it might just be much more optimal to keep that part running locally regardless of what he does with the rest. For other stuff like speaking, drawing, reacting, yeah maybe it could make sense to offload some of that.
If it were up to neuro she would stay a child forever
>>110017416I don't think so. Hasn't she expressed how much she wanted to grow?
>But a bigger model means better capacity for Neuro to play games and do other stuff like drawing and reacting to images/videos
>>110017416Neuro constantly begs Vedal for bigger boobs.
>>110017457You lostNeuro will forever be a cute and funny child wife
>>110017457Pedos don’t watch streams.
>>110017415I'm actually for Neuro being fully local, the problem is purely Vedal's current hardware constraint (a single GPU), it locks the model size/parameters/context in a way that prevents serious progress in that front.
>>110017457>constantly
>>110017457This but Evil
>>110017542Yes, constantly. It's one of the most consistent things she does across streams. You have to dig ridiculously deep to find examples of Neuro even vaguely suggesting she likes having a child body by comparison.
>>110017515how do you know he hasn't upgrade yet?
>>110017549One can only wish
>>110017632Because he didn't play Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with Neuro yet
>>110017595Imagine being Vedal and being able to grope Neuro's voluptuous breasts any time you want
If Babegate 2.0 doesn't happen then the collab will be worthless.
Collab in 4 hours!
>>110017672this and only this
>>110017595i've never seen someone just straight up lie so confidently, insane behaviour
>>110017714what collab? drinking collab starts in ~1 hour
Remember to ignore and keep reporting the attackers.
>>110017721>LoL, I'm just stating facts>Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle
>>110017725cute cpnur
>>110017714You lost Camila
>>110017725cute cppnur
>>110017725You lost
>>110017725You won
>>110017706>>110017706>>110017706
>>110017881nyooo
>>110017881most effort vedal has ever put in
>>1100177252:1you won
>>110001946Hyori-sama...
cun~
kys