▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Phase Citizen] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki ◆【Kokoromo Memory】[Phase Citizen] https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】[Graduated] https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>110112772
i miss clara
>>110117844is this the 5 guys con girl?
Ear Slut
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
>>110117844>No Sinon OP Lame
How would your oshi reach to you crying after you climax
Hag sex
>>110117921Lia would probably laugh at me :(
pcg is gay and that's ok
>>110117921
What's the /pcg/ VRC server?
>>110117921>reach
>>110117921with her arms?
>>110117969I remember saba. Any streams lately?
>>110117969
>>110117921She would hold me close, and support me through it
>>110117969are you looking to have fun with some femboys? if so you've come to the right place
>>110118014Realistically most women would probably do this and then break up with you in 3 months because you gave her the ick
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2030879652718272699How the fuck are we supposed to compete with this?
>>110118055
>>110118004Yeah! A collab stream last month with doob, henya, and green mint deer girl
>>110117921>get the ick and leave
>>110117924Fine, okayhttps://files.catbox.moe/mhpe72.jpg
>>110118048If it happened once I could see them being okay with it, flattered even. But yeah if it happened often most women would be gone
>>110117921She would laugh at me and explain how she was better at sex than me.
https://x.com/i/status/2030812761534480460Pftf?
>>110118070Wow, impressive.
>>110118065use cases for this??
>>110118065Women are freaks
I love lumi. I just do hope she is feeling herself again
>>110118065Rie? Just be normal. Easy.
>>110118133Lumi doesn't masturbate
>>110118112All of them
>>110118133Yeah, sexually.
Eating Lia's ass
>>110118065Anon, I hate to break it to you but you were already not competing with any of the toys that came out over the last decade.
>>110118112
>>110118144like herself again*but touche, very well played.
I have sexual thoughts about Dizzy Dokuro's voice actress...
>>110118123
>>110118194It is rather ungallant of you.
>>110118112Pyrocynical?
>>110118217This anon's improving
>>110118240that's a child
This thread will be better!
>>110118217leave my lumi alone you fuck
[Jelly news] She is gay.
>>110118253a sexy one
>>110118258Lumi would be flattered if she learned you jerked off to her
>>110118260Whimsical, jolly even.
>>110118258Lumi is a slut who loves the idea of men jacking it to her
my deer wife left me…
>>110118273
>>110118275Is this true gumis?
>>110118112Oh, would you look at that.
>>110118328albino nigga
>>110118325I told her on Twitter once and she started reading my chats more
>>110118214>POV: you're the last slice of cake in the hime fridge watching your cucumber friend get taken away instead
>>110118275right now I'd rather give her a firm orienting hug but yes her new outfit was responsible for pushing me over the edge. so. touche>>110118325anon meant me specifically
I’m playing with my bussy right now in case you were wondering
>>110118389I wish this was lumi.
Why did Sunbrocean get banned from Phaser chats?
>>110118374I laughed too hard at this mental image
>>110118360nice
>>110118411I can be lumi if you want
>>110118415Lumi got the ick, and let the other girls know about him.
>>110118458I still see him in chats.
I wish I was balls deep in Lumi right now
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>>110118477I blocked him on my end a while ago. The way he types was making me irrationally angry
>>110118458>you can be a #1 ranked groomer who donates a lot and has the streamer fawn over your ubermensch persona (all made up but it's whatever) and she can just get the ick one day and excommunicate you from her entire friend groupKinda a black pill
Hard cock if anyone is interested
>>110118445well I can't turn down that offer. once the collar is on, a slave is a slave.
>>110118520It's pretty easy to not be creepy.
>>110118520just don't fail the vibe check
>>110118525Oh I'm very interested
>>110118458>>110118500Examples?
>>110118536>>110118540this. also don't annoy people she likes while she is watching. she goes into mama bear mode. it's nice to see her be brave
>>110118597>>110118380>>110118133You talk in a really annoying way I just wanted you to know that
>>110118560He always thinks he's the main character, and tries to tell the streamer what to do. Plus he acts like he's an expert in every field, but when you look up what he says it's always blatently wrong. I know thinking about a chatter this much is gay, but he just really annoyed me
>>110118625I'm glad to hear it.
I just fapped into oblivion
>>110118664What were you jorkin' to?
I just fapped into morrowind
>>110118644I remember when he was talking about some scientific breakthrough and used "we" like he wasn't some barely employed bum that spends most of his time trying to appeal to a mildly retarded anime girl larper
>>110117755This is what Pippa does on vrchat
>>110118685A hot dark elf
It feels so good when my oshi reads my messages and laughs, bros...
>>110118644it obviously isn't just you. lumi actively enjoys being backseated and loves giving people a chance to share their autistic special interests. she might ignore you if you're autistic about it, but you know you done fucked up when she of all people is sick of you.
>>110118712capipis are the gayest of all fandoms
>>110118520>a #1 ranked groomerdonating a lot does not make you good, the guy scares the hoes big time
My lovely wife Panko
>>110118717Based
>>110118726Yes but the better it feels when she reads the worse it feels when she doesn't
My wife panko manko
My wife Dizzy Dorkuro.
How many dildos do you own?
>>110118719I don't like it when it happens too often. Streamer read someone else.
>>110118803If it bothers you you can just not chat for a bit
>>110118799Technically, zero.
>>110118520>#1 ranked groomerDid he actually donate that much? Every time I saw him it was a couple dollars and he didn't even member.
>~7.4k away from 100k for jelly NEED FEET
>>110118536>It's pretty easy to not be creepy.Not for creeps it isn't
>>110118823I find typing fun, I just want it to go to the void or other chatters.
>>110118842Not happening.
>>110117868she is up to 6 guys now
>>110118832In terms of streamer affection
>>110118836That’s peanut butter right?
>>110118726>loves giving people a chance to share their autistic special interestsWomen actually hate this unless they really like you
>>110118719I remember I made Saya belly laugh so hard the stream got interrupted once and it felt so good. Naturally she graduated like a week later
>>110118065Rie might be too far gone but shes not "the aliens have wiped out the world leaders in only a day and are now demanding human women that can satisfy their giant 3 foot long alien cocks or else the earth will be destroyed in 6 more days" levels of gone
>>110118832That's even worse. Why donate if you aren't a member? It just comes off as attention seeking instead of support.
>>110118719Same, also when she remembers something I said over a year ago
>>110118852>I am so for my fellow man I can't control myself for a short while for something that is actively bothering me
>>110118719I thought I was above something like this but then it happened and life wasn't so bad for a tiny moment
My overworked wife Chisaka Airi
>>110117844Is she gonna shove them up my ass.kinda hot
sex with Iori and making Larry clean up the mess we make
>>110118864now I want to watch autistic girl covers herself in peanut butter
I want one of you faggots to toss my salad
>>110118867You couldn't protect her smile.
jelly being nice for no reason is scary
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141314677do you think runie would approve?
>>110118944I want to fill them both with cum and make them kiss cause they're siblings
>>110118864it use to be
>>110118944Sex with lori and larry at the same time like in that Vania doujin
>>110118960She's good to us.
mari mondayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THyoaS5bCeIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THyoaS5bCeIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THyoaS5bCeInini asmrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy7gsU01LQohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy7gsU01LQohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy7gsU01LQochildrens card gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNw-qGQTkUwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNw-qGQTkUwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNw-qGQTkUw
Honestly pippa should molest aoi
>>110118970what the fuck are those other things that guy made
>>110118864Well, at least the first frame is salvageable...
>>110118917I used to be really strict internally about not getting too parasocial but something snapped in me recently and I've gone full gosling. I love her laugh so much, it's so cute... She's so cute...
>>110118958I wasn't strong enough...
bibi's a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck
>>110119006yeah ignore those
>>110118912Kana gets dedicated artists like this?!
Lumi is a hoe
>>110119018Give it a few weeks and you'll come back down a bit.
>>110119069That’s a licorice twizzler right?
Why are these grimmi vids ruined
I bet none of you have actually masturbated to Larry
>>110119109The person making them has a feces fetish.
>>110117921>crying after you climaxNo one actually does this, this isn't a real thing, you need to touch grass
>>110119109There’s nothing wrong with a little poop
MORE POKEMON SLOPIA
>>110119123I’m beating one of right now
Smexy sexy Siren is singing tonight:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy7gsU01LQohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy7gsU01LQohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy7gsU01LQo
>>110119018Let yourself have fun
>>110119163I'll check the vod out later.
>>110119127It feels pretty good to get your shit pushed in
sinons birthday is pi day?
>>110119173Yeah but if he goes overboard he might blow a stupid amount of money and make an ass of himself.
Sinon is a hoe
>>110119163what’s the point of watching Sinon when you aren’t horny
>>110119191I'm looking forward to seeing her daki.
Everyone is so gay and horny here, it’s pretty based
>>110119207I'm always horny
>>110119207> not horny> watch Sinon> horny> masturbate> prostate health improvedThank you Sinon, I appreciate that
>>110119194Spending money on streamers?
>>110119226she’s already barely wearing any clothing
>>110119206Yeah, Nanonobros hoe
>>110119253Still too much.
>>110119226I wish we could see her penis
>>110118374>HimeRP>RPThis is just a re-enactment of when I first met Hime
Hime is a whore
i got drunk last night and ordered viagra wtf
hime is my whore
https://files.catbox.moe/84k4ci.webm
>>110118881Rie read Gantz?
Hime is wife
>>110118881Oh hey, I've played out that RP scenario before
Which talents have sent the most money to vtubers
>>110117969god I fucking hate Gura
>>110119344Hime is life!
>>110119173I've embraced it. She gives me nice feelings that I haven't felt in a while. Feels good.>>110119194That does sound like something I'd do. Luckily(?) I don't have that much money to blow right now, and as bad as I am with money, I don't make a habit of spending money I don't have.
just ate 2 Costco chocolate chip cookies from the food court
>>110119395nice, i had chicken soup made from a leftover costco chicken tonight
>>110119344HIME LOVE!!!!!!!!!!
>>110119363Hatred is unhealthy.
The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/
nini /pcg/...
>>110118065I GOT SOMETHING TO SAYI KILLED A BABY TODAY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO MEAS LONG AS IT'S DEAD
>>110119451Nini doremu.
>>110119302You can tell us if you have ED, Anon. You're among friends.
Hime is a worthless slut and doesn't deserve any love
everyone doesnt have mold bibi...
Hime is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support
I would very much like to insert my penis into Sinon Sinfonia
>40 minutes to add something to my amazon order to be delivered wednesday What do I add
I love her
>>110119473I think it was just whiskey dick...
>>110119030She got her new model rigged for free, too.
why's there a bunch of hime posting
>>110119363Hate leads to suffering mmmmm yesss
>>110119535A gallon of personal lubricant.
>>110119563there is not enough you mean
https://x.com/HimemiyaRie/status/2031199039728017894Fucking Hime
>>110119535ammonia
>>110119535Me. Alternatively you can add some new pillows to replace your gross ass yellowed out crusty things
identity theft is not a joke bibi
>>110119559Kana needs more alternative art
hi hi
>>110119616>Fucking HimeI do this.
>>110119535beans
Do you think Bibi expected to become a sex icon when she joined Phase Connect
>>110119656I want to correct himebaby so bad
>>110119616In a moment
>>110119633I have Nolah ArcticCore pillows, one low loft for back sleeping and one high loft for side sleeping.
>>110119363
>>110119738saya was always right
bibi wants willy onee sama again
>>110119777
>Only has like 3k caps>Thinks she's richOh Jelly you sweet summer child.
>pickled sakura leavesthat doesnt sound tasty at all
>>110118901>I am so for my fellow manno, it's not about others. it's about extra attention put on chats send mindlessly.>something that is actively bothering meYou are putting too much weight on it. I dislike it the same way you'd dislike being offered food after you are full.
Rie is not even the best hime
>>110119842I wasn't there for the character creation. What are her SPECIAL stats? Luck 10 and clearing out all the casinos is too OP
>>110119905>>>/out/
>>110119909I think luck was 7 iirc. It's not really a build, she's just having a good time with it.
>>110119807
>>110119909>>110119923She had luck 6 because she fucked up. She spent a perk point to fix it.
>>110119922Junny on my face.
>>110119922who is the top and who is the bottom here?
I need to do something
i think i got fatter
>>110119923I mean, it doesn't really matter if she has a real build with any thought put behind it at the end of the day. She's playing on normal and getting hard carried by companions.
>>110119905That's right, the real Hime is live right nowhttps://www.twitch.tv/hajime
>>110119909She fell into the noob build. Will make things interesting.
>>110118065RIENODOWN
>>110118065imagine tickling her dried up ovaries with this
>>110120028its all that strawberry shortcake you are getting fed
PFTF?
>>110119979squats
>>110119924Is it odd I somehow think Shiina is an invader? Maybe its because of the space theme and it fits Lumi/Jelly.
>>110120028
When I think about cute women I get really angry because they dont exist.....
>>110120043At least with int 10 she can level up fast enough to mitigate her lack of damage. per 5 means guns will at least do something
>>110118065
*slaps pippa's ass*
>>110120086hate this ugly thing
>>110120091alias doesn't have the best gen cohesion
>>110120086I just did 10 Arnold curls and 90 second plank. Ill do some sit ups and push ups, then some squats and leg lifts.
>>110120081Shiina
>>110120081
I love LillyWhich Phaser is for me?
>>110120081early Pippa
>>110120171bat
[Jelly News] All gooks banned in chat
>>110120028This much fatter?
>>110120187
>>110120187zased
>>110120043>3 strengthI love not being able to carry more than 2 guns on me too
>>110120081what this anon said >>110120154
>>110120217
[marimari_en news]Have you ever talked to a woman before?!
>>110120238More people should draw Aiko naked
>>110120278
Sinon want to watch me jack off...
>>110120091It's because her PL is well known, she debuted before you began watching Phase and she has spoken about her time vtubing before Phase similar to how the Invaders do
>>110120477That doesn't sound very seiso.
Lumi has a dirty pussy
>>110120477I can't deny her
where is this hags tattoo?
>>110120492>It's because her PL is well knownnta but I agree with the other points but this lmao. A lot of buttercookies aren't aware of her PL and even then talk about it is restricted because the aftermath was yab
Straight up just jorkin' it to Sinon's voice right now
What the fuck is slay the spire and why are so many girls playing it
>>110120617It's the sequel to a game that came out like 7 years ago.
>>110120617It's only the sequel to the greatest indie game of all time I really don't see what's the big deal
Is caravan actually worth it? Always seemed a waste of time to me.
>>110120617are you 12?
i love mari
>>110120675You should play the game in the way you enjoy
>>110120043Seeing a SPECIAL stat other than Endurance at 10 on character creation in New Vegas tilts me to no end. It's so suboptimal. Like, you have the implants, the Lonesome Road point, the Sink perks, the buffs from clothes and drugs etc etc
>>110120171Wemibut rin best
>>110120546Anyone who is around for long enough knows. You cuckolds focus on your cuckoldry, but at the time she was hired Shiina was bigger than everyone in Phase.
>>110120727It's all about caravan.
>>110120617Card based rogue-like battler
>>110120727She's new, the fact chat let her put 10 in Charisma is the real sin. Maybe it was too funny.
[Sinon news] Carsex is based[Anon news] Carsex fucking SUCKS
>>110120760There's no way someone wasn't fucking with her with 10 CHA or she wasn't fucking with someone who called it a dump stat
Which phaser would be best to watch while high on quaaludes?
hell yeah it's bear timehttps://www.youtube.com/live/7sGe10T29SMhttps://www.youtube.com/live/7sGe10T29SMhttps://www.youtube.com/live/7sGe10T29SM
>>110118858Starknights say it isn't so...
>>110120773It's fun when you're a teenager and your body can handle it.
[Uruka News]
>>110120760People told her that charisma was ass and that putting stats at 10 was a bad idea due to being able to increase later among other similar advice. She said she didn't care and did what she wanted anyways.
>>110120805Our oshi is not a feet posting jhore but between you and me I would lose all of my gallons and then some.
>>110120798She's just doing her own thing and having fun.
>>110120830What if instead of posting feet she did a body cam stream where she fingers her tight cunny while playing with her breasts
>>110120846That's inappropriate.
>>110120866did you order it yet
>>110120866What if she bounced on a dildo with her tight butthole
>>110120810It's just uncomfortable unless you're in a limo or a truck with a bed in the cabin. If you want risky public sex it doesn't need to be in a cramped box with seats not designed for sex
>>110120260Cute cicciottella small fat girl (endearing) Panko
>>110120773Watching your windows steam up on a rainy night is hot as fuck
[Uruka News] she's perpetually in a state of wetness
>>110120816Will she put on clothes before hitting stream kuki?
>>110120901
>>110120727>It's so suboptimal.I hate your type.
[Jelly news] Just one more game of caravan.
[Uruka News]Total Footfag Death has been enacted.
>>110120994What about us civilized feet enjoyers that looks down upon the dirty foot fags?
>>110120943Look, I'm fine with suboptimal for fun, but suboptimal that provides no benefit and is strictly a handicap that will lock you out of customisation and gameplay options when not doing a challenge run of a game is just dumb. It's only something you would do if you have no idea what you're doing or you're trying to annoy someone
>>110120727Imagine being upset because a newbie to the game isn't metagaming. Did you Google the optimal build your first run you fucking faggot?
>>110120727>It's so suboptimalnew vegas is a very forgiving game that you can beat no matter what build you choose
>>110121032We're all having fun so idk what you're complaining about.
NOT AGAIN
>>110121057no pippa
>>110121057Pippa is going to die in there
>>110121057Is she retarded
>uruka is talking about attractive white boys
>>110121100Great, brace for another ricel melty spamming blacked shit and pro-india propaganda.
[Uruka News]she got a compliment both times she went out this week from a cashier girl and white boy
>>110121057Imagine driving down ventura highway and some chick in a busted down Miata stalls in front of you in 70 mph traffic
>>110121057>BidohazardUh. This might be a suicide car. Someone drove out into the woods and blasted their head off.
>>110118865I know
you think uruka gave him her number?
>>110121057she is a creature born of filth, it's the perfect car for her
>>110121131>Killing yourself in a MiataI'd rather die via rabbies infection via pitbull
>>110120804Nice tits!
>>110121157he sounds so awkward
Uruka got rizzed up...
>>110121177Its common for guys to take their car somewhere lonely and off themselves, usually after a break up, divorce, or job loss. They spend their last moments with their most treasured thing they have left, their car.
Is this true? >>110113020
>>110121203but a Miata? I'd take a Toyota Carolla on my obituary over that
>>110121188Trying to ask a girl out while working as a cashier is weird as fuck in the first place.
>>110121131I mean if it wasn't full of fungus and the only thing that was wrong with it was that someone died in it, I would buy it for cheap.
Do you fuck your car /pcg/?
>>110121227Maybe he's an autist
>>110121131You can see those signs in cars with extreme mold too. It'd be funnier if it really was a suicide car though
>>110121057I've moved on Pippa.
Uruka wanting to have more friends but not understanding when people want to be friends with her
>>110121227idk what is going on here but this didn't happen
>>110121203Oh, my dad did that. Though supposedly he was doing it for attention and fucked up the timing of when the warden would get back to the parking lot
>>110121224Miatas are a hot little car.
Which Phaser should I do this for
>>110120901>Go back 10 minutes>"He was an objectively attractive white boy"BWC can't stop winning
>>110121219Yes and no. Sex is overrated by people who haven't had it but underrated by people who have
>>110121286Iori
>>110121286the cosplayers. Not the lumi and clio cosplayer, she is cute.
>>110121286Sakana
>>110121318i have cranked my hog to petra and nameless already though
Uruka makes me want to scroll and look up things she’s talking about which is like the opposite of the stream premise.
>>110121302What about virgins who have little interest in sex with someone that they aren't emotionally invested in?
Does jerking it to that Iori cosplayer count as jerking it to Iori?
Jelly gone.
>>110121286Larry
>>110121219Sex is overrated, but receiving a rimjob from a cute girl is probably the best experience a man could ever have, maybe apart from getting pumped full of fent. Nothing beats seeing someone's daughter whom she raised for 18 years french your hairy sphincter out of pure submission. And yeah I'd also gladly give one to pippa.
>>110121219yes. >>110121302ehh.. I guess.
>>110121375You have some serious issues anon.
>>110121375nasty ass mfer
>>110121395pico should pick me up and manhandle me
>>110121358Liars coping with being dealt a bad hand don't apply
>>110121295I should move to the West coast for Asian dork pussy. The options in my bumfuck East coast hometown are 5/10 town bicycle, 3/10 psychopath, or 7/10 mom with 3 kids at 24.
>>110121395There's literally nothing wrong expressing your sexual desire during sex. Act like a gentleman, but a beast in bed, women love it.
>>110121415So no answer.
>>110121219Yes, it's 100% true.>>110121302>underrated by people who haveBlatantly false. It entirely depends on who you're fucking dude, sex can absolutely be mediocre. I've had sex with women that were objectively worse than just spanking my own shit. However I've also had sex with women that sent me to the fucking astral plane from nutting. It varies drastically.>>110121358Then you're on the right track. If you're emotionally invested in someone good sex tends to follow. Not every time though obviously, there's a lot of variables.
>>110121410not after she cleaned it
>>110121219Yes. Sex is 50% physical and 50% mental/emotional. It can be very mundane if you're not particularly into it. Onaholes or just edging can feel better than an actual pussy without the mental/emotional part activating.
>>110121375it is a power kick but I couldn't enjoy letting someone I loved to that. I'd be down for just about anything else except that
>>110121219yes
>>110121375That's gay. Now, driving a girl to a pet store and making her pick out a collar for herself? That's peak.
Do I make a cup noodle, or ignore my hunger and fall asleep to a phase stream?
>>110121450depends on the time of day
>>110121450Are you overweight? If yes, pass on the noodle since it has zero nutritional value anyway. If you're average or underweight, then yeah eat up nigga.
What would having a wife like pigo jyan be like?
>>110121295>3/10 psychopathyou can't be that ugly and psycho, can you? what's that bitches deal?
>>110121410I use a bidet.
>>110121470it is past 2 am>>110121471I'm average but I also don't want to brush my teeth again
>>110121219Yep.
>>110121496If it's that late, you already brushed your teeth, and you're not a malnourished Victorian child then yeah dude fuck it. Just eat a big breakfast.
>>110121481beauty is subjective. She's also a town bicycle with as cleft looking lip, yet almost everyone I know has had a turn on her.
>>110121480being the little spoon
>>110121448>She wasn't wearing a collar the first time you met herWhy bother?
Can you please give me motivation to make food?t. malnourished victorian child who doesn't want to eat despite having a packed fridge because there's a single dirty plate in the sink from making a sandwich three days ago that I would need to rinse off with water
>>110121522Don't have to look at her face while you're fucking her in the ass.
>>110121557Sucking off bibi
>>110121566Are you female
>>110121575You are a bit late for gay hours, I think others are starting their shift now.
>>110121588Literally how
>>110121219Yes, and I experienced evidence of this first hand.>Dating girl>Relationship seems basically perfect>Moving in together after a year of dating, head over heels, plan to propose the next Christmas>Moving day comes along>Notice a text on her phone while helping her pack her shit>Long story short, she obviously cheated on me>Being a dumb mother fucker at the time, I bought all her excuses and pleading with me to forgive her>Let her move in with me anyway (yes this was retarded)>She tries to make it up to me by being extremely subservient sexually and making all her devices an open book so she can't hide anything from me anymore>Multiple blowjobs and fucking me constantly every day, basically a living sex toy>Prior to this event, she was the best sex I ever had, mind-blowing>Now though? I physically can't nut without intense struggle. The sex is awful. Worst I've ever had.>Body is clearly telling me it's done with her, it can't connect with a whore>Listen to it and kick her the fuck out after a couple weeks of thisSo yeah, it's true. Sex is infinitely better with real attachment. This is part of why I can't understand men who go for prostitutes.
>>110121557A collar is a sign of ownership. You want your girl wearing someone else's collar? Fuck no. You get her one from you.
>>110121566I made this by myself today
>>110121570My best friend basically said this exact thing, but seemed confused when I wasn't interested. Normalfags will just fuck anything.
>>110121598How what
>>110121566make an omelette femanon, they're easy
What would be each phasers favorite shape from the shape store?
>>110121613nta, it looks good, whats the yellow sauce?
>>110121613Looks good but thats for more than one person, right?
>>110121613Looks like slop, but the good kind of slop. This shit would probably go insanely hard with a glass of alcohol after a hard day of work.
>>110121644bearnaise, with shredded parmegiano>>110121646:)
>>110121613nice slop
This is what happens when you don't keep an eye on your vtuber and talk about unrelated shit.
>>110121514You're right. Good night
>>110121566Stop eating fatty.
can we stop using the word “slop” to describe everything
>>110121692Your post is slop
>>110121692Can you cosplay Larry?
>>110121692at some point it will stop.
>>110121708>at some point it will slop.FTFY
sexslop with dogslop
>>110121661Mari streams are surreal comedy
>>110121692Only after everything stops being slop.
I want to french kiss Panko's manko
Bibi is charmslop. You only like her because she's a charming lady.
>>110121730mari actually writes sketch comedy for a few famous comedians
>>110121692No, it's the perfect adjective. AI content? Slop. Disgusting looking food? Slop. Lazy cash grab video games? Slop. Cookie cutter appeal to NPC movies? Slop. It's the perfect descriptor and it pisses off EVERYONE who makes content deemed it. The Microsoft CEO saying AI content shouldn't be called "slop" has only solidified it's place in modern usage.
>>110121692will purposefully cheap products made for mass consumption with the goal of maximum profits end anytime soon?
What the? Didn't Nitty stream New Vegas earlier? I was pretty sure she did and wanted to watch it but the VOD is gone. Was it deleted? Unlisted? Canceled? What?
>>110121575take it anon
>>110121723>i will never make bibi squeal like those jav videos where the asians make the stupid sex noises
>>110121799She didn't stream internet broke
>>110121799Don't worry, she just couldn't stream.
>>110121811She's not asian so she wouldn't make those noises anyway.
>>110121824She's literally Chinese she would squeal like an old chair
>>110121816>>110121822Ah, canceled then. That's unfortunate, thanks anons. Now what the fuck do I watch?
>>110121824you're right, shes a dog so she'd wimper like a good girl
>>110121832Goon to Bibi Biscuit
>>110121832if you hate lumi and enjoy seeing her suffer while her autistic chat laugh like the lesser primates that they are, boy do I have a stream for you.
>>110121832Bibi's beautiful eyes.https://www.twitch.tv/bibibiscuitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNw-qGQTkUw
>>110121850Fuck it hit me, you have my FULL attention anon.
>>110121868what hit you?
>>110121882Your post
>>110121882A brick
>>110121882nta but I hate you anon
>>110121882a sack of wet mice
Go To Sleep.
>>110121941While cuddling with Larry
>>110121959sounds gay
>>110121914I doubt the significance of anything would ever hit anyone here, so you'll have to forgive my incredulity.
>>110121941No Pippa might stream you never know
Can I still jerk off to Coqui? I really like the way she moans and the way she calls me (the viewer) master.
>>110122004you do still have free will right?
>>110122004you fucking whore
>>110118049When do you think this tranny will stop posting? Even Yurifags moved on eventually
>>110122025if it makes you mad then not anytime soon
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