How would you fix her chronic constipation problem?
>>110177809Cooking proper food for her, because she's probably eating processed slop. Japanese slop is still slop and it's chock full of sodium. Also I would examine and lubricate all of her holes daily, for health reasons.
>>110177809MAKE HER EAT REAL FOOD INSTEAD OF TAKE OUTI love this woman but all she eats is take out food. Eating nothing take out will ruin her body and with an extra layer of semen on her food for protein
>>110177809Semen Enema
>>110177809Teach her how to roast and eat some goddamn vegetables
force feed her vegetables
>>110177809idk, ask chatGPT
Enema administered by me.
'You have to eat all the vegetables'Unironically sex might get her body moving enough to be of some help.
>>110177963>>110178189but isn't there a risk she might uhh release it all while you're still inside?
>>110178260I'm counting on it.
>>110178078Kek, too soon
>>1101778091.Make her get more sun exposure. Minimum half hour full body sun exposure every day to get her cellular redox potential up.2.Cook her a healthy balanced whole food diet with a good amount of seafood so that the high amounts of DHA will keep her brain healthy. 3.If she's not already, I would make her do a daily hot water immersion therapy session by doing a 20 minute soak in a hot 105-107 degree Japanese bath to get her body to sweat out whatever environmental pollutants she's accumulated. 4.I'd look over all of the soaps/skincare/cosmetics/whatevers she's using and discontinue them as her skin naturally cleans up as she becomes healthier and/or switch her to less toxic alternatives. Eliminate all perfumes and scented products. 5.Reduce her emf exposure like turning down the transmitting power on her wifi router and switching her computers over to wired connections. Rearrange her room so that her bed is placed in the location with lowest emf pollution.6.Give her a strict bedtime to train her circadian rhythm so that it properly aligns with the day/night cycle if it isn't already.7.Install a good reverse osmosis water filter with remineralizer and get her to drink more water instead of shit soda drinks and whatnot. Apparently from what I’ve heard Tokyo water is rather poor quality.All of this should put her in a metabolically healthy enough place so that her intestinal peristalsis functions well. Or at least well enough to have a daily bowel movement.
>>110178009what kind? I bet she hates brussel sprouts
>>110177809Change her diet.
>>110177809rough anal sec
>>110179511loosening her anus will cause the opposite problem anon. You want her wearing diapers?
>>110178015God that's so fucking hot
>>110177809When I visited Japan the food also gave me furious constipation. It's all white rice, connective tissue and sugary sauces with some small nibble of salted, pickled vegetable for flavour. Living off of restaurant food there will literally kill you.Your body holds onto your waste when you're in a nutrient deficiency, because it tries to extract every last but from your waste before passing it. You fix the deficiency and your body will let you shit again. IRyS just needs to learn how to cook, or bum off if someone who does.
>>110178015Irys CAN NOT lift Bae, she has probably never lifted anything heavy than a steak on a dinner plate
>>110177809Stick my finger in her ass and wiggle it around until the turd is soft enough to push out.
>>110180911shes being held up by her cock
>>110179961Nothing a good squats session cant fix
You guys aren't *actually* scat fetishists, are you?
>>110180874Sure, but who the hell in hololive knows how to cook?
>>110182402Ririka!
>>110177809Tell her to take fiber supplements.
>>110180874>>110182402she could try raora's pasta? would that help with her bowels?
>>110183159If your diet is japanese takeout food then most likely you just need to eat a bunch of fresh, unpickled vegetables and some red meat and some meaty fish.B1 deficiency is very common in Japan and is frequently misdiagnosed as an intestinal malady. Fresh fish is pretty cheap at a grocery store but an expensive luxury at restaurants, which is part of why expats living on takeout tend to accumulate all these health issues.
>>110179961nta but yes
>>110182657This is the correct answer. Fiber dummies (gummies) are enough.
>>110177809Eww what
>>110177809>fixwhy would I want to do that?
>>110177809What's with Vtubers talking about their shitting habbits in the last few months. Kronii had a stream where she discussed her diarrhea, Mario Mari talked about her shit for several weeks and now this. Are they trying to appeal to scat fags or are they trying to sound gross so people will stop simping for them
>>110185596Because when your life revolves around streaming and nothing else then you really just have nothing to talk about except your eating, sleeping and shitting habits.
>>110185596IRyS has been known to have shitting issues for years
>>110185596girls do be shittin
>>110185596>Kronii had a stream where she discussed her diarrhea
>>110185596>Kronii had a stream where she discussed her diarrheatimestamp?
>>110185596girls tend to talk to each other about this stuff openly
>>110178319What is this homeopathia shit?Did you google for all kinds of loonie stuff or did you make an LLM do it?
