>>110180030>a woman>can't cookShe is only good for sex
>>110180030God I wish I could take care of her and lovingly protect her from every imagined danger.
>>110180030>Ni**ersSORA NO
>>110180030You have testimony from Aki and AZKi saying Sora should not be allowed to use a knife, with Aki saying that Sora is violating the law of physics with the way she is being reckless with it in the kitchen.
>>110180156FUCK NIPPERS FUCK NIPPERS
>>110180030>Nippers are eekShe's perfect
>>110180030I can fix her. Well not fix but protecc
>>110180030She's literally perfect
>>110180030I need to marry and breed her.
>>110180030CUTE
You idiots have corrupted me, I read nippers as something else...
>>110180030you can't say that, sora-chan
NIPPERMAN
>>110182026>>110182083>>110182165kek
>>110180030Context: She is into Gundam but as a casual fan. She has at least one Gunpla built but she uses her hands or scissors with rounded tips to take the pieces out instead of nippers.
>>110182342I've definitely straight up cut my thumb with one of them gunplay scalpels before so iktf
>>110180030>Nip using the term nippersTop kek
>>110182342>Taking the pieces with her handsI bet she only builds entry grade models.
>>110183092She has an HG Mighty Strike Freedom.
>>110180070Don't worry, she makes enough money for you to order your dino nuggies on ubereats.
>>110180030She needs someone to save her. A healthy, strong white husband.I will happily take the lead on this one
>>110180030hot
Kill nippers. Behead nippers. Roundhouse kick nippers into the concrete.
>>110180030NIPPERS could be here
God, I fucking hate NIPPERS
Sora btfo Nijinippers once again
>>110180030I'll fix her with my pointy cock.
>>110182342>>110183092,>>110159611>>110160023
>>110180070She would overheat and die during sex. It'd be an only in winter kinda thing (no heating or blankets allowed) or AC to the absolute polar max, with lots of ice during foreplay. Also one of her knees is fucked and she refuses to get corrective surgery so you'd have to be careful about positioning.
anime character
>>110180030There's no such thing as an adult woman.They are all mentally and emotionally children.
>>110180030yeah this is pretty normal for women, they go 90 years using only dull small knives that are more dangerous than the sharp ones
>>110180538Seeing kiara "wield" a knife during her cooking streams induces the same effect.
Just look at how she cuts cake. She is a menace.
>>110190389She has to be putting that on, surely.
>>110192214I’ve been watching Sora for 5 years. She really is that retarded and childish when it comes to anything like this. There’s a reason why she still lives with her parents as a millionaire, is a virgin and has mentally regressed to the age of 9.
>>110185932I guess I'll just be face fucking her 99% of the time instead, then.
>>110182026>>110182083>>110182165Why are you guys like this
>>110192214one would hope so, but are you willing to take the risk?
>>110180030No
>>110180070It's not Sunday yet.
>>110193205She'd have to be kneeling or lying in a shallow pool of ice water. LIke a blowup kiddie pool or something.
>>110195122Chill out, nipper
>>110180030>>110192439Adorable hag
>>110180030God I hate Nippers.
>>110180030Dont worry soda-chan, my Dick aint pointy so your safe
>>110180030She's perfect
>>110195122Take it easy boy, it's called black humour
Cutting the crusts off with a terrifying bread knife for my extremely autistic hagchild wife who has the body of a slightly chubby idol and the brain of a 12 year old who makes baby noises and crunches on ice to keep cool and rocks on her bed whilst staring aimlessly at her screen
>>110180030I love autistic women
>>110206140>who has the body of a slightly chubby idol Sorry to ruin your fantasy architect-kun, but despite that overly passed around old screenshot with the subs Sora was always quite slim and fit, especially now post solo-Live and Fes period. She has sorta chubby cheeks though, that Festival loves to squeeze and pull on like the mario64 loading screen. Slim consolation I guess. I wonder just how many fatty Holos still even exist now that fattokatto and porukaorca have slimmed down, in some cases dramatically.
>>110180070true
>>110206231She's whimsical and cute and retarded, the kind that you don't fuck but rather protect.
>>110211248Talk for yourself, fag, I will fuck the Sora
Sora = wife
>>110206140Sora is not fat.No fat person can sing 40 songs in a day with two sessions, with dancing and all.And she has done that while in the middle of a heatstroke.
>>110213019
>>110212542sex
>>110213235Stop being american, fatty
>>110213019fat people can't plank every morning either
>>110206027If you like doing everything for her like a toddler...
