/vt/ - >you're going to buy my book, right? - Virtual YouTubers

>"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious..."

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:28:55 No.110197765

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:28:55 No.110197765

I need to know if she only got with Vesper as research for her book.

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:41:58 No.110198044

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:41:58 No.110198044

>>110197705
kek love it

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:43:24 No.110198065

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:43:24 No.110198065

>>110197705
Kek

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:44:08 No.110198078

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:44:08 No.110198078

>>110193805
Only if I get to sit in the chair while reading it.

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:49:25 No.110198186

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:49:25 No.110198186

>>110197367
because you jerk off to ntr

>>110196670
nerdy IT guy is literally the worst possible "ntr chad" you could possibly make up.

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:58:09 No.110198382

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:58:09 No.110198382

>>110198186
he's literally a survivalist but ok

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)22:00:11 No.110198429

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)22:00:11 No.110198429

>>110198382
I don't know what you think a survivalist is but burying tins of rice in the woods doesn't make you a muscular fit guy who can survive hand to hand combat with a bear.

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)22:04:59 No.110198526

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)22:04:59 No.110198526

>>110196670
>gets fired over his weed addiction
Lmao do orc cucks really?

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)22:05:24 No.110198532

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)22:05:24 No.110198532

>>110198382
>he's literally a survivalist
is that what we call people who like camping now

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)22:07:03 No.110198586

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)22:07:03 No.110198586

>>110196670
I'm a netori and ryona chad and I self-insert as him

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)22:10:41 No.110198647

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)22:10:41 No.110198647

>>110198532
Doing cycling centurions (pretty much what randonneuring seems to be) + his crazy stories and that one time he went backpacking do hint that he's at least adventurous. Dunno if survivalist but he's surely a bit beyond just camping.

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)22:13:01 No.110198708

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)22:13:01 No.110198708

>>110198647
>his crazy stories
His "crazy stories" are shit like "I bought a spear"
He's a fucking pussy

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)22:43:32 No.110199375

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)22:43:32 No.110199375

>>110197705
still a better love story than twilight

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)23:31:35 No.110200360

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)23:31:35 No.110200360

>>110195656
Da fuq. About the alucard model used the orc back then? Her love story written as a book for cucklings?

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)00:12:17 No.110201121

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)00:12:17 No.110201121

>>110198647
i would believe this but right after graduating he came back with a busted ass hip and said he'd broken himself in half stepping down a small incline on a hike and could barely walk, nigga is a cubicle jockey at best

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)00:12:36 No.110201129

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)00:12:36 No.110201129

I’ll get it from my library because I’m poor and need to save money, but yes