How do we save nijien?
>>110195758That's the fun partWe don't
>>110195758Have Finana and Elira kowtow to Mint first
>>110195758Leech off of Holos, at least that's what Mint did.
>>110195982Why would they leech off a dead corpse
>>110196009Because it's more alive than nijisanji
>>110195758graduate all males and make every girl a unicorn-friendly seiso idol
>>110196009Apparently, Luca can no longer provide Mint with proper sustenance, and she has to survive.
>>110195758it's funny that they destroyed themselves so hard.
>>110195758Execute one of their livers by popular vote and force the execution to only be streamed by 2-3 livers, there the girls can deploy all their charisma to gain viewers, if they perform like shit then people may vote for her execution, at the end the strong ones will remain.
>Nijisisters seething about Mint already
>>110195758AKB48 style elimination tournamentbs
>>110195758Fuck off, intern.
>>110196214They lost their best (only) talents to black company drama and Minto just strolls up and performs with Hololive on multiple occasions. I don't blame them for seething
They should pay Epic for a Fortnite collab
>>110195982Tell the holowhores to stop leeching from Mint first. Starting with that orange chicken.
>>110196214Coming back here occasionally and seeing people still unironically seethe at mint and Doki hits like ice down my back. This board has been shriveling up but knowing there’s still spergs regularly hating is sobering.
>>110196167Another day, another numbernigger mindbroken by Mint
>>110196568>nijisisters hate Mint because she left niji>holosisters hate Mint because she didn't join holo and collabs with ex holos
>>110197170>least delusional mintard
>>110195758Go back in time and tell Riku that hiring men is a goddamn mistake
Aia's ccv has been the same since she debuted in august 2022.
>>110195758Holy shit what happened to millie
>>110195758the only two girls I watch from nijien are scarle and aia(barely) but they keeping using good gooner bait thumbnails. the rest of the en branch of the agency can perish for all I care. they dug their grave and will never financial recover remember it's all for their boss boat
>>110195758Wait I thought they liked Millie. What happened? Tell me that was like 2 seconds into her stream.
>>110195758who is the blonde girl?
>>110195758Why would you wanna do that?
>>110195758Build a time machine, travel back to February 2024, tell them not to terminate & black screen stream Selen.
>>110198357D:That's so weird
>>110200264Why would anyone do that? Hindsight is 20/20 and now we know that dooki feigns suicide whenever something doesn't go her way. If she just complied and communicated with management, Niji wouldn't be suffering
>>110201742>If she just complied and communicated with management, Niji wouldn't be sufferingHOLY BASED DOKI
>>110195758Why would you even want to??
>>110195758Me! Gonna debut in the next all-girl branch :3It'll be like Lazulight and BTB!!
>>110201666i thought the tariffs were over bros
>>110203238if the faggot manager is that greedy with his merch sales, he would let them pay the cost of the tariffs
Finana onlyfans
>>110203238Maybe, maybe not. The Supreme Court did tell him "can't has, not yours" on the tariffs, but a Court Order which is not enforced is more of an optional Court Suggestion.And regardless of any of that, the American tariffs on goods imported from Japan only applies to goods which ship to America. Customers in other countries like Canada, Australia, the UK, the EU, China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, the ASEAN, Korea, or anywhere else fans of EN vtubers might live, can import goods from Japan without worrying that their import duties are subject to the momentary whims of an elderly dementia patient with malignant narcissism. And EN bros living in Japan don't even have to pay any import duties on Japanese goods.tldr American tariffs are not the only reason Niji is sitting on a billion yen worth of unsold merch
>>110199086>She pissed off Filipinos by saying she prefers white men and would never date a filipinowhy you lying they are piss because of selen gates nothing else
>>110204477Show me any evidence that supports your claim. From what I’ve seen, most Filipinos don’t really care if their oshi is dating someone they’re not the kind of unicorn incel yumes gachi you’re describing. And you’re contradicting yourself. people on 4chan claim Filipinos are into NTR, but then you also say they get mad when their oshi is dating someone. Which one is it? Pick a side.
>>110195758Why save them?
>>110199009Wasn't aster the biggest? I honestly don't remember much other than that ILUNA was a horrible disappointment as a whole
>>110206063
>>110195758Wasn't Millie one of the most beloved girls cause of all the shipping she did with the guys?
>>110195758Far too late to save them. Outside of male sexpesting, they no longer have a market. If anyone wants holo-like experience without safety filters and artificial scarcity, phase now beats them on every front. Unironically. Bitches grew complacent.
>>110195758Not everything is meant to be saved. It had its time. Just let it die
>>110201742Doki single handly destroyed Nijisanji EN bravo
>>110195758Millie is so irrelevant people don't even bother to make fun of her anymore
>>110206063Technically ren had the highest but that's due to a server bug so the actual legit highest debut ever is Aster
>>110206394Are they ordered by debut time or CCV? If it's the latter there's a mistake in Xsoleil
>>110195758LMAO
>>110195758
>>110195758This keeps being asked but let me give a real answer. Graduate all the females. Men have overall been more successful on both the EN and JP sides. Nijisanji has always done well debuting men so they should stick with what they do best. They're good at appealing to the female audience. Every time girls try to force a ship with a men to leech them there's drama. So it's better to have no women at all. Sell them to Hololive or some other small corpo and leave it to the men to be the moneymakers.
>>110210635nobody is interested in a real answer bro, this is the dunk on nijinigger thread
>>110210635>So it's better to have no women at all. Sell them to Hololive or some other small corpo and leave it to the men to be the moneymakers.dibs on finana, I will lock her in my basement
>>110195758NijiEN can't and shouldn't be saved until Elira and the other sex pests are terminated and forced to apologize for their actions.
>>110210786A lot of people seem to give real answers that would never work every time this question gets asked
>>110196422for me its the whole b thing
>>110195758lol
>>110208586Definitely a mistake either way. I only remember the girls' debut order; the debut order for Xsoleil was Zaion, (male1), Meloco, (male2), Kotoka, (male3).And if it's ordered by debut stream CCV, either Doppio's listing is out of order, or it has a typo. It's probably meant to be 55k and not 45k.Also whoever made that spreadsheet spelled Ryoma's name wrong.
there is no saving. just nuke it all from orbit
Turn them into AVtuber and start doing lewd asmr shit.
>>110195758GRIMMEST
>>110195758>save nijienlmao
Make them all do earlick & kiss ASMR
>>110217425agreed
>>110206394I completely forgot Ren existed.
>>110211515yeah that's part of the joke, to see if anyone from nijien is browsing here and stupid enough to implement them
>>110195758They should spend money on high quality talents instead of vt shills desu
>>110195758maybe watch their streams more?
>>110221773Ewww no
>>110195758Elira and Vox do a charity stream in full cosplay, but barefoot. They get on their knees and have their wrists chained to the ceiling. For every superchat, a drop of hot wax is spilled onto their soles or toes
>>110195758>3view even with 1yr anniversary celebration buffLMAO
>>110211515At this point there IS no answer that would work. Gotta burn everything down and start over.You know it's bad when they've even given up on spamming bots
>>110195758Man that hair on finana is sexy and cool as fuck Too bad it's finana however, guess I am disqualified from watching her due to being a parasocial fuck
>>110211515The time to change or save anything has long past. The only "positive" for them I guess is that if the EN branch ends up eventually shutting down, the main branch will probably be willing to absorb them so they won't completely be out of a job.
>>110226791>the main branch will probably be willing to absorb them so they won't completely be out of a jobto what end? I know that Riku's an idiot, but even his dumb ass is eventually going to have to accept that they're more trouble than they're worth
>>110195758How do people still watch elira
>>110226791They're not going to get shut down / merged anytime soon, that would shake investor confidence too much. (they would see it as a failed endeavor and a halt of any sort of expansion)They're just not going to put as much support/focus into it anymore.
>>110227881no idea. she was pretty mid in everything but the singing department, even before she was a pariah
>>110227881Because she's a great streamer
>>110228092for inducing rem sleep, sure
>>110227881sunk cost
>>110228092No she isn't. She's obnoxious as fuck. She laughs like a fat person.
>>110195758For that to happen they'd need to:1) Become decent people2) Learn how to make good contentUnfortunately both of those options are outside the realm of possibility
>>110228599Shush, stop being a jealous woman. Her voice is sex
>>110203332Fuck it, full send on main
>>110229082>I'm totally non-sexual and non-romantic>and 90% of my personality is obsessing with gay yaoi shitI can't believe there's people who take this seriously. She's the most disingenuous person. If you know anything about her history you know she was always like this.
>>110195758>we
>>110229082>fake bubbly personality sounds forced>fake, forced, fat-person laugh every 20 seconds>gets obnoxiously loud all the time>keeps talking about the most trite boring stuff all the timeSeriously I can't stand listening to her. She's so unpleasent in any collab. >>110229428I'm glad she got cancelled, because of all the people she used to cancel for twitter microagressions and shit.
>>110195758we don't
>>110195758but why tho?
>>110227881sunk cost and/or willful ignorance about the black stream.
>>110227881because Evil paizuri
>>110233607they really are nice tits
>>110224202actual answer, hope niji would implement that
>>110195758Fix Israel's data centers ASAP and protect them properly afterwards
>>110229428Basically she wants to have her cake and eat it too, her whole schtick is gushing about the boys and being this relatable self-insert for the girls, while at the same time claiming to be an asexual virgin who's never dated or felt attracted to anyone. No one's buying that shit lmao
>>110195758>How do you save NijiEN?I don't think it's possible at this point. They've been slowly declining for the last 3 years, before the selen incident but after that, she put a hard cap on their growth prospects. No one really wants to give them time. They really thought the selen stuff would go away but it's been hanging over their heads for 2 years now.Only way to get over it is too make get on their knees, swallow their pride and just apologize and beg for forgiveness but that will never happen.
>>110235953Apologizing opens them up to lawsuits for stuff like discrimination, retaliation, and wrongful terminations, so that won't be happening
>>110198305Aia is the most depressing vtuber to watch in that corpo, at least Scarle enjoys that kind of pandering. Aia was all about nerdy stuff and hating parasocial stuff with a passion....only to now do regular asmr kissies telling each viewer how much she loves them
>>110235989I genuinely doubt Doki would sue them at this point. International Law is expensive and I don't think it would even be worth it. She'd probably at most make some general statement and then never talk about it again.
>>110236000It’s always good to get misandrists to change tbdesu
>>110235953>Only way to get over it is too make get on their knees, swallow their pride and just apologize and beg for forgiveness but that will never happen.To be honest, I don't think even that would make a difference at this point. The viewers who left in droves won't come back just because an apology is offered years after the fact. Almost all of them have probably found other streamers to watch or switched to a different hobby, they certainly aren't just sitting around waiting
>>110195982It's crazy to me that they're all indie and you still care what brand side they're on. Networking with friends to get the word out would be perfectly normal, but here it's bad because Holo-Niji tribalism.
INDOCHADS WE CANNOT STOP WINNING
Elira can revive her career by doing implied oneesan x outouto asmr
>>110236055Pretty much. Doki's completely done with it and every single opportunity she's been given to rant or make a statement about them, she's just told people to move on and focus on the now. Every time it's brought up, I can't stop laughing at how Selen really was the absolute worst person they could've fired. She had the best connections and reputation outside the company, the ambitions and drive to keep aiming higher and working hard, and losing her would mean nijien lost access to their best event organizer, perms obtainer, and the tens of thousands of dollars she'd regularly spend on free assets and animations for the branch.
>>110235989Setting aside the part where Doki is disinclined to waste her time and money suing them at all (as >>110236055 and >>110240149 said), and also the part where she wouldn't be able to win the 'discrimination' part of such a lawsuit, there's another reason why AC won't ever apologize for what they did to her - hubris. EN management would sooner burn the EN branch to the ground and salt the earth afterwards than admit that they made any sort of mistake in their handling of the Selen situation, and they've spent the past two years all but literally doing exactly that. This is also why they won't let Elira remove the black screen - taking it down would be tantamount to admitting that management erred in letting it go up in the first place.
>>110240659If history is to show, the only real solution at this point is to close the branch, wait a year or so, then make an entirely new nijien with a completely different name like Vtuber Rainbow or 2434 inc or whatever so the internet doesn't associate it with the Selen debacle. Hell, you might not even need to close the branch and could probably still link it to Niji as long as it's not in the name. It might compete with/completely overshadow NijiEN but it's not like the shareholders care about that.
>>110241452That plan is already doomed to failure. It would take maybe five seconds for the internet to figure out that 2434 Inc. is essentially Nijisanji EN Mk. III wearing a Grouch Marx mask (picrel). And even if they do a VTA to the branch (i.e. fire all hands but keep the branch nominally active, then wait a few months and hire a new wave) the only way it will work is if that new wave is full of ESL Nihonjin who stream exclusively in JST prime time and whose English is at least Kotoka's level.And that new wave would also need to have a launch as successful as Luxiem's in order for it to fool the investors.
>>110195758>savenice try, millie
