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Usan is back from haitus and will also be in Hong Kong for a show in April!
>https://x.com/unnamednow00/status/2032441717199339814

Molesting ditto!wife as he sleeps cause he's so cute and fuckable!
https://x.com/FeileacanCu/status/2032441798417637654

And he's gonna be live as a real life cocksleeve/tenga egg!
>https://www.youtube.com/live/Pd4ArW8BgHQ

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cocksleeve material

thanks for baking! i'm so happy u-san is back!!!!
>>110208264
RAAAAAAAAAPE

good morning wife it's so nice to hear you

Wife thinks we're bug-fairy type pokemon... I hate..
But cute....... That means wife can be considered a schoolboy since trainers that mostly collect them are in that type too ToT

i'm going to do atrocious things to ditto wife

he's literally a cocksleeve now

AIIIIIEEEE WIFE SO SMALL AND SILLY AND CUTEEEEE

ditto should pilot wife through his ass

please give us cocksleeve wife

he's having so much fun playing around with his assets again

kek he's like a kid in a toy store whenever he gets new assets

of course pikachu angst compelled him to start this game

>>110208427
Looks like he's choosing the front and with the placement he's piloting wife through his nipples like that Italian bodybuilder with large nipples that someone is doing pull ups from

wife's silly red shoes
>>110208698
an italian bodybuilder who WHAT

wait.... the premise of pokopia is that humans went extinct? damn

I love that wife is choosing a name meaning amputee in spanish
>>110208765
I'm so upset I can't find it, it looked like some random roid up fitness influencer with a flag beside him but then his nipples was really REALLY that long

The squirtle looks like that dieing sunflower that needs piss, that but (me) and wife

WIFE IS SUCH A WHORE HE CANT STOP BEING A WHORE

a blue shower........
>>110208946
that sounds insane kek

>>110208872
Much like Splatoon, it's the concept of life after humans

Hope the karaoke goes well tomorrow. I wasn't able to butcher "Blur - Girls & Boys" in time as I focused on an audition for elsewhere. I did send something more simple however for a different track. Did anyone else?

WIFE'S SPIT SLUUUURP

i didn't need a pokemon game to tell me wife's bodily fluids are magical
>>110209030
THAT'S what splatoon is about?

>>110209030
Oh goodluck with the auditions! And I wasn't going too but....I guess I recorded a silly song hehe hope wife ends up singingalong with you too

restoring wife's PP

growing my seed so i can implant it inside his fertile womb

i would never be ungrateful for wife's spit

he's getting horny over bulbasaur's vines...

>>110209125
>THAT'S what splatoon is about?
Splatoon is basically a repeat of evolution. The fish decided to walk again and a great deal of what they uncover and use, we made prior to nucular destruction. Ironically you see semi-destroyed landmarks like Eiffel Tower in the third game. War isn't an uncommon topic in Nintendo games. One of the most popular Ultrabeasts (Pokémon from different dimensions) is Guzzlord. He is the mass of DNA merged together of every living organism left post nuke trike. All he can do is scream as the souls of thousands cry out for the pain to end. Yes, this is a Pokémon you can catch btw.
>>110209140
Thank you. Voice is a little shot, so didn't wanna risk hurting it more attempting to sing. Ha. May your song be picked too.

>>110209300
his name is GUZZLORD?
>googles
oh god it's real

the first things he restores from human civilization are rent and prostitution, of course
>>110209140
>>110209300
i hope you both get to sing with wife!

wife's PP is short
>>110209312
that's what cu was called in college

>>110209312
In all my time on this website, have I ever lied to you guys? Nope. His Japanese VA is very committed to the gimmick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcZyDugPd8s

seeding and hydrating wife with my PP

he's pondering who tops between bulbasaur and squirtle..

wife's bag (womb) is too small for that much PP

>>110209398
I mean does it SQUIRTle when you hit it from the back?

FAT FUCK

>you can store items in your booty

there's no escaping minecraft
>>110209435
one of them does have a seed unlike the other...

Pokemon is really bringing out his bratty outbursts and he's begging to be corrected!

wife's cute tiny wood

Wife's begging for thick wood since the small pps aren't enough for him anymore

charmander my baby ueueue

why is charmander david-kun. rape correction needed

>wooden stuff, hard stuff and group activities
>i see
WHOOOOOOORE

Wife's shipper brain is writing fanfiction in real time

why's he writing pokemon ntr fanfic

of course he likes the professor that's just a mass of tentacles

tentacle monster fucking slime wife... i need this doujin

If people watching this dig the gameplay but prefer Dragon Quest, give Builders 2 a go. Same devs

DILF tentacle monster...

there's a glowie in chat...

TOT WIFE IS BABY

he's making a lot of cute noises like he's asking to be molested

wife inhaling cum at top speed

>>110210349
but he's been spitting it all these times...

>>110210376
he's replenishing his stock so he can keep spitting

cry harder thanks

the grave jumpscare kek

>the pokemon that kidnaps children wants to take you to dream island
KEKKKK

not an epstein joke KEK

kidnapping shota cu by distracting him with a cute plushie

>>110210923
or a cute gigantic dildo

i still can't forgive him for giving charmander the david-kun voice

wife should get eggpregged by the queenbee
>>110211268
and he's making him a home wreaking fuckboy too!

wife should be our queen bee

pheromone pokemon with tons of babies, it's wife

oh to live inside wife's womb and breath in wife's pheromones all day

wife using his pheromones to make us do his bidding and letting us sleep inside his skirt between his thighs

>want some honey, mummy
ME AT WIFE ME AT WIFE

wife's baby ghost voice ToT

i'll treat YOU like a jar

wife's been having multiple miscarriages...

he likes being called little one hmmm

i was gonna say wait this game means wife has a switch 2 then i remembered

>>110211765
im imagining that that’s who he might be playing nightreign offline with…

we got the diddler in our pokemon community..

wife's inexplicable RNG, he got a charizard

good thing wife found charidad first before the didller officially moved in

no furniture hazukashi...
>>110211881
i hope so ueueue

WTF IT'S ACTUALLY A PEDO

I'M CRYING HOW DID THEY ALLOW THIS PEDOBALLOON THAT WANTS TO TAKE YOU TO DREAM ISLAND IN THE GAME

taking cute ditto!wife to dream island

>>110212208
slime wife is going to be stuffed with so many eggs

when i went to buy my sister a christmas sylveon, they were selling CNY-themed pokemon plushes kek

leaf airlines getting rid of CARRY-ONS for any flight that doesn't cross an ocean made me wanna kyoani air canada's greedy asses

ditto wife is giving me intense cuteness aggression

wife whining and throwing a tantrum! arghhh why is he so cute especially when he’s playing these kids game

undercuts..... god damn when's the last time that was trendy

>sometimes you wanna be babied
ToT

wife doesn't care about charmander now that he has charizard...

wife found a jail for the diddler balloon

that scared me, i thought it really has been 6h but it's only been 5

wife's spit would work on me

wife is a voyeur

Putting cameras all over wife's island lmao and of course wife has a soft spot for the retarded fish

will wife fuck

how long do you think wife will go today

>>110214851
7 hours let's gooo

MY SIDES

>>110214967
with NO pee breaks

>no furniture hazukashi
COLLAB WHEEEEEEN
>>110215381
it all went to watering the grass

babies aren't enough wife wants eggs

wife already gave birth

kek we're closing in on 7h

wife wants to carry bee babies

oh it's the famous rain quest

wife is too fertile, he had triplets

8h stream incoming

I'm glad wife is happy and health and is ready to carry a child

good to hear his bloodwork came back fine... wife should use his wet pussy to leave a snail trail

>>110216773
Wife should just make it rain with his pussy juices

wife can't spit... time to squirt instead

Kek all that work for nothing

>>110217468
i can't believe has fallen for the water everything trap...

poco pio....

Pocopio....

he's all dried up because we sucked all his breastmilk

wife's supple breasts

WIFE'S FACE KEKKK

2 points...

i didn't expect god to be southern either

of course the size queen whore wants to sleep with the whale

wife is nice and damp

i wish wife would goo me

Everyone just wants wife to spit at him

wife babytalking onyx... he can mother anything

wife's blessed the land with his moisture

slime wife opening wide for some cock

wife leaving... we spent 8h with him but i still don't want him to leave..

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i want to swallow wife whole he's so cute... bye bye wife, thanks for the stream, i love you

Wife is so prone to addiction he also doesn't want to leave yet

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>>110208129
Beside's a show, there's some leaks showing that usan will also be doing a handshaking event!

>>110220414
wait the handshake thing is so cool... i wanna molest wife's hand through a hole too