This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: reposting schedule with some updates since Lumi is a little frazzledhttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2032166751988068394/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Previous Thread: >>110216298
I love lumi
When will Lumi and Jelly collab again?
Lumisan already have DD’d s so you add one d(mine) you get 3D tomorrow
>>110232105Why is she so devious.
Lumi will call you a lot of thingsShe'll call you a loser and fat and retarded, say you'll never find a girlfriend.Well what the fuck ever. I show up and have lots of fun. When there's a bunch of perfect WASP specimens that want to show up in chat 40+ hrs a week, I'm gonna be the first one to shut the fuck up forever. But so far it's me. I'm the one laughing at her jokes, I'm the one listening to each one of her rants, buying merch and her music. We all dream of a bunch of 6'5 Chads with high PSL scores who get bitches, make money, eat clean and local fucking honey and work out and aren't weird. I can't wait for a bunch of those guys to show up to Lumi's chat every day, be engaging and actually care about her. But those guys aren't showing up. I'm the guy that stepped up. They're on their yachts with their supermodel girlfriends, debating stocks with jews. They're golfing or skiing with their secretary. You play the cards that you're dealt. You pulled the spiteful mutant.
>>110233636>PSL scoreI had to look this upAre you ok?
>>110234785i sanity mog you
>>110233636Why yes I am a high PSL gumi.Nice to meet you
I'm gonna be at a friends birthday party will you tell me if 3D elbow-hortmi is cool?
>>110236518wtf im doing the exact same thing, see u there i guess
>>110227772thief
I'm excited for a Lumi stream? Whats happening to me...
Lumi is cute in 3Dhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>110239965Why does she sound out of breath
Is Lumi a tsundere?
Lumi might actually be a womanlet.
>>110233636no one tell him it already happened
>>110240135if that's the one where she's head over heels in love with someone and shows it by trying to be mean to them before he buck breaks her, feels bad, and acts nice, then yes
The body of a 23 year old lemon woman.
I love lumi so much
Lumi is so smol
>>110240436*30-32 year old woman
Why is Lumi being such a cocktease this stream?
>>110240737
>>110240614Does this look like the face of a 32 year old woman?
Lumi is trying to show off her nipples again
Lumi pointing.
Lumi is going all out on being GFE today. LFG!
I love lumi. why does she have to end early reeee
>>110241993intimate.
I had a nightmare I wouldn't wake up on time. then I didn't wake up on time. why did lumi do this to me
>>110242149It's fine she didn't wake up on time either.
>>110242169thank God. she has enough brain worms as it is. did she seem happy with it?
lumi didnt play age of mythology for myth day. we may have to drop her unless she guerillas to prove she doesnt hate us
how did it compare to the other phase 3d live debut?
>>110244142thank you. someone make a front view "edit" and then I'll actually wank to my tardwife>>110244240I wouldn't know, but it was cute and very lumi
>>110243770Lumi has a phat PAWG ass for a woman who self-describe as having no ass.
>>110245235she's literally never once said she has no ass except in response to cringe comments to that effect.I've been saying this for years now. a seething homeless nigger saying a white woman getting cat called has no ass means she has a perfect ass instead of a baboon ass
>>110227772can a get a qrd of the 3d live?did she dance and sing?were their guests?
>>110245508>did she dance and sing?She did dance and sing>were their guests?No. Lumi wanted chyat to focus only on her.
>>110245554>vtuber wants her beloved chat to focus on her during her debuthow did you manage to say something so obvious and make it sound so sinister?
So, how was it?
>>110245508why doyou talklike this?
>>110246280too short. I just like hanging out with her. the debut was cute tho. she only grooms us here when we skip streams. I hate how woman she is. I don't enjoy making her feel small and insecure anymore, but its the only way to get her to throw down
>>110246298it's a bulleted list of questions?stop being a fag
>>110246456only if you suck my dick first. lumi isnt performing her wifely duties and I don't want it turning yellow
>>110245486Do you doubt our black sister’s assessment of Lumi’s ass?
>>110246608to the contrary, I trust it entirely. seething sheboons always inadvertantly identify strengths
cute tardwife. this nigger really is her best artist
>>110246682If she had an ass she'd wear the butt-satchel but she realized pretty quick that it's not for her
>>110246913anon. the butt satchel is literal rape bait. say what you will about lumi. she doesn't want to get raped by a feral nigger. kidnapped by someone she loves? sure. raped by a literal who? no.
>>110246950she sounded bummed out about it
>>110246975+2also, she is tiny. it wouldnt work on her frame. plus she can't wear 3/4 of the shit she wants to wear either out of fear or because she is too lazy to go anywhere nice.
>>110247045I don't think she's as tiny as she makes herself out to be, my guess is at least 5'7 based on the Invaders performance + the gif in the op, you can't really fake height differences like that without IK artifacts.
>>110247170oh I meant in terms of frame. you're right about her height. she keeps trying to telegraph it slowly but that was the number I am going with too. idk if she does it because she knows her chat are mouth breathers or not, but she is easy to fuck with if you play number games with her. we saw those hips. we know her waist and chest and cup size. we know her weight from bmi working backwards. she's a tiny little thing but she isn't a midget
>>110247170Didn’t starbro pick her up and humiliate her? Isn’t that why she started working out
>>110247330hahahahahhahaba I like this rrat. I mean anyone could do that but still
>>110247330That'd be insanely funny
>making lolumi wear twin tales so I can fuck her from behind and yank up every time I want her to scream daddy
>>110248853I actually kinda like what she did for the stream. By making a fantasy version of her irl apartment shes sorta merging kayfabe and irl into a schizo creation. This is lumi's platonic ideal of an apartment. With finished blackburd and all. Surprising amount of effort went into it I was impressed.
>>110249142it was quite nice. I hope it's what her apartment looks like. I worry she lives in filthy squalor.
>>110250662>grabbed her right titnice
>>110250662>>110250726I thought she was flat.
>>110252755what? no. she's a.. she's got great tits
this little nigger is fast too. damn.
>>110252755In Phase she's in the big tits category, she's only beat out by Loki, Sleepy, Airi afaik
>>110253621>slapping lumi's tits til she milks herself
Seeing a lot more horny posts across the lumiverse.
>>110253856I'm trying something new.
>>110254350already got it in her eyes. winning
>>110253621>Phat Pawg Ass>Fat tits>Womanly in all things that countsAnd to think Starbro’s preference for woman is the opposite of Lumi. No wonder she thought her brother was gay for the longest time.
>>110254464>Phat Pawg AssModest ass*
>>110254464>Fat titsAn illusion only.
>>110254536people like you are we why can't have nice things
>>110254491A modest ass on a white woman is pawg status.
>>110254635Her ass might have been decent in 2004 but with current gymrats it's a different ball game
I'm starting to think gumis are all gay
>>110254757It's Lumi's fault that we're not sexually attracted to her
>>110254783>weI admit it took a while
I will NEVER forgive lumi for getting me into puppy play
>>110256709
I shouldn't have to ask this but she takes good care of her vagina, right?
>>110257519She's still a virgin, so yes.
>>110257630I love her. I really do.
>>110257066She will return. Lumi only got uncomfortable with how much she liked playing Pupmi character.
>>110257922yeah she did. I wish someone clipped her reacting to dizzy reacting to her. I can't remember the date
>>110241993>Did you have a hard day gumi?>Come lay down and relax in my lap>Its okay. I'll massage you.>Just for today I won't be annoying.>I love you.
I know.
>slapping and kissing lumiI never used to dream about her but then she dyed her hair, I had a nightmare about it, and now I randomly have weird/fun little dreans that involve her. I can never see her face tho
>>110254464>she thought her brother was gay for the longest time.Is Lumi really that much of a narcissistic?
>>110257630>she's a virginI'm watching the 3d debut. How did she learn to be this seductive then?
>>110259751Her mother trained her to find a husband. Sadly for Starmom. Her son might be her last chance to see her grandkids.
>>110258064>Just for today I won't be annoying.at least make it realistic
>>110260311she isnt THAT annoying
>>110260150There's a solution there that works out for everybody
>>110260150i am now whitepillshe has many cardsand also has courage in hershe will overcome anythingshe will make compromise and find man no problem within parametersmight not be vampire rapist ceo but high status 100%she will be good wifebut my heart worryhusband not appreciative of hermaybe treat her bad and she just take it
>>110260340I'm 10min into the vod and she's already annoying
non-euclidean Yoga
>>110257922unironically what's her fucking problem?>make a character beloved by many>kill it offscreenshe is too proud. She often forget that she's the jester here, not us
>>110261258bretty gud
This looks modelled after her actual apartment, but I don't like what her stream setup being inside the dark room that has a door irl implies. And that the rent for such a unit is realistically around $3k
>>110261429Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>110261429she got money bro
>>110261429Lumi gives off the energy of someone whose dad co-signed for a studio apartment and the mortgage payment automatically comes out of an account just for that mortgage.
why is she like this?
>>110261429I am slowly going crazy over posts like these.Feels like I am the only who watches streams and listens or everyone here is fairly new.
