This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: continued lighther schedule to get in a physio appointment and more dance project + general project prep. ALSO COFFEE CRAFT FINALE THIS WEEK DONT MISS IThttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2035982008850272439/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Previous Thread: >>110467046
>>110539462She such a lazy bum.
I always get tired before Lumi streams these days, oh to be a degen again
honestly, lumi should have molested starbro
>>110542961But she did.
starbro tried desperately to bonesmash Lumi with sticks to correct her small bones but she resented him for it
>>110542961from what is known about him it does seem like something happened
that hiatus lasted all of never I guess
Lumi is being menhera. https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>Lumi has no understanding of a sisterhoodThat both explains and unexplains alot.
>Lumi would have left a man like Henry Cavill because of his dorkish hobbiesJesus, no man will ever achieve her ideals, will they? If men like Henry Cavill give her the ick for being fans of fantasy/sci-fi.
>>110544766now you get it
>>110544766>Jesus, no man will ever achieve her ideals, will they?Starbro is her ideal man.
>>110544682Lumi is actually playing Phase Coffee?
based footchad getting her to at least give a price for a foot stream
Why is Lumi being so mean to Ember? All she wants is her pumpkin spice latte.
>>110548430Ember has a job now while streaming and her body isn't broken and she can dance and she has an ass. It isn't easy being Lumi anymore
>>110548469I thought Lumi is too support coded
my wife Kaneko Lumi is so lovely
>>110550932Your wife is a bitch to the other girls who are smaller than her.
>>110550971They need to learn their place. Lumi can't spend all of her time watching over small number chuubas.
Is lumi's power weakening since we can't hit the bump limit anymore on her threads!?
>>110555567Probably idiot gumis sho forgot to bump the thread. Why are gumis so disloyal.
>>110556708This changes today then. We must prove our loyalty to the lemon. Everytime a tread dies early that means one step closer to lumi graduating.
>>110556912I feel like this thread is the source of most of Lumi's woes by osmosis
>>110556708i fell asleep yesterday before i can revive the thread
>>110557363Your time to redeem yourself is now anon!
>>110557363Cute lemon.
le monka
Starbro should be a phase connect vtuber.
>>110560232Lumi would kill herself.
>>110560654Lumi would do everything in her power to make him succeed
>>110555567The thread is kept alive by a single anon who was last seen crashing out.
>>110562535I would crash out too if people kept insisting Lumi was a whore. She’s not. She’s pure and wholesome.
Dizzy is better than Lumi.
lumi yayhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>"LLL"-1"KKK
>>110565879I love this whore.
>>110563971No
she's reading less from regulars, I think she's here boys
>>110570554Perhaps she grows tied of her chat’s stupidity
Why is Lumi playing Bloodborne if she hates it?
>>110555567Every fan of vtubing fled into infinity ages ago. This board has existed for nothing but gay ops ever since. This thread's pupose was completed a few months ago. Life support is tremendously tedious but an impeccably timed death almost allowed it to serve a second purpose.I did not expect to see anyone here. Sadly, a third party's pity, while well intentioned, was misplaced. Pretending to be retarded is almost always post-facto cope. Regardless, if you like Lumi, you should really go to the place where we all act normal. Even if you would never notice one another.
Eew a schizo replied to me
>>110577580I hate this image. Because it implies Lumi wears thongs. And she would never wear those.
>>110577885>implies Lumi wears thongsDidn't she say she does wear thongs?
>>110579116I think she gets normal style ones in bulk from amazon
there's no stream later...
>>110574908>you should really go to the place where we all act normalWe're is this spot if it's not here? Discord? Also aren't you the one who crashed out last thread? Thanks for keeping this tread alive though if the anon above is correct that it's you. I appreciate a place were anons can saying nice things about my future wife.
>>110581833Cute pic.
guess we let this die until lumi returns...
>>110582079Lumi reposts some gemeralds on the twitter timeline, that's about it.Idk why people would think Discord. Talking about Lumi is seemingly a faux pas and if she isn't there what's the point?
>>110570554No she's not.She is still reading mostly from the same handful of retards.
I MISS LUMI!!!
>>110589532We all do.
>>110589532But does she miss us.
>no Lumi streamuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>110594329Let her rest.
Is lumi right for once or is she spewing her normal shitty takes chat?https://youtu.be/dk5NUtqFX58?si=iIAkR3KhdmkaPwdu
>>110595283She's just trying to pressure Sakana into accepting male vtuber idols into phase.
>>110594716So many of them are going to be away next week too...........................
>>110595363Why would he set phase up for failure? There's a reason that people hate holostars with there girl and guy collabs. Phase would die overnight.
>>110595715The male idols will be the brothers of the phase girls. Ensuring that no funny business will be had.
>>110595283She's right, more or less. Niji en is still a shithole but if you wanna be a male vtuber its your best option
>>110595833That’s not going to stop Pippa, Lia, Dizzy, MariMari, Runie, and other girls with flirting with them.
>>110595283Why does Lumi hate male vtubers? Is it because they get more simps then her?
>>110597693I thought Lumi hated simps.
>>110599767She hates simps who aren't simping for her.
>>110605729She's a very jealous lemon
>>110606683Name 20 moments where she was jealous.
>>110606840Ok1. When she was jealous at her brother being taller.2. When she was jealous at her brother for getting more love3.When she was her of her brother not getting hit.4. When she was jealous at her brother getting alot of women.5. When Jelly showed affection towards clio.6. When Lia got a new outfit.7. When Pippa got a new outfit.8. When Dizzy got a new outfit.9. When panko got a new outfit.10. When uruka got a new outfit.11. When Shiina shows more affection towards sad bee than her.12. When chat members say they get girlfriends.13. When bibi debuted and got more attention.14. When Mailce debuted and got more attention.15. When Whilhemina debuted and got more attention.16. When sinon debuted and got more attention.17. When Filian disappeared and got more attention than lumi.18. When she didn't get nominated for best singer19. When they ask about how starbro is doing before asking how she's doing.20. When she didn't get gamer of the year
>>110607245true and real, all of it
>>110607245Name 20 more.
>>110607245>When she was jealous at her brother getting alot of women.When was this? Didnt she say her biggest worry was that her brother was rizzless or worse, gay with his lack of interest in women?
>>110607245All true
>>110607245Can anyone confirm this?
>>110607975Just watch her stream for about 3 hours and you should be able to name 30.
>>110607245>When she didn't get nominated for best singerTo be fair, no other girl can compare.
>>110608676she said that he's very popular at his life guarding job. what she understands is that he's depressed and doesn't care about women at the moment.
lumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>110612316Sounds like Lumi should take care of him.
>>110613901Lumi really hates Buddhism
These streams are so fucking shit. Why does she do this on Saturday when people don't have work?
>>110618216Don't hate on my cute nerdy wife's special interests.
>>110619364Your wife should be genuine.
>>110619395She's genuine about her special interests. It makes me happy that she does these type of streams now. It's cute when the curious bookworm lemon comes out of her shell instead of scream at hard video game lemon. I don't see any other vtuber do that type of stuff except for Clio.
>>110619709Your wife should collab with Noel
>>110619857Maybe she should. It would be a peak stream.
Sorry but my tardwife doesn't do collabs anymore.I forbid her from interacting with whores outside phase so now she will only stream my special interests.You can watch that.
>>110620298But imagine the convo.
Chat, why does lumi say she was a normie but was a shut in who played mmos, watched anime, and hid in the library growing up? Is our favorite tard a lier?https://youtu.be/eXzI2i6RuIs?si=3dNZ8jHvQmJGvrb_
>>110622909Yes she is but you fail to consider timelines
>>110622774Noel can’t speak English
>>110624286Does she speak Chinese?
>>110625201no
>>110623108>you fail to consider timelinesWhat is the timeline then? She watched Adult swim when she was younger and watched 1 anime episode 3 part youtube videos as well. She's not some anime new fag.
>>110627447>. She's not some anime new fag.But she is.
Can Lumi's evil be stopped or will she continue forever to torment those weaker than her?
I have a confession. I haven't watched Lumi saturday in months. Myth saturday is hideously boring.
You retards don't have siblings. I was ecstastic when my sibling got married. For one, it absolved me of breeding. If starbro gets married Lumi's menhera will decrease just like mine did. I get to be the chill uncle to my brothers children.
>>110634559>If starbro gets married Lumi's menhera will decrease just like mine did.No, it will increase because Starbro is doing better at life than her. Not to mention if he doesn't marry a woman like Lumi, Lumi will crash out even more, because it confirms her fears of being undatable and unmarriable.
>>110634463Did you watch the 40k lore streams or did you find those boring as well? I don't mind the myth streams at all because it's a special interest of mine like how it is for lumi.
>>110634664>because it confirms her fears of being undatable and unmarriable.Maybe she should lower her fucking standards.
>>110634933What are her standards in the 1st place?
But if she opened a fansly I would forgive every misdeed
>>110634904Yeah I watched all the 40k because I'm a 40k nerd. I can't stand the myth stuff though even though I can tell you all about the greco-roman and germanic and judeo-christtian mythos I cannot stand anythig else consider it retarded brown demonic nonsense.
>>110634992The man has to be white, rich, like earns 250K minimum a year type of rich, be dominant, but at the same time have to be submissive to Lumi’s whims, own plots of lands, be from old money, etc.
>>110635169I thought it was to be a tactical genius and or be extremely smart that lumi is smart at but better? I never her saying anything about being rich. She said she was thinking about moving to the midwest for a house that doesn't scream rich to me. Idk about her race preference thought. Rip 99% percent of her artists and mods then if that's the case.
>>110635282She's a woman, doesn't know what she wants. My rule is that the more specific and unique a preference is, the more likely it is to be fake. On top of that, she can't just reveal much of them. Race for the controversy it would start, non vague physical preferences (which is ironically the one thing I'd trust a woman to know about herself) because it'd make some of us hop on steroids/bonesmashing. The income level is something mathed by this thread. She likes the big city life, went to a good college and has friends/family at those levels. >Rip 99% percent of her artists and mods then if that's the caseIf any of them were under the delusion they had a chance... idk what to say.
>>110635856I believe her saying she doesn't want a roids man and wants someone who isn't freaky fit. I wouldn't be surprised if she wants someone rich because of her family being well off and wants to continue that life style.At her age though there's no way that she's going to get a rich man. It's probably going to be a halfway fit man who likes nerd thing and had a 60k-80k job. Tbh if she's actually down to earth like her coworkers say I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't care about most superficial things and just wants a man whos normal who isn't working at McDonald's.
You guys told me Lumi was different than the other girls.
>>110636184>I believe her saying she doesn't want a roids man Because women have no idea how the male body works. They think anyone that has ever taken steroids looks like Schwarzenegger, when just about every underwear model and heart-throb actor is also on gear, just a more reasonable stack on top of elite genetics. >At her age though there's no way that she's going to get a rich man. She's flexible in other ways, such as loyalty. Like it's not too crazy she ends up with some 45 year old divorcee. Women are willing to tolerate/compromise on a lot, just not in the direction you'd hope. >Tbh if she's actually down to earth like her coworkersShe's legit a standard deviation higher IQ than most of her coworkers. And those that cannot be fooled are smart enough to play along. It's just that she's never gonna say "I hate poor people", she just hates the choices people make, and it's the choices that only lower classes make. >she doesn't care about most superficial things and just wants a man whos normal who isn't working at McDonald's. You follow that chain of normal based on what she's said about having a career, being smart, metropolis location, disciplined and you end up with a guy that's inevitably going to be rich. The only non wealthy person with those dark triad features she keeps alluding to is in jail.
>>110636748>Like it's not too crazy she ends up with some 45 year old divorceeAnon, she fucking hates sloppy seconds.
>>110636822She hates male innocence.
>>110636836Then explain why she tries to protect her brother from the evils of women?
>>110636854Because the evils of women are long term plays that are bad for the family. Baby trapping, etc. He's free to do the equivalent to others.
>>110636836>She hates male innocenceWhat type of innocents? Like virgin innocent, man child innocents, or golden retriever bf innocents?
>>110637166>What type of innocents?All of them. Her brother being a sweet, sensitive young man instead of the stoic alpha male nearly made her stop talking to him
>>110637214I heard the opposite. It seems like she's likes spending time with him like going to the shooting range and shopping with him last year. It sounds like he's going through depressed or acting like it. As for lumi's alpha man type, it sounds more emotional unavailable than sensitive.
>>110636748>>110635282She has multiple clips of her talking about her type so everyone can stop guessing. She says mostly she doesn't care about what they look like just about there personality, smarts, and voice. https://youtu.be/7_32Z2SjyhA?si=QNNC2sodURyYCiUehttps://youtu.be/DHbVQLt8qlI?si=vgMSQIwfJ3PB1Rqahttps://youtu.be/ffDGR7h_NZ4?si=Jj7jUaBwMQhpN9f7https://youtu.be/TUVkCuC8iiU?si=hMI4JEvF0_3MsK6P
You know how we categorize women into fatties, sluts, whores, and wives? 99.99% sure women do the same thing and the only difference is availability and maturity. Most guys have to settle for one of the former categories and even if a guy has found his wife it doesn't mean he's not attracted to sluts and whores, it's just they qualify differently from a venn diagram of criteria.When she says healthy, dark triad, smarts (riches and happiness implied), better than her at everything and a voice to match those are absolute qualifiers but it doesn't mean she's immune to playboys and fitness models. Does she have the sense or maturity not to go after something that's not husband material? I don't know but it's pointless to try and compete across every single dimension because those people do not exist.
>>110634463I hate to say it, but I tune in for the yap at the start, and as soon as Adobe Illustrator is opened I nope out of there
>>110634463I like to put on the vod during the day
I noticed she talks to me more during ad streams, what's up with that?
not late lemonhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>110642024Cute.
Why does she save the shittiest and worst streams for Saturday/Sunday?
>>110646309she hates everyone who isn't a neet or works from home
>>110646309>Sundayif you don't like strategy sunday then why do you tune in?
>>110646889Strategy Sunday is tolerable but still shit compared to something like Bloodborne or Ace Combat. The mythology whatever she does on Saturday however is a complete waste of time.
>>110647109The Saturday stream is self-indulgence so she can feel like she's moving forward and learning something instead of just wasting time in front of a screen all day
>>110647184Lumi, please just yap all Saturday. I trust and believe that you are moving forward and learning you don't have to prove it to me on stream. Thank you.
>>110647232You will have a bad time dealing with women anon
>>110647313I do
why does she stream shorter these days...
>>110649772Off stream projects or maybe dating
>>110649772>>110649924false flag anon...
>>110646309Because she hates us
was the lemon right for making the fat polish star knight cry?https://x.com/i/status/2038381805414293929
>>110657906No, and this is why no man other than her father and brother loves and tolerates her.
>>110660010Why are her eyes like that?
>>110661192lumi microdoses lsd throughout the day
>>110661192She went to the eye doctor to get her eyes dilated
The reason why Lumi hates Starbro's innocence is because she failed to corrupt him when he was young.
>>110657906No but it's also his fault for listening to women in the first place
>>110662886there's still time. lumi just needs to invite him over again and let him play oblivion again
>>110663810Soon
>>110662489Her boobs are too big.
>>110657906>you fucking SUCK get it togetherI want to think it came from a good place, but this is just the type of shit you say to a person you don't respect.
>>110669994Isn't it obvious she doesn't? She comes from a certain breed of American that thinks if you're intelligent you become fit, attractive, rich and happy by osmosis and if you're lacking that means you're lazy and stupid. She's not sorry about what she said but how she said it, and she has expressed before that if you're down on your luck in life and it's unlikely you can turn it around maybe it's better that you kill yourself.
>>110670158Her lawyer isn't present. The alleviating circumstance is that she has consistently said that this type of "tough love" works on her. It's not too crazy to think she thought she's doing him a favor. >certain breed of American that thinks if you're intelligent you become fit, attractive, rich and happy by osmosis and if you're lacking that means you're lazy and stupid.I think in the long-term smart people just take care of themselves better. And if you don't your cognition suffers. Doesn't mean it's chiseled abs, but the idea is sound.>she has expressed before that if you're down on your luck in life and it's unlikely you can turn it around maybe it's better that you kill yourself.Mass gumicide, put her on the news?
>>110670665I agree that she thinks she's helping but her own methods don't even work on herself if you notice how many times she throws hissyfits whenever she's stressed.>but the idea is sound.It absolutely isn't it's almost entirely driven by momentum and all it takes is one or two people in your life to fuck it up
I can save Lumi.
>>110657906Honestly she should choose one person each stream to shit on like this because God knows way more than just this guy deserve ridicule from Lumi and the other girls, some of you guys need the wake up call
>>110672387>some of you guysbut not you right?
>>110672484No. Lumi loves me.
>>110670816>don't even work on herselfYour right sadly. Now she got her ass moving just to show she's fit when she goes to Japan. For the past how many years lumi just sat around maybe ran for 2 months and ate 3 nuts a day then Is surprised that she's skinny fat. Don't be surprised if her workout ends after she gets back just because there's no other reason for her to do so besides showing off to her coworkers.
Lumi is bringing back Pupmihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://youtu.be/M4mmcwFQxKc
>>110673946Cute lemon.
I hate it when Lumi plays Gacha games. The stream is so soulless.
>>110539462Lemond
this cunt just sits at home all day and her body is falling apart. meanwhile I'm older and no problems.
>>110676734Only if chat gave her more money so she didn't have to lower herself to play gacha to pay off her BMW
>>110678578She doesn’t own a BMW.
Lumi should do a drinking stream.
>>110681439What if she gets drunk and blurts out something scandalous.
>>110683703Like saying the love of her life is her brother?
>>110680769cute
The star knight crashout continues. How will this hurt Lumi and lead to her graduation after phase con?https://x.com/i/status/2038867244575236234
>>110686674She'll probably nerf her content again
>>110680769my oshi would never do drugs!
>>110686674I'm happy lumi is starting to fight back again. She used to go hard on everyone like this 3 years ago. I'm surprised she didn't do this sooner after everyone was shitting on her for her food choices weeks on end. I don't know if she's just stressed about japan but bring back the shit talking to start filtering the soft boys again.
>>110688097>starting to fight back againFight back against what? I didnt see the guy she went off on do or say anything to her
>>110688097True but also used the caveat that she genuinely believed her chat to be the gigachads they portrayed themselves as especially after the Discord m&g. But then cons and actual m&g began and, yeah.
>>110688128Just speaking her mind and not caring about what people think. Lumi thinks if you have an oshi you should only talk about her and not other vtubers. >>110688144>she genuinely believed her chat to be the gigachadsIf that's true she's fucking retarded for how long she's been on the internet and thinking that. She doesn't just want her coworkers fans be know for being fat and weird is what I got from her calling him out.
>>110688289>how long she's been on the internet and thinking thatShe used to play PVP mmos, you'd be surprised how many people that play PVP/Competitive games in general are well put together compared to other communities. If you work from the assumption that sweaty gamers are a cut above the rest, that must mean the life skilling casuals and normiecoded people are even better because they have more time/energy to put into themselves. But that's never the case because people that are able to compete with others are a different tier of human and the main reason people become casuals is because they're failed normies.
>>110688373I'm not saying all people on the internet are fat and NEETs. I'm saying if she thinks all of her fans are ripped and makes 100k she would have way less viewers. I doubt she thinks that anyways especially what her mods do all day.
>>110688578During that time there were a lot of PMCs, Lawyers, Aerospace Engineers, FAANG devs, Xalamon was also in call and had to reel her in in DMs because some chatters jobs were so cool she was trying to inadvertently dox them. I also think she truly believes the world is a strict meritocracy as outlined here >>110670158
>>110688672She really likes chat and wants the best for them but how many of those chatters really have those jobs? I could say im a head designer on v8 boat motors at a big company but is that true? If I look up enough information about it that I could make a good enough lie for a few messages with my oshi? Everyone lies on the internet especially random men to random women. I'm sure lumi lied to us gumis a bunch of times and we will never know of whats true. If your right about that her being 30+ and not knowing that If true is a big tragedy then people thinking there going to marry there favorite vtuber.
>>110688897No disagreements here
