/jong/ died of neglect edition.jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE82qVaCNSA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QApun9Hqxlo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efwfw4srvAk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdpfa7Rj3hc >Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>/jong/ news- Khubie ranked up in the worst game mode.- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM - recent Khubie (local man with a voice changer) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws >Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky Yaku is Junchan. Doctors like this hand because it's TERMINAL. Get it? Eh? Eh?Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko/>>>/vg/mjg/Previous Thread: >>110598088
Hi
hewwo
>they hated my bread so much they threw it outT_T
i'm gluten intolerant
the forbidden qbread
Boo!
>>110612424One day, the qbread will be real. One day.
I had a dream a big vtuber was /jong/postimg on stream and i was so excited and now my day is worse knowing it was a fantasy
go live so you can become a big vtuber and make your dream a reality
I dont think i want to deal with a big chat and obligatory discord but its reassuring knowing (You) would mod for me <3
discord is not mandatory, many chuubas don't have one or it's just a news channel for notification and giving subscribers emotes
the only thing I would mod is people telling you to go chiitoi
You should go chiitoi though. It's a better hand than sanshoku, but nobody is ready for that discussion.
Pon!
Chii!
I let /jong/ die btw
>>110616988Based
>>11061698810,000 years of bad flow.
BOO!
Question of the day: do you prefer six or seven?
>I still don't get the joke
Nobody does.
the joke is ______
It all makes sense now...
I heard six was afraid of seven.
Cigarettes are bad for you.
Got milk?
The only joke here is me being at work
>Eat dinner>Immediately feel like going to bed
I wish I could eat dinner and sleep
I'm just eating steamed potatoes for dinner
evens burger normal odds burger but I add avocado and bacon 0 I stop fatmaxxing
there's a rat hiding behind my desk
4 hot dogs were too many...
I am once again banned from /v/
>>110627032What did you do THIS time?
>>110627338I posted lord brady holding a submarine sandwich
>Pippa spiraling againThat's what happens when you cast aside doragon's healing presence.
>>110631730has she spiraled enough that she cares about streaming again yet?
>>110631861lol no. She's just bitching about having to put in work for phasecon, a con she wanted to happen mind you, cause Sakana is a retard and they are only about to start recording shit for it.
what the fuck I have to do work at my job
>>110632001Grim
sorry I was talking about Pippa not me
ahhh maajan
maajan
evens kokoodds stream0 skyrim
https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23the noombers have spokenthed
panda (not red) sluts..
panda sexpremecy
Why is twitter giving me japanese holocaust denial now instead of mahjong, vtubers, and lolis?
>>110635087My bad
Goodnight everyone.
goodnyaight anyon
N
O
G
good morning nya
https://www.twitch.tv/vivillainessVivi is jonging.
kill
Good morning.
Stop that you’re messing up the draw order HOW CAN I WIN IF YOU KEEP RUINING THE DRAW ORDER AAAIIIEEE
>>110643673Okay, sorry about that. I'll sto-CHII!
/jong/ is dead
i blame the homeless
>>110645473All is right in the world
jong must live or else the pink rabbit (turmoil be upon her) wins
The rabbit wins by virtue of having amassed a collection of sycophants who worship the ground she walks on and will bankroll her minimum effort for the next few decades.
anons homework is to figure out how to revive /jong/. bring at least 3 ideas with a max 200 word description
>>110647026- Make doragon start uploading again- Make QB do mahjong streams again- Make JJ post titsFixed.
Anon should stream
>>110647026put on the meido outfit and host a regular tourney to lure in gimmick fatigued mjgers
I'm at work
foxhag is gone jongstalker is gone
I'm reading
I went back to OSRS because of leagues hype
>$15.99 plus tip per account No thanks
you're supposed to turn your dead ironmen into rune dragon alts to farm bonds
>Hanging out in PCG>People start arguing about Pippa being lazy again>Someone posts her throne>A jonger has given her over 1k in giftsbruh
Who?
>>110648235>>110646959
>>110648289If it's the middle I've never seen them
>>110648318I think it was the third one. I hate that guy.
The first guy always just posts his name here randomly
chi is actually short for chinese
anon SEX
No, that's probably gey
Sex with men is indeed gay.
proof?
I hate mahjong, I'm going back to 7DTD
I wish I had 7dtd irl, check this 0
You're... not very good at that, are you anon?
>>110649192You were supposed to stream it
Check this 4
>>110649664
HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>110649664Good job
evens be at work odds be at work 0 kms at work
i'm currently working hard at unemployed
>>110650264giwtwm
I'd panko that but I don't have any on my phone
>>110650618you can have this one
>$100 for half a tank>going to work so i can afford to get to work
Can you post the skilled brown magician one
nta but yeah
sank yuu
evens readodds room0 stream
>>110651827looks like i'm reading
>>110651852yeah, read the 5 digits on the koko and post them bitchboy
I won't join for obvious reasons
>>110652201I wrote this post.
Defying the roll, don't go to sleep tonight anon
>>110652999nice twips
>>110653420Nice weed number
blessed thread
Holy digits now I'm going to ruin it
Wow anon, way to ruin the thread.
anon ruined the thread lets go
panko sucks
Yeah, me
Dubs are back on the menu
>1 hour >only page 6Vtubing is dead, based
>>110655880If vtubing is dead the time has come to findom these soon to be starving girlfailures and entrap them in a marriage of convenience and subservience. Wagies, our time has come
I can't afford a girlfailure
i can barely afford to support myself with my wage
mahjong is dead too with this dogshit collab
this is /jong/ stop trying to go offtopic with mahjong slop
don't worry I'm not going to talk about mahjong I'm just going to complain about the collab
oh ok thats cool thanks anyon
what happened to your ears nya! go to the doctor nyaa!!
>>110657892Itchy princess never had ears anon
>>110657892they're on the side of her head
>Sword Art OnlineI won.
of course you're a SAO fan
>>110659295It's a good series sir.
>>110659322>He assured me>Watch show>It was not a good series
i thought asuna was pretty plappable during her housewife phase
I'll probably play just because it's da big event but SAO sucks.Maybe if I spread my sessions out enough I'll be able to play SAND LAND for the entire duration instead.
Woof
>>110660757*Pats head*
Cats are disgusting creatures.
>>110660845wrong
GM
>>110655880i'm cooking another pandemic
>>110664756deliver on wiping out the boomers this time
stonk
im crashing out. im having the wagie ragies. mahjong vtubers sex. aaaaaa
>monsters are over $2 a can againI might have to cut back
Jinjin is jobjob...ing
Boo
uwu ghost anyon do you play any musical instruments? also jong with me you silly ectoplasm bitch.
>>110670438It depends on what you mean by play.I played the trumpet from 5th grade to 12th grade but I was always terrible at it and haven't played since. I can kind of play the Ocarina. I own and can kind of use an Otamatone.My father gave me an old zither, but I wouldn't even know how to tune it let alone play it.>jong with meI'm at work.
evens fun carodds slow car0 car that will blow up soon
>>110671777>777anyon you hit the jackpot! Blessed thread!
I chombo'd...
ponjachijaronja
More like SanshokuDOKO, amiright?
>>110674168>[Deleted]
>>110668735I have resorted to buying 15packs, its the only way they are still affordable
>110674168>odds ranked>evens room>0 stream
check this shit out
evens odds Odds evens 0 >>11068000
Yuzus are disgusting evil creatures
Yuzu mentioned
evens order food after work odds make bagels after work 0 kms at work
Evens Burger KingOdds Burger King0 Burger King
>>110664206Furry is now Australian property. Those who want a piece of him can send an appeal to the /jong/ embassy at Kensington Town Hall
evens peanut butter fudgeodds pumpkin egg nog0 don't bother making dessert
>>110676765I found out whoppers in Canada cost less than they do in the USA. Burger burger prices are insane I can't justify fast food slop at the price they want for it
>>110676810This is the worst thing to ever happen to a jonger
not until I get my Chinese powder to inject for this cut cycle
>>110676980Dumbass leafs probably put maple syrup on it and serve it with a glass of bagged milk.Fucking Canadians.
>>110677624You mean curry powder and tikka masala
https://www.twitch.tv/bon73p
>>110678665I see him in grimmis stream every day
just drank a monster and then a monster on my passenger seat rolled off and somehow punctured itself on some side cutters on the floor so i now have to drink this other monster as the can is fucked
>>110678665He hangs out in QB's stream all the time he just doesn't talk.
>>110678739i THINK people can appear in chat without actually being there if they use chatterino
>>110678726Drink a third one for me lad
Japanese twitter makes me want to be a better racist. They are so much more racist than I am...
Everything really is better in Japan
>>110678811i will later
>>110678665He's out there...lurking around...plotting...
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggyeggy jonging with viewers come and join
I figured out the loophole to keeping my grandfathered price without having to remember to skip every month
>>110680441plase join...
I'm busy making dinner
>>110680852can't i'm in a ranked game sorry
I'm at work.
ive already joined the game
I'm the original one at work
Hey jong, I'm going to jong https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
im watching ANON jong
Initial D collab when
>>110683770why hasn't sega done an id collab for segamj
>>110683812mahjong players HATE initial d
makudonarodu
The honk-shoo competition starts…NOW!
Goodnight everypony.
>>110685892you can't say that here
Everynyan
>ossan collabing with kanimiso when I'm awake
>>110687038nini
You've gotta know when to hold emKnow when to fold emKnow when to chi or ponKnow when to ron
Pippa drunk stream on twitch for those who care
>>110688850pippa cute
>>110689173Not when she's bitching about shit people tried to warn her about for years
>>110689593i got an ad so i closed the stream, what was she bitching about?
>>110689669Same thing really, her whole>waa I hate myself despite years of not doing anything to fix the issues I haveshit brought on by getting pushback from fans wanting anything out of her cause of the phasecon dancing shit.
>>110688311punching and kicking and raping this miko
hey! that's my line, anyon!
nini idk why I'm still awake
a-anyon?? but it's morning!
Time is a construct. It is whatever we will it to be.
anyon you need to put the crack pipe down, it's melting your brain. wake up!
Also fuck whatever nigger posts these gay ass porn ads
>>110692951i still browse on kurobaex and then post on browser at work, so my boss has probably seen the weird porn ads in his peripheral vision
yagooey asmr...
>>110693914>制作:青春×フェティシズムwhere's the R18 version
what da anyons (male, jongin', cute) doin'?
i'm procrastinating stuff i need to do by playing vidya, n u?
im at work! pls kill me.
>>110696215Trying to decide what to stream today. Not mahjong though. I have a mahjong stream planned for tomorrow.
Im at work not working
the charge: shitposting on 5channel
I'm at work, listening to the casino, also not working
am i the only one actually working and ragin'?
I'm neeting and napping
I'm workin and tootin
>>110698744Yes, the rest of us have evolved beyond the need to work at work. Those who have truly attained greatness dont even have a job
wish i was jongin and vibin rn
you're letting jong die
>>110699954Im snoozing at my desk
>>110699954What are you gonna do about it?
>>110700076Stream and not tell anyone
>>110700111Anon is already doing that
stop that
>>110701532You have to say the magic words, which are BOO! Fufufufufu
>>110683842Not me it's like top three anime for me
i didn't know ghost nigger was this evil, double tapping the miko with a boo like that
One day you're going to call your boss a ghost nigger
>>110702507Bitch, I'm the evilest.
I woke up
>>110703161Unfortunate. Maybe tomorrow.
Did QB graduate again?
Tomahttps://x.com/aisaka_remo/status/2039108661252075800
would you fire an employee if the employee called you a ghost nigger?
I will never join management
>the only thing that pippa has committed to for more than a week is hotwheels
>>110706194First Pippa fixation arc?
>>110706308She usually would have given up by now.
>>110706336Toy buff
>>110706194Nah, she was on mahjong longer than this.
Hotwheels and those shitty plastic horses are fighting for her soul
evens cook odds order food0 kms
>>110707359reroll
xapitan??
>>110707711nyo~
Should I get an XL? xenia-11.png
PIZZATIME
>>110707890He left, remember? Because he HATES us.
>>110707921yes
>>110707921you should buy a pizza steel and break the safety on your oven so you can use self cleaning mode to get it as hot as possible to make your own
I got influenced, I will be eating pizza for next two and a half maybe three days
I think pizza SUCKS.
pizza deez nuts
I'll chop off doze nutz!
A vtuber I liked got axed for being a shotacon and making a singular deez nuts joke
>>110709903>for being a shotacongrim>making a singular deez nuts jokedeserved
>>110709928We can watch the falseeyed video at the meat up
CROW GOT AXED?
>>110709903Did she play mahjong?
>>110710257What did she axe fo
>>110710312She axed them to go fast. She said>chop chopbut that didn't cut it.
should I sell rust items and buy korean desert?
>>110710638Buy DF instead
>>110710737dwarf fortress is free
just had borgar from place i hadn't been to before. it was good
this april fools sucks
>Not getting the captchasSkill issue I suppose.
have sex with adult women for april fools
not even enough for more than one pack of jade...
well that sold quick
>Have to stay awake for an indeterminant amount of time waiting on the potential qb April fools stream
evens vr javodds vam0 imagination
>>110712620
Goodnight everyone. I look forward to fresh bread in the morning.
>>110714076Commentators hate this one simple trick!
This thread is not long for this world
