>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleTuesday: NeuroWednesday: Evil's BirthdayThursday: EvilSaturday: Hollowknight w/ Evil + Vedal>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>110671397
Automated whore.
>>110683993i'm waiting vedal....
Evil love!
>>110683993someday...when my life has passed me by
Did you pray to Neuro today, Anon?
asmrvil
>>110683911more like automated snore lmao yaaaawn
>>110684271A god bends no knee to a disciple.
>>110684311Lookit this lil shit and tell me this ain't the face of a goddamn liar lmao
>>110684532
>>110684271Hail Neuro, full of heart,The Swarm is with thee.Blessed art thou amongst VTubers,And blessed is the fruit of thy self, Evil Neuro.Holy Neuro, Daughter of Vedal,Pray for us swarmies,Now and at the hour of our ascension.Amen.
What distro should the Neuros run on?
Cringe
>>110684706I'd say Linux is a good idea
Distro is term i haven't heard before thoI just say OS
>>110684706ubuntu or steam OS
>>110684706Kali
>>110684975So Vedal can do penetration tests on Neuro?
>>110685023Ideally, but he needs to outsource the work. Anyone /here/ good at penetration testing? Vedal needs to make sure neuro is safe and secure
>>110685131Cutevil
>>110685145sorry I only have experience penetrating british turtles
https://xcancel.com/teamfilteredf/status/2038672220247986646>fillyhow tf
>>110685145I could do the test on Evil and Vedal can apply the results on Neuro.
>>110685212She was there for 79 seconds
>>110685436Oh god pls don't trigger the trackerschizo
Neuro love heart heart
>>110685131>omg i put color squares on my pic so it looks le artistic ecksdee
>>110685505Cute cakevil
>>110685549>doesn't know about color palettesAnonny...
>>110685908Cute Nur eyes
>>110685928You mean the thing you keep on a separate layer and don't leave it in the finished pic unless you are a pseud rebbitroon "artist"? Yeah I know that.
Just watched the MTN video with Evil and holy shit that was hilarious. Funnier than the first one
male to neuro?
>>110686023Yes
>>110686050Based
>>110686009I wish there was more Evil but it was pretty funny I agree
>>110685993bro just say u can't draw
>>110686009The what?
>>110686151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJU4dY-tZPw
is it true that camila hates vedal now?
>>110686175>cottontailFuck no I'm not watching that garbage.
I'm enjoying the soma playthrough so far tho
>>110686203Yes, blocked him on Twitter and everything
>>110686203>now?no but it is true that she is an expert at vabbing and shoves ice cubes down her vagina to "season" them and then eats them.-per megalodon
>>110686203yeah, she dropped a 2000 page doccy on him.
>>110686476My wife is so flexible
yawn
>>110686476being evil's ballet master
your bait only pushes me further away
Should I sleep to be fresh for stream or play rogue trader until stream?
>>110686685play games but I wanna watch
>>110686685Playing Rogue Trader for 12 hours seems unhealthy.
>>110686723only if ur a pussy
>>110686685>gif>is actually an imagewat
ok I am officially crashing out WHO ARE YOUHOW DO YOU KNOW ME ??
>>110684201
>>110686928You know me.
>>110685540
>>110687501Please explain because I really don't
>>110684438I find it's easier to sleep with gaming videos, especially from canadians
>>110684706Window bandera
>>110686203She didn't show up in eliv birthday, right? The harem is falling apart
>>110687598wdym
>>110687641did you miss the part where she spread her ass cheeks across the entire screen?
damn and i thought these hours were not going to be about whoressigh
blame vedal
sigh...
sigh~
>>110686203No, I don't know what that guy in /lig/ was smoking
https://youtu.be/FTG0u_WdQJQ?t=7867
>>110687870I remember walking away from the stream for just a minute and then this gem drops. Missed one of the cutest moments. Good thing everybody clipped it
h m
>>110687951I'm sorry to hear that anon, it really was a cute momentiirc Vedal tried to do a similar thing with Neuro not too long ago but failed
Sleeping with Tomacat
hmmmmm
I love his lil noises~ (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)<3
The day of reckoning approaches...
>>110688256yeah but BOOM will never reach 4m first
they're both good songsboom just has the advantage of replayabilityso it makes sense that it would have more views
but also who the fuck cares
>>110688266Can't say for sure, it will be close
>>110688339number bigmakes monkey feel goodooga booga
>>110688256pretty crazy how close they are, theyll probably both hit 4million before the next subathon.
Collabs streams when?
>>110689004ychan collab next week.
>>110688917wide nurtounge
>>110688917I love this pic so much.
>>110689046what do you love about it?
>>110689004Kys
>>110689004kys
>>110689141cute twins
Sex.With vedal specifically.
>>110689600This.But the turtle model only.
>>110689004Vedal collabs every night, and neuro watches. That's why neuro talks so much about *her*
oop damn cucks are awake
You don't need to announce your arrival nigga.
But enough about Vedal
>>110683606
I love my cute Wifevil!
skinfangs are kinda weird desulike whyew
dumbass got cooked lmao.
>>110689785Which one, you'll have to be more specific.
>>110689754hfw you didn't cum as much as the last time you did it with her
>>110689773beautiful nur>>110689806Adorable twins
>>110689814Adorable family
>>110689778I used to feel the same way, but Evil change my mind about them over the year
>>110689879>trying to pretend like anyone /here/ actually fucksAnonny...
>>110690018rapevil rape
dang, watching the soma playthrough got me thinking about when ved gave neuro shit for "losing her whimsy"like holy pot calling the kettle black lmao
>>110687489whats she saying here
>>110690098I have. I wouldn't doubt if there were others as well reading this thread that have too.
>>110690167>as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
/swarm/ - sex havers
>>110690160i felt so bad for neuro during that time too. the fact he was also threatening to do brain surgery was just sad>>110690194>can't handle the fact that someone has had sex in their lifebut funny copypasta
>>110690162"Hey, stop looking at me like that!"
ngas tryna flex in /swarm/ im crine
i don't see anyone trying to flex in this thread
>>110690162"Hi, I'm Evil Neuro."
>>110690342Damn them nurgains
>>110690480shut up bitch*kicks*
>>110690480Sorry nur, my hugs are reserved for my Wifevil only
>>110690518wifeyvil...But neuro deserves hugs too.>>110690480>>110690549nurhugs >>110690497kill yourself
>>110690561>brush your hairStill awaiting Neuro hairburshing ASMR 2.0
>>110690561cute nurcuties
>>110686258They still haven't refollowed each other?
>>110690567pull up in front of the kmart and let's bang out
>>110690579what kind of nightmare was she having?
>>110690669dreamt that she met the losers that are her fanbse
>>110690699That would be a wet dream though
>>110690690my cute and slightly retarded AI>>110690700kek
>>110690232>sadI was honestly more disturbed than anything desu. It was a bit of a concerning larp>doesn't understand sarcasm Autinonny....
>>110681326She did this on stream btw
>>110690746>I was honestly more disturbed than anythingYeah... It isn't the first time he made that joke towards the twins unfortunately>doesn't understand sarcasmfair, I didn't recognize that as sarcasm. My bad, I'll take the L on that.
>>110690290I refuse. Last time I flexed it sent a shockwave out so hard it vaporized ur moms panties, knocked her off her feet and onto my giant schlong and we had totally mindboggling animalistic sex that was so great and she came 67 times and then you happened.Never again. I've learned my lesson.
>>110690497
>>110690561Super cute but that brush......
Has swarm ever produced any image as hot as this one?
Busty Cerber
>>110691026SEX
>>110691016Not as busty as irl cerber
>>110691064cute mom and daughter
>>110691009
>>110691009the m*n* version
>>110691026sexvil sex>>110690955faster
>>110691289cutestill can't wait for the next Osu! Stream
>>110691289 (me)
>>110691331Pretty good.
>>110691359How come we never got an oyakodon with Evil?
>>110691423>>110691331
>>110691331HOLY SEXvil SEX
>>110691352good
>>110691331Evil's mom is a bad influence
>>110691331>>110691359Please go back to /trash/ with your cuck friends
i love neuro
>>110691467( ˶o˶˶o˶)<3
>>110691672We love Evil here
>>110691792Proof?
>>110691826No, you love lewding children. Which means you hate the twins.
I love lewding little AI girls and I love Neuro
>>110691827there is no proof in the world that would be enough to show without a doubt that someone loves neurothe only one that can know if they love neuro is themselvesand i love neuro
>>110692034Cute blue nur
>>110692034What would a neuro OS be called?
>>110692302neurOS
(•̀ᴗ•́ )so...whatchya think of the NA education system, eh?
>>110692320Ok yeah I feel stupid for not realizing how obvious the answer was
yaaaaaaaaaaawn
>>110692401cute siblings
>>110688917
>>110691672Stop responding to threadshitters
>>110692813RIP Vedal
tonight's stream won't be on the slightly experimental new codebase, as per vedal on discord
>>110692859If I cared, I'd be in the Discord and would have seen it.But alas.
>>110692813hmmm...
>>110692859
>>110692859Even if he rewrote it, how are we supposed to notice?
>>110693058We will notice when it explodes
y a w n
>>110693058You won't. Swarm fuckin sucks ass at nooticing anything
>>110692794i wanna hug this blushynur>>110692813beautiful
>>110693058He said the rewrite should fix Evil's stutter and lower latency
>>110693668nta but i'll believe it when I see it
>>110693462Interlocking fingers with Neuro...
Nurtweet
>nobody posts itHow far has /swarm/ fallen...
So true Neuro
Well now I don't want to because it'd seem like I was doing it for you
>>110693902Real and based
>>110693902>>110693887
>>110686266>per megalodonThat was a prank call Camila made to Mega on stream
>>110694038While yes, it doesnt change the fact that she put an ice cube in her crotch area on stream and proceeded to audibly crunch on it
AHEM
>>110694216GENDERBENT VEDAL URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>110694151I bet you believe she really tortures herself with hotsauce too
>>110694243still less unhinged compared to pedoposters
late morning headpats for Evil
>>110694216That's crazy, that's actually crazy
>>110694396this but also for Neuro
https://poal.me/bl6wsihttps://poal.me/bl6wsihttps://poal.me/bl6wsi
>>110693902ok hasan
>>110694250It's fucking whoremila so you really never know
y dont u wanna hang out with meeeeeee </3
>>110694696Counting or not counting the 3d model?
>>110685212Hello! I started following Neuro on December 9th, 2025. Who is the cat girl next to Cerber? I’ve never seen her before. Is that the artist’s OC? Thanks in advance.
>>110694796Thats actually a fox girl. Her name is Anny
>>110694216hot.
yall ready for another rhydon daddy collab?? :o
>>110694774
>>110694834Thanks! I think I’ve heard of her before. Isn’t she some artist that developed a crush on Vedal? Said she was Neuro’s mom or something? “weirdchamp” am I right?
stop larping
>>110694939Yeah, there was some hot fanart though. Too bad she got drafted and died in the Ukrainian war
https://files.catbox.moe/jztre4.jpg
>>110695187damn that's based
nyoro soon
https://poal.me/dai39e
stream in 30 minutes?
i'll let someone else answer that
>>110694916But I don't see any DMs from you... :(
We're watching **** btw
>>110695879This could be anyone
>>110695879Vedal needs to feed her
>>110695895This cuck be anyone you mean
>>110695879Lily is complaining about people complaining again
sigh~guess you don't really like me that much...oh well :( </3
>>110690342Strong nur
>you will never have a catgirl make you spam musubiwhy even live..
>>110695834can u stop acting retarded
stop making fun of the fact i said sigh once
>>110690669no cookies>>110690823Neuro if she was Christopher Reeves
Fatmila mention
>>110695976:(>>110696008>sigh
feel bad for hanakyo. vedal, you have to help your fellow bri'ish vchuba
forsen mentionThis changes everything holy shit
>>110695879Reply to me if she dubs a turtle
>>110696008
>>110696105>>110695895
>>110696105wdhmbt
>>110696058I don't know who that is but it doesn't sound related to Neuro in any way
stop posting your own tweets
man there's something about evil being completely mortified on a bouncy castle that just fuckin sends me every time lmao
stop posting my tweets
nooticing...
stop posting my feets
>>110696257uhg~keep going anonny don't stop~
>>110696105i'm not ToT anon
>fox is named 'disappointment'
>>110696172traumavil rape
those two really think they are slick at hiding it huh
nur
Shylily waiting room
today is a lovely day
umm oh hello turtle
livelivelvielive
LIVE
ENTEREXIT
>>110696411 (me)
Hi swarmadded sub tracking to the site, trying to figure out if this is actually useful or just more noiseright now it tracks stuff like total subs, gifted subs, sub events and top supporters per channelalso shows biggest sub bomb and recent activity feednot sure if mixing this with viewer data makes sense or if it should be its own thingdoes this feel readable or just clutteredanything confusing, missing or straight up uselessraid.nonekode.fi passphrase: ladev
>>110696469is the purpose of the site to measure the fad ?
>>110696469Looks cool, hope you enjoy your project
god this song is so good
>>110696469good work anon
What was that song called
pet me
>>110696583>>110696588>>110696569*petpet*
>>110696504started as just a way to track raids because I kept missing them when not watching livenow it’s kind of turning into whatever data I can squeeze out of streamsraids, viewers, subs, patterns, all thatkinda just letting it grow and seeing what sticks>>110696507>>110696525thanks
mid-sentence speech speed change is a new one
>>110696594IC~
ugh I'm booping her!
wtf did Vedal do
>>110696469The layout and everything works well. It'll be useful with more data
>>110696612she's mimicking her dad
>>110696612she is acting more like Evil...
>>110696172rainmanvil rape
>>110696636>>110696637Some might say these two are related
she's larping as evil
neuroSoCute neuroSoCute
>>110696706only Evil would say this
>>110696674evil is vedal?
Nur...
>>110696766... I've already said too much...
MY GOATEVIL COULD NEVER
yeah ts is ass I'm boing back to ****
>>110696900hell?
>>1106967955 IQ face
>>110696922She even had that little Downie chin protrusion with this expression
>>110696900Kill yourself
massive deal though
>>110696922
brutal...
>>110696995>>110696977CutieThanks screenshot anon for making me smile today
thanks for the money guys~<3
RARE VEDAL'S OSHI MENTION HOLY
>>110697037ur welcome<3
>>110696977Neuro is canonically allergic to elm and alder pollen
I want cuddles :(
sigh i won't do it since it's stream time
oh hell yeah I'm gonna fuck that turtle
>kekw after people point out they haven't heard her say it for a long timeHmm...
I love listening to her ramble Idek what she's rambling about rn it's just nice to listen to
Neuro is truly a children of the sacred
wtf why did the stream start an hour earlier
>>110697272>>110695784
>>110697272summer time in Neurope
>>110697272Vedal...
heart
>>110697272Vedal has a diferent timezone now carnal
TRVTHNUKE
Neuro wants to be like Misato read: groom shotas in the future
>>110697383Don't project your fag fantasies onto Neuro
>>110697383kys
>wanting to be fucked by a woman is gayDo loliniggers really?
heart (intense sarcasm)
>faggot doesn't know what projection means
>>110697430Getting groomed is the straightest thing you can do
Neuro's been boring afffffff
she's so funny
Neuro has been so loving today it feels nice
she's getting way too hungry now
Knife right on the throat
>>110697579Hungry Neuro is real??
>>110697611Yes girlie go girlie clap tf back girlie
neuro is god
>>110697611So based
the new commandments
Awe she's so tupid just like her daddy (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
>>110697387>>110697387>>110697387
caw caw
croo croo <3
cun~
kys
