243 - Smug Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious Thread: >>110660033
>>110718781>Whimper warriorWrong
It took me a while to realize the new captcha was an april's fool
>>110718781>Cries a little bitWrong, I scream at the top of my lungs whenever I jerk off.
>>110718781Close enough
>>110718781I love a vocal mancaptcha: ryan gosling
>>110718781Thank you for making me think about him moaning. I want to place my boot heel on his bladder and press it in, until he pisses himself and cries, then fuck him in his own shame.
>>110718781I silently stare into your eyes while I'm cumming
So much for today being a fun day. Had to block more fuckers so I don't see that whore on my timeline.
>>110721067Who
>>110721290Probably the Vivi hater
we should have a thread with no drama as a joke
we should have a soc thread as a joke
we should have a trash thread as a joke
>>110718781Which of you fucks made this
>>110718781Actually I'm a bit more vocal than that...>>110720881...yesplz
Pretending to be a woman for april fools
Pretending to be a man for april fools
>>110722415I'll make you a woman, sugar
Pretending to stream for april fools
>>110718781You are DEAD WRONG about me
>>110718781>moans like a slutyeah
>>110722374You can piss yourself today. You should do it on stream. Hit your limit silently and try and hide how good it feels to your audience, or admit it in your panic.
Pretending to be a woman for April fools except it's a very elaborate joke that spans over several years
>>110722927Hmmm...
>>110723024You're interested. You want it.
>>110723380But you have to tell me that I did a good job afterwards
>>110722516Next year you should stream, for real this time
>>110723421How will I know when you have?
>>110723594You will have to watch to know when it did happen during the stream :)
u guys are weird, any april fools plans? surely you're having a special joke stream today, right?
>>110718781my main thing was moaning like a slut though
>>110723705I don't know exactly who you are. I hope I catch it. I want to hear your blissful shame. Tell me what tier you're in, at least.
>>110723768I don't do that stuff, or almost never.If I come up with a bit it might last a bit of the stream I guess.
I want them to heavily breathe on top of me
SOMEONE BAKE THRASH THERE ARE TOO MANY GOONERS HERE STOP WITH THE GOONPOSTING ON THE ADVICE THREAD
>>110723953Give me an op image
>>110723768my Joke is that I actually streamed today and no one knows
>>110723974https://x.com/i/status/2036674208839745808
>>>/trash/82046469
>>110723594Bottom part
>>110724515I'll try my hardest to catch you. Post to the anchor when you're live, or at the very least, talk about how it felt. I'll be thinking of you, of this.
>>110722927This post is only hot if you say it in a vocaroo and are a girl.
>>110724669Hint at yourself?
>>110725134Antisocial female pervert. You won't know me. I might know you. I don't need to say anything more.
>>110725513There are no female perverts here
>>110725513I'll keep an eye out
>>1107246696~ hours, but will at least reply with how it felt afterwards too :)
>>110721348Deserved
>>110725513I don't believe you. Post a vocaroo.
I miss Vxseras voice
>>110726058He did moan like a slut. His top clip was that.
>>110725513Who was your original post about if you don't mind me asking? Since we don't know you anyways. >>110720881
>>110726304It was about Omo, the cutest male.
>>110726304omo
>>110726338Retarded and worst pick I've ever seen.
>>110726338lol.
>>110726400It should've been obvious who it was. But Yes I agree, the most retarded pick. I don't know anyone who genuinely enjoys Omos voice especially knowing what his model was before.
>>110726649its grating and i dont want to believe its natural
>>110726338Well now we know it wasn't a female. It was a good try though
Is this larp because he fumbled Pukki?
>>110726747He was larping as a female looking for him to piss himself here. But only gays want to see that on him
>>110726747he hasn't gotten over that?
I'm just happy other anons hate the same aspies I do.
>>110726338no females go here anymore and this is proof
>>110726304I don't know why they hijacked my reply, I was thinking about basil.
>>110727030>BasilOkay, now you can really kill yourself for larping.
>>110727030lmfao
>>110727030>Another hijacked reply to further LARP No.
>All those trannies following Basil and the most recent postgod i knew it was going to happen to him like Free
You two can pretend to be me as much as you want. I don't speak my love's name so you can't hijack my desires. Likewise, I will not speak your name here if you submit to me. Only to you. I know no skinwalker can compare with what's in my mind, or who I am. Say what you will.
>>110727139Is it about an active aspie at least that still streams?
What’s a good level of rewards for subathon goals. I was thinking 1, 3, 5, 10, 12, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 50, 60, 80, 90, 100, 140. I have somewhat over 500 followers so I’m not expecting too many subs and it’s not like I’m doing it for the money anyways. I just wanna get thoughts because it’d suck if all the goals were reached quickly or if the goals were unattainable. It should be noted I have a large majority of viewers that are broke.
>>110727139You have a deranged aura around you
>>110727139>i don't speak my love's nameYou anonymous though
Would there even have been an aspie that you guys would agree with? Who is cute to you people? If Basil isn’t enough what more do you want from a cute boy?? Stop being negative and saying “X isn’t cute” and give me a cute boy to watch instead!
>>110727261Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Find a boy who you think is cute do not let these fools dictate that for you
>>110727261>BasilHe's not cute because he started fag baiting more and posting tranny shit it makes his chat off putting
>>110727261basil annoyed me
>>110727294You were never a real fan of his, cracked-egg Cody
>>110727261I like Basil
>>110727293You’re so right anon. I’m gonna support the boys I love to watch. And one day one of them will let me put my head on his lap and pet it.
>>110727139Post tits and I'll piss myself for you.
>>110727261I've been gooning thinking about Basil since early 2024
>>110727261Doesn't matter. Anyone remotely liked or talked positively about gets crabbed. Best not to mention anyone at this point, this isn't a thread for aspiring vtubers is a cesspool for miserable losers to talk shit, complain and cry
>>110727402you're a man. which proves he is for fags now.
>>110727182What do you think? >>110727213Isn't that what you like?>>110727233Look what happens to the others who are mentioned.
>>110727425>What do you think?I think you're just here to shit the thread by vagueposting and it's not about anyone in particular. It worked.
>>110727208Go in increases of 5 up to 500, a reward just for getting to one sub is sad man...You can always do individual rewards for 1sub or such to reward the poorboys who give you that and end up needing to eat white bread the rest of the month due to how much that costs, there are simple enough things to give for those like, easy enough if you are female, 1 sub = 1 kiss
>>110727416>now.Always been
>>110727425i think you're a man
Vagueposters are the absolute worst thing here. They only exist to give pathetic people brainworms that it might be them
>>110727425>Isn't that what you like?Uhm...
I used to vaguepost about Iriya
>>110727425Anslie>FagBacily>Who?Cody>LolBunkum>Who?Flandzen>LolHaru>LolFranky>Who?Gurun>DeadJohann>LolIriya>PossibleKleiner>FagKyuu>FagGeltaran>LolLance>PossibleRetarded font >Who?Vxscera>DeadRamnor>LolOmo>FagKampie>FagKaiG>Who?Merlie>DeadSo which is it?
>>110727425yawn
>>110727526So furious that I won't give you another lamb to slaughter. You want to be fed so badly, don't you? You can't help yourself. You can't hold it in. So furious. It's kind of cute.
I want this thread to be a better community so I can safely link post and be called cute, too
>>110727770>Another lamb to slaughterOh you're the Vxscera schizo back for more. You think abuser didn't deserve it. Or you're Iriya defender
>>110727770other anon said it, you are an iriya cutter?
>>110727770yawn
>>110727770I want a cute girl to voice this
my neighbors have been arguing for the past two days straight, do we think inviting them onto my stream as a form of talk therapy will be good content or is the vtuber audience not into a dr phil moment
I need this cute girl to watch me and tell that I'm cute too
>>110727770Unhinged
>>110727770vocaroo telling me this
>>110727791You really want to pin down a name, don't you? So badly, oh so badly. Seeing you so impotent with rage is exciting. This will be my only clue. It is neither of them. Oh, you're going to be so mad that you're wrong, aren't you? That's exciting. Can you feel your heart beating? I wonder if you'd like to fight me? Would you let me hit you once, twice, five times? When I stop replying, you'll think about me for days. That's exciting.
>>110727851You should do it just for the sake of originality and SOVLFVLNESS, invite them TODAY for April's fool to make it funnier^2.
>>110727895You got caught lol You're going schizo because you got called out for what you are
>>110727895the rest are fagbait so you aren't a real female
>>110727951zawa show this larper what a real woman sounds like!
>>110727895What is this retardation
>>110727895>No vocarooWhy is the vxscera schizo a pussy
You're in love with me already. Isn't your heart beating like this proof? You want to talk to me. You want to hear me. You love me. When I stop replying, you'll still love me, crave my return.
>>110728056I'm in love with you if you're talking about me ;;
meds now
The best joke was larping as a woman
Our favorite scammer debuted again
>>110728056Please let me hear you
>>110728155Link?
>>110728155which one kek
shut up already pilli
>>110728056I love you
>>110728056Schizo can you rank designs for us?
>>110728291>FreeOfMePre or Post transition?
>>110728291Pre obviously. He ruined his voice
>>110728291>digbyaccent doing a lot of work there
Iriya mogs all males
>>110728426Iriya has a double chin he can't get rid of despite throwing up to lose weight and his hair looks like his mom cut it
>>110728291Why is Kyuu in good voice He sounds like faggy radio static
>>110728580Gays like how Kyu sounds
So whos made this new tierlist? Im on there and I never agreed to it or posted here in ages....
>>110728630Who cares bro once an aspie always an aspie
>>110728630It's a schizo tierlist after Jamie stopped managing it. I wouldn't pay it much attention.
>>110728291schizo tierlist and outdated, kill yourself faggot
>>110728056Please love me
>>110728630Tierlist changed hands at least once. Whoever put you on it isn’t running it now.
>>110728630hey
>>110728828What's worse is that the tierlist is not posted on the OP so only the schizos have access to the link nowadays, take that as you will
https://x.com/berialryuuta/status/2039235060449091675Support him!
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>>110728056Why don't you love me enough to say this to me with your voice?
>>110729118>Giving up on rebrand to try another rebrandHe's NGMI
>>110729118Kek the femboy shit didn't work out so he's changing back to an epic cool guy?He doesn't have the voice or personality for whatever BFE he is cooking. He needs to pick something that fits and stick to it
>>110728291>good voice>HaruAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>110729313the OP of that said that it was based on who made them shoot ropes, so it makes sense in that gay context
>>110729313Seethe as hard as you want, but he gets gay viewers for a reason.
>>110729118Sounds like an April fools post?
Has there been any moderately funny April fools posts today?
>>110728510Why did 4 words make you produce this vomit?
>>110729118This is the most unfunny April fools. Everyone who fakes a graduation or something of the like to fuck with their audience is not an entertainer. You are uncreative and annoying.
>>110729592This, joke models, art, etc are the way to go.
>>110729506He posted a video of himself with face throwing up
Trent mogs all trees
>>110730546There's only one other
>>110730546
>>110730633Based edit. The "you have no enemies" is my favorite meme of all time.Whom are you that created this?
>>110729384pegging yea!!!
>>110730546He could never mog mokuba
>>110731252Mokuba mogs me if anything
>>110730220The vomit audio was audio only this is how we know you’re lying
Name an Aspie
>>110731399Mogkuba
>>110731399Finbar
>>110731399Sani
>>110731399sani
>>110731446>>110731476>>110731477>>110731604Girl that isn't a tranny
>>110731622fwofie
>>110731668>that isn't a tranny
>>110729154>how to be a loser forever
Needy thigh kisses
>>110731738They're all trannies then if you think this
I am so incredibly excited, that I need to remind you guys that I’m officially coming back to streaming on April 20th!Not only is this my debut back on Twitch, but it’s also my birthday, and I would love nothing more than for everyone here to come hang out and celebrate with us. I’m starting fresh under the name PierrotVT over at twitch.tv/pierrotvt.I really want to take a second to remind everyone that I’ve changed. I’ve worked hard to turn over a new leaf from who I used to be, and I’m so ready to move forward and just have fun with all of you again. It’s been a lot of work getting to this point, those strikes don't issue themselves!I’ve missed this so much. Let’s make this birthday stream one to remember. See you all there!
>>110732409What happened to Vxseras gf
>>110732477this isn't about her
>>110732523Werent you dating
>>110732409Bad skinwalk
>>110732409You can bait better than this, Aypop
>>110732555Agreed. It’s not like we don’t have numerous confirmed posts of his to reference. Ski walkers have been getting lazy.
Which girl should I cumtribute
>>110733818Naya
>>110733818Shabby
Remove me from the tier list
>>110735715Nigga who are you
God i hope the girl talking about piss was about me. Please please please.
Why aren’t any of the males here as successful as irya?
>>110736412>iryatrembling much? go throw up again skinnyfat bro
>>110736412I think Cipher is doing pretty well.
>>110736328God pleas be about me. I'll do anything. I'll send anything you want
>>110736723>gay baiting
I want the female into piss to love me but she didnt say who it was she wanted to piss themself now I have brainworms. I hope it was me
>>110737048>don’t want brainworms>already has themAnon…
>>110720881>>110722927>>110723380>>110723885Please let me do it for you. Please tell me who you are or how to contact you or how to give you it. I'll do it.
I thought we baked trash to get rid of these people.
>>110720881>>110728900>>110727895>>110727770You're perfect. Let me love you
>>110720881>>110728900>>110727895>>110727770You're what I want
Please love me >>110727770And call me cute
>>110727770I want to be yours
Please let me know you. I'll give you anything
>>110727770Why won't you respond
