>see cute cashier girl>shes wearing a hololive shirt"i..is that a hololive shirt?""yes! you know them? who is your favortie girl?">you say biboo>she says oh ok and looks disgustedwhich girl should you say is your oshi so she isn't creeped out by you?
>>110814789Artia
>>110814789Mori, Kiara, Nerissa. I hate all of them but if you're not trying to "creep" them out, go with the ones females are most likely to watch.
>>110814789Elisabeth Rose BloodflameWomen love her too
>>110814789Fuwamoco and then let out a very loud "BAU-BAUUUU!!!" for everyone in the store to hear, I swear her pussy will be practically dripping
>>110814789Guaranteed she thought you were a disgusting lolicon pedo or something similar kek
>>110814789fauna
>>110814789Syoka
>>110814789fat woman and asian
>>110815161MEGABAUSED
>>110814789Kronii, Kiara and Noel>>110815161Baused.
>>110814789Kronii, Bae, Mori, Nerissa, and ERB are good choices
>>110814789Gura, Shion, Laplus
>>110814789There’s nothing I can do for a woman to make this hobby look cool, why even try>>110815348Plap plap
>>110814789Fauna was my favorite, now I watch vtubers for 10 minutes and I feel disgusted with myself
>>110814789>>110815970
Why do women fear biboo?
>>110816239Ask Saba.
>>110814789Instead of naming a specific girl, I'll go through every active talent and rate them safe or unsafe to tell normalfags you like them (EN girls only because I'm not familiar with every JP talent)>MoriSafe>KiaraUnsafe (MVs lean too much to the gooner side)>InaSuper safe>IrYsSafe>KroniiUnsafe (Model leans too much into the gooner side)>BaeUnsafe (Model isn't full on cunny, but is close)>ShioriSafe>BibooUnsafe (Cunny)>NerissaSemi-safe (She has too many gooner-bait clips)>FWMC Safe>ERBSafe>CCSafe>GiGiSafe>Raora SafeDo note this is by no means an indication on my personal opinion on how enjoyable the talent's content is, just how safe I feel it'd be to state she's your oshi to a normalfag
>>110814789>she says oh ok and looks disgustedThat's when you beat the shit out of her, rape her while she's barely conscious, and steal her Hololive shirt before leaving.
>>110814789Maybe if you were hot, she wouldn’t have had that reaction. Be attractive. Don’t be unattractive.
>>110814789koseki bijou
>>110818164but then she will think you are a pedophile
if she's a tiny flat asian woman I will immediately say Koseki Bijou without breaking eye contactotherwise I will say Subaru
>>110818306Subaru is not hard to noticeIt's literally her, no joking
>>110814789Women don't watch hololive lmao I remember a screen cap of one of the holowhores bragging about having a 3.5% female audience before.
>>110817202None of them are safe lmao they're fucking vtubers
>>110818569Safe in the context of VTubers anon, the girl in OP's example already is familiar with Hololive, so she's not a super normalfag. Think of it like "I can't tell this person I like anime" vs "I should lie and say my favorite anime is Naruto"
>Mori>Nerissa>ERBGod DAMN women have shit taste.
>>110814789>I like all of them. We should go back and to my place to watch streams and bang!How are you guys not getting laid yet?
>>110814789The answer is always Ina. You will get away with anything in any context if you pretend to be a takodachi
>>110814789Artists (like Ina) or singers (like Mori/Nerissa/ERB) will always be the safest choiceAlso, Gigi somehow has a shitton of self-inserting female fans so any girl who is heavily Nijisanji-coded also worksNot safe are lolis or girls who are stereotyped as GFE types.
mint is pretty safe. bitches love mint
Maybe if you got jacked and groomed yourself, she wouldn’t have reacted like that
>>110814789>>110820291>Oh you like Ina too? What's your favorite thing about her?>HER FLAT FUCKING CHEST GOD DAMN MY DICK CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT SHE'S SO FUCKING PERFECTLY FLAT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>110814789>"yes! you know them? who is your favortie girl?">shit your pants>"oh, you are a Vivid"
>>110814789If a girls wearing a hololive shirt not at a convention and just out in public i find it hard to believe she would be disgusted at calling biboo your oshi. youre a big fat liar
>>110815161I did this the other day and it worked. BAU BAU!
>>110814789Roberu
