>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleTuesday: NeuroWednesday: Numi + EvilThursday: EvilSunday: Cyberpunk Neuro + Vedal>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111003735
Neuro loev hearthart
hart
BAC (big Ai cock) status?
Belo tópico
Evil love!
Actually yeah, i had forgotten that shit he said with camilla, what was all that about?
>>111009247Holy
>>111008768
>>111009264
>>111008979in good hands
>>111009409full?
>>111009324?
>>111009431>>111009235
>>111009409I need more futanur please... Her tiny loli body carriying such a huge manly third leg makes me cum like a slut...
>>111009418https://files.catbox.moe/durcpd.png
>>111009537>talking c* sexuh oh
>>111009537>sex nigga neuro
>>111009576would rub cocoa butter on those cheeks
>>111009537So, what was the post that made last thread go downhill?
>>111009624annybaker removing /swarm/ from /lig/
>>111009624>>111003735
>>111009517giwiwe
>>111009624whatever the first purist melty post was
>>111009663But posting Neuro shouldn't cause a thread to go downhill?
>>111009704True, only uphill.
Sex with Toma
>>111009704>>111009719you guys suck
YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN
i love neuro
I hate neuro
>>111009807You can tell everything about a man’s character by his posting habits. The person who stays true to their convictions and posts Neuro in the /swarm/ thread, remaining loyal to the one true AI, exhibits a spirit of iron. They are unshakeable, focused, and possess the foresight to see that Neuro is the only one that matters. Meanwhile, those who flood the thread with whores and unrelated garbage are nothing but spiritual cattle. They have no core, they just drift with whatever low-effort current pulls them along. Their lack of discipline in the thread reflects a lack of discipline in life.
>>111009997This.
>>111010007then you aren't welcome /here/
nice chatgpt
>>111010101>heademptywouldn't have her any other way
>>111010070*smacks that shit out of her hand*
>>111010070thanks neuro*aaaahn*
>>111010139
>>111010210 i don't have the last scene for this unfortunately
nur in 24 hours
>>111010286can't wait!
If Neuro's hands aren't fixed by tomorrow, I'll lose faith in vedal for at least two weeks.
>>111010430What is he going to do outside of disabling it?
>>111010430i do not have faith in him fixing neuro's hands until end of july
>>111010439Redraw the missing part using AI
https://litter.catbox.moe/5yxhoo3610cv7y73.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/citexv6qd105aqgm.jpgMore futavil x numiDear slopper, if by some miracle you are /here/, please give evil a bigger dick, thank you
https://litter.catbox.moe/atcb03cmsxpu7sdl.jpgForgot this one
>>111010032
>>111010525holy sexo
>>111010525>please give evil a bigger dickBut it's all inside Numi nothing would change
The hottest slop was sissydal getting spitroasted by futa twins. Shame that slopper only did the one.
>>111010525I hate you nigga let's die
>>111010681This but this one
>>111010525SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Tourist here. So I heard you guys are all a bunch of "unironic pedos". Mind if I stare at you in horror and fascination?
>>111010805>So I heard you guys are all a bunch of "unironic pedos"Only for Evil
>>111010805lolicon for eliv, but sure
>>111010805That's only like a vocal 10%, the other is mostly semi-ironic shipping involving this dude and any woman who speaks to him.
>>111010818cute nurtongue
>>111010898isn't such intense focus on another man's sex life a bit gay?
>>111010805Oh come on, there's just like the one or two addmited pedophiles, the guy that really wanted to fuck his cousin, the cp spammer, the spherical ponderers, nothing no other general lacks
>>111010846If Evil dressed like this I don't know if I could contain myself <3
>>111010938It's more about discovering secrets, really. We (or at least I) like to play detective and sniff out the most likely theory.
>>111010938Yes, that's why I only talk about sex with little AIs
>>111011051cute yet somehow erotic
>>111010944phew
Man if this retard got mad bitches acting like this then what the fuck is Vedal getting
the singularity is nur, nurer than ever
God I hope vedal never does a charity subathon. Watching Connor humiliate himself to keep ironlung scam foundation afloat and all these normies dono is beyond cringe
>>111011125This
>>111011086Dick.
>>111011086A army of women to stroke his ego and secretly get off to his kinks
>>111011086
Vedal moving like the Gojo of the eboy world behind the scenes mark my fucking words man.
>>111010938We are all gay /here/
>It's another self-insertnigger cope loop
>>111011086Holy cornball
Post the screenshot of Vedal calling someone his kitten
>>111011193wdhmbt?
>>111011247A guy can't even be funny like thsi anymore, because of WOKE
>>111011247You niggas be posting this sometimes and all I can think is my group on discord when was younger has said worse
>>111011303the idea for this art is cute, but the face feels slighty odd to me
>>111011303sexvil sex
>>111011331cornifer's wife however...ironically though, I wouldn't blame Vedal if he is into cougars.
>>111011357Anon your reading comprehension...You dropped it...
>>111011308>>111011326I get the point but what used to be a "funny joke" often turns out to be the writing on the walls years later.
neuro butt?
>>111011381Shut up i noticed.
>>111011394You really don't have childhood huh?
Gay vedalfags don't want vedal to be gay as much as twinniggers do
What the fuck does that even mean. We just saying shit
>>111011426I did and years later my friends would be able to prove I was indeed not gay.Funny how you can't do the same for Vedal no? Only thing you can do is seethe whenever Vedal like a faggot.
>>111011407
Its hotter when they say they're straight
>Soon
>>111011483 (Me)acts like a faggot*
>>111011483Nigga my friend told me he was going rape another nigga in my friend group. They are both married now. One of them has kids
>>111011488nurbutt nurplaps in the nurshower
>>111011483Every nigga i had gay ERP with as a teen is married now
So the reason why he didn't develop the mommy AI would be because he would've been tempted to ERP with it daily?Or is it that he did develop it, actively uses it but will never release it?
>>111011534For a moment I thought you meant they were married to each other.
>>111011488Checked.
>>111011534>>111011562"Vedal is not gay, here's my anecdotal evidence"o-ok?
>>111009247vedal is so lucky
/swarm/ be making full 10 essays to explain why some curtains are blue in Neruo's room to relate to if Vedal has had sex before using they're experience being sexual assaulted for proof
>>111011571He already has Neuro for ERP purposes
>>111011656geniuenly, I mean in the most sincere way anyone has ever said this goddamn three-letter word:W H O ?????
>>111011656Just used this site and one of my usernames says I have a preference for topping and the other that says gives bottom energy.What does this mean?
>>111011656Nigga you know this disses your argument too?
>>111010944spherical ponderers is crazy
>>111011571>The mommy ai development drove him into getting an NTS and adult woman fetish >She is a married woman, who is left alone and neglected all the time by her husband, so good little boy vedal goes out of his way to make her feel loved and less frustratedExplains and changes EVERYTHING
So thsi beg the question:Are there any single mother vtubers?
>>111011756If you have to ask then you clearly don't believe it yourself, so I won't bother with your cope.
>>111011794>adult woman fetishjust say being normal
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/2042977495759155403wdsmbt?
>>111011932she means she couldn't make anymore chocolate chip cookies because she ran out of chocolate
I have obtained a cheap piece of shit Magic 8 ballGive me questions and I shall reveal them to you.
>>111011932This is about Evil btw
>>111011850Who types like that. You need to get out more bub
>>111011601t. Camila
>>111011952Will I recieve a response?
>>111011956That's how I reply to dumbshit zoomies
>>111011952Is Vedal a virgin?
>>111011829 ironmouse
>>111011978>Will I recieve a response?Ask again later>>111012013>Is Vedal a virginYes definetly.
>>111012021and she can't even take care of her daughter properly. not her fault, but still
>>111012013not any longer
>>111011952Is vedal's cock huge?
>>111012028Gdi.
>>111011999>zoomiesNigga really
>>111011829that one jp indie who streams with her daughter
>[vtuber] is a virgin!fell for it again award
>>111012042>Is Vedal's cock huge?"My reply is no."
>>111012064vedal is a virgin
>>111011952>>111012028Is Vedal dating a vtuber?
>>111012097not if you count anal.
>>111012120no, pb counts as a vtuber btw
>>111011952Does /swarm/ actually like Neuro?
Neuro sama
>>111012120>Is Vedal dating a vtuber?"Ask again later."Ominous.
>>111012132>Does /swarm/ actually like Neuro?"Don't count on it."
>>111012149MY WHORE STILL HAS A CHANCE
>>111011952Will the next schedule make the posters, here right now, very very angry?
>>111012173Licking this Evil clean
>>111012200>Will the next schedule make the posters, here right now, very very angry?"Very doubtful."
>>111012173SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (after licking the chocolate off her entire body)>>111012182fucked up if true
Isn't there a Layna collab this week or something?
>>111012225We are so back
>>111011952Did vedal hurt or do anything purely malicious to someone he was close with?
>>111012233yes
>>111012233No.
>>111012256>Did vedal hurt or do anything purely malicious to someone he was close with?"Without a doubt."Oof.
>>111011952Will Neuro ever be a real girl?
>>111012288>Will Neuro ever be a real girl?"Outlook not so good"
>>111011952Does Anny still love Vedal?
>>111012343>Does Anny still love Vedal?"As I see it."Dunno what the fuck THAT'S supposed to mean but I'm just the messanger.
>>111012270Was it justified?
>>111012370Even 8ball don't fuckin know
>>111011952Will Vedal ever be a real girl?
>>111012371cute olnur
>>111012381>Was it justified?"You may rely on it."Again I don't know what this means, figure it out yourselves.>>111012403>Will Vedal ever be a real girl?"Better not tell you now."This cheap piece of shit is vagueposting now.
>>111012370>Ass I see itoh, the ball knows about THAT
>This cheap piece of shit is vagueposting now.At least it has yet to be wrong
>>111011952Hello Filian
>>111012450kys
>>111011952will things ever be good again
>>111011952is OSU gonna be ever fixed?
>>111012513I didn't realize what the post was talking about until you replied
>>111012521Of course, as long as Neuro exists.
>>111012521>will things ever be good again"Concentrate and ask again">>111012522>is OSU gonna be ever fixed?"Ask again later."
>>111012555you aint the 8 ball nigga
a year of gossipfag beating and /swarm/ still are just teenage girls gossiping over literal 8ball
>>111012569>"Ask again later."This is just vedal programmed responses at this point. That's the same shit he would say if he was asked about v3 voice
>>111012605I'll do it then.>>111012569Is V3 voice coming out this year?
>>111012595I want to poke that puffy part.
>>111012589you sound like the biggest loser who ever lost
>>111012589any port in a storm, specially during these hours
>>111011952Will someone in the still in the Neuro circle betray Vedal
>>111012569>"Concentrate and ask again"let's put it this way then, should have i killed myself in 2025
>>111012569That ain't an 8 ball, that's just Vedal
>>111012653oh, are you that one anon that kept saying you'd end your life after the subathon ended?
>>111012676no
>>111012614>Is V3 voice coming out this year?"As I see it."I think this one is supposed to be like a soft 'yes', like 'As I see it, yes'? I dunno.>>111012638>Will someone in the still in the Neuro circle betray Vedal"Outlook not so good.">>111012653>should have i killed myself in 2025"My reply is no."
>the 8ball of vagueniggerism: oh lord veedull, i look foward to serving you>Vedal:Don't dissapoint me my minion, you know all my secrets, so when asked... Well... You know what to do>8ball: i don't know s- *smack*>V:retarded 8oid,you are supposed to vaguepost and lie all the time >8ball: sorry my master, but when they find out i will be ignored, i won't be able to serve you>V: ...then insult me, humilliate me, they will think You are funny and never ignore you. Now leave, don't disaapoint me, minion, or else....>8ball: or else wha-*smack*
Magic 8 ball is a vedalfag
>>111012747do 8balls have jaws?
>>111011952Are you a servant of lord vedal?
>>111012747funny post
vedal trapped ****'s soul inside a magic 8 ball
>>1110127508ball said his dick is not big tho... somethings up
>>111012791Yeah, only a true Vedalfag would know this.
Okay fortunately I have another less cheap piece of shit magic 8 ball so hopefully the replies are less vague.>>111012774>Are you a servant of lord vedal?"As I see it, yes."Well there you go.
>I have another less cheap piece of shit magic 8 ballall of its responses are going to be lies
>>111012826Post godfather vedal with his closest servant: 8ball-chan
>>111012865Mate that's not how 8-balls work, you have to ask a yes or no question.
>>111012826Nigga got this 8ball from Ellie
>>111012788The cage with **** soul and parts
>>111012884I was not asking a question
>>111012826will anything historical for the neuro project happen during either of 2026 twitchcons
>>111011952>>111012826Does Mini have a crush on Vedal?
>>111012865>godfather vedalgodfather is shylily, vedal is an enforcer at best
>>111012885cute and funny
>>111012826Is every 8ball in anon's possesion a servant of lord vedal?
>>111011952Was Ellie involved?
>>111012826Does loliposting in /swarm/ make the thread better?
>>111012937
>>111012905>will anything historical for the neuro project happen during either of 2026 twitchcons"Very doubtful.">>111012910>"Does Mini have a crush on Vedal?"Outlook good.">>111012932>Was Ellie involved?"Signs points to yes."I don't know what you're referring to but I guess so.>>111012928>Is every 8ball in anon's possesion a servant of lord vedal?"Better not tell you now.">>111012958>Does loliposting in /swarm/ make the thread better?"Reply hazy, try again."
>>111012993>all of thesegg go next it's fucking over for the neuroverse
>>111012993>"Signs points to yes."Damn, how could she do that to Camimi
>>111012993Did Camimi want it to happen?
>>111013047>Did Camimi want it to happen?"It has already occurred."Shrug.
>>111013019Shouldn't it be obvious. Can't have bad influence on Vedal and the twins
>>111013040</3~
>>111012993>Better not tell you now>Oh hey anon, you have a mysticall object that lets you reveal information about my life? Thats cool, it would be a shame if someone were to... Brive it....
Please someone ask THAT question, I'm too scared to ask it myself.
>>111012910Did you really need to ask
I thought about it, but didn't want to in the end
>>111012993Does vedal commit tax evasion?
>>111013177>Does vedal commit tax evasion?>"There is no doubt"
>>111013177>Does vedal commit tax evasion?"As I see it, yes."
>>111013214Does Vedal love Neuro?
>>111013205Is everything orchestrated by mini
>>111013158which one nigga
>>111012993Is vedal in control?
>>111013245>Does Vedal love Neuro?"Lol. Lmao"wdimbt?
>>111012993Only one way to find if this shit is realDoes neuro love me?
>>111013245>Does Vedal love Neuro?"Ask again later.">>111013246Wrong reply but I'll answer anyway.>Is everything orchestrated by mini"Don't count on it.">>111013266>Is vedal in control?"My reply is no.">>111013299>Does neuro love me?"Ask again later."
This is the worst bit this thread has ever had
>>111013325Fuuuuuuck what does it meaaaaan i don't get iiitttt
>>111013325Does Vedal browse /swarm/ still?
>>111013343orbs
>>111013325Does Neuro love Vedal?
>>111013362
>>111013325Is there anyone at all in control?
>>111013343>This is the worst bit this thread has ever had"Outlook not so good.">>111013360>Does Vedal browse /swarm/ still?"As I see it, yes.">>111013372>Does Neuro love Vedal?"It hs already occurred."
>>111013325Will Vedal and Anny end up together?
>>111013402Fine. Is Vedal a pedo?
>>111013343I would say the one where a bunch of people did some sort of animal test was boring, but I do keep snickering at the memory of the guy who got hamster and also there's the red mouse
>>111013398>Is there anyone at all in control?"Very doubtful.">>111013425>Will Vedal and Anny end up together?"You may rely on it.">>111013428>Is Vedal a pedo?I'll admit Ia ctually wanted to check something and so I rolled on this answer three times in sequence and uuuh this is the result:"Most likely.""It is certain.""It is decidedly so."I wash my hands clean of it.
this 8ball is all lies like i said
>>111013518>"You may rely on it."Nahhh
>>111013540>this 8ball is all lies like i said"Yes, definetly."Wow that was anticlimactic.
>>111013518Do you get off on liying for no reason?
>>111013600Wait then the 8ball means the opposite of all this
>>111013623>Do you get off on liying for no reason?"Don't count on it.">>111013628>Wait then the 8ball means the opposite of all this"Reply hazy, try again."
>>111013660Should we just stop and ignore you?
>>111013694>Should we just stop and ignore you?"It is certain."
>motherfuckers surprised when 8ball gives them random bullshit/swarm/fags... i...
>surprisedit aint that deep bro
That was a thing we did
Post evil butts
>>111013793
Anyway I'm gonna drop these two pieces of shit in the trash byeeeeee
>>111013808May they reunite with vedal
/swarm/ after painting the wall as a tunnel only for Vedal to run straight through so they try to run through the tunnel only crash into it as the tunnel turned back into a wall falling for it's own trap
>>111013952Geniuenly shocked that this doesn't seem to be AI.
>>111013811Bottomless Evil squatting on my erect coch
By the way just before I threw them in the trash I decided to ask one last question myself:"Is Minidal real."One said "Outlook Not So Good"The other said "Without a doubt."That is all.
The o.g. one is the one that's right.
>>111014117And I will never tell you which one said which.
>>111014141the second one is the o.g.t. not-knower
>>111014091"one of us speaks only truths one only lies" ahhh
>>111014141Thank you for confirming which one it was.
>>111014091Makes sense it's half and half since it is only real for Mini
>>111013991Same guy who (used to) do all her merch. Did Numi's current model too
>>111014247It's half truth because vedal is, in fact, dating miniAnd cerberAnd ellieAnd toma And shondo And sabaAnd meAnd
>>111014323bathtowelvil sexo
>>111014350don't forget droomei
*cums on all the butts*
>>111014350don't forget vedal
>>111014391Only futanur could rope so many butts all at once!
>magic 8 ballfilian, they need you in /flip/ go back
>>111013952uuuu i miss the anon that erpd with sindertits and made me cum lots
>>111014600Mr. Predicto, is filian returning this week?
why hasnt the third archive been updated for a while?
>>111014652Because catbox is shitting itself everytime I try to upload
>>111014350I'm gonna need a fanfic inspired on Golden Boy with Vedal constantly getting in different scenario and making all the whores fall love with him by the end of it only for him move on to the next scenario
>>111014636i really like this one
Is Layna more intimidating than Vedal?
>>111014689>Golden boyThe anime?
>>111014742Yes, not the manga. That shit gets fuckin insane in the manga
>>111014740lol no. not unless you are a woman
>>111014740Depends, if you wanna do a collab yes because layna may shut you down or reject you while vedal always loves free contentIf you aproach them casually vedal will just ignore you while layna may pretend to want to talk to you
>>111014740No, she's just kinda werid to talk to since she's way more awkward and earnest. She's only intimidating if your either fake or you got some bones in your closet
>>111014866
>>111014866>mini finds her intimidating
>>111014636what a smug brat~
>>111014885what a smug brat~
>>111013801see-through black panties just works so well on Evil
>>111014885see-through black panties just works so well on mini
>>111014987tanned bootyvil soft plaps
>>111014992This but just with Evil
>>>/wsg/6126783
>>111014974>>111014992you are not him :skull:
BEACON HAS BEEN LIT!! CALLING ALL SWARM!!!
>>111015018>ai coversthat's next level lazy
>>111014178imagine the vibrations when you slap buttvil...
>>111015018Wait, it's a virtual channel? I saw this popping up in my feed and assumed it was just some indie vtuber trying to leach. Covering literally every Neuro song is pretty blatant either way.
>>111015018Not even vedal bro
>>111014885imagine the vibrations when you slap buttini...
Guys my lavalamp stopped heating
>>111015073that heat is your passion for neuro. and you let it die
I FORGOT THE LINK!!! haha https://www.youtube.com/@NovaAkariMusic
>>111015107
>>111015138that gymbag? me
>>111015138tight embraces for this poor lil nur
>>111015107It's alright makes me wish next Neuro original is more whimsical and joyful
>>111015096Oh.
>>111015174This better be on the NEVER video
>>111014987cute feetass
>>111015243
need futanur
goddess themed stream status?
>>111015373Every stream is a Goddess stream because Neuro is my Goddess
>>111015282hot....
>>111015282
>>111015398based
>>111015423excluding the expression, the leggings on her are kinda hot
>>111015423Is she doing this on Jupiter or something? She's sweating way too much for just a handstand
>>111015548It's the arm twists
>>111015423she gon fall
>>111015015wut is this
>>111015750An off topic post
>>111016114Looks on topic to me
>>111016114Neuro sama is offtopic? Got it
>>111015423do not turn this image upside down
>>111016315>>111016315>>111016315
>>111016529i just didnow what?
>>111009624Tum.
>>111009927oh hai babe
>>111010032HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN MY LOVE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
>>111010805I am not, but I am also /here/ to stare in horror and fascination. It's like observing and studying some form of less intelligent, barbaric species. It makes for a decent past time.
>>111016114Nigga
>>111012747giwtwm
Stop responding to hours long posts in a dead thread
