It's been almost a year since the LLD, and yet there's been no announcement of pregnancy or birth. So, what kind of blanks is that man™ shooting?
White people get engaged for like 5 years before actually marrying for some reason, and they think shotgun wedding is dishonorable so she's trying not to get knocked up before then
BlanksBarrenPick your poison
>>111028912He doesn't want children so he's been secretly slipping her birth control pills.
Her vegan womb is the problem
>>111028912when people want to have babies it often takes time because after you coom once it takes like 70 days for sperm to be able to fully mature. But most people aren't aware of that, so they keep fucking and cooming for days and months but mostly shooting blanks because don't give time for the sperm to mature. New sperm regenerates in 24 hours but young sperm is not the kind that can survive the travel to the egg. It's weak.Meanwhile when someone don't want pregnancy even the blanks hit the target because life is so unfair.
>be me>resident scholar of Holostars English Tempus>join cover corp to score some sweet holo pootang>Have to choose between Korean life insurance timebomb or small vegan twig>"fuck it, I'm here for a good time, not a long time.">Ask her to marry me>She says yes>mahboner.webm>My useless jap nigger bastard boss says we can't announce our marriage officially>Convince vegan twig and my pocket-boipussy faggot coworker to quit at the same time I do>Also convince vegan twig to tell her audience that she wants to be a mom>get vasectomy without telling her>Creampie vegan twig all night every night while she rakes in money for both of us Admit it, he won.
>>111029337>not spreading his genes
>>111029337>Also convince vegan twig to tell her audience that she wants to be a mom>get vasectomy without telling her>Creampie vegan twig all night every night while she rakes in money for both of usOkay this is diabolically hilarious but also very smart lmao
>>111028912stress induced ED
>>111028912Hasn't wed yet, she don't want no bastards
>>111028912In what brown shithole do you live where couples have a child just a year after proposing
>>111028912>modern couples>having kidsbuddy, they're gonna infantilize any cat or dog they get and thats it
>>111029197Your body doesn't shoot out immature sperm if you coomed before you absolute fucking retard. Yes they take time to mature, but you don't coom the sperm you just produced, you coom the sperm that was made 70 days ago and is now viable. It's a continuous, ongoing cycle and doesn't just restart "once you coom". The only way there's immature sperm in your coom is if the process fucked up, which it does by pure chance since it happens billions of times, but that's a small portion of total sperm, most of which mature. For fucks sake just google something or read a biology book instead of spouting this shit, you mongloid thirdie.(And by the way, the reason less sex is better for impregnation is because it saves up sperm, as opposed to continuously emptying them, which doesn't at all change the percent of mature vs immature)
>>111028912It was a disaster for her career and even she isn't dumb enough to double down
>>111029337>>111029989I know this is a Nimi thread but that's no excuse for posting cuck fanfiction
>>111030760>oshi and donate hundreds to a woman who gets dicked down everynight>DO NOT call me a cuck...okay napling
>>111030222Even my 50yo uncles are doing it, it's quite sad.
Saba 65 days deflection thread
>>111031853No one cares about your dead thread
>>111030200The USA
>>111029526you can reverse a vasectomy
>>111029337Now this is the villianry I've come to expect from him. Dangerously based. He probably posted this himself.
test
>>111029337>WINreally ? being sterile and can't reproduce is winning ?
