Baker's home edition.jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeir_na_QOA [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdHcstWXipY [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K36HhslJQDo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efvUKMS5IQE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>/jong/ news- Khubie ranked up in the worst game mode.- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]- recent Khubie (local man with a voice changer) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky Yaku is Daisangen! Here there be dragons (three to be precise).Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko/>>>/vg/mjg/Previous Thread: >>110906809
I baked.
>>111049429At least steal the good one
I can't into soundposts.
You shouldn't have done this
I'm going backhttps://truckersmp.com/
bounty bars are goated
>osu lazer breaks the skin I've used for like a decade (I play the game on and off)on topic vtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J62hfu96lMM
jongs back
I was binging heisei haizanhei sumirechan because anon asked me to so I couldn't bake
I didn't bake because I was a conscientious objector
I didn't bake because I was at work, but then I got home and then I baked and now we're here.
At last I'm free! I can finally say the thing I've been meaning to say for over a week :DAhem...>>110754132>YWNBAWThank God
>>111055543Welcome back wheelchair anonSlatternly whorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXtbx2EXcE
I call being the famous Sinon
>unironically rolling for the SAO collaball yours
I just want hat
>>111055700I might roll but I also might just redeem her. Depends on the bakyou (decorations)
I know nothing about SAO.I will judge this collab solely based on character design, if characters have a special hand, and, primarily, the emotes.
>>111056224You have all three right in front of you minus some of the emotes and the paid outfits.
Reban the gay frog
>>111056499Meanie! What did I do to you? :'(
>>111056821Do I need a reason to hate the gays and the French?
>>111056885AIDS, not sure about the second one
>>111056885I can't help it! Do you think it's easy having to wear a beret at all times and to do the funny english accent? We suffer too! :'(Also the gay thing is slander! I love women almost as much as I love numbers!! So take that >:3
>french>NOT gayOkay.
>>111057190>Also the gay thing is slander!>I love women almost as much as I love numbers!!And where do men rank anon?
Oh my, look at the time! Looks like it's time for me to get a few hours of sleep! Nini anons <3 *drifts furiously into the distance*
>>111057650Gey nini
why were you banned wheelchair anyon?
>>111058172He refused to post tits
SAO is unironically the one anime I've fallen asleep to
>>111059213ive never fallen asleep from boredom watching something even if i didnt like it, unless im at work being paid, then its snooze time
the first cour was alright, I only watched the rest of the first season because of sunk cost
Goodnight everyone.
>>111059405I fell asleep on the second episode, I think, because when I woke up, it was on the fifth episode, but I read through the Netflix episode summaries and the second one matched through the last thing I remembered
Does jerking off to the characters count as watching SAO
china is so silly
vtubers owe me jong
>/jong/ meatup has inflated 100% from last yearIn five years time we will have over 200 jongers at the meatup
the ohio meatup will be the final meatup
>>111058172>why were you banned wheelchair anyon?Based political takes on british """food"""JK. Used an app to phonepost here and got a week long ban for it twice because they hid it as a generic IP range ban
Morning!
Good morning nya
The only thing the French do right is bread.
Boo!
Pon!
Chii!
Kan!
>>111064221>all my friends are getting marriedshan't go to the meat up
Fex sox?
>>111070112You might find your midwest queen if you come to the meatup anyon
Women do not exist.
but women do exist, they use anime avatars to stream mahjong
if they exist why haven't I seen one
>>111073355But she's right there
Women shouldn't exist
Do not the women.
I wish women didn't exist so I wouldn't exist
based and real. women suck amirite boys?
>>111075188Shut up jj
>>111075188Nobody asked, jj.
>>111075188Yes hunganon, you and your big male dick are right
Fujos...
>>111075188yeah, me
Women are disgusting creatures.
What are they saying about you?
Bleeding out of an open hole in your body is not normal
I bleed when I pee is that bad
>>111076297i like this anyon. i don't know who you are but you are now one of my favorite anyons.
>>111077226drink another monster and see if it goes back to black, if not as chatgpt
drinkin a monster rn
drinkin piss right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zyt2xlLf-E
I'm drinkin a cherry pepsi
i'm drinking a microwaved green tea and wish i had just made a fresh one
Tea is for women.
I'm drinking vietnamese instant coffee
>>111079918nuh uh
>>111079918True, I prefer sugar that tastes like tea
I'm drinking air
BOO!!!!!!
>>111082799
leave this place
damn these ghost niggers are gettin uppity, it's time to drive them out of this sacred thread
doko
I'm at work.
>>111082916Fufufufu. How can you get rid of me when you can't even stop losing the game
>>111083342you dont have a job
>>111084103I'll have you know I have the very important job of walking around places I'm not supposed to be, trying to not get kicked out until I get picked up. Currently in a storage shed.
What if we played the modification that allows you to play American truck simulator in an online MMO fashion called TruckersMP together? *Points fingers together*
>TMP when the official convoy mode exists and you can play with mods
>>111084581You gonna host a convoy then anon?
>>111084644No I was just saying
>>111084842If I were not phone posting you would be receiving a very angry emoji right now
wish i was truckin irl rn
Hey jong, I'm streaming some Jong tonight: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
watchin anon stream rn
watashi mo anon wo miteru
It's all so meaningless
>Pink woman in my shooterDon't like it
>post marn's leg in /fgg/>get banned for off-topicmarn confirmed not fighting games
does anyone know this image?i tried finding it but couldnt so i drew it based off memory...its qb btw
what the hell is a qb
>>111089392It was from elfin, I have the original somewhere but can't post it right now
>>111090242khubiehttps://www.youtube.com/@khubiez>>111091130thanksdo you know where i could find elfins works?
>>111091180They were on twitter but her account is nuked, people might have them saved though
>>111091412found it on an old thread shame everything is gone
>>111091180>khubie>https://www.youtube.com/@khubiezwow cooli think she should jong
Damn these captchas are slower than molasses running out of Nina's anus (which she was filled with for losing at mahjong).
Khubie is a WHORE (affectionate)
You walk into a multi person bathroom to piss, but the only urinal is broken. You MUST piss now, you have to use a stall.So, do you leave the stall door open or close it?Discuss.
Close it. Force of habit.
>be me>press "enter silver room button">match start>playing against cat>oh nyo.png>match goes on and it's going weirdly well?>"omg it's going so well! i'm finally going to get a 1st place!">last round>cat is in last place>looks at cat>oh god>TSUMO-NYA.wav>cat gets a freaking NINE GATES(!!!!) and steals 1st place away from me>game endsCats are scary creatures
>>111094123>sanma not a real chuuren
Khubie 3D is not good for my mental, she's too cute.
>>111095089
>>111095316yeah she's a unstable little creature so 3D is fun, would be even better if the tracking/rigging was a bit better
I'll give Khubie more D if you know what I'm saying of course I'm talking about vitamins, I guarantee you she doesn't get enough sunlight in jolly old, perpetually cloudy England.
The brown streets of England
England. Where the skies are grey, the streets are brown, and the people...well.
Chuuren? More like children with that cat
That's it I'm moving to suuhan
Cats are disgusting creatures.
>3 posts in 4 and a half hoursoh nyo...
Man, if only a cute and sexy anon posted a koko...
Ah, guess I'm not posting one then
Majsoul Friends Room 68356(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68356luckily im a cute and sexy anon
>>111099909room for 2 more cute and sexy anons
I only join fat ugly bastards kokos
>>111099909one more sexy anon for a tanoshii jikan
>>111099979I'm here, joinAlso holy shit the captcha is so fucking slow
>>111099979theres a very sexy miko you would feel right at home
>>111099909but seriously join the koko
I'd join but I'm too busy playing Starfield right now.
JOIN THE KOKO
>>111099909started
>>111099909wj
>>111099909I hate this game. Jonged.
>>111099909gg, gotta go or I would play another
>>111099909wj i hate this captcha
Woman who loses on in mahjong parlors to get punished and humiliated on purpose is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b041RHcLBhA
tits are out
Im so glad my beautiful red headed wife is above such uncouth harlotry
>>111101676Look at those DAWGS
wish i was jongin rn
>>111103324Check out this room code!JK, I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone!
We back?
I'm about to make a terrible late-night purchase
>>111103752Whatcha buying?
>>111103780$400 videogame controller
>>111103794Wheel?
>Mahjong Soul Twitch drops are realSomeone tell Khubie that we need the coppers and undustable blue gift bags
Akarunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Z9rB_Br4Y
For some reason even though it was irrelevant to everything else going on, Andy was streaming jong in a dream I had last night.
>>111103891oh shit, I better actually start streaming again
>>111106575We need those coppers and blue gifts.
>>111103794mahjong controller?
Good morning.
>>111108293No, IIDX. I could get 14 inputs out of it though which could make it a mahjong controller
a-anyons? are you all wagin?
>>111111043I'm preparing to stream not mahjong.
>>111111114So close
>>111111111
The site's not letting me post
I think 4chan SUCKS
so true, let's all move to dicksword uwu
I already left the league server, I'm not joining another
>>111112248get back here
>>111112309No one used it except JJ drunkenly saying nigger once a month, it was cluttering up my server list
shant use dicksword
a better captain would've deleted it
Fleeting thought, but why do people hate Birmingham? It looks pretty nice from what I've looked up, except that vid of the dude angry at living in it
test
>>111112891it's really really brown
Did gookmoot fix it
>>111112915Anything else?>>111112923Seems so, just after I had already gotten into the flow of reloading after posting
>>111112923Do you play 2P or 1P? Also do you have any experience with Phoenixwan? No particular reason of course...
i don't know anyon but i saw that video about a shopping cart with a machine gun and it gave me the impression that Birmingham is a really bad place
>>1111130132p. I have a Dao FP7 from 2012. I think everyone has a phoenixwan from him now, you can't get the good omron switchesanymore since omron stopped making them though.
>>111113000I don't know. Checked
>>111113049>you can't get the good omron switches anymoreI heard that they switched the Omron switches on the lightning cabs too, honestly I think I'll just spec it to whatever the cabs are using currently (50g springs, Sanwa buttons, 50g Omron VX switch)Not to dox myself but I'm pretty sure they just updated my local arcade to Sparkle Shower and then upped the price. They also took the legacy cab out and shot it in the back of the head.
>>111113285is it a round1 or private arcade? We just got official e-amusement in America and every arcade that is on board basically can't run any private server Konami games anymore because of it. They upped the price because now Konami takes a fee per credit.
>>111114111Nice trips
?
evens spaghetti and beef meatballs odds nothing0 kms
Wao pretty digits! I'll post a room if I can get one with a bunch of 1s :3
>>111114111We meow!
Not what I wanted but here! Coolest digits in the west :DMajsoul Friends Room 80808(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80808(Dunno when/if this post will show up but feel free to show up even 1h after :3)
>>1111144742/4! Jongers will jong no matter the adversity >:3
brb
wow all the posts hit
>>1111144743/4 :D
>>111114474Started! Thanks for jonging until the end of the universe <3
I booted up my Windows partition for the first time in forever and it sucks
>>111114474
>>111114474wj
>>111114474WJ! Thanks for surviving the death of the universe with me amigos <33 (even doragon barely made it!)>>111115328Cute <3
>>111114474BTW I'm keeping this koko up because this number is way too pretty so if anybody else wants to jong -- or just wants to stare in awe at the pretty digits -- feel free to join :D(IDC about filling so don't feel pressured to join, I just want to keep the number around for a lil' bit longer :3)
I made nuggets>>111115407gey
>>111115623>>Cute <3>geyYou can't counter me like that D':(Have a nice meal doragon <3)
>>1111144742/4
>>111115873Had to leave, sleepy and back hort, sorry
>>111116094>back hortmy bad
stop that
reminder that jamboree is this weekend
>>111116094No worries! Nini anon and hope your back gets better <3
>>111116157>the one weekend I'm busy
tits too small + I'm at work
>>111116423>tits too smallBut that's a good thing?
>>111116501
>>111116521Did I fucking stutter?
I hope so
>>111114474Closed. Going to zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I was about to join
Thanks anon for recommending that I just play normal data instead of trying to fuck around with BMS or Infinitas this was way easier.
Groomable low view, literally has a discord in the chat, if you do please make her play yonmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNFv589E8M
>>111118827Fix the blending on the face
>>111118827Here you go anon
>>111119119It's good but i think it kind of needs the shaded half of the face
evens kms
>>111119238
>>111119238re-roll so anyon doesn't khs
>>111119276what have you done
i tried to save him miko-chan. but alas fate is a cruel bitch.
odds and anon must groom her instead of killing himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y60hhUhb2uU
>>111119238lucky...
Last night I had a nightmare where I got falsely accused and arrested for raping Kim Kardashian>>111119803Goodnight anon
>>111119808Deserved for the crime of raping a kardashian and not someone attractive
>>111122769I don't find her attractive nor did I actually rape her in the dream
Soooooo...how about that mahjong?
mahjong sucks. i hate mahjong. i hate losing.
>>111116123It's okay, it's been going on for a while lol>>111116249Thanks!
>>111119808Mine was getting stabbed
Most of my dreams are fairly surreal or violent / frightfulLast night i was on like an island in some settlement anchored into the side of the mountain cliffs. For some reason the neurotoxicity of copper came up and i was suddenly covered in copper and venomous snakes. Later i got to feel up a chick on a couch and had a violent altercation with a group of ne’er do wells Last month i had sleep paralysis and could open my eyes and there was a guy walking around my house threatening me with a gun, which technically could have been real
That sounds terrifying anon... My last dream was trying to screw a washing machine onto a desktop computer case in secret except I broke a flat washer and immediately through "why the hell am I doing that again?" and got really confused...
any wolf seggs...?
>>111129823
>>111129886oh my lord
>open new tab>look away>press 'g' to go to google>accidently press 'h'>autofill>enter>https://files.catbox.moe/gi1xdx.jpg
>>111130172>tongue condomwhat the hell
>>111130261>throws your raccoon down a well
you fool raccoons love the bottom of wells
>>111129886I'm going to reply to this post twice since it was so good
Not sure if a dream or a hallucination, but I got bitten by a ghost dog today>Feel dog jumping on top of me in bed>Pet him a bit and tell him "Haha, good boy">Tell him "Go away now, I want to keep sleeping">It gets mad and bites my left hand>Check room>Door and window are closed>No dog>No bite marks on hand, but it hurts as if I was just bitten by a dog
it was a hobo spider, your hand will be dead soon
>>111131113Sorry about that. I got a bit carried away last night and...well you know how it goes.
It's outPPPE-406 Drunken, Prank-fueled Strip Mahjong Game... The Lucky Slut, Who Transformed Into A Nymphomaniac In A Sexy Costume As A Penalty, Stripped Us All Naked And Forced Us To Pay With Our Sperm. A Lewd All-night Mahjong Climax Followed By Intense Tit-fuck And Forced Anal Sex With Marina Yakuno.
Can't believe this general still exists
>>111131183I'm sure that a spider with pincers the size and pattern of a dog's mouth either doesn't exist, or only exists in Australia>>111132371Bad dog!
>>111132414can't believe Yagoo still gives Roboco a paycheck
>>111132506She's cute even though her raptor feet are missed. And she can play mahjong.
xapitan is not a pervert
>>111132414It's been touch and go a couple of times, but we're still holding it down.
>>111132734Look at her. Defying gravity. Mocking me...
>>111132506My robowife deserves every dollar they waste on her
>>111132399Japtain fantasy disgusting
>>111131183It was a homo spider, he got HIV
>$550 down the drainSpending money sucks I hate spending money
I got over it when I pay my bills
>>111133193what did you buy?
>>111134172>overlays throwing raccoon down stairs gif that may or may not exist
>>111132399what do we have to do to get jj to do something like this
>>111134212
>>111134248I dont know but it would cost at least 20 dollars
evens get car on stands and remove j-pipe for when my new catless j-pipe comes in Friday (supposedly)odds wait until it actually is here because USPS is unreliable 0 kms
I was under the impression caranons were roos
you say that every time
And ill keep saying it
>Modding fo4 againSee you in a month /jong/
life is an unrelenting hell
I think QB sucks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I wish she sucked something
>>111138038Yeah well I think (you) suck, so there.
>>111138063Yeah me...wait...
>>111138080>t.
Nina is the enemy of /jong/
>>111138178One time when I was trying to suck my own dick I managed to get the head past my lips but like a dog catching a car I stopped there and never tried again
>>111139498What you lookin at shrimp dick MEN are speaking
>>111139498Calm down it's not like I finished.
no jong for you
https://www.twitch.tv/bon73pmahjong
>>111141445
I don't watch men
>>111141445>silver>4p SouthBased.
>>111141483
>>111141445too big
we need to crack down on drug consumption in this thread, it's making anyons talk crazy
This thread is not long for this world
the hell that is life appears to have relented slightly
>>111144540
just injected 4mg of chinese retatrutide
>>111139375When I tried, I could barely get my tongue to touch the tip, and my back would hurt horribly for 3 weeks afterwards