This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: multiple streams extended/multicast to fit some scheduled new things + trying to keep as much of the original programming.https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2044450020330770478/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY Previous Thread:>>111002158
PENIS
>>111166581Is Lumi a dom or a sub
>>111168210Depends on how much she respects you.
>>111168240my wife
>>111166581Lumi wishes she was that fat.
Should Lumi be beaten with a stick or dicked like a bitch?
Did Lumi get cracked in Japan?
>>111174889Someone should lock her inside a room without internet, games or anything but a pen and a journal for 7 weeks as someone brings her food and water every day but does not speak to her.
>>111174938No but you can have a wack. >>111174947As torture or a means of facilitating writing?
>>111174960>As tortureIn a sense, to confront your past, your demons and to reset habits
how high were the baby fever levels during the pragmatapart of the stream?
>>111175051I think she was enjoying the dad moments more than anything
>>111175012>personal growthI almost didn't dare to hope for such a sane motivation. The only caveat here would be that the forced confinement might literally scare her to death before any good came of it. I think she might be better off starting with a hug, but maybe I have gotten soft.
>>111175085>The only caveat here would be that the forced confinement might literally scare her to death before any good came of itI don't believe in half-measures
>>111175081I was wondering how long it would take for her to identify with the kid more than the player character.
>>111175095I think the kid is a little young for her, I was about to write something fucked up but I get the sense she actually age regresses when she gets really scared and Diana is a little younger than that.
>>111175093>No half measuresOut of genuine curiosity, what's your secret to washing your hands without burning off in a bucket of lye?
>>111175143Yeah.. I can't read your mind but I have a feeling we have a similar idea of what explanation would require the fewest additional assumptions.
>>111175167The difference is cleaning your hands only to the point where you eliminate the really bad germs but is regularly attacked by somewhat unhealthy ones is good practice. But your brain will not learn if it can cope its way into a solution and the sort of defense mechanisms that emerge from being put in terrible situations is worse long term than being temporarily non-functioning. It's like reopening a wound to make it heal better rather than being left with an ugly scar, once the scar is fully formed you have to resort to more drastic measures.
>>111175235You aren't wrong. Just as long as the surgery doesn't cause more harm than the condition it was meant to solve for. These things have a way of cycling into feedback loops. That being said, drastic measures get shit done. The cautionary filter serves primarily to ensure sufficient resources are invested into planning/execution and the performance of the required hubris checks at every step. That or realize it isn't worth the risk and/or effort. In a way, the meta of caution itself serves to prevent half-measures.
She was fun and lovable and cute yesterday.
>>111175081Women find guys who like kids super attractive for a reason
>>111175658I'm sure Lumi will spend a few hours next stream going over every single criteria she has in a man she wants to fuck in exhausting detail, but she's not GFE btw tee-hee
>>111176736Reminder that it's her groomers who keep asking btw
>>111176801Stop trying to deflect
>>111177307I guess you can go watch a gfe streamer and then watch Lumi and point out the differences and similarities
>>111177363The only thing I think is even close to gfe is her saying chat. Rest of the stuff is more bratty sister/friend behavior. If people wanted gfe there getting scammed.
>>111177649She’s pretty GFE
lumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>111179718Millennial humor and writing style were a mistake.
why is Lumi such a kazakstanboo?
it's funny that Lumi's priority tab is only her discord groomers
>>111182548She just likes them more than you, is that a problem?
>>111182699not really, i used to care and post things for and about her but then i realised only select few get her attention so i stopped doing it
>>111182775rookie mistakejust let those guys take care of it it's fine
>>111183029no reason for me to spend my energy doing it when nothing will come from it. it's just like when she says she remembers things about everyone but by everyone she means like 10 of her discord groomers
>>111182548They were all artists, weren't they?
>>111184834no, only Okiteru and Pupi, the rest were discord names
>>111175551Good girl. Good.
Another Saturday another godawful stream. How long has the whore been doing this? I just picked her up again after 8 months and every weekend with this bullshit.
>>111179316GFE streamers don't focus down 10 chatters >>111182548or constantly glaze their CEOor load up their "brother's" oblivion saveor are generally detestable cunts
>>111185087>>111185150Seething rather hard again huh?
>>111183456Lumi really should take advantage of the weekend opportunities to groom.
>>111187536Why would she groom.
>>111188765Fun.
>>111166581Is Lumi powerful enough to overthrow Pippa as Queen of phase connect.
I kind of fluctuate between finding PayMoneyWubby funny and annoying and I guess that's a case for how the oshi influences the fan
Would Lumi love Hugh Thompson Jr or will she call him a beta cuck and prefer men like William Laws Calley Jr who are willing to make the hard decisions
>>111184903She hates you.
>>111192271>Case for how the oshi influences the fanWere you applying said case to the general evolution of Lumi's streamer/chat dynamic or to something else?
>>111195860Yeah, but does she know how to roll over?
Cock-shocking Lumi
Which one of (You) is posting Lumi gooner fics in the /lig/ dumping grounds?
>>111196051Unironically, probably none of us. We have gone through great lengths to airgap this thread from the worst excesses of mainland autism. Liggers don't shit up this thread. A demonstration of offensive annoyance capacity would serve only to provoke, not deter. The innane faggotry you described would be irrational.
>>111195988>The dawning realization an entire dinner party worth of guests heard her mispronounce the word "Celts" and an accompanying concern for her anal integrity.
>>111185087Don't hate on her special interest streams. She listens to everyone else's interests why don't you listen to hers? That's not fair anon.
>>111196051Mayhaps
>>111196715True and real and reasonable.
>>111196715Is she even having a good time? Every time I pop in she seems miserable
>>111202058Lumi likes to learn and make charts. It's crocheting but for cute dorks. I assume she's just very focused.
>>111202925Lies.
>>111195974No.
does she still do some kind of engineering related work on the side? she talked about working at 4-7 am to meet deadlines, and it doesn't make sense a workaholic like her would have to do this for "vtuber work". 2 years ago she mentioned she was "keeping up her resume", so maybe she's trying to avoid having a large gap in the engineering related work?
>>111206745She's working on an album on the side as well as juggling 2 additional outfits in the works iirc. Then there's the concert and I think she mentioned working on some other still undisclosed project separate from that, basically hogging all Phase Managers.
>>111206745She said that she couldn’t make a career out of engineering due to the mysoginistic old men on top
>>111206699So long as she is doing her best.
>rrrrrring>rrrrrrrring
>>111207177I could have sworn I just saw her.. or was it a dream?
Tardwife lives and marches on.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>111207177
>>111207392Our tard wife
>>111192924She would hate Hugh Thompson Jr for saving the civvies, especially the women and children.
something about the unit sounds in this game in particular is extremely grating, I don't know what it is. Maybe the audio balance is such that they're louder than normal?
Love me some citrussy
Gumis, I thought you might like to know that the critters are under attack!
>>111211365What would you have me do?
oh it's actually her (not Lumi) that comes here to complain about us being parasocial
Did lumi have manager when she was an indie?
>>111212499No she was flying solo, she was officially an indie for ~6 months but she got accepted into CL after around 3 iirc. But before her indie debut she was hanging and crabbing with the other aspie girls. There's 1 or 2 indies left and they're still 2 views to this day, one of them is a wolf in sheep's clothing I've heard.
>>111212245Who is not Lumi?
>>111212634What does crabbing mean in this context?>Wolf in sheeps clothingIf this is a handshake, please be merciful to those of us who don't watch other vtubers.
>>111212634>other aspie girlsLumi isn't autistic. I don't know about the other girls your talk about though.
>>111215236/asp/ = aspie
awkwardly shuffling up to the big TV with Lumi on it and mumbling a few words before vomiting from anxiety and passing out!
>>111212634was lumi really an /asp/
>>111215236lol. That's the thread for aspiring vtubers, it took me a while to figure that out too.
>>111219778Didn't Lumi shit on them
>>111221053Rumor has it that she was their guardian angel for the longest time. Bitch knows how to network in her own weird way. And is also super nice when she isn't working with other people on projects with nominal peers. I have never seen her be a bitch or give off bitch aura when she is able to channel her nervous energy into being a loyal supportive underling or a respected source of advise for people less experienced.
>>111221375I know that's how she groomed Miia into being a gumi, but I've yet to see other female gumis
>>111219468it finally clicked, Lumi's favorite Pokemon are ice types.
>>111221413Knowing Lumi, she is probably more comfortable giving out advise and casting a wide net of small things than she is becoming a mentor. Because then she's responsuble for them and all the brainworms that follow. I could be wrong as always.
>>111219468supposedly back in the day yes. have no clue if she mentioned it on an old stream or how people figured it out.
>>111221561Someone posted about it and it seemed so in character that I didn't even think verification neccessary. I guess it could be made up but..
The whole Lumi doesn't even tuesday thing is a filter not a spiteful rrat, right?
There there seethemi.
>>111222910Lumi really does get mad if we tell her she's second or third in our hearts.
>>111223010She's lucky she is like this. Baby Blue might have never been but for these tangible displays of authenticity.
Embrace the vacant benevolence of the tardwife.
>>111222910That laughing emoji did emotional damage to her psyche...
>>111224036Poor little thing.
Why did Lumi check out in the 2010s?
>>111224869What was the context? Society? Pop culture? The internet?
>>111225108I think of all of those. She said it in reference to the psykuno (however the fuck you spell it) drama (he cheated or something? idk) and women not taking reaponsibility for things.
>>111215114>crabbingcrabs in a bucket>handshakeThey're still a phase friend, dwai>>111219468yes, she didn't hide her /here/ back thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUXNvx6M2Vo
>>111225613Why does she make it so difficult nowadays?
>>111225613>>111225652https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axPFg_OOaBsThere's also this if you want more Veibae impressions lol
>>111225709It is sort of startling to consider how someone so physically awkward would probably be really good at phone sex or whatever the kids call it these days.
>>111225803She all but said it during the hot person = good rant, that girls who don't reach peak attractiveness in their teens will never learn humility
your oshi is fat
>>111225842That's true. But do you mran she is humble or was an ugly teenager?
>>111225910No she explicitly said she used to bat her eyelashes at boys to get them to grind Pokemon for her because she wanted to be her babysitter when she was young
>>111225844She needs to be punished. She should humiliate herself so she doesn't forget.
>>111225926Oh that! Yeah she has rizz. She hides her power level for sure. She could drain the gumis dry if she wanted to. Seething anons have no idea that they are seething because she chose not to obliterate them.
How's Lumi these days?Not been around for a good while and i'm feeling nostalgic.
>>111225613>>111225709do you have the clip where beebs was trying to make her say nigger?
>>111225971I'd like to think she stayed in vtubing because the gumis are resistant to that sort of thing
>>111225994she's been in a cosntant mood for the past week
>>111225994In the bad news? She forced herself out of her introvert bubble to workfriends/do porjects with wish. We have certainly been paying for it ever since. In the good news? she's fixing herself up and doing the achievement stuff she says she cares about.She's still Lumi.
>>111226008https://implying.fun/video/autumn21/2021-10-31/1/?t=4:39:08.0This is the match but I don't think you'll find the clip on youtube lmao
>>111226102>She's still Lumi.Dunno if I trust Phase-era fans to know what that means, but if she's pushing herself i'm glad.
>>111226133Superficially? It is literally over. But she's still there. Even if it's mostly limited to those moments where she can get away with briefly talking to one person.Maybe I'm wrong. Either way, she comes out to play less and less.
>>111226116It's on youtube, but don't have the link
>>111225926>she explicitly said she used to bat her eyelashes at boys to get them to grind Pokemon for herDepending how old the kids were they probably would have done it for any girl. Especially if they were 9-12 and she was 14. The wanna be groomed was the groomer who would have thought.
>>111226403she said in highschool
>>111226403bro that turns the story from brat needs a slap to weird girl stay away from my kids>>111226436cute sperg still playing pokemon in high school
>>111226460>cute sperg still playing pokemon in high schoolshe's still plays pokemon at 30
>>111226465true, but confidently enjoying your dorky hobbies as a successful 20 something isn't quite the same as a high schooler doing it. don't get me wrong. I when there is easy proof that things aren't just kayfabe.
>>111226488>isn't quite the same as a high schooler doing ityes, but as an attractive girl you can get away with things that would get you bullied as a man
>>111226436Even easier. Walk over to the quiet kid table and ask which one wants to ev train her Volcarona and everyone would say yes. She does the same thing with vtubing so nothing has really changed in those 18 years.
>>111226516I am aware of the flex. I am also aware that choosing to prioritize a finite, even if abundant, resource for pokemon is a.. unique decision. a cute one. now a reassuring one. but also an odd one.
tardwife schedule
>>111226669Same tard time, same tard channels like every week
>>111226724I think getting that brat to stream at nights will require physical beatings.
>>111226799Just sponsorship money will do
>>111225613>>111225709How many of those games was she in giving commentary as a tryhard egirl? It seems like all of them from what's on YouTube.
>>111227139reps.
whore
Every time Lumi talks about her post streamer life it sounds like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/vdjebh.webm
>she gets losers to do stuff for her she must be a master manipulator or look like a model brosWomen learn this as toddlers, and unless you're fat or genuinely disgusting, it's gonna work.
>>111230811Have some self-respect anon.
She's livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PudVhDXCCQM
>>111233917>still searching for my next Disco ElysiumDid she not like Esoteric Ebb? I bought that game after seeing a couple of different people's streams (including hers) and thought it was nice
>>111235219It's exhausting for her to play because it has no VA and lots of people don't even look at her so they need constant voice over.
I'm happy chat didn't cuck Lumi out of a chance to get hypnotized.
>>111235219>>111235307She addressed it just now, basically what I said
>never get defensive over psych questions>immediately gets defensive over psych questionsGood old Lumi. It would have been fun to watch her play this game if it gets such an involuntary/non-self-aware/easy content out of her.
Did Lumi really end stream early because she got pissy?
>>111237066She had a good excuse about the tire. It was better than leaving her over on at least. Regardless, the game got an authentic reaction out of her. Those are usually worth exploring despite the discomfort.
Would Lumi do this for her husband?
>>111238368Only if she got peer pressured into it and even then I'd expect her to fall asleep like that
>>111238638true, this is why as Lumi's husband you need to strike a friendship with Dizzy since she could pressure Lumi into doing thigs she wouldnt do otherwise
>>111238638Does her husband count as a peer or do you mean her friends convinving her to do it unexpectedly? Honestly her falling asleep even though she is confined would be the real gift. She can't fake feeling safe and you know what that means.
>>111238699Dizzy, Oli and Sugarbaby Roommate, though maybe the lattter is a bit too freespirited
>>111238699ngl, as much as I get off to putting Lumi in her place, I couldn't bring myself to make the mother of my children eat my ass. Anyone else? Totally. Peak submissive performance. But when kids see their moms as angels.. It would feel wrong.
>>111238822ok, yeah, depending on Dizzy is a double edge sword, i wouldnt want that either
>>111239038The million dollar question is would Lumi be down for a threeway with Dizzy and, if so, who would play the roll of toy?
Tardwife livetwitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>111239952She's being extra retarded today
I think I'm getting tired of the forced interactions. I still love lumi but I think its her turn to problem solve, just too tired.
>>111242094I think her continued insistence on streaming during the dead inside daylight hours and working backend during the schizo nighttime hours has taken a toll on everyone involved.
>Lumi: Thinks she'd make a great guy>Esoteric explanation of how feelings work and why it applies to her follows>Chat: Has no idea what obscure nonsense Lumi is referencing other than her belief she would make a better guy than chat.>Why do you think being a guy is easy? >Lumi: Why don't you understand me?every single time. chat is autistic as fuck but at least they know their place. if lumi thinks she is made for better things, maybe she should learn how to be intelligable.the sad part is how easily the misunderstanding would have been to explain. fear doesn't grip men as easily. that's her big problem with life and what being a man would solve for. yet the idea of dealing with some menhera knee jerk denial is just so exhausting. listening to it play out is also exhausting. am I bitter or tired? I don't think it is fair to say bitter. autistic for trying - that - might be fair.
Lumi is getting baby fever by playing Pragmats.
>>111244684I'm hoping Lumi plays post-game with Unknown Signal, I just want to see the reaction to this costume.
>>111245068Lumi would hate her
Please tell me she isn't still ruminating about leaving wish early.
>>111226116 IS THAT RT GAMES/THE DRIFT KING?
>>111243276>Lumi: Thinks she'd make a great guyThat's funny, I don't think she realizes that only girls get to be evaluated from effort and have their circumstances be taken into account
>>111250694That is a valid take away from what she said. I think she was trying to say that her crippling emotional issues would be more managable with a male endocrine system. But stating so clearly would put her on the defensive just as surely as leaving things as is would cause confusion.
Who's going to tell lumi that she's to old to have a kid now?
>>111251497she has time. not a lot, but enough if she gets serious about it
>>111252158I'm less concerned about the mechanics and more concerned with her figuring out how to trust enough to have a relationship. it's easier said than done.
>>111252158She's 32/33 right now. Let's say she still streams for another year and then starts dating. Give or take some random people that takes a year. She finds her man and gets married a year and a half later. The mostly like age then she will be at is 37/38.
>>111252588where this 33 consensus come from?
>>111252699She carbon dates herself in a deleted collab with airi.
>>111252699NTA but she's well above 30 at least, she got a Japanese import Pokemon Emerald as a kid and had it when she was 13-14 (babysitter story) so that places her at 2008 at the latest. Cross reference that with the PS4 + Bloodborne bundle she got her brother and how much younger he is. Pair that with her media references and it paints a picture of someone born '94 or '95, probably 95 because someone born earlier would be more acutely aware of life before 9/11.
lumi should never feel guilty maintaining opaec with coworkers.
>>111252588i'd say 30, 31 max
>>111166581OP is Lumi after her second kid. Here's to insomnia hopes.
I wonder what she means by getting regular health checkups, initially I assumed she had bloodwork done every year but now I think she just visits a GP that asks her if she's doing ok. And she just says yes, the GP says ok and lets her leave. I don't really understand how one person can have so many issues and nothing would show up during a medical exam.
>>111254326>I wonder what she means by getting regular health checkups,you go to the doctor, he takes your blood pressure, listens to your brething, checks your eyesight and other minor checkups, i have to do this yearly for work
>>111254350I was also offered this for work yearly but it also included bloodwork and stress testing (treadmill) ~1h visit in total. But that's yurolife, exclusively graveyard shift is a little unusual and some people are broken after just a few years.
>>111254231Lumi has no child.
>>111252588>>111253773Lumi is 23, at her oldest.
>>111255499future.
>>111254326She needs babying.
life when you stop worrying about lumi and just have fun on stream or check out when you don't
>>111257779>Lumi with a beaming smileAI generated
>>111257908no it's real it's what happens when u let go and just have fun
