Build your fantasy EN5 roster
>>111187200It really doesnt matter anymore. 95% of vtubers, especially corpo ones, just spam FOTM slop and shill merch.
a whole gen of /here/tubersJust so that this can finally end it.
>>111187200If I like a chuuba enough to want them in Hololive, I also like them enough to be bummed out that they don't stream as much anymore or they got oneguyed into fucking up their content. Or any of the other common HoloEN pitfalls.
>>111187301>vtubers stay up to date with popular trends and want to make moneykill yourself retard
>>111187570>or they got oneguyed into fucking up their content.just making shit up now
Smaller notable chuubas I like or have watched>Roca and Poko from CS>Betta and Kirispica from V-Dere (3D debut today btw, in 3 hours) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0afDlppmj0>REM from V4M>Rachie, notable EN utaite with a long history>Nia Suzune (former PRISM Project)>Miori and Clara, you should know>Shiki (Nerissa saw this Smiths cover)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j43_SJFijnwObviously really heavy on vsingers. Not holobegging either. Just wanted to show some love.the smallest indie I know is firstf0wer
>>111187200RushiaMelHitomi ChrisAloeAo-Kun
>>111187765Good list tbdesu, some good picks. Some controversial ones too but who cares, once someone is holo, they stop existing at their previous person.
Myth was the only good EN gen in Hololive and I do not care what they do next.
>>111188241Literally the worst, has less chemistry than Advent.
All ex-VShojo members. /vt/ would have a collective aneurysm.
>>111187200i already wrote about it once on this board but i'd love evil/villains wave
>>111187200kiara's aoe2 coachthat one girl that phase bulliedbut idk, I'm not aware of any small indie that would be good enough just as they are. hololive must give them classes or something because most of the time the talents become very different compared to their pl
>>111187765lol and you call Phase beggars leaches
alekirsersarueifraikichibidokisleep sheep
>>111191812great streamersbut none of them match the holo vibe
>>111187200NimiSabaSachiDoobieNamie
>>111187200FilianThat one coyote from Kemono FriendsNina SaotomeDrawing blanks on the remaining one to two~Also I am hoping EN5 will have at least one elf. We need an EN Elf. No, IRyS does not count, she is a Shuffle! god/demon type.
>>111187200I tried answering but I don't watch enough female streamers to do it
>>111190842>/vt/ would have a collective aneurysmI don't even care who specifically joins which corpo, but this would be worth it, I agree.
>>111190842the ex niji's would be mostly fine, mel joining would melt vt for sure same with mouse. though i honestly don't think mel so openly doing porn would let her join ever, like holos have done it but always on a side account much removed.
>>111195148>Also I am hoping EN5 will have at least one elfYou will NOT beg for me to join Hololive English
>>111195850Okay I'll beg Wamy then
>>111195606>always on a side accountThe Mel persona would also be a side account if she joined.
>>111196603yeah but the thing is that its openly advertised as something she does, investors tend not to like that.
>>111195850Okay I'll beg Aki then
>>111187200Panko has to be in it, she’d break bank
>>111187765Miori is too menhera, Clara is too prone to getting into drama and engaging with shitShiki made being married part of her vtubing lore like Nimi so that's a hard pass
Behold
just take these former pixellink girls: raki, luli, chiaki and toffee, and add spica
I got the one person I really liked outside Holo who wanted to be in it already. It ruined their output and cut down heavily on things I liked from them.
>>111187200Kijori Kono >for her singing and cute voiceLia >an ace dancer and would give Bae an EN girl to dance withCoyote >another ace dancer and a gamerRoca>one of the best singers in vtubingSaba>come home it is never too late to come home
>>111187200CvnkaPokamipokaAmalgamyteRandom 1 view maleLET IT BUUUUUUURN
>>111187200>EN4 doesn't stream>Beg for EN5>EN5 doesn't stream>Beg for EN6
>>111204980don't forget more spoiled menherahort bitches == more drama
>>111204883I'll take the random 1 view male if the plot twist is that he streams more than the rest.
>>111204980>>111205106Maybe vtubing isn't for you anons.
>>111205206I'll never abandon my broken wifes.
>>111205243Perhaps I was too quick to judge you. Good anon.
>>111187602Neck yourself goyslop consumer imbecile. You are the reason why most entertainment is pure garbage now>NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT CORPOS THEY HAVE TO MAKE MONEY!!!
>>111187602I hate trend chasers, bandwagoners, and FOTM streamers
>>111204881>Liaimagine the meltdown of holo ripping away a foundation talent from phase connect. would be worth it just for the seethe
>>111187200Only antis want EN5
>>111187412Hoping she get's in. The amount of seethe she would generate from phase fags would be amazing.
>>111206387Technically you are correct, because Holo investors are all antis. That is why their content turned into garbage and 8 big talents left the company.
>>111187200NamieDoobyNimiSabaShachi
>>111206939one member gens are underrated
>>111206939came here to post this
>>111188241>Myth was the only good EN gen in Hololive
>>111206939>No streams gen
CookieswirlC
>>111187942For EN that would be fireThe ESL squad
>>111205476>>111205512NIJISEETHE
>>111205205>I'll take cock The absolute state of /vt/rannies
>Clara>Powdur>Bao>MioriAnd that one spastic orange haired chick that rides Proctor's dick. I can't remember her name for the life of me but the one with the big tits and calls her cuck fanbase mites.
Since when does hating bandwagoning mean you associate with the corporation that is literally packed to brim with bandwagoners?
>>111209546u tell me
>>111206939What if we don't want lazy girls who never stream?
>>111209765
>>111209429>I want a new Gen made out of cum stained whores Phasetroon you are glowing
>>111206579Would this actually make them seethe though?
>>111215106Only the ones who anti her. Expect every TVA narrative in /hlg/ and tower if and when it happens.
>>111187200Five girls all below 100 followers. Find diamonds in the rough. Don't hire girls who already have a following.
>>111187200
>>111219720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ia3b_9-znQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6J88t4luM
>>111219759
>>111206579clara would not cause any seethe. holobros would never live down having to accept phase's sloppy seconds into their elite company. such a bad look the thing that would cause a meltdown would be something like >>111206190 poaching one of phase's founding talents who had been there since the start would cause a storm.
>>111188241Mythboomers belonged behind the shed years ago alongside dream stans. Enduring bullshit did not make them entertaining as individuals nor as a group.
Absolutely crawling with phasesaars and indiekikes. Effectively a list of who not to hire
>>111204881>LiaHololive needs more NTR.
>>111187200Fillan will be in it
>>111187200Gawr GuraAmelia WatsonNinomae Ina'nisTakanashi KiaraCalliope Mori
>>111227180Would love a runback without omegay's influence
>>111187200>Miori Celesta>Lemi Lechen>Shiina Amanogawa >Chromuchromu>Bear Mori Yurumoi'm sure people can figure out the theme.
>>111187200none, hololive is shit, phase is better, fuck faggots
>>111228144>phase is better
>>111228144The only thing phase does well is coffee.
>>1111872004 girls I've never heard of who are all musically inclined.
>>111229863There's a TON of talent in vtubing. It's why it's so hard for individual chuubas to breakout.
>>111187200As many of the Barbie Gang as possible to make Shondo seethe
>>111187200Unless Cover actively scouts for people, EN5 is gonna be fucked. All the good small corpo/indie chuubas have found their niche and audience already.
>>111229863Ok so REM, Raki, Toffee and spica
Kanna Yanagi declined after she quit her real job, so I can only assume a collar and leash on her would be a renaissance
>>111230367Toffee has literally killed 4 small corpos
>>111230408She's just unlucky
>>111230367spica is ever never getting hired by another decent corpo have she was a part of a gen walkout in another corpo
>>111212478>new Gen made out of cum stained whoresHow is that any different from the current ones?
EN5 is dead
>>111208132mommy
>>111187200no
do they have to be real or can I just list designs and hope they actually stream stuff I like regularly enough?
>>111241843Just shill chuubas you like. Who cares about the /vt/ authorities
>>111187200No thanks
>>111187200Here's a completely unlikely dream team that would cause the most seethe.IronmouseNeuro sama Dokibird Aquwa DemeZentreyaIt would be the most drama filled bullshit ever>Ironmouse hates zentreya and neuro sama>neuro sama being an Ai would cause drama with a bunch of the talents who have publicly came out against Ai and would reignite the Ai drama that hololive finds itself in every few months>dokibird joining hololive after the niji yab would cause a huge influx of drama between the hololive fandom and the niji fandom >zentreya hates ironmouse >aquwa would try to recreate the backtubing incident if she joined hololive causing the biggest unicorn meltdown from fans who don't know her past>deme would stop streaming once she realizes she can't reactslop spam on her hololive channelNone of these people would join hololive since their is absolutely no advantage to joining a corpo if you are a big indie.
>>111206939Ngl hololive redebouting graduated members would be kino
>>111221281>indiekikesWho else would they hire though? You need an active fanbase to join hololive in the first place.
>>111246411Nah
>>1111872001 pedobait, 1 coomerbait, 2 flat-average girls just for contrast to make the other 2 look better, 1 wild card.the rules for selectionrule number 1: "no white girls unless they are extremelly crazy otaku, jp wannabes."rule number 2: "look at rule number 1"
Get the cute goth girl I flirted with at the coffee shop over the weekend I really hope I get to see her again
test.
>>111187200Someone who likes reading to ppl, loves spooky stuff and has a good eldritch model while actually knowing eldritch themes and occult stuff
>>111188241>Gura was the only good EN in HololiveFTFY
>>111187412Based
>>111187765>spoilersdont mention /asp/ies in catalog threads...
>>111260986I tell myself she's in a better place now
>>111230380fuck off shitter
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