256 - Log Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious Thread: >>111250209
DDoubleU
I want to make it but I don't really want to try making it. I want to make it but I prefer to not even attempt because I could fail so better to not put in the effort since I might waste my time.I want to make it and I want you to believe on it too but I don't want to hear your worries when I don't try my best or fall short of my promise to make it. I want to make it but I don't feel like doing what gives me better odds at making it.I want to make it but with no cost, putting no effort, make it as in being gifted success from above.I want to make it, but don't you dare remind me of this.
>>111284491try selfposting for once low-test bro
>>111285449Try not being a son of an ugly whore nigga
>>111285604low test reply
Needy thigh kisses
Is ddoubleu schizo? he's been doing this for years and can't get 2view
>>111285604Bro just selfpost please. We know its you making the posts not a fan.
>>111285728Yes. We briefly discussed his plans to continue schizoing in vc.
>>111285728hes cringe anytime someone calls him out he says "nigga nigga nigga" when hes the skinniest whitest nerdiest guy
>>111285806>Just selfpost>NOOOO not like that THIS IS SERIOUSRetarded nigga
I thought DDoubleU was just another one of the schizo targets but I looked him up in the archive and no he really has just been posting his own name since Gen 4.
double and arax are vt schizos
>>111285728Yes but in like a really based way that makes other schizos feel inadequate
>>111285963absolutely shaking and terrified to say nigga on stream or twitter
>>111285963Yeah I'm sure people think "DDoubleU is so handsome" like you post here every day and pretend its a fan thirsting over your pasty low testosterone smoker-larping 5 ccv (composed entirely of other schizos) self.
>>111286039You are still welcome to pay him $400 to say it when your parents finally give you your pocket money
>>111286073Somebody's jealous lmao
stop responding to this retard
>>111286109>>111286079>a minute apartgo pretend to smoke
Found this post >>109377192If you guys keep making him mad you might have another megaschizo to deal with
>>111286220who cares maybe he shouldnt be such a thin skinned larper
>>111286117Smoke more cigs than your dad smokes cock lil bro
>>111286329>>111286109>>111285963>lil bro>nigga>lmaoI'm...I'm noticing...
^ embarrassing and seething reply with tears in his eyes
I don't know why I am still alive. I feel like there is nothing to live for and I am too tired and hopeless to keep going. Nothing brings me joy. Everything feels painful. Sorry for off-topic posting but I can't admit this to anyone and I need to vent to the void.
What is it about DDoubleU that makes schizos feel inadequate?
why has poorfag ddoubleu been astroturfing himself for years and yet has the same viewers (about 4)
>>111286601Why do you care?
>>111286424He posts without being deterred. He's an existential threat to the endemic crabbing.
>>111286424I think it's because he's so handsome, talented and charming. He doesn't do anything special or take it seriously but for the local schizos those things are unachievable
>>111286414*hugs*
>>111286713why are you speaking in third person?
nice fuckin thread
>>111286713I love DDoubleU, I'm one of his many viewers of which he gets so many
>>111286953Thanks for your contribution, aypop
>>111286713I remember when Edgey tried to own the schizos. Then he got viewbotted.
>>111288845does anyone actually watch their viewer count while streaming? I have that shit completely out of sight on purpose
>>111288976your viewcount is 5 anyways desu
im torn between being annoyed and impressed
>>111288845Actually? Elaborate on this happening. I desire to imbibe this knowledge.
just checked on mari yume and saw she made it but does react slop
>>111289017Can I ask something of you guys on aspIs all it takes to be an attractive male to gays.. to be skinny? Thats it? If youre skinny regardless of having a flat as or brown skin and even if your face isnt good its emough???
>>111289001untrue!
>>111286000This
>>111289272Your study has gained tentative approval. I look forward to your thesis. Don't forget the bulletpoints.
>>111289272Do you seriously think gays have any standards?
>>111290297The ones that don't have standards use dating apps.
>>111290372I think very few of all creeds have standards. There's not enough space. Useless piece of furniture and hanging one outside is a hassle.
>>111290372Can't be having sex all the time sometimes you need the practicality of a gay livestream to jerk off to
I'm getting married, I can finally quit vtubing and have a happy life with my new family.
>>111291558Congrats, now all your problems are solved and you don't need to make it anymore
>>111291558Ubume…
>>111285963why are u such a faggot ngmi
>>111294138Stop talking to yourself
how much of a debuff is it to be a very masculine female vtuber
>>111294745can't you brand youself as a tomboy? unless you're a tranny then idk
>>111294745If you are a dyke, then a huge debuff because the male audience gets angry that you are competing with them.If you are just tomboyish, it can be marginally good; BUT, if you know how to lean into it, it can be a huge buff.
>>111295446Competing how? In ugliness?
>>111294745Don't exaggerate your design.
>>111294745>[adjective] femalenever worse than being a male vtuber
>>111295476Nah the male audience handily wins that one
>>111295552Dying of cancer femaleRacist femaleConservative femaleEscapee from a mental institution female
>>111295875Slangin that dick femalePeg me good femaleBitch wife Debra took the kids female
>>111295875>conservative femalebut nonny grifters are well loved in this shithole
>>111295984>This shithole equals the whole internetwhy dont holos, niji livers, even phasefags streamers have strong political opinions again?
>>111296097Write a dissertation about it
>>111295478that design is indeed way too much
been streaming with a fake sm7b, ik im a retard didn't know better and fell for those eBay fakes, looked good for a few months until I noticed some flaws got me looking into it and saw how big the fake(s) market really is, so much that made shure drop prices. got a real one and will compare if its better, maybe at the end no viewer will notice a difference but would be interesting to see if they do
>>111284321Yooooo that's me :o
>>111295478Who is this?
>>111289272i wanna fuck sani idc
asp for this feel
>>111297460kleiner
>>111297460Basil
>>111297460basilkleineredgeysinryuutaomoainsliecoyote
>>111297460sani
>I want the Hazbin audienceWill he come back as this?
>>111297460haru
give it a fucking rest already, godamneveryone already hates him because of youmission accomplishedpack it the fuck up
>>111298310>Everyone hates himI miss him.
>>111298310only schizos hate him
>>111298310Who you vagueposting homo
>>111298450I hate him cause he abandoned his gf and he's trans we are not the same
>>111297856Still wild that he got the actual artist of black souls to make his model >>111298093You trying to say this will be vita’s next model? I doubt it he just made a chibi one.
>>111298589johann just matches their freak hes good at that givin how much art he got from them sani and others
>>111298472Camui probably
it’s not fun anymore if you all schizo each other and shit yourselves without me having to do anything wtf am I supposed to do during my one day off now
>>111298843Go touch grass nigga.
>>111298624More like he has the money because he makes twitter revenue
>>111298970I doubt the revenue is any significant amount compared to a actual job unless his currency is bolívars
>>111298482>he's transYou are the schizo. What is this trans rrat.
>>111299127It was revealed to me in a dream
>>111298589It's Vxscera's other account though it's been inactive
>>111299205Who the fuck is Vxscera
>>111299275hey schizo wake up from a 6 month coma?
>>111299127Him and his gf were they/thems. Before his discord went down vxscera had his pronouns listed
>>111299030My assumption is he still probably loves at home so all money earned is a net positive so he can recklessly spend money however he pleases.
>>111289200I searched the top vtubers in my country and they all do reaction videos.Hate to say it but it seems it's unironically the best way to get popular within the algorithm.
>>111300097That’s only because the largest audience is the brain dead Gen Alpha
>>111300097Algo + nepo and a bit of botting is the way to go
>>111300218Nepo only works if you already know someone big who’s dick you can suck
>>111300305Nepo yourself by your bootstraps
>>111300788You walk right into that bigger content creator's DMs look them straight in the eye with a firm handshake and ask for some clout.
>>111299827His girlfriend had a clearly real female voice on streamHe has a clearly male voicePronouns are larp, they are female and male and nothing changes it
You people wouldn’t be so mean if the great kuku was still here
>>111301158>Pronouns are a larp >His>He>TheyWow anon nice larping
>>111301204>>111301158>>111301207>>111301156>>111300788Idgaf what is Vxsceras "other account" so I can make a google doc about him abusing if he come back
>>111301217Just add it to your old asp schizo doc that you took down camui
>>111301217Camui's shaking hands (he didn't get into FSP) typed this (he's lashing out because he got the rejection email)
>>111301217i know it and wont say it just to spite schizoids
>>111300190Saying this as a zoomer, zoomers have been blamed for reactslop getting popular until it was pushed into the Gen Alphas, it's a neverending cycle.In part I think it's really the algorithm and what people want to see, especially since a lot of the reaction vtubers use samey titles and thumbnails, they're playing the game. Shame to see original content doesn't get people popular but reactslop does.>>111300218Not sure about botting, and my country doesn't have a big enough Vtuber scene for nepo to be a thing, but it's most definitely them playing along to the algorithm. Top 2/3 of the list does react content and they beat the others down the list in sheer number gap.
So are you gonna do reacting?
>>111301399I've unironically seen even male vtubers get decent numbers by doing react content
>>111295614Why do they try so hard to look like Guy Fieri then?
>>111301311What did schizoids ever do to you? It’s the schizos you have to watch out for around here.
>>111301311@lucy_melieshttps://x.com/lucy_melies
>>111301319>my country doesn't have a big enough Vtuber scene for nepoWhat do you think the internet is for stupid? You have the whole world at your desktop
Are there any big fat vtubers? I want to be a vtuber whos model is really big and fat and male.
I never should have posted here. It’s not worth the amount of schizos I’ve attracted.
>>111302080I meant when looking at stats alone. Most of the top ones in the list are indie and do react content. Of course there are some corpo ones, just that the biggest ones in terms on numbers are indie.
>>111302247theres an ugly fat bastard vtuber but i didnt like it because dude has a nerdy as fuck voice
>>111302247>>111302686Sclimbo is pretty round, krimbo too.Come to think of it, those with "-imbo" in their name have plump models.
>>111302686Invictus was the fattest waste of potential (literally) because the model is great. If he had even tried for a mobster voice and stayed kayfabe he'd be kino.
will sclimbshart ever get his real model
>>111303086Definitely not for another 1 - 2 years at least. Flork doesn't care about him at all.
>>111303086>>111303126They're getting a new solo debut. Might be a guy, but I won't be surprised if it's a girl and sclimbo will be the only guy for a while, if not forever.
If it's male and it's a regular model I'd actually kill myself as Sclimbo
>>111303086No, why would he? It’s not the model holding him back. It’s the fact he joined an offbeat edgy meme agency and he’s the most seiso, by the book, paint by numbers, with nothing particularly standout about him. He’s also the only male of the entire agency and so he needs to be naturally charismatic as well as quite self-centred with a drive to win people over since he doesn’t have any of that, he would need other guys to bounce off of. he would have been much better in a wave of guys to be the golden retriever which could play off a straight man, an evil bastard, etc. But him alone, it’s painfully boring.
why she dont wont me... she hate me...
>>111303301This would be a pretty funny move
>>111303301flork isnt that evil right
>>111303086To think he was allegedly going to ""evolve"" (Flork doesn't want to take ten seconds to draw a new model)
>>111303086Probably not. Which sucks. I wish he declined and worked towards a real corpo to work with
>>111303301>Hot solo ikemen gets 4view regularly, sets new Socks records>Sclimbo
I still think about him and miss him a lot. I don't come here very often because there's nothing left for me here but I wonder how things could have gone different.
what happened to daiya didnt he get into the gta rp
>>111303301Flork gradually builds up a group of boys who collab and do concerts together while Sclimbo gets left out and nobody cares because Happy Friends stopped airing years back
hi, havent streamed on my main yet, been trying to psych myself up for it i guess. my main question is kind of just concerned about doxxing myself or getting old social media/personal socials found or something. i have all new accounts and new emails, but is family sharing on steam still a risk? if there anything else besides making a new windows user that i should be worried about? secondly, what genres are 'good' and 'bad' new streamer content? (my instinct is just to go "oh ill play fortnite for 4 hours or whatever" but i feel like that meta is giga dead). i'd play friendslop with some of my friends but im worried about them using my actual name mid convo.
>>111303425>good and bad streamer contentwhat are you actually interested in so you can appeal to the demographic unless you really want to just do reactslop tier meta of the month variety a million other more successful streamers do that and it isnt the boost you'd like to believe, you should target a niche
>>111303417>oh wowww... that's so coool... oh hmmm that's really neat a ha ha haaa... do you guys like GTA? ha ha yeeeah me too... a ha ha haaaa... wooowwww
>>111303324Expectations too. Before debut the fanbase drew their dynamic as adfree and sclimbo being chaos gremlins while malfina was the team mom/only sane woman. After sclimbo debuted and is the polite energetic happy gymbro it doesn't work in that dynamic. He's too mild when he should be going wild.
>DaiyaRent free, in your head all day all nightI'm bookmarked, you always keep tabs on my websiteYeah, I know you keep it hidden, show your penlightEveryone can see, I'm your kamioshi, lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPJuZLUVnlw
>>111303380This was such wasted potential, an evolving Vtuber is such a good concept.
>>111303450Heard this in his voice
So what did we learn from Sclimbo?
>>111303440i think reactslop can be fun (i confess its some of my favorite vtumor content) but i feel like itd be sort of ridiculous for me to watch youtube videos to an audience of 0 people... im 100% not a singer or an idol or any niche like that. i dont mind if people think im sort of normiei guess game wise i can get behind a lot of stuff, been playing a lot of stardew n cities skylines recently but also helldivers or bf6 with friends
>>111303512If you're normie play into the angle, just say you're learning and the whole experience is to get people to see you experience things. It's what I would do.
>>111303512In the end it also depends on your vtuber brand and identity, you should tell us that. If it's "cozy vtuber" then stardew and city builders work, etc.
Let's here those vocaroos!https://vocaroo.com/
>>111303504Either don't sign if you don't think you can match the model or act it up for the dynamic
Hi everyone, did anyone try sending an audition to hololive? How long did it take them to give a view to your video?
>>111303525this is where i'm kinda hitting a wall, even though i draw my creativity blanks out thinking of a vtuber 'brand'... i have stuff set up where i have one of those free/personalizeable vtuber models setup w/ live2d and my phone, and obs scenes + mic filters that seem ok after doing a few tests, and thats honestly it. all i have is the go live buttonig theres a shitload of popular series i've never played i could do 'first time playing' streams of? not sure how well that content performs or if ppl are very interested
>>111303630snuffy cuteim not sure if its popular but seeing someone first experience a souls game is nice
>>111303504he is doing ok, going on 70 might be low for corpo but also his model is shit so it is what it is.desu, Idk what I would do in his position. I would probably never sign to a corpo with a model like that regardless of size, needs to be something I like or identify with, maybe he liked that look for being different imo its not really working and might be holding him back even
I see a lot of male vtubers using voice mods.if they are masculine focused, they use stuff to deepen the voice, it's pretty obvious if you know what to look and if you have good headphones to listen to the details, but for but viewers seem to not care. and watch anywaysIf ur a shota fag baiting there might be ones too, but I do see it more often on masc vtuber guys. Do you have to use it to make it? Ik some vtubers don't use this, but because voice is so important especially as a vtuber i wanna know what you think
>>111303504dont join a female heavy corpo as a male dont join a meme corpo and expect to be taken seriouslydont act as a punching bag if you cant take a hit
>>111304224>punching bagall streamers especially males are punching bags, its notoriously harder to make it if ur a guy
>>111304224>>111304349Because it's mostly female-dominated, they play the part of the chaos gremlins while the guys are the more seiso/straight man in their interactions. I don't know why it's like this, but that's how most male/female Vtuber dynamics go.
>>111304678>female-dominatedgiwtwm
everyone is talking critical analysis about sclimbo without clearly ever watching him he is getting his new model and real evolution sometime this year and he already knows what it looks like so we can assume the design or art is done he says this on most streams
>>111305388Thanks Aypop. Such a good knower.
"I feel really bad for this guy only getting 70 viewers. I'd be embarrassed if I were him because it's a sign that he's not talented enough to overcome the debuff of an ugly model" - Vtuber with cute model who regularly gets 2-5 viewers per stream
>>111305444signing a contract with an agency and getting 70 ccv is bad, yes. Sorry to tell you this.
>>111304064What you're hearing is called an equalizer little retard.
>>111303425The reality is, there will always be a threat of doxxing. There is no surefire way to not get doxxed to an incredibly determined person. But the other reality is, nobody cares about you and so has no reason to care about who you are when you are small. Unless you are either a belligerent fuckwit who antagonises schizos because they will absolutely doxx you or unless you blow up.But if you're massive, you've already made it and are making bank. The threat of doxxing is always that it risks your other professional career, but if your career is content creation, who gives a fuck.
>>111304064Voice is the single most important facet of a vtuber. Voice informs everything. Voice will inform how you look, what you play, how you should act, and how people perceive you.The issue you're going to run into if you're using software to drastically alter your voice is, what happens when you do grow? What happens when your vtuber friends want to meet you? What happens if you go to a convention?>>111305958NTA but I go into some male vtuber streams and the bass boosting on the fucking voice is turned up so much that it actually vibrates my fucking headphones.
They doxxed a girl in /uoh/ when she is supposed to be their princess. If you're scared of doxxing, give up on Vtubing.
is streaming a massive drain on internet? for my work years back i'd have to upload like 2.5-3 hours a week and i got my family in trouble one time cause i used up a lot of data
>>111305958its not an equaliser retard there are voice mod programs, and they boost the base to bigger amounts to sound more masculine
>>111306107a vtuber wants me to trade pics with them is it risky?hmm
>>111306107Cody back to his old tricks!
I've traded pics with my oshi. I trust her with my heart. I can trust her with everything else.
>>111303504I think Sclimbo could’ve aimed for a better corpo (or one he actually fit in), but I don’t think he cares about actually trying and just wants attention, even if small.
>>111299275Some random fag a schizo has been obsessing over. Bad design, mid voice and boring stream but we have a retard plaguing us
>>111297856Johann is such a faggot its unreal. I still remember him crashing out on mawg and when the other person on the collab called him out he threatened suicide. Holy shit he should have done it
>>111302782Yeah he doesnt lean into the aesthetic at all
>>111303417I was invited in a pretty massive gta ep but my pc cant run GTA V that well... i was vouched by several people too...
>>111306526His voice was good ur obv jealous
>>111306558Screenshots? I'd love to see this.
>>111306634>goodlmao
>>111306641I dont have screenshots but it was a while back. Iirc it was a phasmo collab with Mawg, Johann and some vtuber chick and he had connection issues and he crashed out, muted, shit talked mawg, and then ended stream and crashed out. Apparently said hed kill himself on discord and tiwtter and then deleted everything, including the VoD. You may find it if you manage to find the other chuuba. Iirc Mawg covered for him too saying its fine
>>111305945> making more money, over tripling your audience, getting merch, getting sponsors, getting free games, getting connections, and having editors and artists for free because of agency support is bad lol lmao
>>111306764people are just really jealous and water is wet, so it is what it is
>>111306253real talk a vtuber as showed me what she looks like and stuff, she didn't ask but i feel comfy as well showing myself. but desu I wouldn't do it with any people I know from here
>>111306691>I don't have screenshotsYou could have saved a lot of time by only posting this
>>111306971The hidden lesbian dream will ruin you once people start talking.
>>111306253I had esex with mine and she told me she will grow a cock just to get me pregnant
>>111306923This.God, fucking this.
>>111303615i also need to know, anyone can give some tips about how it works and how long it takes for them to watch it?
I would like to warmly and respectfully invite every schizo to suck start a shotgun
>>111309110>>111303615don't expect to be watched by hololive, most likely you will be at 0 without a callback. unless you already pull good numbers. Think of it likes this. In this big corpo and others there are 10k vtubers sending videos, only 1k of those pull more than 50 avg and have a established following, only those are watchable of their time. now the 50 metric might be different, but they follow the same structure to filter out anyone that doesn't fit. (but its unfair) they need to make profit and if the 50 avg with 10k followers shows that he can grow from nothing as an indie, he/she has betters odds of growing faster than you in a corpo soo a better bet to interview and get to know.
I wish basil would have esex with me but he won’t even follow me on twitter
>>111309498that's a request for the trash thread though
>>111309805from*
>>11130954150 is low for 10k
>>111306136yes dumb retardthats called an equalizerlook it upyou raise bass etc
>>111306136>Its not EQ>Describes what can be done with an EQ filter
will voiceschizo >>111306651 ever post his own?
It's EQ all the way down
>>111310332Voiceschizo is an actual mushmouth
>>111310332No because they project their insecurities onto the streamers they schizo
I'm unironically considering starting my own agency, and it'd mostly be revolving around news channels (gaming, weeb shit, and actual real life news, think politics, economics, anything and everything) And to do this, I'll need to find girls that fit the bill (aka they can't be completely braindead), and I'm really having a hard time figuring out how to find them, where to find them, and then what I'll have to look for when casting them, what sort of redflags do you guys think I should be looking out for?I'm assuming finding random girls on shitholes like this one (or reddit or whatever) would be the easier, but riskier solution, while looking for girls with real degrees or background in journalism that both have an interest in jp culture (and/or vtubing directly) and then willing to deal with all the retardation that comes with vtubing (drama, simp shit culture, etc) iss probably going to be the very hard way, but probably best returns?
>>111310461do you have a lot of money?
>>111310461What are you offering that a million other tiny shitty agencies don't? Are you paying them? Are you actually good at marketing?
>>111310421Mushmouth nasally shaking quivering virginal uuu I'm a huge faggot that needs to tear everyone else down uuuuu kys schizo
>>111310720Hi voice schizo
Vxscera had a cute voice
>>111310746I'm making fun of the schizo and how they sign their posts
>the mushmouth anally schizo doesn't have a job
Voice is an inportant aspect of Vtubing though?
>>111310868/asp/ shits itself if you criticize anyones voice. They can't handle being told someone has a slurring voice and needs to speak clearer
>>111310868The crabbing is not constructive. At all. It should be mocked openly and often.
>>111310572>Are you paying themIsn't that the role of an agency? What do you think agencies do, or do you expect most of them to... do nothing and take the girl's donation money?Or maybe that's a thing that's common with very small ones and I'm not aware of it, maybe I need to look into that furtherBut yes, at least at first the plan would be to employ them, tho of course depending on how things go, and how much money comes in, shit will change and the rates will have to be figured out as things move, because it's not like this shit is going to be a full time job nor am I expecting things to go fast, I'm assuming that as a small company, you're probably going to cycle through a few talents anyways because most girls probably don't fit the bill anyways (aka everyone wants to be a content creator but only so many of them can pull it off), so really to be figured out later, I'm a producer irl tho (just not vtubing/content creation related) so I'm not too worried about this aspect>What are you offering that they don'tThat's actually a good question, so I'd like you to tell me what you believe is needed and/or would be attracting to these girls (tho I'm not against having a male or two, but that'd be long term probably and more of a cross content thing, like a secondary anchor maybe, again to be figured out later)I was thinking that experience dealing with video/audio and other technical savviness, managing, and then a salary would be enough to start with but maybe I'm wrong? What are some success stories from small agencies that 'made it', and what were they proposing that was special?>>111310511I'm not going to be your sugar daddy, I'm already married, sorry babe
>>111310958I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope ypu find peace.
hello my little kittens i am going to start streaming on tuesday and it will be awesome. I'm going to be like if Gawr Gura was real. prepare to have your prostate examined crazystyle NOT in a gay way though
>>111310868It is, but the people who get schizo'd don't actually have a bad voice. I.E. Iriya, Lance, etc
>>111310946My constructive criticism I've told Omo is to use his real voice instead of doing a shrill gay lisp
>>111310958You're retarded
>>111310958braindead post go to business school then come back
>>111310461>while looking for girls with real degrees or background in journalism that both have an interest in jp culture (and/or vtubing directly) and then willing to deal with all the retardation that comes with vtubingDefine "real degrees". There are girls with your requirements "on shitholes like this".
>>111311153Lance is fat and has a generic voiceIf more aspies were willing to moan into a mic for porn animations they would do well like he does, but aspies aren't willing to because they think it makes them gay
>+12 more postsI hit a nerve
>>111310958So you're looking for women who are wellspoken and have experience in either journalism or worldly news or some they have a degree in a field they can talk about which potentially means they could work in said field instead of working as a vtuber under some random 4chan advertising agency?
>>111311255Give me examples of this moaning
>>111311205>>111311222No, get fucked retard>>111311224Degrees in journalism, or political sciences for anyone dealing with political subjects, maybe even literature (but I'd be warry of that one I guess) etc etc.And it's not so much about the degree in the first place, or even what was taught to them, as it is about the fact that them having a degree would mean they have the drive to get shit done and get through it, because 'on shithole like this one' is where you'll find dozens of girl failures that think they want to make it but do not have what it takes to do it, it's just the sad reality of it where a lot of them aren't going to have the drive to get their asses off of their bed and do as they're expected for whatever reason.I've been browsing the laotian basket weaving forum for a very, very long time, and I understand that a lot of the girls that are making it right now in the EN sphere all were browsing at one point or another (and this means I could find more just like them), but I also know that they're the exception to the rule and you really cannot expect to find those easily.>>111311521Yep, the TLDR would be that I've caught myself enjoying kirsche's 'foxu news' type of content a lot, and I believe there's a niche to be filled for the rest of the world (since most of them seem to be only focusing on the US and nothing else), and using gaming and weebshit etc as secondary subjects would be more of a relatability hook (you need to speak the language for people to listen, I'm not aiming for boomers here)
>>111310958>>111311640>an incel with savior complexand water is wet ;)
>>111311770ywnbaw
>>111310946Talking clearly and not putting pressure on your throat because you want to sound cute or like a woman isnt crabbing.
>>111311625https://x.com/ThunderingKVA
>>111311255>but aspies aren't willing to because they think it makes them gayit makes them gay, this is not up for questioning
is it stupid to start with a zatsu will literally anyone show up or will i just be scratching my gooch in silence the whole time. also what if in joseph's technicolour dream coat he had a clit of many colours wouldn't that be fucked up
>>111311255Voice schizo coded post
"I'm not gay, I'm just a vtuber"
>>111311888Give me the link and ill listen to you rub it and compliment you for doing it :)
>>111311806That's an X link. Give me a specific example.
>>111311929i'm sorry i don't actually have a gooch nor would i PROSTITUTE myself in such a manner as ANNOUNCING the scratched status of mine taint should i one day wake up with one. you will be nothing but disappointed in me. i'll cover limp bizkit for you though if that will sate your mano e mano urges
>>111311979https://x.com/i/status/2046967329125220730 here's the most recent one it looks like.
>>111311791I'll put pressure on your throat from the inside how about that
>>111311988Ok then i want the link for that cover, i want to WITNESS IT
>>111312003Thanks a lot bro I'll jerk off to this now
>>111311988Camui...
>>111312019with that tiny thing?
I think my depression is killing any semblance of libido i havei dont even feel horny anymore
>>111312109Depression actually triggers the "give sexual satisfaction" button, maybe you just negated the desire itself... But vtubers???
>>111311888>>111311988Who is this anon? They make me laugh
>>111312242i'm vagueposting until i get my shit together enough to drop links and such but i'm a medical professional of great integrity>>111312032https://voca.ro/142xKcwj3s8C my really good limp bizkit cover for my trillions of adoring fans
>>111312368You lied to me you are a foid... But ill forgive you if you drop link one of these daysAlso please learn to ignore our resident skizos before its over....
>>111312368Vxscera might fuck you
>>111312003I thought he only did gay stuff?
>>111312450No, he does both gay and straight
>>111312465The thread has lied to me once again
>>111311640I don't have such skills nor do I think I'd want to talk about politics, but it could possibly be a decent idea. I would suggest leaving a burner email and bringing it up every few threads to see if anyone bites. GL
>>111312412I TOLD YOU I'M GOOCHLESS!!!! YOU WERE NOTIFIED!!!!!!!!! u will get a proper link eventually thoughe i'm just a perfectionist... gotta be Ready...>>111312425he and all you freakazoids can kick rocks. i am the one who fucks (females) (sexy awesome females) (large breasted) (boobily)
Is it that easy to get voice work? Just make your prices really low and moan?
>>111312549>i'm just a perfectionistIt's so over already, and you haven't even started
>>111312549Vxscera will groom you
>>111312572Evidently
>>111312549You're Camui with a voice changer
>>111312532You're right, could be a funny recurring character for the thread
>>111312368go away kiki you have your own general
jesus christ it really is only schizos left here ToT sorry you guys are mad abt being in 1view hell or whatever i hope it gets better
>>111312695Kiki has a lower voice, she used to be around that high of a pitch but nowadays you can hear how the throat struggles when she does it
>>111312712Sorry, I just wanted to tell you to go away because you sound like someone else. You can stay I guess.
>>111312549I've seen a hundred of you kids come and go. This ain't going nowhere.
>>111312695i'm more like. chichi pyoko. which is like the aldi homebrand variety. but i'm a real aldihead so although that sounds like an indictment it's actually an endorsement
>>111312750How does this happen
>>111312779ur gonna pee urself malding when u hear my nasal ass rodent voice in EN6 just watch
>>111312781I don't think Kiki knows what the word "indictment" means so I already like you more
>>111312712Something about learning to not reply to not get spamreplied by them, but i dont feel like truly giving the full course since it will get ignored anyway
>>111312841>>111312712Vxscera will groom you
>>111312860ik the drill... i'm just killing time so it's of no consequence to me deshu. u are right tho so will not be a repeat behaviour!!!! orz
>>111312918Nice but Vxscera will groom and rape you
We’re having a normal thread I see
>>111313100Yeah, this has been the norm for a year at least
>>111312918>it's of no consequence to me deshuBut is it? People already judge you even if they don't get that there is no ill will, their impression of you gets affected and their predisposition towards you tanks.Schizos learn who they can taunt, and even if you have become "wiser" you already slipped and reacted before, so now they know to keep pestering you because maybe you will budge soon enough.And the other part of the toxic lurkers who lash out against anyone who does bite bait, because that's easier for them than doing something about the schizos, so they too wait patiently to participate in the dogpiling.And, unavoidably, you yourself too since all of these things slowly accumulate over time and affect you, tire you out, make you find more reasons to jump the ship after so many incidents when posting here...But we shall believe that you will indeed not bite any more bait at least today.
>>111313134waow digits. is it even worth being here if you're not already enmeshed lol
>>111313213What are you talking about man
>>111313243nobody is "enmeshed" everyone is just an asshole or deranged
>>111313213Imagine having autism and still trying to mainsplain social interactions to an adult who is very likely a lot less retarded than you are
>>111313282i mean like clearly the only reason anyone rocks up is to tangle themselves up in each others sweaty little schizoid bodies. enmeshed in the sense they are all each others abusive husbands
>>111312712this board might be the most retarded and schizo board, I'm not even joking, it's a bit weird?like even r9k or hell, even fucking /b/ isn't as retarded as most of the posters appear to be on here, it's a bit jarring
>>111313332There's really just 1 schizo here named Camui/PierrotVT who feels the need to shit the place up and look for more grooming victims. You seem smart enough so I'm sure you'll be able to figure out what posts are meant to be antagonistic and malicious.
>>111313381What are r9k and b like?
>>111313441Insane false flag
>>111313441Sounds like something a schizo would say
>>111313441You'd have a better shot at your concern trolling attempt if you could go a single day without schizoing and skinwalking him. Not forgetting you spent all last month doxxing him too
>>111313332They are stuck in the past and fueled with paranoia they are compelled to use their "power" to deny the place from people who are long gone and have left them behind anyways. Then the schizos are left to bump into each other for "fun" like doomscrolling.
>>111313618whyd he delete his document btw
>>111313618Why would I do any of that when there's already a google doc with damning enough evidence?
>>111311640That sounds fun, I'd be interested but I'm a guy and you seem to primarily be looking for girls.
>>111311640Digby has started doing his own weekly news show
>>111313450r9k was(is?) the kiln of inceldom, the primordial soup of supreme gentlemanliness, the peak of what men turn out to be when they lack a father figure and hate their single moms /b/ is just 4chan's tiktok, tiktok with no rules
Viscera schizo is going absurdly hard todayWhat happened?
>>111313618He deserves everyrhing thats happening to him and more.
Yumi?
>>111314141some other groomer trying to prime girls to only care about avoiding the one guy because in his mind that makes em easier for him to groom is my guess
>>111314141Weekly meltdown after realising they have no power over anyone so back to spamming the names of people they know it bothers
>>111312532Skills are learned and come with experience, ganbatteI'll probably shill it around at some point down the line once I get all the paperwork shit done on my end, though again if I do end up looking around here, I'll be expecting a lot of shit to sift through before I find any diamonds, but not much anyone can do about that.>>111313881Well as I said, if things go well then I'd for sure end up getting a man or two in the roster for the sake of diversity of opinion and content (like having a guy in there when talking about video games is probably going to be a good thing, women's taste in video game are very specific after all)But starting with only/mostly females is probably a better business decision, the main appeal for vtubing is watching cute anime girls and my plan is to reach outside of only the usual weeb sphere (which is already pretty competitive, to say the least), so while the grounded, real life news can reach outside of the usual vtubing subjects, I still want it to be palatable to people under 30.Mind you this is all just optics and plans always change depending on the results we're getting, so either way it's TBD.
>>111314687Contact Vxscera
he must be faking it can any watchers confirm
>>111314687you're too poor to do any of this, though.
>>111315167How much to have him show his crooked teeth?
>>111315167I'm pretty skinny, pale, and don't have much bodyhairIf I show myself in gay clothes on cam wil I make it?
>>111315145>>111315171>>111315192>1 minute apartKill yourself faggot
>>111315217yes
>>111315243Sani actually has crooked teeth though
>>111315276And you actually should kill yourself though
The schizo managed to namedrop almost all of the usual names today AND chase a new /asp/ie away! Impressive! We don’t need to bake another one, I think it’s peaked here.
I want to sell out as hard as possible. What's the way?
>>111315398Get big enough for a RAID: Shadow Legends sponsorship and take it immediately
>>111315145Never heard of him, and no, no trannies allowed, sorry.
>>111314687I understand why you would go female focused at the start. I'm an effeminate boy so I'm not sure if there would realistically be a place for me in a news corporation but it sounds fun and interesting either way!
>>111315491>no tranniesSorry lil bro but thats a man that abused his girlfriend and beat her daily
>instantly brings up trannies out of nowhereThe agencylarper is just one of the schizos longer bits.
>>111304678>while the guys are the more seiso/straight man in their interactionsand that's why i always found alpin so boring to watch
>>111315567Shut your bitch ass up Cody
Oh hahaha the Agencylarper is CamuiJobless nigga thinks hes starting a company
>>111315701I'm sorry you didn't get to groom his girlfriend
>>111315720>>111315737Again shut your bitch ass up Cody
>>111315217works for most aspies i think it just works more for him since he actually puts out but others still work despite not doing that and i guess the cock attracts women even a little
>>111315799Again, sorry you didn't get to groom his gf like you wanted, agencylarper
>camui larps like hes making an agench>one post calls him out>he shits himself and screams about codyGuess that confirms it
>>111314140You keep mentioning this tiktok. Tell me about it. I'm curious.
>>111315930>>111316172The gayop gets worse especially when you're saying things about grooming Vxscera's girlfriendKill yourself
>>111316215Camui tried to groom his girlfriend on his PierrotVT myoshi and her twitter
>>111316236Honestly? I'm enthralled. What happened?
What's this new "Tell me more" schizopost
>>111316360Same thing as any other "qrd on X" "why did X do Y" "did X really Y" "why is X Y" postMore schizo self-sealioning pretending nobody else can see through the larp
I bet you’re sitting here posting on this thread instead of doing anything with your life. You will forever disappoint me.
>>111316508More like treating schizoposts with the respect and attention they deserve
The funniest thing to come from this cycle of Saba/Gura MIA posting, by far, are the non-asp aspiring vtubers making their posts about how they would never do that to their fans and how disrespectful Gura/Saba is. We're two posts of that vein away from "Gura doesn't even gargle your balls on her membership streams!"
>>111310942Mond couldn't speak to save her life and still had people begging to bang her
>>111316649Owning voice-schizo one counterexample at a time when you can dismiss him outright.
>>111316512What's up vagueboy, afraid of waying something?
>>111316649because it was a loli girl
>>111316762Grease up that goalpost I heard it screech
>>111316783i dont have a stake in this little race of yours im telling you why mond was a slurring retard and people still jerked it to her
An exceptionally bad thread from start to finish.
you niggers are clearly not understanding how 4chan works and you should lurk moarstop replying to the schizo shit if you want it to stop, why do you think they're here you fucking mongs
>>111317080that doesnt work either, we had entire threads where no one replied to the schizo and he continued or he started replying to himself
>>111317102>but what about my egonobody cares, have some impulse control and stop replying>b-b-but he keeps goingand you're making it worse for what purpose, exactly?what do you think replying does?
>>111317102It's almost as if you should pre-emptively filter out bait and schizo drivel. https://rentry.co/aspfilters is a start
>>111317102I think there's at least one other schizo that joins in to make it seem like they hold the general opinion, but generally they're high off their own supply and happy to samefag as long as they know someone will see it. They can only repeat the same things for so long until it gets see through, and they've been running on fumes for the last two years. They don't even change up the names.
