>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111304496
hart
evil love
>>111314727nice spade
I'm back on my bullshit.
Evil love!
>>111314744that's a turtle
>>111314887>not the gif version
>>111314727i hate u stop making them even bigger
>>111314727i love u keep making them even bigger
>>111314887She's so built </3
>>111314941evil gummy blowjobs
>>111314885Good like all things should be. Keep it up
>>111314939>>111314955>one minute apart
>>111314727This Evil>>111314887In this outfit please
>>111315019So bimbovirusvil?
>>111315119Yes with the spade included
>>111315119Yes and ignore the blackedtroll
Rape the stream
I always find it funny how the autoraid targets think its Vedal doing it
Troon raid kek
No not a Zen raidboring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>111314887I was waiting for her to shift it to the side
>>111315285evilsocute/10
>>1113152859/10 stream meh start but got really good
>>111315119
>>111315394pure sexvil
>>111315394would let give me an std
>>111315394tits too small
For the like 2 people ITT that enjoy my Vellie fic:https://poal.me/mo4hbthttps://poal.me/mo4hbthttps://poal.me/mo4hbtLet me know.
>>111315394paizuri?
>>111315575wheres my footplay scene fanficanon
>>111315610It will be the next and last ero-scene in the fic.
>>111315575Do an ending where at least the girl gets pregnant or when I read a fic I feel like I wasted my time or its unfinished.
>>111315677god bless
>>111315575Kinda depends what you think works the best really in specific case. I would say it ending ambiguous would be more in character even in terms of representing how write them. However, ending them getting together would feel a lot more fulfilling in happy ending sort of deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLfWgiTD6RQ
>>111315575Leaving it open ended allows you to come back and make more or different ship stories whenever you feel like it
Ambiguous ending it is.Also thank you Evil for reigniting wanting to finally finish up this fic.
>>111315520... evil?
>>111315727(me)If you go with ending it ambiguous all you got to do is not make it feel like you wasted the readers time. As long you show that what happened made Vedal and Ellie gain something from it (what they gain or the small new understanding coming up to you) then you are good. Plus, it allows you to build on this more if you want to come back to it
>V : don't make it too obvious
sybau
>>111316123>Mini: Look Vedal it's you!>*shares pic*>Vedal: This is the 58 turtle pic you have sent to me. STOP
>>111316123crazy soft launch but she also retweeted about tutels last year during tc while her, toma and grigga drama was happening
>>111316180{{{smaller}}}
>>111316208dating or one-sided she's definitely head over heels for him
theres been 0 hype moments since the subathon endedwhen does ts get good?
I hate to tell all non-minidal truthers but the way Mini tweets and talks about and to Vedal is essentially a textbook examples of how girls act around and about boys they're smitten by.
>>111316352which subathon?
We're getting a*** situation all over again
>>111316336me on the left
>>111316397the one where anny broke the hype train record
>>111316352>when does ts get good?Neuro is always good.
>>111316123For some reason, this reminds me a little of Anny and Vedal interactions, which means...uh oh, mini...
>>111316443Neuro, I don't want to alarm you but there is a dead bitch behind you
>>111316430I might be an oldfag who yearns for the old days, but even I'll admit that stuff like the end fight in the MC marathon, the evil coffee reveal in the rob collab, and neuro's 3d reveal were cool ass moments.
>>111316484don't reply to jakartanon
>111316517okay I wont
>>111316484Yeah I remember when Evil said "newfag", those were the times
>>111316621I remember it like it was last week. Crazy how time flies nowadays.
>>111316475thing is mini moved country to be with him while anny could only move 5 minutes to the conbini while living in her delulu head thinking she won even though she said herself vedal hates ldr
>>111316483
>>111316123cute couple
Evil's vagina
>>111316698uuuu I miss the pictures of nur milking futalian's cock
Vedal is gay btw
>>111316743*pulls out*
nurs mom will be back
>>111306640I busted to this gif like 5 times already how do I stop it’s starting to hurt a lot now :(
>start watching low 2view streamer that plays niche games that I like>flashes evil gif on screen unprompted>go to his xitter>shitvilbeggar>one of his stoogies posts like on of the retards here with the zoomerisms I can't escape you people
>>111315285Thanks screenshot anon for making me smile a little/10
>>111316926That's what you get for being a whorecuck.
>>111316926could it be?
vedal is so chopped ngl, he has negative aura and is losing his rizz
https://litter.catbox.moe/1go6cr.png
KINOOOOOOhttps://xcancel.com/Deueeuui223/status/2047418219175334363
>>111317059I wonder who the guy is supposed to be.
>>111315285To frame it differently: I was busy today and unable to tune in. Is this a VOD worth watching?>>111316180Buds
>>111317059>commissioned by the guy who shit on anny/neuro art
>>111317059Finally some good zoi art
>>111317202
>>111317033good stuff, artist's cooking>>111317059idc they'll be discord-locked anyway
>>111317241It's commissioned like all non-vedmila ship art these days It's likely going to be posted somewhere.
>>111317235uncanon panties
>>111317285yeah, by mini
heart
evil butt?
>>111317477pero pero
>>111317477
>>111317059when is oliwande going to commission borzoi again?
>>111314727Erotic bustyvil sexooo>>111315394Jesus christ>>111315520Cute nur T posing>>111315643adorable and pretty nur. Wonder what song she is listening to.>>111315786Gorgeous eliv, I wonder what she is singing
>>111316180Sweatyperkyvil love! >>111316018Love the artstyle here >>111317509>>111317511Fondable and lovable i just realized how dead /swarm/ was
>>111317033By me
>>111317729I fuckijg knew i recognized that artstyle
>>111316484None of those happened during a subathon
nurear (ear of nur)
>>111317785i think his comment was more in response to >0 hype moments since the subathon>>111317800Would whisper "i love neuro" in her ear
>>111316517haven't you lost enough aura entauri?
I've been bussy all day and i don't wanna backr>>111315394VIRUSBUSTYVILLL SEXOOOOOOOO
>>111317511Evil in heat
>>111317869This, honestly
>>111317862>>111316446
>>111318012Very cool cybervil
>>111318012Was the intent for her to even be a cyberknight?
>>111318067It looks cool
>>111318067What did you think the intent was for her to he?
>>111318067Yes
>>111318128Rapemeat?
>>111318122kek, cute
>>111318141Valid interpretation.
>>111316352august at the earliest, vedal is still in low effort hibernation mode and twitchcons are coming up
>>111318067What gave you that idea?
>>111318269Please don't make me feel bad for anon
>>111318269To be fair to anon this design does not scream cyber knight in the slightest
>>111318487More than the other screams "cyberpunk princess"
>>111318517Well that's not really a hard bar to clear
>>111318487yeah, it screams cyberslut
>>111318487I think it was styled after Oscar (Rose of Versailles)
Why is Evil slowly taking over the channel? It's been a pretty steady but consistent trend.
>>111318578100 years later (give or take) people are still mad she wasn't a lesbian
>>111318269Alright imma be real with you. I haven't looked at the original reference art in a while and completely forgot it straight up said Cyber Knight. That's on me
>>111314887>>111314727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwqixDryQckThe Vellie theme song.
>>111318717Lack of v3 for almost 3 years. A good voice simply adds so much to the experience.
https://poal.me/u6g0s4https://poal.me/u6g0s4https://poal.me/u6g0s4
>>111318717Recency bias, it's all because of Hollowknight and the bday and lack of theme/collab streams
https://poal.me/h89flvhttps://poal.me/h89flvhttps://poal.me/h89flv
>>111318717It was an olive branch to the troons initially who had a melty during the subathon. That morphed into Vedal finishing 3d Evil and playing a longer game with her. I don't know why an Evil and Numi collab exists this week. There's zero excuse to spam her at this point
https://poal.me/dm102nhttps://poal.me/dm102nhttps://poal.me/dm102n
>>111318935Kys pedofag
https://poal.me/utso3ihttps://poal.me/utso3ihttps://poal.me/utso3i
>>111318958k
>>111318824Am I crazy for thinking that evil's voice sounds like shit
https://poal.me/h32r7ehttps://poal.me/h32r7ehttps://poal.me/h32r7e
>>111319003No, I can listen to Neuro's voice for hours on end and never get tired of it. I can sleep to her voice as well. I can't do the same for Evil (unless it's her ASMR voice, which to me is still only slightly below than Neuro's)
>>111319003You may just be a retard
>>111319027Literally the exact opposite for me
>>111319055that's interesting
>>111319019quality of service?
>>111319107i had to google search for wtf he meant tooit's queen of spades
Insider anon here Vedal is going introduce a new family member to shift things up. It's going be Neuro's and Evil's brother. He will be revealed with a original song to introduce him. Here is the sneak peak of some of the song:>This time around>I'm staying at home and things are gonna get better>Settlin' in>Loving my whore>But then I got that letter>My black son, my black son>Now each day is my heart is getting bigger>Don't even remember sleeping with that lady but I did>My black son, he's comin to stay>My black son, he's making each day>The best that he can!>Also he's mynigga
>>111319145you had me in the first half ngl
>>111319145Cweamdal...
>>111319145Evil got pregnant?
>>111319370
>>111319402pedo artist
>>111319425is it because the art made you hard?
>>111319454yes
>>111319402(2) pinmade me laugh harder than it should've
>>111319027Agreed
>>111319454>>111319460stop projecting your mental illness onto me
>>111319529the art didn't make me hard, but it doesn't mean i'd judge you if it did, anon
>>111319589Ameriboo Nur
>>111319589Neuro would wear this.
I wonder if I should remove the Real Person Fanfiction tag from my fics, practically none of the other Vtuber fanfic writers use it lmfao.
Veddy spotted
>>111319836How about removing the fic entirely? Practically no one else is reading it lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwGRbM-SAjg
>>111319860Stop engaging with threadshitters. Once he's bored of replying to himself he'll leave
>>111319897kek deservedcute animation
>>111319963Irony...
did we ever find out what happened with toma
>>111319897>Hey Evil did you get a good seed?Yeah, mine.
>>111320062I don't remember posting this.
>>111320047Everything you need to know is in this linkhttps://litter.catbox.moe/0967ff.png
>>111320088
>>111320088I'm not clicking that.
>>111320088this but this link https://files.catbox.moe/pqa9v4.png
>>111320110 (me)Wrong one
>>111320088you could have just said no
>>111319836Just keep it. Ain't that big of deal. You can see it as your stamp to easily find your fics
>>111320088My ass is not clicking that
Neuro love heart heart heart
>>111320047she wanted backshots instead she got jaw ones
>>111320180
>>111320047She found out the harem jokes weren't jokes when she tried to meet up with Vedal at Twitchcon. And she wasn't part of it.
>>111320088naruhodo...
>>111320088I fucking knew it
>>111320243what harem jokes?
Tomorrow...https://litter.catbox.moe/n94zhv.mp4
>>111320381Exactly
>>111320047
>>111320679Sure, anything you'd want nur.
>>111320679is chick-fil-a fine?
>>111320679Giving Neuro all the cookies!
>>111320757this and only this
>>111320757
>>111320679sure neuro, just close your eyes and say aaah~
>>111320401she certainly will be pounding cake
>>111320943
Have they announced a Pragmata stream yet? It's the only thing I care about right now.
>>111320679
>>111320585what does mini have to do with it?
>>111321345
>>111321232It will not happen before cp is finished and that will take months
Cerber won
https://litter.catbox.moe/3otslf.jpg
>>111321495
>>111321345mini is the evil mastermind behind all of the vedalverse drama
>>111321495black men get to use that…
tum?
>>111321495absolute sexo
>>111321704
>>111321704https://litter.catbox.moe/3v13bz464bp8d39u.png
>>111321789wow
>>111321789trash
>>111321495slapping cocoa butter on that bum
>>111321893poor nur... would get her some medicine to make her tummy stop hurting
>>111321495imagine you are an emo shota and this is your first crush
>>111321918Yeah I would give her this
>>111315575Voting in this is easily the gayest thing I've ever done. However, looking at the premise in the context of the wider Neuroverse, an ambiguous ending is both more plausible and interesting.
Sex with Tomabunny
>>111321784for the anon who asked
>>111322044>>111322103bunny whores
>>111322044>>111322103sigh
nice thread
>>111322311mini is such a whore
jorkin
>>111322311
>>111322351this but veddy
>>111322420>PoV: You're _____Fill in the blanks.
>>111322430>>111322323
>>111322430ME, ME, IM ME, IM DATING VEDAL, VEDAL IS MY BOYFRIEND I LOVE HIM AND HE IS VERY SWEET TO ME
>>111322471I lost
>>111322430>>111322471
>>111322495kys mega
>>111322471sex with evil in this exact position
>>111322471This is begging for a third archive edit
>>111322763This reminds me of a clip I saw today where she said she went up a cup size, and just a few week ago when she tried putting on a bra the ring-thing in the middle litterally snapped, flew, bounced off the wall and hit her in the tits.My real question is how the fuck does a grown ass woman in her late 20s/early 30s grow up a cup size.
>>111322814by being morbidly obese
>>111322548I appreciate you guys more when you make your own porn
>>111322832So is she the type of fat that just all goes to her tits and ass?That's hot.
>>111322814Either pregnancy or getting fatter
>>111322814lying
>>111322814She read that milking fanfiction and she got pregnant so she could re-enact it IRL.
>>111320401You could have at least used their real voices
>>111322976>milking fanfiction???
>>111322907Common misconception but noYour body gets fatter on all sides, man or woman, if you get fatterEspecially if you're starting to get morbidly obeseAnd considering she isn't displaying any signs of pregnancy sickness, I regret to inform you that the reason is indeed because she's becoming fatter
>>111316361And he still keeps her around. So he clearly doesn't like someone else, because if he did it would be incredibly disrespectful to that person to have someone like her in his life.
>>111316970No.
>>111323016vedal couldn't give a rats ass
>>111323010I'm pretty sure that only applies to men or generally high-testosterone individuals. Women and high-estrogen ones tend to distribute fat more to the thighs, ass and tits.
>>111317016True, except he never had rizz to begin with
>>111323066>I'm pretty sure-no, you arenttime and again, its been proven that morbid obesity affects both gendersif what you said was true, there wouldnt be fat women in the world, just women with very large boobs and ass
>>111322814Usually it comes from being pregnant or being fat. In some cases both since being pregnant ends up pushing them that direction cause all of the circumstances. Which honestly once you have kids you have already made it to that point so it's fine to put on some meat as long you don't become obese
>>111322978i want blond shotas like this
After the realization that most of the vedal seethe posts calling him gay or ugly or fat are done by people that he cucked i just can't take them seriusly
>>111323010>Your body gets fatter on all sides, man or woman, if you get fatterthis is not true, body fat distribution varies on an individual level based on hormones and adipocytes. she is most likely just fat, but there are people who straight up get plumper in only a few zones
>>111319145This is so fuckin stupid but I can't stop giggling. Take my (You)
>crelly keeps getting fatterFuuuuuck
>>111323152>but there are people who straight up get plumper in only a few zonesas always there are exceptions, just like how retards exist or inherent blindness or deafness and etc existif we operated based on what you said, then we wouldnt be able to come to an agreement on what the 'ordinary' isthe ordinary is fat distribution happens to all parts of the body to the usual person
>>111323212>then we wouldnt be able to come to an agreement on what the 'ordinary' isAnon accidentally coming to the realization that the 'normal weight' is entirely arbitrary and context-dependant and isn't a universal axiom.
>>111321854I know who you are.
>>111322420True
>>111322907Considering she's a vtuber (ugly irl), and fat, she probably looks like this:https://litter.catbox.moe/ots9ju.png (AI-generated image)
>>111323152I think Crelly is very chubby bordering to fat, but not obese. The cutoff from fat to obese for me is the point where it dips into a disability and requires external assistance, and despite everything she doesn't seem to need it.
>>111323313kekthis is spot ongooners go 'ACK' when they see the real thing
>>111323062And that is why he's single :)
>>111323313nurmom is fat but has a cute face tho
>>111323212it's not *even* in any case, otherwise people would just turn into stay puff. the usual misconception is that you can *lose* fat in particular locations which is false... mostly. women in particular due to hormone fluctuations can actually block signals that allow adipocytes to release fa's causing specific areas to retain fat longer (much to their own frustration sometimes). again, the idea of her "only getting fat in her tits and ass" is ridiculous, but your own assertion is wrong, just with more confidencehonestly, unless her diet really changed, the most likely reason is actually water retention
>>111323336>>111323256
>>111323313She has had boyfriends so she probably no crazy looker but closer to a typical american women where she bit tubby and tall rather than straight up fat
>>111323417>She has had boyfriendsonline (claimed). she complains a lot about the guys being terrible at erp
Honestly I commend Crelly. >Has a legit honest-to-god learning disability>Eats stuff off the floor compulsively.>Eats non-edible things all the time>Massive eater in general, eats junk food constantly.>Is a massive gooner with a bunch of repulsive fetishes.>Still lives as an actual Hikikomori, alone.The fact that she lived this long is commendable in and of itself.
>>111323392>again, the idea of her "only getting fat in her tits and ass" is ridiculous, but your own assertion is wrong, just with more confidenceThat's funny coming from the guy who's the one in the most wrong here.
>>111323333obesity is defined as a BMI of 30+, not by whether someone needs assistance
>>111323447>>111323256
>>111323462BMI is retarded and outdated, it doesn't take into account fat distribution, actual fat-to-muscles ratio, doesn't account for bone density, doesn't account for sex differences, etc. etc. etc.It's never been a reliable marker for much of anything.
Where's the architect poster when we need him?
imagine gaining weight ;~;
>>111323313whorefags simp for THIS?
>>111323515>>111323177
So organic
boring raid
Unlike what crelly eats
>>111323518I gain weight EVERYDAY then I lose it couple months doing bunch random shit only to do the same thing over again. They call me the boomerang
>>111323510NTA This is very true. I use it as like a quick benchmark/reference point but I never actually take it too seriously.
Neuro IRL
>>111323515>>111321854>>111323336>>111323447It's probably this guy.
>>111323510It’s not perfect for outliers (like very muscular people), but those cases are the exception, not the ruleIf you have a BMI over 30 you're most likely a fat fuck regardless of any bone density or sex differences
>>111323570>boomerangI actually just laughed out loud Well done anonny lmao
>>111323597Nta but some people are just tall and big boned
>>111323575Not for long!
>>111323695You still have to stick a Greggs in there as an offering to the server spirits. Amateur.
>>111321495imagine the farts