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twitch.tv/kanekolumi

tardwife for lunch

lumi is so cute sometimes

>>111317146
where troubles melt like lemon drops

I haven't played bloodborne in 10 years. Have Lumi killed Ludwig yet?

>>111318239
Yeah she did it in like 3 tries, first time using MGS and she hates it

She was a pretty annoying cunt during her yap today. Worse than a few days ago. Her mask is slipping and the retarded feminist bitch is surfacing.

>>111318691
I don't think it's feminism, just boundless arrogance thinking she has any idea what being a man is like.

>>111318691
>>111318786
what did she say? specifically

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has lumi ever reused her nikke model after the sponsored vrc thing?

>>111320309
There are two parts here but basically she said that for anyone wanting someone trad they have to make enough money for both of them. If you cannot make more than twice her pay you will have to deal with a modern woman. If you like a girl more than she likes you, don't expect her to perform acts of service for you like cooking and cleaning, ever. She added that you have to be a little more humble about your prospects in that regard, if you're not rich and attractive then you don't really deserve it.

Then she went on a bit of a tirade on male fashion and grooming tips, first that male fashion never changes so just get the jeans and t-shirt until you're older than 25 then you can't wear it for some reason. But also that you need to dress in clothes that fit you rather than trying to dress like something you're not. She tried dancing around the issue but the sentiment was basically that you need to accept your lot in life but that it's also your fault at the same time even if you can never have a certain style. I don't think she got her own contradiction there, but then went on about skincare and exercise. Basically exercise and eat a normal amount and get a skincare routine, or that you can just get a skincare routine by itself. She said specifically that if you get a skincare routine you will naturally lose weight as you will start to feel more and more uncomfortable with your body and the way your clothes fit. This is kind of where it ties back to the style point, because someone pointed out that having fashion sense as a man mostly comes down to being attractive. She seems to disagree on that fact, and believes that she can turn any man attractive and they're just not working hard enough on themselves.

>>111320661
I get where she was sort of out of sync with her intended audience re: fashion and self-care. if she wants to fix people, then it doesn't matter if a breakdown in communication was reasonable. the only metric that matters is effectiveness. maybe she should have placed greater emphasis on the thrust of her points. 1. start caring about your skin to gaslight yourself into caring about other things and 2. peacocking tier men's fashion is just a tailored suit away.
I am a little more confused about the dissonance around reasonable dating expectations. trad wives are expensive to maintain and, as a result, in short supply. what was the point of contention?

the whole trad wife thing is a stupid instagram larp anyway. the original "trad marriage" is knocking up your gf and having a shotgun wedding. there wasn't all this preplanning shit trying to make everything perfect

>>111323435
my plan is to just get married then tolerate silly delusions of career independence until they burn out on their own. time the first pregnancy right and the bitch will think being an author was her idea.
it's not traditional, but trad wife works as short hand works in this very specific setting.

https://files.catbox.moe/4noy0d.mp4 (early 2023)
I was going to make a long schizo post about this, but let's keep it simple for now; some of the most likely scenarios are:

A. "she has a significant bodily deformity, but likes to see people thinking about her as very pretty, and wants to eventually reveal her 'unfortunate' combination of a pretty face with a flawed body" (her "posture" could be related, and this could also be one reason she "hates physical bodies" and dislikes hugging etc)
B. "she's secretly a single mom and wants to eventually reveal she had a kid all along when the kid has grown up" (she's very skilled at hiding the kid, but the kid is getting old enough to play games on mom's pc when she's away and starts school soon, so she's talking about quitting streaming)

both scenarios obviously have many problems, but what else could it be? what else would be "permanent and shocking even 10 years after graduating"?

I love lumi. that is all.

>>111326390
serious question. why do you want to know?

>>111328288
nta but if she was an ugly deformed bitch it would make her more relatable for me personally

>>111320661
>>111322859
This is why she's losing viewers

>>111326390
This clip again alright. I'm sure it's something she already said before in a stream but we didn't realize this is what she was hinting towards. About your ideas I'll tell you why there neither of those.
Her body isn't deformed. If it was she would probably try to bring it out for internet points like iron mouse just to be different from the other girls. The single mom thing is just schizo to the biggest degree. How would she afford living in a big city with student loans/car loan and a kid? She would have stayed at her engineering internship that she half regrets leaving.
Everytime this gets brought up everyone thinks it's bf related. I don't think so for the fact she's been streaming for many years and that this point she would have gave up and started a family. My question is what does she say when the clip is done? It sounds like there's more and it's clipped out of context.

>>111328418
trying? yeah, maybe. I feel like her chat used to be high functioning enough to handle "water makes things wet" tier takes. what changed?

>>111328445
I think the point about it definitely not being a deformity or injury is pretty weak. Don't you think it matches a lot of other stuff aside from her posture and not liking bodies and hugging, such as her focus on hair and fashion/clothing as possibly partly to "hide it"? Even her regularly going to Japan for the hair could be about her feeling less uncomfortable with japanese hairdressers "seeing it".

>>111328711
nta but that all just sounds related to her unnamed mild personality disorder

>>111328445
I hate how there is some real stuff that she probably needs to get off her chest (clip related or no) but doesn't trust chat with. not that she is wrojg. the way chat responded to jean still makes me want to puke..

guys..

>>111328711
She's a girl anon. Of course she likes hair and clothes. She said a few times that she gets her haircut in japan because it's cheaper to get it cut since her hair is how long.
My point is if she had a burn scar on her body she wouldn't have made it a big deal about it like that. If I would take a guess what it is it's probably her degree. When she got her degree she was very secretive about it saying it would deduct dox her if people found out what it was.

>>111328773
>that all just sounds related to her unnamed mild personality disorder
Tbh it's probably that. Anytime she brings up mental health she just says "I have something else" without going into any detail.

>>111328801
why would people feel "really sad" about the degree 10 years after her leaving vtubing? that makes no sense at all regardless of what the degree is

lumi my beloved deformed hunchback tardwife

>>111322859
>what was the point of contention?
Strawmanning and then attacking that for 20min.
I think when ppl on the internet says trad they just mean not a vapid whore and someone other than their mother caring about them, usually. Because the modern situation is that far gone

>>111326390
This could be the introvert/social battery thing, I don't think she was that open about it before last year.

>>111329135
ember just said that lumi is the closest to "ENTP" of the four; she's either not actually that introverted or just tends to do personality tests dishonestly (latter is entirely likely too). maybe it just takes a lot of energy to keep hiding a deformity/injury

>>111329135
Listening to the 1st half thinking that makes sense but why does she want everyone to know that and why is that a secret? She had her roommates at that time so she wasn't that lonely.

>>111329291
>She had her roommates at that time
She did not

>>111329284
She comes off as classic INTJ and the way she describes the feeling of being social'd out is 100% accurate. The bone/ligament issues already explain why she got hip dysplasia from crossing her legs, on that note why would you send Quasimodo to figure skating and tap dancing?

>>111329306
She was in touch with them way more back then. Now she has Dizzy and ballet friend. I don't know if she still talks with the stacys though.

>>111329476
once a year or so

>>111329491
So since vtubing she hasn't been lonely. How lonely was she as a kid? I know the babysitter for some reason was a big influence on her. I heard she had her when she was a teen which I thought was odd if true.

>>111329553
It's a cliche but you don't have to be alone to be lonely, that's the sense I got when she talked about how few people she didn't have to put on a show for to be social with. As has been stated many times before the masking she does also prevents her from connecting with people.
The sitter thing I think is because Starmom was off doing something else because her parents were likely separated at that point, that's the image I get. Probably Stardad's idea to get some female influence. And then when she was with Starmom they never hung out it was always conferences and travel so she'd just hole up in her hotel room until she started roaming and people watching.

>>111329676
I get the alone lonely thing. There's a reason why she prefers the library and computers to people. It seems like she went through a hard time in her life and landed on mmos and anime. Her parents aren't divorced even though I remember saying she wished they were. I have no idea who's idea it was for the babysitter. What I understand she took lumi out to do some crazy things when she was 13/14.

>>111329813
>What I understand she took lumi out to do some crazy things when she was 13/14.
I must've missed that part but no her parents weren't divorced but they lived separately for a long while, Starmom was saying she didn't love Stardad anymore. And Stardad being like: if I don't love her then who will? She used to really hate Starmom for popping back suddenly into their lives but now she seems to accept that there's just something wrong with her like most of the women in her family.

>>111329847
I understood the separation part. It explains why lumi loves her dad alot since her mom is probably crazy. I heard starmom is fat as well. I wonder why if that's the reason why she pushes against fat people so much?

>>111329940
>I heard starmom is fat as well
Lolno, she's prediabetic because she didn't strength train enough when she was younger and now she's just skin and bones

>>111329967
I heard she was actually diabetic and lumi wants to work out because she doesn't want to get diabetes like her mom.

>>111330007
Yeah that's about it, it might have been fullblown type 2 diabetes. The older people get the more muscle mass they lose, it's around 1% per year in your 30s and then starts to accelerate after 60. The less muscle you have the less glucose you are able to deal with

>>111330058
Hopefully she keeps with the workouts then. I know she stops and starts again with working out. It doesn't help her streaming 7 days and still working after stream.

>>111320661
>>111176736

>>111331891
>Lumi's version of GFE is telling you to stop thinking about getting a girlfriend and how to demonstrate more value
Is Clavicular GFE?

>>111329042
why are you like this?

>>111316538
she's so stupid. I love her.

I am really begining to appreciate groundskeeper willie. no homo

guys which stream was her dating takes? i dont trust summaries anymore. the one guy with really good memories really just wants to shit on gumis all the time so i dont trust and everyone else gets defensive because they see her descriptive language as prescriptive. she's usually telling us how to not sink in the waters we're all stuck in. which is nice of her

>>111334052
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755254835

does anyone have any thoughts on the op faggotry going on in the mainland? I have no real stake in any of this and we obviously aren't all on the same page regarding methods. plus the old brand of lightly teasing their chimp outs towards something non-destructive won't work anymore.

>>111334052
>telling us how to not sink
well observed. on youtube there are some reasonably high fidelity clips from the usual guy. it's a three parter. but the anon who replied to you is wiser than me so defer to them.

>>111334319
There was a guy on Twitter living in Texas of all places dming people CSAM, he was the main instigator during the entire Jelly Minecraft situation and was going after the other talents' sponsors. Eventually we figured out that he was most likely the insufferable Ohmie as well. This is just my theory but I think schizobaker is the same guy who's fed up with people shit talking Clara all the time and is trying to erase her from the OP in an attempt to erase Phase history by larping as an insane Clara-anti.

>>111334520
This anon is going schizo about nothing because it's not even about Clara at all, the entire drama is over Saya and whether or not she's [Hort] or [Phase Citizen].

>>111334554
Right, which is why >>111333956 is missing Clara from the OP, after declaring war on Clara and wanting to remove Hina and Saya after people didn't agree with you.

>>111334520
the fact that it really is one guy comes as a surprise. that by itself would suggest there is more at stake here than just the op. a steep price is being paid either way.
honest question, and I get why people might become emotional over the issue so please don't take this the wrong way. I am asking without any agenda beyond the desire to understand. why do we care?
from the outside looking in, the core problem seens to be the awknowledgement that there is a problem. a casual sees two threads, rolls their eyes, and fucks off. is this really a case where we need to draw a line in the sand?

>>111334685
Not sure if you were around during Gamergate but cowing to schizos and mentally ill people, even giving the slightest bit of ground will put them in control and personally I will never sit around and watch it happen again because it wouldn't affect me and surely no one will take this seriously.

and judging by this >>111334722 and >>111334554
I'd say I was on the money

>>111334554
It was entirely about Clara and random other people for over a month before he pivoted to Saya. Most of the "arguing" about Clara was just him replying to himself when he wasn't getting enough attention, and now almost all of the "arguing" about Saya is the same thing. People largely do not reply to him so he has to entertain himself somehow. It did seem to be about Jelly before but now it seems to be out of spite towards anyone who opposed him.

>>111334520
>larping as an insane Clara-anti
and then complaining about stark nights in every thread
it isn't subtle

>>111334742
I was around and I understand. I just didn't want to presume motivation. fair enough. this far no farther.
this reshapes the issue significantly. I always defaulted into thinking of things as a crowd control issue. giving the most obnoxiously negative people a common enemy worked when the issue was antiiing. this will need a more refined approach than last time.
well let me know if I can be of any help. I have plenty of real life experience trolling people into dropping an issue before it has to go to trial, but I am not sure how that would help here. even if no one is truely impervious to being annoyed to death, it will be harder to push his buttons without him publically ranting to the others.
my apologies for my impotence on this. I wish I could be of more practical use here.

>>111334897
samefagging is literally the path to self-induced mental illness. even with a good cause that is just self-inflicted damage. this fucker really is nuts then, huh

>>111335101
That's fine, I'm an expert at dealing with schizos

>>111335148
good man

>>111307157
apologies for what might have been friendly fire.

>>111335308
wasn't me

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>>111335138
He's lazier now but here's what he did before:
>Use his computer and his phone and a laptop to spam replies to himself to reach bump limit
>Spam the catalog as fast as possible to get the thread archived
>Early bake and keep the thread bumped for several days even if people don't use it
This led to there being over 5 or 6 threads in the catalog, all unused because people just ignored him. That all changed when the janitors started actively deleting threads to only have one, which had a few effects:
>He makes it very early if he thinks someone else will bake and spams reports
>If people still refuse to use his thread he will post a second or third one just to always be the OP
>Since the thread is his 90% of the time he just makes random political and fetish comments and directionless harassment at anyone who posts
>Jannies actually try to help sometimes if he makes it too obvious so he had to change his rhetoric to be about "restoring" the OP and how other bakers are vandals
His objective is to troll first and foremost, and the janitors getting involved only empowered him which is why some people might have only realized the problem after that happened. He originally thought people were genuinely pro-Clara and cared about her and eventually realized it was mainly about the OP and spam instead. He does try to make innocent jokes and bits but they're extremely unfunny and he has to reply to himself most of the time, so he was already way off the deep end concerning samefagging. If you go by his comments he is primarily concerned with trying to upset the rival bakers who he sees as his real targets, and doesn't care about the collateral damage to the thread or if anything is proud of it.

He is a Lumi avatarfag and had already been doing this stuff low-key for a long time. He already went on rants months ago about how samefagging is normal and everyone does it, and seems to have no self-awareness at all. Someone probably upset him and he's just been having an autistic tantrum 24/7 ever since, convinced he's fighting the good fight against an imaginary enemy schizo like every prolific autist does. His target selection does seem to reflect his real views and he seems extremely confused that other people dislike him even though he's making comments "everyone" agrees with.

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tardwife in the morning! yay

https://www.youtube.com/live/rLGutRbj-nQ

>>111335488
Oh so he's a Gumi, now it makes sense.

>>111335662
>Oh so he's a Gumi

>>111335488
Jesus Christ. that's some next level shit. there's no way he is playing a character either. organized use of tech and site mechanics.. have we.. have we tried letting him think he won?
this may be a dead horse, but if we can shift his focus to another issue, one obliquely related to the op but not actually important, then fight him there, and "lose", he may fuck off. like how one would shift focus from a girl to their simp before pulling the plug.
thinking out loud here but its surprisingly effective and not quite as obvious to those involved as one might have thought

>>111335703
>He is a Lumi avatarfag

>>111335662
He's a Twitter starknight culture warrior. His general policy is to only watch white women, unless they appeal to his fetish by talking about white guys or being subservient to men. You can see him randomly comment on the role of SEA women or, for some reason, Ghanians. All of the Goro/Koinu posting is his. His main reason for interest in Phase is political and he knows very little about most talents other than surface-level rumors, so he is unfairly nice to some of them thinking they are chuds and will go on cuckposting meltdowns about Erina and Runie if people aren't talking about Lumi enough. He can mostly been seen liveposting Lumi though around this time of day, and most of his earliest threads were early bakes so the OP would be Lumi.

Actually you can trace back almost all of his anger to people pointing out his typos and extremely outdated OP template, which evolved into the vandalism and extreme early baking. The other baker at the time seemed to be tracking him and posting moments before which set him off hard. A battle of slightly earlier page 9 bakes turned into page 8, then page 7, and so on.

>>111335780
Like I said I'm an expert at dealing with schizos

>>111335879
Pay very close attention >>111334897 this is the prestige

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Guess he's here now. Now you can get to know him a little better. Good luck, /lemon/.

>>111335952
this is not the first and lilely wont be the last time 15 minutes a day with a phone goes up against a full time schizo.
he's been here for quite some time now.

>>111335952
He stops by every once in a while, him and the resident jailbait that likes to get territorial

>>111335001
No that's me and I don't bake

>>111337167 (me)
Ig since this is the paragraphs thread I will elaborate and say I only anti starknights in the main thread. I do not anti any talents, I actually like jelly and think she's a good streamer.
However I've noticed starknights have consistently been doing the following:
>anti posting other talents
>looping drama
>numberfagging (and using numbers to anti others)
>started the whole schizobaker shit
>still baking vandalized threads
>doxnigging
>can't stop bringing up politics
>can't stop bringing up race
>inability to take criticism
>feel the need to defend shit people (like attentionwhore clippers and dramatourists)
The usual defense goes like this
>you're just a troon/clara fan/leftist/my boogeyman
I'm not a tranny or leftist and clara isn't my oshi (they still fail to realize this)
>it's a falseflag
If it was a falseflag it wouldn't be consistent behavior that has been going on for months now. Way before the February drama too.
>it's not real starknights
Similar to the last point but I can directly see the same images being used by starknights to threadshit, and when they're having normal discussions.

I know there's some good jelly fans who post but that fanbase has a persistent problem with dramafags engaging in the most annoying behavior so I will continue to call it out. Maybe just accept there's an issue and try to call it out as well so your reputation and your oshi's reputation stop taking a nosedive.

>>111338050
>Jellyfans just happen to be responsible for everything

I think she should start horny posting again

>>111338050
this is a whites only thread.

>>111338092
>>111338112
Very obvious
Also I did not say they're responsible for all threadshitting, but everything I listed I have seen with my own eyes posted by them in the past months. There is no refuting that it is a fact.

>>111338144
>very obvious
I don't think I could have been more obvious if I tried.

>>111336469
>resident jailbait
nigger what?

>>111338205
dwai, Lumi keeps her around because she's 1 of 2 women left if you don't count the wives

>>111338205
Schizo has a little cast of characters in his head and assumes everybody else knows whatever the fuck he's been having a conversation with himself about.

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>>111338233
>>111338253
oh God which of you do I shoot?

>>111338253
I guess gatekeeping wouldn't make sense to a fence-skipper

>>111338295
both please, thanks

>>111320661
I'm just gonna get mad at the summary and an amalgamation of tweets I've read in the past year, who cares dude.
>If you cannot make more than twice her pay you will have to deal with a modern woman.
I'm dealing with a modern woman no matter how trad-passing the woman in question is. I hope she's not wired into the relationship twitter because most of those people are Nigerians for some reason.
>She added that you have to be a little more humble about your prospects in that regard,
Coming from her? Damn. I just want a beautiful mid and love her and be loved, forever. I'm not settling for less because anything less is a QoL downgrade. The tradwife fantasy has nothing to do with the division of household labor, everything with actually having a wife that will have kids, love you and not divorce rape you.
>that you need to accept your lot in life
And what is my lot in life? Can I calculate this now? Or is it something to be determined as I reach or not reach my goals, post-hoc? If yes, then why accept a lot I can't determine? Take her word for it?
>and believes that she can turn any man attractive and they're just not working hard enough on themselves.
Wow she really made striving for those things sound appealing. If you try really really hard you might land an alpha widowed retired whore like Journalist Friend. Her lawyer is gonna have to write 3 paragraphs to explain how this woman has whimsy when what she's describing sounds like some sexual marketplace.
Anyways, I'm not mad at her, women think like this, my mom thinks like this, i didn't think she was different, it's just disheartening to see people nod along to the browbeating disguised as advice because they're getting a crumb.

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Lumi is so nice to me today what gives?

>>111338876
>king solomon has entered the chat

>>111339036
I told you, I don't just hate Gumis all day
>>111339065
This one is fertile and has non-performative whimsy

>>111339102
I might have gotten mad but I still love Lumi and wish her the best.

>>111339183
If we don't love her then who will?

>>111339036
it may be wise to note that you are replying to a summary made in reply to a request for the worst possible interpretation of what she said. you might be jumping the gun with the conclusions.

>>111339208
her husband, obviously.

>>111339280
ohhh God it's going to be so hard not to cringe.. but if she can do it for me I can do it for her. happy she's happy for once

>>111339280
No wonder Starbro bullied her when he was just 3 years old.

>>111339404
it's cringe because it's lumi, not because of the artistry. if you're gonna shit on her, do it properly.

>>111339280
man I wanna make fun of her but I'm holding back this time

>>111339502
tardwife..

>>111339502
the yellow fog looks like she just ripped a huge fart

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twitch.tv/kanekolumi

late lunch with jaded tardwife!

>>111340329
Thanks I forgot I was going to eat 2h ago, and then 1h but I got distracted

>>111340417
happy to help

this idol stuff is.. a lot.

>>111342420
You're not gonna believe it but I actually forgot again

>>111342471
God damn it anon go grab a protein bar or something

>>111342515
If you're curious, this is life with ADHD

I'm just gonna watch this otherwise I might forget Lumi is live and hold something in my hand as a reminder

lumi better spread her anis for me after this

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holy lmao

>>111342807
scaled model of gliese 667A to lumi's 667C? or something

this isnt sponsored is it?

>>111343071
it is

>>111343071
rapi anis

>>111339581
I take it back she killed it

>>111343285
it wasn't even that cringe til her speech kek

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okay that was a grinch heart melt moment. she got to have her idol moment.

>>111342807
Between this and that blue fox slut what is wrong with them. Absolutely disgusting. Lumi has no conviction in her beliefs if she is willing to share a stage with those lards.

>>111343416
she got to make music on someone else's dime. don't let the tism get the better of you

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>>111343479
I never want to hear her give someone shit for being a fat ass again. She has fat friends. Starknight bro was done dirty.

>>111343628
friends?

Lumi is the best GFE idol vtuber.

>>111343416
>>111343628
Outside of her immediate family, Lumi doesn’t give two shits about other people. How are people still surprised by this.

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I managed to eat dinner, 4.5h later than originally planned

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The lemon mogged, I kneel

>>111344283
one day at a time anon

>>111343208
damn right

Didn't she say she is singing today?

>>111344730
She already did, check the youtube vod (she'll upload the number later)

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Lumi is laughing at fat women

lumi cute

Why don't you like her :(

>>111347441
If you like her she will hate you because she doesn't like herself. So you need to pretend to not like her. Fascinating stuff

>>111347583
attaining peak equilibrium requires the annoyance to give way to pity. especially after recontextualizing her selective retardation away from evidence of mental clumsiness and into scar tissue proof of survival.

>>111348160
the bitch finally shows some skin

>>111344909
I wouldn't be body shaming when Saiiren is on the screen

>>111348352
I hope you made good use of that juice.

drink it.

I don't know why this is so entertaining but please proceed.

that looks delicious, I'm gonna get me some berries.

Lumi hates strawberries

>>111349097
really?

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>lumi picking strawberries

How many people in this tread are going to phase con?

>>111349771
lol no. plus, one has to preserve some mystery.

>>111349771
I would have gone if Lumi went to phasecon

lumi has some big old tits for her frame. the number is one down from her age but is she a D or a double D? they obviously look great but I just walked down some stairs that got me thinking.

>>111351068
It's a virtual avatar

>>111351192
Yeah, but she must have big tits in actuality, right?

>>111351318
All accounts she's ethnic Chinese

>>111326390
ta, I just checked the context from the mega.nz archive (2023-01-17 1:58)

she talked a lot about personality and behavior stuff, and a few minutes before the clipped part she said her manager "called her autistic today" (i.e. shortly after she talked to her about the "secret"), and then said her mod and editor are familiar with her "huge anxiety whenever she has to talk to anyone" (i.e. probably anyone "new"); immediately before the clipped part she replied to a comment about her "boomer privilege being revoked" and said she's "2 billion years old" (she was about 26); shortly after the clipped part, she talked about being "very possessive of the few friends she has" and about being stalked etc

paraphrased:
"I often see my fans say this thing about me, and whenever I see it I think 'man, if only they knew', and I feel like my fans would be really sad if they knew the truth, and I think they would treat me worse if they knew the truth, and they are lying if they say they wouldn't...but I want the truth to be known eventually, and when I reveal it on twitter, I think my fans are going to go '...what the fuck...?' even 10 years after I graduate, and revealing it is going to make me so happy...it's something I often think about at night, and it's something my manager knows about, and it's not about me being a stacy or a bitch or about the degree, and it's 'probably not what you think'"

in the context it seems like she could be referring to something about personality or mental illness, but she's an idiot if she thinks people would be turned off or be "really sad" or "go wtf after 10 years" about it, so I still think it could be something bigger (no one would go "wtf" about "btw I have such and such mental illness" or whatever, and I don't see why she would be "so happy about revealing it"); the "revealing something big 10 years after graduating" part doesn't really make sense unless it's literally something like "here's a pic of my now adult kid, surprised?", and before you say it's impossible, consider the fact that she has rich parents and that aki had TWO young kids when she joined hololive

>>111351192
yes, but I already know you are sane.

>>111351192
see?

>>111351398
chinky yellow pussy must be greasy

>>111351446
anon. if anything you said was true, this is the last place anyone would verify it and the first place people would take severe issue with including quantifiable data. you're obviously not retarded, so I am going to assume this was a good faith effort that got carried away with autism.
there is a reason she doesnt tell us the things she doesnt tell us. some she has made clear non-verbally as a filter, some biographical data that she has just fucked up with a careless comment, and some that she has kept close to her chest.
if you think you have information that is in any of those categories, then you can very indirectly and obliquely tease her about it on stream. but that's it. this shithole is the LAST place someone that is on her side would want her secrets openly posted in a format accessible to autists.
that's the one rule. do not step outside of qualatative conjecture or fact checkable biographical data.

lumi should play crimson desert. it has the same vibe as cooking. a connection to something that pre-existed the illusion and all of the sanity questioning baggage attached to it.
no one wants her burning out. not the year she finally made it. not after all the time and effort it took to get there. she's smart enough to understand how her unique dynamic provides the typical albeit ephemeral initial thrill, but lacks the means of solidifying long term familiarity. so she either goes cold or makes the small things count.

I can save Lumi

>>111355632
from what?

>>111351446
It does explain the french nipple cream, but it does not explain her line of work, why would anyone's first instinct be to become a vtuber when they already have work experience and a master's degree? Most people said she was a stacy vtuber back then that's probably locked down with a 1%er. But we can also see where that does not line up, I think there's a very specific reason she gravitated towards Pippa initially and it's related to something bad happening to her in her mid-late teens. I fully believe that she's morbid enough to joke about herself that way.

>>111355916
the only salient question is whether or not she wants to talk about it.
remarkably, she's still one of the most sensitive (attentive/invested) people I've ever encountered in any form. that's her stand out 1% trait that rarely overlaps with that economic strata. given that context, malicious investigation of the subject matter would be.. actionable. one way or another.
on the other hand, there have been times she has both very directly alluded to things and indirectly spoken of things. if some schizo felt like sharing what can easily be written off as head cannon; that would be within their purview. so the ball is where it is.

>>111355916
>It does explain the french nipple cream
Nothing explains the nipple cream.

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>>111357157
pointy nipples made for suckling babies, me, or pic related if she is being bad or good

>>111328445
>mouse
She has a disease that basically ruined her life as an adult. Plus it's not like she could hide it if she wanted to. Both because she's latina and severely impacted by it.
>A. "she has a significant bodily deformity
Idk I don't think the other girls have the self control to not treat her like some sort of wounded puppy. Plus she always brags about her genes.

>>111359658
pointy chinned whore better take her pt seriously. baby making hips don't do us much good if her back is too fucked to carry her own baby.

>>111360642
What a beauty