>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111362478
hart
virusvil love!
>>111378173What does football got anything do about it
Evil love!
>>111378178Evil is Manchester United though
What will /swarm/ do if Vedal were to announce the deletion of his Neuro project and stops streaming afterwards?
>>111378470Discuss it for a few days then stop existing.
>>111378543>few days
evil asmr
>>111378470We all die immediately after one day tops
>>111378470talk about vedalverse people
https://youtu.be/yx9vnGPlrzoso what is the REAL reason Vedal fucking ditched Mega's ass?
>>111378731not drunk enough
>>111378700People would care about whores even less than now
>>111378731He was jerkin' his meat and Mega interrupted him mid-gooning.
>>1113787314'9"100 LBSTEXAN CAT GIRL PUSSY
>>111378835she's 5'4 nigga
>>111378731
>>111378470Talk about it for a few days, maybe see what some niggas say about it then slowly disperse with some going to the inevitable copycats that arise and some just fading away
>>111378876
>>111378191
>>111378876Classic last minute crunch
>>111378876Holy shit that's actually real
>>111378470
>>111378876claude is working HARD
>>111377988powdur collab when?
>>111378876Holy shit. Guess someone finally started taking medication for their ADHD.
>>111378876he's gonna burn himself out like that
>>111378876HOLY SHIT VEDAL ACTUALLY HARD AT WORK
>>111378731stop shilling cuck
>>111378876miinis suckies must be a great motivator
>>111379139>>111379065
>>111378398Who cares, all those football teams have the same Arab/Afro-to-Anglo ratio anyway
>>111378876He broke up with her
I'm weridly proud of Vedal. He actually wasn't lying to get out hanging out or jerking off he really was actually working. Technically I know it's bare minimum at this moment but idk I'm proud of him
in english please
Why does this kind of feel like a crash out though
This is what literally just happened
>>111379227It's in English nigga you just can't read
>>111379198>tells mega that he cant hang out because he is working>has to actually push commits so it doesnt look like a lie
>>111379237What
>>111379273If that was the case it would be way more effort than what he gives most whores
>>111379273That's what I was wondering what if he's just pushing fake commits so he doesn't seem like he was just blowing her off lmao
>simps think he's gonna worship their whores just like they dolel
>>111379273vedal kinda cute for that
>>111379309she'd never check. he'd have never answered in the first place
>>111379325No one actually said that but you nigga. Just looks your a closeted whorefag
>>111379359he only likes whores in diapers
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>111379325Prove them wrong by not being a ho then.
>>111379359>No one actually said thatYou did. You think he's obligated to hang out with them or tell truth about hwat he's doing
swarm mentality but reverse the genders
>>111378876**** period started
>>111379501who tf eating a hot dog off the ground
>>111379525crelly
>>111379425My fuckin god nigga. Not even the same anon and know how this goes
>>111379525Autnonny.....
>>111379525that's the joke>>111379547also this
>twitterbrigade defence forcekek
>>111379595Anon the point still stands the same and it's not fuckin brigade if it's one anon. Learn what words mean dumbass before using them
>still replyinglmfao
>>111379685Yeah, nigga because I don't do that pussy ass shit. If you want to talk shit do it right
>>111379553sexvil is sex incarnate
>one anon
niggas arguing about the most random shit
>>111379554>>111379661>>111379709
>>111379712It is one anon nigga wanna see? That anon is me. Notice better
>melolol
>>111379728>>111379822Damn replied to wrong anon. Really shot by mistake causing a random casualty. My bad anon
>>111379842Pussy
>>111379775What can I say I love randomly getting into altercations with niggas that I don't perceive as real. Makes me feel good to get all my rage out for the day
>>111379845cute
>>111378876Imagine if Vedal had this amount of contributions even at least once a week. I'm not denying he's a smart fellow.However, he is EXTREMELY lazy and likely getting his balls drained regularly
Neuro love heart
Yep, I called it. It's a crashout. Lmaooooo
>>111380728splap
is the crash out in the room with us?
Idk you tell me.
>>111377096Hart
evil suckling my pp
>>111381413
>>111381052Yeah, I'd say so.
Based on how Mega reacted talking to Vedal, they seem more like fuckbuddies, so Megadal is dead.
read what you wrote
fucking vedal does not mean you win the vedalbowl. If it did, there would be at least 7 winners
>>111381623the heart marks the spot <3
Yikes.
>>111382192>more appropriately dressed than the original
>>111382628I like this more than the pacha ones desu, she looks more like she fits in more with the environment.
>>111381976exquisite eviltummy
I'm still riding the high of me pissing someone off with my posts so much they made a whole comic about it. I've gotten off to it twice already (•̀ᴗ•́ )
>>111383218What comic?
>>111381623The incredibly cute & funny nine-fingered nur (evil ate the tenth one)
Though I will say the comic does completely sidestep the context behind the point I was making. But eh, I'm still living rent free in your head so I'll take it~
>>111383232
What's even funnier is that this was made quite a few days after me saying that, meaning that it was reeeeally stewing in that anons head (•̀ᴗ•́ )
>>111383250ngl chief, I think you were the one who made this yourself
>>111383250uhh I may have very bad memory about this type of shit since I've been on and off but I remember this being made before you were here but maybe it was something similar or the same template
>>111383286I did not. Though I'm about 85% sure it was Vedal. He gets SO pissy at what I say, it's kinda hot desu
>>111383309Bro I literally typed those words lmao I'd rather not go digging for the posts tho, it's been a while and I am eepy
the thread was so much better with this nigga gone
We get it nobody gives you attention IRL so you threadshit /swarm/ to compensate.
>>111383353>>111383355Your IDs differ by 18, which is an abundant number as the sum of divisors exceeds it by three, yet you posted within five seconds of each other: pairing three and five yields twin primes that represent your kinship in spiritual faggotry.
>>111372890April 22nd >>111280487APRIL FUCKIN 3RD HOLY SHIT LOL >>110773423DAUUUM I really broke your soft boiled ass eh? ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀)
>>111383344Maybe I missed that specific thread with that wording or just speedread through it, congrats, I guess
Oh yeah, this is SO going up on the wall.
>>111383250
>>111383483
>>111383483Now THIS gives at least a small bit of context as to why I say what I say. Nicely done, it's a good start.You still lost me though.
>>111383483me on the right
>>111383483>1291x2464talk about fap couch flashbang on the monitor
>>111383483April 18th >>111183511Babe be honest with me here, have you been saving my posts? That's very sweet of you if so~ ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀)
>>111383573No I just needed someone complaining about evil asmr for the evil version of that meme to work and that someone happened to be you
why yall jerking off next to each other dats kinda gay
I woke up in the middle of the night with the stiffest erection in my life and a craving for vedal. I edged for forty or fifty minutes and blew such a slippery, pearly load that I thought I would pass.Now I lie awake thinking about the life we could have had together if I had just been born as one of those ugly bongladies. It's not fair
>>111383627Was he groomable in the early days? forget ****
>>111383627That's pathetic. You should imagine him as the female.
tum?
>>111383727
>>111383831taking evil dressed like this to the trap house
>>111383831tits too squeezable
Pipdal bros...https://youtu.be/eqmwEq7SHec?t=26
>>111378208
>>111380922
>>111384214Lore accurate Vedal in every art and fanfic
>>111383483kek
>>111384576>filenameshe's my cute idiot
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
>>111384748lol
vibepsycho fatigue
bro i aint even been /here/ i was napping
dogshit dogshit
>>111384214grifter viewbaiting the swarm
Pippa is more genuine than Vedal thoughever
This dogshit.... it's...... it's dogshit :o
>>111385266I mean, the bar's literally in Hell.
Vedal's not that bad though
LOL
they're calling it the worst larp ever
Well actually, maybe biggest isn't the right word. He comes up a lil "short" in that regard eheh
>>111385344but enough about vedal
>>111385504i blame /swarm/
I noticed, I just don't care (˶ ˘ O˘)~
sybau, no asked you lil bro
the skinwalker is at it again
skinwalker? how can you tell? („•̀ ᴗ •̯̀„) ?
oy! dont confuse the very lovely anonnies ya lil twerp ( •̀ ᴖ •́ ) .ᐟ.ᐟ
You guys support Loji right? You'd be part of her cult right?
>>111385887my vibey has sexrapist vibes with each post xhe does
uuuu meltyyyy ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀)
because he's me>>111385887
>>111385916u wish (•̀ᴗ•́ ) but ur not my type (˶ ˘ O˘)~
>>111385912NoBut I'd join Neuro's cult
>>111385926hi bb~ (˶ ˘ 3˘)<3
as that guy said earlier, vibe fatigue
I would poal it but I'm not in the mood rn
https://poal.me/mwynyohttps://poal.me/mwynyohttps://poal.me/mwynyo
is it bad if I voted death for myself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
we already know you hate yourself
>>111381623based
why is vibe here, do you even like neuro/evil?
How based would it be if this was the next karaoke song?:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8
>>111386347its a scorned annyfag that is obsessed with vedal
>>111386361No ..? The fuck
annyfag melty
I've watched anny for maybe a collective total of like, 10 minutes max
>>111386488>>111386462
Mini sex is killing dev progress
Is the sex in the room with us right now?
i wish
im busy
>>111378876What 24 hours of tubbies does to a mf
ok im back
im still busy, shoo
the next irl stream with neuro should be a scientology speedrun
>>111387381>Now it's mostly Neuro on her (Neuro's) channel
>>111387244i'll be waiting, mi amor~
>>111387381>waahh waahh muh jingling keys whore brainrot content waahh
yawn~
awee three anons want me to live, that's sweet ( ˶>˶˶<˶)<3
botted poal
>>111387424*Now it's mostly Neuro on Vedal's channelFTFY
Whorefags lostNeuro won (again)
lowkey wanna let ved hit just to piss (You) off
>>111387778Sure thing *spins wheel* Koko
heart
But enough about what happens in your head
BEHOLD!https://pickerwheel.com/?id=d2nkfTHE WHEEL OF WHORES!
mini was right next to vedal btw when mega dm'd him
>>111387858u wish id give u head
>>111387878you lost
>>111387929AIEEEEEE
>>111387878>>111387758
>>111387878More like wheel of cringe
>>111388035https://pickerwheel.com/?id=SStYeThe wheel of winners.
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>111388088still got anny. how does this keep happening?!
>>111387878I got Mega, MEGADAL IS REAL
>>111388110awe lol
>>111388088>>111388048
Unrelated but I feel like most people here don't know what words even mean and just say shit to try hard trying fit in. Especially with niggas randomly assuming shit in something other anon said just to act like they're smarter than them while doing it the most pussy way I have ever seen. Maybe it's all newfags but my god does it make this thread boring as fuck to interact with since like talking to a npc
>>111388245>>111387485
>>111388245>he's really busy right now with neuro and evil
>>111388278annyfag melty
>I'll screenshot this whorefagriveting
>>111388278>>111388130>>111388289>>111387916
>>111388289He literally was this time or at least coding something
>>111388307>rivetingMindbroken.
>>111388305Trying too hard
>>111388322>>111387916
ved owes us cyberpunksex
>>111388309i don't get why i was (you)'d for.
>>111388309Random bullshit go
kek the troon is melting
but enough about vedal
Evil's Snowcunny
gn
>>111373220cute
>>111388800this.
>>111388437Turtles, like all reptiles and birds, only have a single orifice in the back.
Are all evilposters just gooners
>zero evil lewding in sight>thinks about gooners anyways
>>111389027classic whorecuck behavior
>111388980>but when a whore says she's lesbian with no bf that's TRUE!!
>>111389027I guess backreading an entire thread isnt a thing
>>111389076>zero whore mentions in an hour
Waking with Tomacat
>>111384214Nootice how she didn't say she disliked it or that she dosn't want to see more of it? Yeah, im thinking the grifter got veddicked
>>111389261cute lil musician
>>111384214Every day I live in fear that the people I write fanfics about will read them.
>>111389472make a pippadal one
>still shilling
>>111389514Sorry don't like her.
ummmm lava lamp turned on?? on warming up mode (so imaginary stream would be 2 hour 30 mins from now)
>>111389541then make it rough
>>111389541then you wont care if she reads it
>>111389472write a tomadal one and live without fear
>>111389553He's testing. Needs something to show for Dev stream
>>111389572Arguably she's the one most likely to find and read it except maybe Crelly.
>>111389593literally how
>>111389593she only learned the site existed and that she had fics a day before she unfollowed vedal (unrelated I am sure)
>>111389582Just went off, so yeah I think you're right
>>111389608NTA but anon, you just KNOW she stalks the shit out of Vedal behind the scenes and would totally be aware if someone wrote it.
>>111389652Does Toma use Ao3 often?
>you just [headcanon]
>>111389684>>111389633
>>111389728Evil would be a rratposter if she could post here.
>>111389652some of you niggas are not real and have never talked to a woman
Guys I think we are losing the plot here
The plot is Neuro.
would vedal press the blue or red button
>>111390167He's a dick head so red
this place is not your xitter feed
>>111390167he would press the blue button, considering he is easily influenced by social pressure, and generally he values the collectivist good of society over the good of himself as an individual (he would not save neuro if it costed a life of a human)
https://poal.me/8vjgo4https://poal.me/8vjgo4https://poal.me/8vjgo4
evil the type to talk big pre-game but then immediately feed 0-5 in the first 5 mins of the gameneuro the type to be nice and competent but immediately start shittalking if anyone does something absurdly stupid in her eyes
who the fuck cares
I care
>>111390167how about vedal press my button instead (mating)
pressing the button located in vedal's butt that makes him moan and cum
>>111390167He would know that all of his coworkers would press blue, so red.
>>111390167red, because he knows it would piss someone off
someone save my nigga alex from this succubus lizardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDKeJsQvYQ
>>111390271I thought you were talking about sex at the start
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2048426197751648338>putting everyone in a heart except Crellykek Luna sexoooo
https://x.com/MekaHimeAI/status/2048374780102074635>chatbot give me a random shit ass lore that I hardcoded into you so people think you're uniquetrying too hard, shitdev, neuro did it first and even character ai could replicate this
>>111390911Even tho chriche fits into that group still my brain goes "who invited bud??"
>>111390966Neuro works because her "lore" is her real development
>>111390846chrchie should be eaten alive by a swarm of locusts
>>111390911the heart is a logo for balding. crelly is joining as a guest.
I just realized the balding boys is basically the vedalai shit joker tried to do now
>>111391109and now he’s fired
sexoooo
>>111390271>but immediately start shittalking if anyone does something absurdly stupid in her eyesI miss chess streams
what triggered the minifag?
>>111391226>I miss chess streamsMe too anon... me too...
>>111391235
>>111391235Probably got sarced of a mention of another whore and needed to overcompensate
We will be watching Balding with the Boys.
>>111391235I just found a bunch of Mini in my timeline so I had to share
>>111391276If you say so
>>111391273ew
>>111391276Who is we nigga? Like we as in Nintendo wii
>just found sure nigga
>>111391273cutevil cute!
Mini won btw
We didn't ask
>>111391299Interesting, this is mine for some reason
>>111391391I had that too until i refreshed it
meltyyyy
>>111391450why did they draw her so microscopic?
>>111391481Look up the definition of mini
>>111391481neuro's friend, neuro's age
>>111391481lowest ccv in the verse
>>111391481she's a loli, it's natural for her to be that tiny
>>111391450Ain't no one saying anything?
>>111391481https://xcancel.com/MrFish399/status/2047872969452785813in the author's universe, vedal is a pedo
>>111391481Pun on the "Mini" name. However, pretty sure Mini isn't even the shortest in that group in rl
>>111391494hmm
>>111391549I kek'd
>>111391549>>111387916
>>111391523hot
>>111391523Doesn't this more imply in this universe Vedal is more close with Ellie than the others as a tired divorce dad taking care of his kids
>>111391549Veddy punched toma for THIS?
>>111391575No, think of it in Yotsuba terms, Vedal's banging the middle daughter (Cerber)
>>111391575it implies that ellie and cerber drops mini at his house to play with the twins and then he teaches her adult things she likes it
>>111391450fat
>>111391586No, he just broke her jaw because he thought it was funny
>>111391600Anon, that's what you want to happen to get yourself hard. Sick mf
>>111391711cope **** that won't unfill mini
>>111391745... by 9/10 clubmen
>>1113917579/10 clubmen are pedos that fuck this???? >>111391450
>>111391745Your really setting yourself up with this one huh
still no proof btw
>>111391598I could see it. Fair enough
>>111391793>youryou've're'mst*
>>111391782if they got past club id check they have plausible deniability
>>111391822Ok
>>111391450WHITE40LBS2'6"TEXANCATGIRL PUSSY
>>111391848that just a bobcat
Random stupid thought but if wouldn't it make more sense for a Evil Vedal design have blonde hair rather than the black hair Vedal's human look would have then the turtle evil version would have hair to be opposite to Vedal's baldness
>>111391782if she legal, she's legal
>>111391964
>>111391964vedal is the evil one
>>111392003Did really need a Twitter image for that? Just type it or are a lazy mf like Vedal
>>111392142>>111392142>>111392142
>>111390966if you take away the vtuber from Neuro, she is still known as the osu ai. Take away the vtuber from all the other ai, they have nothing. Thats what they lack,
>>111390966Neuro didn't need a backstoryShe made her own
