A thread for the Mystical Maiden of Murder, Mori Calliope
>people on my TL saying it's mori calliope on the soundtrack for that new gamecan you all please control yourselves
>>111390770It is thoughbeit?
Isn’t this a recreation of the eye gif? https://x.com/moricalliope/status/2048447832739520610
>>111391221
Anal sex with Mori Calliope
>>111389986Moi should play a Fatal Frame game
>>111392812Mori's butthole is for tender loving make out sessions with
Ci
huge fucking Cinis
>>111394714Wo-woah
>streams are gonna be in the morning for a bitMori making me wake up like a normal person..
Mori shouldnplay mass effect too
>>111392812Hope you have a gas mask because it's stinky back there.
>>111399802>it's stinky back there.Sadly for you smellfetishbro, Mori showers like twice a day
>>111399862Reminder she smells like vanilla!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yJgD4LfuYYwMort
>>111403332One of Mel's greatest contributions to Holo was letting us know this
>>111405662cuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeee
This just inhttps://x.com/moricalliope/status/2048747901623640509
>cleared the superchat backlog>clearing the drawbeats backlog>clearing the karaoke promises in one monthhmm
>>111411433Keep graduation begging, it never gets old
>>111411497Ngl, if she graduates, there is no place for us to go to. Her other job is a flesh singer with a token cartoon avatar. Devastating to think about.
>>111411433She just renew the backlog with Darksiders playthrough.
>>111411433you forgot>starts double dipping again with promises of more to come
>>111412567>you forgot*I forgot Is probably what you meant to say
Talk about graduation, who has the highest risk percentage?
>>111414260your loved ones, oops wait, you don't have any
meep
>>111416784
>>111418503He didn't morp though, he meeped
>>111418503Th-this is bullshit!
>>111421650That's a MASSIVE hood for such a small reaper....
>>111421650>>111422120Should be bigger
mori really like dark souls...
>>111422912She should play Lords of the Fallen (2)
>>111424428She should play Nioh (2)!
I'm meeping right now
Why does she act like she likes DMC?
>>111426381>actWhat counts as actually liking it to you?
>Referencing giantdad.The guy who made that meme got both cucked by his girlfriend and got sent back to Venezuela, apparently.
>>111428557A lesson to NEVER let your immigration status hinge on some bitch dodging marriage discussions
>>111429284I guess the only positive to come out of it is that Madero got assfucked by Delta force, so Venezuela's not as shit politically as it could have been. It *could* get better from there. Hopefully.
>>111430460LAHG!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz0PngYV5vMExtra Meeping tomorrow btw
>>111421650Cool bra design, not gonna lie
>>111431671She's meeping me too much..
>>111431671>"Normalize not streaming 14 hours a day">schedules three streams for next dayKek, this reaper
I can't stop fapping to her rm
ok so what was the point of doing that song on the other side if she's only hired as a performer and not a lyricist, like wut
>>111434440Morpits
>>111438877big fat FUCKING meepers
>>111437403Clout
For all her "I'm gonna be here till the end" talk she really doesn't have any confidence in things working out. Non of the top holo's like suisei, marine, miko and pekora have to to do side gigs or have a RM anymore because they know it muddy the water.
>>111440646none of their RM stuff is as big and notable as Mori's makes sense to get some music done as a musical artist>>111439793nah, I think this song just couldn't make it through holo red tape
>>111440833that's the point they don't need a RM cause they know it's holo all the way
>>111440646She does it for fun
>>111440646How did that work out for Clara, Brownshit?
>>111441000>that's the point they don't need a RMYour framing of this is dumb tbhdesuThey either never truly had roommates to begin with in Suisei/Marine, or they were so tiny and small that there's nothing worth going back to like Pekora/Miko
>>111442564Suisei is also in a situation where she doesn't need Cover's permission to do music related stuff Mori just loves making music and just a handful falling to the other side makes sense
>>111442077the project that's getting tracking on gets a bunch of retweets and mention from her meanwhile other project just gets the pity mention lol
>>111443106twitter*
>>111442630she done a song with Aiobahn before there was no problem this is just her farming good girl points for when she jumps ships
>>111443240no reading comprehension, no mental capacity, just a straight up retard, bet you can't even write in your mother language as well, probably cuz you get beat by your mother
>>111443320she just wants to put her name on as much slop as she can in hopes that something finally makes her popular
>>111443396>makes her popularShe already is popular retardkun, your the only person on the entire board who pretends like she's already wide known lol
>>111443396you're talking to a brick wall my dude and the wall makes more sense
>>111443728she's know as mori calliope and the only reason she even gets gigs on her RM is because of that.
>>111443778>she's know as mori calliope and the only reason she even gets gigs on her RMThis is just really petty and bitchy way of saying the only reason why she gets gigs because she's widely known for being talented lol
>>111443828cope all you want she only gets notice because of blue dorito everyone knows this, look all the graduate and how they're doing lol
>>111443895>blue doritoonly containment breaking third worlders use this termguess you can't get a hobby when you're poor af and have to resort to "funposting"
>>111444032it's okay debbie just keep funding her mansion like a good boy
>>111444032It's obvious that he is a numberfag, i don't understand why he cares about mori if numbers monkeys hate mori.
>>111444088oh, i see. you actually have no grasp of economic fundamentals or even the basics of the entertainment industry and being a hobbyist . are you on the wrong board? site? you're def one of those who exclaim "board culture" and only came here post 2016
>>111444174Member stream tonight be sure to send lots of supa! remember she needs all that support
>>111443895>she only gets notice because of blue doritoYeah but that's besides the point, retard. You insinuating that she "needs attach her name project in hopes of finally being popular!!!" is a retarded and redundant statement when she's already one of the most popular vtubers ever, she doesn't *need* to shit lol, if she were to ever jump ship people would followYou're even aware of this which why you've introduced this cope of "p-people only know her because Holo!!" as disqualifier as if she's supposed to feel bad/embarrassed about that, but that's like telling Paul McCartney "people only know about you because you were in The Beatles!!" and excepting him to give a fuck lol>look all the graduate and how they're doingFine? Most of are 5views and all of them make enough money to be streamers as a full-time jobs, this isn't the own you think it is lmao
>>111444219griefous, you really can't help but give yourself away by typing and regurgitating your stock npc lines huhcan't believe you mald so easily lil kid
>>111444308even as a holo she one the least popular streamers and only gets views cause no one is on and before you say it's not true yes it is any time a big collab happens she's always last in views or second to last. The only reason she even has success in music is because her competition within EN is non existence and the only one that could have competed with her is a lazy piece of shit that graduated.
>>111444449>the only one that could compete couldn't compete>hurrrr ccvShe's still hitting millions on song views while youtube's algorithm is still raping TOP PERFORMING JPs
its true, if you take into account the fact that mercury was in retrograde and properly interpret the behavior of the divine chickens, shes a huge failure
>>111444449>even as a holo she one the least popular streamersThis is so demonstrably false and easily disprovable if you've looked at vstats or vrabi a singular time everNot even gonna dignify the rest of that dribble you wrote cuz it's clear you're just a seething faggot making vibes-based arguments now lol
>>111444554lollmao even
>>111444554she outperforms a lot of these collab stream CCV that's higher than her in vod views, you know the actual metric that contributes to money and growthalso, don't bring up that she doubled her limited stock and sold out when there's plenty who can't even sell out their own regular stock
>>111444633Scared to show earlier MVs?
>>111444633Koyori is a top performer and she just dumped on a Marine-tier MV that's only at 300k after a monthThe only way to actually gauge a holo's reach and success is in things that aren't at the whim of some pajeet's AI vibecode, like sponsorships, spotify views, and appearancesAppearing in front of THE EMPEROR OF JAPAN swings a bit higher than jeetcode ccv
>>111444633looks better than tons of holos recent MV views. even suisei and marine aren't doing well compared to past works
>>111444761The last back-end change absolutely RAPED algo push thanks to kpop sisters AGAIN
>>111444633What youre showing me here is almost two million views on her catalog across four of her b-sides over three months.
Gigi ate morpi food after blowing her money..
>>111444633It's really funny when a supposed ""numberfag"" has no frame of reference for good/bad numbers are relative to the rest of Holo, cuz IN_MY_HEAD is one of the fastest growing covers in Holo as of late but you underlined her getting 350k views in 3 weeks as if that's bad lol
"You're only big because no one can compete with you" is a very fucking funny line to come at someone with btw. Potential Man is real and strong and my friend and hes going to kick your ass on Tuesday.
>>111444915Cute.......
>>111444958She so popular surely she can at least get 3 millions subs at least? even marine was able to catch gura
>>111444938straight up from that "chumbie" schizo, you can literally link all the seethe here to containment breaking tourists grifting this hobby, they don't watch streams, just thread read and gossip like their third world aunties.
>>111444915Mori should make her some tacos
>>111445080oops. meant for this>>111444958 but it works, cause it's the same drivel
I'm not gonna read what has been posted itt while I was at work, but I like the songs
"She's only big because of Holo" is also pretty funny as that is almost universal across every member Jp/En and Id. Would Fauna's and Ame's indie careers have taken off as much if it wasn't for Holo as well?No, they could have been decent indies but those numbers are only possible because they took their old core base with them. Everything comes down to this: Mori is one of the big leagues of Holo in general, is renowned in the origination and is creeping her toes into the even bigger leagues. Every artist she's worked with can't seem to sing her praises high enough and she serves as a big pillar of inspiration for newer generations of Holos and English Vtubers as a whole. So go and continue your slander, you had your chance back in the early days of 2020 to 22.We are in a golden age now, don't take out your frustrations that your oshi couldn't live up to her potential out on us.
>>111445070"If youre successful in your chosen lane, why aren't you successful by ALL metrics?"
>>111445366>We are in a golden age nowthe golden ages was back in 2020-22 it's nothing but down hill from here the cracks are already showing with cover cutting out the homo and no potential new girls for EN also the absolute disastrous handling of the upcoming concert
>>111445650>the golden ages was back in 2020-22Maybe if you're a chumbud
Did anyone else have a slow burn thing with Mori? When I started watching her in 2021 I liked her well enough but found her weeb rapper that loves Shrek and Adam Sandler schtick to be cringy. I watched Gura a lot more but over time Mori became my most watched and at this point I think I would die for her. It might simply be because she opened up more over time and stopped feeling like she had to halfway play a character being in hololive, idk
>>111445650They announced auditions were open for EN last fall. EN5 is coming.
>>111446463EN5 will have someone who plays runescape professionally
>>111446436That's because her genuinely liking Japanese Rap for her to go to Japan itself is bigger otaku cred than any list of anime watched. Which is why people laugh whenever Mori is called a fake otaku.
>>111448129mori was also an /a/fag and watched just as much as most of holo,
>>111446436nah, I fell hard for her after like a month of watching her streams, and her becoming more chill was just adding on top
It's funnier when you consider that everything they projected to Mori, actually happened with one of the board "darlings", Fauna.>secretly dating a holostar>used time in Hololive as a stepping stone for indie career>surface-level anime fan.
>>111448323you're just as retarded as moriantis btw
personally gaming streams are my least favorite members content. just seems like filler
>>111448323all three of those thing apply to mori as well just change holostar to Fake type
>>111448537>retardedJust stating out facts, not like randon and her being married isn't the truth.
>>111448786DATED. They tried it before Holo, so no foul done. Hamhat is a sissy, his own words, not mine.
>>111448810>factskys fakebeat
>>111448835>before Holo
>>111444633why does that album trailer have 1 million views?
>>111446182is that spoiler true
>>111448786>all three of those thing apply to mori as wellOnly in your dreams, cuck
>>111448942I told you Dyes was a top
>>111448835if mori wanted actual japs who preferred thick white booty, she was in the wrong type of rap scene
Lets go new merch just dropped!!!
I'm getting my free ice cream treat
is she really that down bad for money now?
>>111449288>>111449536Nigga, what the FUCK are you even talking about??? Did getting shit on earlier rattle you this badly? lmao
Do you think this page is a deep cut for her?
>>111449701yes
I was hoping for a re-run of that old shirt and lunchbox but I'll still grab this new set and you should too if you really want to support her for real
>>111449701No, I think Zane's page was prolly closer to home
We need a return of shitty horror movie watchalongs
>>111450175>shitty horror movie Any examples?
>>111450255
>>111448323>/森カリオペ/ hates NimiNapcucks... Not like this...
>>111450296Lmao I remember this one. Good movie.
Someone suggest this Coolpunk song for Mori's unarchived karaoke
>>111450641https://youtu.be/jWUTGwYTQwo?si=LWMAZANL6PQIUmbYkind of a spoiler but I only semi-ironically want her to do this one
Kruncher is a cooler name than Chowder man
>You will NEVER be as cool the Chowder manHow do I cope..?
HELL YEAH BROTHER
I stand with gooper!
>I stand with Goober
WE ARE GUMSHOE GOOPERWE CARRY THE FLAME
>>111452032Kek
oh the holodreams thing is live?
>>111452591I figured the other streams were as well
MUSHI LOVE
>>111448323I wouldn't say Mori can even use her vtuber fame to boost her indie career because there is a huge disconnection between the two, one being an anime jpeg and one being a real human being in flesh without any sort of annonymous avatar.
>Irys/biboo collab>kronii/roara collabmaybe mori is the problem?
>>111453335There is no real friendship in youtubing.
>He's still posting mods are asleep, post gooper
>>111453441Long may he live!
>>111453441
>Mori goes a short tirade about possibly cutting down streams>Is streaming 3 times todayI feel like this happens a lot kek
>>111437403Back up, I'm pretty sure she did the lyrics too?
>>111454006If the numbers keep going up, why stop?
Chibi Mori cute
Okii na Mori cool
>>111456119Mmmmmm, Mori milk.......
This Chibi is kinda sexy bros......
>>111456266HOLY SEX
>>111456974A criime on par with taking away the hat from a touhou.
Oldbeats, please humor me:Morpo has definitely sung an overlord OP for one of her lives right? All I can find is a performance of hollow hunger with Mel.
>>111457281https://youtu.be/sdzbH7LX80w?t=1367Were you thinking of this?
So cool
>>111458341Whoever was responsible for this deserves a raise
>>111458602Squishy Morps
Yea the shots game is already doing numbers, smart business decision on her part.
>>111457474KinoO shit, a redbeat
>Homo brand got shot off>Immediately streaming twice a day Looks like the welfare has dried up
>>111411339>rock and metalReally want her to do a TOOL song
>>111461927House fund can never be too large obviously
>chibireviews gets into vtubers.>viral posts talking about moris side projects like the roulette game.>gets into tard fights with the sharty and kiwi-farms.Can mori really afford to make another account in chud central(Instagram)?
>>111462483Fitting you mention him here. Ya know since his brother is a bone chair now
>>111462483>Chud centerXwitter, which she has an account already.
wtf why is she awake at this hour
>>111463636Luv streamin'
>>111463636gotta make that money before the well dries up
White woman went to japan for a few years and already overwork like a Japanese.
>>111462336she's never even heard of tool. You'll be getting anime metal songs at the most
>Over 5 hours Pragmata>Btw, Darksiders tomorrowShe is either grinding for the sake of grinding or spent all of her salary on something else
>>111461927>>111463790>>111465569>>111464001>Mori: I want to stream 1000 hours this year>*Mori streams a lot*>"Z-zomg why is she streaming so much!?!? could be she's le out of money!?!?"God damn faggot, how many times are you gonna spam this angle in this slow ass threadHolo don't even make money off streaming you newfag retard
>>111467667>literally built the company/brand off streaming>Holo don't even make money off streamingimagine being this retarded
>>111465569Mori spent all her money being findommed by Suisei…
>>111465569well yes duh, she has a house to pay remember?
>>111467879>>literally built the company/brand off streamingIts not 2020 anymore dumbfuck, the "brand" is built off concerts and merch>imagine being this retardedYeah, I agree imagine being too retarded to read Cover's quarterly reports lol
>>111468085jesus no wonder cover has gone to shit they basically abandon all things that made them good.Guess we know why she suddenly started pump out thing on her RM
>>111468173>Get proven wrong>Cope with "C-cover sucks now!!!"You lostHololive won
>>111462483Don't forget any drama involving null automatically gets Ethan Ralph's attention and I am sure ethan had a viral tweet one time trashing mori.
>>111468282>Ethan Ralphliterally who?
I can't believe they put Mori in as a League skin for Annie..
God fucking dammit can she stop streaming so much. I can't exactly shitpost about her lazy ass if she doesn't give me material to work with.
More Mori tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/live/F-fqVoYovFE
>>111465569It's Golden Week dumbass
>>111470536Cute charms and chute Mori!
To honest with you guys, I don't really see the hype for this game
>>111476700Yeah, I'm not getting much out of it other than slight nostalgia induced by Warcraft aesthetics. At least it's visually easy to read.
>>111476829Yeah, it's not bad or anything it sorta reminds of that era in the late 2000s/early 2010s where a bunch of dev studios were trying make their own version of God of War
>>111476700That's the same criticism when it came out. Both games were flops but people are looking back at them fondly now because they do have artistic merits.
>>111476700it's great game series but I like WoW so maybe that's just me
She is gonna simp for Death so hard if she decides to play the second game after this.
>>111477255Darksiders 2 is when it goes full Warcraft with rpg loots. I prefer Death over War when it comes to character writing.
I remember playing this game, but I don't remember the story at all.
>>111472768You are assumming the Japanese watch her English streams.
>>111477470I remember vaguely cuz I rented from Hollywood Videos lol, something about War getting framed for starting the Apocalypse early and having to clean his name and kill a bunch of people while doing it
>>111477535The charred council framed him by summoning only him instead of all 4.
Rip Darksiders griffon
God its frustrating watching Calli play this
>>111479062>Calli
>>111479076Yes? That IS what most of the other members refer to her by.
This game seems too big brain for her
>>111479142Bro thinks he's a holomem
>>111479362Dead Beats are Holomems now? Because im referring to other dead beat members
I prefer calling her Mortis
>She watched TuskHer mind is going to some really dark places...
>>111476700just caught up with the vod and not sure what I was expecting but man this game seems like some mediocre slop maybe the other games are better but from this initial impression I'm really not looking forward to this arc
>>111480813>maybe the other games are better but from this initial impression I'm really not looking forward to this arcFrom I understand the 2nd game is the one people love the most
>>1114814462nd one is better yeah
What? Did they just copy her or took a suggestion from her? https://x.com/hololive_en/status/2049798417396666709
>>111483660Huh, that's strangIs it just those two?
>>111483660She’s entered the animal stacking game tournament againhttps://x.com/takanelui/status/2049791842473165113
>>111483808I belive I the morpstack
>>111483660Hmmm https://x.com/moricalliope/status/2049835360755347589
sex
>>111486639
>>111486639..with Ci
>>111487874Do NOT!
If Mori enjoys Darksiders so much than she'd for sure love Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
>>111490121Didn't those games get remastered recently?
>>111490219https://store.steampowered.com/app/2521380/Legacy_of_Kain_Soul_Reaver_12_Remastered/yeah
>>111490121could meepo handle all the block puzzles?
>>111486639With...Fra?
>>111491473Like a warrior..
Do you know what day it is today?
>>111495536April 30th..?
>>111496397That's right. Mori Calliope took office as the first president of the United Morps of America 200 years ago today. And it happened right here.
>>111497404She's going to declare another independence, the end of the Morpatriots' secret rule......
>>111498519what does Morlalilulelo even mean
>>111499620>Golden week bikini MamaMoriHoly BASED
no stream today?
>>111500430It's already 6pm, so no unless she does a guerrilla at JP hours
>>111500544
>>111500820No...............
>>111500820she such a goobert
>no morbi to watch tonight>also my team is doing every they can to throw the match
>>111500820Yeah its over...
Mori should do a watchalong of the Kentucky Derby
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5s2HWk4Q4New Mort
>>111483660>>111485871so do we just ignore the fact they straight up yoink her idea and name for it
>>111500820Morpi suffering..
Did you all just forget about this?https://holodex.net/watch/T9FBeiJuG0k
>>111505755TODAY?!I thought it'd be longer notice, oops
>>111505755Oh shit, is this TODAY??I thought it was just a pre-program or something
How many women has Mori plapped?
>>111506501If Mori was born with a penis, I think she would be a fuckboi lol
>>111506825Calmdown Amli
>>111505755>>111506151>>111505798That's the lottery that decides the brackets not the actual tournament
>>111507297Nahone....
Forest in Fall confirmed.
>>111507763Oh neat, she gets a first round bye?
>>111507763Wait nevermind, she's fighting the winner of RaraDeso
gnite
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/2050200161822146853morper...
>>111509997Her boyfriend dumped her.
>>111509997https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFuRR0z5THQKgryWPkAPui_rRtmNyeuM_
>>111509997rip bozo
>>111510336she never had one
>>111510732Her favorite stallion died.
>>111510361
>>111511037It's now a deadbeat.....
>>111509997the end of myth is near
>>111510663>>111511681She'll get back stronger than ever
Behead those who disrespect my boy.
>>111511681nahthe remaining members are mentally strong and have good work ethics
>>111512137Kanata is stronger lol
Cover always operates on a pendulum of retardation. One way and they're doing some really cool things and helping talents; then the next they're doing stuff like fucking up ticket sales and screwing over talents & fans. Mori has been through it enough and knows herself enough now to walk away in the bad moments. Rest up, reaper.
>>111512555Middle management is ALWAYS a/the problem
>>111512437Because she quit?
I'm worried what this hiatus will do to her ccv
>>111513341That's not where her big bucks come from
>>111513462not everything is about money
>>111513534Not everything is about numberfaggotry either
>>111513341holostars tier in 2 weeks
>>111513341>>111513724You're so retarded
>>111513341Might actually give her a small drama buff when she comes back for one stream maybe.
>>111511037Mori should take this time off to appreciate Thoroughbred Horse Racing at Churchill Downs this weekend
>>111513341CCV doesn't matter to Mori, only MV numbers and album sales, and those won't be affected by her break.
>>111510361membership ran out and payday isn't for another week. got a tldr?
https://x.com/old_metal_666/status/2050242547201847432/photo/1Morp ass and my face
I'm going to picnic! I mean panic!
>>111514989make yourself a bagel sandwich
>Most of people voted Darksiders>Took hiatus just to Not play itC'mon Mori, the game is not even that bad.https://x.com/moricalliope/status/2049837852855509451
>>111516508No no, darkSTRIDERSShe was going to paint a t'au army
>>111516633The fake Russian lesbians??
Just saw the news, my condolences deadbeats
>>111517363Myth will soon only be Kiara.....
>>111510336for really? guess I'll resub
Why does Mori always doompost herself like this? Oh right, she is a reaper.
>>111517523Don't get your hopes up
