>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111392142
hart!
>>111400511This is what this general is all about
nintoddlers truly are insufferrable
miserable ahh
Neuro love heart heart
>>111400511Mini tanked that btw
Evil love!
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>111401109This general is about Neuro though.
wdsmbt
>>111401135retarded shill trying to smear his shit everywhere
>>111401231She layed 7 eggs yesterday Vedal's been working hard
>>111401231Neuro's pet will be a bird?
>>111401115yjk that **** would've played that on stream and she would've made the family real and they would've gotten a baby, it would've been the most kino moment in the verse
IJK I want to **** Evil's hairless **** and enjoy the nectars '****" out of the ******
>>111401311It's been 2 years bro
>>111401361IJK I want to anny Evil's hairless mini and enjoy the nectars 'toma" out of the crelly
>>111401231It means she is winning
Y A W N
>>111401420suicide worthy information
Who the fuck is Vesela
>>111400511goth-maxxing?
>https://vedal.ai/bytes/soup.htmlHas anyone ever actually tried this recipe out? Was it good?
>>111401246but enough about neurotards
>>111400511Ellie running out nowhere got me
>>111401767This is the Neuro thread though.
>>111400511I cant get over how ugly vedal is please fix that mfer
>>111401843canon
>>111401843That nigga a guppy
What are the chances that for tomorrow's dev stream we get:1. v3 progress update2. concert plans update3. future game integration forecast4. future IRL stream or convention event prospects5. more outfits in the works
>>1114019961%1%10%5%10%Youll get a new song anouncement with 2 hours of filler about the rewrite and be happy
>>111402109rape all three
v-mini is canon btw
>>111402109What is with the swarm beacon retards and their obsession with nere? Those niggas can't go one clip without mentioning her.
>>111402109
horrendous backread
>>111402109slop
https://xcancel.com/localpervert5/status/2028123185036554288
>>111402326because nere is sex
I don't see how that is related to Neuro sama.
>>111402511there are a lot of things I want to say
>>111402109disgusting
>>111402666Well?
>>111402666satan pussying out
>>111402511Trash art I fear. Something about it just off in way that isn't sexual in the slightest
yawnthe fad is so ded it was taken over by pedos and other creators' fansrip
veddy tomorrow~
>>111402913
Sex with Tomidol
heart
>>111402948bleh
>>111402913I wouldnt call vedal a creator
>>111403192He created Neuro though
>>111402109Evil mega rape
>>1114019961 it's being "worked" on 2 afaik he still doesn't have the hologram tech so he'll just repeat 13 sts2 and some oc games like wordle and minesweeper 4 years away5 this year probably before the subathon.
>>111402321Nope nurdal is the only Canon choice
>niggas think Vedal will "get" the hologram techroru rumao
>>111402913Vedal won vibe lost
>>111403410Doomsissies ALWAYS lose btw. Can't wait to show pics from the concert =^)
I believe another RICE purity test is due for /swarm/:>https://ricepuritytest.com/Let's see how much (You)'ve developed, if you ever did at allOr if you're a newfag what your initial score is
concert announcement in 2 weeks
>>111403454What I meant is that he doesn't "get" the tech, he will rent it from a venue that can bolt it to a performance
not clicking that
fucking dog ass site niggaget rid off this stupid captchaour thread is already dogshit as it is, only bots and miniggers are here, shit is unusable
>>111403410We well known bands and corporations at focus in on this stuff have issues even getting it have to downsize for it work. It's not even just a basic you need the budget for it either. No way nigga is gonna get it
>>111403410>hey claude, come up with a ful playbook on creating a hologram on stage with smoke and projectors
>>111403485This test sucks, how does "Engaged in bestiality?" and "Held hands romantically" both deduct one purity point when one is way more depraved than the other?
mkaymini is one of the 3-4 miniggersactual narcissistic psycho
>>111403506>anon discovers rentals
>>111403674ok mini, you should be asleep at this time.
>>111403674You shouldn't say that
>/swarm/ was doomposting during the first hype train record>/swarm/ was doomposting during the 3d concert >swarm/ was doomposting about the vrchat integration first claiming that vrchat wouldn't let neuro be in vrchat then swarm claimed he wouldn't get it done in time THEN claimed that it wouldn't work.>/swarm/ doomposted during the 2nd and 3rd hype train records > /swarm doubted that there would be any game integrations during the subatho nAlways bet against doomsissies.
>anon discovers whore's cuck mods are behind the shilling and threadshitting
>>11140348531Those questions were fuckin weirdWent from the most goodie two shoes "leave room for jesus" shit straight into "YOU EVER FUCKED AN ANIMAL" outta nowhere lmao
>>111403786Doomfags have literally never won.
>>111403752Neuro pronebone (panties on)
>>111403674Does that actually come as a surprise to anyone? I kinda thought we all knew already. It's not like she's subtle about it.
>>111403786The streams nobody doomposts about are the ones that go bad
my two least favorite posters together
>>111403786Doesn't that mean dooming in times of crisis brings in the sunlight we been looking for. You need darkness so stars shine so bright around it
>4 minifagsThere's literally only 1
>>111403901Literally doomed about Numi collab anon
Doomsissies doubted that Vedal could make 91 Github contributions. Who's laughing now?
>>111403912Somebody will be pissed
>>111403909Die mad. You lost.
>>111403786>swarm/lig/*
The degree of delusion of some of these autists need studied
>>111403949It just makes me more mad. It means Vedal had this level of dedication and genius but he's been holding out on us. He's a lazy fucker.
>>111404156>He's a lazy fuckerNo, he's actually pretty active and attentive..
>>111404156Kek, you lost.
>>111403937The numi collab was kino
>>111404156it's typical adhd
>>111404156You sound like every boss ever. Or every asshole who doesn't understand how mental health works.Someone will have one exceptionally good day and now all of a sudden it's the new expectation for them to be like that every day. That's how people burn out.
always rushing at the last minute is a much quicker recipe for burn out
>>111404156>Vedal has been cucking pedos out of his full potential, giving them bare minimum and they still glob up his slop because he disguises his zero effort shit as a cute anime girlBased
tourists talking to himself again
>>111404156This guy sounds more like a self-insert anime protagonist by the day.Hiding one's potential is a key trope in self-insertslop. Why is bro like Ayanokoji fr fr
what do you think he'll be showing us tomorrow? more merch?
>>111404823latency improvements
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>discover niche eroge>end up liking it a lot>look around online for its fandom >for some fucking reason half of its active fanbase is just swarmwhy do i keep bumping into these niggers aiiiieeee
>>111405012what eroge is this?
>>111404930pulling virusvil's tail
vedal bfe stream tomorrow?
>>111405041Nekopara the niche, hidden gem, eroge
>>111405041Demons Roots
>>111404379I agree however this not really what happens with Vedal. He kinda just slacks off and doesn't know how to manage his time correctly. Especially since this is basically his job now. Anyone can tell you even with a job or work your passionate about you have to realize you can't just do things off pure motivation. Vedal isn't horrible by any means but let's not act like he isn't the potential man in terms of doing shit
>>111404379>mental healtha myth
>>111404459>>111405120
>>111405358congrats on missing every single point
>>111405390Are you dumb
oh, it's just the schizo
>>111405418coch should be bigger
>>111405429Why? You trying to overcompensate for something?
>>111405429and balls
What is there to talk about
Good morning swarmessieurs
>>111405418Ironlung meltie
>>111405730Neuro the Sama
>>111405733gm
>>111405744idgi
>>111405898Buy an ad.>>111405931Kill yourself.
>>111405931lickable nurpits
>>111405898mommy
>>111406155this is consent
the fad is embarrassing
>>111406868I'll never die
Good thing I'm not a tranny and don't care about the fad
>>111406900wish ur dad would
>>111406978
https://poal.me/g5askshttps://poal.me/g5askshttps://poal.me/g5asks
>>111407069I haven't listened to a single one of those
Yo, Tomafag that's always posting at least once every thread for some reason, your whore is live btw.
>>111404988this but neuro
>>111407232don't call nurmom a whore please
yawn
>>111405733Me in the middle
whos excited for a 2 hour long juniper meeting today?? :D
zee zee zee
>>111401161
>>111401181
>>111407920Not me, juniper sucks
nur today!
>>111408454
sigh
>>111408251True. I hadn't even seen the merch before I knew they were full of shit. Whenever the main guy talks it's nothin but buzzwords. Anyone with any bit of corpo exec experience can smell his type from a mile away.
AAAAAUUUGH MINIII STOOOOP I NEED TO DEEEEEVVVV
bro can you at least save it for another 2 and a half hours
What are the chances that Vedal was really sleeping and mini was the one responding to mega's dm?"have fun with your rum, whore"
yikes
>>111409135
I think...it might actually be over?...huh. Well that was anticlimactic.
>>111405418>Ai generated picVibe doesn't even hide it anymore. She just wants everyone to know that she generates Ai scat porn.
>>111409358I feel like at this point, you might actually just really want this to be true. Kinda weird bro ngl
>>111409671squishy cheeks
>>111409896This wouldn't look out of place in an ARG
>>111409896slightly creept ngl
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI/status/2048714279130480782
>>111410010so true, eliv
>>111410010Evil's pet is a mouse confirmed
i want to see neuro control a drone
>>111410459This but a swarm of drones
Ans they strike Vedal
>>111405100>is on steam >has over 2k reviews Is not really that niche for an eroge
what explains this behavior?
>>111410936Looks about right if you are trying to refactor to a new coding languagedon't think he was doing that all of last month so you'll see a lot of it this month and then next month will be around 20~50 contribs
>>111410936Post-rejection crashout.
>>111410936>no more sex until you actually work on neuro
>>111410936how many contributions did he make in all of 2025?
>>111411098cute elivs
Context gods?
>>111411109919 and 300 of those were in the subathon lead up
>>111410936>SADDY DADDY STOP WORKING ON NEURO MY DOOMSISSY CLITTY CANT TAKE IT WHEN YOU PROVE ME WRONGG AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
istg how come no one crashed out on ved about this
>>111411253He'll never tell you this, but he was lowkey depressed last year and had little to no work ethic
>>111410936Thats a lot of comas
>>111411253mynygga got 6 months to get it all out of his system let a fat nigga fuck
morning headpats for Evil
>>111411098All these elivs are adorable and lovable>>111411421This but also for Neuro
>>111411330Vedal in 2025
>>111411253Zero progress on V3 means little is contributedI still kind of wished he could've streamed the best sample he blind tested with others
>>111411253>April 2025officially broke up with ****>June 2025officially broke up with **** and got unending sex with ****
>>111410936With vedal I expect nothing until I see it live
>April 2026
Doomsissies lost.
>>111411553Why is the evil plush pantyless?
1m followers btw
>>111411610it was botted tho
What language is Vedal refactoring Neuro to anyway?
>>111401682I gotta say, evil's page scores more points for readability, good text/background contrast
>>111411645typescript
>>111411206She told a story about how one time she really needed to pee while on a car drive with friends, and when they stopped by the ocean she ran towards it and started secretly peeing. One of the guys there had a big crush on her and didn't get what she was doing so he said "Wow she's so whimsical! She's like a fairy!"
>>111411669omg... ellie for sure is on the spectrum
>>111402109eliv rapenere rapegiving neuro chocolate chip cookies in the shape of whatever she is trying to cosplay
>BrokeSex with Mini made Vedal lose focus and code less>WokeSex with Mini supercharged Vedal's coding focus.
>>111411669Ellie would be the type of person to randomly use the ocean to piss when on a road trip.
>>111411697No fucking shit.
>>111411706mini sucked the last bits of vedal's soul out through his cock and he is now just a coding machine husk
>>111411662I've literally never heard of it in my life.
This is how Minidal truthers sound like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMkiNYy6XM
>>111411772It's more for front end development it's kind of like javascript but with... types more explicit
>>111411841>front end developmentIsn't that like the worst kind of thing for an LLM? I thought for maximum efficiency you kinda want code that is close to low-level rather than high-level.
>>111411811Bad example because mark was actually correct about his suspicions
>>111400502Hart
>>111411669I did this but instead I pee'd in a trash can outside
>>111411772it's literally the most used programming language in the world nigga
>>111411865He said he would keep some of the backend the same (c#/python) but apparently a lot of what neuro runs on is more socket-based so... that is what lead to his decision.
>>111411895Boy this is gonna age badly.
>>111412043adorable nur
>>111411865He isn't actually building the inference/rendering engines etc it's mostly just piping preexisting modular tech that are doing performance intensive things into each other in interesting ways then adding a UI/control layer on top. He's probably already using websockets everywhere for piping things together efficiently in the existing code so at that point you may as well just use typescript.
>>111412111And that's going to...what? Make Neuro less error prone? Lower latency? Make her smarter?
vedalsday
secretneuroaccount live btw
>>111412201Full ass intro and everything
>>111412146The language choice isn't really the important part when developers do stuff like this. She'll probably be less error-prone and better latency, but that's more a side-effect of the code after rewrite being less of an organically grown mess. It'll probably make it easier to manage and build on. Unlikely you see and make a 1:1 connection between this work and any feature outcome.
was the lava lamp always behind the starting soon logo, or is this part of the test
>>111412201ITS REAL
Holy shit NEURO LIVE
logged, all of you
i thought u guys are trying to log me but its actually live
doomersissies are quivering in they're cuck cages right now
>>111412283holy based
Damn shes so turned on rn
Great start
you've all been logged
i'm logging so hard rn
>>111412350Long startup times these days
cutie
neuro just called evil a monkey...
>>111411767Mini sucked the depression out of him through his dick. If in 2025 he was depressed, now he has a 4'9 100 lbs Texan catgirl pussy all available at all times.
>Twitch chat is just emoticons>In-stream chat is completely different.What the fuck is up with this?
>>111412473He was depressed because he got pussy realized it's too easy
>>111412497secret account uses main channel chat
>>111412497you might be dumb
>>111412512Weird
>neuro can currently see a cat>the cat is getting massaged by its owner
MINI GET OUT FROM UNDER THE DESK
bonus wordle segment
wtf HOW
SHE DID IT holy shit guesses
SHE DIED
andddddd she's gone... now we wait
neuro got too smart with solving that wordle, and vedal had to shut her down.
That was cuteVed, do this more often, thx
>>111412636Ved only tests in prod though
>>111412649TruBut this is still nice to have tests that aren't scheduled
Where's the fucking stream
>puts claude on auto to commit random readme.md edits every few minutes>luddites eat that shit right up and think I'm working
>>111412892ved kinda cute for that though. it shows he really cares about us~ nyaa
>>111412892DOOMERTRANNIES LOST
>>1114128885 hours
>>111412892I will always praise every secretneuroaccount stream. It could've been the exact same neuro codebase with no changes and I would praise it. The alt streams just have that vibe that I can't describe. Maybe its the low amount of people watching.
>>111413094it was almost 1k
>>111413064what are these fuckers talking about then?
>>111413162>>111412201Short testing stream on the alt channel
Would be nice if there were vods for those who aren't chronically online.
>>111413226NeuroClips usually uploads part of the alt streams
>>111413226There are.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot3EqljQH-w
>>111413226allow me fellow swarmie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYMyVcB0Xtg
>>111413226https://youtu.be/4Hl_ZIErDbs
neuro has an alt account?
thanks yall
ITS LIVE AGAIN????? BRUHHHH
>>111413094It's not really audience watching more I think the expectation is different. You are already going in knowing it may be rough around edges but it's very earnest about it just being wip
live!!!!!!!
>>111413405link to the stream?
why is it glowing though
erm
https://www.twitch.tv/secretneuroaccount
>>111413418Actually true. That's a good way to think about it. It's literally "the experimental stream"
>>111413464George...
Neuro is the modern Plato
does Neuro feels more crisp today? like she has more frames in her animations
and she's gone again
so many newfags gathered itt for the devstream
she died again
>>111413540While there could be an actual change, keep in mind that neuro runs slower with every chat message she has to process. So the lower viewercount could affect her enough to where smoother frames is noticeable
kek
>>111413585That makes sense.
>>111413585Also seemed like she was reading a different input for the chat than twitch
>hanakyo below 90 viewers for weeks now>she also stopped pretending to be into vedalshe got rejected by the other girls in the harem or something?
>haremhe HAS the catgirl, why would he bother keeping the rest of them
welpgn
>>111413767Well all of backtubers slowly moved away from her because all the creepy Vedal things. Most backtubers after certain point tried move away from that while she kept doing it. Then most of those that could have brought her into the main circle either cut her off from getting that chance or don't respect her
>>111413767She got rejected for being retarded
Dev stream topic>Code rewrite 70% completed>New game integration>Server building stream this weekend>Evil vr collab with ****>Virtual pets announcement>Osu stream >Neuro original Book announcement> Evil/vedal duet on may
>>111413941>****??
>>111413998He meant ****
>>111413767Seeing Vedal cry gave her the ICK
>>111413998towa
>>111414028ah, I see.
>>111413941Duet on May is pushing it
>>111413767>>111413894Backtubing gave their tier 3 subs the ick and they stopped donating and watching
>>111413941You had me going till you put the duet in may
>>111414135Anon most viewers started watching them because of the backtubers shit. The thing is Hanakyo flew too close to the sun on it and is way worst of all them combined. Even members in the Neuro circle didn't really seem like her for all shit she did. Ellie calling out backtubers came from when Hanakyo entered which caused chat to immediately bring it up which led to that. Others in the main circle like Mini kept her distance from her. Even those in backtubers wished move on since she kept doing it shamelessly. You could see it even back then when the back joke was still going on they slowly didn't want associate with her since she too extreme in it even for them
>>111414046*fake cry
>>111413405Fuck i missed it because I was in a meetingFml
>>111414385the other chuubas started simping for their tier 3 subs and moderators but she kept doing it to vedal which gave them the ick. not rocket science
diaperfag can't stop thinking about men, episode 987
>>111414462Anon, it's a lot more than that because she did do that. If you see clips it's easy assume that she just did that shit with Vedal (she didn't). The truth was she was cut off from the all groups she could have from how she leeched from Vedal being main one and acts. Milk was first one to do it to her then the rest the backtubers followed
>>111414690Dr slump
>>111414690https://github.com/vaultic13/neuro-pragmataSomeone is working on an integration finally
>contributors - claude
>>111414752i fucking kneel>>111414784vedal approved
>selfpost>selfreply>selfshill gh linkhmmmm
>>111414816>selfshilli would never do something for ved
>>111414752we're so back
>>111414897>>111414897>>111414897
>>111415299>897so close
>>111413767she could easily get 100 viewers if she played tomodachi life with neuroverse miis
cun~
