Madge Edition>What is /lig/?/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.>Why /lig/?Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.>Wait isn't that one a corpo?/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents>/lig/ Numbershttps://lignumbers.neocities.org/>Twitch Clips Guidehttps://pastelink.net/34vd5>VOD Archival Guidehttps://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide>/lig/ VOD Archivehttps://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig_>Koikatsu cardshttps://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA>/lig/ Wheel of Nameshttps://wheelofnames.com/5jh-93j>Tiermakerhttps://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg>Upcoming BirthdaysMay 3rd - CharlottexBearMay 4th - Dya Rikku & ImakuniMay 6th - Nino EgynMay 14th - Peo YukinoshitaMay 17th - GrimmiMay 20th - ZentreyaMay 24th - FilianMay 29th - CottontailVAJune 1st - KyubaltJune 2nd - JuniperJune 4th - Anny>OC material for the OPhttps://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw>/lig/booruhttps://ligbooru.moe/>Duckshttps://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (empreg)Other useful threads:>>>/vt//big/>>>/vt//corpo/>>>/vt//choc/>>>/vt//flip/>>>/vt//haha/>>>/vt//indie/>>>/vt//mint/>>>/vt//swarm/>>>/vt//vrt/>>>/vt//xvsj+/Previous Thread:
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I claim this thread for Milky
BWC
been a few days without me snobei like me snobe
>>111473142snobe withdrawls
>>111473112troll has been thread sniping for the last few threadssupposedly it's about keeping /swarm/ in the op? idk I don't care about that personally
I Love Lucy
Will you watch Mr. XLR's watchalong?
peace and love
I'm so proud of and happy for SinderI can only imagine how hard she worked on her song for NTE
>>111473182No, I'm not a cuck
>>111473182i don't watch males
>>111473182Yes to find out if it's Power Nelson
any large indie approved yuri pairing?
>>111473266Aquwa X Nekrolina
>>111473182ShiiietI like Phantom of the Paradise
>>111473266is the angle just fucked or does the red head have a head twice the size of the dark hair one
>misha talking about the button MAKE IT STOP
>>111473182MR XLR has to be either meats or callies boyfriend it makes no sense to include him in this
batshe come to town
>>111473305Does she press the red button or the blue button? A smart girl like her will surely pick the same as me
>>111473320It has to be Meat. She is the only one who hasn't said anything negative about him and she talks about him sometimes.
don't go to /v/
>>111473320Why not both?
>>111473305i'd press her buttonhole
>>111473348misha's a nice girl
>>111473266holotards are still pushing yuri baiting in the year of our LORD 2026? and they still fall for it?
I'm Mr. BOOB and I'm Callie's bf
Bloom's playing Doom 2 map mod johnwad https://www.twitch.tv/profbloomvtuber
I had a cool post idea but I forgot
>>111473353why
I no longer have a crush on Reiyu please inform her
>>111473266Both are Holostar cocksleeves
pushing alice into a peam vortex
So is this the third or fourth thread s*mon has timelooped his?
>>111473435it's wednesday
>>111473353Beri is gonna win in Civ again.
>>111473424They use it as a coping mechanism because they don't want to admit that their girls love cock
>>111473524
which ligger got dem turkey tits
>peers over her glasses at you
>>111473458
Liggers who shit in the shower and stomp their turd down the drain?
>>111473577veibae
>>111473570its a pig yippie!
>>111473568two washed up whores who have bfs (not You)
>>111473577wwparasi
>>111473591yeah, my evil twin
>>111473614she gets all the girls
>>111473614>getting cucked by your twinthat still makes you a cuck
>>111473524yeah, mine
Barbie love!
>>111473644no because he's me from anoza timeline
I love Lucy
>>111473658it's funny they put the 3 dead ones in a row
>>111472343it's much simpler than that actuallyred pressers see it as self-preservation, blue pressers see it as harm avoidance
https://x.com/ccggattoorr44/status/2048307214042214605
>>111473695but the only harm is self selected
>>111473717i know
>>111473568I don't know who the right one is
Is annybaker having an episode right now what's going on?
>>111473699
>>111473739The Queen of /lig/ Kaneko Lumi
>>111473671cuck fanfiction
>>111473305I still have no idea what it's about and I intend to keep it that way, I saw the word button in chat and tabbed out
>>111473699I want to pin beri down on the ground and make her jack me off with multiple hands at once until I paint her face in cum
>>111473699Come to think of it a Beri brand tenga would be really easy to do
>>111473794but if he's me from the future that means he gets with them both which also means it'll eventually happen to me
Share with me only the most prime cunny.
>>111473753Yeah, what fuck is up with that avatartroon?
>>111473827
>>111473825>cuck still coping
>Redoes the hair so she can keep the side boob on display
>I think I have a great dark, sinister potential inside me
>>111473854eventually it will all come to a head as I face off with him on top of a building where he's taken Lemon and Pookie hostage refusing to let them go but he won't say why and its a really long fight but eventually I do stab and kill him and he's like "the cycle continues..." and they both throw themselves at me but I don't realize this is the reason I go back to the past: to relive this very moment and afterwards I begin researching time travel to go back and do it again
>>111473859She's so real for that
Would you still watch your oshi if she spammed League of Legends for a month straight.
I want to make Beri a single mother
I think I like Lucy less after all the self-aggrandizing over the button
>>111474028yup! she would be retarded and just chat with us the whooooole time
>>111473942She should put it inside me too.
Ashton is playing pikmin 2 soon. It's called pikmin because you pick men
>>111474074
Odds I schizo evens I normal
>>111474074you're so quirky and strange
>>111474096
>>111473203NTE more like NTRHAH gottem *teleports behind you* You shall die!! *unsheathes my yamato and judgement cut ENDs you*
>>111474159
>>111474159I'm going to make that bat a divorced mother of 13
>>111474193white girl eyes moriko my beloved
>>111474193what if u went to have sex with your bat wife but it was nina instead??
>https://www.twitch.tv/savehymnGirlpriest
>>111474127*irrumatios this pippa*
What if Ray and Moriko collabed?
>>111474074Can you post your penits?
>>111473994ok cuck, ain't reading all that
>>111474257I accept your concession
>>111474242She's be intimidated and turned on by his sheer masculine, pussy crushing aura
>>111474283is cillia a real girl?
>>111474271ok cuck
>https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymasMy cool bro Jets is live with Sims 2
>>111474052Lucy couldn't stick to the original hypothetical and needed to make it about red pushers being bad people and that a post red society could never flourish automatically making her the loser
>>111474283Lucy supports trans rights
>>111474341*starts beating jets for no particular reason*
>>111474325you lost the izzat you have disgraced your family and your ancestors
>>111474316Yes
has it leaked?
Naiyo live with Tomodachi
>>111474372lol you think she's actually providing content?
Callie Calico is WAYYYY too sexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYeuFBm0jPw
>>111474283Happy birthday mother-in-law!
>>111474391I can't wait for her to squee when two male islanders have a kid
>>111474372she left halfway through our rp session because she didn't know enough to fake teaching me algebra
>>111474409 da miki
>>111474372Go away Simon
>>111474352
>>111474442oh she streams too I'll have to check her out some day
>>111474283I always thought her, Misha, and Eggs looked related
>>111473199>>111474159>>111474193Tell the bat to /lig/ it!
Jets update: after 5 years she finally has a sound mixer
wtf nobody linked this
>>111473055Big Neur in MY /Large Indies Global/?????alhamdullilah
I'm in a really good mood rn!
>>111474520Does it have anything to do with the fact bat is almost and hour and half late with no communication?
>>111474409good retro stream
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11269385
>>111474571halo 3 isnt retro
Saw a sexy Kiba image in the last thread and now I'm thinking about what it would be like to impregnate her and take care of her through the nine months after.
>>111474565She'll actually be asleep for once, it happens every now and then
>>111474565she's albanian they are like that
>>111474591it's the same age now that FF1 was when halo 3 came out
>>111474594wyd when she teases you like this
>>111474623
>>111474084Thanks for the heads up
>>111474565
>>111474632Laugh it off like I don't mind and then when she's not expecting it come up from behind and choke her out with her studded belt like a coward.But in seriousness SPH stuff just seems weird because I'm not the "demographic" for it I guess.
I actually looked into the button shit.Blue button pushers are genuinely retarded.There is no gain or loss until people vote blue and then they need to be saved from themselves or they die.If everyone does red there is no fucking issue. If people start pushing blue they run the certain risk of deathJesus Christ I forget how low the average iq is even in the most intelligent countries
should I learn how the hell this game works so I can enjoy mahjong streams
>>111474677under the strict law of the torah, not one goyim should be allowed to live
>>111474366alright, cuck
bf haver live
>>111474706based
>>111474704what the hell, a bon collab??
>>111474709ahh sweethttps://www.twitch.tv/fuufie
Tiresome posts today my liggas
>>111474677I've binged police bodycam videos and learned we are doomed as a species, as we are surrounded by retards
>>111474709
>>111474707you only disgrace them furtherI won and you lost and it will forever be remembered to the day you die
>>111474632What is the women equivalent of SPH? Tiny-Vage humiliation?
>>111474677If everyone voted blue there also is no gain or loss until at least 51% of people voted red in which case every red voter out of cowardice would have killed at least some toddlers who didn't understand the question and therefore didn't apply game theory optimally.
>>111474746>weI'm not surrounded by blacks though?
>>111474653me
>>111474746I wouldn't think it's a big deal but they are allowed control over other people's lives and can even become politicians see one recently said world war two as eleven.>>111474706I wish the chosen people thought they would all go to heaven in a rapture esque situation of ritualistic self sacrifice upon the summer solstice. And then they did it.
>>111474746Yea and you're one of those retards. Do you want to watch police body cam footage of normal people getting pulled over for speeding or some shit?
>Jets saying how she wants to collab more now she has a sound mixer and can mute herself in discord to talk to the chat and thank people for subs etcStar Trek collab with Mint when
>>111474677Yeah, usually these kinds of questions have some kind of funky game theory going on, but this one, one of the buttons is literally a "win 100% of the time" button and I don't know why anyone would press the blue button
>>111474755whatever you say cuck
>>111474815this collab begging thing you do is just sad
>>111474773breast envy or chest mogging
>>111474816lucy please just stop saying thingsjust stop for the love of god
>>111474783>introducing toddlersthat's not in the original question
>>111474816lucy is so mindbroken by ntr it's so funny
>>111474816theyre saying that because he threw everything away to lust after midkasa
>>111474816>THE pick me behavior
>>111474816I think the faceless unemployed people in the thread calling Lucy retarded are wrong but she's not making it easy to defend here.
>>111474783Genuine retard
>>111474677It's moral grandstanding
>>111474821the strongest argument for pushing blue is that retards will push it and so we all have to go save them by all coordinating to push blue
>>111474834>flat>all the chuubas I like are titty monstersCall my ass Tomodachi Life 'cause I'm livin' the dream
>>111474816I can't defend Lucy for this take. She's purposely ragebaiting here.
>>111474816People hate on Eren because they shoved a teenage romance plot into a story about a post-apocalyptic world with mysterious giant humans who eat people
>>111474867>Beri gonna collab with Matara and get all eaten up by an actual hagGUH!
>>111474844the question just says everyone in the world. I don't see how that excludes toddlers
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
>>111474832Begging for who? I don’t get it. They’re the only liggers I know that like Star Trek
>>111474677>Jesus ChristIronic that you invoke his name when he would want everyone to pick blue.
>>111474821They are virtue signallers or actually brain-dead.They want to look good and moralize about saving people. But really it's like they and others jump onto the train tracks to die and get mad at people that don't jump on the tracks and expect no one would voluntarily so that unless suicidal.
>>111474783You got them seething
the new one piece Popeyes soda can handle a lot of vodka in it before it starts to taste bad.>>111474891jesus would also forgive me for sliming out my own mother so I'm not sure that means much
>>111474881mind your tone or I'll start posting moriko discordcaps too
One more post about that and I melt down
>>111474816I love Lucy. I pick her. I WILL marry her. Eren should have finished the rumbling.Cuck author.
imagine jets with a split lip and a bloody nose and a black eye and she's frantically pleading with you like waitwaitwait please stop stop stop and you just hit her again
>>111474773it is also SPH for when the girl has a tiny pee pee
Jets is the worst tomboy ever
>>111474887Nina likes Star Trek.
>>111474913morchs discord screencaps are funny, the lucy ones are just boring because she never says anything interesting or even funny in a retarded way
>>111474874Well at that point the story was actually more of a geopolitical drama about ethnic conflict, genocide, and one's responsibility for the sins of your ancestors with giants and hiveminds
picking red is the rational choice, picking blue is the optimist choice. If I lived in China, I would pick Blue. If I lived in America, I would pick red.
>>111474928I really don’t think she’s on the nerd level of knowing episode names and stuff though
>>111474920please do not hit people it's not very nice
Dominoes mention on Naiyos stream
>>111474913You won't
>>111474920
>>111474825that's right it is whatever I say because I beat youyou failed and now you're desperately trying to save yourself from the wrath of vishnu because you lost izzat I feel sorry for you really but maybe in another life you will think before you speak
>misha at monsoonlets gooooo
>>111474931while I agree with you there is little difference in the quantity and quality of replies generated
>>111474931Well said Bat
Hey it's me Gokuhttps://www.twitch.tv/batatvideogames
>>111474891What did jesus do to the money lenders?What did he tell people to do it they didn't have money for a sword? This is not a situation where there is some unique problem or gain like money being involved or curing cancer.If everyone picks red everyone lives with zero risk.Blue only has people survive at extreme retarded risk.
>>111474891they're retarded and have no morals, they misanthropic morons who think they're cool for picking red
>>111474891>he would want everyone to pick blueThat's so wrong it hurts. The Kingdom of Heaven is not on Earth. Blue pickers getting raptured by red pickers is the second coming.
>>111474960He was right about memes
uh oh red button cuck melty
Oh right I forgot we have unironic religious schizos here
Holy redbuttonfag SEETHE
>>111474960>look at his face, look at his hair, look at his mannerisms he's so hottttjeez I wonder if she'd be into Voldo too
/lig/? more like /boring-retard-has-an-opinion/
>>111474874kek basically. I can't imagine someone being invested in AoT for years, seeing Eren go full throttle on genocide then have him realize he actually just loves the girl who cuts his head off in the end and think "this writing is peak."
>>111474976I simply pick the choice that guarantees I live
If I have to hear one more thing about this fucking button thing I'm going to beat my Jets clone.
>>111474983>red button cuckHuh? What does that mean? I just got here btw
>>111475003its also burger primetime so the melty makes sense
>>111474983you larpers can barely coordinate birthday cards and I'm supposed to believe we're all going to coordinate on blue? if you want to run into the metaphorical burning building to save people more power to you, but I won't try.
>>111474976you make me want a red slight majority
>>111475003Unlike the Kingdom of /lig/ who is very high trust and understanding
Why are red button pickers so easy to bait? You made your choice just, no need to moralize your selfishness.
>>111475017Blue button is quite literally a fucking suicide button It would only make sense to press blue if there was some caveat like majority red gives everyone ass cancer or something.
>>111475003burgers are seething
I just checked out Jets stream for the first time since last yearand she looks like THAT now?????*puke sounds*
>>111475036It's not a moral question, it's an iq test
>redcels be seething over bluechads
>>111475050is she facecamming again
>>111475036none of you ever respond to my bait about newcombs paradox and this is close enough
Juni 3d this weekend
nigger
>>111474372>1 exclusive roleplay session each month For every whale lord or in a group session?
Ashton is delaying her stream because her apartment is flooding
That's it*hits jets*
>>111475003This
so is the red button/blue button thing literally just "everyone in the minority choice dies"?
Blue button incels be like: please please save us please think of the childrenMeanwhile red button Chad: survival of the fittest go brrrr
>>111475080tobs would say this
>>111475091noif blue majority wins, everyone livesIf red majority wins, only red pressers survive and all blue pressers die
>>111475091It's even dumber. If you pick red you live no matter what. If you pick blue over 50% have to pick blue or you die.
>>111474969>What did Jesus do to the money lenders?oy vey! muh shekels!
>>111475055>posts a random Twitter whoyou are SEETHE hahaha
>>111475064worse
>>111475055can I throw bat into the woodchipper?
>>111475076>"Hows the 3D going? Can you ASMR kill a joomf?">Probably. I'll probably do that this weekendHow casually she said it
Where's the button that kills everyone still talking about this gay retard shit?
>>111474920Purposely mishandling your product will void your warranty. Please check your user manual for details.
>>111474372>Whale LordBRB on the phone with Game Freak
>>111474372she's gonna drop a google dockey about this whole "roleplay session" crap and say that she was e-raped. by me
>>111474966Got a mid tier grem today
>>111475095No, I'm fine with you picking red, just don't moralize picking it.
>>111475088imagine if it was flooding because her toilet overflowing because it was full of piss and she forced you to drink all of it
>>111475110>>111475111oh. i think my way would be funnier because it literally does nothing but create pointless tribalfaggotry
>>111475129Is that the Batsquire?
you guys are really mean about jets' ps2 modelsuch behaviour is very unbecoming
>>111475091It's the choice between "everyone in the minority choice dies" and "no one dies"
>>111475140Imagine if you didnt say that how about that
>>111475080>>111475103Tobs after hanging out with chudtubers one time
>>111475095It's ok to be selfish, just don't try to be a moralfag about it.
>>111475129i miss the batsquire
>>111475129me when I leave my home town liggervale to shitpost in /BIG/
>>111475150*beats jets to fucking death*
>>111474850She aint mid, she's an Asian baddie
>>111475154but what if she gave you a giant curly straw to do it with
>>111475118yeah? I'm gonna jerk off to her 3D you got a problem with that fucking tough guy?
>>111475168Batposters are more common in /corpo/ and /pcg/
>>111475055The low iq retards would literally remove themselves from the genepoolIt's a win-win
>>111475129me heading out to /pcg/ to say hi
bayesian reasoning suggests pressing the green button, not the red or blue one
>>111475129Yes>>111475166>>111475168He must train for next year's tourney
>>111475171>this voids the warranty
>>111474816meanwhile in real life if a guy ever said this, even if they said it directly to their woman in a way that wasnt explicitly depicted as being cringe desperation, the woman would think they were a fucking retard and leave them
>>111475150beating Jets' fucking face to a bloody pulp
>>111475205honestly looking forward to it, was a fun little thing
Did you know if you drink nothing but beer and vodka for a week you'll black out for 3 days and shit your pants? Mint dog is live btw
>>111475088We will never get a full Pikmin 2 stream at this point
bat is live.
>>111475196I saw that, it was funny but the original question is only blue and red
but i did eat breakfast this morning
>>111475185No? Why would I? Why are you being confrontational about your masturbatory habits?
>>111475222Yeah it was really good spirited. Im gonna try to find a way to make a better system for it (or i might not because im lazy) but ill still keep to the honor code of no favorites. Whoever wins, wins.
>>111475231has she died laughing at the funny haha picture of my peepee I sent her?
>oh my gosh dont talk about the button>why?>this is why its bad>okay>so and so is talking about the button!you aint slick
>>111475261>Thinks back to two of my three picks dying on the first round, and the third knocked off onto their ass barely a round afterP.A.I.N
I don't like ear licking but I think it would be pretty sick nasty if Kiba(woo) did some ASMR like that
>>111475228i wish Dauwg didnt drop Pikmin 2
>>111475150There's a few spergs who bizarrely use it as an attack vector, personally I think it's pretty cool
>>111475289Post her in the autism roller
Since no one wanted to post the ACTUAL thought experiment, here it is:And BLUE wins everytime because of fucking course people at large would rather work towards a pre-determined chance to win.
>>111475177sleepyhead would tank it
>>111475257I'll con all over your frontatial you little coward
You ever think sometimes that your oshi has lost the mandate of heaven? She doesn't have that X factor anymore?
>>111475289I think Bodega is the only chuuba I've actually seen beat Pikmin 2, all the others drop it when they get to the Wistful Wilds
Holy sexhttps://x.com/GoroGaomi/status/2049652246124560770?s=20
at this point this off topic philosophy bullshit has got to be rebel
Bat overslept so long her accent came back
Why does Bat have an Australian accent creeping into her speech lately?
If Jets is a pilot why doesn't she show off her sim setup or stream any flight or mech sim games?
If you knew over 50% of people were going to press the blue button would you still press the red button
>>111475305alternatively, blue was only able to get 58% of the vote even in the form of a pure thought experiment with no real punishments for the wrong decision
>>111475305>less than 100k people voted>poll conducted on twitterI'm not trusting that
>>111475261good on you anon for setting it up in the first place. whole board could really benefit from more whimsical things like that
do you fellas think Jets has foul body odor
>>111475321The tanlines are back.
>>111475343kys
>>111475305No shit, red button fags are just trying to moralize their choice instead of just admitting they're selfish cunts
I would press the blue button and then claim on the internet that I'm a red presser
>>111475325>stream any flight or mech sim gamesShe played through the entirety of Ace Combat and Armoured Core
batfemanon pink pussy
>>111475314Lucy after this button discussion
Everyone in the world has a private vote to press a red button and a blue button. Everyone that presses the red button has to lick my ass and everyone that presses the blue button also has to lick my ass. Which button do you press?
Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support
>>111475305Red Button cucks just want to cope, they don't want to admit that they're shitty people.
https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim
I will save you red button faggots. You don't have to thank me. I will save you every time.
CEASE YOUR BUTTON SHIT!!
>>111475386i press them both and eat the hottest pepper in the world
>>111473055why does the tranny baker cabal still put /swarm/ in the OP?
>>111475343At that point it doesn't matter
>>111475212>t. never been intimate with a woman
What if Roopyroo went on Fishtank and said "Hi my name is Megan or something like that but I used to go by Roopy"
>>111475392That love and support? My Big Blue Cock breeding her every night (sorry for no streams)
>>111475373>Ace Combat and Armoured Core>simslmao no
>>111475400if you vote blue I'll be rolling you up and smoking you by mid morning
>>111475346Alternatively, even in a pure thought experiment with no real punishments whatsoever, the human nature of cooperation still wins despite cynics voting against their self-interest.
>>111475368>moralize their choice>selfish cuntsLike you're doing right now?
>>111475305redbuttoncucks... our cope?
>>111475319i dont think dauwg even made it to the WIlds i think she dropped it after the submerged castle
>>111475386bat
>>111475297
the poo button or the pee button
MAKE IT STOP FUCCKKKKK
>>111475438Was the bait good?
>get curious>check phase>ctrl f button>they are talking about belly buttons>check #'s>0 results Why can't you be normal?
just so you know I'm reading your posts in a really nasally voice and it makes you all sound really gay
>>111475431>their self-interestred pickers live regardless
>>111475321>>111475356Sex with brown women
But have you ever thought about the possibility of Vei (formerly known as Veibae) already being married without telling us?
>>111475438>Like U do NoW!?Reddit
>>111475431exactly, it is unclear to what extent the learned culture of coordinating in prisoners dilemma esque situations overwhelms the objectively correct weakly dominant (game theory wise) strategy of always voting red. the expected value of red is higher though so I'm rolling with that
melty brap
>>111475305>press a button that means you have a chance of dying instead of the one where there is 0% chance to die>this is other people being shittys fault
>>111475418>simsAh, vaboo! Flarn simza. Neebish wag flarn hahaha.
>>111475401My cortisol is spiked with this garbo button debate
>>111475456That's pretty much what all the discourse I've seen boils down to>Me Good Person>You Bad Person
total goyim death
i put my dick on both the buttons and made all of you gay by proxy by pushing them btw
>>111475457
I have a crush on Reiyu again
>>111475457I don't get it.
>>111475414Fuck I miss her
>>111475457lig will talk about anything but streams
>>111475462Based
>>111475091It's a good showing of how wording can influence decisions away from logic
what's the button stuff
>>111475400You stupid fucking idiot. Red button pushers are in zero danger in any outcome variable.You save no reds ever.
She LOVES it
>>111475465>red pickers live regardlessAs they should. Parasites are a part of life after all. While you ruminate on whether you deserve to live off of piggybacking on the achievements of human endeavor, the rest of us continue to live on.
bullying Naiyo so she beats me off
>>111475532its an infohazard known to stunlock various autistic sub populations of homo sapiens
WHAT'S GOING ON!????
>>111475462https://voca.ro/1fep94A3Wv5Dis this you reading or how you read us
what in tardation is goin' on round these here parts?
Oh shit misha has been streaming for the last two hours!!! I missed it
Bat's shit talking mori calliope and you're arguing about gay twitter polls
>>111475528i hope blue is in minority
name a better duo than Essie and rhythm games pro tip: you can’t
>>111475540>picking blue is an achievementlol
>>111475600Essie and sensually stroking my cock and playing with the tip
What it Jets is your girlfriend but she spends more of her time talking to her chat and sharing her life experiences with them for hours during the day?
>>111475571What does Bat have to say about my PAWG wife
liggers like this? https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1qKDzPXrwXaJV
>>111475556I dunno I'm watching Lumi get flamemogged by Laurence, the First Vicar
>>111475305Lucy went blue because she does not like red button discourse online
>>111475620IMAGEboard you stupid faggot post the image
>>111475600Did they fix the translation of that game yet?
>>111475616i fuck her
>>111475620She's got her full jubblies out on camera!!!
>>111475624tardwife love
>>111475640Based Altruist
Does duwag ever talk about losing weight or is she one of those healthy at any size people?
>>111475640lucy... based?
>>111475615she likes to spread precum all over the tip and then lick it
>>111475561Someone discovered a new bait mine and is going full retard
>>111475640ALTRUISM WINSRED BUTTON CVCKS SEETHE
Look out retards good post coming through
I'm going to kick bat's flat tits then make her my retarded bitch-wife
>>111475640Based.
Knowing you Ameritards you probably just picked red or blue based on whether you are republican or democrat KEK
>>111475677>>111475682>>111475665but blue is the only option that could kill anyone? if you pick blue you're a murderer basically. how is that altruistic?
>>111475640It's okay we know Lucy is retarded and we still love her
>>111475706>if you pick blue you're a murderer basicallyyou are functionally retarded
>>111475640>doesn't engage with the hypothetical but the bait surrounding itLucy you're smarter than this
>>111475706retard
>>111475640Redfags are just misanthropic selfish cunts.
bat discord posts MOGS lucy discord posts
incoming red button fag melty and cope
>>111475706Look at this retarded anti-social faggot
Can we make a third button where it kills everyone intentionally so I can press that one
>>111475723>>111475719pick red, no one dies in any scenario. pick blue, people can die. ie blue is murder. this is literally a fool-proof theorem, learn logic kids
>>111475754yeah its called the bat button
>>111475726You are literally choosing to die. This is not our fault. We told you to pick red and you said >nuh uh I need to kill myselfFor some reason No one is dying until you start pressing blue
>>111475706You're retarded lolHere is your (You)
I can't believe Shimada Tiger is fucking dead. What will the wild women do without her? Who will the newest wild woman be?
let's talk about something else
God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)
>>111475754That's basically the red button
>>111475757killing yourself isn't murder, so even in the perspective you're setting you're still retarded
>>111475739
>>111475757>>111475765Coping
this red and blue discourse is a veiled psychological analysis based on a flawed premise. Everyone press red = only blues die. Everyone presses blue = everyone lives.However, if everyone presses red then it MUST = everyone lives.>inb4 just press blue retardThe premise only exists to cause friction.
>>111475777KEK
The problem is: half the people are treating this like a game theory question and the other half are treating this like a philosophy question ("red is the only rational option" vs "but what if someone's blind?") and neither realise that they're arguing about different thingsalso: people are equating this to the prisoners' dilemma because it's kind of similar but it actually has nothing to do with it
>>111475777Kek, true
tomodachi on the telly tonite!!!
>>111475794>>111470597
>>111475780No because they survive by pressing it, I want everyone to die
Have Shonders and Tomoe ever interracted?
im linkola pilled i pick red because it might reduce population
>>111475777literally this lmao
I choose to believe this is another bot argument
>>111475777CHECKED AND TRUE
My little chudlette is singing her heart out. Singing all the classicshttps://www.twitch.tv/denpafish
>>111475777but if you wanted everyone to live you would pick red, the only button which has a 0% chance to kill you. are you stupid?
>>111475772I hope that's bait I really like Shishou
>>111475839who is botting /lig/?and why?
is Bat a blue or red button presser?
>>111475848red cuck cope and seethelmao
I know everyone always says Nintendo games are baby games but Tomodachi Life really does seem like the kind of thing that's going to make kids throw away real life relationships so they can hang out with Bluey and Tung Tung Tung Sahur.
>>111475807See >>111475528I don't like gambling so I go red
>>111475826I need that tob soundpost STOP FIGHTING
>>111475640ACKredbros, someone show her what a bayesian equilibrium is please
>>111475305>you see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. dropped at the first sign of trouble. they're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. when the chips are down, these- these civilized people, they'll eat each other
>>111475862*kills self for no reason to own an imaginary enemy*why are people like this?
lucy the type of nigga to vote alongside evil in avalon because she likes their vibes better
>>111475773I'm watching Juni and Geega be Robot Cowboys
>>111475777REDCELS ARE SEETHING
>>111475901>seething because she doesn't share your selfish misanthropic worldviewogey
>>111475839if by bots you mean autistic people on disability with nothing else to do, then yeah
>>111475829Not unless it was on twitter
>>111475777I hate lying moralists so much it's unreal.You are so dishonest.
If you press the red button you get sex with junifemanon and juni but your place in line is not guaranteed and they may call it off before you get a chance with themif you press the blue button you get sex with batfemanon and moriko but there is a random chance you will become impotent in which case they will kick you out
>>111475829shondo is too racist and british for that
>>111475640We should do the button question but with how many chuubas will be raped for stupid opinions
>>111475839One retard with two devices baits other retards
>>111475773I'm watching the mish
Feels good to be a blue button CHAD.
>>111475913I'm merlin and I'm telling you that dudes an agent of Mordred no bap
Blue pushers fail at heuristics.
>>111475930Good. Good girl shon shouldn't interact with vile creatures like the horse.
>>111475968they could also just not value their own life at all which is admirable but not for me
>>111475773I was watching Callie but she endedThen I was watching Juni but she started a collabSo now I'm watching Matara but I'll probably stop when she starts reactsloppingI'll probably switch to Meat when she starts
>>111475928Blue here because I prefer batfemanon >>111475947
Imagine Geega the stick squished in-between Juni and Eggz
>>111475958Hi Abi poster :D I like you, I see you in my thread sometimes
>>111475928Both have a chance of getting kicked out
>nino collab with malesomeone better explain this...
>>111475321
>>111475901I hate people like Lucy. We were given democracy to represent OURSELVES that is the whole point we VOTE for what benefits us most. People like her change their own voting habits to appease a minority and virtue signal thus intentionally creating a society for the majority represented by the views of the minority.
>>111475987Good post
>>111475928>random chance you will become impotent
>>111475305What in the heath ledger is this Dark Knight experiment?
which vtubers are BD's? Which are GD's?
>>111476025reddit post
What if there was a button in your butt that makes you nut. Would you let your oshi press it?
>>111475773I'm watching Jets play Sims 2, it's quite fascinating watching girls do the character customisation because they almost go into a trance and spend like 8 hours in it
Para said in her last stream it's dumb to press the blue button if your goal is to survive. Your thoughts on this?
>>111475928blue blue blue!
>>111476040on king david lucy is a BD
>>111476054yes
>>111475968Seething misanthropic faggot. You lost.
>>111475930I wont watch her until she proves her kill count of Palestinian and Iranian babies to me
>>111476058>chuddy bunny picks the selfish optionand this is news because...?
This is the kind of arguments Lucy was getting into
>>111476058>press red>0% chance of dying>press blue>non zero chance of dying
>>111476058it depends on your utility function. mine is logarithmic so I vote red
>>111476058>/meat/chuuba is misanthropicshocker
>>111476082depends on the building, my relation to the person, how bad the fire is and so on
>>111475928blue because batfemanon absolutely MOGS junifemanon
>>111475852Nah she's just missing, didn't post a schedule this week and KKCyber is on vacation so who knows what's going on in the dojo.
>>111476082she's right though
>>111475777Every time I hear an argument for the blue button it's the most goy shit imaginable. No wonder jews rule over us. We deserve it.
>>111476099women are lovers so they vote blue us men are killers so we vote red. she would never get it
>>111476082>implying the red pusher must be evilLucy you're better than this. What have you been reading on Twitter? Between that and >>111475640
>>111476058She is correct
Is Lucy Pyre intentionally saying stupid things to make you mad GFE
>>111476082You idiot, when you run into the building you become the person to save. You are the reason anyone is in danger
>>111476082This bitch wouldn't even give her seat up for someone on the bus let alone any fucking fantasy about buying buildings
>>111476025actual trvke
>>111476032you ever just be watching or looking at porn then all of a sudden some stupid ass question pops into your head and you gotta look it up or you just tab over to /lig/ for a minute and your boner goes away
>>111476058that's a prey mentality, quite pathetic
Clauvio would push the red button
>>111475928I would press red because even if I'm excluded at least I don't have to witness the double sub failure of the bats in bed
>>111476160noi have ed
>>111476082No it's not logical, logic is not morality, putting yourself in danger is illogical. It would be a moral matter which therefore overrides logic.
>>111475321I'm gonna cum
>>111475914NPC, bot, there is no difference
>>111476182enormous dick?
>everyone and their dog streams NTEis it good?
>>111475928I'm not interested in femanons that aren't /lig/gers and shouldn't be either
>if you press this button half the population diesOK what's the downside?
>>111476082If it's my mom or dad I would. Still pressing red Lucy.
Why does it not surprise me people who chose the bear also choose the only choice that risks lives
red button pusher theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000_5Z6y4H4
>>111475928Red
>>111476200No it's just a sponsor
Ashton is online
>>111476230asston farten
>>111476112Thank God, Shishou is one of the only chuubas I know that actively makes steps to improve her life and wellbeing and shares that advice and assurance with her viewers, a rare really good human
Is Lucy's shtick just trying to bait you into getting mad and physically correcting her?
>>111475807The problem is that hundreds of millions of people exist in Asia and Africa who have never experienced stable living conditions or Internet and who don't process things in their brain at a level higher than "me want thing me take thing" who will overpower all blue pushers in developed nations by sheer numbers alone. It's not a question of "Do you think the people around you are good or bad", it's a question of "Do you have any idea what the rest of the world is like"
>>111475866yeah, so you're thinking it game theory likethe reason why everyone's so angry is because both sides are arguing with different premises, the question is understood differently and that's why no one seems to understand each other, or it seems like the other side is speaking nonsensethe answer is the red button in the maths building and probably blue in arts building
>>111476200typical gachaslop that drops a bag of cash on every 4view
>>111476099extremely
>>111476099No Lucy is just a woman and this is how they operate
>>111476172This is a very tributable image
Reinstalled windows, slopping liggers again soon.
The only downside to pressing the red button is that minorities get to press it too
>>111476206Exactly I'm pressing red to kill those faggots on purpose
>>111476230Puffy Vulva!
liggers who have a shopping addiction that they excuse as "retail therapy"?
>>111476320That image does things to me man
>>111476287Based
Lucy with another hot take
>>111476328damn
>>111476206really depends on how much you care about those around you at that point. If you dont give a fuck then hit it but if you do good chance you just evaporate 1/2 of the people you care about.
Who names their kid ashton
>>111476322Olivia Monroe and maybe Numi
>>111476344Well said Lucy
>>111476344stupid bitch
>>111476287>Reinstalled windowsSorry that happened
>Naiyos island name is Brocon Islandnever change bug
Spaceballs is a funny movie. Fuck Bat.
>>111476344I don't get why people think Lucy is a gfe pick me when she's clearly grandma-core
blue be like what if I press a button to kill myself
>>111476356they should have pressed red
I'm conditioned to get super horny every Wednesday because of Menace but I jack off too much thinking about the stream that when it already happens I'm spent.
blue be like epstein probably killed himself
>Yesterday Bao sat at ~700 viewers until someone raided herbig oof
I am this close to launching the goyim extinguisher bomb
>>111476385its funny the first time but doesn't really hold up
>>111476419Do it, Tobs. Please.
>>111476433That's 90% of comedies
>>111476436They're also racist
>>111476436Which part of the midwest is in California?
>>111476419esl friend that means to put out fires, not kill people
>>111476358Ashton Kutchers parents
>>111476373you think you can beat me 123? any maggotchamps wanna go roman greco?
>>111476344oats do be good
>>111476449She moved away from California after her car got stolen
>>111476419all of us liggermen are descendants of the 10 lost tribes of israel so do your worst mr baruch goldstein
>>111476456His real name is Christopher though
>>111476458watch out bro ive got the technique down
>>111476206Means you're amisanthropic cunt. And that's ok.
>>111476444airplane gets me every time
That's it
>>111476445It takes a lot of hardship in order to really appreciate what you have
>Made EctoCute
>>111476454>goyim>people
We don't care, Lucy. Don't care about your streams either.
>>111476469I'm pretty sure they steal cars in the midwest too. Little place called Detroit, maybe she's heard of it. They call it the Motor City for a reason
>>111476486damn they should probably address that
>>111476436remember when oli said that men really love to talk about crime statistics and twitter got really mad at her
>>111476015chromu's fault like everything else that used to differentiate nino from her
>>111476489she didn't lie about making the laziest island ever
>>111476445Bro has never seen how liberal places get when they're 99% white and low crime
>>111476499uh oh califatty melty
>>111476444no i mean spaceballs specifically makes fun of star wars for being a big merchandizing vehicle for selling plastic slop and that was novel and funny but after the prequels, disney sale, etc... the state of star wars is even worse and more ridiculous than the parody in space balls so its just not very funny in that respect
>>111476496you dont need to tear other people down femanon, you can just press go live and people will watch you as well!
>>111476486i do this
>>111476499I am not American but if Detroit counts aa Midwest then they really need to rework that naming convention
>>111476344I feel like Lucy likes when people post AI photos of Jesus on Facebook and she writes "Bless up" underneath
>>111476499umm retard that's the name because they make cars there not steal them die already
>>111476499Detroit is not the entire midwest.
>>111476445Not true
>>111476486Juni in Thailand
>>111476445she already called them nice anon no need to say it twice
>>111476484Update: red vote won. Death squads have been dispatched
>>111476561Um, sweaty Detroit is part of the rust belt they don't make shit there anymore that's why they gotta steal the cars
>>111476436Midwesterners are not pretty but they are kind
>>111476620Ashton Marten...
I got a fever...And the only prescription is MEAT
liggers with big fat asses?
>>111476591Whites are a global minority I can only benefit from pressing red, it is the Chinese and Indians that must fear
>>111476445>racists care about their own more than otherssay it aint so
>>111476675>>111476675>>111476675
>>111476645They are kind to their autismos
WHITE POWER!
>>111476551>>111476564chicago
>>111476676The one thing that makes Bao redeemable
>>111476691Yeah you yankees should rename that system, that is geographically North-East no matter how you look at it
>>111476165I would be so scared out of my mind you'd probably have to take the lead. Zero experience, zero idea what I'm doing, and probably obsessive googling beforehand on how to impress my partner.
>>111476779stop larping as me you disgusting moid
>>111476690Go to bed Para
>>111476810batfemanon would never say that
i NEED my mouth on lulus huge tits
>>111476779I can teach you everything.
>>111476287>Reinstalled windowsBased, fuck Linux.
>>111476779I can teach you everything. In Monster Hunter
>>111476779I'm going to rape you
>>111476676Sh0cks gets to fuck this im jealous
i cant teach you anything but i would learn with you