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jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vb91Q422Dg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-6YPZ4RB5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQNC860NR-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwz9Zd9GG_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGRQ7yUEM3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkat_gVRiLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bd_dn0PO58

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers
Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>/jong/ news
- Become jong's new captain by signing up for league: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/
>Registration open until May 7th 23:59 UTC
>Draft on May 9th 19:00 UTC
>Regular season starts on May 23rd
>Lobby ID: 966822
SIGN UP HERE:https://forms.gle/5WzuRd9Ma5QYZXfo6
- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8
- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198
- Dofume tourney is finished. It was fun.
- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM
- recent Khubie (local man with a voice changer) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky Yaku is Tanyao! A fast hand for a thread that needs to be posted fast.

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https://www.twitch.tv/rageinthemist
Truck
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wish i was truckin rn
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stay truckin
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>Anya wants to play american truck simulator
is she /here/?
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i can't stop grinding my teeth
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>>111524825
When did she say that? Also doragon is going to take another one
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>>111525336
on stream right before I posted it
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I'm out of the garage but I'm sleepy, I'll finish it tomorrow when the cabinet I bought for chemicals shows up
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anyons cookin
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im watching anon truck
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im about to go buy my mom a nice steak for mothers day since she's on keto and can't eat chocolate
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I'm gonna sleep forever
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giwtwm
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BOO!
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anyon, anyon! we need to cook! (new mexico, tight!, homemade)
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>>111526880
I'm making greek meatball gyros
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I still have 5 burritos in my freezer from meal prep last week
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I'm trying not to fall asleep
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well jrucked
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>>111524513
Well trucked
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>>111526697
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>>111526880
I already picked up a 20 piece McNugget and med fry after work.
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>>111526980
I went to say I was calling it in chat but my streamlabs chat was logged out and I couldn't be asked to verify my email right then lol
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>>111524825
>isreal
That's spooky
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I ordered food so I wouldn't fall asleep
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What Anya is Nyana right? OFC she's /here/
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>>111527502
take your meds, she just happened to stumble into that pirate stream that was only posted in /pcg/
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i think anya should jong
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>>111527536
That was still really funny. That and the Yuni bait one too IIRC
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>>111527589
I think that was underscore EN in the yuni bait one but it's been awhile so it could've been her
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>>111527615
>it's been awhile
God I think over two years now.
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https://x.com/yagi_356/status/2050135916241719341
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>>111527615
Yeah, that one was Mari.
I'm pretty sure I got a reply from her in pcg once after I joked that she was cucking Hina by playing mahjong with Pippa. Good times.
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No vtuber has ever visited /pcg/ or other related threads
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who's anya
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/pcg/ had a surprisingly large vtuber population, present company included.
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>>111528095
The black cat of Phase Connect.
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>>111528025
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>>111528331
Hime is for rape.
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>>111528437
for me it's Himebaby
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>>111527930
Is this worth re logging into Twitter?
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>>111529265
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>>111529278
Drats, i was hoping for another batsu masturbation stream
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Horny
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stream
https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23
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>tune in
>200 points in e4
mapitan...
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>>111531933
He's charting a course to victory. This is a...pit stop.
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you wont be wise cracking when he leads /jong/ 1st in league
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Goodnight everyone.
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>>111533737
Goodnight anon
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>keep seeing doragon on twitter posts when I don't follow him or interact with him at all
How much tweeting do you do
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>>111536268
>when I don't follow him or interact with him at all
Okay but why do you hate him?
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>>111536302
It's an alternate non-vtuber account
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>>111538932
cute! who is this?
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>>111539457
1s ichihime paint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

idk where i got it from
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>>111539457
>>111539516
that's 145.png from arts and craft tourney 5 you niggers
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>>111539576
thanks my jonga, how did you find out?
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evens work on my shed
odds work on my garage
0 work on my will
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Jongers aint shit but hoes and tricks.
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jongers are cool and cute and jongin'
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That cool? Me.
That cute? Me.
That hoe? Me.
That trick? All me.
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I'm illegally downloading something
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It turns out anon would download a car
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>>111544353
but what about the jongin', anyon?
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>>111546055
When was the last time you even logged in?
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>>111546095
i don't know? but this isn't about me, it's about you, anyon!
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The last time jellyjonger logged in to Mahjong Soul was 1 week ago.
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Fake jonger, exile her to the wasteland (/mjg/)
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Our femanon count is too low, we can't afford to lose her.
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Our femanon count is too high, we can't afford to keep the ones that don't jong.
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>>111546743
JJ is the only one that jongs with us though.
QB: HATES mahjong
Mitchie: only lurks here because it turns her on when we call her a WHORE (affectionate)
Kaia: ABANDONED us and mahjong
Pippa: wants only to DESTROY us and everything we hold dear while streaming as little as possible
Sophie: LATINX
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Crow: Likes little boys
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I wish crow would have molested me when I was 14
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did jj sing up?
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no because she HATES us
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We dont need her the jong team is at max jonger capacity, if we go any higher people will start complaining
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>>111550012
how many repeat members can we have before TO gets mad?
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>>111550012
She needs to sing up so she ends up on another team.
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>>111550012
oh nyo mjg will have one more thing to complain about~ as if there aren't manifold complaints every single thread~
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this fucking ass Sao minigame rpg takes three hours to kill a fucking monster and max speed is x2
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Mahjong vtuber for this feel?
https://x.com/_kay676/status/2050614922346733854
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>>111551982
Nasa, but she only streamed jong once several years ago
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We're so fucking back
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>>111552650
Niceu anyonysan
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>>111550312
Currently were at 50% or 50% + 1 but last year people in mjg and i think here were having melties about a team being full jong and redrafting the same anons
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>>111553467
I think there are 5 native jongers signed up that haven't been on the jong team yet so we might be able to get away with a full jong team if we start with them assuming teams are 8-9 people
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>>111553727
Pretty sure 2 of them have opted out.
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>>111554523
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I finished working on my shed but I'm kind of stuck on re-organizing my garage until Monday's delivery
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Where did the pre league hype and shitposting from the last 2 years go? Is /jong/ not excited for league this year?
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I'm cleaning my house
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>>111556556
I didn't really have fun last league./spoiler]
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>>111557094
Killface sama nyooo
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>>111553389
Thankies
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>>111557094
did you get stuck on a bad team or was it the pressure of not wanting to let your team down?
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>>111553727
pretty sure there are more than 5 jongers that signed up. if all else fails draft people from your friend list. they most likely joined a jong room somewhere along the way
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I'm getting drafted to the steve team though
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I'm getting drafted to the revue team
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>>111558753
ive identified 7 anons who are jongcore to me, 3 are new, 2 are repeats, 1 hates jong and 1 is marked for death but theres several that i think are jonglite
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>>111559045
>1 is marked for death
Who is dying?
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can we get a names copypasta like they do in /mjg/ but it's all jongers or jonger adjacent?
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>>111559337
dwai
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>>111559045
>3 are new
1view
Lunaito
Homeless
>2 are repeats
Hanner
Sheenthia
>1 hates jong and 1 is marked for death
Steve?
Fox?
wnpoko fox?
Xapitan alt?
NTR rabbit?
/bag/got?
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>>111559430
that should be enough for a team, no?
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>>111560317
mikos are too valuable
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Goodnight everyone.
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They took my soundpost so just imagine the sauna sound effects from My Summer Car.
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>>111561044
is catbox still nuking shit because of AIniggers?
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>>111561070
They've nuked pretty much every soundpost I've created. I think this one is only still up because it's relatively recent.
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Usogui anime and MJS collab in October, trust
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>>111556556
i'm very busy rn, did the draft happen yet?
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>>111562427
draft isn't for another 6 days or something
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>>111562733
>draft happens at like 1 AM Saturday morning for the meat up
>tourney begins at 8:30 AM
We are either going to be super buffed or giga nerfed by this
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>>111563036
oh shit I thought it was closer to the start time of the tourney lmao

stay up drinking it is
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>>111563067
Wait no it's 5 am we're fine. I was gonna make several liters of coffee anyway, liquid only for tourney days usually does me well except for the time I noten riichi'd in all last of my first game at armo 2024
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nini
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>>111563457
i'm gonna be so messed up
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Morning.
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Boo!
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Pon!
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Chii!
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Kan!
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mahjong vtubers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbdPEjo4no0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSRxYYCEYzI
>didn't loop yet again
There is hope.
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>>111571816
This one always reminded me of Subaru. No idea why.
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>>111572996
>Looping M1 with decent NAGA scores
Clearly there's more to it...
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>>111574717
it might be variance but playing long hours probably doesn't help
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you can do it /jong/! go for gold in league!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
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>>111575599
shan't unless you sing up ( ̄﹏ ̄;)
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i'm sure we'd do better if jj joined
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guys. no cap. do we have a jonger captain?
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>>111575660
Why are you like this?
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id feel bad if a jonger signed up as captain and then i signed up as captain. also, if i don't end up in the jong team im gonna grinch (uncommitted, busy, not jongin)
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>>111575660
Unless Mapitan is trolling us, then yes, we have a captain. No cap. On God. For real for real.
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so like, mapitan (unknown, huuh?, head hort)? if i sing up you're totally gonna draft me to the jong team right?
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>unknown
she really does have dementia
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>>111576390
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>>111576390
only if you play with soul like last year
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>sheet updated
>no jj
she HATES mapitan despite not knowing who he is
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>unknown
He was literally one of the few positive players on the team last year
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>They expect JJ to remember anyone except Doragon and Furry
lol
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she can remember people that don't even exist surely she can remember her teammates or figure it out from the large amount of context clues
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she doesn't even know who workanon is
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she'll figure it out someday
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>>111578790
Will she though?
We have pretty much explicitly told her his name and she couldn't comprehend.
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oh! so mapitan must be mechie right! is he workanon too?
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>names
and no
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>>111579345
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>>111579012
>it took her nearly two hours to remember an anon she drafted herself after countless hints
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>>111579345
congrats! draft this miko immediately!
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>>111579443
he didn't sing up
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mjg getting mad at him singing up would be funny
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I jonged too close to the sun
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you didn't do it in friendlies or tournies so it's ok
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Brazilian bune jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/imgeiser
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how do you beat those levels in the sao minigame where you need to kill below 2 mins no one i have in my list is good enough
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>>111581300
you need an almost perfect full dps party for 110 and that with a good crit seed for 115, 120 isn't beatable
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BOO!
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evens ramen
odds rice with meat or something
0 kms (borgar)
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>taking add test
>too many questions
>quit before finishing
yeah. i think im fucked. im not gonna get diagnosed for real tho
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>>111584031
eat ramen anon please eat ramen i want you to eat ramen
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Hey jong, I'm going to play some Chinese, I think mahjong in NTE https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
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im watching anon play non mahjong mahjong
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I don't understand chink jong
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this is gold room, should i had bitched out¿?
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>>111585105
gold east is bottom of the barrel you have nothing to lose
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>>111585144
WELL I GOT FUCKING RONED
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>>111585159
gods leading you back to bronze, listen and follow the plan
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yuan shu is a nigger
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>>111585192
I need to go on league training, care to check my replay? I got 4th and think im just cursed
Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260504-1171c616-8d1b-4364-9aad-949bd20d16a3_a884676452
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>>111584273
i had beans
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i was waiting for NTE to release just for jong all this time and then wasted time leveling up to unlock it and now that i know it's not riichi i have lost interest and am annoyed
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what were they thinking calling a game nte? also it looks cool, but i can't afford to spend money on gacha
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>>111585105
yes, this hand is worthless
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>>111585299

1/2

General: in general, lone honors that have not been discarded are preferred over lone terminals. an undiscarded green dragon > a 9m that is not part of a block. this is so you have the chance for a yakuhai pon, instead of waiting around to get a bad wait terminal block (a kanchan like 79m or a penchan like 89m) once an honor has been discarded, then you can discard the honors and keep the lone terminals.

keeping tiles that are adjacent to completed blocks is good because more complementary tiles = higher rate of completing more blocks

E1T5: you discard 2m and lose access to dora 3m to keep the 7m. personally i would have kept the 2m not just for dora access, but you have the option to use dora and not risk the discard if you hit dora. i was iffy on keep 1s cause i like speed, but you do have the chance for 334455s iipeikou if you hit 2s, and if you riichid waiting for 2s, you have a good chance because you are holding most of the 3s.

E1T6: i think you should have kept 1s and just discarded the 7m, you already have a pair in 9s and you move yourself towards chiinitsu. unfortunately you had good souzu draws and missed a chance for a big win.
E2R0T1:discarding hatsu to keep 9p. 6p and 9p are competing for 78p and 9p needs 78p to be complete. if you have 46p, and then draw 78p, you end up with a complete block 678p and a nice middle pinzu 4p. this can backfire if you hit 5p and end up furiten for 369p sanmenchan, but furiten sanmenchans still have good riichi win rates

E2R0T3: you discard 9p upon 8p draw, theres no reason at this point to get rid of 9p, you just need 7p to complete the 789p shape. discard S or W since they are already once discarded

E2R0T9: you keep W over 5m? you have a chance for 345 sanshoku (your hand is 22m 35m 468p 22s 45s 88s). tsumogiri W, nobody has called and nobody is in riichi. you can avoid iipatsu deal in on any player, so dont bother keeping a safe tile, you want speed (especially in east)

E2R0T10: still holding onto the W you discard 5m, you miss the 345 sanshoku with the 3p draw, the 2m discard from T9 bites you in the ass. in general you move closer to a good wait tempai, so its not the end of the world, up you risk losing tanyao on 1m draw. also you lose access to 7m dora. we see this cost you on T11 with 6m draw.

E2R0: the rest of the hand you panic and start hording safe tiles then rush to try to reach tempai before the end of the hand
E2R1T4: DISCARD 2m or 1m. the 4556s shape with the 5s draw is great, and gives you a chance for a 345 or 456 sanshoku. discard 1m for 2234m or 2m for 1234m shape. 1234m by itself is a great shape for a pair wait (1 or 4m), 5m gives you 12345678m which leads to iitsu chance or sanmenchan. 1m discard gives you 2234 which puts you in iishanten and a ryanmen wait on 25m, which works towards sanshoku. both are respectable options. worst case is discarding 35p kanchan for the ryanmen waits. you do find the wait on 25m, but you could have seen it sooner and had a better hand imo opinion.

E3T1: discard S first. it has a worse chance to draw than hatsu but has the same value.

E3T4: this isnt a big deal but you already have 3 pairs (88m, 33s, and 88s), three pairs is generally worse than both having 2 pairs or 4 pairs (implies movement towards chiitoi). cute the pairs from either the 334s shape or 799s and keep the 8p for a wider coverage at the cost of a little speed

E3T7 is a good play but it is inefficient if you want to stay menzen, you move yourself towards tanyao on a guaranteed mutlitsided wait on a cut from 2345p (679m if you complete the 345s, or vice versa). 9m has been cut so you basically guarentee yourself a tanyao, allowing guilt free calling

E3T9 is a blunder. you already discarded 7s, dont try to build back a shape that uses it, a wait to complete 8889 puts you in furiten because you will be waiting on a pair, but 7s creates a 78889s shape with 8s as the pair, you are in furiten. the ONLY reason i see this as a reasonable play is if you wanted 9s for defense since you have a near kabe with 8s. keep the speed of the 2345, you are guarenteed a multisided wait on your 7888m 2345p and 34s shapes

E3T11 another blunder. do not riichi this hand. your wait is bad, you hand is tanyao nomi, there is no dora showing, you chase with an unsafe tile and the dealer is in riichi. you broke basically every rule and deserved the deal in. i never would have saved the 4m in the first place, tsumogiri it hoping to use it as a suji trap if you riichi to finish the 7888m shape
E4T4 why discard the 4p and ruin the 246p shape? at least keep 24 or 46 to allow yourself the chance to complete the shape. discard the once discarded E. you are dealer in E4 your priority is repeating, you already have a yaki in hatsu. if you want to keep the E hoping for toitoi, thats one thing, but at least let yourself have a chance to create blocks

E4R0T5 just go ahead and cut 2p since the 246p has been blundered and keep the E.
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>>111585105
4m is half suji so i would have pushed but it's a 2han hand so probably wiser to fold
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>>111585299
2/2

E4R1T3 no, you do not need the N. you have a hand that is pretty quick and can win you the game with a little luck. you cannot call N for yakuahi, it just hinders your speed because you should not bank on dora being discarded if you riichi. without it you have the chance for riichi, tanyao, pinfu, possibly tsumo, ippatsu, and ura. you only need 3-4 han to win. even if you sacrifice han to win, thats fine because you want to repeat if possible. keeping N bites you in teh ass next turn.

E1R1T4 i understand keeping 2m because you need a pair again but not having a pair isnt actually that bad and has pretty good acceptance believe it or not. you can always cut from the 777p and still maintain a block. 2234m has reduced acceptence because you already have half othe 2ms, so the wait is worse than the 468s shape. i would have kept the 468s.

E1R1 you could have noticed the lack of souzu from shimo but they made a smart choice not taking the N you discarded to advance their honiitsu, but really keeping the N derailed this hand unnecessarily. i cant say that tsumogiri'ing N would have saved you, but it did you no favors.

Conclusion: you have a lot of beginner efficiency mistakes that you can correct easily and really help your play. its cliche but read RB1 and practice the efficiency section. also start playing south games, not east games. they have a difference pace and east puts pressure to play fast and hard. south gives you more chances to recover from mistakes (but more chances to blunder)
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>>111585299
if you want to practice but dont want to play, check out the WWYD books on the repo

https://repo.riichi.moe/library.html#resources-strategy

here you will find

RB1: https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Riichi%20Book%201%20%28rb1%29.pdf

and several WWYD books

WWYD1
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/300%20Established%20Practice%20Which%20to%20cut%20%28wwyd-chan%201%29.pdf

WWYD2
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/301%20Established%20Practice%20Which%20to%20cut%20%28wwyd-chan%202%29.pdf

WWYD 3
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Tile%20Efficiency%20%28wwyd-chan%203%29.pdf

WWYD 4 (apparently good when reading RB1)
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/wwyd4.pdf


theres also cunny if you want to jork it


also youll find better players on mjg who will make fun of you if you post another log with >names, you can anonymize your logs when you copy the link
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>>111587030
id pay like 30 dollars to have hina deepthroat me while shes high on mdma at a concert
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>>111587049
i'd pay 35
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>>111585299
looking at your last 100 games in gold E, you seem to be doing well overall, so maybe you just had a bad game
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>>111587058
Damn ABGs are gonna be all over (You), moneybags. I’m out.
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gn lil pank
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Goodnight everyone.
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>>111588112
nini
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>ate my last meal at the Japanese place I'm a regular at
>bought my last pack of cigs
>took my last shower at the gym
>about to sleep in my car for the last time
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>>111589442
don't die anyon
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How many people are going to the meatup?
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>>111589442
>>bought my last pack of cigs
oh no, he's fucking killing himself
>>111590471
Four regulars from here plus some honorary jongers
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Theres a meatup?
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>>111591723
>he doesn't know
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>he didn't sing up
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What do anons do in these meatups?
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>>111594300
Meat
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>>>/vg/565808078
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>>111594638
I didn't write that
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>>111594842
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>>111589442
is homeless life going to be better in Japan for you?
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what's the deadline to sing up? also fucking draft me, jonger captain. i will be very upset if you do not draft me.
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don't draft jj as a joke actually
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>>111595095
go sign up right now retard, you're going to put it off and forget if anyone tells you the deadline
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>>111595127
but im at work anyon...
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>>111595095
deadline is in two or three days, the tourney doc didn't specify which timezone. i would sing up sooner rather than later
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>>111595147
you're clearly not working now go do it
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Boo!
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Some femboy just almost bashed my head on with a door and said “sowwy”. Whack
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>>111591983
Which country is it in?
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I can't believe deranker was workanon this entire time
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>>111597574
I'm just gaslighting jj more
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>deleted
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evens order food
odds kms
0 cook something
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>>111591723
Yeah in Australia for vrmo
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wish i was jongin' rn>>111598497
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>>111598497
Oh well i dont think i could take a roo in a fight so ill stay home
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>>111600122
Hopefully next meetup will be somewhere less deadly
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>still dont see jj singing up for league
did you forget already? mapitan wont draft you at this rate
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She HATES us. It's the only conclusion.
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>>111594300
watch slop
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Evens steak
Odds mac and cheese
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uwu i was cooking dinner. also anyons HATE me because they won't tell me who workanyon or the other mystery anyons are
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not only have people name dropped workanon, we have also ruled out most of the thread for you
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I am not going to tell you who he or ghostanon is
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>>111604683
maybe if you sing up you'll find out who they are
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I will reveal the identity of 2 of the pinkanons if you come back home in the next month
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I still have no idea who workanon is and caranons are roos
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okay i singed up. please draft me, mapitan. we will bring gold to /jong/!
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>>111605395
are you threatening your future captain with a derank
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don't draft me
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draft him so she can finally find out his identity
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in fact it'd be great if you could draft any pinkanyon, workanyon, ghostanyon and other mystery anyons
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>fedex driver is grinching my delivery because it's a 92 pound garage cabinet
I'm gonna melty, wanted my garage done today
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leave her to the wolves
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what happens if someone drafts jj before mapitan gets the chance to
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we win league 7
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she enters a spite fueled training arc and beats /jong/
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that would unironically be a kino storyline especially if both her team and /jong/ go all the way to the finals
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it would realistically be in L league, but still kino
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https://open.spotify.com/track/5TClFnXrJrLSGvnJc9RPrK?si=oqB8Bz61Tl6VbjMb3b4VTw

Me vibing while i cooked lemom garlic baked salmon with herb roasted potatoes and steamed broccoli

Mahjong vwhores or whatever
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>>111607667
good post
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>>111607667
/mjg/ would enjoy this post very much
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I'm tired boss
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>>111608451
I've been tired for so long that I can't say with confidence that I know what not being tired feels like
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i'm tired of seeing brown people in my town who don't belong here
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>>111608577
Smoke more cigarettes
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Smoke cigarettes and cigars, they keep the blood flowing when the body starts to shut down.
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>meat up is in my city but I'll be the last to arrive somehow
Lol. Lmao even
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Hey jong I'm going to jong and grind the event I procrastinated: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
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>>111610444
You're still getting there after me?
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>>111610483
I'm at work.
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im at anons stream
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I'm so glad robogoat isn't drafting me
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Funsized pink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeRppszGiQ8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ2jiHnVksQ
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Speaking of pink
Cat: https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi
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>Chinese Labor Day is 5 fucking days long
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we're gonna win, /jong/. we're gonna win!
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Why are the Chinese in labor for so long
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>>111612707
Who is """we"""?
>>111612642
Every day is Chinese Labor day.
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why do jongfags not subscribe? this guy costantly gets 300-500 viewers but still has 2k subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz9j98yCelI
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>male
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>>111612726
we, the jonger team!
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>>111612853
But I'm not on the jonger team
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>>111612856
you don't know that! also if a jonger wins, no matter what team, jong wins too
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>>111612869
>you don't know that
Yeah I do, can't be on the team if I don't sing up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrfXmSYxUlk
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>>111612931
>stream crashed
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Goodnight everyone.
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>>111612922
kill this anon in particular!
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>>111613746
Do it, put me out of my misery
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The human nose is retarded “hey bro im gonna completely block on side and fuck up your sleep FIX IT”
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>>111615556
One side of my nose has been blocked ever since I can remember, it randomly changes but it's always one. Currently my right.
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Yue..........
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Yue? Yeah, Yue sexy gurl.
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Dear Ming, dare dreaming.
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uwu are you excited for league??
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I'm excited to watch all the games
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I expect - no, I demand kino from you guys.
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not happening, I have 0 excitement for league 7, it fell off
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>>111619207
i demand you reveal the identity of workanyon or at least give a helpful hint
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>demand
Bratty jonger needs correction.
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>draft me to the /jong/ team or i'll riot.
the spite fueled training arc is going to be kino
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>>111620052
she's just asking to be drafted by a different team
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https://x.com/YuRaKuTen_GOTH/status/2051508075866259784
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>>111620052
training?
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>>111620461
I choose to believe she'll use it for motivation to beat /jong/ instead of getting drunk and crashing out in the thread and IRC despite all previous evidence to the contrary
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BOO!
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Pon!
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mapitan please remember to draft me
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remember to not draft me
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remember to draft the 2nd one but not the 1st one
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Remember what they took from you
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I still have my virginity
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Nothing a miko can't fix
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QB proving why she and the rest of the UK deserve the boots on their throat from their gov
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QB SUCKS
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what did qb do?
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>>111631815
Woman.
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>>111632253
grim
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do you guys know where I left my 15mm semi-deep impact socket? I never use that size but I can't find it
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>>111632768
Is that some kind of sex toy you SICK FREAK?
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>>111632768
It's in the bottom of one of your ammo boxes in your garage that has miscellaneous garbage like motherboard io plates and various lengths of cat 5 that you crimped without properly measuring because it fell off your screwdriver holder before you could put it away
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Bread >>111633042
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sex with sex foxes



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