>>111533457
Why is Lumi baiting gumis with her body

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We can't even hit the bump limit anymore. Lumi's power over us is weakening.

>Lumi hates being viewed as a stacy because of the negative implication
>wants to be seen as a bimbo
What is her problem?

>>111533457
Is that her tampon?

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what is her fortune today

>>111536088
>Anonymous is brown

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>>111536088
Lumi will be introspective and she will be in a terrible mood during the stream and after it.

>>111535951
that would be hot

>>111535951
remote controlled vibrator and (you) have the remote

>>111533457
Yum

did Lumi ever play ready or not with Muyu, i remember they wanted to play like a year or so ago

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>>111542093
Lumi's 13 incher

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The claws are not for scratching, also she ate kangaroos
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

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She ate this cute baby

Lumi used to live in next to a pond and river.

You think Lumi likes her butthole played with?

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i don't mind this kind of comfy from time to time

that sort of made me sad. not for me.

I need to grab a beer with op

>>111536203
she's exhausting sometimes. if this is true then I want to say she is a retard for collecting a chat she can't talk to.

>>111536203
How would Lumi react to this.

I can't take a even three day break because nothing online is real enough to survive that long in real life.
I'm therefore stuck brainworming afik. so.. is she okay? I dont care if she notices or spends 20 minutes looping because she didnt just read the first answer. it's on her to use her twitch tools. it's not entirely on a woman to figure out how she is feeling..

these dox efforts are why she just assumes we are all retards out of hand.

>>111544399
she might like it licked or rubbed but insertion is an absolute no. just listen to her when she has even a little pain

>>111549371
they're too low effort

>>111550194
yes

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Miia is about to be kicked out of her home if you guys don't donate to her right now
https://www.twitch.tv/miia

lumi deserves rape for that karaoke

>>111551216
will she help violate lumi

>>111551216
Hope she gets out of her funk, if you can call it that.

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looking kind of breedable

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>missed the karaoke stream
it's over for me...

>>111551216
Neat.
>Watches someone else instead

>>111553575
she was melting down the whole time

>>111554385
So the prophesy turned out to be true >>111536203

tardwife was cute again today, miss that lil cripple

>>111555951
explain

>>111554739
I guess it was.

oh good the attempts got nuked we can be normalish again

>>111556585
Aren't you scared how powerful Lumi is?

>>111556697
not particularly, no. she's just a lumi. she's for condescending amounts of love, not fear

mainland fags think she wants to just be a manager. true?

>>111557262
Yeah
She has talked about it many times about how she could groom young girls into successful vtubers if she wanted

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I'm starting to think people are too autistic to suggest lumi normal karaoke songs

>>111557458
I'm starting to know that's obvious at this point and that it also applies to game choice. the reason democracy doesnt work isnt because people want stupid shit. it's because they think they want stupid shit. in reality, they want good things. and the only one who can figure that out for them is the streamer.
she could have spent that whole time singing songs she knew and playing rimworld. instead we got..
it's annoying not because it is the truth. people dumb, whatever, not exactly news. its annoying because the truth is so fucking obvious. the minecraft coms loop. just tell her on discord became dicking around for ten minutes and then just telling her on discord.
if she is too much of a woman to make decisions then she needs to figure out how to follow istructions from people who arent literally fucking retarded.
I will go so far as to reeee although I don't feel autistic for expecting her to use the resources at her disposal.

>>111557402
that's kinda hot in its way. a pity it's a career related item. since career items are redlined from personal fun. but fuck it would be hot for tardwife to groom little sex slaves damn

>Lumi is from a new money family
>her parents and/or family are in state politics as conservatives
>she went to college to get married but ended up getting a bachelor’s degree
>her parents failed to arrange a marriage for her
>her brother isn’t allowed to date non-white women
>Starbro will likely date and marry some vapid woman for political gain
>Lumi, past her prime, will likely just be there
What a depressing life

>>111558545
retard

>>111558574
better to bury than respond, but yeah lol sometimes you just have to

last weeks "spontaneous" hentai suggestions on main was extremely well recieved. someone should either commission or find something that looks like lolumi. preferably involving a good yank of the rope

I can save Lumi

I can fuck lumi and continue to increase her quality of life in the process.

I have decided that lumi's overall redemption arc includes finding a creative way to incorporate a leash into each of her existing and future outfits

>>111561875
I think we should feed her MDMA

>>111562037
lumi rolling woiuld be adorable but she'd kill heeself during the recovery period

>>111536203
oh shit I should have paid way more attention to this. that's on me. the baker wars conditioned me to ignore things. damn it.

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>>111547659

>>111536203
I think it is safe to say that the world depends on moar

I love my baby tard

we need a shock collar stream

>>111534986
what is the bump limit?

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lemon live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>111567154
one of our usual posters was otherwise engaged and couldn't be seen checking his phone to post the usual to keep thread alive

>>111568367
Yes, he's been dipping his toes in spamming other threads.

>>111566991
No

>>111570400
he was dipping his something deep inside something, that's true

>>111571431
don't be gay anon. she's mad because she thinks she is better than her chat. she largely is, but she shouldn't forget the most amusing part of the internet. girls like her misreading the room.

She shouldn't be allowed to sing positive upbeat songs like this. It's like slapping in the face every person with ears. It is nothing short of a lie that betrays who she really is as a person.

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bad hours or short streams. she gave up on being a proper streamer. at this point, to complain would be as redundant as it is autistic. honestly, it's a relief.

>>111572449
She streams every day, multiple streams some days. You're insane.

>>111572582
that's what was so confusing.

It happens, plus she'll feel guilty now and wear herself out even more, maybe get filterless Lumi for a bit.

When will (You) come to terms with the fact that its your fault for the occurrence of recent events?

>>111572895
Nah, she will die on Monday and we will get a day off

>>111573032
>(You)
Oh, fuck off. Blaming viewers in this situation is retarded. It's a driver who decided to drown a car in a lake, not the passengers.
Someone need to learn how to take days off and rest proprely or, if she's so inclined, how to work smarter not harder.

>>111536203
The prophesy becomes more true and true. I wonder what happened.

>>111573032
I only see a trajectory

>>111573032
>(You)
Oh, fuck off. Blaming streamer in this situation is retarded. It's an industry, you stop grinding = you die. Also, she has a company that needs her.
It will be fine. You can always rest in the afterlife.

>>111536088
Insider here: the reason why Lumi is in a bad mood is because Starbro is currently dating a girl that Lumi and Starmom consider “trashy” and “white trash”, and is refusing to listen to them. It’s getting bad that other phase girls are starting to notice the yelling.

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>>111573887
makes sense

you're all retarded. lumi lost the plot and is suffering accordingly. everything stressing her out is because she made childish decisions based on a childish assessment of the meta based on a childish assessment of her objectives.
everyone is too zoomed in and has no idea why they are doing what they are doing in the first place.
if you are waiting for a time to feel disappointed in lumi, now's the time. she unironically thinks she's surrounded by retards and is acting like a retard accordingly.
I'm not going to keep running from boo boo to boo boo if she hasnt learned a fucking thing. christ knows we all have shit to do. I'd advise anons to become similarly indifferent and focus your efforts elsewhere.

Bunch of whiteknights the lot of you. You sad cunts.

>>111574558
uh huh
>>111533457
op if you want to be helpful, let the thread for a while. unironically.

>>111573887
Is that what she really is or is that what Lumi think she is? That’s a pretty big distinction.

>>111573887
She should get a white trash bf to compete for starmoms attention

>>111576419
Yeah me

I miss that yellow bitch like you wouldn't believe

>>111576853
But does she miss us?

>>111576419
Yeah me hell yea

>>111573887
Why would Lumi care about the class of the girl? Didn’t she say that shouldn’t matter.

>>111577666
the integers are speaking to me and they say no, she does not.

>>111581982
I think it wise not to ruminate on such things.

>>111579907
Women are always comparing themselves to others. Lumi considers herself to be a higher class since she's educated and can afford to waste money on frivolous shit. Even if it "shouldn't matter" morally, she still feels she's better than other girls.

>>111583545
But couldn’t she set those ideals aside and be happy for her brother that he found someone? Even if it’s a blue-collar girl?

>>111583545
the bigger issue is how she compares herself to men.

>>111583751
No

https://x.com/i/status/2051143688001372554

>>111586592
That explains her Bulgarian pass demand

I think I understand why a parent will claim "this hurts me more than it will hurt you" before beating their kid.

>>111587436
What happened?

>>111587436
It's because it's a short term solution with long term consequences for the kid that the parent will never have to deal with every waking hour of every day for the rest of their lives so they don't think it exists

>>111587309
It doesn't matter in the end because we know that she's not white

>>111588718
Neither blond?

>>111588996
Neither woman.

>>111589192
Neither is. Nobody real would have streaming schedule like that.

>>111589456
Clio?

I wonder why women don't seem to realize how pent up they are

>>111589931
I was going to essay but basically women wonder why things aren't happening to them instead of sacrificing something to get what they want

>>111590124
true. I imagine most fairy tale dungeons would have been far more effective if the captured princesses were given the keys and empowered to leave whenever they wanted. a knight in shining armor could conquer half the planet and end up sort of just wandering off while the princess agonized over whether or not to lower the draw bridge.
for all the talk about feminism, I doubt many women actually appreciate it when the contrivances of technology and modernity force them to make a decision someone else could have made for them.

>>111593085
No, the file box msg still doesnt work if you wanna point that out

I think we all know the significance of today's outfit choice.

Enlighten us, anon.

She will not behave today.

And water is wet.
The fact that she won't make the list was known from the beginning

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>drops Doris Day

>>111595139
?

>>111595355
???

>>111595335
Cute

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Lumi can’t sing
https://www.youtube.com/live/959LuLntJN4?si=Uts96hQqWmP_PAAW

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I love her so much

>>111598734
Why?

When is Lumi going to sing something from a good artist like Toby Keith or Kid Rock?

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>>111599091

>>111573887
Why would starmom hate her future daughter-in-law? She can’t handle give her grandkids.

do we have the long overdue searchable song list that karaoke streams require so chatters can cross check their suggestions and self-filter retarded requests instead of spaming chat all stream?
or did she completely forget why she was doing what she was doing and somehow turn this into something completely retarded like a thematic database for chatters to search and come up with suggestions?
having typed that out I realize it is a comically low bar, I am being a dick, and sincerely hope to be proven wrong.

>>111599644
Karaoke streams have two problems
1. She has song learning autism and will mentally check out if she messes up
2. This turns the stream into Lumi sings the same 5 songs over and over again
The karaoke bot is meant to help Lumi pick out songs that she doesn't know already so she can listen and learn in advance

>>111599644
She made an Excel sheet with ~750 songs in it. So, you can say, it's somewhat done.
Problem is: she wants to put so much features here that final product will be released somewhere around heat death of the universe.

>>111600055
>>111600110
the song list exists for the same reason mods exist. to prevent the platforms chat feature to devolve into pure spam actively detrimental to the streamer.
a song list tells chatters what is on topic. karaoke becomes viable requests instead of autistic gibberish.
list of song suggestions that can be honored-
project returns = high
project scope/effort required = reasonable
likely outcome = list created after one data entry stream. worst case, dry stream. best case, cute work stream

database of songs with metadata etc. that replaces suggestions with whatever formula emerges
project returns = ???/TBD
project scope/effort required = extremely high. data entry, outside help, programming, and development of new skills. Very high effort required.
likely outcome = crashing out at some point of the data entry phase when she realizes there is some other meta data tag she could add. source of anxiety that reduces performance elsewhere. clusterfuck for unknown gains potentially no greater than the list. bitchy behavior almost certain.

One of these is not like the other. it sounds like she midwitted herself into trouble again by being too smart for the people around her and but dumber than she realizes. I guess it would be funny to watch this constantly happen two years ago. cassandra cuck chair is non-viable

>>111600341
>bitchy behavior almost certain
She got all bitchy just by doing Excel sheet. Simple, fucking, Excel sheet.
She will be bitching anyway because someone dared to force her to do something that requires patience and perseverance.
Turns out, after 5 years of streaming you need infrastructure to ease burden of said streaming, but no, retard decided to smash her head against a wall like there is no tomorrow.
If you do something once - you can half-ass it.
If you do something constantly (karaoke in her case) you need to be prepared.
Sometimes, it feels like they give engineering degree in the US for free.

>>111600575
>it feels like they give engineering degree in the US for free
No you gotta pay for tuition, which ironically is almost the same. That's the impression I get from hearing about the quality of education over there vs here

>>111600608
Let me rephrase that: they give engineering degree for nothing. Or she is THAT bad at retaining information in her head, which is just plainly sad.

>>111600664
Based on her description of being able to sweet talk her teachers and faculty to move deadlines around I'd say so, or even expect to get by attending lectures alone

>>111600575
>>111600608
in fairness, sentience checks are hardest to pass in your area of expertise and many a thread unravels

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Lemon wife is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

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I'm going to meet the lemon woman!!!!1

Only 6 weeks to plan out what to say and try to map out a dialog tree to anticipate how the conversation might flow

>>111600726
Well, both of those are normal things in a lot of Uni. At least, from what I heard and experienced. So idk, maybe she's only good in certain things and can't extrapolate her knowledge anywhere else.

I think she shot the wrong chatter

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Tan Lemon

>Lumi really wants a cat
>But knows she will neglect it
Why is she like this?

Why has Lumi been bitchier than usual?

>>111602696
hitting the big three oh this year

>>111601816
You get a cat because you don't have time for a dog

>>111602696
Maybe that one gumi is right and Starbro really is dating white trailer trash.

>>111602696
alienated and menstrated

>>111602696
I asked her to be more bitchy, sorry

Lumi is so cute sometimes. I just want to chop her up and eat her.

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>>111607614

Why do I get the feeling that Lumi’s parents paid for off the college to give her a bachelor’s degree? Am I the only one.

Lumi's cover song is pretty meh.
https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc

>>111608114
that sort of thing isn't necessary in this day and age. your tuition counts as the bribe, you aren't gonna get kicked out unless you fuck up severely

>>111608318
Yeah, but Lumi shows all the signs she doesn't have the patience to actually finish a 4-year degree.

>>111608257
don't be a nigger

>>111608406
she has a good work ethic and is decently sharp. anyone like that can get a degree provided they actually show up to class and put in modicum of effort

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Lumi's Chud little sister got a new model
https://www.twitch.tv/miia

lumi exists at the point where the creative begins to meet the organizer. she's a creative, but the thing that sets her apart is her ability to organize and utilize other creatives while speaking their tard language.
I know it's a meme, but it was one born out of a serious observation. a little bit of handholding invested in keeping her steady would let her focus on her unique way of adding value. the conversion of business wrangling into creative wrangling and multiplying it into 10x the intial investment. hopefully sakana sees the the opportunity and steps up to the mentoring plate.
either way, right now we really ought to be letting her squirm until she actually learns something. once that stubborn bitch admits she is way stupider than she thought she was, she's acrually pretty damned smart.

>>111609075
Her new model is bad.

I forgot it was spring. no wonder it feels like there's viagra in the water.

>>111612267
You good bro?

lumi needs to be darker

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>>111612410
Here’s your dark Lumi

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Time to settle this debate
Is Lumi Yellow or Blue?

Why isn't Lumi streaming on Wednesday? Is she finally getting therapy?

>>111612611
Her jacket is blue and her boots are yellow

>>111612611
Someone who's blue wouldn't constantly say that they wanted to be a blue vtuber before suddenly deciding they're blue as of 1.5 years ago

>>111612538
Who the fuck is this?

>>111613669
jarhead tuber

>>111612611
Can't be yellow, she's respectable white woman that honors her ancestors.

>>111612611
blue. it really does fit her better

>>111612538
ah yes the mixed race army vtuber who somehow got in even with her severe mental issues

>>111614494
sakana may be a greedy chink but at least he knows one mulato is all it takes to hyjack the whole company with their niggee related grievances

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sometimes I feel bad for her. then I remember she sort of deserves it

>>111534986
Bump

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>>111534986
I think the time has come for tough love. She needs to accept her place and be mature enough to awknowledge how the mere presence of an inferior does not excuse her from the deference owed to a superior. And God alone knows how pent up she must be after going so long without the twice weekly displays of submission.
There is only one sane and frankly humane path forward. We must boycott her streams until she resumes the appropriately obsequious use of abuse eyes, with both models on a regular basis or until we regain our lucidity and sort of wander off after remembering how cringe vtubing is..

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>>111617045
I say we push her until she can no longer justify quitting, I want to see the Lumi that has passed the event horizon of rock bottom

>>111617387
I'm fine with turning her into goo if it means keeping the her and reconstituting everything around that core. regardless I'm also selfish and expect my needs to be satisfied. either directly or with public ass kissing

>>111614563
Why?

>>111617691
the usual lumi contradictions. communicating when she shouldn't, refusing to communicate when she should. getting frustrated when people falsely assume they understand her and get childish lulz by dismissing her as retarded; only to turn around to the people that actually do understand her, assume they are just being retarded, and trivialize/misconstrue the point being made for childish lulz.
to expect trust while refusing to trust.

>>111618009
How similar do you think she is in compared to PirateSoftware? Cause I see a patern...

>>111618390
there are many patterns in lumi but her errors, even her errors of intention, are the product of incompetence. things that will be grown out of.
he knew what he was and was a piece of shit for it. she might be a piece of shit, but only because she doesn't know what she is. talking to that fag would accomplish nothing beyond making you feel sticky. she might crash and burn but it won't be pre-ordained.

>>111614563
Fantasizing about nice things? In this economy!?

>>111618847
that is the nice thing about a recession. people become the most affordable commodity.
incidentally, we should really be playing more games that feature slavery as a core feature. there's something uniquely satisfying about breaking a person to your will. it's not the bragging rights, if anything you would want to keep it quiet so no one disturbs the exercise of dominion over a soul

>>111619061
Lumi, you have a stream to attend. Please, close /vt/

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https://www.youtube.com/live/vRYEOPSDJ6I

Tardwife live

She played Genshit off camera...

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>>111619102
She hates spiders

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is this the face a woman whose roads were mauled by a dragon or whatever? lazy.

>>111619474
rape is the only cure for such disorders

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why does lumi have a cleft palate?

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>>111620056
cat toggle

>>111620535
cat palate?
also lumi should have miia on more often for goon grooming.

Would Lumi get off to a Gumi getting off to Lia's lewd asmr?

>>111621444
No. Since she views Lia as inferior to her.

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Lumi! If you really do exist, then if anyone can make the thread not shit again, it's you. I can't believe I am saying this but you're the only one I trust to get it done.
We'll call it even for that time you attacked the secret service just to cockblock me.

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How evil is Lumi? Objectively speaking.

>>111625301
she deserve to be punished. the only debate is whether or not we should demean her further by allowing another woman to participate.

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Lumi mogs femanons.

Lumi should lecture us more. I love it when this dumb bitch goes on a huge tangent and is just completely wrong and retarded. It is one of her charm points.

I'm sure normal women are absolutely enchanted by a man who allows the slightest of frustrations to seize control of his emotions and leave him seething like a eunuch.

>>111628071
What does this have to do with Kaneko Lumi?

>>111630024
Far more than you might think.

did.. did tardwife?

Late

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mfw not penpals with lolumi

>>111625301
she molested her little brother. She's pretty evil

I won the lumi meet and greet but i have no idea what to say to her

>>111628071
Takes a Man to become best girl. Takes a Man to be real woman. In Misogyny we trust.

>>111635994
Do you know how to juggle?

Lumi should be slapped for that scientist tiger joke. I'm glad it got brought up again because we faildd to give her enough shit for it the first time.

Why is lumi taking tomorrow off? To go to Canada again?

>>111637019
don't check the news tomorrow

>>111637174
Who is she going to kill? Jelly?

>>111637544
Most likely. Jelly has been getting more viewers than her recently.

Don't mind any news coming out of Cuba
-Lem

EU5 update came out today and she doesn't want to make us choose. what a good girl

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oh lumi..

>>111642495
Why’d she do it?

>>111644134
Bratty girls unironically get anxious when they go too long without getting punished. We can't effectively punish her through a screen unless she lets us. She won't even play ball for workouts these days, so she probably feels like a pressure cooker. We are lucky she isn't acting out more.
The real question is whether we should take matters into our own hands.

your BDSM sex fetish is getting boring

Does she have a mic on during her movie nights?

>>111644985
Midwit.

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Cute

Lumi is kind of a bitch for never using the prison Lolumi ever again.

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>>111642495
Why would lumi do such a thing?

>>111645867
my bad.

>>111645379
Gooner.

>>111648479
I wish.

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>>111645308
I know you faggots can answer this question but are choosing not to.

>>111649813
Movie night is OCMB's personal stream time, he picks the movies and runs the whole show. Lumi almost never attends and on the very rare occasion she does she makes a single comment in chat and leaves. Lumi mic has never happened, but you will get to hear about 10 gumi men in on mics in chat if you show up early.

>>111649909
I gathered as much from the archive while waiting and thought it was just shitposting. What is Lumi's problem putting that on her schedule when she doesn't do shit or say shit and probably isn't even present?

>>111645308
>>111649813
It's just a regular voice chat not a stage channel so no not during the movies. It could be more enforced rules nowadays but she used to stay for a bit and chat and also during game nights. Now it's text but she's talked about vibes being off, I've said it before but halo game night was the shift, before then she could just be one of the guys.

>>111650318
>vibes being off
Maybe you guys should stop trying to dox her all the time

>>111650404
Lumi is more okay with someone fishing for dox than a discord filled with simps all clamoring for attention when they don't even know her irl or what she looks like

>>111650569
>pisses herself in terror over home invasion fears
>"Guys she wants you to dox her!"
whatever you say, retard

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>>111650686
He said "more okay".
When: P "more okay" than Q
and where: P is a known to be bad and Q is ambiguous --
logic allows us to infer that Q is therefore bad.
QED: Anon likely meant doxing and simping are both disgustingly bad.

You seemd to read that as
if Q = ambiguous then P can must therefore be less than amniguously bad. however, that would require anon to be unaware that doxing is bad.

with enough practice, you will be able to automatically perform these calculations in your head. this allows for more parisomious language. the alternative would be to verbally specify the above. therefore, it is generally wise to assume the sanity of your interlocutor, rather than assume the most absurd outcome.

by the way, this is a microcosm of why all zatsus go to shit. later on we can discuss irony and how it applies when someone who frequently requires these step by step explanations says you are autistic for providing them.

>>111650569
I don't get it, why is simping bad if they don't know her or what she looks like? That's less shallow than someone who would only be attracted to her based on appearance.

>>111651395
Lumi is a woman, so her logic doesn't make sense.

>>111651395
I'm afraid it is worse than you feared. Substitute simping because hot with simping because woman

>>111651427
ironically lumi makes this tacit assumption every time she thinks chat is assuming rather than making use of the thousands of hours of observing her problem solving to predict behavior.
the micro reflects her macro. chat reflects streamer isn't a meme. which has terrifying implications for all of us.

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>>111651541
I know it's kind of annoying because I too have this unshakable faith that I'm not gonna die alone even if I put in 0 effort based on fucking nothing and can turn down people in the double digits while I figure shit out, no sweat. Only I'm slightly older than she is

>>111651395
>That's less shallow
In her mind there's an idea of Kaneko Lumi but she's not even there so it's like >>111651452 said

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I love reading Lumi-core doujins.

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>>111651666
Thank you Satan.

>>111651628
Do you have a penis?
You have time to find a one and only if you are a man. Not loads but enough to take a gamble.
You do not have time to spare getting your dating reps in. find a girl to practice playing house with and fucking. you can't take a caclulated gamble until you don't know the value of the chips. you may have an idea but if youre like the rest of us, you will change how you weigh things after dealing with unforseen practicals.
the world is your oyster anon. go get it

>>111651677
I do appreciate some good head cannon. colors get less bright over time. gotta stay creative to stay interested. let us know if you find the good stuff

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>>111651842
Lumi-core doujins are always fun to read about.

>>111652394
I think the schadenfreude almost outweighs the role reversal

I just want to see Lumi’s feet bros

>>111603003
she hit that 3 years ago

>>111651677
>>111652394
Lumi will no doubt goon to this.

>>111652856
she would have done it if we got to 100,000 on youtube in time; but that was before the foot fetish overshadowed the more wholesome one she could quietly enjoy. it's too weird now.

>>111653380
if she is into mommy dommy shit or similar, she should actually be beaten with a stick. not in the fun way. in the making your kid stop being gay way.

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>>111653457
Anon, you know Lumi is into mommy dommy

>>111654701
I'm not particularly concerned but reitterations are still bumpy

Watching a guy rank a bunch of New York pizzas and damn it looks good. I wonder if Lumi even likes pizza or if she finds it too unhealthy.

>>111656293
Lumi views Pizza as low-class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lB-82YEmUQ
It's crazy to think Lumi used to live like this 4 years ago

>>111656471
Jesus, is nothing good for her?

>>111656655
Only things that cost 5x more than they should

>>111651173
This you? >>111650791

>>111656471
Lumi is low class. Sounds like she is having trouble coping with this fact.

>>111657615
>Lumi is low class.
But she said she grew up with wealthy kids and had wealthy parents.

>>111657641
She's a fucking peasant

>>111656989
fuck no. I didn't want to draw attention. otherwise I would be the one yelling.

knowledge is for ignoring, burying, or acting on. you don't vague post. you fix or fuck off.

>>111657679
How dare you. She's a high-class lady.

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Lumi should get a cat.

>>111658010
>She's a high-class lady.
How is she a classy lady?

>>111658109
lumi should do a lot of things.

>>111658203
Like find a husband and have a child so her parents don't have to worry about their bloodline ending?

>>111658228
well, sure. but that isn't something one could achieve in a day. life is about the bite sized steps in between. tangible actions that you can cross off a list.
I feel like she would be afraid to make certain lists. that might be one of them, sure.

>>111658228
>have a child so her parents don't have to worry about their bloodline ending
If her parents bullying her about wanting grandkids isn't getting across that she should settle down and marry, nothing will.

>>111658348
Lumi just needs to find the right man.

>>111658348
her game plans are often the equivalent of making the leap from shut in to laying on a bed legs spread and blindfolded with a sign saying "I up freeze up during sex, proceed with deposit regardless" all in one go.
verbally saying hi to a neighbor or whatever the equivalently safe but novel thing doesnt seem neccessary so it gets put off

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I would Like Pupi more if he knew how to draw faces.

>>111658560
that's a paradox. you can't find what you don't know and rightness doesnt make itself known for years.

>>111658611
she made friends with the neighbors dog the other day so there is some progress

>>111658560
She needs a young sensitive man who understands her.

>>111658620
ditto. I feel like he is trolling.

>>111658667
it is. I just hope the socially remedial steps she for hostile environment (real life people) exposure is with the social complexity reps one can only get in a familiar environment (for her, internet). sharing your life with someone isnt just being around them

Wasn't Lumi a stacy during high school? Why is she so nervous about meeting her neighbors?

this would be the time for a knower to share knowledge of the hitherto unknown variant.

>>111658882
She wasn't. She was a book nerd who did track. So she trys to cope by saying she's one just because she ran for college applications.

>>111659248
>She was a book nerd who did track
Aren't track kids popular? They were in my highschool.

>>111659261
Depends on the school. I would have to know how big her school was to tell. Smaller schools let anyone join. Maybe she made it up as well we will never know unless she has storys.

>>111659382
>Maybe she made it up as well we will never know unless she has storys.
Lumi would never lie to us.

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Will she listen or will she ignore it like always.

>>111659425
>Lumi would never lie to us.
Lumi said she's white but we all know she's chinese

>>111659501
But other phase girls say she's white as well.

>>111599508
I'm sorry you can't see the vision of wigger lumi. Here's a taste https://youtu.be/LMKfIXdxh-U?si=fnTH1DRlD30TVFRL

>>111659525
Why can she speak better chinese than uruka?

>>111659592
Uruka is a phony, anon. Everyone knows that.

>>111659601
So Uruka is white as well?

>>111659625
Can she cook Chinese food, know the lore, have the mandate from heaven.

>>111659637
So everybody is phase in white?

>>111659672
As white as they can be. But its obvious that Pippa and Lumi are the whitest girls in the company.

>>111659692
What about Shiina

>>111535213
>What is her problem?
unironically, being a woman

sex