LinksYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@KosekiBijouTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/kosekibijouTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kosekibijou1st orisong - Prism Magic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3pjFfKBonI2nd orisong - Rock In!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ0iMP80QQ>StreamsNext stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gI0xAJ17kPrevious stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIgPvzuNvncDebut stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpAQib0T5v03D Debut stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw0zL5YshRk>Shorts/music/unarchived streamshttps://rentry.org/e6mionzq>Merchhttps://rentry.org/tyfao78u>Intro/starter newpebble guidehttps://rentry.org/qpx5vnec>/gem/ OP template:https://rentry.org/vt_gem_opDo not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report and rock on.>Previous>>111531932
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GLaDOS can't out sass my wife.
Now she's thinking with portals
My wife is such a cute speed runner
Bye cubes...
subtitle SPOILERS
WHY IS SHE SO MEAN
SHE DID I-no....
To shreds you say?
Glados is such a tsundere… God, imagine being retrained by her as she angrily masturbates you and says how disgusting and worthless you are until you cum nonstop…
>>111579750John! you are doing it again
>>111579750You reminded me of that one lewd GLaDOS audio
she not occam'ing very well
Biboo's delicious cake
eating biboo's generous cake!
>>111579849>>111579865so delicious and moist
This game's making me miss the culture we used to have where making fun of people for being fat fucks wasn't verboten.
>>111579802Link?
>>111579750you actively search for glados on rule34, don't you anon
>>111579888it does make me wonder what sort of insane bullshit that'd get brought up if it came out this year, twitter would lose their shit about "normalizing fat shaming" lmao
>>111579897I wish I had it, it was on /v/ probably over a decade ago now
>>111579888>>111579945Can't go one single stream without you raped niggers being niggers
>>111579888not only fat people, but I won't risk starting shit in the thread
>>111579958Uh oh, mindbroke the thread fatass, did I?
monkey's here dudesdon't mind him
>where's the laser?ASK THE POLICE
I love watching her brain work
You kill a person ONE time...
>>111580124Unless they live.
SHE'S DOING ITSHE'S THINKING WITH PORTALS
Biboo has the attention span of a fucking goldfish. And I’m not talking about the animal, I mean the cracker.
the praise kink is real
Nice tits, Biboo!
She's really proud of her ass
She's not going to live because biboo's going to MURDER HER
Her real name is Caroline
Distant Biboo my beloved.
uhh pebbles... is she a little... you know...?
>>111580524girl, yes
She knows the ragebait tactics
>>111580524dumb as a rock
Oh man I forgot this part
Cuteee
So that was the best Easter egg in the game according to chat? Seeing the Borealis was better imo
>>111580762eh I always found the Borealis boring
>>111580762>Seeing the Borealis
>>111580610That's an insult to your hard working, hard thinking rocks that you are using at this moment.
>>111580762Biboo has no context for The Borealis
>>111580762At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within this city?
>>111580803You know what I mean >:(
CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE
Oh damn that was a GOOD sneeze
cute sneezes
I felt it twitch a little bit
I'm going to surprise Biboo from behind!
SHE'S DOING IT
I'll be Biboo's mom
She is attempting to brain.
I smell something burning
She's a GENIUS
Probing the Bibrain... smoothing her wrinkles...
My wife is cooking!
>>111581615Like most things on the Bibody, her brain is very smooth.
We all need to get a little higher, honestly.
I can't believe she fell for it...
>>111579098built for loving french kissing balls deep baby making missionary sex
I don't remember this game looking so good
>>111581806It definitely stands up well
She likes weatly now!
>>111581866>I feel like they lie a lot in this facility
I would kill to smell the bib stank
lol
BIBOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BIBOO NOOOOOOOOO
turret chan didn't deserve that
bibsneeze
Greek Gods were fucking metal has hell
Seeing Biboo play Portal reminds me, did she ever play or stream Stanley Parable before?
Biboo stories would be pure cinema
Dang, just when he was sounding like a nice guy
Do it Biboo, I believe in you
surely Valve will count to 3 this year
>>111582379they will release hl3 in 3333/33/33
This coughing baby
This is where the game starts to get good
>>111582379It starts with
oh yes, Jhordon Freeman
>>111582379yes because biboo caught up
sniffa sniffa
it's funny seeing lost tourists like this
>>111582445ONE THING
Should just plug biboo into it instead
Shes such a brat
such a brat
>I know you're arguing but check THIS OUT
It’s annoying as fuck whenever she stalls like this everytime…
She beat the game!
Those kisses, were all to me.
>>111582651I can only be edged for so long before I just want to creampie the gaki and go to bed.
The incel chud rage was let out
what a dope
Her brain is a potato.
I love this simple creature
Why are there so many loading screens?
I was going to say this is the part of the game that gets to the neat boomer gen tech part of the game, but that wouldn't be right. It's really more silent gen tech.
God I love her so much
>>111582962do you know how old this game is?
>>111582962>>111582983I mean, you say that, but I'm pretty sure that some modern story-based games have more loading screens.
>marriedbweh...
Fun fact: This part of the game is another Digipen student project turned game. TAG: The Power of Paint, is the original student game, and they were hired by Valve to put their idea into this game.Valve hires a lot of Digipen graduates.
>>111583070to science
>>111583087WHO THE BEEP IS SCIENCEILL BEEP THAT BEEP UP
>>111583082Valve was very basednot as much anymore
Black Mesa CHEATED
Ya know, I'm not sure these tests are very safe
>>111583163>not as much anymore you sure?
She's not very observant.
science was WILD back in the day
>>111583318I miss when everything was made out of asbestos back in the day…
Is LIFE pre-recorded?
beeboo
I love the way she says Biboo.
BEEP THE LEMONS
we are simulation
>>111583377sure, why not
>>111583318It was gonna say it was the 60s, but that's when this part of the lab got condemned. No, this is raw 40s - 50s style science happening here. Shit that wildly disregards all human safety concerns or any lasting impacts that that science would do to people. Oppenheimer level science.
She's going to be saying "Whee" a lot, and we haven't even gotten to the speed gel.
This child is a child
>>111583463no way...
>>111583410We have a big enough population, we should go back to that style now
My house has asbestos in the walls...
That guys voice actor is the one who voiced the onimai? The one who went around punching people in that cartoon?
>>111583536I'm in your walls.Send help I'm dying from asbestos.
biboo sneezed all over my penor
>>111583548Yeah, J. Jonah Jameson
>>111583548Yes, it's the man who wants you to take pictures of Spiderman.
>>111583536Rip in peas
Why is she so sneezy today?
>>111583579>Today
>>111583570>>111583575Huh, i don't know why i remember him sounding different. Then again the last decade was so shit for me it's like a black hole of memories.
>Oh yeah, the coffee we gave you can kill you, but only if you think about it.Cave... why would you tell me this, then?
mooms mention...
I do remember that!
>>111583672SCIENCE!
>>111583672that's the fun part
>>111583584Now you can come out.
I wonder if the sneeze pebble knew this lore?
>vibrating>beepingthis game's made for us
Everyone in this thread is a gross pedo
J. K. Simmons is a great actor
Why is the witty dialogue and signs actually good?
>>111583787because Valve
everytime I see half life and portal, I think to myself "only valve could make this"I don't know what that phenomenon is called, but its amazing that literally no other developer has come close to valve's unique flavor
SneezeGODS we are feasting
I'm euphoric
>>111583584>4th sneeze roundthere you go, this pebble eating good
Biboo sniffles...
sometimes I watch her play, and I think to myself, "is she retarded"?and I feel bad for it because it reminds me of that spatial awareness thing
GET A JOBa
Biboo realizing the GOAT
https://youtu.be/BwSts2s4ba4one of the best laughs ever
>>111583410the craziest science I got to know is the demon core, yes, the name is well deserved
>only cares about spiderman Shes just like me... frfr...
>>111583735Tell the child to stop being sexy.
>"There's too many new gen heroes, I only care about Spiderman"You and everyone else.
Biboo should watch Whiplash with me
>>111583735Have you considered I don't want to fuck the Biboo, I just enjoy watching her stream? Faggot.
I liked loki. I always like when they do time travel stuff like that. Reminded me of the best stargate episode.
>crazy that mcu did too muchyeah, crazy that we could not get more iron-thor-hulk gang, bc dudes were already doing that for TEN beeping years
I dont care about any modern capeshit but I would like a watchalong with her.
These are some good Biboo noises.
SHE DID IT!
>>111584000Watch the 90s spiderman cartoon.
It is baffling how she keeps missing these easy jumps.
aperture science has seen some better days
WHOLE 60 DOLLARS??
>>111584217It was the 60's, you gotta take inflation into account. I saw some prices from a 90s shopping magazine i had and i wept.
>"BIBOO GO GET THE SECRET YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOU PLAYED HALFLIFE"Fucking chat.
>>111584249At least the experiment blurbs were good
Why was GlaDOS made to feel pain?
>This doesn't work with all skin typesmy condolesces
Back in the day they sold Potatos toys that you could actually plug into a potato and it would say things at you.I forget where I put mine.
GO BIBOO GOGO GLADOS GO
Was this game the reason why every modern game has to have a funny guy talking to you at all times?
>is she glados???
biboo sure makes my potato wiggle
She may not have played the game but she must have watched someone else do.
>>111584317You ate it
>>111584388Nah, she played the multiplayer, it also had paint mechanics.
>>111584337Portal had a CRIPPLING effect on millennials' sense of humor, yes.
>The 1940s facility that managed to get Olympians, astronauts, and WW2 vets as test subjects fucked up so badly that now, in the 1970s facility, they are grabbing random hobos off the street by bribing them with 60 whole dollars as a reward for doing these tests.The funny part is that 60 whole dollars is about $510 in inflation.
>>111584317but are those in the app store? bc I'm not touching androidkids today
>how do I walk on walls?
>>111584424I mean because she knows of the story beats and she was also humming the "want you gone" ending song during the portal stream.
a shoort and shies
skiding into bibs
CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE
>60 dollars can buy you a whole boat?Yes. Boomers literally had life on easy mode, Biboo.
>>111584479I hate you
How the heck
>>111584480she did indeed say she heard the portal 1 and 2 songs before, yes
Goop and goop.
Man the ARG for portal 2 was fantastic and I highly doubt people would be able to solve it today.
>Get an additional 510 dollars if you let the science boys tear you apart, limb by limb, and then sew you back together - for science.1000 dollars for all that? Hmmm.
120 DOLLARINOS?? my kids will go to uni!
Biboo bouncing and sliding until I goop
Biboo blue herself
>>111584479Do not what? Do not the Biboo?
She's a gooping GENIUS
They seem like expert of tumors
banging pebbles...
Ill show you what the white gel does biboo
Now we reach the "And now you can fucking put portals on everything" section of the game.
Time to get my white gel all over Biboo!
Biboo playing with white goop after banging rocks
>moon cum
>What does the white gel do.It's big pebbles have little pebbles.
>could have just been glados going "yes mr johnson" slip in sync with the recording>instead she comes a couple times with "I.. know him"hate how creators choose to spell it for dumb people
>>111584897yeah me
this is such a great setup for the finale
>>111584918
I'M GONNA SNORT THE BIBOO
GIMME THAT BIBOO DUST DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS
no biboo snorting
>>111585032I did this once to a pixie stick
>>111585032Where did you find this picture of me?
>>111585002Dammit, Greg Coomer.
me when biboo
dirty joke acknowleged
The slow realization is hilarious.
I can't really fault her for this. I literally thought similar back when I played this the first time.Also, sticky white stuff in DeS
She's blaming us
she got some on her face
>>111585148chat is full of retarded coomers so she's right to this time
gas all coomers holy shit
I want to paint Biboo’s walls white…
>>111585222I wrote this
Everyone loves the lemon rant.
Cute bib
She's saying what we're all thinking
>Aperture were so broke ass poor at this point, that the test facility is barely even functional. It's basically just the goop pipe and some bare walls, and boom, test done.Depressing environmental storytelling.
Welp, this VOD is deleted now. No way John Lemon's going to let that stand.
FUCK LEMONS, BURN THEM DOWN, SQUEEZE THEM INTO YOUR URETHRA AHHHHH
>Bae: "The fuck is she talking about?"
>>111585345>SQUEEZE THEM INTO YOUR URETHRAuhhhhh
>>111585345THIS ANON'S SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING
>>111579098day after
WHY SHE KEEPS FALLING?!
>>111585331maybe they should have stopped giving 60 bucks to every dumbass that can spot a white wall 600meters away and portal gun it.
>>111579750Maybe you'd like Kei from Blue Archive John
>>111585331To think, they invented portals after trying to make shower curtains that wouldn't go in towards you while taking a shower.
Shes so cute
She WAY over thought that.
Well that's one way to do it
>>111585395Elevator shaft always takes a bit to find the right path through on your first playthrough.
>>111585507well no, she just didn't look up
Quick! Biboo needs white goop to solve this puzzle! Help her!
>>111585553Gamers do not.
>>111585579Right in the Bibutt.
>>111585472this was in one of cave johnson yaps? will look for it in the vod
>>111585731It's from the original game.
that's what she said
>Biboo will never exasperatedly talk about how much goo you have and that its getting everywhere
Definitely me when Biboo
Honestly the white goop is overpowered, because as soon as you unlock it you can just spray everything and make every surface portalable.
The amount of times I have had to scream "LOOK UP" in my head is infuriating.
>>111585831gamers never look up
oh boy it's time for wheatley to goon max on stream
>>111585753maybe the game should have been like that from the start, but in my limited knowledge, that skyrockets the amount of work
Help me out, Biboo. Just one hand.
how close is she to the end?
>>1115859602 to 3 more hours.
weathly is just pebbles watching biboo stream
>>111583787This game was unironically the start of that kind of writing in video games and shaped entire generations.
>>111585753Technically, but there aren't actually that many puzzles actually use the Conversion gel. I think outside of the introductions, only 4 puzzles use it, and 2 of those are basically boss fights.
boomer physics went BRRRR in the day
>>111585731Theres a lot of extended lore that exists in the ARG that valve did in the past. Was great, I remember getting my dad's old modem to connect to that random server they set up to get more info.
>>111586024Yeah that's why they don't use it much.
>>111586031Say what you will about boomer physicsBut MAN nothing makes me laugh harder than source engine physics doing crazy beep. Even just the noise makes me giggle.
My wife is so smart
Fun fact: For these long shots, the game actually corrects your shots for you.
Does she know she can bully Wheathly in this section by throwing cubes at him?
>"Don't worry Biboo I'll tell you how to solve this puzzle! All you have to do is look u- AAAAAGH"Backseater shock collar might be the best invention Aperture came up with.
>>111586076Nope.
>Achoo>ACHOOO!!>uguuuu...
good sneeze stream
>>111586173She's perfect
>>111586173I love the lil Uguus at the end.
I love this lil creature.
>>111586228Same tbdesu
I miss Cave Johnson
My wife is about to go the speed of light
She is an ACTUAL genius
>>111586545lol
The rage baiting master
UGUUUUU
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guess I'll have to give her more wee!
imagine gooing at high speeds right into biboo's hole
I R Biboon
THIS BRAT
Im unironically eating cake right now, the immersion.
Biboo would go back if you asked her nice enough
>>111586911I'm huffing asbestos
>>111586924Same, it really helps with the lungs
bibo...
plenty bibsneezes
May the best Biborb win
HOWDY BIBOO
LIVE BIBOO LIVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It was mumei and biboo...
Goodbye, Caroline
The beeb did it!
She doesn't love her as much as I biboo though
PHAT FUARK
These have been super fun streams. I can't wait for her to go through Half Life. She's gonna torture all the poor scientists and Barneys isn't she?
Jonathan Coulton is a boss.
>>111587250>She's gonna torture all the poor scientists and Barneys isn't she?Naturally. That's how the Biboo do. And she'll giggle like an adorable little goblin the whole time.
>>111587250I hope she plays opposing force and blue shift as well. Theres another coop only game that was only on the ps2 but its so fucking rare that she probably wouldn't be able to get the perms as well.
cute biboo
That was Kino as shit, good job bibs
so now Half-life?
She used her brain cell real hard. Shocked she doesn't have a headache.
>>111587306hopefully the original and not the abomination that is Black Mesa
god I love her so much. warms my heart
>>111587306Aka super her to ask for the full series, that might be the only way
Fun fact: Wheatley's eyelids are impossible, they could not retract far enough without clipping. They shrink the geometry behind the circle.
how do yall not get brain damaged form all her yellings and screamings?
>>111587330Was Black Mesa that bad? I only played that version, so I'm unsure.
>>111587363It's cute?
>>111587363>yall
>>111587306>>111587339Biboo mentioned at the beginning that she was already planning to play all the Valve games (Presumably only the single player ones)
>>111587363>Implying pebbles aren't already brain damaged to begin with
>>111587367Black Mesa is fine. A lot of people consider it a replacement for HL1 and that's where the contention comes in
>>111587363I turn it down
>>111587363She's beeping adorable.
>>111587395Also this. Unless your speakers are garbage, don't listen to much of anything at top volume unless you want ear damage.
>>111587380Ok but people often overlook opposing force and blue shift, OF doesnt matter as much but might be touched on again in the future (lol count to 3), where as BS has Barney
Remember when Valve made games?
>>111587037I'm different
Seeing the preorder ad reminded me that I bought this game for the PS3, redeemed the free included Steam version and returned it for a full refund
>>111587278I love my bloodthirsty imoutodaughterwife.>>111587286The Decay coop campaign is playable on PC now but it requires mods. I don't know if Cover has an issue with that or not. But the expansion packs would be fun since they're both fairly short.>>111587367Genuinely my only problem with it is the aesthetic. The HECU troopers do not look right especially, their kit is too modern for a game that was using 90's-early 2000's US military gear as inspiration.>>111587380Oh God I know it wouldn't happen but a TF2 stream would be ridiculous lol>>111587430They still do, if you like MOBAs and VR.
>>111587430I miss it
Operaboo best boo
>>111587430Alyx just came out.......6 years ago
>>111587453Mods are a no go, they would have to play Decay on PS2 in an offcollab
Valve should make a card game thats so bad it flops and everyone forgets about it, then they release a sequel for some reason that everyone forgot about even more
Shiori is still making schedules, Biboo...
>>111587363>Pebbles>Brain damage>Brain
>>111587363
>>111587480>implying this hasn't already happened multiple times
this child is sleepy
>>111587464Now I want that to happen but the question is who would be her best collab partner for it? I'm partial to Babydoll because Biboo and Cece bounce off each other really well. Plus they'd have to struggle with the PS2 ports fuckass controls.
Still hoping she notices and plays Baba is You
Nerissa and burgers, name a better duo
the fuck is a morning afternoon ish
>>111587520this child is hongry
now for 2 hours of unfunny superchats talking about gallons
>>111587536like 10 or 11 AM?
>>111587529You'll have to superchat her about it. That game is fucking hard though. It gets you talking like a caveman.
>>111587550That game is a very good introduction to programming. Since she did a bit of coding for her modding, she will grasp a few things immediately.
>haa-py birthday, too yoou>but I like aerith morebrutal
>>111587579Eeeeeeeeeeeeh what she did was sprite and string replacement. More scripting that programming.I'm a programmer btw. If you own an Xbox One or Series X, my code is on your box.
>>111587529>Baba is YouThis is the sort of game that only works well on stream with someone who thinks it through out loud. Past the first few areas where you're just rapid-fire trying ideas, you spend a good amount of time just looking at it and thinking it through. It's interesting to see how someone who's good at puzzles works it out though.
>>111587528Wooden Shovel. Ina played half life way back in the day, so her teaming up with biboo for Decay would be kino.
FF hasn't been worth playing since 10
>>111587653I've had fun with xiv and xi
casual japanese earthquake
>>111587705Nah it's the clap of her asscheeks
I checked NERV and it doesnt show an EQ. I do think its beeping funny its called NERV.
>>111587705just gojira things
>momseki is perfect>eastern>biboo is not>westernNaruhodo
momseki blushing when reminded the "videogames won't take you anywhere"
Whelp, chat is making her play Black Mesa...
Yeah its fucking over, opposing force and blue shift never ever
>>111587723fuck, the logo fools you for a second
>>111587811it's finenot all remaster/remakes are bad, you autist
>>111587811That's a good thing.
>>111587833Its the same logo, its inspired by eva which is what makes it so funny to me.
Is there a reason she doesn’t talk about dadseki much? Even just now with the cursing topic she didn’t bring him up. The only thing off the top of my head i remember is her mentioning that he sneezes loud.
>>111579098sex with rock shaped children
My name is GlaDOS now.
>>111587862He strikes me as the working dad that didnt spend too much time at home. Her dad might have been closer with broseki as well. I always think of the teddy bear story, and it makes me think hes fairly aloof as well.
>>111587862she has daddy issues because he didn't praise her enough
>shoot your goo my dudeyep that goes in the folder
Jesus, how much money did she make off of this one stream?
>>111587836I don't have a horse in this race, I just know someone was upset about it.
>>111587910Need to play that on loop for reasons
Chat was so awful during Ina half life
>>111587938I miss Ina's plush bunny.
>>111587862I have a vague memory of her basically saying his english isn't very good
>>111587938tons of backseating iirc
>>111587916Nyes.
>>111587938I like when she said shit like Biboo did
>>111587916mnyes
>>111587980neither of those happened
>>1115879161k usd
>>111587980one of the very few times Ina has ever cursed on stream
>>111587995they both happened
Biboo mama... ooghhhh...
>>111588015meds
Issan Newton is a son of a bitch!
>>111588001that was AI generated
>>111587995>>111588046https://www.youtube.com/live/dWPEe7sgF_Q?t=2389&si=UDp_jYVLoGyFGhwa
>>111588073I can see them
>>111588073yup ai generated, I knew it
dibs on the bibraincell
bweh...
ZOMBIE HO JUMPSCARE
>>111588115Who kneads a sell any whey. Eye do just fine without any such thing.
>>111588073Almost 6 years... I'm eroding.
My wife being a smellfag again
Well, biboo gets what she wanted
>>111588166She always does
It's kinda funny how Ina is known for using a crowbar to bonk but never beat either game. I wonder if Biboo will beat both.
>
Smart wife today
>>111588159I still remember being 16 and watching that stream right after I got home from school. Now I’m an old fuck ojisan with bills to pay…
>>111588189She beat hl2, I would know because I watched it live
>>111588219>old fuck ojisan
>>111588219shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>111588219>old as fuckHaha yeah pebble, old. Take care of your joints and eat plenty of fiber, trust me it will help you in the long run.
>>111588171WTBdo I need to also check her raids into, to max my biboos?
>>111588248Oh, for reference I know these things because I'm 37, please eat fiber. And drink 2 liters of water a day to not get kidney stones.
>>111588233Oh she did beat it. I didn't think 4 streams was enough.
>>111588189>he wondersget out of my sight doubterdon't come back until you think about what you did
>>111588251I usually do, unless she raids whores like that one
New Bread>>111588793>>111588793>>111588793
